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touyasdoll · 1 year

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I was gonna try to play catch-up with Dadmas today, but I’ve spent a great deal of my mental energy dealing with Verizon for the past two hours trying so, SO hard not to call the four separate agents I spoke to a cunt so. I’m at least gonna post Natsuo today and shoot for Bakugou too. Maybe do 2 a day to catch up by Christmas.

#jsyk <3 #one guy asked my name three times #it’s a chat mind you #he could have scrolled up #and the. after having me describe my issue #he fucking said ‘ohh I see. well this is your issue.’#like YEAH.#I know. I said exactly that. can you fix it please ajdhshsh #instead of mansplaining to me you illiterate fuck #tw vent #ash screams into the void

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puppyeared · 10 months

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fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

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betterthanbatman1 · 8 months

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Umm I love them???

#SHE WAITED FOR HIM FOR 4 HOURS ON TOP OF THEIR MEET UP SPOT #THEIR MEET UP SPOT IS BIG BELLY BURGER AHHHH #I didn’t really ship jayrose too much before #but I’ve been scrolling down their hashtag and I love them so much #Die hard Rose fans will say they don’t belong together and Rose shouldn’t be reduced as a character for Jason’s benefit #Yeah I completely understand and mostly agree with you.#Mostly. So for now I’m just going to enjoy me some good soft Jayrose content :)#I absolutely think Rose should NOT be reduced as a character but I have to say they are v cute together #The “Promise?’’ “Promise.’’ made my heart flutter I don’t even know why 😭#I’m a sucker for couples who care about each other like this #She could have just left it at ‘be careful’#But no Jason had to promise her that he will come back to her #It’s just. So. Damn. Good #IM DYING OVER THEM FR #You know they’d die for each other and make jokes about death and daddy issues #And with their shared use of ✨violence✨#And just generally become THE power couple #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #Ravager #Rose Wilson #Jayrose #Jason x Rose #holy queue batman #red rambles

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designernishiki · 11 months

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ladies and gentlemen. we got em

#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb #STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED #that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this #is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk)#to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so #but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT.#I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family #and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s #like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional #he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr #dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit #rambling #kiryu #yakuza #rgg #rgg8

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falmerbrook · 11 months

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@tes-summer-fest Day 5: Forgotten

A few weeks ago I was talking to someone (shoutout @kee-vee) about the implications of the Tribunal turning Nerevar into a bonewalker after he died, and how apparently that little piece of Nerevar lore got lost to the ages. Like, imagine if he's still roaming around in some long forgotten tomb, and imagine the mindfuck of the Nerevarine stumbling upon him.

Based on the image of Nerevar on his shrine in Morrowind:

#i have fiddled with the composition with this so much but i cant get it right so sorry if it's wonky #tesfest23 #morrowind #tes #the elder scrolls #nerevar #indoril nerevar #body horror #gore #sorry i dont know how to tag warnings very well #my art #mine #I’m not super happy with it but whatever #i have a speedpaint for this maybe ill post that later #i headcanon nerevars eyes as blue but for reasons im sure youll understand i was not gonna give him a glowing blue eye #im torn on whether this would only work if the nerevarine is not a literal reincarnation but rather a symbolic representation of him #or if he could be some kind of souless mindless husk #in the latter meeting the nerevarine would be especially fucked up

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crossbackpoke-check · 1 year

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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randomminty · 9 months

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Wow.... drew the purple thing again

#art tag #enstars #ensemble stars #souma kanzaki #i can draw characters who arent souma i swear hes just reallt fun to draw for warm ups and i always end up refining my sketches #i have so many nazunas and madaras i could post theyre fun too. maybe one day #actuallt nazuna isnt fun his hair is so much harder to draw than it looks. madaras hair is fun #unrelated these pokemon mikus omg. driving ne insane. anyway. gootbye #edit i just scrolled through my acc a little. character facing left on grey bg my beloved sknfkdnsalAUGH #edit edit if the anatomy looks weird its bc the outfits so big and flowly trust me it looks normal underneath. its fine #i wish anatomy mistakes were more obvious in the sketching stage and not art is completely finished stage :(

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brotherdusk · 4 months

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if there's one thing the netflix alexander the great miniseries has taught me it's that mido hamada has absolutely impeccable comedic timing given the opportunity

#if/when he returns to foundation he would absolutely clean up with the more humorous tone it's got going on now #poor darius is just writing and sending cuneiform scrolls to everyone. per my last cuneiform. this battle could have been a cuneiform.#alexander the making of a god #txt

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hyperionwitch-art · 1 year

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Please I need new barbie movie meme with Tevrani and Drenim 😏

Oh my GOD I'm so glad you asked--I was just working on this actually, lmao

Tev/Dren Masterpost

#elder scrolls #morrowind #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #dunmer #tevrani #drenim omalas #great minds hehehe #I mean...how could I pass it up #the vibe is so right for them #hilariously they have actually both been arrested before #tev's response to that was pretty much the same #but dren's was VERY different at the time lmao #nowadays he's like 'lol whatever I'll just break out'#ask

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hivepixels · 2 days

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#i wrote the arsl essay really emotionally if it's illogical i'm very sorry it's just my impression T0TTTTT.........#mumblings #EVEN THE SOLLUX ONE IS CRINGE TO ME I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE i'm just glad people who've gotten something out of it can feel #more reassured in their enjoyment of these characters bcs theyre awesome & i like when people think abt them esp in relation to each other #i was so 👀!!! by how sollux detected his relevancy was reduced compared to the rest of the meteor crew and chose to step away with aradia #and since her arc was pretty much finished around the same time as his i rlly love how they complete their jobs then go off have fun #(well sollux is extra funny bcs he doesnt WANT to be a Main Character but mf can't resist adding his two cents backseat commentary LOL)#anw.. idk if ive ever mentioned but i dont care for pale arsl whatsoever skjskj highkey resent the popularity of that depiction but i don't #have grounds to complain since it gives people a reason to keep including aradia with sollux somehow #once again coming from a dvkt background i often saw aradia and sollux entering as a pair so it was wild to switch to slkt and #find out a lot of sollux shippers don't like aradia as much. or at all #<- was scrolling old posts and saw that people have been discussing this same exact thing years ago LMAO the cycle repeats itself #i think sollux should 🥺👉👈 for aradia forever its funnier to think he likes her so much and she's just. occupied by more important things #ANYTHING SHE NEEDS HE WILL COME.... SHE JUST HAS TO ASK. BUT WHAT CAN SHE POSSIBLY ASK FOR WHEN SHE'S ALREADY SO CAPABLE....... HSJAHAA #back when she approached him for tech and research assistance he could feel useful but now. he's huddled in the corner sad puppy #its so ;;; when ppl make him super relieved to see aradia like WAAGHHHHHH SHE'S HERE... SHE'S HERE FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!#sollux wanting to be more important to aradia is a thought i revisit a lot he just wants to know if there's anything there #but he can't pick Just One Thing and regardless of the outcome good or bad he'll always regret screwing it up #in reality its not his fault lol just like karkat dude's got the self-sabotage instinct for things no one holds him against for so. yeh #STILL don't take my opinions as truth gospel alright i'm a fangirl not a meta writer!!!!!!!!!

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whipped-for-fictionals · 1 month

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going to be singing in our school's talent showcase tomorrow!! i'm so so excited, i chose the best song to sing as my final tribute to the school

#for anyone wondering the song i chose is sway by michael buble #funny story #i was asking the music director what song i should sing earlier today cause i put my name down on the list without actually knowing what-#-song i was doing #and he was like “if i could suggest a song to you #please please don't do a slow song or a ballad-y kind of song“#“because many people have already chosen a slow song to sing. of course that's great we want to show off their talent-#-but it's going to be held at 7:30pm and we don't want to make the audience sleep pahaha“#and i was like oh shit because the songs i had in mind were slow-ish. so i had to change my song #and i was like frantically looking through my playlist on the bus #wondering what song to pick #and as i was scrolling sway shows up and i was like “that song is so upbeat and people know it well enough”#“if i want to go out with a bang during my last week of school i should go for it”#so i changed the key and learnt the key changes the lyrics and the technicalities of the song (when to get louder how to add dynamic etc.)-#-in one night lmfao #now i'm going to sob over my final day as i write teachers' cards #[🌺] my posts!#[🗣️] nessa's rambles!#[🧍] ramble in the tags #probably the biggest ramble in the tags i've ever done

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totheidiot · 2 months

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i hate that the solar eclipse just now serves as a reminder that nobody loves me.

#🍂 arian's shit #IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HAPPENED. but yeah #i will always think of the solar eclipse i witnessed and think about that #two people one of them my friend the other i thought i could consider my friend but HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.#they both talked and did their things and laughed and they are so damn close to each other it almost made me cry and reminded me that #it was such a profound moment too when i realized what was going on #they were in another world that didn't have me and i get that. i do. they have known each other for a year and i abruptly showed up #two months ago and one of them we are getting close she likes me around #at least i think #the other one he is nice he is supposed to be like this he is nice to everyone that is who he is #so what is happening: he is completely indifferent to me. most he did was remember my name and face. but he is nice.#i like them both so so much it almosg does hurt when i stood there awkwardly almost like i was intruding #and i realized that i have never not been close to anyone #no acquaintances all the friendships i have had they sre the reason why i live and i know that they live for me too #we have known each other since kindergarten. they held my face and cried and told me that i was love when i was leaving for the last time #they love me. i am sure of it.#but now i don't have anyone near whom i do love. people don't love me. i used to be love.#it also hurts that i am Average Person In The World #i am not funny. i do not have unique quirks. i do not have a single talent.#all i am good for is saying the wrong things all time.#even in my old life i was someone. someone who isn't the same as the person who saw the solar eclipse today and felt all this #i was the idiot. I WAS THE IDIOT. i was the writer person.#i don't feel like any of these things now. they had a thing in common: their capacity to love and be loved.#i love very easily but i am not an easy person to love.#vent post #god this is such a small little thing i am the most pathetic thing in the world #feel free to scroll away don't even read this shit #arian contemplates his universe

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undergoing-mitosis · 2 months

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what in the star wars shit is this why is literally everyone related

#jjk #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #i am not a manga reader for the record #so im just scrolling through the tag looking at all the family trees and being like wait what on earth is going on #let gege cook ngl #it's honestly funnier without context #like oh yeah yuuji's mum is kenjaku and yuuji's dad is sukuna's twin brother. this is a perfectly normal human being thing to happen #honestly the implications of this are so hype though. like yuuji genuinely had the capability to be as strong as #if not stronger than #gojo. like he could have inherited sukuna's technique?? that's insane #guess i better catch up with the manga haha #oh yeah and no /neg towards star wars star wars is great

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skitskatdacat63 · 10 months

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I never see Sebs posts until like hours later when I come on here and eventually see it and it's just like OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEB!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!! SEB ON HIS SHOULDERS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 SUCH AN UNDERRATED MOMENT AND THEN HE JUST CASUALLY POSTS IT ON HIS INSTA OUT OF ALL OTHER PICS HE COULD'VE CHOSEN!!!!!!!! AND HE TAGGED MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOSING IT AAAAAHHHHH

#liks this is literally his first home race #and yet he posts the first pic of him and mark's beginning pr shenanigans #like seriously the grip the pics/clip of this have had on me since i first got into martian #i think about it soooooooo much bcs how could you not think of mark literally holding baby twink seb on top of his shoulders #LIKE HES LITERALLY SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS??????? HE GOT ON TOP OF MARK?????? AND MARK HAD TO HOLD ONTO HIS THIGHS?????#just one of those pics that gives me maximum psychic damage every time i think abt it anf i have to go look at it #i cannot emphasize enough that MARK IS HOLDING SEB!!!!!!!!!!#anyways its sat in my brain a while and now its on sebs insta so i dont know what im supposed to do with myself under these circumstances #please please god im begging that he posts one of their date pictures for Singapore 2008 please seb if you could do one thing #then again he and mark are practically running their own martian blog atp so im expecting it hahaha #i mean if there was nothing else worthwhile to post for his *home race* then why would singapore be any different #i wake up late and i dont check insta very often so ill be scrolling on here for a bit after i wake up and BOOM #hits me like an absolute freight train every single time and i have to go open insta bcs i cant believe it #home field advantage w a pic of him sitting on mark.....is he your home.......is he your advantage #anyways: catie is not okay and is filled with many emotions #catie.rambling.txt

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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