#guess who has covid

[raina-at]

Guess who has Covid? Yeah. Us. No mystery where we got it, since about a quarter of my son's class has Covid as well.

I'm mostly tired as fuck right now, and sort of foggy, head cold, bit of weird muscle pain. Hope it doesn't get worse. We're up to date with our shots, and the kid's negative again thankfully. Hope we're past the worst of it.

Ugh. This still sucks, even though it could be worse.

[stincorrect]

Lucas: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Dustin: Bet I can! Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Anon who said poly wild and twilight is a genius

Guess who caught COVID and is now on Day 3/7 of Isolation! At least this'll give me a chance to clear out my inbox a bit lol. (I am alright though. Fortunately, it was just Bad Cold level of symptoms but be sure to look after yourselves guys!)

Wild was up a tree, peering through the treeline before sighing. Down below, there was a rustle of bushes. "Anything?" He called down.

From amongst the undergrowth, Wolfie emerged then reformed into Twilight in a flurry of shadowy magic.

"No. How in the name of Ordona did we get this lost?" Twilight growled to himself as he scuffed his boot.

Wild shimmied down the tree with ease. "I kind of expected this from me, but I kinda figured you'd know the way back." He patted himself off.

Twilight huffed again. "Must've gotten turned around when we were chasing that deer."

It'd been nearly a month since you had confessed your feelings towards both heroes and had gone on your first date. Things had been going smoothly since then as well. Kisses and hand holding and other ridiculously cheesy dating activities between the usual travelling had become commonplace between you and your partners.

There was one thing that had been bugging both Twilight and Wild. Neither of them had managed to gift you something that wasn't a necessity.

There simply hadn't been any time since your first date.

So when you'd mentioned missing a particular stew recipe, both of them had latched on to it. While Wild would be doing the majority of the cooking, Twilight was more than happy to help with the actual hunting and gathering part.

That morning, they had volunteered to go hunting for the day and agreed to meet the others back at the camp.

It was now mid-afternoon.

If the rest of the group ever found out that they had gotten lost, they'd never let Twilight hear the end of it. Nor give Wild any slack that his ability to get lost was contagious.

Just as Wild was about to scale another tree, there was more rustling from the undergrowth.

You emerged, ruffled, covered in leaves and almost on the business end of two swords. "Guys!" You beamed at them.

Wild swept you into his arms quickly while Twilight ran a critical eye over you, checking for injuries.

"What are you doing so far out here?"

"I came looking for you two! After you were gone all morning, Time let me come find you. He did say if none of us were back by Sundown, they'd all come looking for us and Warriors lent me the fire rod to set off as a signal." You pulled out of Wild's hug and ran your own eyes over them worriedly.

Both heroes paused.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Wild pondered as Twilight snorted.

"Because you would've started a forest fire." He ruffled his hair playfully.

Wild batted him away with a scowl even as you giggled.

"What kept you guys anyway?" You managed to intervene before it escalated into playful roughhousing.

There was a thoughtful pause before Twilight crossed his arms and smirked at you.

"A surprise."

Wild nodded quickly even as you looked between them.

"Okay..." YOu said slowly. You weren't sure how to feel about the secrecy but you did know that the smirks they were now wearing were very attractive.

Even as you were about to wipe them off.

"But, do you guys know which way is back to camp?"

(It was two very sheepish heroes that followed you back to camp. You were rewarded with kisses for your silence over their lost state and they were rewarded with extra kisses when they presented you with your favourite dish.

So in your mind, everyone won.)

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tobey!Peter: What the fuck is wrong with you? Andrew!Peter: What, no good morning? Tobey!Peter: Good morning. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Tom!Peter: At least he said it. 

[incorrectspnforfun]

Dean: Don’t worry. I have a plan. Sam: …I’ll warn Cas.

[fifth-dimensional]

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[plethora-of-imagines]

Where's my fictional boyfriend to hold me and give me kissies while I'm sick 🥺

[solarshadow]

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[maidofmetal]

motherfucker

[aanarres]

shit

[eccentriccryptid]

It should be illegal to have regular illness on top of chronic illness

[proficshy]

Welp. That’s nice.

[saayatsumu]

rook needs enrichment (hunting classmates for sport)

[fancycandy]

😡

[fforever-dreaming]

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[werewen]