#honest mood

[strawbywolf]

Octopath sweetie I love you but what the fuck

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

running up that hill (a deal with god) (Sisyphus)

[princessaslan]

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[honeypleasejustkillme]

sorry i ghosted you, i was going to kill myself

[ghostaholics]

Ghost and jealousy? Like u hate me tf r u jealous about bitch and he’s like the silent jealous mf type

𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔-𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉-𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒕𝒔 (18+) || 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔-𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉-𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒕𝒔

You’re a catch, too – liked by everybody, getting along with others easily. Charming; that's something Simon can't fucking comprehend. Because you get offers from people who're willing to take their shot with you (flowers, love notes, prospective dates), and every time you bring a new person's name up, he just has a creative insult to off-handedly sling: oh, that wanker?

And Simon—god, Simon is so fed up. Don't they know you’re a man-eater? He doesn't see it, doesn't get it at all. But he doesn't intervene, tells himself not to get involved because that would mean admitting that he's holding a torch for you, which is absolutely not the case. So he just seethes, quietly; he's the picture of stoicism and indifference. Of course he is. Not even remotely affected.

But then, a bold fucking rookie. Private what's-his-name. Not even important enough to register on Simon's radar so it catches him off-guard when he finds out that you have a date – showing up to Simon's room after he messages you for a fast fuck, in a dress and all done up in a way that's clearly not for him. And you impatiently tell him that you have to leave in 20 minutes.

He doesn't make this quick. In fact, it's the slowest that he fucks you, ravages you until you’re late. Hickeys all over your chest that can't be covered by the cut of your dress, makeup and hair ruined. There's a mess between your thighs, and he's bloody smug because he knows that while you’re on your date, the only thing on your mind is going to be him and how sore he made your cunt.

Simon doesn't say it. He doesn't have to. Everything he did to you already says enough: mine. And he just has a sardonic smile on his face and bids you farewell with a 'Have fun.'

[addi-is-online]

possessive obsessive femmes. you agree.

[themisterhip]

They do fit Saitama, just keep trying ówó

[reactionimagesdaily]

Submitted by @james-the-axew

[autistickaitovocaloid]

turned them into amoebas please don't be mad

[1ncend1ary]

leon on the mind

[secondary-colorentimy]

do i even have to say it (savanaclaw sonic be upon ye!!!!!)

[whumpshaped]

pet whump is so comforting bc yes please do keep me just bc i look silly and u like me for being my silly self. im absolutely useless otherwise. i love u forever

[desultory-novice]

Something I drew after seeing theseventhshard's Mago ship poll.

Has zero friends. Lots of boyfriends though.

…Zero friends before before meeting Kirby ^_-

Also, shoutout to the other Magoships I didn’t include!

[amanufacturedheaven]

Hello and welcome to tired & petty bitch academia.

I smoke, I am noncommittal, I spend all my inheritance on coffee, and I scam men into paying for me to go on trips to Europe. Amy Dunne did nothing wrong.

xo

[napping-sapphic]

If i had a gf i would kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and—