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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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Black Mercy
#my adventures with superman#maws#maws spoilers#clark kent#superman#brainiac#jor el and lara are holding kid clark's hands but they're just hands so im not tagging them#posting my sketches so i actually post. dont look too closely at the lines pls thank youuu#cant believe this is my first MAWS fanart. the first superheo fanart im posting. and its THIS OUTFIT#This fit was for the girls and the gays ok- im doing my duty as a tumblr user ok i swear please im so normal about this episode-#black mercy is the thing that lets clark be mind controlled. also this is evil mind controlled clark for ppl who dont watch MAWS#my art
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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he is reading his best friend a story on their sleepover!!!!
#dogday#catnap#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime#should i make this and the best buddies comicparto of the same au?#im not good at making aus#i swear im gonna make a part two of best buddies eventually#gaaaahhh i cant decide
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discowing + jaybin ! press for quality
txtless + ref under the cut
ignore my horrible art please i drew this on ibis paint x with my finger and the soft felt tip pen brush. and my crappy penmanship.
#discowing isnt actually that bad guys i swear in this essay i will-#isn’t the discowing suit mainly dark blue? no#thats actually a commen phenomenon in comics#because comics#especially older ones#tend to use blue as highlights for black#and oftentimes that leads readers into mistaking the black for blue#common examples of this are in the discowing suit#in batman’s cape#and in spider-man’s outfit#sometimes like with the discowing suit or the spider-man suit#so many people think that it’s blue that it just starts to be drawn and portrayed as blue#thank you for reading my yap session#if u did#dc#dc comics#batman#nightwing#robin#dick grayson#jason todd#discowing#jaybin#NOT A SHIP btw#please dont tag as ship#its not#i cant believe i have to say that
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pony thieves 💥💥
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#akechi rank 8 but its mlp magic duel style 😭😭😭#pony akechi gave me hell when i was drawing him o(< hes literally so hard for me to draw in every shape and form. whats this guys problem#so is makoto pony actually but its okay i forgive her#ANYWAYS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING P5 TACTICA DUDEEE DUDE ITS SO CUTE#theyre such little bugs in this game#started the dlc yesterday and seeing fresh royal trio content after finishing p5r brought tears to my eyes#my son (akira) my daughter (sumi) and this guy they brought along (akechi)#sorry im kidding hes my favorite character i swear#halfway through the dlc i had to pause and log off bc the dialogue options were killign me why are they so flirty its actually sickening#<- shuake fan who cant stomach seeing them interact on screen#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#ryuji sakamoto#ann takamaki#shujin trio#yusuke kitagawa#makoto niijima#futaba sakura#haru okumura#goro akechi#sumire yoshizawa#my art
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these two are so interesting to me
characters belong to @canisalbus
#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying)#actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it#but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo#but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try#so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine#god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos#i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope#what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures#my art#myart#others ocs#vasco#machete#vaschete#furry art#fur#anthro
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For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can't say anything constantly
#bro having conversations is so hard#i swear my voice is literally at the perfect frequency to make it barely audible to anyone without superhuman hearing or smthn#the amount of times no one hears what im trying to say#so i cant interrupt because im not loud enough and i also cant TALK OVER people because overlapping words is#like the perfect recipe for a sensory overload/autistic shutdown
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Fanart of my own AU? Out of context?? More likely than you think! It's NaruFox's Team 7.2!
#my art#narufox#naruto au#team 7#ffreire art#haruno sakura#uchiha sasuke#naruto sai#team 7.2#context to come!! i swear!!!#this#this makes me happy i cant keep waiting for the right time to post#wtf even is that time to post is when i feel like now#enjoy this w me
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Drawings of MAG 160 because I'm completely normal about The Watcher's Crown scene c:
#one day you work in the archive and record statements and next day you're bringing the apocalypse and killing the world :))))))))))#damn working in academia is so crazy#tma#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#mag 160#the magnus archives#magpod#jonathan sims#i swear i never can get jons face right#idk why#like im satisfied whit how he looks its just i cant get him to look the same T^T#and all the other characters are fine theyre perfect xd#its the kim dokja effect or sth#tma fanart
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#I cant be the first person to do this#surely#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#elphelt valentine#elphelt guilty gear#Asphalt guilty gear#bridget guilty gear#guilty gear bridget#brisket#elphelt#brisket guilty gear#THIS IS NOT A BRISKET TAKE DOWN POST#I SWEAR TO GOD#I LOVE THEM BOTH EQUALLY#trans rights#btw
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...wait
what a man he is, this Gale Dekarios
#mmmmmm#yeah okay im normal about it once again i swear good night#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale romance#bg3 gale#bg3 screenshots#mystuff#actually love when he tries to be smooth and then just.. like this#yeah im a brilliant person but i still cant believe you chose me#its also what he has in common with Astarion when you choose him over someone adsfasdf#gale x durge#ooops i tagged as Tav its not true akdhsjdh
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grief
#genshin impact#my art#based off that one art where venti takes on lumine's form#cant find it here but its somewhere i swear#venti never takes this form in front of anyone but wanderer is the nosiest mf out there
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ik i've done like 5 panel redraws from 265 alone but this is the last one promise
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuuji#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#jjk 265#timelapse#jjk but its me and im the one possessed and i cant stop doing yuuji panel redraws :'>#fr tho im done i swear i think ive drawn all my favourite yuujis from the leaks i can stop now#....the one of him crouching while fishing Is good too tho...#IM JOKING I WON'T (today)#my pinky actually hurts rn i will rest#the thing w timelapses is theres never much 2 say abt the process bc like. its all right there#th red flash was me accidentally hitting the paint fill button gomen :'< i always do either that or i accidentally crop it#they should move those buttons further away from each other >:((((#hmm other than that total time abt 4 hours his hair fought me a bit during the render but gojo voice Nah Id Win >:)#symmetry ruler my beloved <333 until i get 2 his scars n have to turn it off rip#anyway im going 2 go rest my hand do some stretches etc etc#self care i hear they call it
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Found another animal that could be Jamil and I had to share it with the world
Evidence Explanation below the cut
(Part 2)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#sorry jamil all i do is slander you#but its bc i love you#that fox's face gets me every time#i swear#why does it look like that 😭#this shall serve as my motivation to actually try to get the sand fox minion#in ffxiv now#i do adore nyamil though#i know black cat is a default for him but#i just cant help but imagine him as a siamese kitty#cant believe this is how i introduce my jameow hc#choose your starter pokemon#or pokemil i guess
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