#i be saying shit

[radio-ghost-cooks]

okay so long story short i have a hard time coming up with what to say abt my ocs so i'm just gonna start dumping my ideas on ya'll starting with this:

ghoul AU for my OCs based loosely on Ghost (the band)

tbh the only part of this that connects to Ghost is the concept of elemental ghouls.

it all starts with Leo (as a Satanist priest) finding an old abandoned church with a basement full of black sludgy water. after performing an old ritual, the next day he comes back to find Hajime clawing his way out of the water.

Hajime is a blood ghoul. he kinda follows vampire rules but instead of constantly needing blood, it's more like wine for him. a couple glasses every once in a while is good for him but if he drinks an entire human, he gets all blobby and floppy and spacey. he gets hella affectionate when he overindulges too. he's got ibex horns and a double-barbed tail (like a bee's stinger)

the next one to come is Tarou (he's a fire ghoul). he has horns like a kudu. at the tips of them are little flames. his tail is shaped like a spade from a deck of cards. Tarou can't touch water or else He Will Begin To Die so he came SPRINTING out of that sludge. his fire is fueled by emotion + adrenaline. if he's sad, the fire is weaker. if he's happy, the fire gets stronger. adrenaline overrides the typical happy = strong rule. if he's in a fight or anxious, the fire gets stronger.

finally Hanako comes gracefully swimming out and surprise surprise, he's a water ghoul. he's got your traditional ram horns, but his tail is actually soft and acts like a buoy. it puffs up when he dives underwater so the others always know where he is (somehow, no matter how far down he dives, its always bobbing on the surface...). Hana also has a set of secondary gills meaning he can breathe both water and air

[sleepy-mlm]

damn gay people really be out here gaying

good for them

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

[dazzlerazz]

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

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[rivetgoth]

It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[hpdfag]

[greelin]

i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

[dramatic-dolphin]

"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?

‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️

[stiffyck]

Good luck during pride month to all the aroaces who are gonna be blasted with "love is love" everywhere

Edit:

This post includes aplatonic people, loveless aros and any other people who fall anywhere on the aro and ace spectrum.

Stop saying "but theres platonic love and familial love-"

[cabbagegunk]

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

[kipkiphoorayy]

the king has returned

edit: since this kinda blew up please click for palestine <3

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

[that-cunning-witch]

"Aphrodite loves terfs" do you really think a goddess of love formed from a literal penis and the mother of Hermaphroditus, an intersex god who was associated with androgyny and feminine men, fucks around with transphobia?

she is a literal trans icon and to deny that will get you smited by all the gods