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You find one of your closest friends doing something innapropriate to a frozen chicken in a supermarket. The police are called and your friend gets taken away weeping.
This was the result I was pretty much expecting. To the people that voted for the last option on here you may need to have a little chat with your therapist 😄😄. Stay tuned for more cutting edge polls 😁
#poll#friends#quiz#advice#ask a question#my poll#a poll#what would you do#no way#answer this#answer a poll#what would you choose#funny poll#odd poll#try this#see what you think#hard to answer#not sure about this one#we need to know#crazy poll#strange poll#answers#questions#funny stuff#humor#humour#funny post#funny#funny shit
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY#IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY#MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.
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i have chronic pain. i am neurodivergent. i understand - deeply - the allure of a "quick fix" like AI. i also just grew up in a different time. we have been warned about this.
15 entire years ago i heard about this. in my forensics class in high school, we watched a documentary about how AI-based "crime solving" software was inevitably biased against people of color.
my teacher stressed that AI is like a book: when someone writes it, some part of the author will remain within the result. the internet existed but not as loudly at that point - we didn't know that AI would be able to teach itself off already-biased Reddit threads. i googled it: yes, this bias is still happening. yes, it's just as bad if not worse.
i can't actually stop you. if you wanna use ChatGPT to slide through your classes, that's on you. it's your money and it's your time. you will spend none of it thinking, you will learn nothing, and, in college, you will piss away hundreds of thousands of dollars. you will stand at the podium having done nothing, accomplished nothing. a cold and bitter pyrrhic victory.
i'm not even sure students actually read the essays or summaries or emails they have ChatGPT pump out. i think it just flows over them and they use the first answer they get. my brother teaches engineering - he recently got fifty-three copies of almost-the-exact-same lab reports. no one had even changed the wording.
and yes: AI itself (as a concept and practice) isn't always evil. there's AI that can help detect cancer, for example. and yet: when i ask my students if they'd be okay with a doctor that learned from AI, many of them balk. it is one thing if they don't read their engineering textbook or if they don't write the critical-thinking essay. it's another when it starts to affect them. they know it's wrong for AI to broad-spectrum deny insurance claims, but they swear their use of AI is different.
there's a strange desire to sort of divorce real-world AI malpractice over "personal use". for example, is it moral to use AI to write your cover letters? cover letters are essentially only templates, and besides: AI is going to be reading your job app, so isn't it kind of fair?
i recently found out that people use AI as a romantic or sexual partner. it seems like teenagers particularly enjoy this connection, and this is one of those "sticky" moments as a teacher. honestly - you can roast me for this - but if it was an actually-safe AI, i think teenagers exploring their sexuality with a fake partner is amazing. it prevents them from making permanent mistakes, it can teach them about their bodies and their desires, and it can help their confidence. but the problem is that it's not safe. there isn't a well-educated, sensitive AI specifically to help teens explore their hormones. it's just internet-fed cycle. who knows what they're learning. who knows what misinformation they're getting.
the most common pushback i get involves therapy. none of us have access to the therapist of our dreams - it's expensive, elusive, and involves an annoying amount of insurance claims. someone once asked me: are you going to be mad when AI saves someone's life?
therapists are not just trained on the book, they're trained on patient management and helping you see things you don't see yourself. part of it will involve discomfort. i don't know that AI is ever going to be able to analyze the words you feed it and answer with a mind towards the "whole person" writing those words. but also - if it keeps/kept you alive, i'm not a purist. i've done terrible things to myself when i was at rock bottom. in an emergency, we kind of forgive the seatbelt for leaving bruises. it's just that chat shouldn't be your only form of self-care and recovery.
and i worry that the influence chat has is expanding. more and more i see people use chat for the smallest, most easily-navigated situations. and i can't like, make you worry about that in your own life. i often think about how easy it was for social media to take over all my time - how i can't have a tiktok because i spend hours on it. i don't want that to happen with chat. i want to enjoy thinking. i want to enjoy writing. i want to be here. i've already really been struggling to put the phone down. this feels like another way to get you to pick the phone up.
the other day, i was frustrated by a book i was reading. it's far in the series and is about a character i resent. i googled if i had to read it, or if it was one of those "in between" books that don't actually affect the plot (you know, one of those ".5" books). someone said something that really stuck with me - theoretically you're reading this series for enjoyment, so while you don't actually have to read it, one would assume you want to read it.
i am watching a generation of people learn they don't have to read the thing in their hand. and it is kind of a strange sort of doom that comes over me: i read because it's genuinely fun. i learn because even though it's hard, it feels good. i try because it makes me happy to try. and i'm watching a generation of people all lay down and say: but i don't want to try.
#spilled ink#i do also think this issue IS more complicated than it appears#if a teacher uses AI to grade why write the essay for example.#<- while i don't agree (the answer is bc the essay is so YOU learn) i would be RIPSHIT as a student#if i found that out.#but why not give AI your job apps? it's not like a human person SEES your applications#the world IS automating in certain ways - i do actually understand the frustration#some people feel where it's like - i'm doing work here. the work will be eaten by AI. what's the point#but the answer is that we just don't have a balance right now. it just isn't trained in a smart careful way#idk. i am pretty anti AI tho so . much like AI. i'm biased.#(by the way being able to argue the other side tells u i actually understand the situation)#(if u see me arguing "pro-chat'' it's just bc i think a good argument involves a rebuttal lol)#i do not use ai . hard stop.
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Mission mode change detected, now in Monument Mode Goodnight friends. After exchanging our final bits of data,
I will hold vigil on this spot in Mare Crisium to watch humanity's continued journey to the stars.
Here, I will outlast your mightiest rivers, your tallest mountains, and perhaps even your species as we know it.
But it is remarkable that a species might be outlasted by its own ingenuity.
Here lies Blue Ghost, a testament to the team who, with the loving support of their families and friends, built and operated this machine and its payloads,
to push the capabilities and knowledge of humanity one small step further.
Per aspera ad astra!
Love, Blue Ghost
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no you are actively crying over a dying robot on the moon i am doing just fine thanks
#blue ghost#space things#‘mission mode change detected now in monument mode’#are you fucking kidding me pals#i really really cannot#our dying robot emissary on the moon feels a bit too on the nose#for These Times#years ago chris hadfield gave a talk at the place where i worked#and he answered all kinds of questions about space and told us space facts#anyway he related that it’s hard to sleep in space#because you close your eyes and still see bursts of cosmic radiation#no matter what you do#and you have to be like strapped down on a table#or else you will float away#anyway#thinking space thoughts#good night blue ghost#never sleep
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fursona for grym... nothin but a got damn Glub glub🐟
#ive been wanting both a fishy character and a fat tailed character for a while .. o h yeaaa#what type of eel is she. the answer is yes#i do think it might be time for me to return to mermaid aus sometime she would go hard as fuuck#my art#grymberk#oc#eel#eelgirl#furry#scaly#slimy#anthro#fish#bisexual#fat tail
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Ongoing stepladder debate
#its a stepladder#i take no other answer#i took the chance to add a bunch of random stuff in the newspaper#it might be a little bit hard to navigate#oopsie#the confusing apollo and polly the parrot thing is something that actuallt happened#she actually thought i was talking about the parrot whenver i mentioned “oh yeah polly is defending that guy”#THE PARROT.#although its ace attorney its plausible#anyway#ace attorney#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#apollo justice#kind of#ace attorney fanart#lopsaii art#ema skye#klavier gavin
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Okay, but imagine Sir Galahad asking his father (Lancelot) for advice on dealing with his annoying companion who simply refuses to cooperate.
I can only imagine the "advice" he would give his son.
Lancelot is a warrior, not a tour guide.
Y'know, maybe his one-size-fits-all solutions aren't always helpful
#sth#sth fanart#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#satbk au#knights and poets au#roonies doodles#roonie answers#hes doing his best hes just giving the advice he'd use himself#in his mind he's nailing this father-son interaction#also shoutout to satbk for the semi-canon dadow its so based and also makes me laugh so hard#tw sui bait#<- just in case
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pls pls heard me out...FIDDLESTAN! <3
ok, i got this ask ten days ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since. Because I got two other asks asking for fiddauthor, and I dON'T KNOW HOW TO LET THEM DOWN LIGHTLY BECAUSE I'M A FIDDLESTAN BITCH THROUGH AND THROUGH 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, fiddauthor is great and makes sense and everything. But listen. Billford and fiddauthor are multidimensional ships, they are good! But FIDDLESTAN!?!? that shit is the WHAT-THE-HECK-A-HEDRON!!!!!!! Even though it's literally 100% speculation, the implications are FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!! I jumped between three ships so far during this gravity falls thing, each time thinking one is better than the other. I've decided that FIDDLESTAN IS KING!!!!!! I'm sorry. I could rant about them forever. I've been listening to nothing but extended versions of disco music for the past week. (YES THEY HAD A CRAZY ROMANTIC FLING IN VEGAS NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE!!!! (yes i will. I will elaborate at some point. it will be like ten pages or text. or I will draw it. idk.))
Here is a sketchbook doodle from like a week ago. I'm gonna post another fiddlestan thing in a few moments, but my style changes like I'm a completely different artist every week without warning, so I'm gonna leave this by itself!
He comes into YOUR house, he steals YOUR identity, and he fucks YOUR research partner!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!
#i've noticed lately#after we've opened our eyes to some of fords assholeyness#some people are like 'hold on guys i think were being a little too hard on ford 🥺'#NO WE ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!#I hail from the iz fandom where everyone knows dib is fucking awful#and we LOVE him for it!!!!#will NOT shy away from admitting how terrible he is - it's why we love him!!!!!#ok enough rant#me typing on tumblr about this shit is like opening pandoras box#gonna close that up now for everyones safety#fiddlestan#gravity falls#stan x fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#ask#answered#anon#sketchbook
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You shouldn't summon a Ghost King
Danny had felt the weird tug to the entirety of himself and instantly knew he was finally actually getting summoned for the first time.
He'd winced through the whole process, knowing he should have listened to Clockwork and changed the requirements now that he was Ghost King... but even though Clockwork had seemed pretty serious about it, it just... kept slipping Danny's mind. Listen, it's not that he didn't want to! executive dysfunction is a bitch alright, and it sounded like boring ghost paper work.
And it's been like... months now, maybe even a full year, maybe even longer. People don't really summon the Ghost King apparently, and Danny has been busy! He has school, he's trying really hard to get his grades back up. At some point he just completely forgot about it.
He's really regretting not taking it as seriously as he probably should have now that he's randomly on top of a skyscraper in some massive city he doesn't recognise. And the city is... for a lack of better words, on fire.
He can feel the suffering he can hear the screams, there is pain, chaos and fear all around him. Like a physical force pressing down on him.
The sickening part of it all is that he feels stronger than ever like someone injected him with 50 energy drinks directly into his veins but at the same time his stomach is recoiling violently, extreme jitters but not in a good way, absolutely nauseous.
He's not really listening to whatever is going on directly around him on that roof, that's all far in the distance somehow, maybe he's disociating, maybe something else other ghost thing is going on, but Danny is just floating there in full king regalia.
All he cares about it is snatching the weird creepy looking grimoire and getting some answers.
And answers he gets because its very clearly stated in there that the Ghost King (Pariah Dark) wants a tribute to himself. Whomever deigns to summon him must prove willingness to his cause. Aka the whole conquering and genocide and tyranny thing.
Over five hundred deaths would probably do but over a thousand was preferred, even more was obviously even better. That would show dedication and earn favour and- blah blah blah.
Danny thinks he's going to throw up.
It doesn't help that that's when the heroes show up and Danny is very clearly the big bad in this scenario even if it was completely unintentional.
Maybe they'll let him explain? Oh shit, that one looks so upset they're crying- maybe he can just go invisible instead...
This might be the worst night of his life.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#could probably also be x marvel now that I think about it#dp x marvel#ghost king danny#summoning gone horribly right#dp prompt#I got kinda stuck on the thought that to me summoning the Ghost King. the Ruler of the Infinite Realms. Is always depicted as insanely easy#-to do. Like the usually in these prompts the requirements for summoning at all is to just draw a circle and say some words and you'll get-#-some sort of answer. So I thought to myself. What if it's not that easy tho? And what if despite it being incredibly awful and hard-#-someone still goes ahead and does it because holy shit. Ghost King! And it's just a bad time for everyone#Heroes see Danny as the next big bad. the next world crisis invasion thing. A city is in shambles and everything. They are waiting on-#-The arrival of the army of monsters/robots/undead that they then have to fight to protect the planet#savwrites
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HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE NEW DELTARUNE NEWS???!! Just two months more...
I wanted to make something to celebrate, but I have NO time soooo here's another WIP for the animation I'm working on hehe
#School is STILL kicking my ass#But I'm making a cool animation for homework so it's worth it#Gonna try to use my vacations to continue working on the comic hehe#again I am so sorry about the lack of updates#Moving out + school has been a lot but I hope to organize myself better next quarter c:#+ apparently I got one of the harder teachers in TWO classes and classes are not usually THIS hard??? I just got bad luck lol but it's stil#been great so far!!#ANYWAYS#THE ACTUAL GOOD NEWS#DELTARUNE ACTUALLY WAS TODAY OH MY GOD#I WOKE UP WITH THE NEWS#IT WAS AMAZING I AM SO HAPPY#btw a lot of people have sent me asks lately and I haven't been able to answer...#as soon as I'm done with finals I'll work on answering asks ! Thanks for your patience! :D
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on preemptive grief. on bracing for impact. on looking towards the horizon line and flinching
Rayne Fisher-Quann, “home for the holidays: an essay (sort of) about grief (sort of)” // me // David Levithan // The Crane Wives, “Black Hole Fantasy” // me (again)
#‘hey wren do u happen to have abandonment issues?’ great question the answer is shut upppp >:(#(yes)#web weaving#word web#word weave#webbing#words words words#my poetry#my words#the crane wives#on preemptive grief#on grief#on leaving#on friendship#poetry#writers on tumblr#first one hit hard. i’m terrified of losing my best friend. in whatever capacity
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A god and a ghost
#sooooo I AM BACKKKK !!!!!!!#I FINISHED MY LAST EXAMS SO NOW I CAN BE ACTIVE HERE#these past weeks i felt trully overwhelmed for some reason to post here despite finding tunblr trully a comforting place since i was a teen#but i am back to posting and gonna try answer asks if you have#it was just a hard year in general for some reason and i was feeling burned out#i was still posting everywhere else but i am finally back#HUALIAN#HUALIAN MY BELOVED !!!!!!!!#nothingbizzare art#artist on tumblr#i have been feeling the summer vibes so here are them chilling#tgcf#tgcf fanart#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#heaven official's blessing#mxtx#mxtx tgcf#tian guan ci fu
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I like the implications of Bill apparently not drawing any yellow triangles in his therapy pictures. Whether it means anything or not, when kids draw family pictures, they want to draw themselves too, they are the part of the family, right? But he draws just Red and Blue. As if a happy picture of them is one where he never existed. I am overthinking it it course.
AUGH ANON YOU GOT ME THINKING.
What if like. Okay so we know he and his family were from a 2 Dimensional world, Euclydia. He only draws red and blue triangles, who are likely his parents. Yellow triangles are nowhere to be seen. Maybe it’s supposed to be a happy picture without him
But. But he’s the yellow triangle. He’s still from Euclydia. In most respects, he’s still 2D
So maybe. Maybe instead he’s trying to recreate the environment. Maybe he’s putting himself back with them in the only way he can.
He only draws red and blue triangles… because the yellow triangle is already there
#splynter answers#splynter art#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#YOU GOT ME THINKING SO HARD THAT I HAD TO MAKE A DOODLE#IM SCREAMING#HE FILLS MY BRAIN ALWAYS
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Imp n skizz hero au save me,,,,,
#fence posts#skizzleman#impulsesv#hermitcraft#hermitblr#thinking bout their shockcast answers too hard#Divinity my beloved I already ahve so much lore for him#also giggling.. Skizz saying he couldn’t come up with a ‘less frilly’ name than divinity and I give him the frilliest (literally) outfit <3#magical girl inspired :3#skizz also doesnt have powers in this au#he’s a trained paramedic with some variety of medical degree.. then he’s just like. I wanna be a hero too :3#impulse is born with powers and HATES it <3#also smth bout this man and clocks GAWD DANG
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Dom! Channie who's fucking tired! reader even after they've run all out of energy but welp channie is too pent up and frustated to stop that reader just blacks out while riding him so he just rests reader's head onto his shoulder, cradling them while he still keeps fucking up into them, well because daddy takes what daddy needs
Fuck that's getting even me dizzy now pls
🏷️ cw ; daddy!chan, cnc, slight pain kink ig?, breeding
it's not the first time he's taken you like this, when you're too fucked out to keep your eyes open. your body slumps against his and he shifts so your face nestles into the crook of his neck. your cunt's still wrapped around him, tight like a vice, and there's no way he can stop before he's pumped another load deep into your womb.
chan loves having sex with you and making love to you any time and place - but he can't deny there's something so dirty about you letting him use you like his personal fleshlight, his own cum dripping down his balls as he breeds you over and over long after you've passed out. it makes his dick throb almost painfully.
he's sure his hands are bruising your hips with the grip he's got on them as he holds you still. he fucks up into you with steady thrusts, aiming for the spot that has you clenching around him even more.
you whimper and jolt as he hits your cervix and holds you down on his cock, shushing you in the same breath, "quiet, baby, let daddy take what he needs,"
"my pretty slut's such a good girl for daddy, isn't she? don't worry, baby. daddy will take good care of you. he'll use your body all night."
#answered#anonymous#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids hard hours#skz hard hours#stray kids imagines#skz imagines#stray kids headcanons#skz headcanons#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#stray kids fanfic#skz fanfic#bang chan x reader#bang chan smut#;skz blurbs
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Unrendered CaitVi Prison Kiss Scene by Simon Popot on his Instagram | Better, uncropped version of this GIF is also on Reddit (link) and Discord (link)
#tumblr size limits made this so hard to make so yeah i have this also made in a different version on discord and reddit#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane league of legends#caitvi#league of legends arcane#league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#caitlyn#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#piltover's finest#s2 ep8#also i wasnt planning on gifing this but i really like this version of the unrendered scene because we see more details here haha#love love love cait's shocked face... then she accepts it and kisses vi back with the same ferver ughhh its so good#the lil movement of vi's hand on cait's cheek#SOOOO GOOD#man is like the gods answered my prayers when i was blabbing in my personal blog about missing caitvi hahahahaha thank u fortiche ily#i should be sleeping….. lmao im going to regret being sleep deprived tomorrow again wont i#caitvi the only piece of media to make me get up from bed and make a gifset truly too powerful
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