#i don’t feel super confident about this ngl

[unhingedthirst]

for the smut prompt id love to see julian with 30 and or 93!! love your work <3

Thank you love! That means the world to me! You got it ! Hope it’s okay I combined them!

Minors DNI

Julian and female! Reader

Fluff and smut

CW: oral (male receiving), road head, dirty talk, Julian moaning like a lil bitch, drinking, cursing, car sex, choking, angst? Fluff? and unprotected p in v sex

93. “That’s good, baby, keep doing that.”

30. “Stay still, don’t move your hips.”

Julian knew that dating him couldn’t exactly be easy; he was constantly busy, in danger or in jail. He felt very lucky that you put up with him and his friends so often and that you’ve stuck around. He didn’t know what he’d do without you at this point. Julian walked out of the gates of the prison he had spent around 6 months in and saw you leaning against his car looking like a fucking mirage. Clad in a dress he’d never seen before you had been waiting for this moment but fantasizing about it constantly didn’t prepare you for how good it would actually feel to see his eyes light up when he saw you. He walked toward you trying to keep his cool but his gait was definitely faster than usual. His big hands met your hips and he hoisted you in the air “god I missed you” he practically purrs and presses a passionate kiss on your lips. It was eager and sloppy, you giggle into his mouth as your teeth clash. He Set you down and you gently brush your hand over his strong jawline “I missed you too handsome” you say trying to will yourself to stay calm

“Let’s go home” you say as you get into the car and hand him his drink. He really didn’t know what he would do without you. During the drive it felt like no time had passed since the last time you were together. “I finally finished Catcher In The Rye” he said as he rubbed his thumb over your knee. You smile softly as you hear that; you guys had been compiling books that you were reading together. Like your own little book club. “Yeah me too. I don’t get the hype.” He nods in agreement “I’ve seen Ricky do waaaay greasier shit than anything I read in that book” he states and you laugh shaking your head “I’ve seen /you\ do way greasier shit than that book” he cracks a small smile and takes a swig of his drink. You tell Julian about how J-roc is throwing a welcome back party and he shoots you a annoyed look “I didn’t do it. Don’t look at me like that” you quip and he sighs “I just wanna go home, bang and get drunk” you snort out a laugh because he sounds just like Ricky and he smacks your thigh lightly “don’t.” He warns and you throw your hands up in protest “I didn’t say anything Julian.” You say innocently. You expect some sort of smart ass response but he just keeps his eyes trained on the road and shifts uncomfortably.

You sit in a weird silence for a moment and then you speak again “Julian? Is everything ok?” You say in a hushed tone worried that something was wrong or that you said something to upset him. He takes a deep breathe and glances at you; you looked so good, smelled so good, sounded so good. He was so starved for you; he took a big gulp of his drink “you need to stop saying my name like that.” He says his voice going down a few octaves. You bite your lip in confusion and look at him for a moment “like what Jules?” You ask and place a hand on his shoulder; it takes all his willpower to not pull over and fuck you on the side of the road. “Like that.” He basically seethes “all sexy.” He continues and you roll your eyes “driving me insane. Is that dress new?” He asks his hand finding its place back on your thigh. You nod and lean back taking him all in.

He looked so good, he was bigger than the last time you saw him and his hair was longer. His blue eyes dilated either from the sunlight or the the fact he was touching your supple skin for the first time in 6 months. You reach over and start palming him through his signature blue jeans “it is a new dress handsome. I bought it just for you.” He felt his soul leave his body as you started touching him, it’s been so long. He could hardly focus on driving and only the heavenly touch of your hand on his hardening length. You watch him with tender eyes as you feel him growing under you “how bout some road head for my big strong handsome boyfriend huh?” Your voice was teasing but he couldn’t help get high off the compliments. He watches you as you unbuckle his belt and readjust yourself, you sit on your knees in a downward dog position as you start to pull his big cock out his pants. Julian was hanging on by a thread to keep this composure as his knuckles turn white as you start to take him in your mouth. He lets out a needy moan and you could feel a jolt of arousal hit you as you heard him.

The one perk of Julian going to jail is that after he gets out he’s extra needy and the sounds he made were divine. Loud and unashamed, none of his usual filter. You take his cock into the back of your throat and he grabs ahold of your hair “mmm.. fucking shit. Look at that.” He says as his eyes locked on you. You Bob your head and hollow your cheeks around his thick cock, relishing how he feels and tastes in your mouth. You hum around his cock and tap his thigh and pull off “Jules. The road.” You say and swirl your tongue around his sensitive tip as the moans keep falling out of his mouth. He took your advice though and kept his eyes on the road for the most part. You start focusing on massaging his cock head with your soft lips. The rest of his length was pumped with your hand because you know it drives him insane; your point proven when he moans out his head tipping back as his knuckles turn white “That’s good, baby, keep doing that.” The praise goes straight to your head and cunt as you take him fully again feeling him hit the back of your throat. You could feel him pull over as you swallow around his cock “mmm ffffuck pretty girl..Missed you so much. Missed your mouth.” He says desperately and bucks his hips up into your mouth making you gag slightly “sorry honey.” He says and pulls you off his cock a string of salvia still connecting you to his member.

You smile up at him “couldn’t focus?” You taunt as you take off you dress. Julian’s eyes widen as you watches you. He was always so tender and desperate after not seeing you for this long. It was the one time you felt like you were actually in charge but even know you know you weren’t. He watches you with hungry eyes not caring about the truckers honking as they pass by. You were his dream girl and he can’t believe you stayed. He has a hard time telling you all that stuff sometimes but he sure does show it. His hands find your waist and he tenderly runs his hands up your sides and land on your breasts as they are being freed from the confinement of your bra. It was almost too much to see him like this; the look in his eyes were ones of pure love, he looked at you like the most precious thing in the world. You press your lips into his and close your eyes enjoying the tenderness of the make out session. You crawl over and go to straddle his lap even though the space is tight. His cock was hard with his tip red and leaking. It had been awhile since he came, he didn’t like to do that kind of shit when he was locked up. He did it only when he actually felt like his cock was gonna fall off if he didn’t.

He reclines the seat so you can line yourself up with his cock. Sinking down onto him felt like heaven, you could feel him stretch you out as you left out a whimper “fuck babe. You are so big. God I missed your cock.” You mumble into his lips as you press against him. He moans grabs onto your hips “I am never leaving again. You feel so good.” Your eyes roll back into your head as your rolls your hips and he swears he’s never seen anything hotter. “How good do you feel baby? Talk to me. Whose cock did you miss?” He growls and places a hand at the base of your throat. Your legs were burning and your cunt aching as you bounced on his lap, your tits were too tempting for him to not start to suck and kiss. You were beyond words as very nerve in your body was lit up, but you tried anyway “oh god. I missed your cock Julian. Missed you. You look so good.” You put your hand on his hand that’s around your throat giving him permission to apply pressure. Your bouncing was getting sloppy from your impending orgasm as well as the over extortion of fucking your muscular boyfriend in his car. He squeezes your throat slightly and experimentally as he watches you moan and whimper; he did notice you struggle to keep pace so he places his other heavy hand on your hip “stay still, don’t move your hips.” He moans out and you comply happily. Before you knew it his hips were slamming up into you and you lean back in pleasure your back laying on his car horn, you both chuckle and you throw your hands over his shoulders to lay off the wheel. His pace was relentless and the way you felt around him. So slick, tight and hot. You could ask him for anything in the world in this moment and he would give it to you. He grabs your hair and pulls you onto his lips kissing you passionately and holding you close as he spills his load into your heat. “So hot Julian. You are so hot. Fuck I’m so close” you whimper and Rock into him as he’s coming down from his orgasm. He starts rubbing your clit with two big fingers in tight circles “cum for me honey. Come on.” He encourages and your body just gives out as you cum around him. You could feel a sob leave your mouth as your legs shake, he watches you in awe and rubs your thighs “so fucking greasy baby. You see what you do to me?” He teases and smacks your ass lightly. You roll your eyes as you kiss him gently before sliding off and sitting back in the passenger seat. “You are the one who had to pull over cause you were too horny to wait.” You say slip your dress back on with a giant smile on your face. He shakes his head and lights a cigarette “you were the one blowing me!” He says and passes you his drink, you took a swig and rub his right arm gently “okay Julian.” You say using your best porn star voice to tease him for him not being able to hand you saying his name. He shakes his head and starts to drive again “you really aren’t ever gonna get locked up again?” You say after a few minutes and he looks at you like you just kicked him but his eyes soften.

“I’m gonna try not too. Can’t leave you again.”

He was it for you. You were it for him.

[jo-com]

୧ ‧₊˚ 💐⋅ ☆ ➛ You bagged that?

Lando Norris x Fem!Actressreader

Summary: Lando has seen everyone of your movies— from tv shows to random videos, he’s just so updated about you in everything it’s crazy, but what’s more crazy is him spreading that you guys are dating.

Genre: SMAU

Fc: Elle Fanning

Note: There are some grammatical errors to look out for!

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ➛ My Masterlist

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No.1fFan_ Yn is an actual princess, i love her so much😍

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Username1 SHE IS THE EPITOME OF ROYALTY 👸🏻

Username2 I love her movies sm🥹

Username3 BESTIE SAME!!

Username4 lando on likes??👀👀

Username5 uhm who?

Username6 some f1 driver whose been liking her for years

Username5 ohhh

Username7 he just likes every pic of hers ig🤷🏻‍♀️

Username8 I’VE SEEN HER IN PERSON, SHE’S SUPER NICE🥰

Landonorris Lucky😢😢

Username9 DHSHUSUWB LANDO😭

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Not_yn I have two sides😚

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Landonorris love all ur sides!

Carlossainz55 Dream on lover boy😝

Landonorris Fuck off

Username10 lmao them fighting in the comments r so iconic

Username11 y/n not even giving a damn😭

Username12 HER BEING SO ETHEREAL IS EVERYTHING

Landonorris I AGREE😫

Username13 not lando being her no.1 fan

Username14 stalker much??

Username15 girl stfu, u do the same

Annehathaway why is ur comment sec always chaotic

Not_yn even I don’t know😭

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Landonorris so pretty😍

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Username16 THE DELUSION😭

Username17 Y/n didn’t even like this

Username18 A+ for the confidence

Username19 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ON HOW PRETTY SHE LOOKS

Landonorris real😢

Charles_Leclerc Dude…

Carlossainz55 Man…

Georgerussell63 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Pierregasly Oh brother..

Username20 THEY HAVE MIXED FEELINGS��

Username21 lmao the whole f1 attacking him

Username22 the whole gang came to shame him

Username23 yn being so unbothered😎

Username24 MY QUEEN FR🥰

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WAG.updates ACTRESS Y/N L/N WERE SEEN KISSING THE KNOWN F1 DRIVER LANDO NORRIS— The couple have been spotted together a few times already.

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Username25 oh…

Username26 we owe him an apology

Username27 LANDO DESERVES AN APOLOGY FROM ALL😭

Username28 nobody believed the poor man

Landonorris WHAT’S UP NOW BITCHES

Landonorris and they call me crazy🙄

Maxverstappen u still are😑

Landonorris Yeah..crazy right that is🤪🤪

Username29 gaslighting myself that this isn’t true

Username30 Y/n isn’t even in the likes must be fake

Username31 GIRL PLS LANDO ALR COMMENTED

Username30 doesn’t prove anything

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Not_yn wanted to soft launch but the jig is up

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Landonorris can finally say i love you without being judged😛

Not_yn my poor baby has been so much

Username32 NOOO MY HEART IS FOREVER BROKEN

Username33 welp good bye cruel world

Username34 they lowkey adorable ngl

Landonorris now u ship us🙄🙄

Username34 WE’RE SORRY😭

Charles_Leclerc we stand corrected

Carlossainz55 i know when to say sorry. Sorry

Username35 she’s so pretty💕💕

Landonorris the prettiest😁

Pierregasly aww lover boy

Landonorris fuck off

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Loved this!!

[fastandcarlos]

“Hey Stranger!” : ̗̀➛ Max Verstappen

summary: with your conflicting schedules, match day always clashes with race day. it means it’s been a while since you’ve seen max, until you pull a few strings 🥺

pairing: max x footballer!reader

face claim: lucy bronze

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maxverstappen1: another brilliant race here in japan, the fans are always incredible 🇯🇵 see you all next week at silverstone 🏎️

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username1: such an incredible race max, super job 👏🏻

ynusername: you were incredible, even if I did have to wake up at 3am to watch 😂💞

maxverstappen1: @/ynusername you didn’t have to do that sweetheart 🥺

username2: the end photo omg 😭

redbullracing: we were never in doubt in the garage, fantastic race max ❤️💙

schecoperez: at least this week you managed to make it to debrief before giving yn a call 👏🏻

username3: idk how you and yn do it on the opposite sides of the world together

landonorris: why does that last photo look like something out of a cheesy romcom??

maxverstappen1: @/landonorris it’s better to have a long distance gf than no gf at all 😂

username4: shame yn couldn’t be here to support you, I’m sure she’s so proud of you though ❤️

username5: idk how you and yn do it with all the events you miss out on for each other!

charles_leclerc: such a dedicated boyfriend!!

username6: and you absolutely know he’d be rushing back to check yn’s game after the media too 😭

carlossainz55: that last photo is one way to ruin your cold exterior image verstappen 😂

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ynusername: finishing the first half of the season with another W on the board, looking forward to a week off before kicking on to make sure we’re lifting that trophy at the end of the season ⚽️❤️💙

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username7: enjoy your week off yn…you’ve so earned it 🥺

landonorris: man utd would be a much better team to play for btw… 🙃

username8: i wonder what your plans are for your week off 🤔

maxverstappen1: you’ve been amazing so far, so proud of you 🫶🏻

username9: pls say this means we now get some yn and max content again…

alexiaputellas: our squad is so much greater for having you in it ❤️💙

username10: could not be more confident that barcelona are winning the title again this year 🏆

leahwilliamsonn: don’t forget all your friends back in england over the break 😉

username11: stay safe, we need you if we’re in with a shout of winning the league 🙏🏻

ellieroebuck_: shout out to my personal tour guide for the next seven days 😘

ynusername: @/ellieroebuck_ 🫡🫡🫡

username12: not yn and max spending their evenings cooking on ft together!!

keirawalsh: can’t wait to spend the next couple of days annoying you 😂

ynusername: @/keirawalsh I wouldn’t have it any other way!

username13: I just love how dedicated the two of them are to spending time together 🥺

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ynusername: nothing like the spanish sunshine to help with a bit of rest and recovery ☀️

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username14: ngl my heart broke a little to see no max around 💔

schecoperez: max has not stopped moaning about how bitter he is that you’ve got the week off!

ynusername: @/schecoperez he gets three whole weeks off in a bit it’s not fair 😂

username15: glad to see a smile on your face girl 🥺

landonorris: it’s alright for some 😂

ynusername: @/landonorris jealousy was never a good look on you norris

username16: wondering who it was that took these photos???

maryearps: damn that spanish sun looks like it’s been treating you well 😍

username17: what I would give to live in spain and enjoy that weather on my doorstep

maxverstappen1: looks like you’re doing plenty of hard work 😬

username18: why do I get the feeling max is not impressed 😭

ona.battle: it’s been three days and I already miss you 🫶🏻

username19: poor max wishing he was there

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f1gossip: eagle eyed fans managed to pap the moment yn yln managed to surprise max verstappen at silverstone this weekend. one fan told us yn came up behind max, tapped his shoulder and simply said “hey stranger,” before leaping into his arms…talk about romantic 🥺

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username20: I can’t believe some of you actually thought yn wouldn’t bother with max wtf

username21: “hey stranger” sounds like a line from a movie 😭

username22: my two favourite people reunited!!!

username23: poor max who thought yn was actually enjoying her summer without him 😂

username24: all these years and they’re still surprising each other 🥺

username25: no one can convince me that these two aren’t the cutest couple on the grid

username26: keep refreshing social media in the hope that someone recorded this moment…

username27: look at that smile in the first photo omg ❤️

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maxverstappen1: my lucky charm here to see me through and get me to the top of that podium this weekend ☺️ best surprise ever 💞

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ynusername: wouldn’t have missed it for the world, so so proud of you 🫶🏻

maxverstappen1: @/ynusername you really are the best ❤️

username28: I’m so happy yn got to finally be there to see you get a race win 🥺

landonorris: I only let you win cause I knew your girlfriend was watching 😂

username29: not max calling yn his lucky charm, my heart 😭

redbullracing: congratulations on yet another p1 max 👏🏻

username30: such a good race, congratulations max!!

keirawalsh: I’ll forgive you for stealing my girl seeing as you got the win 😂

username31: bet there’s going to be some incredible celebrations tonight 🥳

username32: I can’t with how proud yn looks of him either…

oscarpiastri: reckon you could at least leave the paddock before throwing yn over your shoulder 🤔

username33: I’ve been waiting to see a post like this for so long 🥺

danielricciardo: forget the win, I was just happy to see yn again after so long!!

ynusername: @/danielricciardo secretly I only actually came to silverstone for you 😘

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ynusername: reminding ourselves how nice it is to cook and eat dinner in the same room again 🥺❤️

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username34: I never want you two to be separated again 😭

landonorris: you’re not allowed to keep him forever btw - he needs to come back to us!

username35: I’m still not over the fact they’re finally reunited

username36: look at the smile on yn’s face, that’s definitely the max effect!

danielricciardo: I’m just glad that it was you cooking and not max 😂

ynusername: @/danielricciardo I’ve been with him long enough to know better than that 😂

username37: the holding hands ☺️☺️☺️

lewishamilton: remind me to block you two when summer break comes around so I don’t have to deal with your sickly sweet posts 😝

username38: now I remember why this is my favourite duo in the world

maxverstappen1: the best couple of days with you 💕💕

username39: a relationship like this in the future pls 🥺

charles_leclerc: do you guys ever plan on not being adorable???

username40: forever my two favourite people ❤️

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˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[arlestial]

Hiii can you mabye write boyfriend hcs for aiku sae shidou and luna from bllk please?💖

❝it's you and me, that's my whole world❞

synopsis : How does it feel to be their fantastic s/o ?

pairing : Aiku, Sae, Shidou, Luna x gender neutral!reader •— Blue Lock

tw : None, that’s mainly fluff and comfort (a bit suggestive on Aiku and Shidou’s part, some « feminine » pet names in Aiku’s part)

word count : 1850~ words

author-note : Hii !! Thanks for your request. To be honest, I didn’t even remembered who was Luna lmao, so I read again Blue Lock to see his face.. I swear I forgot about him. Hope you like it and that I hadn’t made them too occ !! (I’m becoming a simp for Aiku help) take care of yourself ♡

AIKU OLIVER seems quite intimidating at first, maybe because of his famousness or because of his height, but meeting him the first time made you nervous. He’s super outgoing, and straightforward (it’s a bit scary-). But when you get to know him better, he’s going to be the sweetest of these four boys ! Aiku puts his whole heart into everything if it’s for you. You want a new plushie ? He’s going to search for the perfect plushie for you, with the cutest design, your favorite color : prepare yourself, he’s gonna take some classes to learn how to make one. Alright, it won’t be the most beautiful plushie you’re gonna see but hey !! He did it with his hands ?? And it took a while to do so !! He prefers to do something more significant for you than to simply buy something (but he will buy you a lot of things, jewelry, books he thinks you’d like, ect.). He’s a flirt, ngl, he likes to embarrass you, but he always makes-up for it, by pressing a soft kiss on your forehead. I definitely think he would call you honey, sweetheart or my girl.

"- Sweetheart, I’m 200% sure eating two chocolate bars are not very good for your stomach…"

"Nah, don’t worry about me- AIKU !"

He grabbed the chocolate from your hands and put his over his head.

"I don’t wanna hear you whine like a baby because your stomach hurts, mkay ? My sweet girl can’t even take care of herself well", he said in a playful tone.

"Shut up, Aiku, and give me my chocolate bars. Now."

"Then make me, honey", he winked at you and you rolled your eyes. You approached him, hugging him, and putting your hand on his torso, in a seductive way. He felt his heart beating faster, harder in his chest, and the kiss you gave him on his neck made him feel kinda hot, his cheeks becoming red.

You snatched the chocolates bars from his hands and ran away, leaving the poor man alone, flustered. Yeah, he’s whipped for you. A big simp with absolutely no shame.

ITOSHI SAE is extremely different from Aiku. His demeanor is cold, and he was extremely distant and dry in the beginning of your friendship. Then, as the time past, he was more and more attached to you, and started catching feelings. He was so mad at himself : you probably saw him as a friend, and nothing more. Plus, he was kinda mean towards you, he thought you would like a nicer man.. but when you confessed to him, he (almost) had a smile on his face. This man’s gonna pamper you the best he can, buying you the most expansive jewelry ever, the prettiest clothing, taking you to dates often, even if he’s extremely busy. His love language is surely gift giving and quality time !! I feel like he’s very protective too, especially to soccer players; and kinda his brother, who’s one of your friends. He’s a bit insecure and he’s definitely touch starved, so you need to boost his confidence and assure him you won’t leave him anytime soon (never). He would definitely call you dear or babe.

" Sae, what are you look for ? ",you asked, seeing your boyfriend searching something in the closet of your shared home.

"My white shirt, I have an appointment with some journalist today, but I don’t find- oh."

He saw you holding out his shirt, a proud smile on your face.

"I put your shirt away this morning, I was sure you were going to be late"

"Thanks, babe", he said, a small smile creeping on his face, taking his shirt and your hand in his, kissing your knuckles gently. He put his shirt and then headed to the door of the house. You followed him.

"Don’t forget the restaurant this evening dear", he said, taking his coat.

"Mmh", you kissed him goodbye, smiling through the kiss.

"I won’t be long, I promise, love you."

SHIDOU RYUSEI is… a special lover, to say the least. Prepare yourself for tons of adventures and tons of weird stares. He has literally no shame, he’s extremely bold, even in public (this dude doesn’t understand PDA ig) and he doesn’t give a shit about people around him, not what they think of him. But when it comes to you ? Ohh man. He’s extremely proud of you, he’s gonna show you off to everyone 24/7, and if somebody says something about you that he doesn’t like, you would need to calm him fast because he’s ready to throw hands. He wants to hang-out with you all the time, he’s capable of everything for you. Definitely a simp and a hype-man !! He wants to be in your arms 24/7 and absolutely love when you praise him about his skills in soccer or in anything else. This man has a lot of respect for you, your family and friends, but he’s sometimes a bit harsh towards your friends, especially if some of them disrespect you because « it’s fun » or because they’re the « pickme » type.

"Oh hi, Y/N !", you turned your head towards the noise to see two friends you haven’t seen in a while.

"Oh, hi, long time no see ! How are you ?"

"I’m fine ! How are-" answered your first friend, before being interrupted by the second one, that was looking down at you.

"I heard you have a boyfriend now ?"

"Uh… yeah I have, I’m waiting for him to get out of his training right now. He’s a soccer player !", you responded, a bit nervous, a strained smile on your lips.

"Wondering how you get a hottie like this to even take a look at you."

You felt immediately humiliated, you haven’t seen her for almost one year and a half, and she’s already trying to belittle you ? You frowned, and she stopped laughing in a high-pitched voice to look at you again, then sighed.

"Man, you’re so sensitive, chill. It’s a joke."

"A joke is supposed to be funny, bitch."

Shidou appeared behind your second friend, pushing her towards the first one, hurting her a bit in the process.

"Get the fuck out of here now or I’m going to smash your fucking head into the concrete."

They ran away, the second one literally scared for her life, and Shidou put his hand on the small of your back, gently guiding you to the exit of the corridor.

"Don’t listen to her doll, you’re the prettiest girl in the whole world, you know that. I’m the luckiest man here."

LEONARDO LUNA is a sarcastic yet, loving man. He absolutely loves to tease you and to fluster you, it’s his hobby. Making you blush ? He’s smiling. Making you laugh ? He’s crying from your cuteness. His humor is so good, you’ve never seen a funnier man in your life, istg. He’s even more funny when you two go on a date and when he decides to judge every. single. person. that walked past both of you. He’s fond of you, and each day he has you on his side makes him realize he’s the happiest man of the world, thanks to you. He wants you to come to his games with his jersey, and he told his coach he wanted you on the bench near the field, to hold you in his arms after each win, and each defeat. You literally have him warped around your finger, he’s willing to do anything for you to be happy, even belittle himself. His friends tease him about you, but he can’t protest : you’re the light in his life, he counts the days before seeing you again (when he needs to be in a foreign country for soccer), you’re his wallpaper screen, he’s always calling you or texting you, sometimes in the middle of training.

"Luna, what are you doing ?? We’re training man", scoffed his teammate, seeing him on his phone, smiling like a kid.

"I’m texting my s/o, ‘kay? So stop disturbing me, thanks."

"You’re such a simp", he laughed.

"Shut the fuck up", Luna answered, cheeks red, embarrassed.

[gemsofgreece]

Can you make a post about the evolution of Greek art from the ancient times until now in modern age?

Because we often talk about the evolution of art but unfortunately we don't appreciate after ancient times the other art movements Greece went through the centuries.

That’s true! I am sorry for taking ages to answer this but I don't know how it could take me less anyway hahaha I made this post with summaries about all artistic eras in Greek history. I have most of it under a cut because with the addition of pictures it got super long, but if you are interested in the history of art I recommend giving it a try! I took advantage of all 30 pictures that can be possibly attached in a tumblr post and I tried to cover as many eras and art styles as possible, nearly dying in the process ngl XD I dedicated a few more pictures in modern art, a) because that was the ask and b) because there is more diversity in the styles that are used and the works that are available to us in great condition in modern times.

History of Greek Art

Greek Neolithic Art (c. 7000 - 3200 BC)

Obviously, with this term we don’t mean there were people identifying as Greeks in Neolithic times, but it defines the Neolithic art corresponding to the Greek territory. Art in this era is mostly functional, there are progressively more and more defined designs on clay pots, tools and other utility items. Clay and obsidian are the most used materials.

Clay vase with polychrome decoration, Dimini, Magnesia, Late or Final Neolithic (5300-3300 BC).

Cycladic Art (3300 - 1100 BC)

The art of the Cycladic civilisation of the Aegean Islands is characterized by the use of local marble for the creation of sculptures, idols and figurines which were often associated to womanhood and female deities. Cycladic art has a unique way of incidentally feeling very relevant, as it resembles modern minimalism.

Early Cycladic II (Keros-Syros culture, 2800–2300 BC)

Minoan Art (3000-1100 BC)

The advanced Minoan civilisation of Crete island was projecting its confidence and its vibrancy through its various arts. Minoan art was influenced by the earlier Egyptian and Near East cultures nearby and at its peak it overshadowed the rest of the contemporary cultures and their artistic movements in Greece. Colourful, with numerous scenes of everyday life and island life next to the sea, it was telling of the society’s prosperity.

The Bull-leaping fresco from Knossos, 1450 BC.

Mycenaean Art (c. 1750 - 1050 BC)

Mycenaean Art was very influenced by Minoan Art. Mycenaean art diverged and distinguished itself more in warcraft, metalwork, pottery and the use of gold. Even when similar, you can tell them apart from their themes, as Mycenaean art was significantly more war-centric.

The Mask of Agamemnon in the National Archaeological Museum of Athens. The mask likely was crafted around 1550 BC so it predates the time Agamemnon perhaps lived.

Geometric Art (1100 - 700 BC)

Corresponding to a period we have comparatively too little data about, the Geometric Period or the Homeric Age or the Greek Dark Ages, geometric art was characterized by the extensive use of geometric motifs in ceramics and vessels. During the late period, the art becomes narrative and starts featuring humans, animals and scenes meant to be interpreted by the viewer.

Detail from Geometric Krater from Dipylon Cemetery, Athens c. 750 BC Height 4 feet (Metropolitan Museum, New York)

Archaic Art (c. 800 - 480 BC)

The art of the archaic period became more naturalistic and representational. With eastern influences, it diverged from the geometric patterns and started developing more the black-figure technique and later the red-figure technique. This is also the earliest era of monumental sculpture.

Achilles and Ajax Playing a Board Game by Exekias, black-figure, ca. 540 B.C.

Kroisos Kouros, c. 530 B.C.

Classical Art (c. 480 - 323 BC)

Art in this era obtained a vitality and a sense of harmony. There is tremendous progress in portraying the human body. Red-figure technique definitively overshadows the use of the black-figure technique. Sculptures are notable for their naturalistic design and their grandeur.

The Diskobolos or Discus Thrower, Roman copy of a 450-440 BCE Greek bronze by Myron recovered from Emperor Hadrian’s Villa in Tivoli, Italy. (British Museum, London). Photo by Mary Harrsch.

Terracotta bell-krater, Orpheus among the Thracians, ca. 440 BCE, The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Hellenistic Art (323 - 30 BCE)

Hellenistic art perfects classical art and adds more diversity and nuance to it, something that can be explained by the rapid geographical expansion of Greek influence through Alexander’s conquests. Sculpture, painting and architecture thrived whereas there is a decrease in vase painting. The Corinthian style starts getting popular. Sculpture becomes even more naturalistic and expresses emotion, suffering, old age and various other states of the human condition. Statues become more complex and extravagant. Everyday people start getting portrayed in art and sculpture without extreme beauty standards imposed. We know there was a huge rise in wall painting, landscape art, panel painting and mosaics.

Mosaic from Thmuis, Egypt, created by the Ancient Greek artist Sophilos (signature) in about 200 BC, now in the Greco-Roman Museum in Alexandria, Egypt. The woman depicted in the mosaic is the Ptolemaic Queen Berenike II (who ruled jointly with her husband Ptolemy III) as the personification of Alexandria.

Agesander, Athenodore and Polydore: Laocoön and His Sons, 1st century BC

Greco-Roman Art (30 BC - 330 AD)

This period is characterized by the almost entire and mutually influential merging of Greek and Roman artistic expression, in light of the Roman conquest of the Hellenistic world. For this era, it is hard to find sources exclusively for Greek art, as often even art crafted by Greeks of the Roman Empire is described as Roman. In general, Greco-Roman art reinforces the new elements of Hellenistic art, however towards the end of the era, with the rise of early Christianity in the Eastern aka the Greek-influenced part of the empire, there are some gradual shifts in the art style towards modesty and spirituality that will in time lead to the Byzantine art. During this era mosaics become more loved than ever.

A mosaic from the island of Kos (the birthplace of Hippocrates) depicting Hippocrates (seated) and a fisherman greeting the god Asklepios (center) as he either arrives or disembarks from the island. Second or third century CE.

Introduction to Byzantine Art

Byzantine art originated and evolved from the now Christian Greek culture of the Eastern Roman Empire. Although the art produced in the Byzantine Empire was marked by periodic revivals of a classical aesthetic, it was above all marked by the development of a new aesthetic defined by its salient "abstract", or anti-naturalistic character. If classical art was marked by the attempt to create representations that mimicked reality as closely as possible, Byzantine art seems to have abandoned this attempt in favor of a more symbolic approach. The subject matter of monumental Byzantine art was primarily religious and imperial: the two themes are often combined.

Early Byzantine Art (330 - 842 AD)

The establishment of the Christian religion results in a new artistic movement, centered around the faith. However, ancient statuary remains appreciated. Most fundamental changes happen in monumental architecture, the illustration of manuscripts, ivory carving and silverwork. Exceptional mosaics become integral in artistic expression. The last 100 years of this period are defined by the Iconoclasm, which temporarily restricts entirely the previously thriving figural religious art.

Mosaics in the Rotunda of Thessaloniki, 4th - 6th century AD.

Macedonian Art & Komnenian Age (843 - 1204 AD)

These artistic periods correspond to the middle Byzantine period. After the end of the Iconoclasm, there is a revival in the arts. The art of this period is frequently called Macedonian art, because it occurred during the Macedonian imperial dynasty which generally brought a lot of prosperity in the empire. There was a revival of interest in the depiction of subjects from classical Greek mythology and in the use of Hellenistic styles to depict religious subjects. The Macedonian period also saw a revival of the late antique technique of ivory carving. The following Komnenian dynasty were great patrons of the arts, and with their support Byzantine artists continued to move in the direction of greater humanism and emotion. Ivory sculpture and other expensive mediums of art gradually gave way to frescoes and icons, which for the first time gained widespread popularity across the Empire. Apart from painted icons, there were other varieties - notably the mosaic and ceramic ones.

Paris Psalter, 10th century AD. Prophet Isaiah from the Old Testament in the company of the symbolisms for night (clear inspiration drawn from the ancient deity Nyx) and morning (Orthros, not to be confused with the mythological creature).

Palaeologan Renaissance (1261 - 1453)

The Palaeologan Renaissance is the final period in the development of Byzantine art. Coinciding with the reign of the Palaeologi, the last dynasty to rule the Byzantine Empire (1261–1453), it was an attempt to restore Byzantine self-confidence and cultural prestige after the empire had endured a long period of foreign occupation. The legacy of this era is observable both in Greek culture after the empire's fall and in the Italian Renaissance. Contemporary trends in church painting favored intricate narrative cycles, both in fresco and in sequences of icons. The word "icon" became increasingly associated with wooden panel painting, which became more frequent and diverse than fresco and mosaics. Small icons were also made in quantity, most often as private devotional objects.

Detail of Anástasis (Resurrection) fresco, c. 1316–1321, Chora church, Constantinople (Istanbul) (photo: byzantologist).

Cretan School (15th - 17th century)

Cretan School describes an important school of icon painting, under the umbrella of post-Byzantine art, which flourished while Crete was under Venetian rule during the Late Middle Ages, reaching its climax after the Fall of Constantinople, becoming the central force in Greek painting during the 15th, 16th and 17th centuries. By the late 15th century, Cretan artists had established a distinct icon-painting style, distinguished by "the precise outlines, the modelling of the flesh with dark brown underpaint, the bright colours in the garments, the geometrical treatment of the drapery and, finally, the balanced articulation of the composition". Contemporary documents refer to two styles in painting: the maniera greca (in line with the Byzantine idiom) and the maniera latina (in accordance with Western techniques), which artists knew and utilized according to the circumstances. Sometimes both styles could be found in the same icon. The most famous product of the school was the painter Domenikos Theotokopoulos, internationally known as El Greco, whose art evolved and diverged significantly in his later years when he moved in Spain and was involved in the Spanish Renaissance, and though it often alienated his western contemporary artists, nowadays it is viewed as an incidental early birth of Impressionism in the mid of the Renaissance’s peak.

Icon by Andreas Pavias (1440-1510), Cretan School, from Candia (Venetian Kingdom of Crete). The Latin inscription suggests the icon was meant for commercial purposes in Western Europe. National Museum, Athens. (Source: https://russianicons.wordpress.com/tag/cretan-school/)

Crucifixion (detail), El Greco (Doménikos Theotokópoulos), ca. 1604 - 1614.

Heptanesian School (17th - 19th century)

The Heptanesian school succeeded the Cretan School as the leading school of Greek post-Byzantine painting after Crete fell to the Ottomans in 1669. Like the Cretan school, it combined Byzantine traditions with an increasing Western European artistic influence and also saw the first significant depiction of secular subjects. The center of Greek art migrated urgently to the Heptanese (Ionian) islands but countless Greek artists were influenced by the school including the ones living throughout the Greek communities in the Ottoman Empire and elsewhere in the world. Greek art was no longer limited to the traditional maniera greca dominant in the Cretan School. Furthermore, the Heptanesian school was the basis for the emergence of new artistic movements such as the Greek Rocco and Greek Neoclassicism. The movement featured a mixture of brilliant artists.

Archangel Michael, Panagiotis Doxaras, 18th century.

Greek Romanticism (19th century)

Modern Greek art, after the establishment of the Greek Kingdom, began to be developed around the time of Romanticism. Greek artists absorbed many elements from their European colleagues, resulting in the culmination of the distinctive style of Greek Romantic art, inspired by revolutionary ideals as well as the country's geography and history.

Vryzakis Theodoros, The Exodus from Missolonghi, 1853. National Gallery, Athens.

The Munich School (19th century Academic Realism)

After centuries of Ottoman rule, few opportunities for an education in the arts existed in the newly independent Greece, so studying abroad was imperative for artists. The most important artistic movement of Greek art in the 19th century was academic realism, often called in Greece "the Munich School" because of the strong influence from the Royal Academy of Fine Arts of Munich where many Greek artists trained. In academic realism the imperative is the ethography, the representation of urban and/or rural life with a special attention in the depiction of architectural elements, the traditional cloth and the various objects. Munich School painters were specialized on portraiture, landscape painting and still life. The Munich school is characterized by a naturalistic style and dark chiaroscuro. Meanwhile, at the time we observe the emergence of Greek neoclassicism and naturalism in sculpture.

Nikolaos Gyzis, Learning by heart, 1883.

Rallis Theodoros, The Booty, before 1906.

20th Century Modern & Contemporary Greek Art

At the beginning of the 20th century the interest of painters turned toward the study of light and color. Gradually the impressionists and other modern schools increased their influence. The interest of Greek painters, artists changes from historical representations to Greek landscapes with an emphasis on light and colours so abundant in Greece. Representatives of this artistic change introduce historical, religious and mythological elements that allow the classification of Greek painting into modern art. The era of the 1930s was a landmark for the Greek painters. The second half of the 20th century has seen a range of acclaimed Greek artists too serving the movements of surrealism, metaphysical art, kinetic art, Arte Povera, abstract excessionism and kinetic sculpture.

Yiannis Moralis, Two friends, 1946.

Art by Giannis Gaitis (1923-1984), famous for his uniformed little men.

By Yorghos Stathopoulos (1944 - )

Art (detail) by Nikos Engonopoulos (1907 - 1985)

Folk, Modern Ecclesiastical and Secular Post-Byzantine Art

Ecclesiastical art, church architecture, holy painting and hymnology follow the order of Greek Byzantine tradition intact. Byzantine influence also remained pivotal in folk and secular art and it currently seems to enjoy a rise in national and international interest about it.

A modern depiction of the legendary hero Digenes Akritas depicted in the style of a Byzantine icon by Greek artist Dimitrios Skourtelis. Credit: Dimitrios Skourtelis / Reddit

Erotokritos and Aretousa by folk artist Theophilos (1870-1934)

Example of Modern Greek Orthodox murals, Church of St. Nicholas.

Ancient Greek philosophers depicted in iconographic fashion in one of Meteora’s monasteries. Each is holding a quote from his work that seems to foreshadow Christ. Shown from left to right are: Homer, Thucydides, Aristotle, Plato and Plutarch. This is not as weird as it may initially seem: it was a recurrent belief throughout the history of Christian Greek Orthodoxy that the great philosophers of the world heralded Jesus' birth in their writings - it was part of the eras of biggest reconciliation between Greek Byzantinism and Classicism.

Prophet Elijah icon with Chariot of Fire, Handmade Greek Orthodox icon, unknown iconographer. Source

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[kyojurismo]

I don't know if I did this one before so sorry if I did but can I have headcanons of Obanai, Sanemi and Shinobu dating Giyuu Civilian one year younger sister? Like this girl is an absolute sweetheart and the popular one but despite that is so kind and loving especially to Giyuu and is one of the few that is able to make him smile, laugh and spoil? Also Giyuu Hella protective of her.

▸ ANSWERING. hello! actually yes you already requested something like this but since this ask is more specific i’m using it haha, no worries tho <3

▸ FANDOM. kimetsu no yaiba

▸ CHARACTERS. sanemi shinazugawa, obanai iguro & shinobu kocho x fem!reader

▸ RATING. sfw

▸ WARNINGS. giyu is here but i mainly focused on these three lol, fluff, making out, not proofread

giyu is 21 y/o, so are sanemi & obanai, while shinobu is 19 y/o, so that makes reader 20 years old in this (just doing the math, don’t mind me)

SANEMI SHINAZUGAWA

sanemi couldn’t stand your brother, but when he noticed you that one time tomioka took you to meet oyakata-sama

his gaze softened, yeah that sounds cliché but it’s true

you were like a little ray of sunshine

he approached you when you were alone

well, alone = without giyu

due to your personality you were pretty popular so you had a lot of friends

you always found time to take care of giyu, taking him to eat salmon daikon and basically spoil him

he’s always seen laughing and smiling when you’re around

giyu discovered about you two dating when you were wishing sanemi good luck before a mission and he almost passed out when he saw the wind hashira grab your face and kiss you passionately

he tried to convince you lo leave him because he thought sanemi was pretty reckless in battles and also his hot temper wasn’t one of his best qualities

but if you were happy he respected your decision, he just wanted to protect you after all

“sanemi is really sweet, giyu! don’t worry too much,” you smiled softly at him, reassuring your older brother

OBANAI IGURO

don’t ask me how you two got together

it just happened

literally, obanai grew so fond of you that he started being around you every moment

kaburamaru showed his interest for you and loved getting petted by you

“he don’t bite,” obanai said confidently, letting you hold his little friend

“yes he does!” here’s giyu to the rescue

[IT’S ALL TIKTOK FAULT BYE]

kaburamaru did in fact hissed at your brother, but because he wanted to keep getting petted by you

he was even more surprised when you two started dating

obanai took you eating, you two usually walked a lot together when he wasn’t busy with slayers duty, he also gifted you with cute hairpins and jewellery

he spoiled you ngl

he surprisingly started leaving tomioka alone so you won’t get upset at him

giyu accepted the fact that you loved him and that somehow he was the right one for you

SHINOBU KOCHO

shinobu found you interesting and there was something about you that drew her attention

it started as a friendship because at first you were clueless lol

but you discovered you actually liked her more than just a friend

“my little sister and the insect hashira were holding hands the whole time?” he stared at rengoku, his face white paled. “yes, they were! a very cute couple, i must say!” smiles widely unaware about giyu’s true feelings

dead shocked

but she’s a reliable and caring person

the fact that you two were dating was confirmed when giyu surprised you making out with shinobu not too far from his mansion

“you told me tomioka was on a mission, darling,” shinobu chuckled when she noticed how tensed up he seemed. “he was!”

i think that shinobu being your girlfriend didn’t took that much time to settle in his mind, she wasn’t too bad after all

he trusted her with you and noticed the way she acted when you were around

the bullying didn’t stop tho ):

but you made her promise to quit tormenting your brother

▸ BEFORE LEAVING. reblog and comments are super appreciated. shinobu’s part is a bit weak ngl, but i interrupted writing the whole piece multiple times due to being busy these days, so i apologise. thank you for reading !! ♡

[brown-spider]

ngl I love your interpretation of Hobie. it is so hard finding fans that are black + don’t see him as a child + have good hcs (while taking his manner of speech into account)

Im surprised to hear you feel like ive taken his manner of speech into account, because i hate the british (joking. But not reeeally shsjkjsk) and am super ignorant about the common lingo. I straight up had him use AAVE once or twice i think 😂

I've got a handful of British ppl in my inbox who helpfully handed me The Manual of london speech so maybe one day I'll become more confident in my portrayal of the enemy british folk

Anyways I'm glad you enjoy reading my thoughts on the #1 lad! 👍🏼

[f0point5]

I get the whole Lando thing but, for the next season I’d still like it if you chose him as a main. Especially If there’s going to be photography involved.

I feel like I’m going to get hated for this, but I really don’t like Daniels vibe since he came back. It feels like he isn’t even trying anymore, he’s there for the money and the fun (kinda like Valtteri), not to truly compete. And it makes me so angry, cause he had so much potential and he wasted it. Instead of making space for some promising and young talent, he’s hogging the only available seat (in the only junior team, whose purpose was to develop young drivers)

I just don’t think we should glorify he’s path.

Yeah, I mean honestly the vibe shift would be sooo good for the plot lol because now more than ever I feel like he could do with someone who makes him get offline a bit more and stop listening to the noise.

On Daniel…I agree but I also don’t. I don’t think it’s his responsibility to make space for anyone. If he wants the seat and it’s offered to him he has every right to take it.

On the other hand, I don’t like that he’s in AT. If RB were that desperate to have him back they should have bit the bullet and bought checo out at the end of ‘24 (I think they would have if Daniel had had the full half-season and shown consistent pace). But I also feel like they use AT more as a recycling bin than a junior team now. Pierre was there for years just to bring in consistent points, Yuki is there to satisfy Honda, now Daniel is there as a placeholder, it hasn’t been a junior team for a while. I’d love to see it get back to that, but I’d also like to see Sauber get back to that as well. But, I digress.

The problem is I think Daniel leaned into the celebrity thing when he didn’t have a seat and now he can’t really back out of it, and can’t afford to. He’s not going to be a world champion, so he has to be securing his future bag. I get it, but it can be a bit cringe to watch sometimes. I have a love/hate relationship with the idea that drivers have to be super focused. On the one hand I think there’s nothing more fascinating (and hot ngl) about someone like Max who just lives and breathes racing and exudes confidence in his talent. On the other hand, not everyone has his talent, not everyone is in their prime. If Daniel was still fully on the grind like “I’m ready to be a wdc next year I’m going beast mode” I’d be like, please join us in reality, so, in some ways I’m glad he can admit he’s just having fun.

All this to say, yeah there’s a lot of cringe in the way Daniel handles himself but I don’t think he has a lot of other ways to maximise his opportunities.

[jalluzas-ferney]

I will never uundertanad how people care about like..inclusive language. Like in the way that they act bothered by it. Like mf why does it bother you? How does it affect you? It always feels like people simply feel attacked by the simple inclusion of other people into a conversation or anywhere really. And that applies to many other things. Like when people start calling a video game woke or whatever cuz you can choose to have a same sex relationship or there’s a person of color. Hell even a little lgbtw flag or whatever. It’s like when people say all lives matter when somone brings the BLM subject in. It’s like…mf this isn’t an u. Stop taking everything personal.

And going back to the language thing. Like as a cis girl. It does not affect in a single way if someone uses any kind of gender inclusive language? Like if someone says “person w a vagina” like sure? Idc. Like I reaaallllyyy don’t care. Don’t careee. I’m a person. I have a vagina. Yeah they’re referring to me. I still feel like a woman. I feel sure in my gender. I feel strong in my identity. Like damn cis people have to learn to be sure of their identity. Be more confident in your gender bruh.

Like duh people who get offended by inclusive language are really just simply bigots but I feel like it’s still happens with people who claim to support certain groups- but then act annoyed if someone talks an inclusion as if it’s a personal attack on them or people do it for the sake of annoying ppl. I remember I was in this shitty theatre class where instead of theatre kids there were a bunch of popular kids who joined to not do anything- and the teacher walks in- he was very weird btw- like in the way he thinks he’s super wise and he makes you think he’s wise but then a year later you like damn what a fraud - anyways;

He walks in and he’s like - “oh, now we are not allowed to say ladies and gentlemen because it’s not inclusive “ or smth like that, and the rest of the kids are like “uuughh🙄🙄🙄😒😒” and I just stood there like- girl? 💀

I know damn well you pulled that out of your ass cuz no one is forcing you to not say ladies and gentlemen. Ik damn well the school doesn’t give a fuck and neither of the parents. He probably saw it on the internet and took as “oh now I’m FORCED to say NOT ladies and gentlemen 🙄 wow the audacity of these annoying humans” like bro no one is putting you at gun point.

And even if someone said, “yeah you should change the intro and say smth else other than ladies and gentlemen” is it really that deep? Like to complain? It’s an intro. I really dgaf. Again. As a cis girl. I’m already included so it doesn’t nessecarilly affect me. But neither does anything else. Mf just say welcome students teacher and parents or whatever? Bruh I dunno it really isn’t that deep to groan ab- it simply respect 🤨

It’s like those Disney adults complaining ab doesn’t saying “welcome dreamers “ ….like yeah it’s pretty on theme. And again. How does it affect you. Your a dreamer, aren’t you? Unless your not lmao which if that’s the case that’s pretty miserable ngl.

Anyyywaayssss

Sorry for the rant but like I just keep seeing it everywhere and I just needed to blow some steam off. It’s so stupid. It really is .

[shentheauthor]

Being a biromantic asexual is kinda super weird, ngl.

I grew up being super indifferent to actually getting into a relationship, despite loving romantic tropes and books. It was entertainment for me, but it wasn’t something I wanted for myself.

Then when I got into high school and the rest of my classmates were getting in and out of relationships, I started feeling out of place. Romance and sex were tied together in my head, and since I couldn’t separate them, I didn’t want either.

When I found out that sex is optional in relationships, even if both partners are allosexual, I suddenly wanted to be in a romantic relationship! I went, oh, so I have time until the sex drive kicks in, and I can have a relationship without until it does!

I didn’t realize I’m asexual until college hit. I just kept… waiting to be attracted to people in that way. I waited and waited, and it never came. Not even when I was already in a relationship with my first boyfriend. Even though I knew about asexuality, I still thought I was just a late bloomer, or that there was something wrong with me. I couldn’t wrap my head around the idea that I am ace.

And then I finally asked, do people like, ACTUALLY want sex? Like that’s something they actively want? In my group chat, and the answer was, of course, a very loud “yes.” Not all people do, and not all people want it the same amount, but the general consensus was that yes, most people are ACTUALLY attracted to people, for real. They aren’t just saying it for the bit.

That was a very eye-opening experience for me, to say the least. I’m confident in my identity, and it means a lot to me, but experiencing romantic attraction made it pretty difficult for me (personally). I know other people have figured it out sooner than I did when we have the same or similar sexualities, this is just about my personal journey.

I dunno. It’s weird. It’s hard to distinguish what’s normal for YOU versus what’s normal for everyone else, when most people assume a fundamental understanding that you just don’t have. Like, it turns out that people just intrinsically know that sexual attraction is real, and they understand the implications and feelings behind it. For me, I knew it was “real,” but I didn’t really think it was that big. I thought everyone was exaggerating when they talked about it, and I thought they didn’t actually mean it when they said they had a celebrity crush.

Getting the courage to just… ask… really helped.

[jihyoruri]

i feel bad sending long asks but I LOVE analyzing characters even if I’m wrong.. like yeah I’m wrong but then I’ll get corrected so I can understand the characters better so rlly.. I WON.

i did notice that aespayn seemed more happy w bada, being w karina probably stresses her out a little 😭.

richgirlyn… it’s interesting that you say most of the things I said abt aespayn r applicable to richgirlyn.. because I thought it was the other way around. i have a LOT of thoughts abt richgirlyn but I don’t want to write another essay to save you from having to read my yapping..

i thought richgirlyn would actually know herself a little better.. I mean she’s aware she’s putting up a confident front, she’s aware that being thought of as just a rich princess hurts her.. idk something about the way you write her being playful but also kind of arguing w chaewon.. I feel like she lets her real personality slip through sometimes where she’s more calm.. solemn maybe?? I could also be reading this wrong but I think if you left her alone w her thoughts and no one to perform for she’d be like.. calm. think abt her life maybe. or is it like a ‘the mask you wear becomes your face’ situation.. it’s hard for me 2 figure out these things because these r NAWT introspective think pieces 😭😭I need to stop tryna psychoanalyze everyone..

the way I read it was that she separates herself from her “rich” image, like how she was just listening to music in her room and being a little more vulnerable there?? when she doesn’t have to perform for herself, she’s just herself.. not a super confident witty girlboss.. just a girl. or is that her real personality? maybe I just don’t have any literacy but how big of a mask.. is the mask.. like clearly her defense mechanism is to make a snarky/sarcastic remark or joke back whenever chaewon is mean.. so you can tell it definitely effects her a little. it’s probably not smth she enjoys but she’s built her image so she’s okay w living with it.. or maybe it’s a mix of both! she truly is confident and playful but she plays it up. irdk!!

-🎏

LOL I love ur long asks they’re so fun to read it’s nice to see someone enjoying my works and analyzing them 

LOL I love ur long asks they’re so fun to read it’s nice to see someone enjoying my works and analyzing them.

yeah she’s always on high alert with karina ngl 😭

when I said the stuff that you said about aespa!yn reminding me about richgirl!yn I was more so leaning towards the rich kid with problems point of view not the knowing herself point of view 😭 (yk putting up a front that they’re so confident and unbothered and stuff)  

richgirl!yn definitely knows herself no doubt she’s aware that she puts up a confident front, she’s aware that she’s privileged, she aware of the hurt she feels sometimes when chaewon passes certain comments.

The thing with her is the sassy witty girl you see is her personality that is her but that’s not all she is, shes someone shoes creative, someone who works hard, she’s hurt by chaewon’s comments because she’s hurt that that’s all what people see her for  (even her members that just don’t say it up to her face like chaewon does, she knows they love her but she also knows that they don’t think much about her when it comes to other factors of her besides her fathers money ) but she’d rather play into it than show that she’s hurt, she was raised to be strong and to think that she’s better than everyone, she was raised to not let people see emotions because she’s richer and better and that’s when the letting things slip up part comes into it.

She’s not letting her real personality slip, she’s letting her vulnerability slip, especially when she was talking about tiffany in the last richgirl!yn work.

but ur so right about her snarky comebacks and playful teasing being a defence mechanism she doesn’t want to show any vulnerability or that she’s hurt because that’s how she was raised (kinda like how cib!yn was raised to believe that love was useless which is why she kinda ignores signs of someone liking her or is just completely oblivious to things)

[gladiator-gladiolus]

My prejudgement of the engage cast: Solm edition

Like I said before, this is as of before I venture into chapter 4 this time, so obviously I don’t actually know ANYTHING about anyone except what I’ve accidentally absorbed through fanart. This is all purely based on their appearance and the vibe. I’ll reblog with what I actually think of them after I’ve finished the game, or have sufficient enough exposure to them

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(These are probably really harsh, I have unleashed my full prejudice)

Fogado

Sylvain and Yuri’s personality love child

manwhore (but respectfully)

Looks like he has committed numerous war crimes and does so with an irresistible smile, 10/10 would do again, 5 star review on yelp

Knows how to emotionally manipulate you

Can dance really well but won’t tell anyone

a very good leader

Charismatic as FUCK

knows his people well and they love him

has a fanclub

Is known to prank people

sexy and he knows it

I’ll either be in love with him and won’t admit it or I’ll be completely immune

Pandreo

What is going on with his hair???????

ngl im kinda into it though

Has “goes to the same hairdresser as Lorenz” syndrome

Really mean but everyone is into it

Gay but is almost homophobic about it

would kick a child and call it character building

Has another male character he is shipped with religiously

the red flag everyone ignores

obnoxious pretentious little meow meow

I’m going to absolutely adore him

pretends he knows everything but actually dropped out of school at the age of 9 months

Bunet

Chivalry isn’t dead personified

excuse me hi, yes, my name is micromanagement supreme

Probably a Nationalist

Comes across as a jock at first but is actually extremely skrunkly dunkly

His work is his life

would rather the world be shaped into a cone and everyone slide off the face then see his friends hurt

Would rather be dead than not feel useful

In a modern Au would be obsessed with guns and holding dead animals

his parents are silly :(

is trying to further his reputation for 60% of the game

accidentally adopts one of the younger characters

is actually a bit of a nobody

Timerra

If you sucked every inch of optimism out of the world and concentrated it in one place, this is what would grow legs and emerge

Social butterfly

Comes across very confident but is actually really insecure

Is an only child

Tends to avoid reality

Shockingly the most religious out of all Solm characters

either extremely childish or overly mature with responsibility issues and there’s no in between

Kins Pinkie pie

Merrin

Wears winter clothes in the height of summer and visa versa

Tell him to bring a coat and he won’t then will blame you when he gets cold

is probably a girl that I mistook for a boy

Wants you to think he shops at hot topic but can actually be seen buying neon vests in the rave shop

Goth but the heart’s not in it

“I dOnT nEEd fRieNds, tHeY diSaPoiNT mE”

Quiet and reserved

Takes a long time to think about things but when he gets back to you on that, it’s going to be the best idea you’ve had the pleasure of hearing

Has a strong sense of self worth

was abused by his dad

Seadall

no, Navarre isn’t my twin brother why would you say that?

while you were busy buying body pillows, he studied the blade

Is a martial arts genius

If you’re not talking about combat, get lost

One of the most morally grey people you’ll meet

Is a sword for higher but would probably do it for free if you said please

noble gone bankrupt

Has a cruel master he has weird sexual tension with

the one Merrin looks up to

Man of no words

a woman I’m mistaking for a man

Panette

I saved the worst for last

not the clown but the whole circus

the quiet kid (trademark)

edgelord

who am I kidding, I’m just jealous because she’s way cooler than me, I’m going to end up loving her to bits

Super slay makeup so is super slay in all aspects of life

doesn't take life too seriously

just go with the flow

Likes causing people pain

favourite film is probably final destination

likes the smell of dead bodies

in reality cares about the well-being of others too much

doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her

the most mentally stable in the entire game

has a weird obsession with marionettes

Solm will most likely be my favourite but right now I’m in denial

[aro-culture-is]

Hi! I’m struggling to figure out if I’m aro or not. My main difficulty is that I’m bisexual and frequently feel attraction of some kind, so I’ve been struggling to disentangle whether I’m experiencing romantic attraction somewhere in the middle when I respect or like someone platonically as well as finding them attractive.

I can say confidently that I’m not interested in or comfortable with the idea of being in a romantic relationship with someone. I don’t really relate to any super sappy romantic ideas or the idea of being in love, but I can’t distinguish between whether I just have more casual or slight romantic feelings than others around me or if it’s nothing at all. I am also only 16 so it’s fully possible I just haven’t got there yet.

The final thing is that if I am aro, or decide to identify as arospec in some way, I’m just.. personally not super comfortable with using the split attraction model to label myself. I don’t know why, to be honest. I totally respect it and people who use it, but for me attraction in general all just feels like one big grey area and I wouldn’t find it that easy to split it up like that. Trying to figure out how I would begin to label myself has been kind of distressing. I don’t know how to reconcile this, or if I just need to get over it? My solution so far has been sticking to just the bisexual label but I feel a bit alienated from some of the discussions within the community about love. Again, this could just be a me thing and not an aro thing. In all honesty the idea that what I feel for those I’m attracted to is just sexual attraction without any possibility for romantic attraction makes me feel a bit sleazy and gross when I dwell on it too much - I know this is unreasonable and I would never think it about anyone else, but I’m struggling to get over it.

Any advice? Sorry for leaving you such an essay but I ended up having a lot to say 😅

ngl, there is no easy answer for this. I want to offer a few things - for one, you don't have to use labels you don't want to use. but... it absolutely sounds like you experience (internalized) alloarophobia.

my main comment with regards to that is honestly? follow allo aro people. follow sex-positive blogs. practice noticing sex negativity in your life, and addressing the fact that sex is a neutral action - why is sexual attraction sleazy? if it's not bad to feel aesthetic or sensual attraction - why is sexual attraction, similar to each, somehow "sleazy" or "bad"?

it could be worthwhile to also examine if that's some swerfy rhetoric you've absorbed, portraying sexual attraction as an agent of patriarchy and therefore bad, instead of like... literally a physical thing that a LOT of people experience. anything can be an agent of power, and while our current culture abides by "sex is power", that doesn't mean sexual attraction is some sort of inherently oppressive thing.

[galadrielspeaks]

thranduil (this is a threat)

THRANDUIL!!!!!

Sexuality Headcanon: overall I think he’s “straight” because he’s only loved one person (his wife) and she’s a woman. BUT if i squint my eyes really REALLY hard i can kind of see the vision of him having a super short one time heat of the moment kiss or fling with Bard. if i squint RLLY RLLY hard yeah! so like hetero-flexible maybe. sexuality and gender of elves are hard JNFNDJSJ

Gender Headcanon: just like the dwarfs i believe the elves live beyond the gender binary (especially mirkwood elves) but i think he identifies as male / leans towards masculinity

A ship I have with said character: I feel like he was really happy with his wife :( him and his wife for sure <3

A BROTP I have with said character: I think he and Galion are better friends than people think because how else would that elf find the confidence to get shitfaced with his King’s drink 😭 i think that they’ve been together since Doriath <3 :)

A NOTP I have with said character: Elrond :( i’m sorry it just feels like a bit like HUH. I don’t really see anybody shipping Thranduil with anyone though but sometimes I’ll stumble across an Elrond x Thranduil and it throws me off a little :/

A random headcanon: This is less about him and more about his wife, but I headcanon he married a Silvan elf. Both for love 🥹 and also because ngl it would be politically fortuitous for him to. This is so engraved in my head that fics / content where Legolas’ mother isn’t Silvan throw me off JDJFJDKSKS I feel like Oropher would be pleased with his line merging into Silvan culture so fully like that, given that he wanted to integrate into their culture already. And though he died before Legolas was born i think he would be very excited at the prospect of his half-sindar half-silvan existence. I also head-canon that he has a stronger connection to the forest than his father Because of his wife :D she taught him how to connect with it properly.

General Opinion over said character: I. Love Thranduil. Like genuinely he is like, my favourite character i think. Which is crazy for me to say because I love many of the LOTR characters but I’ll be damned if Thranduil isn’t the character that I am the most in awe of. I think I just admire his persistence in the face of darkness. I mean cmon the dude has no ring of power and has been defending his kingdom for centuries like yes he’s been losing ground but considering his enemy was literally SAURON himself yeah i give my props to him. Especially because he maintained celebration and joy and his connections to his people and to his forest. Very big fan of the fact Thranduil gets a bit silly sometimes drinks too much wine and actively enjoys his people’s merry-making. Love it!

[wosowrites]

Do u think we could go far in the wc without Leah if it is a long term injury??

I think we could also still struggle a bit ngl without any super subs and possibly no Kirby. I feel like we would do better with Alessia and toone as super subs again and daly upfront and maybe Nobbs starting instead of Ella. What do u think?

honestly think we need tooney in the starting. I love Jordan but she hasn’t had as much national team football big game experience. i hope we don’t have to rule out Leah but… without Leah, the lionesses are loosing their captain, a key player, and with that, a lot of their confidence. I would have placed a bet on the lionesses winning the world cup, but without her… i don’t know honestly. I think we need Lessi and Ella as starters and Jordan as a super sub. We’ll see about Daly but if Leah is out i’m not confident in Esme to be a starter in defence just yet. too young.

[oddlies-a]

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍

——— BASICS! ♡

(PEN)NAME: Wes

PRONOUNS: they/them

ZODIAC SIGN: pisces/aries cusp

TAKEN OR SINGLE: single

——— THREE FACTS! ♡

1 - I donated stem cells twice! it was a good experience, and the process wasn't bad at all.

2 - I am currently in a psychology master's program! i thought about getting a doctorate but i've decided to tap out after my masters's due to fear of burnout.

3 - i have three tattoos! one above each elbow and one on my right thigh!

——— EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED: tumblr & discord (but I'm even slower on discord for rp for some reason)

PLOTTING / WINGING IT / MEMES: i prefer memes or plotting tbh, it gives me a base to work with. even if we don't plot fully, as long as we get a connection or something to start off with, i can work with that.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER: i mostly write men and nonbinary characters, but i want to branch out so badly. i feel i have a fear of messing up women for some reason? i don’t know what it is. I’ve been slowly breaking out of my shell I think, though!

MULTI OR SINGLE: no preference, as i write on both myself.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACECLAIM(S): I see celebs that I’m kinda tired of seeing so often, they’re kinda boring ngl. They’re usually super “attractive” (usually not my taste, but seemingly common for other people to like) and flawless and used super often. I become desensitized to them. I try to use unique faceclaims myself when possible.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡

FLUFF: free serotonin. Love it so much, my favorite out of these three! It’s easy and mood boosting for me.

ANGST: i like it on occasion, but not too often. It does turn my mood sour if done a lot. Makes me generally sad if overdone.

SMUT: only with close and trusted friends. And even then not very often because I’m scared of embarrassing myself LMAO. I prefer it off tumblr so no one but my writing partner can see it and comment on it. Some people get way too creepy and comfortable surrounding smut and suggestive topics. Also, I can’t picture some of my muses getting freaky so it’s hard to write smut most of the time lol. I never really get into stuff like that unless I feel they’re outwardly sexy and super confident.

tagged by:  stole it from @opportunistic-chicanery <3