#i wanna spoil tf out of him....he deserves it

[star-spirit-mayhem]

Dabis the type of boyfriend that's shameless about the bathroom. He'll follow you into the bathroom if he's talking to you or when feeling particularly clingy, which is fine if your doing your makeup or any type of care routine cuz if you ask all nicely he'll help you with whatever you're doing weather it be helping with your eyeliner or fixing your hair for you but the fucker also barges in while you're taking a shit just to annoy you or to "wash his hands" like he cant do that in the Kitchen -_- Fucking shameless.

Or when he walks in on you taking a shower, you always freak out a little when you notice him and he's all 'fuckin chill its me, anyway shigaraki's bein a pain in the ass-' and hell just sit on the toilet and rant at you like you're not butt ass naked not three feet from him trying to set soap out of your eyes cuz he distracted you.

[washa]

I listened to The Summit audio and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (IM STILL IN SHOCK WHAT TEH FUCK)

HELP OF COURSE ASHER LOST A FUCKING SHOE 

David’s gonna whip your ass Ash 

WHY ARE WE ROASTING ASHER SO BAD

Milo being a fashionista cannon

“Good thing belts don't correlate to height.” DAVID

Ash, Baabe, get a fucking room 

Sweetheart i’m crying please give a man some dress socks

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Vincent sounds so anxious

AWH NO WILL COME ON MAN NOT THE ASSISTANT 

Vincent baby… 😕

“I can't control how people are acting but I can control how I react.” PREACHHH VINCENT 

Mhm run past me. OOH MUSIC FUCK YES, THE DRACULA MUSIC I LOVE IT 🙏

Surprise??? He’s spoiling Lovely so bad

I'M SCARED IS IT GONNA JUMP AT ME LIKE THOSE PLASTIC SPIDERS

A CROWN?? NO NO NO THAT’S SO FUCKING SWEET 

THE SAME CRAFTSMAN AND EVERYTHING I CANNOT DO THIS😭

Wait, does Sam have a crown too?? Like being a duke

HE CALLED US BABY I CANNOT 

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Shit these sound effects are FIRE

Yo Sam wassup my guy.

Oh Porter. Hi dear ☹️

Sam is literally the opposite of me I love small talk and big events lmfao 

“Good people” He’s so salty lmfao

There’s no way Darlin’ isn’t smoking hot rn

AY ICE CREAM TUBS, Mint chocolate chip for the win 🙌

I imagine them going hand in hand, like elbows connected.

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Porter being a smooth bitch. (as usual)

Vincent is surprisingly kind abt this, well as nice as he can

IS TREASURE NOT HERE?? DID PORTER GASLIGHT ALL OF US.. 😰

That went well. Lovely calm your boyfriend before he pulls out his hair

Nah let like Sam punch him it’s funnier.

Are these other vamps that bad oh my god 

Ooh business deals?? Yes make that moolah.

Eccentric?? Tf you mean eccentric. I don’t think David can handle more eccentric people in his life.

HELP NOT ASH PICKING UP ON VINCENT (unrelated but can we just acknowledge how emotionally mature and smart Asher is?)

WHAT DID ASH DO?? TEAR DOWN A WALL???

Oh god Bennetts?? They sound pleasant.

Wait wait, House of Baz were allies, and but every word out of Deon's mouth was to diss William??? WHAT TYPE OF SHITTY ALLIES

I want those two to die, for all of their house to run into the sun. 

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ALEXIS HOLY SHIT AH

Latest conquest?? Come here let me rip you up 

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK ALEXIS?? SORRY I'M NOT IMMORTAL GOD DAMN.

I don’t wanna fight you lex. YOU GROW UP?? PETTINESS IS CHILDISH.

You selfish little bitch. I’M GONNA BITE HER URGHSHSHGY

Porter thank FUCK YOU'RE HERE

YES YES YES PORTER OH MY GOD GO PORTER, Thank you Porter 😭

Alexis can suck my dick. 

“Like a proper family” That's an interesting view on what your idea of a loving family is Porter.

Sammy BOY??? HELP IM CACKLING

Surprisingly Porter is in the right here. 

WOAH SHOWDOWN SHOWDOWN WOO 

WAS PORTER JUST LEFT THERE

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Oh god what fucking now, i cannot DEAL with anymore self centred fuckers.

Is he warning us? What’s happening.

OH MY GOD ADAM I FORGOT ABT HIM. 

Ykw he’s got a point here, a REALLY good point. CONSIDERING THE HOUSE OF BAZ THING.

ALEXIS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR WRINKLED SQUEZZED GRAPE ASS LIFE

Sam :((( yes Sam you deserve that.

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Asher and Milo bring up the mood woop woop 

HOLY SHIT JUMPSCARE

Good lord Porter has a bad rep already w them

Investor gadget woop woop, investor gadget bam bam bam bam go gadget go bup bam bam bam badum badump.

?? CLOSEKNIT?? GOD DAMMIT FUCK CAN WE GO ONE VIDEO WITHOUT REFERENCING THEM

Milo clamp your jaw for a sec

OH MY GOD THE BENNETTS SUPPLIED CLOSEKNIT??

PORTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD THANK YOOU FOR THE LORE DROP. 

Wait wait we’re doing it now? OH GOD WE’RE GONNA INVESTIGATE NOW AT THE SUMMIT.

Sam said a lot of things..

WAIT NO ONE ELSE BUT DAVID KNOWS WHAT MILO DID?? Even after 2 years??

No Sweetheart think abt this please what if ya get caught.

GO BETA GO BETA FUCK IT UP WOOAHH (i’m sorry i'm so stressed.)

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You should’ve punched her Sam, you should’ve.

Sam and Darlin’ needed better taste in vamps ffs 

Sam therapy time 😇🥳 (as required in every Sam video)

YES SAM STAND UP FOR YOURSELF 

God Sam and Darlin’ are so fucking sweet URGDHAKDA

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Is Angel stuck talking there or??

Imagine talking to someone for like 15 minutes and come back to find your friends stalking a head of the house. David needs a panadol for the headache coming up.

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OOH ARE WE EAVESDROPPING.

Well nobody wants to join a cult tbh, like that’s so suspicious.

This is a surprisingly civil argument, i was expecting someone getting thrown through a wall

UH OH WE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT??

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WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

What’s up w the king

HUH HE’S DEAD????? WHEN I SAID I WANTED HIM DEAD I DIDN'T MEAN ACTUALLY DEAD.

TAH’S IT TAHT ITS WAHTD THE FUCK? DID SWEETHEART KILL HIM? DID CHRIS DO IT HOW DID ALEXIS KNOW, IS THAT WHY PORTER PICKED A FIGHT??? TO CREATE A DISTRACTION?? 

So no ice cream?? 💔

[sophiesticatedyk]

Bruce Wayne Headcanons

For all the lonely single Bruce Wayne simps out there (aka me)😊

That man is FOR SURE a cuddler. You'd have to force him to call it a day and rest but when he's finally asleep ? You'd need assistance just to get out of his arms because of how tight his grip is on you.

I feel like his love language is acts of service, since he's rich and all. Even though you tell him he doesn't need to, he will spoil tf out of you. Life-sized teddy bears at your doorstep, new jewelry and dresses laying on your bed, you name it.

Definitely teases you for being shorter than him. He's self-aware he's tall, and he'd take advantage of it by resting his arm on your head or carry you at any given chance.

Only you have seen him break down. He remains very stoic but when he needs to just let everything out, who does he go to? You. He'll just knock on your door and slump into your arms when he gets too overwhelmed.

Sometimes stares at you for no reason at all, just admiring your beauty. When you ask him why he's staring, he'll say some cheesy ass line like "Oh nothing, just staring at this beautiful view" while winking.

He picks up a habit of doing simple chores to help Alfred because you scolded him for leaving his dishes at the table.

Small Clip :

-Bruce ! Why are you mopping the walls ?

-Um... Is that not what you do ?

-Wha... No ! Give me that. You're insane.

-Damn so aggressive, wanna take that anger out somewhere else ? Maybe, the room ?

*He goes closer with a smirk while pulling your waist closer.*

*You flick his nose.*

-Ow ! Jesus Christ.

-You don't deserve it, you don't even know how to mop. Now leave me to clean like a NORMAL person.

[grace-nakimura]

THOTS BEHIND CUT

last episode destroyed me; it made me spend the entire day in bed because i was so emotionally wrung out. this episode, especially by the end embraces and the vengeance healed me. the circle around loustat relationship.

as a claudia stan, when lestat tells louis he can't get her out of his head, i was like, "good." he loved her, great, but he still DID treat her like shit. he failed her. i know he was weak, i get it, but honestly, saving louis is another testament to how claudia was right: it was never about her. now she's dead, it's all about her, and while i hate we didn't get the sobbing into the yellow dress, we can 100% see that same energy in the reunion. please know: i love lestat, he's a special little boy, just like i love armand my other special little boy, but claudia deserved better.

i just want her to troll him during the rest of the seasons - all of them. like she's nasty af to them, but when jesse "sees" her in rue royal claudia is actually decent like? "hey wanna haunt the narrative bestie?" and didn't intend to scare her. or did, bc she's dead DEAD and it's boring.

armand turns daniel out of spite - DM girlies, how are we feeling? people seem to forget their relationship started out as a dumpster fire and very antagonistic way, way, WAY before the pompeii confession. yeah, blow that old man's back out, but i want it to cook a little more.

some of the pacing was... off to me? but i think some of this season's pacing was a little weird, but i could ignore it.

jacob calling daniel "louis' annoying little brother," but when I said things healed for me about this episode, it was the fact that those two kids found friends.

yeah armand is messy and manipulative, but assad really, really made me feel for him. if you read the books, the first two paints armand as a villain in someone's story, but it isn't until the DM chapter and TVA that he's a socially awkward, mentally ill, murderous baby boy capable of ugly things. sue me for wanting to hug him.

i wanna hug everyone.... 'cept you-know-who.

i'm gonna miss loumand. i'm a multishipper. i want them to all do [redacted] to spice girls playing in the bg.

ok but how did daniel do the Eye Trick?

raglan james is Him. vomit. but he's an essential character, whatever, but my soul says it's him.

who tf is sam? amel? santino? denis? is sam really the kid that tells the meteorologist, "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?" screeners pls lmk I'm nosy.

also, louis' "i own the night" did things to me.

tldr; i will always ride-or-die for claudia, wtf is sam, eric rly did spoil us, angry louis is hot, and I am so willing to bet RJ = M.

[chrissdollie]

little rant💞💞

I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZEDDDDDDDDDDD AND I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME😭😭

SPOLIER IF YOU WANNA WATCH IT( I dont recommend it’s depressing af😭)

so there was this edit of a couple from this from this show called skins so i went to the comments and saw one that said “he didnt deserve to die like that etc” so i was like oh my stay happened let me see how died?!??!!! LIKE WHO TF TOLD ME TO DO THAT?!??!!so then me went on yt and saw the first one that i saw,LET ME TELL YOU THAT THE WAY HE WAS KILL WAS FUCKING SAD AND CREEPY LIKE MF WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS GF SINCE SHE DIDNT WANT THE CARZY DELUSIONAL THERAPIST WHO IS CARZY ABT HIS GF WHO IS A MINOR?!??!!!! THAT CARZY MF BROUGHT THE POOR KID TO HIS BASEMENT AND LOCKED THE DOOR. IT GET WORSE THEY DONT SHOW HIM KILLING HIM BUT THEY SHOW THE BASEMENT DOOR AND YOU CAN HEAR HIS CRYS /PAIN TILL YOU HIS (ifyky😔😔) ON IT AND WHAT IS MORE SAD IS THAT NO ONE FINDS OUT HE WAS KILLED OR DEAD. HIS GF THOUGHT HE LEFT HER WHILE HES FRIENDS WHERE PARTY?! REMINDER HE WAS THE MIND CHARACTER/THE MIND CHARACTER LOVE INTEREST AND WAS MAKE ME MORE MAD IS THAT THE SHOW KEEPS GETTING WORSE LIKE NO HAPPY ENDING FOR ANYONE. i just one more this to say FUCKKKK the writers on that show they have ruined my day and my week😭😭.

(sorry baes that you have to see this but i needed to get off my mind btw ilysm and i love ur content/stories you have always made my day when you post and i can’t wait to see more of it and the twlight story💞💞💞.)

omgg 😿 i’ve never watched skins + i’ve never heard of it but damnnn! why did u listen 😭😭 i spoil stuff in shows on purpose tho so i can’t talk ig hehe

also ilysm for always coming into my inbox ur so cutie patootie

[bitchkay]

After all the shit Lance has been through, I just get the feeling he'd just want to slut tf out. He wouldn't say it to you outright, but you could offer. If he does accept your offer, make him feel as comfortable and as loved as humanly possible. He doesn't need to lift a finger. You tell him to just let you do the work. Undress him, trace every inch of his skin with your lips and just REALLY let him know how loved he is. Most importantly: PRAISE HIM. SPOIL. HIM. ROTTEN. Make love to him so sweet and so blissful that the both of you are smiling through it. Oh, honey... That night was something neither of you could forget

First ask of the year let's goooo‼

I love Lance so much.

I can't imagine anything better than making him feel good♡

Even if you weren't on a pursuit to show him how loved he is he'd accept your affections if your together after all he loves you just as much

"What are you doing?" "Nothing... just felt like touching you."

Lance's epilogues may be spicy but so soft too, he's actually pretty cute

Unlike his shit load of a father Lance isn't filled with the naked need to dominate, and be in control.

Lance is a switch at heart that falls significantly into soft dom territory, he wants to take care of you but shit he has no problem with you taking the reigns

Despite carrying himself with confidence, Lance has insecurities deeply rooted in his upbringing, he probably secretly wants to be a bottom for you, be cherished in a way that brings nostalgia to his mind

After all, he hasn't loved anyone this much since his mother.

Imagine this♡:

"Mmm..." his deep voice rumbled up his throat with a hum. Head tilted back and hands placed firmly at your waist, you sat in Lance's lap, teeth grazing his neck. "I love you.." you mumbled messing with the collar of his shirt. "Why- why the sudden affection?" "Am I not allowed to touch you anymore?" You looked deep into his jewel like brown eyes searching for a hind of protest. "Am I not allowed to want to touch you? Feel your skin under my palms? Kiss your neck?" "No that's-" "Then what's wrong?" You caressed his jaw feeling the smooth skin that comes from a fresh shave. "I just wanna make you feel good." You slowly opened the buttons of his shirt, exposing this thickly muscled chest running your hands down it. "You're so beautiful.." you leaning down to kiss his chest. Lance huffed grabbing your wrists. "You're trying to start something you can't finish." "Oh I intend to finish you off love. Just let me love you, you don't have to do anything... I'll do all the work." You peeled his shirt off his shoulders as you said this running your hands down his arms. "I can't allow that." "What? You don't want my lips on your skin?–" You kissed his cheek "–Praising you?–" your hands trailed down to his hips slipping your fingers in the top of his pants "loving you? You don't want me to make love to you Lance?" Watched as his composed expression cracked beneath your seductive gaze. You opened his pants button without breaking eye contact feeling his erection through the fabric of his underwear. ".. you're hard." "What did you expect?" You leaned in, kissing his lips as your hands caressed his clothed member. You slipped your tongue in his mouth deepening the kiss leaning into his body. "At least let me take care of you." His lips were damp and kiss swollen. "No hehe," you giggled taking your top off. "I love you so so much. I want to show you with all I have. Lay you down, kiss your beautiful.. beautiful body. I want to tell you I love you one hundred times over. You deserve so much, I want to love on you just as much." Lance went quiet as you crawled up his body laying him down on his back with you above him. "Won't you allow me to make you cum?"

[gavinsmg24]

I’m going to skim respond bcuz there was a lot but really it’s just me responding but I may not hit every thing. Anyways! I read everything and I’ll try to respond as I scroll thru what you said. Mainly to start. Yoh talked about what happened recently. Where you cleaned bong and he got upset even tho you did it bcuz you were waiting. How can everything be a problem. Lkke you said. All he had to do if he truly wanted your company was find you and say join me babe. But instead he’s like. You should’ve already been here? Like what’s uo his ass. I dont get treating people short and rude all the time. It’s exactly what you don’t deserve. Hmph. Like your right someone saying something shouldn’t affect your whole day. But when your already a depressed person and your partner is giving you little care or thought then it makes sense how you feel! Maybe you should be less sensitive? But no he needs to be like 2x more thoughtful about emotions. I mean! Whether he thinks it’s dumb or not he’s your partner. Either adapt or work with it. Don’t just get mad or cause problems for no reason. He makes it seem like you cause problems. But really he’s causing problems but it’s not problems to him bcuz it’s not affecting him it affects you. So when you (as a healthy relationship should be) try to talk to him and he’s like. This shouldn’t be a problem that’s fucked!

And it’s like gifts aren’t required but I’m sure you wouldn’t be saying that If he complimented or made time to hang out. Like. Since you moved with him. He should be trying to take you out with his friends or coworkers. Not really but like. For me. Even if the boys didn’t want to hang. I’d try to at least have us all do stuff every once and a while idk. Like it shouldn’t be that way but it’s real life sims! We like interaction and groups!

And yeah that’s what sucks. When people barely congratulate but always judge harshly when things are wrong. That is frustrating grr. I hope you find another job soon princess. Maybe one that’s from home again or a job that’s easily transferable? I just mean that for a worst. Case. If you ever wanted to go elseware that way you’d at least have a job. Anyways. That’s hypothetical and far away. I just want you to have your own cushions to fall back onto if you ever need to.

I just.. I hate how manipulative and toxic masculinity sounding he is.. Im sorry I know I shouldnt say but like. Barely talking to you or secluding self. Like. Alone time is one thing but like cmon! Live in same house interact! I know you do but just off of what you say. Like. Talk when you have nothing to say?! That’s small talk! To fill silence and he says he doesn’t have anything to say? Then shut uo and listen to your rambles! I’d listen to gibberish rather than silence tf. Grr I’m sorry getting riled trying not to.

Why does it matter where you watch stuff! Like if he wasn’t using office who cares! You say he eats fruit and watches YouTube alone. Why can’t you! If he’s not gonna make you smile fuck off! Rawr!

Princess this is the thing I’ve wanted you to always understand and I’m saying this bcuz you said “am I crazy” no! Your not. Everything you’ve written and shared. If any unbiased parted read this would feel the same (someone with our care and morals) like it’s almost your bday and he’s still treating you normal. Like no one’s needs a birth week but cmon. Like oooh babyyyy almost bday. Any things you wanna do? Plans? Maybe he’ll surprise you but idk. You could tell yourself it’s selfish to want gifts but it’s not. It doesn’t have to be a diamond ring. I’d get you those lil toys we used to get (not really but getting that over nothing or something with no thought is different than just getting something expensive. I wish I could go to the mall with you. Give you a price limit and spoil you for a day. Or ask for ideas and wrap them and wake you with breakfast n gifts

Like. Obviously we dated early and younger. And our living arrangements were all over the place. But I just can’t believe how much home work you do. Like. Old timey woman cooks n cleans and he still finds ways to get upset. Grr. If I came home and didn’t have to worry about cleaning I’d be so at peace. Like living with me n 2 bois! Always dishes and I’m doing them the most! (I use the most but still! They use stuff too!)

And back to the locked door and tasks. Like. Cmon. Your partners. No one should be. Punishing anyone. Your not dealing with kids. You talk out problems. Not yell or put down. Yelling happens. But this isn’t normal arguments. This is mind games and lack of care. Not really.. I should stop. I dont want to sway your mind. I’m just responding to what you say. I want you to know your thoughts are valid. Not crazy. Your smart and kind. But to get this to the end. Like what! He forgets his own tasks so it’s like oh you could’ve forgot that. Or if you forgot then he’d notice. Punk 😤 hypocrite. Narcissist, more. Rawr!

Anyways this responds to the longer cont. 1 n 2 next will be most recent. You’re strong and brave. I hope you can find a path that leads you to fun and relaxation soon

[haitaini]

thoughts on gamer!hanma vivi??

*rubs hands* i cannot believe ive never thought abt this

minors dni

warnings: voyeurism, phone sex, nudes and exhibitionism(?) in a way madri its not detailed either

the most toxic gamer, probably got banned several times because he kept shitting on his teammates or the enemies in the chat like the fuckin dumbass he is instead of doing it on call

a top laner in league. thats automatically a red flag cause who the fuck enjoys being a top laner that shit is cancer. unfortunately mains riven 😒 he dont deserve her

rarely plays valo cause his aim is actually shit, but he’d play viper cause he thinks she’s hot (i dont blame him shes hot as fuck)

plays a lot of rpg games tho, probably resonates a Lot with ryuji from persona and thinks hes the shit (he is, my baby boy)

shits on switch gamers and calls them babies cause who tf plays on a switch and calls that gaming? then apex dropped on switch n he got one himself 😭

his entire room is purple, he has neon signs in his room and purple led lights around his setup, it’s his colour tbh i dont blame him

probably has a discord kitten (u) 😭 but he’d genuinely like you and after a while you’d drop the act and try to actually get to know him, play a lot of shit together

spoils the shit out of you actually, buys you whatever game and whatever skin you want cause he likes how you show it off all the time, telling your friends about them, makes his heart melt

at first he got annoyed when you wouldn’t be his support cause??? thats peak romance in his book but you jus wouldnt have it

this one time you told him you’d carry him and his entire team and he just started laughing at you like you’re insane, but that’s what you did and when you clutched the last kill his dick got hard

okay to the nsfw parts *giggles*

phone sex with him>>>> hes just so fuckin nasty and he’d say the filthiest shit to get you off and god you’d love that shit so much, has you putty in your seat as he tells you exactly what to do

expect random videos of him stroking his cock, moaning loudly unashamedly, groaning out your name and telling you how he’s been thinking of you all day and that you should come home already so he can fuck your sweet pussy

this one time you came over to his place and you just wouldnt stop acting up, sitting on his lap during his games and pressing kisses to his neck and he gets irritated cause you know he hates it, so he bent you over his desk and connected to a (busy) voice channel on discord, fucking into you as you let out moans into his mic letting all his friends hear you getting railed (i wanna write a drabble abt this)

also would fuck on camera live in a channel lol, hes ready to show everyone how pretty his baby girl looks all stretched out on his cock while his friends wrap a hand around their dick, pumping to the sight they will never ever get to experience for themselves

Sighs. Him. 😞 ill say this again tho, do NOT date a league player they’re cancer

[potato-jem]

i just realised that i still have my notes from watching the mortal instruments movie for the first time in my notes app, because i wanted to share my thoughts with my best friend. 

so naturally, i’m going to put it on the internet. 

LILY COLLINS OMG

‘it’s my birthday, i wanna go to a club,’ don’t, you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into

oh hello jocelyn *tucks hair behind ear*

luke looks too old and too young at the same time

ok clary is a better friend than me, i would never attend a poetry reading

simon you couldn’t be more obvious if you tried

how did she do that in her coffee without looking

why does she want to get in a club just because it has a mysterious symbol on it

AYO ISABELLE??!!!

clary dearest, when we see mysterious people stab someone, we do not scream

jace looks like he’s sucked on a lemon (actually low-key what i thought tom riddle should look like)

clary you literally did this, why are you surprised about the symbols hanging up in your room

jace, when we like a girl, we do not show up at coffee shops in some thing that looks like an eBay cosplay knockoff 

HOLD THE PHONE, JACE IS BRITISH?

jocelyn is so hot

why is jace standing like that

girlboss gatekeep gaslight

is the dog meant to be the lizard thing

okay why did jace kill it, clary needed her girl boss moment

‘okay, i did just save your life’ i may have giggled

why does jace immediately know it’s the cup

i don’t remember anything she’d want me to forget

of course simon makes a dnd reference

sorry, i cannot take the humping leg guy seriously, like his haircut, his accent

jace said acab

clary, girl. don’t just ask men to strip for you, especially himbos like jace

alec looks WAY too old

isabelle looks too dorky

BAHAHAHA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE SILENT BROTHERS SERIOUSLY

not jace and my granddad saying the same thing at the cemetery 

WHERE IS THE THING WHERE JACE PULLS HER HAIR OUT, THAT WAS TOO CUTE NOT TO INCLUDE

oh there it is

they don’t have guns in the book ffs

alec is such a piss baby in this

when did this turn into fifty shades of grey

the gang of vampires looks like a scene out of a horror video game

fight scene to techno? a vibe?

TWILIGHT 2.0

nvm, jace is also a piss baby

‘my one true love is myself’ ‘at least you don’t have to worry about rejection’ ‘i turn myself down once in a while to keep it interesting’

the garden looks familiar 

jace stop being emo

ew 

why are they dry all of a sudden

‘why didn’t you say you had him in your bed? we wouldn’t all fit’ stop being petty jace

why does it take a minute for jace to take off all his weapons

i think you need your door fixed

um where’s simon’s archery skills

clary, hug jace too

fuck you hodge

why does valentine look like a pirate

THE WAY THE WOLF TOOK OUT THE KID HAHAHAHAH

how did luke get dressed that quickly

me @ children

has if hodge spoils the whole jace x clary plot line

i love how magnus only raises his hood a little: a warlock? *lifts hood slightly* MAGNUS THE WARLOCK?

‘can you see it?’ *looks up at burning orange beacon of light* ‘idk maybe’

tf why is jocelyn floating like that

okay why did you crave it on your hand

YES CLARY KILL HIM

valentine doesn’t deserve rights

isabelle looks like a ghostbuster with a flamethrower

this sounds like a male tennis match

SPARRING

question, how did valentine do the pentagram with spears

sorry for laughing, but asking someone if they like to play music before slamming their face into a piano…

YUH KICK HIS ASS CLARY

snow in da library, let’s go

clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere

some matilda type shit

not jace using pick up lines when he thinks clary’s his sister *cue sweet home alabama*

why isn’t the motorcycle flying

[i-need-air]

Hey it's me again ❤️

I'm just gonna whisper something in your mind (is that even possible?)

Having a baby with Hybrid Katsuki.

Just that. Imagine girl. Perfection.

Ok, real talk here. Every time I see a request from you I uwu a little bit bc I know for a fact whatever you're requesting will make me get so immersed and involved and I'm gonna 💕💞AAAAAA💕💞 while writing AND [lemmecatchmybreath] it happened once again skdjdkfkf Hope you enjoy and sorry it took longer than normal~

Word count: 1.8k

× listen 🥺 I already started and I'm melting, ok?

× when he finds out you're having a smol baby together?

× he freezes and looks at you in a whole different light

× if you're getting pregnant, he will definitely smell the change in your scent and will know even before you do; he'd be instantly by your side with a bewitched expression on his face, taking your cheeks into his palms to just soak everything in yet he's shaking slightly

× and even if you adopt [hopefully a smol hybrid], something deep inside of Katsuki, burried and long forgotten surfaces

× this is the life he always wanted, he always craved even in his darker moments

× this happiness, this fulfillment, this joy

× I absolutely believe he will diligently read and learn everything about the baby to come; will educate himself like no other, deciding to be the very best father he could ever be

× his life was rough and he was stolen away from his biological family, he will now have a chance to have his own and he will not fail you or the baby

× when you hold the little bundle of sunshine in your hands, head down admiring the beauty of a new life, he will stand there, again in shock, again soaking this moment in... so beautiful, so perfect

× will he ever tell you that? of course not; angry ass wild pomeranian—

× but his face gives him away every single time and when you tilt yourself to hand him his new son or daughter, he falls in love for the second time in his life;

× he burries his nose in the soft and fragile skin of the baby's head and breathes in, his instinct kicking in to defend, protect, care, look out for...

× watch carefully because once the baby makes a noise, he'll still, unsure of what to do, but smile so softly as the baby coos in his arms securely; that right there is the best image you can have of soft Katsuki.

× the first few weeks are actually horrible, sorry to break it to everyone aksjskdj not because he doesn't know what to do or does not want to help; on the contrary, he is so incredibly attentive but he also recites the books he learned by memory at this point and it's getting absolutely infuriating;

× although understand him, please; he wants to prove he's a good dad 🥺 except you wanna smack him bc he scoffs if you suggest something he isn't sure about.

× you will find him standing by the baby's crib as it sleeps; he's just???? making sure this is not a dream????? don't question anything though

× can we hc Bakugou with a daughter too? [ already established in the Hybrid!Kiri hcs that Kiri'd have daughter bUT i just really really like beefy men with tiny daughters;;; my heartttt;;; ]

× his little angel, no discussion, no argument, his daughter can do NO WRONG!

× he's very down to earth though, don't get me wrong, he just absolutely adores spoiling her

× speaks softly into her ear, the lowest you'd hear from him

× gruff, raspy, gutural voice ofter overused to scream now low and soft as he holds her into his chest; doesn't do baby-voices or anything like that, but calls her his angel then smirks at you if you're watching;;; then starts softly complaining and bitching about you to the baby 💀 all while rubbing her back

× omfg his hand is as big as her tiny back; guys, call an ambulance, I'm—

× Katsuki would be the type of little shit to pull what I just said then grab you and glue you to his chest too; he'd look down at you both, eyes shining in such adoration he'd take your breath away just before he continues his ranting about you;

× once the baby starts being more interactive, her giggles specially the ones induced by her daddy will make him melt; absolute diminute baby with a small wiggling tail clapping her chubby hands at her dad? his eyes would widen suddently, ears snapping high in surprise and he's taken back by the emotions overtaking him

× he's gone, man; she has him wrapped around her tiny little finger and you can't do anything about it

× instantly acts all in denial if someone is around though; scoffs to hide is obvious smile, placing a palm on his mouth to further block it out and tickles her with the other, earning another fit of giggles

× please, don't tell him his whole tail is waving from side to side

× the only clear giveaway apart from his ears and it's;;; a d o r a b l e;;;

× specially when your daughter also starts wagging her tail in response whenever he does it;

× "Hey, come see what the dumbass is doing!" or "Look at what she did" while showing you a video; proud pappa 🥺

× we're bringing back Proud Bakugou bc hIS DAUGHTER iS tHe BeSt; no, seriously, his kid is the mf best in the world and he will start this presentation with—

× now sit down with me and accept this: the baby; yes, your sweet daughter; mhm, that adorable screeching angel; mhm;;; she'll talk so early it's disturbing.

× at 6 months or so she's already saying mamma, dadda, kitty, woof-woof

× seriously terrifying how sharp she is and how she cannot shut up; for the love of gOd, Katsuki, this is all your fault... it doesn't matter, he just smirks as he has another reason to brag to anyone about his child

× did that street vendor look at him funny? "I'M GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAUGHTER—"

× super-protective of her and fucking hates with a burning passion if anyone dares to do that thing where they match up babies saying "Maybe they'll get married when they grow up"

× hands down, no filter, he just looks deep down in whoever had the audacity and says "Like fucking shit they'd deserve her."

× drag him away before he throws fists

× he will definitely if you don't drag him away and you know it, they know it, the baby knows it and cheers for pappa, the whole world knows it at this point and they're buying tickets to watch the shitshow

× chest carrier and walks around with the kid like a boss

× man has shit to do, don't even dare to judge him;

× handles fits really well, he's impressive to say at least

× she's spoiled, yes and always has new toys, coloring books, whatever she wants but the moment she throws fits, he puts his foot down

× baby would be smol angery bb all adorable in all her Bakugou genetics anger and he'd just stare, tapping his foot

× literally waits in place until she calms and looks up at him with big, round eyes, puffy red cheeks and ears lowered

× mission accomplished; he nods then picks her up;

× and you're there amazed??????

× "The fuck you lookin' at?" lil shit still has a foul mouth tho, but make him get just as pouty and embarrassed as the child in his arms by saying something cheesy like "How amazing you are as a dad 💕"

× all rainbows and unicorns until she starts repeating insults and fr tho, Katsu almost shits his pants, fearing your reaction. Will, hands down, chill out with the insults even if he meant no damage with them; he has this unreadable expression on, a mix of shame and fluster, dread too? he's sorry, ok????

× loves, loves, loves cooking for you both and once the kiddo has her own special chair to sit at the dining table together, that's when he sees it: his dream

× you, wiping some food off her cheek with a loving expression, talking about your day casually, baby giggling while she moves her face away playfully; he loves you both so much.

× has these rare moments where, at the end of the day once you're settled in bed, he'd hug you tight and thank you in his mind for... for this... all of it...

× once she starts walking they're both a disaster

× seriously, do not expect the household to be silent ever again [ well, that dream was gone long ago anyway lol ]

× "Where the fuck do you think you're goin'?"

× rapid giggle running around from place to place

× "Oh, for fucks—"

× "Katsuki." you only need to say, catching him in his insults

× 😳 ... "Kid, come back, we're goin' to the park." Skdjkdfkl

× sudden adorable tiny fast steps approach him bc they're going for walkies!

× he is very careful with her and teaches her about stranger danger; also teaches her how to growl and even if her attempt is a total failure, small rawr leaving her lips, he's like "Yes. Good job. Now give it more heart."

× he growls as an example

× she growls back, sounding like a cute lil pup 🥺💕

× as she grows up, she obviously acts more like her father yet he knows when to stop the bad behaviors and it only takes a warning growl from him to get her to cease

× yet somehow you're the strict parent at the end of the day??????? tf????????? who made the rules??????

× starts calling her brat, squirt, lil shit 💕lovingly💕

× "your child" if she did something bad

× "Your fucking child kicked the ball into the vase and broke it." Aha, nice one, Katsuki. Good job.

× not to brag but her puppy eyes don't work on him but yours do; the problem is her puppy eyes do work on you bc she's the light of your life so if she wants something; she'll puppy-eye you knowing you'll get it for her bc daddy loves you very much 💕💞

× literally evil mastermind; didn't I tell you she's sharp? pft, she's playing you both so hard

× every day he comes back from work she runs to him at the door, tail wiggling happily behind her as she stretches her arms to be picked up and he always does, without a doubt, then proceeds to kiss the top of her head

× come out to greet him too? the whole loving routine is his absolute thing and wants to see you, have you kiss his cheek; he complains but adores it soooooo much!

× you have a family night; BONDING WITH MOODY POMERANIANS. Yes, plural, and it sounds perfect~

× even if it's just one of those animated movies he hates so much, he'll watch through all of it and make sarcastic comments just to make you both laugh; will grin satisfied asf if he manages to do so bc he's the best.

× will definitely want another kid, so how about maybe a boy??? hmm???

× asks you if you're up for the idea and if you agree, he'll roll his eyes and crack his shoulders, acting so very uninterested and purely exhausted yet his smirk would give him away:

× "Knew you'd torture me with another devil"

× throw him out, istg— 💀

[nanaminsonyfans]

✨Hawks Headcanons✨

A/N; Me? Doing self indulgent headcanons because i simp for a birdman? No...

Gender Neutral Reader x Hawks

Masterlist✨Request Rules

Warnings; NSFW, fluff, cursing, lewd themes, corny nicknames, slight possessiveness, 

SFW;

This man has bird instincts to a mild degree

Like, he puffs up his feathers when he’s excited, happy, or mad

Well, when he’s mad they kinda flare up sharply and it’s kinda scary

He gets very territorial with what he thinks is his 

That’s you

Someone flirting with you?

His wings will puff tf up, like, WOOSH

You see the red blob out of the corner of your eye and end the conversation there

No one needs to die tonight

Keigo is still human though

He likes to take you on flights around the city under the stars, it’s really romantic. 

Those are his favorite dates

Whatever language you have as a second on, he will find pet names for you other than baby bird, song bird, kid, etc...

Portuguese? Your nickname is now Carinho(endearment) and Meu bem(my dear)

Spainish? Nickname around the house is Bonbonita(candy), Mi amor(my love), Cariño(honey or darling), Estrella(star), and Pollito(small chicken). (sorry im hispanic and thats all i know)

He 10/10 calls you pollito is public to mess with you

“There’s my little Pollito!”

“Shut the fuck up, birdman.”

Keigo likes to be a tease to the press, people will see you on the streets for dates or just getting take out, so they’ll bombard him after his simple tasks as a hero

“Who is that mystery person with you yesterday?” “Um, why don’t we focus on this search and rescue after the EARTHQUAKE that my personal life. Thank you, Rebecca.”

Man has some sass tbh

He likes to show you off though, but still doesn’t confirm anything to the outside world

Your friends, colleges, and family of course know about your relationship. But people outside of that don’t really need to know

Keigo and you like to keep it that way

He likes to spoil you of course, if that means just watching your favorite movie with you? He’ll do it, even if he hates said movie or show. Wanna just go to mall and shop? Of course! You deserve it.

This man loves to go to build-a-bear honestly

You own most of their collection

NSFW;

Whew, as I said before, this man is like a bird in mild ways

He goes into a flight heat, idk if that is for birds but dont come for me

You can tell when he does because he’ll get more aggressive with you hanging out with other males

Whether it’s colleges or just friends, his wings go WHOOSH

By the time you get home, it’s fucking over for you

Say goodbye to walking tomorrow :)

Listen, this man has a huge cock lets just get that out of the way

he’s very cocky about it but, not annoyingly so

He likes to be gentle as first then rough

Keigo will start off usually slow, whispering dirty things in your ear while leaving bites and marking what is his

“You’re so fucking naughty for teasing me like that, you know that outfit drives me crazy.” His hot breath against your neck or ear always makes you shiver

This man eats you out like he’s been STARVED

The tongue does wonders honestly

If you pull his wings or hair while he is doing so? He will go feral

“Oh fuck- do that again y/n.” So you do, and he lets out the deepest growl ever

You fucking melt at that

Keigo loves when you pull at his wings, he’s blinded by lust honestly, but he know not to be too rough unless you say the ok

Your safe word is chicken, because of course it is.

By the end you’ve pulled out at least a third of his wings

He obviously cums a lot, and you hear his wings flutter and shudder as he does, always tickling you slightly when he does

“Ugh, my little pollito was so good for me...” 

“You ruined the moment.” 

“What? How?! I just called you an endearing term!”

Silence from you 

“Y/nnnnnnnn!”

[lysteriaposts]

COBRA KAI 4X01 REVIEW.

don't wanna get spoiled before Friday?

then... click off.

- daniel and johnny's beef is very played out but i honestly can't not find it funny. like the ham and the coors... it also makes it better that the kids are doing basically everything FOR them

- tory is VICIOUS like homegirl i knew you were but this is next level

- so silver is actually not a psycho he was just drugged up and influenced by kreese (like everyone else)?? hm interesting.

- he is also a talented piano player, DADDY

- why do I kind of love soft hawk but no I hate him he deserves to be an outcast

- ANTHONY'S VOICE IS SO DEEP TF

- tory punching a dummy, girl why don't you just switch that to kyler instead he is a dummy too

- kreese you need to switch up you're manipulation tactics they're very predictable

- SKATER ROBBY IS BACK YAYYYY (manifesting him showing tory how to skate later in the szn 🥺)

- oh shoot sam had to ruin it... she is deadass gaslighting robby this whole scene gross. still as unlikable as ever.

- "you're not gonna get what you want" ROAST HER ROBBY (love him taking advice from his future gf)

- miguel did barely anything this episode ngl except ruin the hidden carmen/johnny relationship lmaooo

- oh wait he did talk about rocky too, my bad

- miguel's granny be like "why can't anyone get our ethnicity right"

- robby beating tf out of cobra kai... the music... the choreo... why is this the show's best fight scene yet. TORY's hit on him tho that was smooth!!!

- "no... stay..." I AM DECEASED

- that end scene of terry kicking that wine bottle and it looking like blood is dripping from the wall.. terrifying but amazing cinematography imo

[kaebedom-me]

AAA thanks for answering! im totally down for hedcannons (k+c seprate if u can) if you wanna write em >:))

and you're absolutely right it definitely falls into power play😳😳 more food for thought

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readers hands are tied behind her back while she grinds on her boys thigh as they watch her with a bored look!! bonus points if the riding is not enough to make reader cum so shes there shaking and begging for childe or kaeya to let her cum, for them to touch her, for anything and theyre just so SMUG like "hmm i dont know, you look so good like this baby shaking rutting againg my thigh~." AND "imagine what people would think if they knew how much of a filthy slut you are"

horny hours r strong GOODNIGHT 🙏

-🌻

If y’all saw me post this without the writing on it, no tf you did not.

n e ways, this one’s for all you thigh fuckers out there [blows kisses]

Kaeya

this is man’s thighs are literally heaven like have you seen them babies??? if you don’t ride them Kaeya will take it as a personal offense

Kaeya would definitely drop hints that he wants you to ride his thighs

if you don’t bring it up yourself, he will initiate a make out session with to have you on his thigh and guides you to grind down on it

if you suggest it, he’d be delighted! will tease you about it but won’t initiate anything

he believes in you suffering doing things yourself

if you take too long though, he will complain

“what’s the matter, baby? i thought you wanted to ride my thighs? hm? you wanted me to initiate? you can’t possibly be that spoiled”

of course, if you ask sweetly if you can ride his thigh some time after telling him you’d like to ride his thighs he’d be delighted, will not deny you

mans gets such a huge ego boost from you falling apart just from grinding on his thighs and he hasn’t even done or said anything yet

doesn’t do anything else but dirty talk and watch

if you’re able to get off just like that Kaeya will suddenly become very interested in fucking you

he thinks it’s cute that you’re so sensitive

lowkey, he has been waiting for the right moment to pin you down and fuck you but you rocking your hips, the expressions you make while you slowly fall apart, he just couldn’t take that away from you. he couldn’t stop staring either because, shit, that’s so hot babe

if you can’t get off like that and you start begging him, it’ll only inflate his ego further

because even when you’re sex crazed like this you still need him? he’s already thinking of all the ways he can fuck your mind blank

plays hard to get though, little shit, laughs at you for being so slutty 

“you’re useless without me, aren’t you sweet thing? can you even orgasm on your own anymore?”

Childe

i like to think, while riding his thigh, you get the perfect view of his like torso? especially if he doesn’t have his clothes off so you can look at him breathing through his tummy window. he acts like this isn’t turning him on but you tell from the way he’s breathing, you know how hard he is

never really thought about thigh riding? yeah, that’s a thing you could do but wouldn’t you like to ride my fingers instead?

opens up a new door for him, what else can he get you to grind on??

indulges you the moment you express that this is what you’d like to do

like expects you to show him immediately after you ask him? not cuz he’s eager but more he’s eager to please you

because, surely, this has been on your mind for awhile. so he’d like to do something you’d like! especially since you talked to him about it

“how long were you thinking about this for, hm? why don’t you show me how you want to get off?”

he’d have his hands on you while you’re riding his thighs, will not touch you anywhere you want to be touched though, maybe just your hips to keep you steady or to force you to keep grinding

will dirty talk too but he’d ask you how good you’re feeling from just this. ask you to tell him exactly what’s getting you off and makes you call yourself names

if you can get off like that he’ll tease you so much and call you a slut for being so easy to please. and will make you suck him off as repayment for using him

if you can’t, it’ll boost his ego too. because he knows only he can get you off

once he knows all of your kinks it’s going to be over for you

sure, he spoils you and will let you ride his thigh or even encourage you to do it by sitting you on his thighs 

but if he’s feeling mean? he’ll indulge you just enough and then stops 

you getting on his thigh thinking you can hold him close while you just enjoy yourself and his dirty talking. the moment the first sound of pleasure leaves your lips, he pulls you off

“sit pretty on your knees and tell me why you deserve this, baby”

[oopsxcor]

What JJK 1st Years Would Do If They Walked In On You Crying:

WC: 1,740

Pairing: Yuji Itadori/Megumi Fushiguro/Kugisaki Nobara x GN!Reader

Genre: Bittersweet, fluff

Yuji Itadori :

“(Nameeee)!!”

He would most definitely knock on your dorm room door impatiently and swing open the door because he’d be excited to finally spend the night with you after his long mission.

His grin would be huge, and like the big dummy he is, not realizing you’re sitting there with tears rolling down your cheeks and snot running out of your nose. (gross, get a tissue tf).

“I got snacks and sweets for tonight!! Are you rea..dy…” (ah, finally.. he realized)

Like the cutie he is, he would drop EVERYTHING and rush towards you to quickly hold you in his arms as he would frantically search your face, caressing your cheek.

“Hey, heyyy…! What’s wrong? What happened? Who do I have to Black Flash??” because he has to sneak in that one lil joke in there to make him earn a smile from you.

You tried your best to explain what made you upset without balling again and sniffling every time you spoke. (We’ve all been there before dw).

Yuji hated seeing you upset. Most of the time he would think it was because of him, or if he did something wrong. He was scared of losing someone else again and the thought of it made his hold on you tighter, making you feel safe in his arms.

Once you got all your words out, he would wipe your tears and nose, giving you a reassuring smile that made the corners of his eyes crinkle.

He’d give you a big hug and hold your face again, giving you peppered kisses all over your face, but mainly over your sore, puffed eyes.

“It’s okay… I’m here now, I’ve got you. I’m sorry I didn't get here sooner, (name)... here, hold on!”

He brought the sack back over to you and emptied it, spilling everything he got on to the floor. But the thing he was mainly searching for was a DVD case.

“This! This is the movie you’re always geeking about, right? I saw it in the store and immediately thought of you so I got it! Let me go fix the popcorn mix and we’ll watch it right now- wait right there baby- stay there!” (mf I’ve been sitting here crying do you expect me to move?).

After he rushed off, you could feel a smile appear on your face.

It only took him about five minutes to come back with a giant bowl of popcorn with m&ms and other sweets mixed into it as he gave it to you so he could put your movie in.

Honestly you found it funny how determined he was to make you feel better when he didn't even know that him holding you made you feel better already but you kept quiet. You enjoyed the attention he was giving you.

He sat next to you, not even hesitating to get all cuddly with you and wrapping his arm around your waist. He felt like you deserved everything possible after what he saw coming into your dorm.

You turned your head to look up at him as you were about to thank him but he quickly shushed you with his finger right after you said his name.

“No, no. This whole night is all about you, you deserve it. Not even just tonight- this whole MONTH is about you!”

His face would brighten up and his heart would skip a beat when he finally saw/hear you break out a laugh. That really made him happy. He was doing something right for once he thought.

And by the end of the movie, you both would be fast asleep in each other's arms.

Megumi Fushiguro :

First of all, because he’s a respectful softy, he would quietly knock on your door then wait till you said he could come in. Normally, you’d invite him in while dancing and listening to your favorite playlists with a smile on your face. He already suspected something was off because of the sound of your voice.

He’d peer his head in first with his hand still on the door handle, seeing if you were okay.

When he saw you sitting on your bed with red cheeks and teary eyes, after you quickly tried to wipe it away, he stepped back out into the hallway and closed your door. You didn’t know whether to feel hurt or confused. (Both tbh).

He silently came back, closing the door behind him but this time he had a box of tissues in his hand. Somehow he knew you were nearly out.

He walked up to you and gave you the box as he sat on the end of your bed.

He wasn’t really good with this sort of thing but when it was with you, he felt like he had to do something otherwise he would never forgive himself if he didn't speak up. You had no idea how important you were to him. You were his.

He would exhale and turn himself to face you, looking like he was going to cry with you. He truly was worried about you.

“Do you… do you want to talk about it? You know you can talk to me, right..?”

He hesitated before finally wiping away a tear rolling down your cheek, then pushing a few strands of hair behind your ear.

He earned a weak chuckle from you. His face expression was truly hilarious at that moment but when you realized he wasn’t kidding, your smile faded.

You brushed it off saying it’s nothing to worry about but you already knew he wasn’t going to believe that.

Finally, you asked him if he could hold you for a while to help you calm down. Then you would vent/rant to him.

At first, he was surprised by what you said that he had to take a minute to gather himself. But he did as you asked. Anything to help comfort you was his top priority.

He shifted himself behind you, taking both of your legs over one of his, then holding you tightly with his hand resting on your shoulder and the other hugging your waist while he rested his head on the top of yours.

By the way you were sitting, you could hear his heartbeat, his breathing, the core of his voice when he spoke, everything. You found it treasurable and calming.

Megumi only spoke when you wanted him to. Sometimes he would start humming a song that the both of you loved, or start to slowly rock side to side.

When you asked him how he was so good at this, he let out a quiet chuckle.

“My sister used to do this for me all the time. Eventually when I stopped punching and kicking her to get off of me, I just accepted it. Turned out I really liked it when she would comfort me… speaking of, are you feeling better?”

He leaned back to examine your face, brushing away the strands that made it to your face again. He still had that worried look on his face when you looked back up at him.

You really didn't want this special moment to end so you asked him to stay like this just a little longer, and he did.

He was still curious as to what got you so upset but he respected your privacy and didn’t invade.

He knew you would tell him when the time was right. That's what you secretly loved about him.

Kugisaki Nobara :

She would definitely slam open the door with no hesitation, fueled by rage ready to rant to you because of Megumi, Yuji, and Gojo.

When she would realize that even you weren’t okay, it made her rage stronger. Not at you, but at the cause as to why you were crying.

She would stand in your doorway, stuck on to what to say because as she oh so much hates to admit it, she really does care about you. You’re probably the only one who she deeply cares for in the school, actually. Well, besides Maki.

She let out a huge sigh and crossed her arms, cheeks red.

“You wanna go shopping?”

At first you would sit there thinking about going, which made Kugisaki so impatient that she let out an “ArGhhHh!”

She would literally drag you out of bed, telling you to stop moping around, get up. And maybe a few insults here and there that were obviously not sincere.

But as she would drag you out of your bed, she’d stumble and trip over herself causing her to topple over you.

At first, both of you stared at each other in surprise then would burst out laughing at how stupid you both looked, but what you didnt know is that Kugisaki’s heart felt like it was gonna beat out of her chest at that moment.

She also wasn’t moving off of you.

Her cheeks would redden again and she would look at you with a sweet smile and before you knew it, she was resting on top of you, hugging you.

You would only see this side of Kugisaki rarely. It was only when you two were alone together when she would act like this. It didn't bother you though, you thought it was cute that she only showed this side of herself to you.

You knew that both of you were having a rough day, so you embraced her as well while also playing with her hair.

That moment would only last a few minutes, maybe five before she got up and brushed off her clothes, helping you up as well. Her smile was still visible.

“Come on… this month's check came in, let's go waste it all on clothes and cute shoes and show off how attractive we are to our bozo classmates. It’ll be fun~!!”

Her hands were still in yours as she was humming to herself and trying to rush out the door while you were still struggling to put your sneakers on. You found it adorable and funny how determined she was to spoil you. Trying to say no to her was as hard as saying no to a puppy, so you gave in and didn't bother with jokingly arguing with her.

The both of you went on a shopping date, though it was mainly Kugisaki buying clothes, you still enjoyed it. (:

[nct-lian]

relationships outside of sm

JENNIE + LIAN: JENLI

so iconic omg like how they do it, i have no idea

they hang out all the time and lian is literally ALWAYS on jennie’s instagram

the two of them once had an instagram story conversation over pigtails

like,, jennie posted a picture of lian’s pigtails for that one bicycle performance on her story and captioned it “pigtail baby” and then lian reposted it on her own story with a picture of jennie’s pigtails, captioning it “pigtail eomma”

speaking of eomma, jennie is genuinely her mother

jennie takes her shopping all the time

and in return, lian buys her food

the interactions these two used to have at award shows were SO CUTE

everyone remembers when jennie pretty much yelled out lian’s name and she just came running over to the members of blackpink after taeyong let her leave :(

i’m crying just thinking about it help

jennie also posted a full on instagram post for lian on her birthday and had such a sweet caption with it

it was something like “my daughter is finally 21 today! i hope she has an amazing day and i can’t wait to see her later tonight to give her a gift :) haneullie, lots of love from jennie eomma”

SPEAKING OF THE GIFT,, jennie bought her a whole ass $9000 necklace from chanel because she knew that lian was looking for more

IM IN TEARS AND SO ARE YOU ADMIT IT RN

jenli kpop bestest duo

dispatch once thought jennie was on a date with a girl but it turned out to just be her walking lian home after going shopping with her so they never posted anything about it

they were embarrassed they got something wrong so i get it

omfg when news came out that lian and jinwoo broke up mama jennie was threatening to punch the shit out of him

KEVIN + LIAN: LIMOON

what i’ve been waiting to write for so long okay here we go

so mf chaotic like there are compilations made of these two that scream “go crazy go stupid”

their time as guest mc’s for inkigayo was probably some of the best kpop content we’d gotten in a long ass time

KEVIN IS CAUTIOUS WHEN LETTING HER MEET HIS MEMBERS

cause she’s such a good friend to him and wtf why would he wanna share

“mine mine mine mine” constant dory vibes 24/7

lian thrives off of calling him by his korean name because she knows it annoys him

he’s constantly teasing her for having bagged milk in toronto so he deserves it

the one time lian and jacob talked to each other they seemed to be getting along too much for kevin’s liking so he really went:

“okay lian isn’t it time for you to go” because he WAS GETTING JEALOUSJCLSJX

their styles are pretty much complete opposites and everytime they take pictures together kevin never forgets to mention how off it all looks

“tf is that why are your clothes so boring”

“okay sNaKe pAnTs” because of that one eric moment on kpop daebak show where he said kevin had pants with snakes on them

ALSO BTW LIANS CLOTHES ARENT FUCKING BORING SHES JUST FANCY LIKE THAT

i’m getting heated let me calm down.

they normally speak in english to each other but since lian seems to be stuttering over her words when she isn’t speaking korean, he mixes in a few korean phrases every now and then to help her out

kevin is arguably the most hype every single time lian performs, like he really thinks there isn’t anything better

LIAN MAKES SURE TO UPDATE HER INSTAGRAM STORY WHENEVER TBZ HAVE A COMEBACK SO NCTZENS GO SUPPORT THEM

LIA + LIAN: LILIA

more lian x the canadian line WOOHOO

lia spent her trainee days really looking up to lian and she’s even mentioned before that she’d love for itzy to get the chance to collab with her for a song

she really has her fingers crossed for that btw

they actually met during an award show when ryujin, chaeryeong and yuna all had to leave because it was past curfew

lian decided to sit next to them and during all the intermissions between performances she, lia and yeji conversed to pass time

they ended up growing a friendship together but lian has a stronger bond with lia

she loves all the girls either way but yk

lia and lian love going to cafes together and taking adorable pictures :(

like whenever lia posts on itzy’s instagram midzeys don’t exactly know whether or not lian would be on it too :0

like lian normally posts all the scenery pictures she gets to keep her instagram pleasing whereas lia posts the pictures the two of them take together

my heart </3

lian treats lia like a whole daughter because it isn’t often she finds girls that are younger than her

*screams in the fact that majority of sm’s female artists are all from 2015 and under*

like when i say lian SPOILS her i’m not joking

she will randomly call lia up like:

“hey i’m gonna get you out of that dungeon, come get some chicken with me”

and then they’ll just hang out together

but only if lian is out of the dungeon herself because wbk she ain’t treated very well </3

EUNWOO + LIAN: WOOLI

their chemistry is fucking insane holy shit

like their acting for past to present was seriously so praised, netizens found it hard to believe it was all just for the show

dating rumours follow these two everywhere,, like everywhere

it’s one of the most popular ships inside ncity when it comes to lian and other idols

i kid you not one tweet said “chanhyeok treated jihye so well in past to present, i’m only wondering how well eunwoo would treat lian 👀”

LIKE STOP PUTTING IDEAS INTO PEOPLES HEADS YOURE KILING ME HERE ISTG

but yeah they do look really good together

and they’re an amazing pair for acting

when eunwoo started working with inyeop for true beauty, he said:

“hyung’s dating my girlfriend” because of the fact that both of them have acted with lian and BOTH of them dated her in the dramas

what a coincidence though

we all cried when we saw chanhyeok and jihye kiss for the first time DONT LIE

EUNWOO FOLLOWS HER ON INSTAGRAM

and they wished each other happy birthday on their instagram stories

there’s actually people who like to think that they dated while filming for past to present andddd they radiate big delulu vibes

like you know liskook shippers? wooli shipped are kinda the same, but not as intense (thank god)

BUT CAN WE BLAME THEM LIKE THEIR CHEMISTRY? THE WAY THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER? PLEASE

they took a lot of cute pictures together behind the scenes (ノ﹏ヽ)

MOMO + LIAN: LIMO

DANCER DUO DANCER DUO

this ship isn’t actually as popular as we would like it to be, but nonetheless people love limo

a lot of interactions during award shows !!

like for example momo’s fancams always captured her dancing perfectly to lian’s choreo

and lian smiling in momo’s direction

i love them

when lian found out about heechul and momo’s relationship, she asked momo if she was her mom now because of how much of a father figure she considers heechul to be JDFJK

“i mean sure”

they’ve actually done a vlive together before (ᗒᗨᗕ)

it was when lian visited her at the twice dorms and they ended up getting bored so they decided to do a vlive in the living room

THEY PLAYED DARE OR DARE AND LIAN HAD TO DO THE TEARS CHALLENGE (so chan whee) ON MOMOS KARAOKE MACHINE

her throat was dry for the rest of the night

after seeing momo’s hair for the i can’t stop me era, lian actually wanted to cut it like that

but she decided against it because she loves her long hair too much

the two of them met on hit the stage where they competed against each other in a freestyle dance battle

after that they just started casually talking over the phone and became great friends

with the way momo talks about lian, you’d think they’re dating-

“oh, lian- she’s so pretty! i love her a lot!”

and the same goes for lian, she loves talking about momo’s dancing skills

JACKSON + LIAN: JACKLIAN

her dad :/

adopted her with amber liu like a year ago so now she’s just his daughter

supports each other like crazy not even joking

jackson promotes her on instagram and twitter 24/7

THEY HAVE SO MANY INTERACTIONS THANK GOD

lian was once given a ridiculously short dress while attending an award show and jackson gave her his jacket to wear over her legs because she wasn’t provided a blanket :(

(keep in mind, she went there without the members!)

lian added all his music to her playlist :)

once got drunk together and spent like three hours doing karaoke but it’s okay cause it was fun

speaking of getting drunk, jackson’s the cool dad that lets her do whatever she wants

he has his protective moments where he’s like “ma’am where are you going on that short of a dress” but he’s also like “hey wanna go get chicken and soju”

they both appeared on a radio show together as guests and they ruined the whole broadcast because they were too loud

like they kept getting out of their seats to go wave at all the fans outside the window and they were just fighting back and forth about whether or not lian’s extensions look real

according to jackson, they’re “NOT AUTHENTIC ENOUGH- LOVE YOUR HAIR FOR WHAT IT IS, LIANNA HANEUL BAE.” lian’s hair lives matter :/

PLSSS WHEN HYOSEOP AND LIAN STARTED DATING- no

jackson was so proud that his good friend was smooching his other good friend but the protective dad instincts really kicked in

“break her heart and you die no cap”

was surprisingly chill when they broke up though, he was just glad lian didn’t cry

SUNMI + LIAN: SUNLI

SUNMI IS HER MOM OHMYGOD

so many interactions

honestly took lian under wing once she debuted as a soloist

female kpop soloists gotta have each other’s backs in this industry man :(

sunmi calls lian her princess SOBS

lian always hugs sunmi at award shows, like if they’re sitting close together

or if they’re standing next to each other on stage

you bet your ass lian is gripping onto sunmi for dear life

did a photoshoot together for marie claire korea

they’re so hot bro

BUT THEY FIRST MET ON WEEKLY IDOL NOT LONG AFTER LIAN DEBUTED AS A SOLOIST

they were kinda awkward ngl uh

but by the end of it they were besties :DD

and they’ve been besties ever since

lian is the ceo of doing dance covers for sunmi’s songs

cmon lian we’re waiting for tail 👀

sunmi has actually met lian’s grandma </3

like her and lian were hanging out at the dorms while the boys were out on a schedule and her grandma just randomly showed up with homemade food so that was definitely a win

BANG CHAN + LIAN: LICHAN

they’ve been friends for a LOOONGGG time

and chain’s known her since dating back to like, smrookies era when lian was still a red velvet member

like at that time she had no idea he existed, but he was keeping up with her daily :(

chan plays her music on vlives all the time and he always knows the dance moves

like he just dances along in his chair and mumbles the lyrics

we love to see it

a lot of fans ship them together

SURPRISE SURPRSIE AH

only because chan gives off big pining energy

lian only looks at him like “:D” whereas he looks at her like “♡•♡”

kinda sad but

lian promotes him on live so often HVKSVU

“my friend chan is coming back with his group soon, you should check it out! :)”

and the way she just says “my friend chan” LIKE ITS SO OBVIOUSLY A FRIENDZONE BUT HE THINKS ITS ADORABLE

he once got a comment on a vlive to react to lian moments, obviously complying because who wouldn’t

there was this one clip of her saying “my friend chan from stay kids!” and whoever edited the compilation added in squishy noises right after while zooming in on her face

AND CHAN BLUSHED SO HARD NOO

“oh- hahaha, uhh, she’s so cute aw hahahah”

ASHLEY + LIAN: ASHLI

oh god not another lian x mom ship

ASHLEY LOVES LIAN WOAH

like she’s submitted lian’s resume to bm so many times so they could be part of the big tiddie committee together

ashley is constantly, and i mean constantly, reposting all of lian’s posts on her story with captions like “LOOK AT HER GO”

and lian has even discovered all the cool instagram filters because of ashley, and now we get the quality content from her that WE DESERVEEEEE

back when lian’s album came out, all ashley’s story really was was just screenshots of her streaming all the songs and calling them bops

when they first met in person after texting back in forth, ashley spammed her instagram story with pictures of lian that she took without her looking

these two radiate a lot of “YES GIRL WORKKK ITTT TURN THIS WAY OKAYYY POSE POSE POSE” energy

lian’s been featured in one of ashley’s youtube videos and it was when they met for the first time :)

they exchange a lot of gifts through the mail

like lian once found a mug when shopping with doyoung and she thought that it would fit ashley’s taste so she sent it to her apartment

and ever since then they just send random little gifts to each other’s houses

it’s so cute

MATCHING BUCKET HATS THEY HAVE MATCHING BUCKET HATS !!!!!!

ashley talks about lian all the time

she always says that for someone so young, she’s accomplished a lot and she’s really proud of her

they wanna do tiktoks with each other but they never have the time </3

lian spam comments on ashley’s instagram like “WOAH” “OKAYYYY” “YESYESYES”

[danhoemei]

[ID: Anonymous asked: Just wanted to know who your favorite “villains” (or antagonists) are in all of MXTX novels. Whether it’s a big bad/final boss like *censored* or more of a side character like Xue Yang. Whether you wanna do a ranking or just throw some names out in no particular order. /end ID]

Sorry anon for the screenshot, I wanted to avoid a major spoiler for one of the novels 😘 Even though this blog is not spoiler free I try to avoid at least the major or too direct ones.

That being said,

VERY MAJOR SPOILERS ALERT

for mdzs, tgcf and svsss.

Really don’t read if you don’t want to spoil yourself the whole novels.

Nie Huaisang

Goddaaaaaamn I was IMPRESSED by his level as the mastermind. He fooled me for over half a book, I started being suspicious just a few (10-odd?) chapters before the big reveal. I think cql has more obvious foreshadowing, from what I saw on some screenshots, but in the novel he was impeccable. Such a meticulously woven plan, executed perfectly and fooling everyone to the very end, even the most perceptive characters like wwx. Absolute fav from the antagonists (honestly weird to call him that but he pretty much is).

Meng Yao

I gave some thoughts on this character here. He deserved better ;-;

He Xuan

I liked him as ming yi, his grumpiness and done attitude, and very enjoyable dynamic with sqx (beefleaf 💚). Then the venerable of empty words arc absolutely destroyed me. It’s one of my fav arcs in tgcf actually. I experienced literal catharsis in the culmination scene with shi brothers, I was freaking gaping at the screen, then mumbling and tearing up, then key smashing to my friend who read the novel earlier. This whole arc was a wild ride, fascinating and with a lot of unexpected turns, constantly keeping me at my wits end and hungry for knowledge, while I gradually learnt about he xuan’s devastating story, shi wudu’s ruthless selfishness and sqx’s obliviousness. This whole story was really extreme and even though it was absolutely heart-wrenching, I was elated by the amount of emotions it dragged me through. I am regretful AF that he xuan couldn’t end it in a different way and am sad for beefleaf 💔 But still, I like him as a character and can’t really hold his choices against him. I dwell on wholesome AUs though xd

Shen Jiu

Also pretty much this (the same ask as linked for Meng Yao).

Jun Wu

Ngl, he was very annoying for me and I wished many times for him to leave xie lian tf alone xd But he grew on me at the end during his exchange with xie lian and mei nianqing, but especially as we learnt his background. So I ended up pretty much with mixed feelings towards him, annoyance for his present sorry self and softness for his past. I also like dwelling on what ifs and AUs here xd Not too much because, on an everyday basis, I don’t think about him at all, but whenever I see a fanart of junmei, I melt a bit xd

From the ‘smaller fries’:

Mobei Jun

Cold, emotionally stunted demon learning what care and love is thanks to his hamster’s influence 💙

Qi Rong

He was quite annoying and just a comic relief, but I grew to enjoy those comedic scenes with him, and especially his progressing father-son relationship with gu zi. There was development in this character, who was quite human and relatable in how he starved for recognition and attention, but still failed miserably and was always second (or worse). I agree with this post by @thisworldgodonlyknows​.

Sha Hualing

Wild, cheerful, chaotic lady ❤ I respect her and enjoyed her appearances (rather later in the book, first appearance was as an annoying, overconfident brat, but later we get to know her better and I love the friendship and banters between her, lbh, and mbj).

Tianlang Jun

Such a non-stereotypical demon for PIDW world, just wanted to indulge himself and experience the world, fell in love and wanted a happy life. Which got harshly destroyed ;-; I regret their tragic backstory, his and su xiyan, and wish they could have been happy together ;-; He was also very fun (a bit like pei ming), with his constantly shipping mind xD