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sparxaf · 5 months

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The Sweetest Sting Ch 12: The Epilogue

MC/Lewie/Marshall/Ozzy villa smut fic

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12 years later...

IT'S DONE. DOBBY IS FREEEEEE! Oh shit, I have to finish TSIME now. Fek.

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redsray · 7 months

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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

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clarisse-doodles · 7 months

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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #abby schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #ANOTHER Vanessa thoughts comic 🔥#Vanessa is so funny I love her BAHAH #LISTEN.. many thoughts on this scene #TBH when Vanessa meets Abby you actually can see on her face like #how worried she gets about her being around #I THINK she knew deep down if her father found out about her what could happen #and I think that’s why she gets so upset when Abby is at the pizzeria #BUT I THINK everyone picked that up #THE OTHER THING I DONT see many people talk about #is the fact Vanessa thought Mike had a kid for like a second #LIKE STRAIGHT UP calls Abby Mike’s daughter #SHE TRULY misread the situation #she thought Mike got some fr #love that scene too #especially Abby’s reaction she just says ‘ew’ 💀#ABBY DOES not wanna be Mike’s kid 💀💀💀#I wonder if Vanessa felt embarrassed after lowkey like oops

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hinamie · 1 month

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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #yuuji #megumi #deleted scene gege told me #god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266 #im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in #itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3 #how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon #gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G #they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold #anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33 #......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best #honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me #i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it #megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug #and i do believe i met my quota in that regard #also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months

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summer of junior year 06/11

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #figueroth faeth #fabian seacaster #adaine abernant #the bad kids #this is like. the First time I put down a palette for the kids lmao #I thiiiink its pretty consistent with the tones I did with my early sketches? iirc #gods. Ive been staring at this for Hours. I need to sleep lol #summer... it is happening. I feel like that always brings with it big emotions for me #it is. a little bit funny to me that whether these kids get a peaceful summer or not depends fully on how many roll20 campaigns happen #between now and a definitive end/last season of fh lmao #but also the last ''summer'' movie I watched was uhhh summer of 84. which. mmmmm #grim affair! so I'd need to stock up on less gloomy stuff to even think abt this...#well. what I need right now is sleep. so sleep I shall. thank u for tuning in today. see u again I think

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dr-chalk · 6 months

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So much history you weren't present for

#lego monkie kid #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #lmk sandy #lmk freenoodles #lmk fanart #myart #do you ever think about how MK never knew Sandy before the pilot #how Sandy must have disappeared from Pigsy and Tang's lives before Pigsy began raising MK #MK was a toddler then and is an adult now #imagine how many years they spent with Sandy missing

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astearisms · 1 year

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fionna and cake drawings before and after watching the episodes so far. it’s nostalgic and somehow cathartic and poignant and relatable and—it just started

#i’m part of the demographic where i was a kid when adventure time started and now watching fionna and cake as an adult makes me emotional #because did they keep us in mind when writing fionna and her attitude towards life #the dissatisfaction #the hoping for something more #something more magical than this dreary life filled with working to live and living to work #it’s so reflective of how life feels for me and perhaps many of us #and also Simon’s episode was so sad but so well thought out #exploring his feelings after the events of the adventure time finale is something I’m glad we get to see #there were already so many layers to his character in AT but now it feels like we get to dive deeper #I also felt emotional hearing Rebecca Sugar singing and writing a song that encapsulates his feelings so well #😭 it’s been awhile seeing her work exist alongside these characters #and all of these emotions get stronger because I remember AT being the one to inspire me to be a storyboard artist #when I was younger I used to follow many of the board artists here in tumblr and would get so inspired by them #to create simple but powerful boards that can capture the feelings of characters so well #Rebecca Sugar’s songs for the AT characters inspired me so much too #I’m sorry this is long I’m just feeling so many things experiencing all of this again as an adult #my art #fanart #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna the human #cake the cat #simon petrikov

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a-fangirltrash · 20 days

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Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....

Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations

#fidd: ya know baby... why we only have one kid love #Ford: what kid are you talking about fiddleford?#stanford telling him where rhe sugar is KILLS ME #what if once they stopped when Fidd pushed stanford in the bed LMAOOOO #how many situationships like this happened before.... and how worse they were #also i he doesn't say anything i think he enjoys being called like that #fiddleauthor #stanford pines #fiddauthor #gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #fordsquared #fordford #old man yaoi #old man mcgucket

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artharakka · 10 months

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My Skyrim character, Ruis. She's originally from Daggerfall 🗡

#The city not the game. The oldest tes I've played is Oblivion #tes #skyrim #khajiit #c: Ruis #the elder scrolls #she's also not my dragonborn. Her two kids are tho #me and my sibling have a complex skyrim timeline with idk how many characters #been playing it recently again because I've been sick once again ouououough #anyhow have my beloved cat person

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shrimpyjackal · 22 days

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Im continuing this thing of Cosma-Fairywinkle family being hella supportive towards Dev and Hazel s blossoming relationship

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butterflyscribbles · 2 months

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Carrying the team💙💪

Based on a tweet that I will link in the comments;)

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk sandy #lmk mk #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk macaque #lmk wukong #lmk nezha #lmk moe #lmk huntsman #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #I’m tagging everyone so yall can appreciate how many freaking characters I just drew holy crap #new record for me fr #but I love them so it was worth it

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egophiliac · 14 days

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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)

oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.

(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context #but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids #so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way #and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically #lilia: i would die for you #meleanor: that's dumb #(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it #except whoops oh no it just got worse #and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief #meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me #(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months

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Have you made anything about how game Michael has a British accent and movie Mike doesn't?

YES I HAVE.. (here’s the og post)

#ask reply #HONESTLY yall be surprised how many concepts ive done by now #YET somehow I haven’t scratched the surface for fnaf #I NEVER EVER forget Michael is British #William Afton is a cruel man for forcing all his kids to be British despite living in America #this comic still makes me laugh #this being mikes main takeaway is so funny

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hinamie · 28 days

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Requesting a fushikugi hug please please please idc if its a messy sketch or even them as chibis i just need it please 🙏

dropped everything fr them n even threw in a bonus angle <3

#answered #my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk 267 #cherryys #megu mutuals (tm) say jump i say how high #ill say it again how and i mean HOW many embraces 2 i need to draw before we get a gd canon hug #these kids need 2 be HELD #anyway i care them so much this was rly quick but pls enjoy <3 #fskg is true mlm/wlw solidarity argue with a wall

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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 8 months

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DPXDC Yeah, Mechanic.

Danny is a good friend of the Wayne's, they met in Extenuating Circumstances TM and he's in the loop about the Batman Thing and they know he's Phantom on the side. He works in WE R&D department as an engineer but gets called up to the Watchtower to repair busted vehicles and such. Danny's worked on Kon's Sphere, the various superhero themed motorbikes, and on one memorable occasion Megan's Bio Ship.

Due to being kinda dead and having done so much random ass somewhat magic shit, he has this aura anyone just past the point of normal human can feel. He emits the same ominous vibes as the Lazarus to the Bats, itches in the back of Constantine's skull the same way a powerful demon would, and to the speedsters standing next to him has the same wrong, tense feeling as tearing through the time stream.

But he's just a mechanic.

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Red Tornado: ...

Danny:...

Red Tornado: Who are you?

Danny: Danny Fenton, mechanic.

Red Tornado: You don't seem to appear on my heat sensors, you were brought here as a mechanic?

Danny: yeah, *already turning around* mechanic.

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Danny: Please step away from the bike.

Beast Boy: *puffed up like a cat* Don't touch my bike man

Danny: Do you want it fixed or not?

Robin: Dude stop harassing him, he's the new mechanic.

Beast Boy: That guy's our new mechanic??!

Danny: Yeah, mechanic.

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Kid Flash: So,, who are you?

Danny: *half way under a disassembled vehicle* Danny Fenton.

Kid Flash: And what are you doing?

Danny: fixing your messes like normal

Kid Flash: What was that last bit???

Danny: Like a normal mechanic.

Kid Flash: 0_0

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny fenton #batman #batfam #lustice league #john constantine #red tornado #beast boy #kid flash #robin #yeah he holds a grudge for how many tears in the time stream he's had to clean up for those speedsters

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