#humour dark

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[arsecookie]

LMAO THEY WERE RUTHLESS

[24kjaylin]

[pepirfecin]

Team dark being normal

[lafemani]

Real :

New York :👇🏽

[chaos-bringer-13]

I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

[kari-hehe]

i really AM!

[bog-bitch]

consider: intrusive thoughts described like shitty Buzzfeed articles

“Top 10 Reasons Why You’re Actually a Pedophile”

“People Are Sharing the Best Slurs to Scream at the Top of Your Lungs and Honestly I Am So Here For It”

“Tell Me Your Favorite Color and I’ll Tell You You Can Jump In Front of A Moving Train Right Now”

“You’ve Heard of [Normal Activity], But Have You Heard of All the Horrible Ways You Can Die While Doing It???!!”

“This Quiz Will RevealWhich Hand You Could Hypothetically Stick in a Blender!”

[nrmnas]

kizlar bizzz

[hamilton---admin]

Welcome to America.

[blockgamepirate]

In case anyone was still wondering where Techno got his sense of humour.

[arsecookie]

[gh0stieink]

couldn’t resist 😅 dunno if done before but posted this on my normal twitter

[jordanmilleraj]

[arctic-bandar]

Born to be an academic weapon

Forced to become academic victim...