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ryoalouette · 2 years ago
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3rd DC x DP prompt of Machi's
Machi: question, do you know how in Greek and other mythologies they came up with the most absurd stories as how gods/heroes were born? What if Team Phantom came up with all kinds of weird stories about Dani and Dan to f*ck with the JL?
Like, Dani is an ice statue brought to life by Danny
Me: omg lmao that would be effing hilarious
Dani was formed from Danny's sneeze. Don't make Danny sneeze, he'll spawn another kid.
Machi: Danny created a cocoon of ice an slept there for seven days, when he woke up there were two of them
Me: for lolz, I can imagine Amorpho being with Dani and Danny to add on the f*ckery and if possible, Redeemed!Dan
Machi: Danny went to space and ate a collapsing universe. Said universe still collapsed inside Danny, making Danny collapse as well and be divided into three people.
... nah, too complicated
Once Danny was on a fight and he broke a fang, he buried the fang on the sand and seven days later Dani was born
A shark ate Danny's feet, a few days later Dan broke free from the shark's belly
Me: Danny looked upon his reflection in the lake near the town he's protecting and his reflection (Amorpho or Dani) rose from the water
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coffeexxcigarettes · 1 year ago
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@hersurvival this is so us coded.
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neosatsuma · 4 months ago
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
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carsonjonesfiance · 4 months ago
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“This thing is legally dubious and therefore technically unenforceable.” Is not a “useless liberal gotcha” it’s how legalism works in this country. Tying up stupidly worded EOs in court is the quickest way to keep them from being implemented. It is the definition of “doing something.” But it doesn’t usually involve much tweeting so of course a certain type of leftist feels obligated to mock it.
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brilliantbeautyofthedevine · 7 months ago
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Dante wanted to see Mabel's natural hair color since Morgyn is ofcourse blonde and so is Meghyn. He had always seen her with black hair. Omg they still wear their friendship bracelets. It's so cute. 🙈
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A true definition of soulmates! Best Friends to Lovers. 🙈❤️❤️❤️ I typically hate anything romance related but this is just too adorable. I just can't. 😭
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🌜❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜🌛
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laixae · 4 months ago
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immortal escargot anyone?
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sadagios · 5 months ago
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drew all the lifers in my style before the year ends ! took a while but i had so much fun :> Original template by @/xmaruu11
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baguantte · 10 months ago
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guess who loves the season 3 ed so much they redrew it in timeskip (this guy)
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who-is-page · 7 months ago
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"You can't have [experience] because you don't identify as [label]!!!" how do I explain to people that experiences exist outside of and prior to the formation of specific language to talk about them
"You can't have [experience] because you don't think of it through [framework/explanation/etc]!!!" how do I explain to people that experiences exist outside of and prior to any formal cosmology, hypotheses, or explanation assigned to them
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demi-pixellated · 2 months ago
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Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day
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precariouswizardry · 2 years ago
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digitaldulc · 3 months ago
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hookup culture is not for me. wdym you don't think sex is the closest thing to touching souls, wdym you don't think sex is inherently romantic, wdym you don't yearn for someone you love to have you whole?
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gege · 4 months ago
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Starting a collection
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tubapun · 11 months ago
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Plush can be you, a sona, some mix, whatever I just wanna know what makes you marketable
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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 7 months ago
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Jason: Where are my fucking guns?!
Bruce: Language!
Jason: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking guns?!
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