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good times amongst the pines (pt. 1)

Authors note: Hi everyone! Carnelian here. Long time no see :) Hope everyone enjoys this Sammy fic! It's been brewing in my mind for quite some time - I actually began to write it towards the end of summer, but just now finished it. So, when you read it, imagine that it's taking place in the summer lol. This will also be a multi-part fic. I envision there being three parts (?), but we'll see. I'm also on fall break from uni quarantining with covid right now, so send in any Sam asks you might have! Thanks guys! :)

Pairing: Sammy x F!Reader

Content warnings: 18+ NSFW MINORS DNI, unprotected sex, very very slightly tense situations, language, Sam in linen pants 👍

Word count: 7.4k

Summary: Y/N and Sam go to Y/N’s family cabin to make some new sweet and spicy memories up there :)

“Hey honey, can you come in here a sec?” Sam cooed from your bedroom, just down the hall from where you were sitting in your home office. You were currently finishing up your last task on the agenda that day for your work on the computer while your boyfriend Sam was diligently packing up everything that you two could possibly need before you left on your annual cabin trip.

Your family’s cabin was nestled in the pine forest a ways up the mountain, far from civilization, just how you both liked it. It was your parent’s cabin, but seeing as they now live out of state, they let Sam and you stay there as much as you want and take care of the grounds, as well as your other family members from time to time. You were thrilled for this specific trip though, as this would be yours and Sam’s first time up there alone. You were always joined by other family members in the past, but this time you were able to score it completely for yourselves.

Your childhood was filled with trips up to the cabin, and you look back on these memories fondly. There were many summer nights where you and your friends were all huddled up outside, surrounding the campfire and roasting s’mores, singing as many camp songs as you guys could remember.

The forest that your cabin was settled in was so beautiful and lush, just brimmed to the edge with gorgeous, tall pines and colorful wildflowers that always swayed in the fragrant summer breeze. One of your favorite things to do when you went up was to find a large granite boulder, already slightly warmed up from the sun, and lay yourself out on it with your face up to the sky, listening to the wind rustling through the pine needles. It was definitely one of your most favorite sounds on the planet.

Your other most favorite sound called from down the hall again, snapping you out of your daydream as you scrambled to your feet, eyes groggy from all the screen-time you’ve consumed today. Gosh, you were really looking forward to having no service the next few days. “Yes, coming Sammy!” you returned, padding down the hall to see what the lanky man needed.

As you entered the doorway, he was holding up two different pairs of swim trunks, one with a loud flamingo pattern and the other with no pattern at all, just a cherry red color. “I am in dire need of your help deciding which ones I sh-“

“Cherry red,” you blurted out before Sam could even finish his sentence.

He smirked to himself before replying, “Now how did I know you were gonna choose these?”

You stepped closer to him, snatching the red trunks out of his hands and folding them for him. “Because, Sammy, you know red is my favorite color on you.”

“Hm, yeah, maybe I did know…” he trailed off, reaching for your waist as you placed the trunks in his suitcase. He pulled you in close, wrapping his arms tightly around your back. This caused your head to become nestled right in the crook of his neck and shoulder, so you took a deep inhale, relishing in his presence and scent. “‘M really looking forward to spending these next few days with you, sweet girl. No distractions, no work, no phones. Just you and me, Y/N,” he said while leaning back a little bit to look you in the eyes, wiggling his eyebrows.

“Oh god, that sounds like heaven, babe,” you exclaim before continuing, “this week has been so long already, with work and family, and - I just really need a few days with you. And you only, that’s it.” You let out a deep exhale before looking back up into his eyes, which were shining with so much love and adoration. He took such good care of you, and you were forever grateful for that.

“Of course, honey, vice versa. Alright, let me finish packing our stuff while you email your boss, and then let’s hit the road, baby! I don’t wanna make you wait any longer than you have to!” Sam stated, reaching his right hand up to ruffle your hair up with his fingers while laughing. You giggled in response, instantly reaching up to smooth down the mess he made as much as you could.

“M’kay, let’s try to be out of here in the next half hour, yeah?” you asked him while leaning in for a kiss. He returns your kiss before replying, deepening it immediately. It takes you by surprise, causing you to gasp into his mouth while you grip onto his thin t-shirt. He takes this opportunity to slip his tongue inside with yours, tangling the two around for a few moments before you pull away, panting for breath. “Samuel Francis… wait until we get there!” you laugh out, meeting his eyes once more, which were crinkled at the end due to his dorky smile he had plastered on his face.

“Okay, okay! Sorry, it’s just hard for me to keep my hands off, sometimes,” he responded, finally turning around to finish packing. You take this as a sign that he’s finally settled down, so you turn on your heel and make your way out of the bedroom to finish your work and start taking stuff out to the car, but not before you felt a sharp smack against your ass and that oh-so-familiar laughter.

“Kiszka, I swear to God -“

“I’m done, I promise, just had to get that in there. I swear,” Sam said through his laughter. You finally turn back towards him once you reach the door frame to see him standing there with both his hands raised by his head, signifying no more funny business until you got to the cabin. He smiles at you sweetly before whispering, “I love you,” and turning around to finish his packing.

“I love you too, crazy, and I’ll see you in the kitchen in just a little bit!” you reply before finally walking back to the office, more than ready to finish your task at hand so you two can make your way up to the cabin.

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After around 3 hours of Sam driving you guys through dense forests and having multiple pee stops because Sam insisted on getting the Big Gulp from the gas station, you found yourselves finally pulling into your cabin’s driveway, completely overgrown with vegetation from last year.

“Well, there’s something for us to work on if we get bored!” Sam claimed, always looking at the positives. Meanwhile, you couldn’t believe your family let it get to this state. You knew the driveway was long and that it was hard work to take care of, but it had to be done, especially with the wildfire hazards in the area.

“Yeah, no kidding…” you trailed off, Sam noticing your sour mood instantly.

“Hey, hun, don’t let your family’s lack of responsibility damper your mood already! Like I said, it’ll give us something to do if we run out of other things to busy ourselves with this week. Keep your chin up, babe,” he said sweetly while reaching over and grabbing your knee, thumb lightly tracing over your exposed skin.

“Thank you, Sammy, gosh, sometimes it’s just so hard to not let it get to my head. I mean, if this is just what the driveway looks like, I’m kind of nervous to see what the cabin’s state is,” you stated while looking out the window, trying to get a glimpse of it through the trees up above you. “I’m sure it’s fine though. As long as I have you here, that’s all I care about this week. Just you and me, baby,” you say before turning back to him and leaning over the center console, planting a big, wet kiss on his cheek.

“Ewwwww!” Sam jokingly yelled in response to the saliva you left on his right cheek, smile growing wide despite his reaction.

“Oh yeah? Ew? What about this?” you asked him as you left more wet kisses all over his cheek, giggling as he tried to crane his neck away from your loving attack of sloppy kisses. You eventually relented, deciding you’d teased him enough, and as soon as you landed back into your seat and turned to look through the windshield, your family’s cabin came into view.

“Oh, baby! Here we are!” Sam excitedly yelled, pulling the car all the way up to the front porch that way you wouldn’t have far to walk while carrying your bags.

You were pleasantly surprised, to say the least. With how awful the driveway was pulling in, you expected the cabin to have hanging shutters, maybe a few broken windows, or even some fallen trees in your yard. As soon as you laid eyes on the building, you couldn’t believe just how perfect it was. Your family must’ve come down recently to paint it, as the color was completely refreshed, glimmering brightly in the afternoon sun. All the shutters were closed, nice and tight as they should be. The porch and yard were completely clear of unwanted vegetation, branches, and logs.

You couldn’t be happier.

Sam put the car in park and grabbed the keys from the ignition once the car was shut off, making a beeline for the front door of the cabin, the cabin keys jingling from his fingers.

“Man, I REALLY shouldn’t have picked the Big Gulp at the gas station. I’ve been going like a racehorse this entire time,” Sam laughed, making a mental note to himself to only pick up smaller drinks on your long drives to and from the cabin. You made your way towards the front door, towing your suitcase behind you.

“Yeah, babe, I think next time the child’s size would be perfect for someone like you,” you giggle, walking up the stairs besides the tall, lanky man as he fumbled with the keys, trying to get the door unlocked so you could take your items upstairs, meanwhile he could get the water and electricity turned on to use the restroom.

“Cowabunga,” he murmured, inserting the correct key and wobbling the knob just right to unlock the old, heavy redwood door that’s been protecting the interior of your family’s cabin from the outside world for generations. You dragged your heavy suitcase across the threshold of the cabin, slowly making your way towards the upstairs bedroom. “Alright, honey, while you get settled, I’m gonna run around out back and get the water running and that electricity going through the place! Don’t get lost,” he says with a wink, and with that, he’s running down the front steps, padding around to where the breaker’s located and to turn the water on.

You didn’t really get to take a look at the inside of the cabin when you stepped in because Sam had almost dropped his keys through the floorboards of the deck as you were making your way in, drawing your complete and full attention to his clumsiness. Once he left to run around the property to check on everything, you were able to actually turn around and take in the sight before you. To the right of you was the living room area, complete with a green wooden couch, a few plush armchairs that you loved to curl up in on a stormy day with a hot cup of tea, bookcases filled to the brim with nature literature, and your absolute favorite, the large fireplace that adorned the right wall, making those chilly nights much more comfortable.

To the left was the kitchen, one of the few places in the cabin that you don’t find yourself in that often because you don’t necessarily consider yourself to be the most amazing chef OR baker. That’s definitely where Sammy comes in, as he makes most of your homemade meals for the two of you. He loves to try and show you once or twice a week how to make one of his favorite recipes, but most often than not, it ends in disaster. One time, back at home, you guys ended up outside talking with the county fire department because your neighbor saw so much smoke coming from your kitchen window that they called 911 immediately. The cabin’s kitchen was full of dishware, gadgets, rags, pots and pans, cleaning supplies, you name it. It was Sam’s little slice of heaven up here. Attached to the kitchen was the small dining area, which just had a little breakfast table, a few chairs, and maps of the national forest that your cabin was located in tacked to the wall for viewing while eating.

Finally, right in front of you from where you were standing in the doorway and across the walkway was the stairway to the loft, which is where any guests were allowed to stay. You figured Sam would grab his suitcase and toiletry bag from the car before making his way back inside, so you didn’t worry about it before deciding to make your way on up the wooden staircase. Once you were up the stairs, creaking with every step, your heart was filled with joy at the scene in front of you. The afternoon sun was casting its rays through the windows, creating a golden hue amongst the green and brown furniture. The entire loft area was decorated with kitschy cabin decor, one of your guilty pleasures when it came to home decorations. You were so excited for Sam to come in to get started on making even more treasured memories.

Before you knew it, dinnertime had rolled around. The sun was finally making its slow journey past the horizon, slipping through the tall pines. The air began to get chilly as the sun was setting, and of course, how could you forget, this was when the mosquitos made their appearance as well. Thankfully, before you guys made your trip up to the cabin, you remembered to pack what Sammy called an “industrial sized can of mosquito spray that could kill all of the mosquitoes living in the Amazon Rainforest.” You knew it was necessary, though. The both of you ran around the house, trying to shut the windows as fast as possible as soon as you began to see a few of the bothersome mosquitoes fly into the kitchen through the window above the sink.

Once the windows were shut and latched, Sam began to grab the necessary ingredients for your dinner that evening out of the fridge and cupboards lining the kitchen. “Sammy, baby, can I do anything to help?” you asked while coming up behind him, lacing your arms around his front torso as he read the recipe from the cookbook he brought along. He looked so beautiful this evening - he had on one of your favorite black button ups (but he was only using the three bottom buttons to keep it draped around his lanky frame) and some white linen pants. His silky hair that he put up in a bun earlier in the day was falling out, leaving strands of hair to cascade down around his face and neck, framing his features perfectly. You leaned your head into the middle of his back, right where his shoulder blades rested, and took a deep breath in, trying to remember this moment forever.

“Aw, hun, y’know, if you wanna make us something to drink and maybe put some music on, that would be great,” he responded, adding, “I can’t use my magic touch on these bitchin’ tostadas unless we have some music to sing along to.”

He started to shimmy in your embrace at this, causing you to giggle and press a light kiss to the back of his neck, heading off to make your drinks and put on a record. One thing you were thankful for when it came to your family and throwing parties was that they loved alcohol. With that being said, anywhere that your family stays, there’s always alcohol around, whether it be a full bar, a mini bar, or just a bottle of vodka. You started making one of Sam’s favorite drinks, which coincidentally was one of yours, too. Once you were all done with the tequila and triple-sec, you left the mini bar to put some music on, but first you stopped to give Sam his margarita.

“Oooooo, for me?” Sam asked, raising his eyebrows as you walked closer to where he was standing in the kitchen, handing him the salt-rimmed glass in his out-reached hand. He immediately brought the glass up to his lips and closed his eyes while taking a sip. “Babe, I don’t know if it’s the mountain air or what, but I think this is the best goddamn margarita you’ve ever made.”

You were taken aback, as Sam was a huge cocktail snob. He’s had drinks all around the world made with the finest liquors and tastiest mixers. “Seriously?!” you squeal. He nods his head vigorously, going in for another sip before turning around to continue his craft. “Well, if you want another one, you know who to ask,” you mention while sauntering out of the kitchen, quietly laughing to yourself.

You made your way back into the living room where the record player was located, on the hunt for a very, very specific vinyl. You crouched down on your knees to pull out the storage crates that held your family’s ever-growing collection of vinyls, especially now since you were with Sammy. You swear he could smell a record in a music store that he’d been wanting from miles away. After a few minutes of looking, you finally found it. The Papas and The Mamas by The Mamas and The Papas. Reading the cover always made you giggle to yourself.

When you and Sam first moved into your apartment together, there was a time when you both had an extremely stressful, frustrating day. Basically, everything that could’ve gone wrong went wrong for the both of you that one day. Josh and Jake were bitching at each other in the studio all day over some miniscule lyrics, causing Sam to want to pull his hair out and light both their cars on fire after leaving the building that evening. That day at your old job at the local cafe, you managed to spill an entire jug of iced tea all over yourself, and it seemed as if Satan himself was sending you his finest Karens for you to take orders from all day long.

After high tension at work, you two were sitting in complete silence on the couch next to each other that evening, both lost in your own thoughts from the day. The TV was on, but neither of you were paying any attention to the sitcom that was playing on the screen. Wordlessly, he grabbed the remote and shut the TV off, and made his way towards your record player in the living room. After some moments of flipping through the album covers, he must’ve found what he was looking for, cracking a small smile. He grabbed this very specific vinyl out of his collection and gently placed it down, turning the volume up slightly while you were watching his every move, eyes trained on his figure like a hawk.

He turned around to face you with that gentle smile on his face, and you couldn’t help but return it. Sam slowly made his way towards you as the music played softly in the background, reaching his hand out towards you, gesturing for you to grab it and join him. He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you off the couch and into the living room with him, beginning to sway the both of you back and forth to the rhythm of the music. With every step you took, Sam holding you close within his arms, you could feel the tension draining from your body. You took your hands that were clasped together at the back of his neck and began to thread them through his hair, scratching his scalp lightly when you pulled away from his chest to take a look at his beautiful face.

“Feeling better, sweetheart?” he asked gently, staring into your eyes with his own golden brown ones.

You nod lightly. “Mhm. I’m sorry we both had rough days. Thank you for always knowing how to make it a little sweeter,” you respond, leaning up to give him a tender kiss on the lips.

You both continued to dance around your living room for the rest of the evening until you were too exhausted to stand, wholly at ease from the stressful day. The two of you curled up close in bed that night, holding on to one another as if the other would accidentally slip away.

You reminisced about this memory while carefully pulling the record out of the sleeve, already excited for how Sammy would react once he heard those first few notes of “Safe in My Garden” ring out through the cabin. Once you got the record placed on the player, you slowly let the needle fall down. You began to sway to the music, letting it fill your mind and body, feeling the surges of bliss course from your fingers to your toes as the familiar notes rang throughout the living room.

You had a few seconds of enjoying the song to yourself before you heard him call for you from the kitchen. “Y/N… come here, love,” he beckoned to you, beginning to sing the song while you made your way to the kitchen. As soon as you made your way around the corner and into the warm scene in front of you, the savory smells overtook your senses. Sam was standing in front of the stove, fully donned in your family’s shared apron that said “Kiss the Cook!” covered in puckered lips. “Okay, hun, I need you to try this sauce that I whipped up for us,” Sam said, dipping the wooden spoon into the saucepan on the stove. He scooped up a small amount for you to taste and made his way over to where you were situated leaning against the kitchen countertop, blowing on the liquid before he made it all the way towards you to help cool it off some. “Alright, open up…” he murmured, directing the spoon towards your mouth. You opened your mouth, letting him slide the wooden utensil past your lips, depositing the warm liquid on your tongue. You tucked your hair behind your ear as you swallowed the sauce, eyes flitting up to meet his as you fully tasted it.

You eyed him carefully as you were letting the flavor sit on your tongue - the way his pupils expanded once he put the spoon in your mouth, how his mouth slightly gaped open, his tongue darting out to wet his full bottom lip. The flush that was apparent on his cheeks when you wrapped your lips around the spoon, careful not to let any drip out of your mouth as he pulled it away.

His eyes were zeroed in on your lips once you were finished with tasting the sauce. You knew exactly what was going through his mind, but you wanted to work him up a little more. See what would really make him snap.

You snapped him out of his trance by finally speaking up, “Baby, that’s so good, what all did you put in it?” You smirked at him before pushing yourself off the counter as he coughed, attempting to recover himself. You draped your arms around his neck, pulling you two closer. He set the wooden spoon down on the counter behind you before finally replying, “Uhm, just the usual and what I could find in your spice drawer. Oregano, salt, jalapenos, garlic…” he trailed off, captivated by your hands that were now moving through his hair, scratching his scalp ever-so-slightly. If you weren’t paying as much attention as you already were, you would’ve missed it when he started to practically purr, his head leaning into your fingers as they ran through his locks.

“You are such a good cook, Sammy, you always make me the best meals. You know that?” He hummed in response, nodding his head. “Mhmm, yes. You take good, good care of me. Always make sure I’m satisfied.” You lean into him at this, just as he inhaled a deep breath of air at your suggestive words. You let your lips wander along the expanse of his neck, leaving small kisses here and there. At this point, his breathing was becoming rather uneven and he was forgetting completely about the sauce on the stove. You abruptly pulled away, letting your hands fall from his hair. He practically whined at the loss of contact, but you knew you weren’t quite done yet.

One of your favorite things to do was to tease Sammy. Whether you two were at home and you weren’t wearing anything underneath one of his old t-shirts while he was on a Zoom meeting, or you were both out with friends for dinner and you kept accidentally brushing your hand against his bulge at the table, you knew just how to get him worked up past the point of no return.

You walked away from him, making your way towards the freezer at the other end of the kitchen to grab a new bottle of vodka for the bar in the living room. You could feel his eyes on you, burning holes in the back of your dress. It was completely silent except for the record in the living room and the sauce on the stove, so you knew he was transfixed on your figure, in a complete daze after your teasing. You slowly leaned down, letting him get a good view of your ass while opening the freezer drawer, asking him, “Tito’s or Grey Goo-?”

Before you could even get the question fully out of your mouth, he was right there behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you back towards the counters. He hastily shut the freezer with his foot while pressing himself against you completely. You immediately felt his erection rub against you, hot and heavy. “You’re such a fucking tease, y’know that, right?” Sam questioned you, his hot breath fanning over your neck.

“Yes, but only for you, Sammy,” you whined. He turned you around to face him when hearing his nickname. He loved it when you called him that in times like these - the most innocent of names in the filthiest of situations.

The sauce was still simmering on the stove, you could hear it fizzle and splatter in the pot as Sam pushed you against the counter top, strong hands gripping your waist through the thin material. This caused your dress to ride up your thighs, giving him an almost clear view of what he wanted, what he needed, but nonetheless, he attached his mouth to the side of your neck, beginning to tease you in return. He was biting and sucking every inch of skin that he could get his mouth on, making the most obscene sounds, but he wasn’t embarrassed at all. He only had one goal on his mind, which was to make his girl feel good, and oh boy, was he succeeding. Once his tongue trailed from your collarbone up to the bottom of your ear, he pulled away, moving his hands to the backs of your thighs. He gave you a little tap on your soft skin, signaling for you to jump in his arms, and he swiftly grabbed and deposited you on the kitchen counter.

“My god, every single day I wonder how I got so lucky…” he whispers out loud as he drinks you in. Your legs were wrapped around his waist now, your hands tangled in his hair, pulling on his tresses ever so slightly just to get a reaction out of him. He lets out a low groan, letting his head slip back, exposing his neck to you. You practically moan at the sight. He looked like the embodiment of sex before you.

Without any hesitation, you lean forward, letting your mouth trail all over his burning skin. Since he was going to be away from the public eye for a few days, you began to nip and suck at the smooth skin, gently lapping over the blooming marks once you were pleased with your work.

“Mmmm, fuck, honey, love how you mark me up,” he hisses out, gripping your hair and tugging your head back. Once you were able to look Sam in the eyes again, you could see how much they had darkened just in the past few minutes. Normally they were a soft, rich brown, but now they were dark, full of passion and hunger. His hands moved from your hair to the straps of your sundress, toying with the light material between his slender digits while his eyes trailed down your form.

“Sammy, I have a confession,” you whisper, and his gaze snaps from your breasts to your eyes, becoming curious at once.

“Do tell, baby.” Sam begins to delicately trace shapes along your arms and collarbones, causing you to take a sharp inhale. Any form of touch from the man standing in front of you always caused you to squirm in your seat in the best way possible. You lock your ankles together behind the small of his back, feeling the warmth of his skin radiate off of him and onto your bare legs, traveling all the way up to your core.

You pull him in closer in the process, muttering directly into his ear, “Y’know, I kind of always wanted to be fucked in this cabin. Right here, actually, on the counter.”

His hands that were once trailing along your chest halted their movements, stilling for just a moment before returning to their position at your shoulders. He hummed at your sinful confession, you could practically see the gears turning in his head, the steam billowing out of his ears.

“My sweet, sweet Y/N, daydreaming about being fucked in her family’s cabin. And right here, too?” he questions you sweetly, dipping his head down to ghost his lips over yours, feeling his hot breath fan over your swollen lips. You nod your head fervently, ready for him to touch you again, feel his fingers drag across your scorching skin. You were wanton with need at this point, inching your hips closer and closer to his growing erection. “Let me get this straight, while you and your family were sitting over there, eating dinner and chatting away, my vixen was sitting there, probably dripping at the thought of being bent over this counter and getting fucked so hard she couldn’t remember her own name? Hm?”

You squeaked at this, bucking your hips up into his, desperate for any type of friction at this point. The way Sam could get you so worked up just off of his words would always bewilder you.

“My naughty girl,” he tsks at you before closing the gap in between the both of you and latching his plump lips onto yours. The kiss sent you into the stars, searing your lips and sending sparks down to your toes. You moaned into his mouth, letting him lick into you. The overwhelming taste of tequila mixed with the chocolate he was snacking on earlier washed over you. You planted your hands on his chest, digging your nails into the soft flesh that was located there. This pulled a deep groan out of him, making you want him even more.

His hands moved from their position on your shoulders and grabbed at the flimsy hem of your dress, moving it in between his fingers while deliberately tracing his hand up and down your thigh to tease you. You whined immediately at this, wanting him inside of you as soon as possible, ready to live out your shameful daydream. He eventually detached his lips from yours, a trail of saliva connecting the two of you as he hesitantly pulled away. You reached up to wipe your mouth as he asked you lowly, “Now, I guess the last question is this; who were you thinking about while you were getting bent over nice and pretty in this kitchen?”

“God, you, Sammy, you!” you whined, fed up with his slow, deliberate movements and taunting.”Now will you please get on with it and just fuck me already before you burn our dinner?” you huffed out, getting more impatient by the second as you felt his fingers trace over your knee, his warm erection nudging against your clothed core.

“Anything for my girl,” he obliged, instantly pulling the hem of your dress over your head once you lifted your arms up high above you. You shimmied out of the soft material, leaving you in your matching set that you might’ve knowingly put on that morning before you left the house. It was one of Sam’s favorites - it was a creamy white two-piece, practically all see-through and as soft as butter. His eyes practically popped out of his head once he saw that you were wearing his favorite set, mindlessly throwing your dress into the corner of the kitchen behind him. His hands found their way to your hips, pulling you back in nice and tight while his mouth went straight for your clothed breasts. He slowly licked at the material, humming lowly in the back of his throat, leaving little nips here and there where he thought necessary.

You decided that you had had enough teasing, reaching your right hand down in between your two bodies and began working pushing down his linen pants. Your hand briefly brushed against his length, making his hips chase the friction, searching for more. “Okay, okay…” Sammy said, pulling away to shrug his pants down, freeing his erection completely. He was what you would expect of most skinny, lanky guys - long and hits the right spot every time. You moaned at the sight of him, so desperate for you that he was going to take you right there on the kitchen counter. “God, need to see you,” he said, voice getting rough with desire. He grabbed the waistband of your panties and tried pulling them off of you in one go, which ultimately led to him ripping them in half in his haste.

“Sam?! Those - those were your favorite,” you exclaimed. He picked up the two pieces and threw the material behind his head, making you laugh.

“S’alright, we’ll just get you another pair, as long as I get to come along and see you try them on,” he trailed off, finally leaning in for another soul-searing kiss. He caught your lips in his full ones as soon as you opened your mouth in rebuttal, catching you off guard. This caused you to lean back a little, making you move both of your hands behind you to support your weight. Sam reached down, and grabbing both your legs underneath your knees, he pulled them up, hooking them around his waist. “Honey, spread ‘em for me. Show me how much you’ve thought about this,” Sam breathed out, directing his gaze down to your dripping core. You immediately spread your legs at the knees, baring yourself to him completely. He groaned at the sight and swallowed deeply, keeping his eyes fixated on your throbbing center while he reached down to grab his hardened length.

“Sammy, please,” you beg, raising yourself up a little higher on your arms so you could see him begin to stroke his leaking cock. You just wanted him to ravage you at this moment. Everything about him was so incredibly sexy - the hair falling out of his bun and caressing his toned shoulders, the way his moldavite necklace hung gently against his rising chest, the tight grip he had on your hip, the way he was already biting his lip hard enough to draw blood and he wasn’t even inside of you yet. “Baby, just give it to me already,” you whine out, hoping he would listen to you, “I’ve been wanting you all day.”

He looked up at you then, his big brown eyes meeting yours. He parted his lips and gave you a wink before responding, “Alright, only cause you’re so worried about our dinner burning, and, quite frankly, I just wanna feel you around my cock.” You moan quietly in reply, giving him a small smile and a quick nod.

You brace yourself as he takes his length in his hand, lining himself up perfectly before looking you in the eyes. You watch him slowly, the way he runs his thumb over his dick, how he’s locked you in against him with one hand on your hip in a death grip. It’s at this moment that he sinks into you, groaning out at the sensation of your fluttering warmth. His mouth immediately dropped open, the inner corners of his eyebrows turned upwards - he looked like heaven and hell combined.

“Oh - oh, fuck, Y/N,” he rasped, already overcome with pleasure. His other hand that wasn’t previously on you shot up to grab your opposite hip, clutching you against him. You looked down to where you two connected, whimpering out, beginning to grind against his cock to get some sort of friction while he was standing there motionless. He took notice of your neediness and began to slowly draw himself back, making sure you were able to feel every single inch, every vein and curve along his length. You reached your hands up, now that he had a firm grip on your hips, and tangled them within his velvet locks.

He finally met your eyes once your fingers found his scalp. He began pumping himself in and out of you at a slow pace, watching the way you would squirm on the countertop, feeling you pull on his hair when he reached a particularly deep spot within you.

Sammy listened to your body so well whenever you two were intimate. He would wait and listen for the smallest amounts of praise, or even just a breathy sigh to pass your lips to let him know that he was doing his job (very well at that). One of the perks about Sam was that he was a fast learner - it didn’t take long for the two of you to start having mind-blowing, forget-your-own-name sex. He learned your ins and outs, what you loved and, just as important, what you didn’t care for so much. It wasn’t long into your relationship before he had his head in between your thighs, your toes curling, leaving you gasping for air and clutching the sheets.

“God, sweetheart, you feel amazing,” he whimpered. He ducked his head down to watch where you two met and increased his pace, making him grab onto your hips even tighter. You cried out as he did this, as it caused him to angle his hips upwards, hitting your most cherished spot within your walls.

You could hear the sauce bubbling on the stove, threatening to spill over the pan’s edge with every passing minute. Sam didn’t pay any mind to it, though. His mind was focused on one thing and one thing only - fucking you until you made a mess on the counter.

“Shit, Sammy! More, more, more,” you managed to mumble out of your trembling lips, the feeling of his cock slipping in and out of you making you see stars. “God, you’re so deep…” you moaned, squinting your eyes shut from the delicious pressure the head of his cock was creating, almost practically hitting your cervix. This was your favorite, and he knew it - the mix between pain and pleasure. You’d do anything for Sam to fuck you like this all day long. He grunted in response, slapping his hips harder against yours. “Fuck!” you cried, throwing your head back, “Sammy, please baby, don’t stop.”

“Yeah, take it, baby, take it,” Sam breathed out, leaning down to take one of your nipples into his mouth. You moaned at the sudden contact, the warmth from his mouth, only spurring him on even more. He switched to the other nipple, and lapped at it while making you open your mouth in a silent scream as the pleasure began to rear its beautiful, magnificent head deep down in your abdomen.

He pulled back from your breasts and made eye contact with you, sending sparks down to your core. “Come on honey, don’t want our sauce to be ruined, hm?” he teased you as he pounded into you relentlessly at this point. You could’ve sworn that your vision was beginning to blur around the edges, especially when he reached his nimble fingers up to your face and practically shoved them in your mouth, knowing just what you needed to do. You sucked on the digits like it was your last duty before he pulled them from your lips, snaking them down in between your bodies to make contact with your throbbing clit.

“Mmmmm, Sammy, touch me, please,” you begged him, pleading with him to make you cum.

To say you were a mess at this point was a complete understatement. As soon as his fingers began to rub fast, erratic circles around your clit, you were hurtled face first into your orgasm. You practically screamed Sam’s name as he felt you clench around him, sending him into his own waves of pleasure and ultimately causing him to cum deep inside of you.

“God, oh fuck, honey, so good. So good,” he moaned out, slowing his thrusts down as he rode both of you through your climaxes together.

You lifted your head up from where it was resting on his chest from when you came, making eye contact with him once again. His eyes were heavy with a slight gleam to them. “Hey there, pretty girl,” he whispered to you. He lifted his hand up from where it was on your hip, moving some of your hair out of your face that had fallen when you were moving your head.

“Hi, handsome,” you whispered right back, failing to hold back a giggle.

“Ah, ah, ah, no laughing yet,” Sammy replied, bracing himself to pull out of you by gripping your hips one last time. He slowly pulled out of you, watching his cum drip down and out of your core. “Jesus Christ, that is so hot,” he says out loud, mainly to himself.

“Help me clean up before we go for round two and really ruin our dinner,” you respond, watching Sam saunter to the sink to grab a clean towel and wet it with some warm water. He pads back over to you where you’re sitting on the cool countertop, langs dangling down over the edge, waiting for him to help clean up both of your messes. As you watch him, your heart soars - this side of Sammy was one of your favorites. He was always so kind and attentive towards you, but even more so when you two were done fucking. It could be after an extremely passionate night, where you haven’t seen each other for three months because of tour. He’s grabbing you everywhere, teasing you, making sure you know just how much he missed you while he was away. It could also be after an intense night out, leading to the two of you stumbling into the living room and having him bend you over the couch right there. Those were the nights where you were sure that your entire street knew Sam’s name by the end of your little sessions.

After he was down wiping you down, he gave your inner thighs two light kisses before rising off of his haunches to come face-to-face with you. “So, how was that for kitchen sex? Huh?” he teased you, giving you his million-dollar smirk.

“Better than I could have ever imagined,” you hopped down off the counter, looking for your dress, “but I must say, I don’t think I’ll be able to eat another meal in here with the family now, babe.”

Sam chuckled while pulling on his own boxers and pants. “Oh, you just wait missy, by the end of this, you won’t be able to walk into any of these rooms without being reminded of our little vacation.” With that, he walked back over to the stove and removed the sauce that had been screaming for his attention all this time. You pulled your dress over your head haphazardly, all while staring at the back of his head in shock.

He couldn’t be serious.

#sam kiszka smut #sammy kiszka smut #gvf smut #greta van fleet smut #carnelian fics

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Metal Gear!!

YIPPEEE TY FOR SENDING IT IN

Favorite character:

kazuhira miller my beloved

Least Favorite character:

oh man. i think most of the characters are pretty cool, or im at least neutral on. hm. even the awful evil villains i find really interesting. i guess i can collectively say the b&b corps? i thought they were just boring, overdramatic fanservice.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

❤️vkaz❤️ (venom snake/kaz miller)

otasune (solid snake/otacon)

solimiller (solid snake/kaz miller)

strangeboss (dr strangelove/the boss)

the insane mess that is bbvocelhira (big boss/venom snake/ocelot/kaz miller)

Character I find most attractive:

KAZ MILLER 😳 fucking. gender goals.

Character I would marry:

venom snake. or solid snake. both prime husband material ❤️

Character I would be best friends with:

otacon or mei-ling. i think we would get along very well :3 two very big nerds and also probably two of the sanest ppl in the series 😂

A random thought:

if you like mgs youll probably like no more heroes. begging more people to play them.

An unpopular opinion:

im not even sure this is an unpopular opinion but. i dont give a shit about the good queer rep/bad queer rep arguments. its a 30+ year old series with the majority of the games coming out before 2010. none of these characters are gonna be handled well. i still think the canon/subtextually queer characters are really interesting, even if they fall prey to stereotypes or the whole "queer-coded villain" thing (or in the case of metal gear where a not insignificant amount of the villains are explicitly queer)

or the ppl who get upset that ocelot HAS to be gay. why do you care. if someone wants to make him bi, let them. it doesnt hurt you. hes still queer either way.

My canon OTP:

i would argue otasune is basically canon. they adopted a daughter together.

if thats not good enough, then bbkaz 👍 awful awful couple and theyre so funny about it. they even had sex under a box on the beach.

Non-canon OTP:

vkaz. insane premise for a ship and i love it so much. what if i thought you were my lost love and you look and sound and act just like him but when i realize ive been tricked i vow to kill him (not you, just him). i love him and therefore i love you (i do.), i hate him and therefore i hate you (do i?).

Most badass character:

jetstream sam. guy does all that with no cybernetic enhancements (aside from the one arm he had to have replaced). (he wears a sort of power suit instead, whereas all his teammates are full on insane robot bodies. underneath his suit is mostly flesh and bone.)

Pairing I am not a fan of:

rairose. i just dont get it.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

ROSE AND NAOMI AND MERYL. they really dont know how to handle women 😭

Favourite friendship:

SUNNY AND RAIDEN 🥺🥺🥺

also raiden and blade wolf. very funny banter.

if the formatting is fucked up. im on mobile rn im sorry 💔

questions from here !!!

#jazz noises #inbox #metal gear #thelocalmuffin

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fully-caulked-wagon · 10 months

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Some of my favourite lines from my plans for shitty One Piece / Zosan drawings + fanfics Part 5

Oh noooo, I'm still here. (You can't kill me) law kinda interrupts like 'if you would do the honour of cutting your argument short, we have to depart soon, and your captain is starting to gnaw on the grass out of sheer gluttonous hunger, so if everyone could get to their posts before your navigator's head starts erupting with lava, that'd be great' - Bro's just tired, man. He didn't ask for this shit. sanji's kinda bleary as he comes to and he's like 'first of all, why the hell have you bastards kidnapped me?! second of all, why am i tied to a chair?' - This wasn't intentional but now every time I go back to this all I can think of is Sam from TGWDLM goin "Charlotte, baby, where am I, why am I tied to a chair?" the dude's like 'alright, slow down swirlylocks' sanji's like '…my hair isn't swirly' the dude's like 'shut up.' - Guy just needed the pun, leave him be. the other three are kinda like oy vey and one's like 'go get that damn manual, you buffoon. you must'a did it all kinds'a wrong if the person you tied up is complaining about the quality of your work!' - He's trying his best, alright? sanji's like '…that's a porn book. the naked people are naked cause it's porn.' the dude's like 'ohhh…' then he's like 'oh!' and chucks the book/comic thing away - Egads! after a few seconds he can only kinda weakly mutter out 'you're gonna... pay for... this' before he blacks out again as they all laugh insert full house music - Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, there's a face, of somebody who needs you- the childhood friend dude shows up at the railing off'a like, idk a fucking jetski or some shit - probably just a boat idk - Guy's a little wacky with it, shit happens. the childhood friend dude raises an eyebrow and smirks bemusedly like 'seriously, you're a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous, dude' - Literally just quoting mlp at this point, boys 👍

zoro's fuckin dumbfounded and is just kinda dimly like 'y… you said all that about me, cook?' sanji turns to face zoro and is still bright red like 'shut the fuck up right now or i'll shove my foot so far up your ass you'll think you grew a second spine and i'll be wearing your tiny, mossy brain like an anklet' zoro huffs an amused breath, although still a bit shell-shocked, while ray's like 'oh yeah, he also said that your shoes are untied' zoro looks down at his shoes like 'huh?' - 1. Ray's the 'childhood friend dude' 2. He listed off a bunch'a shit Sanji had told him in letters. 3. 🤨🤨 nami just puts up an a-okay sign like 'don't care, sanji' robin just smiles and goes 'i can say with utmost certainty that they are in fact pieces of clothing that you are currently wearing, sanji' - R.I.P then law just fuckin shows up outta nowhere and they're all like 'wtf' - Uh-oh, surprise Law event. law just kinda grimaces, briefly glancing at luffy who's sorta struggling like a cockroach - He's a creature. A li'l guy, if you will.

luffy just mopes like 'but namiiii~ it looked like food, and i was hungryyy' usopp's just exhasperated like 'it was clearly made of polystyrene' luffy's like 'so?!' usopp's like 'polystyrene is not food!' luffy's just like 'you don't know that! just cause it made me throw up doesn't mean it wasn't food! lots of things can make you throw up! lobsters, crabs, goats!' - Nothing will stop me from constantly referencing everything all the time. (The 'lobsters, crabs, goats' part is in reference to TTO). 'also who're you calling uptight and swirly?!' zoro gets annoyed as well, smirking, and they do the head bonk grr thing, like 'who do you think, ammonite brows? you've got a stick shoved so far up your ass it got lost and bent itself over your eyes!' - Oof. and it's just a bit like crackaboom uh oh we can't deal with this well - Hate when that happens. and the dude's like 'not much' then he calls over this servant or whatever from their gang and bites his fucking fingers off - Really hate when that happens. then his eye gets like, sparkles in it, and he straight up explodes - Lost another one 😔

and zoro just kinda looks at his ass then narrows his eyes sorta fry-like and goes 'mhm…' - I call this piece 'Contemplation of a posterior.', the bidding will start at [REDACTED] zoro's off to the side having heart palpitations or some shit - Bitches and their heart problems, I swear. usopp, luffy, chopper and franky are just annoyed screaming while sanji's like 'JUST DIE ALREADY!' - Zoro is no longer held in high esteem by the council. then sanji's got a gun in one hand and it's straight up in zoro's mouth and he's still gripping the robe with the other hand and he's like 'I'M TELLING YOU-' - The idea of everything being relatively normal before one character suddenly has a gun and is threatening another out of nowhere is a brain worm that I can't remove. snooj blush more die sink down floor dead zoor like wha - wha then sanji goes 'so how'd you meet levy?' gajeel's like '…' then kinda like '…i crucified her' and sanji's just like 'excuse me-' - And that's how I met your mother. sanji just groans in agony and slumps down further before melting into goo (lesgooooo) - Lesgooooo and they flip over to brook and rip his whole fucking outfit into two equal sides and he's like 'yoho?!' then tiny text 'oh my?!' - Oh my. then he does like that fist pump thing and exhaling out his nose komi-san style and he's confident < - fool - 🫵 Fool.

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(Respond from Maxwell and his family after receiving 🎅🏻Christmas gifts of 2023🎄)

🐰🖌️Maxwell: Wow! We got ourselves a new travel monitor for Christmas. That’s pretty awesome! 😁👍

🐰👊💥May: I know, right? Now we can use our monitor to play games up close while laying down in our beds….not that it’ll be a good idea to be honest. Still, it was pretty thoughtful of giving us some cool looking monitors, guys. 😌

🦊⚽️Sam: Yeah, thanks! We’ll make sure to take care of it and cleaning in our screens anytime.

🐰🎤Windy: That’s right, sweetie! Also, how nice of getting myself this modern camera device I’ll be taking photos right now! Now smile, you guys! Go alongside with your other friends who got their wonderful gifts.

🐰📚🍌Scottie: Don’t forget about me while holding a banana coin, sweetheart. Thanks for giving me this for my good collection, Bonn. 😁 Here’s to you and for your family to celebrate Christmas!

🐰🐰🐰🐰🦊 Family: ⬇️

#reblog #reblog post #responds #presents #gifts #merry christmas #merry chrismas 2023 #artworks #etc.#december 2023 #december 26th 2023

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SAM X LANCE POLY SUPREMACY

We probably have different hc on Sam, but I would be curious to hear about how you see them getting together if you have anything

OKOKOKOK so like i never thought abt this much, but i thougth theyd get along once they got thru their opposites thing. This pertains to my fic more than in general, so it may seem somewhat out of character, and for that i apologize.

After Sam sees Lance more and more often, with him being invited over to Jack and Cain’s little parties, hed def feel less defensive around him. Sure, it started out with jealousy of how close Lance and Bo were getting, but Sam sorta gets it.

Sam shows interest in the stories Lance has to share, and after seeing how genuinely respectful the guy is, he cant help but feel like he should get to know him.

It’d start out small with casual conversation whenever they see each other, and Lance is happy to oblige since he knows Sam is good friends with his farmer friends.

Later on, Sam will “accidentally” lose his way to Sebastians house on days he knows Lance is in the valley, causing him to bump into him and talk a little bit.

Multiple times Sam invites Lance to join him in games with the other people at the farmhouse social functions, albeit a game of Uno or Yahtzee, or even DnD. Lance usually declines, but sam WILL NOT give up until Lance agrees to join.

After the two become good friends, they mostly hang out by taking walks in the forest or staying by the guild. There have been times when Sam trails along with Abigail so he can ask Lance to come down the mines with the two.

Some of their friend activities include making each other’s favorite foods (ends up in the mess, they order takeout instead), or Sam introducing Lance to what he likes (Skateboarding, music, video games, the whole shebang)

I saw you mention Lance teaching Sam the basics of swordsmanship and thats ADORABLE. Sam would definitely be a huge klutz, but eventually get a shaky hang of it. Any time he messes up, the two laugh about it.

I ALSO SAW OTHERS SAY THAT LANCE WOULD PICK UP ON SAM’S LINGO AND THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG. Sam would also pick uo on was Lance says, too. Lance says “Rats!” when he gets frustrated, and Sam would eventually pick it up too. Lance also DEFINITELY says the slang wrong half of the time, or uses it in the wrong contexts. (such as cowabunga in sad contexts)

Examples:

Camilla: Lance, I am absolutely ASTONISHED at your sudden relationships in Pelican Town, what in the world brought on this hidden stud?

Lance: Uh, I suppose I’m rizzed up?

Jadu: where the hell did you learn that word what

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Lance, walking back to the outpost after a brawl with a skeletons, minor injuries: That fight was not gucci.

Isaac: The fuck did you just say?

Lance: It wasn’t gucci, the fight.

Isaac: Stop talking like that. You sound like Jadu.

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Jack and Cain definitely gives Lance a phone so he can better communicate with his friends in Pelican Town (Jack, Cain, Bo, Sam). Sam sends Lance the weirdest, most bizarre memes ever. Lance sends back a “Ha! 👍 -Lance” in that EXACT format. Sam gets a kick out of it.

Heres some general idea, if some of those answer your questions? Really, I see sam getting interested first and then lance realizes that Sam’s super fun to be around, so they just hit it off.

#stardew valley #stardew valley expanded #stardew expanded #lance stardew valley expanded #lance sve #sve #sve lance #stardew valley sam #sam stardew valley #sam sdv #sdv sam #sam x lance supremacy #theyre such a fun dynamic

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Jo and Lightning for the character asks?

jo >:) [crowd cheering]

Sexuality Headcanon: this is EZ that is a whole lesbian!!!

Gender Headcanon: jo is whatever gender helps her get farther in the game LOL she's like if a man and a woman had a child yknow 🤔 girl to some, boy to others (lightning) but a threat to everyone. i think she's a butch lesbian <3

A ship I have with said character: jomaria sweep!!!! butch4femme jomaria. you agree. there's also jolightning but ONLY when lightning thinks she's a guy. they should've made out in that cave when she said she'd never even kissed a guy <- i've always said this. freshtv please. jock ofcourse, platonic or romantic i see no difference love is love <3 i truly do love them. and additionally i saw some dawnjo artwork a while back that blew my entire mind..... jawn.... i see the vision. idk i just think jo should kiss girls 😔 and brick as well

A BROTP I have with said character: camjo <3 society if all stars had cameron and jo team up >>> imagine camjo getting their yuri on. it's so tragic to think of what could've been. jo also could've had some pretty interesting relationships with the genwunners, alejandro maybe. duncan even. when will we get jourtney and jwen

A NOTP I have with said character: jolightning when lightning sees jo as a girl </3 lol

A random headcanon: i think she'd be a cinephile, her letterboxd would be insane tbh. she's a horror enjoyer (a win for jwen nation)

General Opinion over said character: i genuinely do not understand jo haters she's so silly goofy... her nicknames are so funny. i wish she had been a finalist in either roti or all stars i luv her sooo much

lightning sha-YEAH

Sexuality Headcanon: lightning don't judge! interesting 🤨 bisexual tendencies detected🫵🏽‼️

Gender Headcanon: cis ally (canon) the type of guy to hear someone opening a pad in the bathroom and wonder who could possibly be eating a bag of chips in here rn lol

A ship I have with said character: brightning :) camlightning also. lightjo (yaoi version) <3 <3 idk i thought that heather hitting him with a suitcase full of money was pretty romantic

A BROTP I have with said character: samlightning!!!!! romantic or platonic i think these guys should've hung out more idk they were fun together :') sillies

A NOTP I have with said character: can't really think of any :)

A random headcanon: post td he tries to start his own brand of protein powders and drinks, mr beast style. it goes well ^_^ <3 lightning's patented energy sha-shakes are on sale now! sam promotes them on his twitch streams

General Opinion over said character: lightning :) no thoughts just lightning. i think he's neat👍 sha-yeah!!

#ty for sending in an ask! <3 #lost post #my post

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 137

The Hungry Earth/Hello, Cruel World

“The Hungry Earth”

Plot Description: It’s 2020, and the most ambitious drilling project in history has reached deeper beneath the Earth’s crust than man has ever gone before - but now the ground itself is fighting back

Hey…guess this is kind of the weird thing about setting your story juuuuuuuuust a little bit in the future. Like. SURE, we would never know if Lady Cassandra was really there for the end of Earth, but plenty of us were here for 2020 and it was not like this

Man. I’m really starting to feel like I’m being tricked into watching spn twice. Maybe I should be putting the would I survive question here since we’re mostly dealing with the main characters’ interpersonal relationships in spn these days. They’re not really out hunting like they used to. Anyway, some guy got swallowed up by the ground

And now the Doctor has brought them to somewhere in England instead of Rio. Aw, it’s actually quite cute that future Amy and Rory would come to see them from a distance

What a convenient way to separate them. Surely this won’t play into the plot at all. Oh look it’s the other half of the plot come to get Rory to investigate

Amy did kind of give up really quickly. I mean, I have no idea how hard she was being pulled underground but dang

It’s kind of funny to hear this kid quote Sherlock Holmes as this is I think roughly the time Sherlock also started.

I like it better when the scientists follow the Doctor’s lead (I’m sure he does too), but it is kind of funny to see these two negate everything he says

Oh good. Now we know that there are also beings drilling up

These angles are doing Karen Gilan dirty…

Interesting that the beings drilling up are automatically a threat. Not even a second thought about it

If I ever redo this or put out a revised calendar to do this, all Doctor Who two parters will be on the same day. They don’t really know how to split episodes

The Doctor did get really careless with this kid’s life, but also why are these beings (I can’t remember what they’re called) not going for a more direct route to him??

These reptilian people really are quite beautiful

Mmmmm, human curiosity getting this whole place in trouble again, I see. The drilling they’ve been doing has been perceived as an attack

Ugh. Scared people are the worst. I know they’re gonna fuck up what the Doctor is trying to do

Ooooo, the underground civilization looks really cool

“Hello, Cruel World”

Plot Description: While Castiel struggles with the burdens of his absolute power, the broken psychological wall in Sam’s mind leaves him unable to discern what’s real

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: we’re picking up right where we left off, so unless we’re talking about having a bunch of leviathan in me or being choked by lucifer in a hallucination, I’m good.

Well that can’t be good. The leviathan look like they’ve just been released into the water supply. Cool cool cool

The trench coat just washing up to the shore. And Dean takes it. He’s really broken up about it 😭😭😭

Dean taking care of Sam while still trying to remain cool and distant 🥺

Let Bobby take care of you, Deannnn!!!

Oh. Sure. A high school swim team just got fuckin mauled

I was hoping nothing was too wrong with Jody, good to see it was just an appendectomy

Who’s the leviathans’ boss????

Oh poor Jody. The actual doctor told her to take it easy tonight, but the one who got hijacked by the leviathan isn’t making that easy

Girl, you are not well (Jody)

Boy, you are not well (Sam)

Oh no. We’re leaving Sam all on his own??

Cool cool cool. We’re replacing medical personnel with leviathan 😎👍👍 Nothing wrong with that

That’s excellent timing, Dean, coming back right after Bobby left so Sam’s not alone for too long. How long til this blows up?

I miss Castiel…things haven’t been the same since he walked into that river and disappeared

Ouch, Dean. Telling Sam he’ll never be okay is a little harsh……oh. Oh no. That….wasn’t Dean. FUCK. FUUUCK. It was the hallucination of Lucifer pretending to be Dean. No, Sam, don’t.

I don’t like the implication that the only thing that can get rid of the hallucinations is continued physical harm

Did…Bobby’s house just get burned down?? Well, damn.

You know a monster is gonna be tough to take down when not even a shotgun shot to the head will take it down

Man, tomorrow’s gonna be like…part four of this? We just keep picking up right after the other one left off? Hey…since it’s almost midnight. What if I did watch it once it turns over?

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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☆ 2006 Grand Slam Sci-Fi

Official name: Creation Entertainment's Grand Slam XIV: The Sci-Fi Summit Location: Pasadena Convention Center, Pasadena, California Time: Friday, March 10 or Saturday, March 11, 2006 Panelists: Jared Padalecki Last episode: 1x16 "Shadow" - Feb 28, 2006 Next episode: 1x17 "Hell House" - March 30, 2006

Question Index: 1- (Fan Report) Body Swap 2- (Fan Report) Want for "Sam" 3- (Fan Report) Where's "Jensen" 4- (Fan Report) J2 Friendship 5- (Fan Report) Favorite Scene 6- (Fan Report) Director Styles "David Nutter vs Kim Manners" 7- (Fan Report) Powers!Sam 8- (Fan Report) s2 Renewal Int1A- (Fan Report) Bee Story Int1B- (vid) Bee Story 9- (Fan Report) Gilmore Girls Revival 10- (Fan Report) Pranks 11- (Fan Report) Auditioning for Sam 12A- (Fan Report) Show Networking + Tom Welling 12B- (vid) Show Networking + Tom Welling 13- (Fan Report) Favorite Sci-Fi Show Int2- (Fan Report) 1x15. Easter Eggs "Jared Bender" 14- (Fan Report) Act with "Anna Farris"

(vid transcripts and Fan Report links below the cut)

(*if you notice any mistakes in the video transcripts please point them out thanks*👍)

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•(vid)-GrandSlam06;Int1B- Bee Story

Creation Entertainment TV logo pops up and then transitions to Jared siting on stage.

Jared: Alright, a story. (readjusts his seating position) Let me think about this. Uuum…

Audience member: Practical jokes.

Jared: Practical jokes

Audience member: (unintelligible)

Jared: O-Okay. Okay. Here we go.. (audience laughs) Uuum, wow (shakes head) I'm like a deer in the headlights (audience laughs) (laughs) So, bright (briefly holds hands up to block the lights) Uhh.. You know what? I'll tell you a story about “Bugs.” (scratches head)

Eh, wha- speaking of Kim manners, who's our director- Who also did, I think, 55 episodes of, um, of “X-Files.” He-he had done more “X-Files” than (gestures) anybody else. He, uh, (audience claps) Yeah. (nods and claps his knee) Yay, for Kim Manners. He's fantastic.

He was doing an episode, called “Bugs,” and I remember we were coming off of “Skin,” the shape-shifter episode where we had done the fight scene, which was kind of my favorite scene to film. And we were beat up and we had been training on Saturdays and Sundays and throughout the weekdays and during lunch with this Ultimate Fighter and with our stunt coordinators. And we were all pretty beat up. And we were like, “We just need an episode where Sam and Dean sit in the Impala and make a phone call and get rid of the demon or something.”

And then we read the next script and it's like, you know, Sam and Dean hear about this Indian ritual and they go to save a family who's on some sacred grounds and there are a hundred-thousand bees in the attic. And they're in the attic. And we were like, “Oh that's gonna be a lot of visual effects.” (scratches the back of his head)

And- So, then I remember we're still (audience laughs) shooting “Skin.” We're shooting the fight scene, actually, that day. And, during lunch, our asic-assistant director comes up and says, “Hey guys. So, the bee trainer is here and he wants to introduce you to the bees.” (audience laughs) (smiles) And we were like (scratches head) “What do you he m-whu-” (shakes head) “There's a what? There’s a- Who?” (shakes head) “Bee trainer. Like, I’ve never heard of- How do you train bees?”

And so, sure enough we walk outside. And, um, I don't know if- He- he explained it later like, it was a hot day and the bees were kind of, like, aggravated, because they had been traveling to set. And then they gone to another set. And, I think the li- the girl who was working with the bees had to do something for “Exorcism of Emily Rose” or something like that.

And so, he sittin’ there and he's like, “It's no big deal.” (mimics bees flying) And there're- there’re bees flying around. We're outside and he releases them out of a box. And he's explaining that they’re drone bees and that they don't attack unless they're angry (audience laugh) and that you can just kind of like swat your hands. But we were thinking, the whole idea is that we're not gonna- our characters are gonna (mimics rapidly swatting) be swatting these bees away. And they're like, “Well, you can't really swat the bees. You can go like this with your hands.” (waves hand gently around) “But you can't swat the bees.”

And so, I was just thinking like, “I'm not just gonna sit here in a deck and go like this,” (wave arm around) “while bees are flying around, do- do the wave or something.” And, um, (audience laughs) so he's telling us to go ahead and try (swipes) and he-he wants to show us himself and, you know, inspire some confidence within us.

And so, he gets out. And he, uh, he releases the bees and he-he makes (holds out arm) them go on his arm he put some (points to his arm) little juice on his arm or something. And, uh, one starts getting on his arm, he shoos it away. And were like, “Oh, not a big deal.” And the one gets on his neck and (mimics wiping the bee off his neck) he shoos it away and it comes right back (mimics bee coming on his face) and zips him in the face. (audience laughs) And we were like, “Great. So, here we go. We're gonna get stung in the face. And we're gonna be in the room.” (gestures)

And we really were in a room smaller than this stage, probably half the size of the stage with like 60,000 bees. (scratches head) And Jensen and I both got stung. (audience ughs) And I remember Jensen was the first to get stung because (gestures) he had, uh, he had an aerosol can or something. And he- he was holding it and the bee got on it. And he kind of like (mimics brushing) brushed it off and it came back and stung him in the hand or something.

And then I sort of laughed at him and of course that's when I.. probably sealed my fate. (scratches head) (audience laughs) And, uh, I'm sitting down- I go to sit down actually. (audience no’s) And right as I sit down I go, (mimics sitting down and then jumping up) “Oh crap, there's a bee in my ass. There's a bee-” (audience laughs) And sure enough, I get up and they-they rush you to- they rushed me to some safe air locked room or something where they had a vacuum cleaner and he's like, “Yep, sure enough.” (mimics guy picking off a bee from Jared’s butt) “There's one.” And the guys asking, “Pull down your pants. Make me like-let-make sure you didn't leave the stinger.”

And so, (scratches head) I'm sitting there and trying to, you know, (audience laughs) (scratches head) deal with myself pulling down my pants in front of a man that I've never met before, (audience laughs) who- who’s training bees. And he had a (nods) vacuum cleaner.

And that's another thing that he was saying. That's how they had (mimics holding a vacuum) to get the bees off. Once bees got on you and you couldn't get them off, (gestures) they had like a little air hose vacuum cleaner they (mimics vacuum) , dougz, dougz, dougz, dougz. And they suck the bees into this vacuum cleaner bag where, I guess, they weren't hurt. And then re-released them. And he explained that the more that you have (gestures) to do it, the more angry they get. (audience laughs) So, not to do (laughs) the scene too many times.

But the nature of a television show is you're- is you do a (gestures) master shot. And then you come around you shoot the other angle. And then you shoot a close up. And then you shoot the other guy's close up. And so about three or four hours into it we're like, “You know what? We're gonna get stung for sure.”

But another, uh- another way to describe Kim Manners for whoever asked, was that, um, when we found out that we're gonna be shooting in this attic with all these bees. They got, uh.. (flaps his shirt and then laughs and shakes his head) uh, like (shrugs) hazmat suits for all the crew. All (audience laughs) the- which was (shrugs) kind of weird as an actor looking around and seeing all these tough crew guys with tattoos and like shaved heads in their (mimics cuddling up) hazmat suits scared of the bees. And here we are in like t-shirts. (audience laughs) But Kim, um, Kim turned his down and said if my actors aren't gonna wear.. a hazmat suit I'm not going to either. So he sat there in the attic with us watching a handheld monitor and directing. And I think he got stung a few times.

We're all getting stung. And so, that was.. that- that probably also was.. not my.. most favorite scene to film.

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Creation Entertainment TV logo pops up and then transitions to Jared siting on stage.

Fan: All these sci-fi and fantasy shows that are filmed in Vancouver (Jared nods) , uh, I was wondering, uh, what amount of, uh, visiting that actors and writers and the like do to each other's shows? How much of that walking around in the background (laughs to himself) happens among that kind of genre show in Vancouver?

Jared: (nods) Right. Okay. Um, well it's, uh. We're all pretty busy up there. And it's sort of.. (gestures) spread out all over the city. Like we're based in Vancouver, but we're usually.. about an hour drive outside of downtown.

But there was a scene when we did the show, “Asylum,” which was filmed obviously in the asylum. Um, “Smallville” was shooting right next door to we were shooting outside of this bar. And so there was a scene where Jensen and I’d (pauses to look in font of him) drive up- Thank you. (looks back to fan) And, um, and (mimics car driving up) Jensen and I drive up, and we get out of the car. We start walking into the bar.

And so, we decided to play a trick. And uhhhuh, we drove up in the Impala and then all three of us got out of the car. And somebody- somebody in video village goes, “What the hell?” (Smiles) Like, they thought that someone- because Tom- We had Tom laying in the backseat. He had showed up on set. And he was like, “Hey, I want to be in.” And so we had him show up on set he was laying in the backseat.

And so sure enough the (mimics the car) Impala pulls up and we parked. And then three people get out of the car. And I think security, like, ran over (audience laughs) and thought that some guy was trying to jump us or something. (audience laughs) And they're like (holds hand out) “Oh. Oh, I-I'm sorry. I-I-I, uh- What are you doing here?”

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Soni and the Ghost Marriage Event

Note: I don't know if I'll ever write anything for the Ghost Marriage Event for the story, so I decided to make this a cool thing for Valentine's Day 👍💖

So yeah, enjoy this What If Scenario everyone! In this What If Scenario, people know that she's the Champion/Grand Duchess and used Mega Evolution already.

The Start

Soni is a heavy sleeper, so she probably wouldn't hear the chaos of her Pokemon fighting against the ghost army until they were right at her bedroom door

Ghost: "We are going to take over this place for her Highness!"

Soni looking very unamused: "Oh really? Do you not know that you're in the presence of a Grand Duchess, the highest authority in her land?"

Ghost: "M-Miss, please don't mess around! We know all the royals here in Twisted Wonderland!"

Soni, her eyes turning sharp at the BS she needs to deal with in the morning: "Ha! I'm not from Twisted Wonderland as I'm from an entirely different world, yet it still applies all the same! If you need to know of my qualifications, let me show you my Pokemon's true strength."

Yeah, she manages to kick out the Ghosts and seal them off using special Ghost balms that Sam had in his store combined with her own Pokémon using their powers to block them off

Soni went back to sleep, calling it a vacation day; she ain't gonna deal with this crap hell no

Needless to say, when the whole school got taken over and the whole Operation begins, everyone headed over to Ramshackle as it was the only place that the Ghosts hadn't taken over if what the Ghosts were saying were real

Ghost: "Stop what you're doing! In the name of her Majesty's happiness-!"

Soni: "Oh, I am a Majesty and you're making me very unhappy right now. Get out of my sight."

Ghost: "WAHHH-!" *POOF*

Ghosts were scrambling to go into Ramshackle, only to get rebuffed and destroyed in an instant

Everyone just going, "Ah yes, the one person who could probably single-handed destroy the school, have a good day- wait, we need your help-!"

Soni is not amused

Meanwhile, Eliza is wondering who the heck has taken over Ramshackle because her guards apparently insulted royalty without realizing it and trespassed

Idia is just relieved by the fact that Soni's a huge Boss Battle that no one can overcome and is stalling out time for him to not get taken to the Ghost World

Crowley does his whole roundabout "Save Idia-kun" speech and gets the others to help out

Soni only helps once Crowley gives her a nice hefty bonus because she's not getting fooled by his tricks again

Everyone's gotten through their ideas and people think just throwing her at the bride to destroy her would solve the problem

Soni's like "Nah, it wouldn't get rid of her permanently" and she wasn't going to spend eternity fighting off this person

Thus Operation: Propose was born

As the guys work together to deal with the Operation, Ace, Deuce, and Grim just cheer on Soni for beating the crap out of the Ghosts

Swanna's helping them out because those Ghosts have been pissing it off

Croagunk's also joining the party

Soni: "You guys are the worst for just sitting there like a bunch of Duckletts."

Ace: "You're the only one with limitless power to handle these guys, teacher's pet!"

Deuce: "I need to take care of Happiny and I don't want her to distract you when you're busy."

Grim: "I tried to fight them off earlier, but you were sleeping a whole bunch, henchman!"

Soni is very not amused

Lunch rolls around and then everyone's treated to Soni's cooking while watching Round 1 of the suitors getting slapped

Deuce gets dragged away by Cater for the operation and Happiny's not happy about it; Uncle Ace takes over with Riddle assisting him

Soni's brain is working overtime at plans because this is almost doomed to fail

Now, Deuce can talk to Soni now, but that was after prolonged exposure to her and being her friend with Happiny in the mix.

If you add his inability to talk with women plus the stressful situation at hand, he's definitely going to freeze up still.

Eliza: "What kind of talent do you have?"

Deuce: "...Ah-"

Eliza: *slaps him* "How dare you ignore my question!"

Cater: "Ahaha, Deuce-chan really can't talk to anyone outside of his family and Assistant-chan, can he?"

Deuce flusters around: "It's different!"

Meanwhile, Happiny is not amused by this lady slapping her daddy; how mean!

Angy Happiny goes to crush the Ghosts with boulders and sends them scrambling back to NRC in a heartbeat wait how does that work with ghosts

Ghost 1: "Your highness, we've encountered another problem at the dorm! A small, pink monster is throwing boulders at us!"

Deuce: !!! "Happiny!"

Cater: "Aw, Happiny-chan really loves her daddy~"

Deuce: "Cater-senpai, please be quiet-!"

Eliza: "The little monster's name is Happiny? And she's your child??"

Eliza's just confused by this information

Then Eliza sees Happiny from a photo from Cater's phone that the guards confiscated and instantly falls in love with the little one; look at how cute she is!

Eliza deems Happiny an ideal Flower Girl and the Ghosts rush off to pick her up; Deuce is not happy at all by this

In the chaos, Soni is doing her best to keep everyone safe, but none of the students can assist her because they need to keep trying for Operation: Propose

Happiny gets taken from Ace and Riddle, even as they're doing their best to protect the little bun

Soni is ready to throw hands with this Princess and Ace has to keep her calm; it's not at all easy because he's pretty pissed off himself at this whole situation now

Meanwhile, Happiny's just crying 🥺🥺🥺

Happiny's white stone from her mom and dad is taken in favor of a bunch of flowers in her pouch and Happiny is incredibly upset because the white stone is important to the little bun

Happiny adamantly refuses to smile and pouts, looking upset and adorable; Eliza plays with Happiny's hair and removes the ribbon that looks like her mom's for something more fitting for the wedding

The little bun is even more upset and wails

Leona's like "Please make her stop crying. It's terrible on my ears."

Cater is guilty because it was his big mouth that got Happiny in this mess

Happiny sits near Deuce and cries while Deuce wishes that he can pick her up and comfort her, but he's stuck in place due to the curse; it's a total nightmare come to life

Swanna gets taken into the Marriage Hall and causes chaos that everyone's happy about this time around, just plain pissed by this Ghost Bride who thinks the Pokemon would be a wonderful symbol for their wedding

Vil says, "Ah yes, chaotic and noisy- very fitting for this marriage."

Everyone watching this sees Soni look like she's gonna storm into NRC, but Crowley distracts her saying that they needed to gather as many people for the Operation

Operation: Propose is on the shoulders of Rook, Epel, Riddle, and Ace in the end

As they're getting dressed up though, Sam guides her to the back to show off a few new items

Soni: "Sam? I thought you showed off what I needed?"

Sam: "Well, little lady, you definitely will need this! It's something that only you can have!"

Soni stares at the items in question: "...You've got to be kidding me."

Soni is highly not amused and will badger Crowley for a pay raise

The boys go into the school being told the Soni will be right behind them

They're so confused by the fact that she's hiding though

Ace: "Eh? She'll be in the shadows, ready to save us if we need it?"

Crowley: "Yes, Miss Monet is the person who's been responsible for holding them back. They'll automatically attack her if they know who she is."

Riddle: "I truly don't understand why she isn't leading the charge, Headmaster."

Crowley smiles: "Well, she has her own weaknesses."

Everyone except Rook: ???

Rook: "Ah, even the strongest of people will have their own fragility. How beautiful!"

Like Soni's in the shadows ready to assist them and they can hear her, but they can't see her

Soni watches Epel coming with a horse and just goes, "Ah yes, Eliza's acting out a stereotypical fairytale princess ending"

She watches everyone do their proposals and commends them for the whole speech

Then Riddle lights the ghosts on fire for his height being mentioned

Soni tells them to get moving with the ghosts coming at them; Ace wonders what's the big deal with her hiding in the shadows

Soni just tells him to get moving don't you dare ask again

Meanwhile, Idia's dressed up and ready; the Bride took to preparing in a spare room in order to get ready

Happiny throws things at the guards that try to put more stuff on her, pouting all the way

Little Happiny distracts the guards that way because little bun can throw things fast and hard

Deuce honestly has been going through the worst hours of his life, so he's full-out supporting Happiny in his state

Eliza tells him to control Happiny, but he refuses, saying that Happiny wants the things that they've taken from her back; Eliza says that would clash with the wedding theme

The wedding goes as expected with Ace running into the room and the guards trying to stop them

Ace: "Honestly, stop trying to find someone who doesn't exist! A marriage partner should be someone who'll you laugh or cry with. Someone who'll stay by your side no matter how hard it is. Honestly, this is such a pain! What kind of talk did you surround her with?!"

Ghosts: "Don't be so unkind to the Princess' dreams! She's been looking for 500 years!"

Eliza: "...Someone who doesn't exist...?"

Ace: "You're honestly a terrible person, just doing whatever you please. I swear I've seen this situation before."

Cater and Trey laugh nervously; Happiny's never been happier to see Uncle Ace and cries louder for him to help Deuce

The rest of the Tuxedo Gang appears and everything seems to be going to plan, but the ghosts keep respawning.

They get held back as the wedding continues; Idia's doing his best to stay away from Eliza and wonders where the heck is Soni please save himmmmm-!

Chubby: "We will ensure that the Princess' dreams come true! She's dealt with too much to have her Ideal Prince snatched away!"

???: "They aren't even dreams. They're nothing more than unfulfilled promises and fantasies by people who enjoy watching this circus. That's why you're on this planet still, right?"

???: "Honestly, you're so delusional. It's making me laugh."

Everyone: ??!

Chubby: "Show yourself, villain!"

???: "Villain...? Me? What a joke!"

???: "I'm pissed off at you for all the crap you've put me through today! Hurting others for the sake of your happiness, putting a literal child through this crap!"

???: "You talk about loving someone, but you're deluding yourself into thinking that forcing that love on someone else is fine when it's absolutely not!"

???: "You call me a villain when you come here and treat people who don't meet your impossible standards like trash! You don't see reality because you're stuck in your own head! Worst of all, you don't even consider the harm you're causing others because you're so fixated on a person so perfect and ideal when such a thing doesn't exist!"

Soni teleports into the room with a flourish of her SSR tier wedding gown ensemble with Dior and Primrose by her side: "People like you should go six feet under and stay there!"

Soni's outfit looks similar to Black Tea's Fragrant Rosebud dress, but with blue accents instead of pink, white gloves, and without the cleavage dip; She's holding out a bouquet of blue roses for sucking up negative energy as well with her hair down for once

Soni tells Primrose to unleash Aromatherapy to release the paralyzed students and they are freed from the curse, shocking Eliza because how in the world had her slap been nullified-?

Happiny is so happy to see her mama and runs over to her side, throwing away the flowers that kept getting stuffed into her pouch

Happiny just gets calmed instantly by the love and concern radiating off of Soni; Eliza's doubly shocked by the appearance of another bride

Eliza: "Wait, are you the royal my guards have been talking about all day?"

Soni smiles angrily with a vein pulsing on her head: "Yes, I'm so glad to finally meet you. Shall I repay your slaps towards my fellow students and utter disregard for Happiny's distress tenfold?"

Happiny: "Happiny!" Go, mommy, go!

Dior and Primrose get to work destroying the ghosts who honestly cannot reform fast enough with everyone finally free from their binds

If they get overwhelmed, then Soni sends out Aegis who terrifies everyone into staying back because Aegis sucks up the ghosts' life energy without hesitation

Leona told her that she should've done this hours ago, but Soni was busy trying to figure out a way to safely get everything done without being a casualty

Vil while he's fighting off the ghosts comments where she found the dress and Soni just says, "Sam had it."

Suddenly Ace and Riddle realize why she never appeared from her hiding spot, no matter how much they asked her why

Chubby goes Gigantimax and Soni releases Mega Evolution for Dior with the Tuxedo Boys helping out massively; Dior's been at the frontlines keeping them safe, so they had to return the favor

In the battle, Eliza gets slapped by Soni multiple times, each one leaving a terrible bruise on her cheeks for each of the guys who got paralyzed as well as Happiny's unhappiness

Chubby tries to stop Soni, but Soni beats him up with her bare hands like "Bitch, you better be joking."

Everyone at NRC is cheering her on, by the way 🤣

Eliza realizes that Chubby is her Prince Charming, but Soni's like "Screw your happy ending, you better give me compensation for all the destruction you caused at Ramshackle as well as Happiny's distress for your tantrums."

During the clean-up to which Soni managed to get paid for since she was not the damned janitor, Soni cleans out Happiny's pouch and fixes her up back to normal

Happiny promptly passes out from crying so much and snores; Deuce is handed Happiny and he's just trying not to feel terrible about what happened

Then the conversation with Ace's Ghost Marriage SSR happens

Soni has varying reactions to the others and their perspective on love

Soni isn't too surprised by Deuce's lack of girls approaching him during his Delinquent stage

She thinks that Jack's dedication to one person is honestly admirable, but she can see how it could be overwhelming to people if they're not up to that sort of thing

She just snickers when Sebek talks about the whole letter thing

When Ace brings up his example about focusing on his studies, Soni's in agreement that saying that it honestly felt way too soon for something like love anyways

Ortho tells them all about how genuine Ace was during his speech and everyone, including Soni, teases him about it

Then Ortho tells them the statistics with Soni's speech

Ortho: "According to my data, Soni-san was concerned about everyone that was involved. There's a guaranteed likelihood that her words on love are genuine!"

Soni: "Forcing someone to love you is just straight-up wrong. It's honestly kind of annoying."

Ace: "Who's the unlucky guy that tried to pull that on you? How hard did you turn him down? Did you punch him?"

Soni looks like she's done with everything for the 1000th time: "It wasn't just one person. I don't remember any of their names because they're not that important."

Turns out Soni has gotten a sizable amount of fan mail and love letters from people since she was 14; that number has only risen in recent years

All of them were rejected in favor of Soni not really being interested in love because doing so would be a pain to deal with on top of her regular duties as Champion

She's also been faced with people who say that she should love them because of their gifts, which makes her really annoyed because love nor affection cannot be bought

In the end, she's fine with not being in a relationship, despite people online saying that she should be interested in it.

Deuce: "W-Wow... I never expected you to be super popular."

Epel: "It's honestly impressive how used to this situation you are."

Soni: "Like I've said in the past, the faster you deal with the source of the problem, the less bullshit you need to deal with in the future. Works very well against dramatic people."

Ortho: "Soni-san, I can tell that you're rather romantic in your own way though! Dealing with your duties first and foremost is pretty cool! But I sensed a bit of longing in your voice too."

Soni: "....That's because I was thinking of my parents. My mom and dad were pretty romantic with one another. They weren't perfect, but nothing really is in the world."

The others are curious and then Soni details how her mom and dad met near one of the most romantic sights in the region, the old Lumiose Tower.

It wasn't love at first sight, but genuine curiosity on her dad's part about her mom's culture and Johto as he'd never talked to someone from there before

Kirako not-yet-Monet was horribly shy and scared due to the cultural stances between men and women in Johto, but Zavier Monet was respectful of her wishes and what she wanted

It wasn't a perfect first meeting, but they were friends far before they ever fell in love

Zavier Monet was a traveling trainer who had 8 Gym Badges from his home region of Galar and was traveling Kalos as it'd been his father's homeland

Kirako not-yet-Monet had little experience in traveling, much less being a Pokemon Trainer, and did so as to be independent of her family who were... less than kind about her departure, to say the least

Zavier met Kirako again, this time on the way out from Lumiose City and they decided to travel to their next point of travel together; and then another; and then another

Ortho: "It really sounds like a true love story of friends falling in love!"

Jack: "It's honestly a nice story."

Soni picks at her white gloves where her marks lay: "... It really is."

Soni: "Well, I'm certainly not as romantic as Ace, that's for sure."

Ace: "Hey!"

Soni doesn't really care if romance never comes for her. She's got all she needs at this very moment.

Happiny: "Happy Hap!" Mommy, you look pretty in the gown!

Soni: "Thank you, Happiny."

There's also a part of me that wonders if any of the boys would try to bridal style carry Soni for fun because hey, why not?

Soni is definitely not amused by it though

Jack can lift her with ease, although he's shy about it and Soni just keeps quiet as to not embarrass him

Epel can lift her up and Soni asks him to be careful to not trip on the dress because it's pretty long

Sebek nearly drops her because he didn't expect her to feel so heavy and she straight up hits him with the bouquet of flowers in retaliation

Both Deuce and Soni turn red for different reasons; Deuce never expected to be doing this sort of thing and Soni can hear Happiny cheering like please stop baby

Deuce did carry Ace before piggyback-style, both in the story and from Croagunk's Poison Jabs

Bridal style with Soni wearing an actual wedding gown- nope, his brain went poof-

Soni can understand Happiny and Happiny's basically going, "Mommy and Daddy are getting married!"

Like it's cute, but it's still embarrassing to hear; worse, only Soni could understand what Happiny was saying, but others could guess what the little bun is saying based on the sheer happiness radiating off of Happiny and the situation

The first thing that Ace said when Soni got lifted was, "Crap, you're heavier than I thought you were."

Soni said, "How is it that I managed to carry you bridal-style and I didn't even complain as much?"

They bicker about it and promptly stop by Othro commenting how the two of them really looked like a proper groom and bride

Like Epel's dressed up like a groom too, but it looked more like a sibling carry; Epel's sulking over it

With Ace, it really looked like two people that trusted one another in carrying them, even if they fought

Soni just wants the day to be over and sleep because running around in heels is exhausting

Ace says that he wouldn't be interested in someone like her because that'd be a weird thing for him to think about.

She's his friend first and foremost

....Well, that's if he's not going to end up in this romantic What-If here.

I wish you guys good vibes today! 💖👍

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