#how about some ruby and qrow
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incorrect-strq-quotes · 6 months ago
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Ruby: Can I please bring you to my next therapy session?
Qrow: Why?
Ruby: My therapist thinks I’m making you and all your issues up.
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excusemebutiquit · 4 months ago
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Y’all. I started and finished RWBY V7 today.
I am literally distraught.
Spoilers??? Below???
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We all know that Qrow is like. My special guy. I love him. He’s so important to me. And WAY BACK when he first revealed that his semblance was bad luck, I texted this to the friend I was watching with.
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I SAID THIS AND WANTED THIS FOR HIM AGES AGO OKAY. WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THAT VOLUME. (This is also when we put subtitles on and I found out his name was spelled with a Q lol I have recovered about that by now).
When I found out that Clover had good luck powers I was absolutely giddy. And I was like okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay maybe they could fall in love or something. AND THEN THE TWO OF THEM KEPT HAVING MOMENTS. I thought I was gonna have to pretend they were there but they were real concrete moments between them. Moments™️
SO IMAGINE MY DISTRESS WHEN V7 ENDS THE WAY IT ENDS OKAY
MY BESTIE KNEW THIS WAS COMING THE WHOLE TIME AND JUST LET ME CELEBRATE CLOVER AND QROW. I WAS GIDDY AND THIS IS HOW IT ENDED???
I am literally. Suffering.
Also Penny’s back yay!! 🥳 my best girl is back!!
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freedomforthewin · 2 years ago
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Please continue this show!
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ficretus · 2 months ago
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Full names are silly
*RWBY and JNRO bonding*
Jaune: *telling a story* ...and then my mom showed up, oh boy was she pissed. As soon as she shouted my full name I knew I was screwed.
Ruby: Wait, what's your full name?
Jaune: Sigh... Jaune Paul D'Arc.
Ruby: *chuckles*
Yang: That's so silly.
Jaune: I know right. That's why I always shorten it to just Jaune Arc. Short and sweet, ladies... don't really like it.
Weiss: I'm sure they like it. Besides, I have similar issue with my name.
Yang: What's your full name? Weiss Cream? Ha ha.
Weiss: *sarcastically* Ha ha. No it's worse. It's Edelweiss Bianca Belaya Albedo Schnee.
Yang: *laughing* Yeah, that's way worse. *laughing*
Ren: *chuckles*
Nora: *laughing*
Blake: *chuckles* Traditions can be a bit silly.
Yang: You wanna share it with class Blakey?
Blake: Sigh... Blake Meow Belladonna.
Yang: HAHAHAHA.
Blake: Middle name signifies Faunus species.
Weiss: Mine is still worse.
Ren: *chuckles* No offense, it's bit silly.
Nora: *rolling on the floor* Meow meow.
Blake: What about you two?
Ren: Just Lie Ren.
Nora: Nora Valkyrie, real name, no gimmicks.
Oscar: Sigh... Oscar Connie Pine.
Yang: *laughing* That's a girl's name.
Oscar: It was suppose to be Conifer.
Jaune: I know how you feel. My mom called me Jeanne when I was a kid.
Yang: *points at Ruby* This dork's real name is Rubert Rose.
Ruby: Awwww, I was suppose to be the one with cool name.
Yang: Not happening Rubes, only Ren, Nora and me get to hang out in cool name club.
Qrow: Actually Yang... there is something you need to know.
Yang: Oh I'm listening. How much did Bird Lady butcher my name?
*some time later*
Yang: *eyes red* DICKCISSEL?!
Raven: It's a family tradition to name a child after a bird.
Yang: DICKCISSEL?!
Raven: Because you are a blonde. See *shows scroll*
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Yang: How about Warbler? Goldfinch? Canary? Not naming me after a bird?!
Others: *laughing in the background*
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arc-misadventures · 6 months ago
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The Newest Ace
Weiss: Ohhhh~! I can't believe we're doing this!
Yang: Okay? Am I missing something? Cause, Weiss isn't the type to bounce up, and down in excitement.
Weiss, who had been bouncing on her feet in excitement suddenly stopped. She brushed the creases in her skirt as she tried to regain her composure, but the deep red blush across her face wasn't fading anytime soon.
Ruby: For this mission we're being accompanied by a group of, Specialists! One of them happens to be, Weiss's big sister, Winter!
Yang: Oh! Looking forward to spending time with your big sis, eh?
Weiss: I can't help it okay! I rarely get to spend time with her! And, lately whenever I try to spend time with her, she's always busy helping one of the other, Specialists!
Blake: Which, Specialist?
Weiss: I don't know, she didn't say who it was.
Yang: Maybe we'll get to meet them while on this mission; The reports did say we would be accompanied by two, Specialists.
Ruby: I wonder who it is, I hope it's Harriet; I like, Harriet, she's cool!
Blake: I hope it's, Clover myself. It's nice to have a guaranteed good luck charm around you.
Ruby: Clover has been spending most of his time around, Uncle Qrow when on missions. If anyone needs a good luck charm it's, Uncle Qrow.
Yang: Can't argue with that...
Weiss: Well it doesn't matter. I get to go on a mission with my... Winter!
Weiss, shouted out her sisters name as she ran over to, Winter, and hugged her, who reciprocated her hug in kind. They embraced one another for a while until, Weiss pulled away from her sister with a beaming smile.
Weiss: Sister!
Winter: Hello, Weiss. How are you doing?
Weiss: I'm doing well sister. Better now that I get to see you!
Winter: Yes, I am sorry I've been so busy. We recently got a new member on the, Specialist Team; I've been showing him the ropes, and going on missions with him when he's going outside of, Atlas.
Yang: A new member?
Ruby: Is he anyone we know?
Winter: Why yes, it fact it's...?!
: Sorry I'm late, Winter! It took me forever to get these drones from the supply sergeant. He didn't understand that when they said he was, 'responsible for them.' That it meant he was responsible for keeping innovatory, and filling out the proper paper work of who last took them out.
: Poor bugger thought he was financially responsible for them if anything got broken on the field.
A man called out dressed in blues, red, and an all too familiar set of white armour came forward hefting two large suitcases in each of his hands.
Blake: Is that...?
Yang: Since when did...?
Weiss: It can't be...?
Ruby: Jaune?!
The individual carrying the two large suitcases stopped as he heard his name being called, for it was their friend, Jaune Arc.
Jaune: Oh? Hello, Team RWBY.
Ruby: Jaune, is that you?!
Jaune: Yes, I am, Jaune.
Yang: What's with that outfit?!
Jaune: It's my, Specialist uniform.
Blake: You're the, Specialist that's been assigned to us?!
Jaune: It appears so.
Weiss: You're the, Specialist bastard that's stolen my sister away from me?!
Jaune: Uhhh...? Some context please?
RWBY: What the hell, Jaune?!
Jaune: Haa... Okay, let me explain some things to you...
Jaune: Yes, I am a, Specialist. I became one about... a week, and a half ago at, Winter's recommendation. I haven't... stolen your sister, Weiss. She's been mentoring me on my duties as a, Specialist. And, we both have been assigned to this mission as your handlers.
Ruby: Handlers? What's that?
Blake: That means he's the boss.
Winter: We are here to keep you in line. To make sure you didn't do anything... ill-advise.
Yang: Ill-advised?
Jaune: Stupid.
Yang: Oh...
Yang: ...
Yang: Hey?!
Jaune: Alright, alright if you have anymore questions, you can ask them on the bullhead. We have a mission to do.
Ruby: Alright.
Yang: We're going...
Jaune watched as the members of, Team RWBY climb on to the bullhead, each one of them giving him an odd, and almost untrusting look. Jaune shrugged it off, and grabbed the drone cases, and walk up to, Winter, and asked her a simple question.
Jaune: Did you know we were going to be assigned with, Team RWBY for this mission?
Winter: No. Will that be a problem?
Jaune: Not to me it will.
Winter nodded her head, as the two boarded the bullhead, and made their way to the drop zone.
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Midway through the flight, Jaune turned on a screen display for the mission zone, and gave them a debriefing.
Jaune: Alright listen up people: The mission is a seek, and destroy mission. There is a cave system north of the port town of, Foxquinth. This cave is routinely filled with, Grimm, and thus team's of, Hunter's are routinely sent to clear it out. Now, since this cave has been cleared out several times it has been thoroughly mapped out as a result of it. The oldest map we have is from two years ago. As you can see from the map, the tunnel section is a long path, that breaks into two paths. Now, I brought along two drones; the drones will be used to explore each cave section. We'll be checking to see if there are any, Grimm, and if there are, we'll know what kinds of, Grimm we'll be facing. After the drones have explored the cave system, we'll start clearing it out. If there are, Grimm down both separate tunnels, we'll divide into two teams of three, and clear them out. If not, and the Grimm is only in one tunnel, we'll all handle as a six man team. Any questions?
Jaune saw the hands of each member of, Team RWBY raise their hands before he added a caveat to his question.
Jaune: Any questions about the mission?
And, all, but one hand went down.
Jaune: Weiss?
Weiss: If this cave is routinely filled with, Grimm, why didn't they destroy the cave system to stop them from coming back?
Jaune: The cave formation is made out of iron stone; It requires explosives at the best of times to mine through it. And, the amount that's needed to bring down this cave system is considered too costly for what it's worth. Does that answer your question?
Weiss: Yes it does. thank you.
Jaune: Good, any more questions?
Jaune didn't see any hands rise so he gave a tied sigh as he then looked at them, and reluctantly said.
Jaune: Any questions about me becoming a, Specialists?
Everyone's hands shot up.
Jaune: Okay... Ruby?
Ruby: How come you didn't tell us you became a, Specialist?
Jaune: Did I have to?
Ruby: Y-Yeah, we're your friends, you tell your friends things, right...?
Jaune: No, no we're not.
Ruby: What...?
Jaune: Yang?
Yang: First off: Love the new look.
Jaune: Thank you~!
Yang: Secondly, why are you in charge of this mission?
Blake: Yeah, no offense, Jaune, but shouldn't, Winter be in charge, she is your superior officer?
Winter: We're testing him; General Ironwood wants to see how good, Jaune is in a leading position. Both in his abilities to lead others into combat scenarios, and how effective his plans are.
Yang: Oh, that makes sense...
Jaune: Anything else?
Weiss: Winter, is he treating you well? He hasn't done anything untoward you?
Winter: No. no he has not...
Weiss: Okay, but what if he...?!
Jaune: We're landing! Get ready to depart!
Ruby: Alright! Let's do this, Team RWBY!
Winter: You don't want her to ask anymore questions about our relationship?
Jaune: And, what exactly kind of relationship do we have?
Winter: ...
Winter: Yes...?
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Jaune: Hmmm...
Jaune, and Winter knelt down in the snow as they watch the camera feeds on the monitors of their respective drones they were each piloting. All the while, Team RWBY formed a perimeter around them.
Jaune: See anything, Winter?
Winter: No, the cave path that leads to the right is empty. What about the left?
Jaune: I've got a few... not too many... Just a bunch a, Sabyrs, about eight of them, and one, Alpha Sabyr. Not too much to deal with.
Winter: Any chance of there being any, Centipede's?
Jaune: No. The iron stone is too thick for, Centipede's to burrow through. Even, Alpha class, Centipede's can't dig through it. Alright, recall your drone, we'll move as soon as they're back.
Jaune hit the recall on his pad,, and stood up to brush off the snow from his legs.
Jaune: Okay, listen up everyone; We're dealing with at least eight, Sabyr's, and one, Alpha Sabyr. They're all in the same place so we don't have to divided up. As soon as the drones are back we will head inside. Yang, you, and I are on point. Winter, and Weiss will be in the middle, and Ruby, and Blake will take up the rear. Okay?
Ruby: What? Why am I stuck in the back?
Jaune: Yang, and I will take the front because we are frontline fighters. We're the heavy hitters, and we can take a beating. We'll keep the enemy at bay while the rest of you whittle them down.
Jaune: Weiss, and Winter, are in the middle to provide support with their semblances. Be that with ranged attacks, barriers, whatever else their rather versatile semblance can do.
Jaune: While you, Ruby, will be with, Blake, and protect the rear. You job is to make sure nothing comes up, and attacks us from behind. And, if anything does come too close, Blake will engage to keep them off the, Schnee's. While you whittle them down with your sniper rifle, and protect the rear.
Jaune: Understood?
Ruby: But, I want...?!
Jaune: Understood!
Ruby: Y-Yes...!
Jaune: Good. Let's go team!
Yang: Since when was, Jaune so... so...?
Blake: Commanding...?
Yang: Yeah... something like that...
Weiss: He was a team leader... maybe he was always like this, we just never saw it.
Ruby: Yeah... but, he never seemed so angry though...
Weiss: Well, I can think of several reason why he might seem...?!
Jaune: Team RWBY! Form up!
Weiss: Yes!
Yang: Sorry!
Blake: Was he always like this?!
Ruby: How am I supposed to know?
Blake: Well, aren't you his best friend?
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Was I...?
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The fight with the, Sabyr's was done. Barely even five minutes had past, barely anyone's aura's had been touched, and even if they were hit, it was barely even a drop from the bucket. All in all, Jaune thought the mission was a resounding success. However, there was one thing that he did not like.
Ruby: Yeah! We did it! We did...?!
Jaune: Ruby!
Ruby: We... d-did it...?
Jaune: What the hell were you doing?
Ruby: C-Celebrating our victory...?
Jaune: Really? Well, I think you should be celebrating the fact, that you got, Weiss killed.
Ruby: What?! She's just fine, she wasn't hurt at all!
Jaune: Luckily she wasn't. But, your job was to stay behind, and protect her in case she was attacked. And, here you are, with me, and, Yang, at the frontline.
Ruby: I-I was k-killing the, Alpha Sabyr...
Jaune: Really? You came up here to kill the, Sabyr? Did you not think, Yang, or I can handle it all on our own? Or, did you think that, Weiss, and Winter couldn't provide adequate support?
Ruby: N-No you guys could have handled it...
Jaune: Then why did you rush forward, and basically commit what others would call a kill steal? Blake stayed in the rear, she ran out, and covered, Winter when that, Sabyr tried to flank her. But, after she dealt with that, Sabyr she pulled back, and covered the rear, and continued to provide fire support.
Jaune: Of which; Nice job there, Blake. I didn't know you were that good of a shot. Nice job.
Blake: Oh... Thank you, Jaune...
Jaune: But, you, Ruby... What were you thinking?
Ruby: W-Well... All the, Grimm were dead... A-and, I saw an o-opening... so I took it...
Jaune: So you do think that, Yang, or myself couldn't deal with it then?
Ruby: N-no, I didn't say that!
Jaune: Vocally, no. But, your actions prove to the contradictory. We could, and would have handled this, but you had to come in because you thought you could do it better.
Ruby: No, I didn't mean to do that!
Jaune: So then you meant for, Weiss to get killed?
Ruby: What?! Of course not!
Jaune: Then why did you leave your post? If you did this while we were in the middle a fight with the, Sabyr's, and Weiss was mid casting, and a, Sabyr flanked her. What did you think could have happen?
Ruby: W-Weiss is a, Huntress! She can protect herself!
Jaune: Yeah, she is a, Huntress, and yes, she can protect herself. But, your job as a, Huntress is to protect people, and that includes your fellow, Hunter's. Your job was to stay in the back, and protect, Weiss. It doesn't matter if, Weiss can save herself, or the fact there was no more, Grimm around. You job was to stay in the back, and protect your friends. Do you understand that, Ruby.
Ruby: Y-Yes... I-I'll make sure it doesn't happen again...
Jaune: Make sure you do, least you live to regret it.
Ruby wilted under, Jaune's comments; His words were not harsh, nor cruel. But, they radiated the energy of a disappointed father disciplining their wayward child. But, what made it worse is that she knew he was right. She did screw up, and if she didn't listen to him, Weiss, Blake, or Yang. Anyone of them could have gotten hurt, or worse.
Jaune: Alright then... Let's get out of here. Winter, can you make the call for an evac?
Winter: On it.
The team of four, Huntresses followed behind the two, Specialists, and while they thought they should feel good about a job well done. They all agreed that they failed in another way, a way they did not expect that they would fail. Leaving the four, Huntresses in a sour mood all the way back to, Atlas.
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Back at, Atlas Academy, in the dorm room, assigned to the members of, Team RWBY, a conversation was being held about the latest news they had just heard. And, one of them was quite upset about this latest development she would voice her rage, a fact she made evident rather vocally.
Nora: What?! Jaune's a, Specialists?!
Weiss: Yeah, he is...
Nora: Why didn't he tell us?!
Weiss: He didn't tell anyone anything.
Blake: He's been a, Specialist for nearly two weeks?
Yang: A week, and a half.
Blake: A week, and a half, Jaune's had plenty of time to tell us if he wanted to. But, he didn't...
Nora: But, why?!
Ren: ...
Weiss: Penny, you work with the, Specialists, how come you didn't tell us he joined them?
Penny: I do not spend as much time as you may think with the, Specialists. Unless ordered to by, General Ironwood, I do not get assigned with them on missions. Considering I have not spent any time assigned with the, Specialist as of late, I would not have been notified that, Jaune Arc was assigned to the, Specialists.
Ren: Did he say how this happened?
Blake: Jaune said, Winter scouted him ,and offered him a spot on the team.
Ren: When did that happen?
Blake: AS, Yang said: Jaune became a, Specialist a week, and a half ago.
Ren: A week, and a half ago...? Then he joined the, Specialists... the day after, Ruby's birthday, or it could have been done on her birthday...
Yang: Ruby's birthday...?
Penny: He did reject your invitation... so, maybe that's why he didn't show up?
Nora: But, why didn't he tell us anything about this?!
Blake: Did he have to...?
Weiss: What?
Nora: What does that mean?!
Blake: Jaune, doesn't consider us... any of us to be his friends. If he doesn't consider us friends, why would he have to tell us anything?
Nora: That's... no that's not...?!
Blake: And, look at how he scolded, Ruby! He's never done that before. It... it was... shocking...
Oscar: W-What did he do?
Yang: Jaune had a simple battle plan for this mission: Me, and Jaune would be in the front, being the tanks. Weiss, and her sister were in the middle providing support. And, Blake along with, Ruby take up the rear. Simple plan, and it worked flawlessly. But, Ruby then, broke formation...
Ren: She broke formation?
Blake: Ruby was meant to stay in the back to snipe any of the, Grimm, or to help, Weiss if one of them flanked her. When only the, Alpha Sabyr was left, Ruby saw an opening, and killed it. Jaune was angry that she broke formation, and left, Weiss exposed.
Ruby: He wasn't angry...
Ruby's voice came out as a quiet whisper. Everyone turned to look at, Ruby, she had tucked her knees to her chest, and rest her face on them as she curled herself up in blankets as she tried to make herself as small as possible to hide away from the world.
Nora: W-What was that, Ruby...?
Ruby: Jaune wasn't angry at me... He was disappointed in me... His voice didn't show any rage, his voice was calm, smooth, and controlled... But, it radiated disappointment... Disappointment in me... He expected better of me... and, I failed him...
Ruby pulled the blanket over her face, but one could all tell based on how her body shook that she was crying, Yang walked over, and sat on the bed with her, pulling her sisters body against her as she gently rubbed her through the blanket.
Weiss: Has, Jaune... has, Jaune ever acted this way to you two?
Ren: No, no he hasn't. He's never been angry, or anything close to it with us... Annoyed at, Nora's antics yes, but who hasn't?
Nora: Hey?!
Oscar: So, Jaune's changed...
Yang: Yeah, he has... but, how has he changed...?
Blake: He grew up...
Weiss: 'He grew up?' What do you mean by that, Blake?
Blake: We keep treating, Jaune as if he's still that dork... 'Vomit boy,' from, Beacon. That dork died with, Pyrrha. He's been growing up all on his own since then. He's become a new person since then, and because we were never watching him... We never notice him changing...
Weiss: And, while, Jaune was growing up... and, we stayed the same...
Nora: ...
Nora: W-What can we do then...? There's gotta be something right?
Blake: We give up, Nora... Jaune's already given up on us... we just have to accept it...
Nora: N-N-No.... No we can't... w-w-w-we can't give up on, Jaune... No! We can't give up on, Jaune! We.. we can't.. w-we can't...
Nora fell to her knees as tears fell down her face like a water fall, Ren got up, and knelt down with her, pulling her into a hug.
It seems like now they would finally understand the harsh truth of the world.
Jaune had given up on them. Now, it was time to accept that. No matter how much it will hurt, they had to accept it.
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reashot · 4 months ago
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But I'm Your GF!/Finally Some Arkos.
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Pyrrha:
*glug*
*glug*
*exhale*
Barkeep, another!
Junior: I think you had enough.
Pyrrha: *throws glass*
Junior: Motherfu....
Pyrrha: I will tell you when I have enough!!!
Now pour me a drink, you sorry excuse for a bartender!
Junior: Okay sheesh. Don't blame me when you end up dead in a ditch.
*pours a stiff one*
Pyrrha: *glug*
*exhale*
See! That wasn't so hard now was it!
And leave the bottle.
Junior: *rolls eyes*
Hey Blondie you might want to keep your girlfriend from drinking herself to death. Just a small piece of advice.
Jaune: Uhmm... Pyrr. Don't you think you need to stop.
Pyrrha: *downs the entire glass*
And whose fault is that I have to drink so much in the first place?
Jaune: Me. But you only asked me to talk about my day?
Pyrrha: And you always talked about Ruby, Ruby, Ruby! I'm your girlfriend, Jaune!
Why won't you talk about me more!?
Jaune: Well I can't help it. Ruby is my friend and we share a lot of interests together.
Pyrrha: But I'm your partner.
I've been there for you from the start. I helped you with your training.
She didn't do anything!
Jaune: Hey now, Ruby sometimes helps me out too.
Pyrrha: Why are you always defending her!?
Tell me Jaune are you sleeping with her. Is that it?
Because that makes a lot of sense.
Jaune: Me with Ruby? No way!
We're just friend.
Pyrrha: J-just a friend?!!
I saw how you looked at Ruby. What kind of friend look at each other like that?
I also saw you cuddling with her on a sofa in the break room and on a bed.
Jaune: Ruby likes to cuddle, that's her way of showing affection and she sometimes gets very lonely at night.
Pyrrha: What?! She only ever did it with you!
Jaune: What can I say. Ruby just felt safer around me for some reason. That's what best friends usually are.
Pyrrha: Best friend! Best friend! Tell me Jaune does best friend shower together after training?
Jaune: Simple. She's my shower buddy. We're just showering together because we want to do our part to save water.
Junior: By the brothers, kid. What's wrong with you.
Pyrrha: Y-you are u-unbelieavable!!!
*stands up from her chair*
Hey everyone!
*belch*
My boyfriend is cheating on me with his best friend!
Jaune: Please, calm down Pyrrha...
Pyrrha: You don't get to calm me down. You cheater!
You think you can just do whatever you want just because you have a big dick!
Hey everyone did you know that my boyfriend's dick is so goddamn big that it should come with a choking hazard sign!
And he is such a great lover that he can make you cum multiple times with just his finger!
Crowd: *gasp*
Junior: Well that's my cue to stay away. You're on your own kid.
Jaune: Okay Pyrrha. Please come down from there let's talk about this at home. We don't need to make a scene.
Pyrrha: Then how come you never asked me to cuddle or shower with you?! Don't you know that I love you so much?
Jaune: I know that. And I'm sorry for making you feel that way. But rest assured that whatever feeling I have for Ruby is nothing like I have with you.
Pyrrha: *cry*
I'm sorry babe.... I know you and Ruby are just friends. And I agree that Ruby is a nice girl to hang out with.
It's just that every time you talk about her and be all happy about it. I felt a little neglected. I want to hang out with you too you know.
Jaune: Well maybe we can hang out together. All three of us.
Pyrrha: *sniffs* I-I mean if she's cool with it.
*doze off*
Jaune: Then I guess we will ask her together.
Pyrrha: *snore*
Jaune: Oh, I guess you're asleep now.
I'm sorry for everything my girlfriend does Junior. You can put it on my team's tab.
Junior: Urgh. Tell you what kid, it's on the house. Just get her the hell out of here.
Jaune: *heave*
???: Hey handsome. Here's my number if You want to hook up later.
Jaune: Uh... Thanks?
Back at the dorm
Ruby: Jaune, Pyrrha? What happened we were worried sick waiting for you... And why is she smelled like uncle Qrow before noon?
Pyrrha: Ugh...
*belch*
Ruby, keep your hands off... hrugh... My man.
Ruby: Excuse me?
Jaune: My guess is she just has too much to drink.
Ruby: Then we better put her to bed. I mean the rest of the team is already in one after they get tired of waiting.
Jaune: Thanks, Rubes.
*puts Pyrrha to bed*
By the way do you want to have a late night shower with me before we get to sleep? I've been sweating all night.
Ruby: Well... I mean it is good for the environment if we shower together...
So okay.
Pyrrha: * a single tear rolling down her cheek*
Jaune... You liar...
Then the both of them shower together. And nothing is going on between them inside the shower because they're just really good friends.
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howlingday · 3 months ago
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Jaune Arc is NOT Human
MEANWHILE AT NEW BEACON
Jaune: And that's how I beat Roman Torchwick!
Ruby: Yeah, that's great, Jaune. I think we've all foughten Roman Torchwick at least once here.
Jaune: Not as a normal human being, you haven't~.
Weiss: You do realize I'm human, too, right?
Jaune: Well, Weiss Schnee is human, but White Glyph? That's, uh- That's just not the same thing.
Weiss: Really?!
Jaune: No powers, no nothin'! Just the peak of human condition!
Oscar: Do you even still believe that?
Jaune: What do you mean?
Oscar: It's just that, with all the things you've been able to do, would you really still consider yourself a "normal human being"?
Jaune: I'm- I'm not following.
Ruby: Look, it's been fun, picking on you for being the one guy not starting out with aura or having a semblance from the start, but the whole "just a human" thing is starting to lose some steam with all the looney toons logic you've been throwing around recently.
Jaune: Like what?
Ruby: Well, there was that time you tanked a hit from the FUCKING ARGUS COLOSSUS with just your aura and walked it off?!
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Ruby: Or the time you hit Cinder so fucking hard that the shockwave triggered a FOUR TON CHAIN TO SHAKE?!
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Ruby: I mean, for fuck's sakes, Jaune! Every day, you're taking hits with the same kind of force that the REST OF US have to have years of training and stamina to deal with, but you just get right back up! We can't be in the same realm of durability! I'm the silver-eyed warrior, but you're the blue-eyed punching bag!
Jaune: Oh, come on! I've been hurt pretty bad in the past, too, y'know!
Ruby: Yeah, back at the start, but even then, you couldn't do half the shit you're doing now!
Jaune: Peak human conditioning and years of training, Ruby! What else can I say~?
Oscar: Jaune, the Argus Colossus is designed to fight literal kaijus! What fighting technique did Pyrrha Nikos teach you that allowed you to fight literal building-leveling damage?
Jaune: Actually, that was something I picked up while you guys were taking the train to Argus.
Ruby: Look. we're all huntresses and huntsmen here, and sure, we can get away with a bunch of bullshit on the regular, but maybe we should, like, sweep away the whole "just human" thing after everything we've already talked about? Because at some point, we're just- We are well and far past that.
Jaune: Yeah, but I'm still just a regular, human being.
Weiss: Be serious!
Jaune: Literally anyone can do what I do! All you need is time, energy, patience, discipline, and a- and a really good therapist. Like an insanely good therapist. Like, more good than you think good enough is. Which, uh, it should be a given, but like, way, way more than you could ever think you could hope to think is just good enough.
Jaune: Wait a minute, I know what this is! You guys are just upset that an average joe like me can stand up to the likes of you!
Weiss: What do you mean average?! Were you listening at all?!
Jaune: Yeah, you mad~.
Ruby: You want to talk "average joe"? How about Uncle Qrow? You think he's capable of pulling half the shit you've done?
Jaune: Well, no, but, well, Qrow is like, well, mid-tier human conditioning. You have to aim a little bit higher to get to that.
Oscar: You have a human tier system?
Jaune: Yeah, see, he put all his points into alcoholism and bad luck bullshit, but I'm kinda more of an- More of an even spread kind of human.
Ruby: JAUNE, I WATCHED YOU BENCH AN 8000 POUND GRIMM!
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Ruby: YOU ARE NOT JUST A HUMAN BEING!
Jaune: AND DO YOU KNOW WHY I CAN DO THAT?!
Ruby: Oh, why? Because you're basically Batman-
Jaune: BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT WHAT I DO!
Ruby: ...A-Alright?
Jaune: And because I'm basically Batman!
Ruby: (Group groans) THAT DOES IT! I want a fucking DNA test!
Jaune: And you know what you're gonna find? I'm 99% human, 1% depression!
Ruby: You're 1% depression?
Jaune: You want a DNA test, that's what you're gonna find!
Weiss: What does that even mean?!
Jaune: Exactly what it means!
Ruby: Wait, I... A-Are you being serious?
Jaune: I wouldn't joke about this, Ruby!
Ruby: So your DNA is, like, 99% human and 1%, like, the concept of depression?
Oscar: How would you even achieve that?
Jaune: Hey, the technology is right there! Anything's possible with the right amount of time and therapy, and- and good therapy? Again, forget it.
Oscar: Jaune, if you're really as human, and normal human at that as you say you are, aren't you just the least bit concerned about the negative effects your lifestyle has on your body when it all eventually catches up to you?
Jaune: Listen, I am in peak human condition, and what that means is that I've pushed the human form to near absolute perfection. I am an example to all others that it doesn't take super-powers to make a difference. That anyone willing to push themselves to greatness can achieve that greatness and go even further beyond!
Jaune: I am at my absolute prime, and I'm only going to get better and better! I'm gonna live fore- (Collapses)
Oscar: ...
Weiss: I think he had a stroke.
Oscar: That is pretty human.
Weiss: Oh, yeah. Got us there.
Ruby: Yup, pretty human.
Oscar: ...
Ruby: ...
Weiss: Y'know, it's a room full of huntresses and I... I'm just noticing that none of us are doing anything here.
Oscar: That is pretty weird.
Ruby: You're right, yeah. We're just kinda just sitting here.
Weiss: ...We should probably- Probably bring him to a hospital, or something, right?
Ruby: ...Yeah.
DIRECTED BY HOWLINGDAY ORIGINAL BY SOLID JJ
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bridgyrose · 13 days ago
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Prompt: what would Adam's death scene look like if Ladybug was the main pairing?
(Okay, finally got around to writing this. Maybe one day I'll do a whole au from the Fall of Beacon centering around Ruby and Blake's relationship and how it got to this point)
“Are you sure you dont want me to come with?” Ruby asked as she reached the treeline near the communications tower with Blake. 
Blake took a few steps closer towards the tower. “More intruders means a higher chance at getting caught. Besides, we’ll need to keep out of sight and your scythe-” 
Ruby folded her arms across her chest as she listened to Blake. 
“-I mean I’ll be quick and come back soon,” Blake said as she turned around with a smile. “And this is still your plan. If anything happens, they’ll need your guidance.” 
Ruby relaxed her arms and leaned against a tree. “Go, I’ll wait here for you.” 
“I’ll be back soon.” 
Ruby nodded and pressed on her comm to speak to her team. “We’re in position.” 
“I’ll be continuing on foot,” Blake said over the comms. 
“Great,” Jaune answered back. “Now all we have to do is wait for Weiss to get out of range and for Blake to take care of the radar tower.” 
Ruby took a few, deep breaths to relax herself as she watched her scroll and waited for Weiss to be out of range. Once Weiss’s signal died out, she found herself watching the tower once more as she waited for Blake.
Her attention went back to her scroll as she saw Weiss come back in range of the communications tower, her heart nearly stopping. Blake was supposed to be back by now with the tower disabled. 
“Blake?” Yang asked over the comms. “Is everything alright?” 
“I’m going to check on her,” Ruby answered back, racing towards the tower. She stopped when she saw some of the destruction around it: gunshot marks in the metal around the tower, the Argus soldiers that were supposed to be on duty killed, one of the cables snapped… and then the footprints leading away from the tower and towards the waterfall. 
It didnt take her long to see that there were two sets of footprints, one from Blake and the other from someone that seemed to be chasing her. She used her semblance to follow the footprints faster, glad Qrow had spent all that time teaching her how to track. Her heart raced as she pushed herself as quickly as she could, dropping out of the cloud of rose petals once she heard a few gunshots. On instinct, she rushed up into the air with her semblance, dropped out of it, unfurled her scythe, and then started to use the momentum of her fall along with a few shots from her sniper attachment to make her way towards the gunshots. 
Ruby ran on instinct. A member of her team, the woman she loved, was in trouble and she was not about to let her face whatever was going on alone. As she drew closer, she could hear the sounds of fighting as metal struck metal. She kept her finger steady on the trigger, continuing to use each shot to boost her speed until she reached the edge of the cliff. Her eyes widened as she saw Blake on the ground with Adam standing above her. With one more shot, she threw herself over the cliff and dove straight at Adam. 
Adam readied his blade, moving slowly towards Blake. “So, Blake, how does it feel to be alone?”
Blake used her semblance to avoid the strike from Adam. “I’m… not alone.” 
Ruby yelled as she used the momentum of her fall to swing her scythe at Adam, catching him with the back of her scythe and throwing him back. She landed just in front of Blake, aiming the sniper portion of her scythe at Adam as she took a few deep breaths to calm herself as she stared down at Adam. 
Once Adam steadied his footing, her glared at Ruby. “You.” 
Blake smiled, then dropped to her knees, wincing in pain as she held her side. 
Ruby took a few steps back, eyes and weapon still trained on Adam. “Its okay Blake, take a few to catch your breath. I’ll hold him off until then.” 
“She’s right, Blake,” Adam said as he readied his sword once more. “She and I have some… unfinished business.” 
Ruby gripped the shaft of her scythe tightly, her mechanical hand magnetizing to it. Her eyes stayed on Adam as she waited for him to make a move. Finally, Adam rushed at her and she rushed in to meet him. 
Adam rushed at her with a flurry of strikes, using his semblance to let out the energy he had stored up. All Ruby could do was use her scythe to block each strike, getting knocked back until she found an opening. She smirked as she used her semblance to get around him, striking at him and putting him on the defensive as he used his sword to block each strike. 
“Ruby, you need to be careful!” Blake called out as she started to stand up again. “His semblance is like Yang’s! He absorbs energy in his sword and dishes it back twice as hard!” 
Ruby’s eyes widened as Adam used his semblance once more, slashing furiously at her. Ruby moved her scythe to block the strikes and used her mechanical arm to brace against each strike. And still, the force of the blows managed to push her back. 
“Ruby!” Blake yelled out. 
Ruby took a few breaths, glad that her scythe held up to the blows as she tried to regain her footing. “Leave us alone. This is your last chance.” 
Adam grinned as she watched Ruby’s fingers start to tremble, lowering his sword. “Do you really think that? Or are you really hoping to scare me away so you dont have to die protecting her?” 
“She’s not protecting me,” Blake said as she walked over to Ruby and took her hand.. “And I’m not protecting her either. We’re protecting each other.” 
Ruby gave Blake a small smile before going back to focus on Adam. She took a deep breath to steady herself, her fingers squeezing against Blake’s. And yet, now wasnt the time to relax. Not while Adam stood in front of them ready to tear them apart. 
“You couldnt win at Haven, so what makes you think you can win now?” Adam asked. 
“Because I dont have a choice!” Blake yelled out as she took a step forward. “I have people who care about me now and I promised them I wouldnt leave again. I have no plan dying now.” 
Adam turned to look at Ruby, smirking at her as he spoke again. “She made a promise like that to me too. That she’d *never* leave my side. And look where she is now.” 
“Was that to you, or to the person you used to be?” Ruby asked. 
Adam took a breath and looked at Blake once more before drawing his sword again. “You’ve made your choice… and I’ve made mine.” 
Ruby and Blake rushed towards Adam as he rushed towards them, and soon, the sound of metal hitting metal filled the air around them. Ruby used her scythe to keep distance from Adam as he continued to strike at her, only using her scythe to block each hit to try to keep him from gaining any more force for his semblance while Blake used the broken blade of her sword to get a few strikes on Adam before taking hold of the ribbon and throwing the bottom half of Gambol Shroud to catch Adam’s legs. 
Adam grinned as he blocked it, swatting it away like a fly. “Is that the best you can do?” 
Ruby used her semblance to grab the bottom half of Gambol Shrould and swung Blake at Adam, smiling as she watched her ready for a strike with her sheath. And then, she froze as she watched Blake get swatted to the cliff side, her aura flickering before she fell. “Blake!” 
“This is the moment of truth for you, Ruby,” Adam said as he sheathed his sword. “Do you really think you’re faster now than you were at Beacon?” 
“I guess we’ll find out,” Ruby said quietly, her fingers starting to shake as her mind stayed on Blake. She had just gotten her back and she wasnt ready to lose her again. Which meant she needed to finish this fight and quick. 
Adam unsheathed his blade with a grin and rushed at her. Once again, Ruby found herself blocking each strike with her scythe, spinning it around to keep Adam from gaining any ground on her, each strike pushing her back. Finally she found an opening and started to strike back, keeping the force of her own strikes low to not fuel him. 
“Just hit me already!” Adam yelled out. “You’re a coward just like her, always running away!” 
Ruby used her semblance to avoid a few strikes and to give her a bit of distance as she took a few shots at Adam before rushing in for another strike. Her eyes stayed on Adam’s blade as he blocked each shot and started to block her strikes, looking for another opening. 
“What does she even see in you?!” 
Ruby’s eyes widened once more as she watched Adam’s blade start to glow as he brought it down for one more swing. She quickly readied herself, blocking the strike with her scythe as a cloud of dust formed around her from the energy released from Adam’s semblance. 
As the dust started to clear, Ruby turned her scythe and pulled the trigger for the sniper attachment, the blade slicing through Adam’s wrist. Her aura shimmered and broke and her fingers trembled as she watched Adam’s hand drop to the ground, still holding the sword. 
Adam pulled back, holding his wrist where his hand had been, glaring at Ruby. “You bitch!” 
“Its… over, Adam,” Ruby said between as she folded up her scythe. She kicked the sword and hand away, and a smile crossed her lips as she watched Blake make her way back to the top of the cliff. 
“Its not over until I say its over,” Adam growled out as he lunged for one of the broken pieces of Gambol Shroud. 
Ruby used her semblance to reach the pistol of Gambol shroud first, picking it up and slamming it into his chest as Blake slammed the other half of her broken blade into Adam. She pulled hers out of Adam as he pulled back, her heart stopping as she watched him reach for the wound in his chest. 
“Oh…” was the last word that came out of Adam’s mouth as he fell to the ground, motionless. 
Ruby raced to Blake as she dropped to her knees crying, and pulled her into a tight hug. “Its over. Its finally over.” 
Blake hugged Ruby back, tears still running down her cheeks and hands shaking. “I wont break my promise. I wont.” 
“I know you wont.” Ruby rubbed Blake’s back and took a few deep breaths to steady her own fingers and heart, her eyes going to Adam’s severed hand. “And I’ll never be like him. I promise.” 
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Consequences Of Your Own Actions
After team RWBY and Jaune had arrived back to Remmant and reunite with everyone. They hold a party together as RWBY and Jaune retell most of what happened after they fall and listen to what had happened while they were in the Ever After.
About Jaune stuck at the ever after, his journey with Alyx and Lewis, which they were surprised of, meeting team RWBY, and their story how they get back.
Ruby try to keep the whole drinking poison as a secret, since it was pretty mess up, but Yang won’t allow her little sister to suffer alone anymore and just tell them straight up what she did and the reason. Safe to say, most of them were horrified from their expression, especially Qrow.
Ruby: Yang! You weren’t supposed to say that.
Qrow didn’t let to continue as he grabbed Ruby by the shoulder and yelling at her.
Qrow: Ruby! What were you thinking?!
Ruby: I-I didn’t… *Sigh* I am sorry for causing more trouble…
Qrow: What? There’s nothing you did that you have to say sorry *Sigh* I have already lost your mom, Ruby… I can’t lose you too… so please, if this whole stuff is weighting you down or the pressure are too much. Speak to me, your friends, sister, or your dad. Let one of us carried some of burden. Not because we think you are worthless or you couldn’t handle it. But because we cared of you. Can you at least do that for me?
This cause her to choke a bit, tears welling up in her eyes as a sob leave.
Ruby: … I will try, uncle Qrow, I will…
Qrow: That is good for now
Ruby: I love you, Uncle Qrow… *Buried her face into his chest and hugged him tightly*
Qrow: Love you too, Pipsqueak *Ruffled her hair*
Yang smiled at all of this, happy that she could help Ruby after being a failure of a sister for not being able to noticed her sister’s trouble. Qrow noticed her and opened his right arm, gestured her to come in as well with a smirk which she replied by accepting the hug.
At the same time, Jaune simply stared at the family with a slight smiled before feeling someone wrapping their hands around his waist as he looked to the side to find sad Nora.
Nora: You must felt so alone… waiting there for years… alone…
Jaune: …Yes… yes it was… *Wrapped his arm around Nora and deepen the hug, tears slowly emerged from his eyes*
Ren open his mouth to say something but hesitant a bit, mouth tremble as his eyes wander to the side.
Ren: Jaune…
This get the attention of the knight.
Ren: *Takes a deep breath*… While you were gone, I couldn't help but reflect on old memories, and all I could say was...… I am sorry for yelling at you back at the snow storm. It wasn’t right of me to put the blame on you when I have watched how much effort to grow stronger and your desired to become a huntsman. While I become one just for my selfish desire and following Nora… I am really sorry…
Jaune: Ren… It’s okay, I have already forgive you
Ren stared with wide eyes.
Jaune: Come on, don’t be so shock. You are my brother from another family, of course I forgive you after I have the times to myself. Now come here and give your brother a hug as I really needed one right now.
Ren stood there, not knowing what to do with that information but decide to step in to hug his girlfriend and brother together with a smile, as if a weight had been lifted from his shoulder. After those beautiful and cute moments, Jaune had finally ready to reveal the news. Well, more like being pressure by the voice in his head.
Jaune: I guess you all should meet my new partner from now on
This grab the mind of most of the people there, remembering about Juniper in the story.
Nora: Are we going to meet Juniper? Did she follow along? Where is she? I can’t wait to feel her fur and ride her into battle against Grimm. That is one of my dream!
This only cause Jaune to laugh awkwardly as he pulled off from the hug and stand a feet away from them
Jaune: No, he is someone I extremely despise but I don’t have any say in this partnership so here we are
Jaune closed his eyes and letting air leave his lungs as everyone watch him, awaiting what he gonna do next. The next time he open his eyes, they weren’t met with the usual blue eyes, instead, the saw purple and neon blue eyes with a grins that stretch to inhumanly size as his voice distorted with an another voice.
Jaune(CC): Oh, how nice it is to finally able to move *Breathed in* Is this how the air in Remmant feels like? They aren’t much different to my old home but they sure feel a lot fresher.
Everyone, beside team RWBY, just stared confusedly at Jaune? As he looked around the room with a big smile before stopping at Oscar.
Jaune(CC): *Appeared in front of Oscar, scaring him a bit* You must the boy name Oscar whose has an old wizard soul inside you. So, how does that work? Did the wizard pick his next host or is it just random? If it is random, is there anything conditions it must met before you are transfer to said person? I am really curious.
Oscar: Huh? What?
Jaune(CC): *Gasp as he push away Oscar* Are those chicken nuggets dinosaur you have said you miss eating? I wonder how it taste *Rushed forwards and shove a hand full of nuggets into his mouth, chewing and swallowing the whole thing in seconds, before doing the same with the rest of the food*
Those who weren’t at the Ever After just stared, no sound made, no action made to stop him from eating. Just watch as Jaune? drink a bucket of chocolate milk.
Ruby: Okay, I know you all may be confused as to why is happening at this moment
Nora: I will be the first to asked it. What in the hell happened to Fearless Leader? One second he seem normal, now he had become a child-like state who are amazed by everything around him. Did Jaune-Jaune get possessed by a curious being that seriously want to know about our home while in the Ever After?
Ruby: *Blinked* Wow… that is pretty much what had happened
Yang: So yeah, Vomit-boy here is possessed by the Curious Cat
Qrow: The cat from the story?
Team RWBY nodded.
Qrow: Well, fuck my ass. I guess he had joined into the “Two soul in one body” club *Slipped one lien into the swear jar in Ruby’s hands, don’t ask where she get that from*
Oscar: The what club now?
Qrow decided to not answer that.
Emerald: So how do we separated them?
Blake: That is the thing, we are unable nor know how to do so. Even the blacksmith said that their soul has fuse together that forcing them apart could be extremely dangerous, possibly kill them.
Emerald: And what now? Are they gonna stuck like that for the rest of their lives?
Weiss: No, that doesn’t mean we won’t stop trying to find a way. I will ask the scientists and doctor around if they have some idea. *Looked at Oscar* And sir, could you perhaps give us the blue print of the machine that could transfer the maiden power? I am not certain it will work but it won’t hurt to look into the blue print of it.
Oscar(Ozpin): *Took control* I would advise you to not use that machine, it’s only supposed to be the last resort due to how taxing and dangerous to one soul. The only reason we use it was to keep Amber alive and not let the maiden power fall onto Salem’s hands, it was a desperate attempt which I regretted even up to this point.
Weiss: I am aware of the risk sir and I would like not to use this as well. However, maybe we could look into the machine to find out how the soul work, deconstructing its function and rebuild it, making it a bit more safer for the person in it. Just as a last resort of course
Oscar(OZ): *Nod* if you are that willing, I will draw the blueprint for you to look at. I just hope it won’t end this way. *Gives control back to Oscar*
Oscar: *Look at Jaune(CC) who was eating watermelon with its skin* Should we stop him before he got stomach ache?
Qrow: You kidding? From how much the brat is eating, he will probably go into a food coma in a couple of minutes.
After he said that, all of Team RWBY, (J)N(P)R, and Oscar rushed in to hold Jaune(CC) down before he could stuff a whole chicken into his mouth.
Next days
Jaune could be seen sitting near the toilet, holding it like it was the only thing keeping him alive as he vomit into it. Tears began to emerged from his dull neon purple and blue eyes, half-lidded from nausea as he rest his cheeks against the toilet sit.
CC: Jaune… please switch with me… I don’t like this feelings…
Jaune: Screw that, you were the one who eat all of the foods. Then you must deal with the consequences of your own actions
CC: Please Jaune… I am really sorry for eating and drinking all of those nuggets, salad, fish, steak, cake, chocolate milk, orange juice, coffee… *Vomit*
Jaune: Wow, so this is how it feels to be the passenger of my own body? Just the feeling of floating on a cloud with my own thoughts. No responsibilities, no dizziness you are feeling right now, just a bliss, comfy feeling of existing. It’s kinda nice.
Jaune(CC) just whimper as his stomach grumble once again.
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Ruby: Okay has anyone noticed anything wrong with Jaune?
Yang: Ruby he is in therapy. He’s fine.
Ruby: I know but that’s not the problem.
Weiss: She right he’s kind of been off lately.
Nora: What do you mean?
Blake: Jaune seems to get easily frustrated and distracted.
Nora: I mean when is he never?
Ruby: Yeah but you would think Jaune being in therapy he would not get like that so easily.
Yang: He’s probably having a hard time readjusting.
Ren: But it has been months though.
Nora: It’s a slow recover.
Ren: But it’s seems to be happening in a pattern.
Oscar: How so?
Emerald: It’s what causes him to lack focus and push him.
Yang: Wait does Jaune want to fight someone?
Blake: How are you not looking?
Qrow: What are you all talking about?
Ruby: Jaune’s issue.
Qrow: Yeah I noticed it.
Ruby: Really?
Qrow: Yeah and I understand. The struggle is real. He needs to get it.
Nora: So he does want to fight someone.
Ren: Nora, come on, keep up.
Oscar: None of you are making sense.
Ozpin: Oscar it’s obvious.
Oscar: What is?
Jaune: Hi, everyone.
Ruby: Oh.
Weiss: Wow Jaune you look... happy.
Jaune: Yeah I finally got what I needed to get the edge off.
Blake: *laughs and sarcastically*Really? By who?
Jaune: By Elm.
RWBQRE: *chew drop*
Jaune: Yeah, it was fun. And I feel a lot better now.
Blake: (No freakin way. With their height difference and her body mass.)
Yang: Well I’m glad you are okay.
Nora: Dang you and Elm must have went all out in the sparring match.
RWB, Qrow, Ren and Emerald: (What the fuck? They can’t be-)
Jaune: Yeah… ... a ‘sparring match’. Yeah.
Ren: (BULLSHIT! HE HAS TO BE LYING!)
Yang: How many rounds did you two go? I bet I could go more rounds than her.
Blake: YANG!!!
Yang: What?
Nora: Yeah Yang, you can go ten but I can go twenty.
Ren: *face palm* Nora please.
Nora: Ren come on you know I can do it.
Ruby and Weiss: (Idiots. The both of them.)
Oscar: Um-(covered)
Emerald: Shut up. You’ll thank me later once we talk.
Jaune: Sorry, Yang and Nora but I lost count after five.
Blake:(NO! No freaking way! You got to be lying! There is no way without getting your back broken.)
Ren: (How much frustration have you been holding?! And how come I couldn’t see it?!)
Ruby: Blake are you okay? You look frustrated.
Blake: Nothing Ruby.
Yang: Well okay we’ll ask Elm tomorrow.
Jaune: Um. I wouldn’t.
Nora: And why not?
Jaune: Reasons. (I over did it.)
Yang: Jaune there is no need to be embarrassed, we already know. She pinned you.
Jaune: (Oh hell no! F you too,) You know what, ask her tomorrow. She’ll give you both the juicy details. See you later.
Nora: Glad you’re okay Jaune.
The Next day
Yang: Hey Elm.
Elm: *tired and yawns* Hello.
Nora: Wow you look horrible.
Elm: What did you expect? Your friends was beast.
Yang: What you mean? Jaune was on an island for I don’t know how long. Of course he be difficult but he couldn't beat you.
Jaune: You know we talk outside if you want.
Elm: Yes, I see. No wonder he was bit ruff last night.
Blake: (NO!)
Ren: (No. No. No! No way possible.)
Qrow:(Damn, he actually hit that. And survived.)
Emerald: (How much heat was he packing?)
Jaune: I’m sorry. I know I over did it. I was overwhelmed.
Elm: Don’t worry you did wonders for me. Especially on your first try.
Yang: Yeah but--- wait “first try?” “Last night?”
Nora: … … …
Jaune: I mean I know I could have done better.
Elm: You were fine. Especially after round ten. You were a monster.
Nora: No. No. No way.
Yang: Impossible.
Elm: In fact my body is still sore after that. It was miracle I was able to stand up at all.
Oscar: *blushes*
Emerald: Told you so.
Ozpin: (*sigh* You’re going to need some time to process this.)
Yang and Nora: *blush and faint*
Blake: YANG!
Ren: NORA!
Elm: Oh. Too much.
Jaune: Yeah. Just enough.
Afterwards…
Nora: Jaune what the hell?!
Jaune: *laughs*
Yang: I thought you were having hard time readjusting?
Jaune: I was but...I had other needs.
Yang: Oh my gosh and I said I can last longer than Elm. In the sheets no less.
Jaune: *laughs*
Yang: *red eyed and blushes* NOT FUNNY!!!
Ruby: I mean how did you not notice it?
Yang: What are you talking about Ruby?
Ruby: Yang seriously? You didn’t know after Jaune was looking at your breast instead of your eyes.
Yang: What?
Blake: Or how he was staring at Emerald’s ass.
Emerald: I knew it. Especially after Nora-
Jaune: No-no let’s not go there.
Nora: Wait you mean when I… Jaune really?
Jaune: …. Sorry.
Ren: Or how Jaune was staring at every girl or woman that passes him.
Yang; Holy. T-then how did Elm-
Jaune: Elm saw. She teased me. I reached my limit. Wanted to hit it. She gave me a shot. Mission complete.
Nora: This can’t be real. Why?
Jaune: I was on an island. Alone.
Nora: So?
Jaune; I was alone. With no human people. Just toys and objects. What else must I say?
Yang: Okay. But why Elm?
Jaune: It was either her, Harriet, Winter, or Fiona.
Weiss: Hold on, what?
Yang: The f*** wrong with you?
Jaune: Again I was on an island. No humans. What do you expect? Booty was the second thing on my mind besides going home.
Nora: Well okay but why just Elm, Harriet, Winter and Fiona?
Jaune: … … …
Weiss: JAUNE!!
Nora: You mother-
Yang: Really?!
Emerald: We judging now?
Jaune: Hold on. Hold on now, I don’t recall any of you girls throwing me anything. What rights do you have to judge me?
Yang; She is older than you.
Jaune: I’m older than you!
Weiss: You were thinking about my sister?
Jaune: If it makes you feel any better she was my last option.
Weiss: No. No it does not.
Jaune: I mean for me it was worth it.
Ruby: Wait Winter is last? How are the others ranked?
Yang: Why is that your concern?
Ruby: I want answers.
Jaune: Well Fiona was my top choice. Harriet was my second. Elm was originally my third. And Winter is last.
Blake: Why is Fiona on top?
Jaune: She’s cute and doesn’t need ass or big chest to prove anything. And she actual helps her people.
Blake: *sad*
Ruby: Why is Harriet second?
Jaune: Nice ass, cute and good tits.
Nora: Elm?
Jaune: The challenge. And despite her warrior spirit, she's kind.
Weiss: Okay, I might regret this but… why is Winter last?
Jaune: You know why.
Weiss: F*** you too then.
Jaune: You wish.
Weiss: I did. I wish I could’ve been your first.
Ruby: Oh Weiss. You are Pyrrha now.
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strqyr · 4 months ago
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according to qrow, team strq was "pretty well known back in the day", and sure enough in the grimm campaign there's a qrow fanboy, but i wish there was more of that in the show. like people—especially those in hunter circles—knowing about team strq, some having them as an inspiration as to why they chose this career path, ruby and yang getting asked if they're like, the rose and xiao long of team strq fame, or if they could get them an autograph or two, etc.
but also THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. this is a well known team that fell apart and nobody knows why. like imagine someone asking ruby or yang about summer's disappearance—and they're certain it's just "a disappearance" and not death because there's no way The Summer Rose would die to some measly grimm, there's gotta be more to it (aka put me in the show lmao)—, and that's just something they have to deal with occasionally because some people don't know how to keep their mouths shut.
just. more strq without it really being more strq, if that makes sense. an outside perspective that varies from person to person, making it clear that nobody really knows what happened within the team—only team strq knows, and even then, there are dark spots, unknowns only known to some of them.
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razorblade180 · 5 months ago
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Your Color
Ruby:Yang, can I be honest with you?
Yang:Can you? I assumed you always were, then you had a tea party.
Ruby:…
Yang:What’s wrong buttercup?
Ruby:I think I wanna dye my hair.
Yang:Oh, okay. Why’d you make it sound so serious?
Ruby:Because I’d look less like mom.
Yang:You’ll still have her heart.
Ruby:That’s the thing. I..don’t think I do, or want to. I love mom, but lately it’s been hard to look in the mirror. I chose to keep being me after we fell. Yet…lately I’ve felt like I’ve really been chasing her. It’s hard to explain.
Yang:Ruby, did you forget who you’re talking to? Take it from someone who’s literally chased their mom and made certain choices because of it, I get it. Do you…regret being a Huntress?
Ruby:No. I’ve wanted this since before I could walk. Maybe after when mom d- when she left, a part of me clung to it. At this point I remember her dreams more than her face.
Yang:Ruby-
Ruby:It’s the truth. Hehe…I don’t think I would want to change anything about mom, but I do wish if all of this had to happen, then a few more years would’ve been nice. I…I only remember so much. You, dad, and Qrow, you see her in me. I envy that a little.
Yang:Sorry. I didn’t know that’s how you felt.
Ruby:It’s okay. I didn’t know that’s how I felt either. It’s been nice learning about mom, but I think it’s time for some kind of distance. After all, I’ll always have her eyes.
Yang:Not just that. Finding yourself, it’ll make you happier than ever. That joy, the smile it will bring, it’ll shine just as bright as hers. Dad told me something once. The more I’m myself, the more I’m the best parts of my mom. I used to think he just meant we were similar. Now I’m sure what he meant was Raven was always true herself, so the best thing I could do is be true to myself.
Ruby:I like that. Sounds like a dad lesson. To be myself. Hehe, I never thought that would sound so hard. I’ll do it though. Not to chase or embody anything. But because I owe it to myself. To Ruby Rose.
Yang:She’s a pretty cool girl, and a great sister. *ruffles hair* So, what color?
Ruby:Good question. I’ll get back to you on that.
Yang:Well whatever it is, I’m sure it’ll be good on you.
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juanarc-thethird · 1 year ago
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What do you want to do when the war is over?
Team RWBY and company rest near a campfire while enjoying each other's company.
Qrow: So kids, have plans for what you're going to do after this is over?
Ruby: I think I'll continue being a huntresses.
Weiss: I will take possession of what remains of my family business
Yang: I think I'll start teaching combat classes at some school like my dad.
Blake: I will work with my dad at Menagerie
Nora: Ren and I continue traveling, fighting monsters and saving the innocent.
Ren: *nods*
Oscar: I think I'll go back to my farm.
Qrow: That all sounds good. And how about you Juan, what do you plan to do when all this is over?
Jaune: First of all it's "Jaune". And what I want to do is find a woman who will work hard for me! I'm going to become a Househusband!
Qrow: Are you serious?
Jaune: Of course! After everything that happens, I want to live a quiet life cooking and doing housework, while I wait for my dear wife to return!
At that moment the girls of team RWBY began to imagine Jaune wearing an apron while cooking, telling them with a big smile "Welcome home, dear!" Well, most of them were thinking that.
Jaune: Maybe it is a bad dream?
Ruby: *Blushing* Not at all!
Weiss: *Trying to hide her blush* Nowadays it is normal to be a househusband.
Yang: *Winks at him* You would look great in an apron.
Blake: *Nose bleeding* Only wearing an apron., hehehe~ *She says quietly*
She was the one thinking something else.
Jaune: *Smiling* Thank you!
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anthurak · 6 days ago
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The Germ of Truth to Qrow being Ruby's dad
The idea that Qrow Branwen is somehow ‘Ruby’s real dad’ is certainly one of the most enduring theories of the RWBY fandom, having been tossed around since even before Qrow made his first proper appearance.
Despite the theory having been disproven by Monty himself almost as soon as it was first posited. And several times more by Kerry, Miles and others in the years since.
Yes, for as many times as it’s been debunked by the creators and become ever more narratively and thematically implausible over the years, it seems this idea always seems to just stick around. I mean I’ll freely admit that as recently as Volume 6, I myself thought there might be something to the idea. Though very much not any time after that as this was around the same time I was starting down the Rosebird Parents rabbit hole XD
But here’s a funny little thing I’ve come to realize in my recent analyzing and theorizing on the dysfunction nature of the Team STRQ family since Volume 9 finished:
I think I may have stumbled on the little germ of truth behind this whole idea of Qrow being Ruby’s dad.
Mind you, this isn’t some long-hidden ‘smoking gun’ that somehow ‘proves’ that everyone who’s been clamoring that Qrow is Ruby’s secret bio-dad were actually right all along. That theory is still VERY wrong.
But in a… ‘wrong for the right reasons’ kind of way.
Namely when it comes to just how much of a complete dysfunctional hot fucking mess the STRQ family is and how Volumes 10 and beyond will likely explore Ruby and Yang having to confront just how much their parents failed them. Specifically for this instance, how Tai failed them as a father. Given, among MANY other things, it’s been made very clear that YANG raised Ruby.
I think the hidden, underlying truth of ‘Qrow is Ruby’s dad’ is NOT that ‘Qrow is Ruby’s real bio-dad’, but rather that even through all his own depressed alcoholic dysfunctional fuckupery, Qrow has nonetheless managed to be the closest thing Ruby, as well as Yang, have had to a functional father-figure.
Across the course of the show it’s been made clear that, despite his many dysfunctions and fuckups that have come to light, Qrow was indeed a GOOD mentor to Ruby, specifically in that classic trope of blurring the line between ‘teacher’ and ‘surrogate parent’. And even after Qrow’s many problems were highlighted and called out in Volume 6, the following volumes have made it clear that, after getting his shit together, Qrow is still a very supportive mentor/father-figure to Ruby. Just look at their talk about becoming a huntress and what happened to Summer in Volume 7.
And on the flipside of this, we have just how much the show has NOT emphasized any sort of close bond between Ruby and Taiyang. Throughout the series, Ruby barely ever talks about Tai, and NEVER in any kind of deeply meaningful capacity, rather just basic, surface-level ‘nice things’. Heck, across the entire show, Ruby and Tai have been on screen together exactly ONCE! And it wasn’t even an especially MEANINGFUL scene for Ruby either, with mostly just her asking what happened and what was going on after the fall of Beacon. She didn’t even seem especially happy to see Tai. Which of course is all contrasted by Ruby having an actually meaningful, important scene with QROW directly afterwards.
To be clear, I do not think that Qrow was ever TRYING to be a father to Ruby, or that this is some ‘hint’ to him being her ‘real dad’ or ‘the dad who stepped up’ trite that fandom so often likes to throw around. He just kind of unwittingly became one after years of having taken Ruby under his wing as a mentor.
Rather, I imagine this is all going to be used to highlight just how completely TAI FAILED Ruby and Yang as a father. That again, Qrow simply being a standard fantasy-story quirky mentor/pseudo-father to Ruby has still made him a more functional father-figure to her than Tai ever was.
And it’s also very much worth noting that Qrow being the ‘closest thing to a functional father-figure’ to Ruby almost certainly applies to Yang as well. Albeit likely in a few different, distinct ways from Ruby.
While Qrow doesn’t have nearly as many scenes with Yang as he does with Ruby, we can still see nonetheless that he cares a lot for her as well, and gives her supportive help and advice. For example, their talk in Volume 3 after Yang’s fight with Mercury where he not only takes Yang at her word about what happened (as opposed to Ironwood who earlier was practically gaslighting her), but even gives her helpful, if vague and roundabout, advice. Giving her a surprisingly straight and direct answer about Raven having been the one to save Yang last volume and ending by telling Yang that, regardless of what others have been telling her, she’s NOT crazy.
And in general, we see that much like Ruby, Yang so often just seems so much more relaxed and comfortable around Qrow, in contrast to the subtle tension and discomfort that permeates much of Yang’s scenes with Tai. As well as much more of a sense of mutual trust and understanding; just look at how Yang communicated to Qrow that Raven was the Spring Maiden at the end of Volume 5 without saying it, and how Qrow likewise gave an unspoken confirmation back to Yang in Volume 6.
Plus, we have Yang’s “Does every father figure have the same advice?” line to Tai in Volume 4, which definitely feels like a reference to Qrow.
And of course there is the fact that, like with Ruby, we’ve simply seen much more of Yang’s dynamic with Qrow over the course of the show. With Qrow being the one we see actually traveling with and helping both of his nieces on their journey. Unlike Tai who decided, even after Yang was recovered enough to go after Ruby, decided to stay home. For some reason.
Now obviously, Qrow is FAR from without his own host of faults and issues that we have seen well-explored. Just look at Ruby’s and Yang’s reaction to finding Qrow passed out drunk on the Cotta-Arc’s front steps that makes it abundantly clear that this is FAR from the first time they’ve found him like this.
Indeed, I wouldn’t be surprised if the story ended up framing Qrow’s work with the Ozluminati after Summer’s ‘death’ as in some ways shirking the parenting role that Ruby and Yang both desperately needed much like (if to a lesser degree) Summer, Raven and especially Tai all did. Or at least show Qrow himself feeling some responsibility and guilt for what happened and feeling that he could have done more for Ruby and Yang.
Like I think it’s very interesting to imagine that when the proverbial Sword of Damocles that is ‘Yang raised Ruby’ falls and it’s made clear just how much Ruby’s and Yang’s parents truly FUCKED UP, that Qrow is actually the first to sit down with Ruby and Yang and simply apologize for everything they went through and take responsibility for how he and the rest of STRQ failed them as parents. Even if rather ironically, he’s been the MOST responsible and least fuck-up of their parents.
And on a meta-narrative level, I think this all connects very nicely to RWBY’s overall trend of fantasy-trope subversion?
After all, Qrow is already a pretty subversive take on a number of fantasy-mentor tropes. Most notably the fact that he utterly refuses to die.
So this could be an interesting twist on the all-to-common ‘Mentor becomes a parent-figure to the hero’ trope. In this case it’s not because said heroine has the standard dead-parents, but because all their actual parents are complete dysfunctional fuckups.
Qrow isn’t Ruby’s ‘real dad’, nor is he ‘the dad who stepped up’ or any other trite fandom tropes. The simple fact of the matter is, when you actually look at Ruby’s and Yang’s background and dynamic and how they’ve turned out, it’s clear that they simply didn’t have a ‘real dad’ (or mom) for most of their lives.
Qrow is the mentor and uncle who never really should have been a father to Ruby and Yang, but who nonetheless became the closest thing they’d have to one.
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the-lampman · 5 months ago
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My BIGGEST Criticism of RWBY!!
The thing that I HATE the most in this show is Clover’s stupid, stupid weapon.
Look at it, look at this stupid thing:
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It’s a fishing rod. And not that fishing rods canät ever be used as weapons, look at Pesci from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Actually, don’t look at him, he’s ugly.
But Clover is a huntsman. And huntsmen are supposed to kill giant monsters.
How
In
Remnant
Are you supposed to kill a giant monster with this thing!?!??!????
Picture for a moment, if you will, the Ace Ops, fighting against a horde of Grimm invading Mantle. Marrow and Harriet are dealing with some of the smaller ones while Elm, Vine, and Clover take on a Nevermore that managed to slip past the defenses. The Nevermore swoops low to the ground, where Elm and Vine manage to restrain it, if only for a little while. Clover goes in for the kill!
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Only for the tip of his fishing rod to sink into the thick plumage of the dark bird to no effect. The Nevermore frees itself and kills everyone.
Is the tip of the hook even sharp? It doesn’t look like it to me. He’s got that little harpoon thing on the handle of the rod. So I guess he can stab Grimm with that? But again, what’s that gonna do against a Nevermore, or a Megoliath or… anything that isn’t a human without aura, really?
And look, when it comes to fighting people, Clover’s weapon is pretty good, he was able to use it to great effect against both Qrow and Tyrian. But I reiterate: Clover is a huntsman. Huntsmen are first and foremost meant to fight Grimm. That’s why Ruby is so bad at fighting people! Because her weapon and fighting style are made for fighting large monsters.
Bram Thornmane was on to something, because if I was him and Gladstone Gander with a fishing stick got into the Ace Ops over me, I’d be furious too!
Really though, I think the thing that bothers me the most is that it looks so flimsy. The actual rod is collapsible, and with those three segments, it looks a lot like the rickety floor lamp standing next to my desk, providing me illumination in this dark winter night as I angrily type this.
It’s not even also a gun! How are you a RWBY character with a weapon that is not also a gun!!??1!?+?
The name is really cool though. The weapon is called Kingfisher. Aside from the obvious thing, allusion to Clover being inspired by A Fisherman’s Good Luck, kingfishers are also a family of birds (I have a lego model of one!). These birds are believed to bring good luck in some cultures, which alludes to Clover’s literary inspiration and semblance of course. However, the use of a bird motif is interesting considering his friendship with Qrow. Clever setup, punchline is ”birds of a feather.”
So yeah. That is my biggest gripe with RWBY, and of course, this is just my personal (objectively factual) opinion (true, indisputable fact), and I would love to hear yours. Are there any more weapons from RWBY that you would like me to talk about? If this post gets one like, I’ll make a follow-up where I rag on Robyn’s stupid weapon. Don’t forget to like and subscribe and I’ll see you next time!
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arc-misadventures · 6 months ago
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Friends AU:
It's been 6 months since jaune join the ace ops and ironwood has been giving jaune more responsibility after seeing the work his done and even gaining the trust of the poeple
His even been opening up to winter and she's happy to see jaune smile
Wait, What Happened?
Jaune's finger ran across his breastplate, he remember distinctly where precisely, Tryian had stabbed him with his stinger, and yet he couldn't find so much as a scratch on his armour from his stinger.
: Looking for something, Jaune?
Jaune looked over to see, Winter walking across the locker room towards him.
Jaune: Hello, Winter. I'm just checking my armour.
Winter walked over, and stood next to, Jaune running her hand along his chest piece feeling the smooth mental under her gloved fingers.
Jaune: I'm impressed; Atlas's armour's are quite skilled. If it wasn't for the fact that it was me who got stabbed, I dare say I was never stabbed in the first place.
Jaune finished speaking as he put on his armour, and fastened its straps. After, Jaune checked the snugness of his armour, he grabbed a small black box, and pulled out a silver falcon badge, and placed it on his left coat collar. Winter watched as, Jaune put the badge on, eyeing it with extreme suspicion.
Winter: What... What is that?
Jaune: Hmm, oh this?
Jaune turned to look at, Winter as he pointed to the silver falcon badge.
Winter: Yes, that...!
Jaune: Yeah, I got this from, Robyn Hill.
Winter: Robyn Hill gave you that...?
Jaune: Yeah.
Winter: And, why did she give you this... thing...?
Jaune: Uhh...? It's a token of affection...
Winter: A token of what now...?
Jaune: I-It was a thank you! I saved her from, Tyrian, she gave me this as a gift!
Winter: Then why are you calling it a, 'token of affection...?!"
Jaune: W-W-Well, I'm a knight... a k-knight in shining white armour, and I saved the maiden from a monster... S-so she gave me this badge as a 'token of affection!'
Winter: So, you two were just playing on your knightly stereotype...?
Winter was walking ever closer to, Jaune leading to be place his back against the locker as her ice cold gaze stared him down.
Jaune: Y-Yes...?
Winter gave him a look before grabbing his sash, and tightening it, Before using it to pull him closer to her.
Winter: Then this is my token of affection. That I gave to my knight. Remember that!
Jaune: O-O-Okay!
Winter: Good... I'll see you in the meeting room, Jaune.
Jaune: O-Okay...
Winter then let go of, Jaune and started walking away, a noticeable sway in her hips as she left. Jaune slowly slide down the locker doors until his butt slumped on the ground as he exhaled a deep breath as he calmed his nerves.
Jaune: Bloody hell...
: Well, that was something?
Jaune: What?
: Who knew that, Winter could be so jealous. But, for you, Jaune, I can understand why~!
Jaune: Ohhh... shut it, Pyrrha...
Pyrrha: Ah-hahaha~!
~~~
Ironwood: Ahh, Specialist Arc. Glad you could make it.
Jaune: Sorry, I'm late, Sir.
Ironwood: It's alright, Mr. Arc. It makes sense that you are a little groggy since it hasn't even been a day since you were in the hospital.
Yang: Wait, Jaune was in the hospital?
Ruby: What was he in for?
Ironwood: Honestly, Mr. Arc, I'm tempted to order you to some, R and R. The last reports I read did said that you're still fighting off the last of the poison in your body.
Nora: Jaune was poisoned?!
Blake: How did that happen?!
Jaune: Only if you do the same, Sir.
Ironwood: That's not happening.
A small chortle of laughter echoed through the meeting hall, but it stopped as, General Ironwood started the briefing.
Ironwood: Now then, two days ago we were alerted to the fact that, Tyrian Callows was in, Mantle...
The presentation started, showing a photo of, Tyrian's insane expression,
Qrow: Ugh, not that deranged fucker...
Ren: This isn't going to be good.
Ironwood: Luckily, thanks to, Specialist Arc's recent actions, we will not need to worry about him causing any chaos.
The next photo of the presentation displayed a photo showing another picture of, Tyrian his mouth, and eyes closed, and a purple ring ran along his neck as it was bent at an odd angle.
Qrow: He's dead?!
Ruby: Jaune killed him?!
Weiss: The hell...?!
Ironwood: And, because of, Specialist Arc actions we've were able to acquire several useful items of information's...
The presentation changed to show a photo, and a diagnostic of, Tyrian's prosthetic tail.
Nora: He got a new tail?
Ruby: Well yeah, he had too after I cut it off.
Nora: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Weiss: You did what?!
Ironwood: Thanks to the efforts of the, Atlas Corp of Engineers as well as help from, Dr. Polendina we were able to find a... stylistic signature.
Nora: What's that?
Penny: A set of distinctive stylistic choices, be they patterns, methods, or overall designs that renders someone work identifiable from a glance.
Nora: Wha?
Ironwood: This 'signature' was identified to be from someone we thought dead. This man here...
The slide turned to show a photo of a lanky, scarecrow of a man in a white lab coat.
Ironwood: This man is, Arthur Watts, we assumed he died ten years ago in a lab explosion. Since we never found the body, we can now assume that he faked his death. Now, Arthur Watts is highly skilled with cybernetics, and biomechanics. He is not a skilled fighter, but he makes up with his skills in computers. So, while you are out in the field, keep an eye out for, Watts. Watts, and anyone else you may see with him. Any questions?
Several hands among the, Specialist rose up, Ironwood nodded his head in silent pride of his, Specialist incitive to ask questions about their missions.
Ironwood: Clover?
Clover: Since we've identified this man, and we know his specialties, what countermeasures are we implementing to counter him?
Ironwood: We've been beefing up the cybersecurity, and fire walls around, Atlas to prevent him from exploiting our systems.
Jaune: Are you also upgrading the cybersecurity for, Mantle, Sir?
Ironwood: Yes, after the implantations of the fortifications are done, we need to beef up the severally unreliable security systems in, Mantle.
Jaune: Good. May, I ask another question, Sir?
Ironwood: Of course.
Jaune: During the, Fall, the, Atlas's Knights turned on us. Do you think that this, Arthur Watts fellow had anything to do with that?
Ironwood: Hmmm... That is a good question... It is likely theory that it was him who hacked our, Knights during the, Fall. I best order that the, Knight be given an upgrade as well. Excellent observation, Specialist Arc.
Jaune: Thank you, Sir.
Harriet: Wait, if this man hacked, and hijacked our, Knights... Then what's the chance of him doing the same to, Penny? I mean... she may look human, but she is an android.
Silence enveloped the room as everyone turned to look at, Penny as she nervous looked about. Ruby took her hand as she tried to reassure her friend at the sudden realization that she could be hack, and turned to attack her friends.
Ironwood: Hmm... Penny?
Penny: Y-Y-Yes, Sir?
Ironwood: Call your father, I wish to have a meeting with him at his lab, and I will require your presence as well for this meeting. We have... much to discuss about.
Penny: Yes, Sir...
Ironwood: Now, then... Specialist Arc?
Jaune: Yes, Sir?
Ironwood: Based on the fact, Tyrian tried to attack, Robyn Hill, it is evident she has become a target. I want you to go down to, Mantle, and inform her of the situation. Since you saved her from, Tyrian she will no doubt trust you.
Yang: Wait, Jaune saved, Robyn Hill?
Nora: When did that happen?!
Penny: The same day he killed, Tyrian Tallows.
Weiss: When did that happen?
Penny: Three days ago.
RWBYNR: What?!
Nora: Did you know this, Penny?
Penny: Yes, I was there when we extracted, Tyrian's dead body.
Ruby: Why didn't you tell us any of this?!
Penny: ...
Penny: Error...
RWBYNR: WHAT?!
The Specialists, as well as, General Ironwood all stared at the members of, Team RWBY as well as, Penny, Nora, and Ren. waiting for them to stop their impromptu conversation.
Ruby: Eh-hehe... Sorry...
The group finished staring at them before returning to face, General Ironwood, and his presentation.
Jaune: Understood. How much information am I allowed to share with her, Sir?
Ironwood: Only what she needs to know, Specialist.
Jaune: Understood.
Ironwood: Now then, go down to, Mantle, and inform her of what is happening.
Jaune: Yes, Sir! Permission to leave, Sir?
Ironwood: Permission granted.
Jaune got up, and grabbed, Crocea Mors, attaching it to his waist as he made to leave, but was stopped as, Winter made an impromptu request.
Winter: Sir! Permission to accompany, Specialist Arc.
Ironwood: Denied.
Winter: May I ask why, Sir?
Ironwood: You are needed here for information about, Tyrian's prosthetic tail.
Winter: But, shouldn't, Specialist Arc be accompanied by his fellow, Specialist's? After all, it hasn't been a day yet since he was discharged from the hospital.
Ironwood: No, Specialist Arc, has proved himself more than capable of handling himself with, Tyrian; He should be fine.
Winter: But, shouldn't he have someone with him when it comes to dealing with that bitch...?! I mean, Robyn Hill?
Vine: Did she just call, Robyn Hill a, 'bitch?'
Elm: I-Is she jealous...?
Harriet: Wait, does that mean, Winter likes...?!
Clover: Oh, he's totally going to have to explain that to me later.
Marrow: Wait... what's going on?
Ironwood: No, your reputation as my second, and as, Jacques Schnee's daughter will no doubt sour her willingness to discuss anything with you present.
Winter: Shit!
Ironwood: You're dismissed, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Uhh... Yes, Sir.
Winter soon took her seat, her arms crossed as she silently grumbled to herself. But, as she grumbled to herself, Harriet leaned over to ask her the important question that was on everyone's mind.
Harriet: So... You, and Jaune~?
Winter: Fuck off!
Harriet: Okay?!
All the while this was happening, Weiss was a few rows behind her sister losing her mind at the sudden realization.
Weiss: Winter... likes, Jaune?!
Yang: Looks like he did steal your sister away...
Weiss: What the fuck?!
Ruby: Guys the meetings over, we need to ask, Jaune what happened before he leaves!
Yang: Oh, shit you're right!
Nora: Let's go! He's got a lot of questions to answer us!
Weiss: Many questions!
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Ruby: Jaune wait!
Jaune was walking towards the landing pads, and was about to reach one of the bullheads when his named was called out from behind him. When he turned around he saw seven individuals he wasn't looking forward to see. A tired sigh escaped his lips, as he stood before them with his hand resting on his swords pommel.
Jaune: Can I help you?
Ruby: You were in the hospital?!
Blake: You killed, Tyrian?!
Ren: They said you were poisoned, were you poisoned because of, Tyrian's stinger?
Nora: Why didn't you tell us any of this?!
Weiss: Did you fuck my sister?!
Jaune was going to answer their string of questions, but was stopped when, Weiss asked her very deliberate, 'important' question. In fact, her question derailed everyone's train of thought. They all shared a stare at, Weiss who looked back at them all in indignation.
Weiss: What?
Jaune just shook his head, before answering everyone's question, deciding to answer, Weiss's first. She looked like she was about to blow a gasket if he didn't answer her first.
Jaune: Okay, Weiss... Winter, and I... Well... we're not in a relationship... there is something there... but... we're... yeah...
Yang: You have no idea what's going on between the two of you, do you?
Jaune: I have as much as an idea as, Winter does. I mean, I like her, she likes me... She kissed me when I was in the hospital. Other than...?!
Weiss: YOU KISSED HER?!
A flash of steel flew through the air as, Weiss drew her rapier, and pointed it at, Jaune's face. He stared at the tip of the blade, resting mere inches from his face. Jaune watched as, Weiss, was being restrained by, Yang, and Ruby. While, Jaune just nonchalantly pushed the blade away from his face with his finger.
Jaune: Weiss, if you want to know anything about this... situation, then ask, Winter. I'm still not sure what to do with her, and... yeah...
Weiss: Fine... but, if I heard you did anything to my sister, I will gut you like a fish!
Jaune: Noted...
Weiss then sheathed her blade, but was still staring daggers at, Jaune.
Jaune: Haa... Okay...
Jaune: I went to the walls of, Mantle to check on the progress of the fortifications. I learned that members of the, Happy Huntresses caused a small disruption at the wall. I learned about a rally that, Robyn Hill was holding, so I went down to ask her what happened.
Jaune: It turns out that only a few of her followers went down to the wall, they were simply demanding why it was taking so long, Luckily members of the, Happy Huntresses dispersed the crowds. After, Robyn Hill explained this to me, I decided to stick around so nothing happened. Good thing that I did...
Jaune: While I was watching the crowd at the rally I noticed a suspicious individual making their way to the stage. I moved to cut them off, and low, and behold it's, Tyrian.
Jaune: So, we fought, I was mostly stalling for time for help to arrive, and to buy time for the civilians to get out. Robyn stayed behind to help me fight, Tyrian. I learned that, Robyn was, Tyrian's target, so to make sure he didn't kill her I threw my sword at him. This left me exposed, and then he jumped me, stabbed my in the shoulder with his shoulder. He then pinned, Robyn down, and was about to kill her. When I then got up, and snapped his neck, killing him. Then fainted, no doubt from a combination of, Tyrian's poison, and an adrenaline rush. Then I woke up in the hospital a day later. Annnnd, that's it.
As, Jaune finished speaking everyone stopped, and stared at, Jaune in stunned amazement. Several of them, Yang, and Blake wanted to call bullshit, but since had, Tyrian's dead body in a morgue somewhere, it was pretty difficult to deny it.
Yang: Okay... that's a lot to take in...
Ren: All of that happened in a day... half a day at that?!
Jaune: A little less than that, but yeah, pretty much.
Blake: You got stabbed by, Tyrian's stinger, and got poisoned?
Jaune: Yeah, his prosthetic stinger was strong enough to pierce my armour. Not to mention his semblance made a hole in my aura to pierce through it. So, I got poisoned. Least I killed, Tyrian, and saved, Robyn Hill.
Nora: Jaune... W-Why didn't you tell us any of this happened?
Jaune could hear the sorrow, and the pain upon, Nora's face. He looked at her, and gave a tired sigh. But, as he thought of his answer, an interesting question came to mind.
Jaune: I was in a coma for over a day, and when I woke up I was going through medical tests to check for poison in my veins. But, if you want to be upset with anyone for not telling you I was in the hospital, they you should ask her, and ask why she didn't tell anyone I was in the hospital.
Jaune looked past, Nora, and looked towards, Penny who walked back in shock.
Penny: M-Me? Why me?
Jaune: You were there when the, Specialists took me to the hospital, and you were there with me, and General Ironwood when I was giving him a debriefing at the hospital. Why didn't you tell them anything about happened?
Penny: Well I...?
Jaune: Now that I think about it... You've been asked multiple times to contact, and find me, and you didn't, couldn't. You were supposed to invite people to my birthday, but you didn't invited anyone. You forgot about me during the game of hide 'an go seek. And, you've lost my contact data several times when you wanted to talk to me. Penny, do you hate me?
Penny: No, I don't hate you. Hiccup!
Everyone froze as they all turned to look at, Penny as a stunning realization slowly came in.
Yang: She hiccupped...?
Weiss: She's lying, why is she lying...?
Jaune: Do you hate me, Penny?
Penny: No, I'm don't. Hiccup!
Jaune: What did I do to make you hate me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing. I don't... Hiccup! I don't hate you. Hiccup!
Jaune: You know hiccupping is your tell, Penny. We all know you're lying. Why are you lying?
Penny: I'm not! Hiccup!
Jaune felt like, Penny was hiding something, not from him, no she was hiding something from herself. And, whatever it was involved him, but how was the question.
Jaune: You're not angry at me for something I did?
Penny: No, no I'm not!
Nora: She didn't hiccup?
Ren: But, why is she hiccupping?
Jaune: You're not angry at me for something I did... Then... Are angry at me because of something someone else did to you?
Penny: No. Hiccup!
Ruby: Why is she angry at him for something someone else did to her?
Yang: Good question...
Jaune: You're angry at me because of something someone else did to you. Yet, you're taking out your anger on me, and not the other person. You're using me as a proxy because you can't let that person know that you hate them...
Penny: N-No I'm not! Hiccup!
Jaune: Not because you don't want them to know you hate them, but because you can't hate them because... because they're dead...
A silence hung in the air as the realization struck them. Penny didn't hate, Jaune because it was, Jaune. She hated him because he was close to someone who hurt, Penny, and Jaune was the only person she could hurt in retribution.
But, this hate had been shoved away by, Penny's subconscious mind. Deep away that she could no longer remember what, or who it was she hated. But, the memory was not shoved deep enough that she didn't remember the raw emotions of this hate. No, she remembered the pain, the sorrow, and her hatred of the one who wronged her.
As, Jaune's mind struggled to put the pieces together he came to a sudden, and startling realization. The fact that there was only one person who had wrong, Penny, and was close to, Jaune that she could direct her hatred towards him.
Jaune: Pyrrha... You're angry at me, because, Pyrrha, my partner, killed you. And, because she's is dead, you cannot direct that hatred towards her, so you've been subconsciously directing it towards me. So, the reason you've been forgetting about me... Is because you've been substituting me for, Pyrrha, and you don't remember that you hate, Pyrrha. So you forget me?
Jaune smiled as he came to this stunning realization. It was a mad, and an absolutely bonkers idea. But, the worst part about, Jaune's mad theory was that it made sense, too much sense. And, they all knew that it was exactly what, Penny was subconsciously thinking when she started hiccupping like a storm.
Penny: That's not...! Hiccup! That's...! Hiccup! I don't...! Hiccup! Pyrrha, didn't...! Hiccup! I-I-I-I...! Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup!
Ruby: Penny? Penny, Penny, Penny!
Ruby, and Weiss rushed forward and, caught, Penny she was stumbling about in a fit of hiccups.
Weiss: She's having a panic attack!
Jaune: Ren, use your semblance!
Ren: On it!
Ren reached over, and placed his hand on, Penny's shoulder as a black wave flooded over, Penny as he breathing calmed down, and became more steadied. As they were all watching these things, Jaune gave them a look before walking back to the bullhead.
Ruby: J-Jaune?! Where are you going?
Jaune: I'm sorry, but I have a job to do. I don't have the time, or the training to deal with, Penny's hidden trauma. And, since I seem to be part of the cause of her trauma, I think it'd be for the best that I leave.
Jaune walked onto the bullhead and grabbed the handle bars on top.
Jaune: I'll leave this... situation to you. Till later then.
As the bullhead started to lift away, Jaune spared one last glance at the group as they all comforted their friend. Jaune couldn't help but feel envious that they showed such compassion to their friend.
But, it anger him, because they never showed such compassion to him. Never.
~~~
Jaune was walking down the auditorium as civilians walked around resetting things, some stopped him, and thanks them for saving them, Jaune just told them to thinking nothing of it, he was just doing his job.
But, as, Jaune moved closer, he looked up, and saw, Robyn, and some of her fellow, Happy Huntresses upon the stage. When, Robyn saw him, a wide smile erupted across her face as she came down to greet him.
Robyn: Jaune! You're here!
Jaune: Miss Hill, It is a pleasure to see you are doing well.
Jaune held out his hand as, Robyn came closer to him. Robyn looked at his hand for a moment before remembering to adopt her mask as, Ironwood's political enemy, thus, Specialist Jaune Arc's enemy.
A small smile still spread across her face as she shook, Jaune's hand before adopting a neutral mask once more.
Robyn: It is a pleasure to see you as well, Specialist Arc. How are you doing? I heard you were in the hospital for a while dealing with that scorpion faunas's poison.
Robyn knew fully well what happened to him at the hospital. She went there, and kissed... Checked up on him! No doubt this was just all a political game for the audience to enjoy.
Jaune: Luckily I was able to get to the hospital quickly, and was administered antivenom. I was unconscious for about a day as my body fought it, but bar being a little groggy I am fine. I'm on light duty while I fight threw the last of the poison.
Robyn: I see...
Jaune: Tell me, Miss Hill, how are you doing? Dealing with a near death experience from a psychotic faunas who wanted you dead because your platform wasn't pro-faunas enough must have been pretty straining.
Robyn quirked an eye brow at, Jaune's statement. She quickly caught on to the story he was trying to spread so the citizens present could better understand why, Robyn was attacked by, Tyrian Callows.
Robyn: Ahh yes... Well, you try, and give people something to make their lives easier, yet they still want the world...
Jaune: Did you expect someone like the late, Jacques Schnee to be happy with a just one slice of the cake?
Robyn: No he wouldn't. The greedy bastard would want the whole bakery.
The duo of a politician, and a Specialist as well as several of the people surrounding them shared a laugh. There are many things that divided the people of, Atlas, and Mantle, but shitting on, Jacques Schnee was something that would unite them all.
Jaune: Now then, I need to have a word with you, Miss Hill. It has to do with your recent attack. Alone.
Robyn: Very well. Will you come with me?
Jaune: Lead the way, Miss Hill.
~~~
Robyn, had taken, Jaune on a walk to the head quarters of the, Happy Huntresses. Wasn't much of a place really, just a abandoned warehouse with beddings, and what not put into it to make it live able.
Jaune: And, this is your 'secret base?' It's nice... A little spartan for my liking.
Robyn: You don't like it?
Jaune: Nope. It's has about as much life, and personality as your wanted posters do.
Robyn: Wanted posters? HAS, General Ironwood made wanted posters for...?
Jaune: Your political posters.
Robyn: My campaign posters? What are you...?
Robyn turned to look at one of her campaign posters. She gazed at the strong, and proud visage as it presented in her in a...
Robyn: Oh shit... It does look like a wanted poster...
Robyn's body slumped over as she realized the blunder she had just made. Jaune walked by her, patting her should in a comforting gesture.
Jaune: Don't worry, you're worth at least, ten thousand lien.
Robyn: T-Ten thousand?! I'm at least worth fifteen thousand!
Jaune: Yeah, keep dreaming big, Robyn. Keep dreaming.
Robyn: Ass...
Jaune: Haha.
Jaune then walked past, Robyn as he rubbed his head with his hand letting loose a tired, and pained groan.
Robyn: Are you okay?
Robyn walked over to, Jaune, and place her hand on his shoulder.
Jaune: I'm fine... just a little dizzy. Poison is still being purged from my system.
Jaune shook his head as a deep breath left his lungs.
Jaune: Okay, let's get down to business...
Jaune: Your would be assassin, as I mentioned before, his name was, Tyrian Callows. He was sent here to kill you in order to destabilize the relationship between, Atlas, and Mantle.
Robyn: I suppose that line about me not being pro-faunas enough for his liking was for the common folk?
Jaune: A lie yes, but a believable one nonetheless. The White Fang may have been weakened in the rest of, Remnant, but based on the reports I've read there is still a sizeable force here in, Mantle.
Robyn: Really? I thought after what happened at, Beacon, and at Haven Academy they would have been disbanded.
Jaune: Technically they did, that is if you can call a rebranding a disbanding.
Robyn: They rebranded?
Jaune: Yep, the Atlas faction of the, White Fang is now calling themselves the, Ice Fangs.
Robyn: Ice Fang? Not a bad name...
Jaune: Better than the 'Happy Huntresses.' Who came up with that dumb name?
Robyn: Hey!
Robyn lightly punched, Jaune's arm as he laughed at her expense. The smile on her face was radiant as she laughed with him. But, her smile slowly fell as serious face crossed her face.
Robyn: Will he be the last, or the first among many that seeks to take my life?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: It's hard to tell... They might come after you again, so I suggest you keep your guard up. But, they might not come after you; General Ironwood is their main target, there's no doubt about that. Tyrian may have just been exploring, Mantle, learned that you were holding a rally, and that you happened to be there. You could have just been nothing more than a target of opportunity.
Robyn: That's somewhat comforting...
Robyn: You promise you'll save me, from these... shadows in the dark?
Jaune: I swore that I would, Robyn. Arc's don't break their word.
Robyn walked over to, Jaune and gently grabbed his collar as she looked at him.
Robyn: You know... It really is nice to have a knight in shinning armour watching over me...
As she was playing with his collar, she noticed he was wearing the badge she gave him.
Robyn: You're wearing the badge I gave you! It's crooked, may I...?
Jaune: Go ahead. I just put it on today. I think it got moved around when, Winter interrogated me about it.
Robyn froze as she was readjusting the badge.
Robyn: She did what...?
Jaune: Yeah, she saw it, and I explained it how I got it, and why I called it a token of affection, she lost it when I said that...
Robyn: Lost it...?
Jaune: Yeah. She gave me this sash when I join the, Specialist as a present. Then after she learned about the badge you gave me being a token of affection, me being a knight and all of that. She decided that this sash was her token of affection, to her knight. It was really scary actually...
Robyn: A token of affection...? Winter's token of affection... for you...?
Jaune: Yeah... her token of affection for her knight. That's what she said.
Robyn: 'Her' knight...? Jaune...?
Jaune: Y-Yes, Robyn...?
Jaune felt a chill run up his spine, a chill that only intensified as she stared at him with those cool lilac eyes of hers. She gripped the collars of his coat in her hands as she gave him a cold smile.
Robyn: Jaune~! Please tell me what your relationship with, Winter Schnee is~?
Jaune: S-S-She's my superior officer! Nothing more!
Robyn: It's red!
Jaune: What?! You're using your semblance on me, not cool, Robyn!
Robyn: Tell me the truth, Jaune!
Jaune: Okay okay okay! I have a crush on her, she somehow has a crush on me of all people! She's given me a token of affection! That's it!
Robyn: Its red again!
Jaune: Okay, okay! We've kissed, that's it!
Robyn: When did you two kiss?!
Jaune: At the hospital! B-Before you kissed me!
Robyn: What?! She kissed you before me, dammit! Alright then, Jaune... you tell, Specialist Winter Schnee this! We are at war!
Jaune: War? What are you talking abou... MMPH?!
Robyn pulled, Jaune in by the collar for a hungry, and thirsty kiss. As the kiss ended, she bit his lips, dragging her teeth across his lips as she pulled away, as she let out a deep, hungry gasp of air, as she stared at him with hearts in her eyes.
Robyn: We're at war, for you~!
Jaune: F-F-For me...?!
Robyn: For you~!
Jaune: Uh oh...
~~~
Jaune entered the locker room for the, Specialist. He hadn't done much today, mostly talking with people, but good gods he felt exhausted.
As he entered the room, he saw, Winter at her locker. She turned, and smile when she heard him enter.
Jaune: Hey, Winter.
Winter: Oh, hello... Jaune...?
Jaune: Something wrong, Winter?
Winter walked over to, Jaune grabbing his cheeks as she looked at his face.
Winter: Is that lipstick on your face?
Jaune: Oh shit! I forgot to... Ahhh?!
Winter fiercely grabbed, Jaune by his collar, a common theme of the day so it seemed.
Winter: Who kissed you?!
Considering this was the third time he had been roughly grabbed by his collars by a feisty. Huntress, Jaune decided it was best to just answer her, less he gets killed, but a jealous woman.
Jaune: Robyn, Robyn Hill did it! S-She likes me, just like you do!
Winter: SHE WHAT?!
Jaune: A-And, she kissed me as her declaration of war to you!
Winter: A declaration of war? For what?
Jaune: M-Me...
Winter: Okay... then the next time you see her, Jaune, tell her this!
Jaune: Tell her wha... MPHH?!
For the second time today, Jaune had been pulled in by the collar for a fierce kiss. Instead of teeth biting his lips, Jaune felt, Winter's tongue invade his mouth leaving a trail of saliva as she broke the kiss.
Winter: I accept~!
Winter lightly tapped his cheeks as she left, leaving a stunned, and very confused, Jaune behind. He panted heavily as he whipped his lips clean of the make up, and saliva from, Winter's tongue. With nothing but, one thought upon his mind.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Well, I'm fucked...
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