#id punch him :) affectionately

[callibee]

he’s just a guy

[spaciebabie]

i would fistfight moon

[saturnniidae]

Hiccup the typa guy to go "errmm actually 🤓" when someone gets a dragon fact wrong

[cybersodas]

I drew protoman with a pompador AND a mullet to make absolutely sure everyone on tumblr knows i think hes a douche

[arolesbianism]

Nails vc yeah the director burned some of my work to my face she must be so stressed out and sad :(

[1-800-imagines]

the party. part 1 |r.c.|

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you nodded as she broke away from you. you had recently been broken up with by your long term boyfriend and he had just posted a picture with another girl, knowing you’d see it.

it was also the girl he had told you ‘not to worry about’.

thankfully you had been at sarah’s house when you saw it otherwise you would’ve been in trouble. you probably would have shown up and punched him in the face.

sarah left her room, grabbing her keys and heading out which left you alone with your thoughts.

you couldn’t help it, your eyes welled up and tears started to fall. a small sob escaping your lips.

too distracted by your own pain, you hadn’t realized rafe was leaning on the door frame. “you okay kid?” rafe asked.

you looked up and wiped the tears from your cheek nodding. you didn’t want rafe to see you cry. “i’m fine, just somethin in my eye.”

rafe laughed, “that’s a bunch of bullshit and we both know it.” he walked into the room and sat at the edge of the bed. “i saw his story.” rafe’s voice was quiet, “can’t believe he’d be so stupid to fuck things up with you for that dumb coke whore.”

a tear slipped down your cheek and rafe wiped it away with his thumb. you sucked in a breathe and rafe smiled, “why don’t you and sarah come to the party tonight?” normally rafe hated when sarah came to his friends’ parties. especially since she had recently broken things off with topper and gotten with john b.

other than that fact, you knew it was a bad idea. especially since it was at topper’s house and your ex was friends with topper. rafe knew this and as if he could read your mind, he said, “i’ll make sure he doesn’t go near you. promise.”

“what about sarah and top?” you asked quietly, also wanting to ask if your ex’s new girl would be there.

“they’ll play nice. especially if i tell top ahead of time. otherwise id sarah doesn’t wanna go, you can come with me.” he said it every so casually.

the thought of it made your stomach flip. going to a party with rafe? that would make your ex, scott, flip the fuck out. which is exactly what you wanted to happen.

“yeah i’ll ask sarah. but otherwise ill go with you if that’s okay?”

rafe just smiled and shook his head, “wouldn’t have offered if i didn’t want to, kid.” your stomach flipped when he called you kid, again. he had been affectionately calling you kid since you were a literal child. he was only a few years older than you and sarah but his nickname for you never faded. he didn’t even call sarah or wheezie a nickname. only you.

you had never thought of rafe as a brother like you thought of wheezie as a baby sister. you had grown up with a giant crush on rafe cameron.

he patted your leg, snapping you out of your thoughts, and finished by saying, “just text me and let me know what you decide. i got to go pick up from barry and grab some drinks for tonight. okay?” all you could do was nod, your heart racing.

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[dr3c0mix]

Heyo! Hope you're doing alright! Firstly, sorry if this is too long... summary: yan oc reactions to male/gn reader with a high pain tolerance whose platonic affection language is rough housing (biting , headbutts, body slams/shoulder bumps, aggressive bear hugs, or a good grip/squeeze. All of these forms of affection are done by reader with as much force as is allowed without actual damage and which reader happily reciprocates). Bonus, what're the reactions of rough housing intolerant yans when said reader starts trying to find someone else as an outlet for this affection need. Context: I saw the mini react to the affectionate chair wielding and had a thought. I am a very energetic and affectionate individual with folks I'm close with, and often times a gentle hug or soft touch just isn't enough to get across the energy and emotion or i just NEED something more grounding/comforting cause "yes this gentle hug is comforting my stress a little but i really REALLY need you to crush my soul and being back together with this next hug. Really trash compactor my body so i can feel whole again :) 💪". It's what i grew up with and what some of my friends encouraged/reciprocated (have definitely popped backs when giving each other hugs and once i popped someone's fingers when i was allowed a good squeeze). When soft affections aren't hitting right (and i have permission from my friend) I tend to turn to play bites (at whatever maximum safe pressure is allowed by the person being bitten), headbutts, body slams/shoulder bumps (again, at a maximum safe force that is allowed), and harsh grips/hugs (again, whatever maximum safe force is allowed). It's really a grounding/comforting thing cause it allows me and my friend to destress, release energy, and also kinda reassures us that we're truly physically and emotionally there. It's definitely not something for all my friend circles and i usually turn to my high energy friend circles that have similar needs (and they come to me if they feel the urge as well). A good example is the time Friend A saw me out and about, shouted out my name and charged me full speed from 30 feet away. I tanked the brunt of their full body affectionate tackle and honestly? Was one of the happiest and closest i felt to my friend. Haven't done that in a while cause we got warned not to do that again by personnel lol. We usually try to meet up at parks (cause indoor places understandably don't like when a group of adults start rough housing) though it's hard to rn cause of the heat and stuff

OCs w/ a Rowdy Darling

My OCs x GN Reader

THIS IS LITERALLY AMAZING !! you seem like a really cool person to hang out with ! id definitely let you give me a back popping hug >w< not sure if im strong enough to give you a hug as strong as that though hehe ^^" anyways heres the fic ! (´ ∀ ` *)

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Adrian is literally the same as you. Every shove or punch or rough housing is a sign of affection.

You two probably rough house all the time ngl, and he loves it!

You're his energetic little lover and he's all for it!

You two might have gone to detention for rough housing to hard a few times hehe..

If you bear hug him, he'll try to hug you harder, it's like a competition to him!

Honestly, he sees everything as a competition. You push him playfully? He'll push you harder.. headbutts? You might get a slight headache after he's done..

He might be your boyfriend, but he's still a bit of a bully, but it's all in good fun! He stops if ever he notices you're getting uncomfy.

Not a biter though, but when you do it, he melts like putty!

He loves how strong and rowdy you are and that you're not afraid to express it, it shows how tough and confident you are!

He likes his gentle moments once in a while, but being able to love you in a love language you both share is so special to him <3

"Cmon babe! One more hug! I can take it!"

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Brandon is kind of impressed..

He's one of the best football players in his school and his little darling is biting and shoving and headbutting him, so adorable!

You remind him of a little goat, so excited and happy and lively!

Definitely makes him more protective of you because of how precious you are to him.

If you get to rowdy for his liking, he grabs you and traps you in a bear hug until you calm down or if you give him an even tighter bear hug than the one he's giving you.

Invites you to play a bit of football with him and his team.

But protection is key! He wraps you in all sorts of gear before you play, he knows how high your pain tolerance is but he still wants to keep you safe! and also he likes seeing you wear his helmet

Your body slams are praised not just by him but by his team, it's too cute!

If he catches you being your little rowdy self around anyone else, he'll get jealous fast..

He shoves you affectionately to get your attention.

"Heya baby! How's my little ram doing huh?"

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Valeth just thinks you're copying him in a way and is flattered.

Aweee, little mate is so strong and tough! He's so proud!

Encourages the behavior, as long as you don't hurt yourself!

He's much stronger than you so your affections don't do much, but you bet your ass he's putting his whole soul in pretending to get hurt.

Rough houses with you as if you were a little child play fighting, he loves playing with his little warrior!

If you do get hurt, he's putting all play fighting to a halt! He's checking up on you and making sure you're ok with the softest voice you've ever heard from an orc.

You might be fine but he's not taking no for an answer, you're getting some rest!

Love love loves your bearhugs! He tests your strength and lets you squeeze him as hard as you can!

Biting is met with kisses all over your face, it's what you get for being so cute!

Body slams are more like you latching onto him and trying not to fall off because of how large he is..

"Oh my little duckling can bite! How fierce! You're so strong haha!"

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Bo appreciates how energetic and lively you are, but please no rough housing ;-;

He doesn't want you to get hurt or hurt anyone else, even though you're perfectly capable of regulating how rough you can me, he's just a lil protective is all

He only allows bear hugs and squeezes, anything else is greeted by the time out corner (him trapping you in his arms in the bed until you give up)

"Now now hun, not so rough ok? I don't want you gettin banged up or anythin.."

Ribs is also a feral little man and absolutely loves that you're as rowdy as him!

You two love play fighting and biting affectionately!

He loves your headbutts! he returns them all the time

"Ahahaha! Again again!"

Soda tolerates it, he just appreciates that you're comfortable enough to rough house with him.

He's not the energetic type but he'll give you sleepy kisses and squeeze you back if you bear hug him

Doesn't bite but he likes nibbling on you

He's not as lively as you, but he loves reciprocating your affection!

"You're so strong hehe~"

Screw is scared

He is oddly aroused

He's also hopelessly trying to stop himself from called you sir or daddy or any dominant title because oh my god you are so awesome

He's looking at you with puppy dog eyes asking for your love and attention

PICK HIM UP TOSS HIM AROUND SHOVE HIM BITE HIM PLEASE HE LOVES IT!

Imagine him kicking his legs and rambling about you to the others

"H-hello si- dadd- (Y/N)! Hi (Y/N) heheh.."

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Wolfie loves how rowdy you are! he loves playing!

That's his way of telling you he loves you, but of course he's extra gentle when playing with you, he wouldn't wanna get his mate scratched up!

Loves rolling around and playing around with you, it makes him feel like a pup again!

Doesn't like you biting him though, you might get something icky in your mouth!

Licks you all over if you get hurt or get a little too rough to make you feel better!

Headbutts are rewarded with his big paws bopping you on the head like he's trying to pet you!

If he's tired and you're being your lively little self, he just takes you and sleeps on top of you so you can't escape.

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Dorik actually has a lot of brothers and sisters back in hell and you remind him so much of how they used to play around with him.

As much as he adores cuddling you close and doing gentle and calm things with you, he loves how tough you are!

Yes he moans when you bite him.

Everytime you're affectionate with him, he can't help but kiss you all over, you're just so cute!

Almost cries if you give him bear hugs, this man is touchstarved!!!!

He gives you his own love by wrapping his tail around you or rubbing his face into your clothes, chest, hair, anywhere! He loves how you smell so good everyday!

Shrieks if you body slam him, but somehow he's as solid as a rock, he didn't even stumble..

But he's all over you asking if you're ok.

"Master? My love? My darling are you alright?!"

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Kalva unfortunately doesn't like rough-housing, he's made it a rule that you can only mess around outside the nest!

But he adores your bearhugs and headbutts and bites, they're comforting to him in a way, it shows that you're close to him!

He headbutts you too, it's his way of asking for your love and attention.

For a while it was also how he kissed you since he didn't know how to do it properly yet.

He might indulge in your rough ways sometimes by jumping around and messing up his feathers on purpose, but you should promise to help preen them afterwards!

Nevertheless, he loves you to bits and just wants to keep you safe <3

"My mate is so excited! My mate is happy!"

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Jasper is scared for his life but in a fun way.

He never knows the next time you're gonna bite him or tackle him into a hug, it's like a game for you both.

He gets you back by surprise tickling you, it's pretty effective.

If he expects the biting, he definitely bites you too, kissing the area right after for extra measure.

Don't get me wrong he's absolutely flustered whenever you do it, but he gets used to it after a while.

But no rough-housing with him! He's fragile and might break something.

Legit asks you to crack his back if ever he's having back aches.

"Hey love, my back's a little weird again, can I get another hug~?"

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Viktor is surprised and a little intrigued.

Oh? My darling is so energetic, I love it!

If you ever try anything on him, he chuckles and 'punishes' you with kisses all over your face and cuddles you until you give up.

Your bites kind of freak him out

Like he's supposed to bite people! It's kind of weird having people bite him, it's a bit exciting..

"My my~ Is my little bat misbehaving again~?"

Garrick doesn't tolerate roughness at all.

You might get hurt! What if one of them reciprocates the affection and goes too far? He's not having it!

That is until you do it to him and he absolutely melts at your cuteness.

He goes from strict to 100% on board with your love bops

Refuses to bear hug you, he might break your spine because of how much he loves you!

"Remember to be careful my turtledove! And I love you!"

Silas is all in on your rowdiness, considering he's like that himself.

He's a mischievous little shit and loves play fighting with you.

Loves picking you up and spinning you around, making you hold onto him as you two giggle like young lovers together.

Always does this thing where he cups your face and shakes your head side to side, he says its because you're too cute and your face must be a mask because no one is that perfect!

Gives you gentle and soft kisses after your rough moments because he wants to make sure he didn't hurt you. He feels the need to remind you always how much you mean to him and how happy you make him feel.

"My little owl, so cute, so adorable~ I'll never leave you Darling~"

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Baron tries his best to keep you calm but you're just to fuckin adorable!

He's a cold hard assassin! Why is he smiling over weak little attempts to hurt him?!

Scolds you for rough housing but his heart breaks if you pout or if he hurts your feelings

Immediately says sorry and holds your hand tight to show he still loves you, he just doesn't wanna see you potentially hurt yourself.

If you're rough with anyone else, he's pulling you off and dragging you away whilst holding you in the tightest bear hug, his actions screaming out 'you're mine!'

Of course he denies it all, saying excuses like 'what if they think you wanna pick a fight?'

But you know he's just jealous that you're not giving him that attention.

Still doesn't tolerate bodyslams or bites but bear hugs, headbutts and squeezing his hand are highly appreciated. Highly

"How about we settle down now boss hm~? I'll run you a nice hot bath if you'd like~"

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Caspian is a wimpy little bitch and gets upset if you play fight with him.

He'll start whining for you to stop but like also whine if you stop giving him attention. (little shit)

Lives for your bear hugs! SQUEEZE HIM HARDER PLEASE!!!

Headbutts make him dizzy and otherwise just confused but he appreciates it and thinks you're trying to kiss him.

He'll pull you close and show you what a real kiss is like~

Bite him and he's flustered.

Like about to have a stroke and can't form a complete sentence flustered.

"Ohohoh~ Oh my~ H-how fascinating~!"

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Hallow loves playing! Wait what are you doi-

Gets the message (i think) and starts to play fight with you too, chasing you around the house and wrapping you up in his long arms to tickle you all over!

Pretends to be a scary monster and nuzzles his face into you once he catches you, imitating eating. That's what you get for trying to fight the big spooky Hallow!

Your headbutts and affections make him so happy he starts jingling from how much he's trying to hold back.

He loves roughing you up a bit too, but his little bops aren't so strong since he's made of cotton and love <3 <3 <3

If you're getting a bit too rough, he wraps you up and kisses you softly before letting you go once you calm down.

"You tired from lovin on me all day sweetie~? It's alright, I got a looooootta lovin left for you~!"

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Ashvan is terrified!

On one hand eeeeee so cute! He wants to return your affections so bad!!!

But also you might die???

He's a big guy, and he's aware of his size and strength, so he's pretty wary on how he handles you.

You're like a little porcelain doll to him! He'd be so sad if anything happened to you just because he wanted to express his love to you!

He loves your bops, but giving you a warm smile and a kiss is all he can do really.

He makes up for it in giving you gifts, helping around the infirmary, cuddling you at night, the little things.

He wished he was more gentle so he can do the things you do to him! He so wishes to hug you as hard as he can!

"S-so cute...I-I mean so uhm..strong and fierce haha! So not adorable and precious in every way possible! Yeah.."

[biggiedraws]

WHO was gonna tell me theres a fucking soukoku snow white scene in dead apple. who was gonna fucking tell me. i didnt watch dead apple the first time i watched the show (anime watch orders will be the death of me i swear) but i finally got around to it and im losing my goddamn mind. its like a one minute scene but it has SO MUCH. chuuya uses corruption even though ango told him dazai was probably dead??? dazai knew to keep the antidote in his mouth because he knew chuuya would come find him and punch him in the face??? the level of mutual trust is UNREAL. and then dazai wakes up and touches chuuyas face to undo the corruption and they like halfheartedly tease each other because theyre IDIOTS who cant ever be genuine with their feelings..... "you used corruption, believing in me? how beautiful. [i knew you would come for me]" "yeah, i did. i believed in your disgusting vitality and craftiness. [enough to stake my life on it]" "that was a somewhat violent way of waking snow white. [thank you for saving me]" "youre the one who hid an antidote in your mouth, knowing id punch you. [im glad youre alive]" theyre so affectionate i am going to throw up

and thats not even mentioning chuuya landing face first in dazais crotch and dazai HOLDING HIM THERE????? i dont even have anything to say about that whole exchange. who wrote this fucking movie i just wanna talk

anyway look at this official art. the snow white parallel is making me insane i cannot believe this is actually canon. yeah they didnt kiss, but did snow white intentionally let herself get poisoned because she knew the prince would save her??? its literally more romantic this way change my mind

[masshysteri4]

GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY

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How would the housewardens feel with an overly affectionate S/O

Housewardens x reader, GN reader

Riddle Rosehearts

Would take some time getting used to, he grew up in an environment that was not very affectionate. Don't get him wrong! He loooooves your affection, but definitely ease him into it, don't immediately jump into kisses and cuddle seshes, start small with locking pinkies and patting shoulders in private

"WOAH, I-I mean... Let's settle down a bit strawberry.!"

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Leona Kingscholar

Doesn't care, like, literally. Most of his time is spent sleeping or lazing around and you best believe he would pull you down with him anyways, he can either be your best dream or your worst nightmare, I daresay he's even more affectionate then you. Imagine laying down all day with the person you love, one of you lazed on top of the other, that's you and him most of the time.

"You have classes? Nuh uh."

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Azul Ashengrotto

Bro would die 💀 since he's really self conscious he would immediately pass out at any physical attention, but he wouldnt go off on some self deprecating spiral (idia) No he's to prideful for that, like riddle it would take a little bit of time but would come around to love your affection, even longer to initiate it, throw in some praise and he's putty in your hands.

"I hope Im not bothering you starfish..."

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Kalim Al Asim

This could not be better! His love language is a physical touch, so expect to be tackled, bit, poked, kicked, punched, hugged, etc etc all hours of the day, not that he would hurt you tho its affectionate ♡ Jamils pour soul has to deal with him AND you now as he's attached to your hip all hours of the day. He just loves you too much and finally has someone to match his love energy >_<

"HIIIIII اميرتي" *tackles you*

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Vil Schoenheit

Not very affectionate sorry, At LEAST not in public anyway, he has a reputation to uphold! He'll let you lay on him as he sleeps, or cuddle his lap while he's doing his makeup, and anything else in private but in public is a big no-no, he love you an will meet you halfway but he's more of a words of affirmation guy, please praise him in return o((*^▽^*))o

"Not here leibling, but rest assured tonight I'm all yours~"

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Idia Shroud

Would pass out 2.0, he's been lonely for a while and yknow hasn't been outside in a while 💀 He likes you hugging him while he's gaming, and while he getting his 2 hours of sleep cuddle up to his "I paused my game to be here" clad chest 😍 honestly id say physical touch is his love language underneath gift giving, but in public he'd DIE

"y-y-y-you wannnnna hug m-m-m-m-me?!"

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Malleus Draconia

(Oh boy my favorite)

PLEASE! Touch him, kick him, bite him ANYTHING! HE'S DESPERATE! Ultimate definition of touch starved, I'd say physical affection is like #3 on his list of love languages so imagine how the other 2 are. My boy is giggling and kicking his feet, writing in his dairy about how you held his hand today like a schoolgirl, he definitely wants to recreate fairy tale scenes, be the princess to his frog 😍he's legit sad if you dont at least grab his hand daily

"YES ahem I mean yes, I will lock pinkies with you while you rant to me about the..." FNaF" lore *giggles*"

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FIRST FIC DONE! PLEEEEEASE GIVE ME CRITICISM I NEED IT!!!

[lesbianrobin]

do you have any tips for writing eddie? youre really good at keeping them all in character for fics! ive never written a fic for the st characters before, and id like to, but havent fully gotten a grasp on how to write all of them yet

aaa thank you!! honestly, i'm not super confident in how i write eddie yet, but i've been practicing with him a lot lately and starting to get more of a grasp on him. so yknow i'm no expert but i'll share the things i try to keep in mind with him :)

i say this for just about every character people ask me about, but with eddie i think it's like a million times as important as usual: remember his physicality. i think it can be really easy to just like. forget to have your characters move because you're focusing on dialogue or plot or whatever. and with eddie i think his physical movements are very essential to him!! he's a really active character. for example in the cafeteria scene or the woods scene with chrissy, he's almost constantly moving, sometimes intentionally to elicit a reaction (like climbing on the table or dramatically throwing himself to the ground) but other times seemingly just because he doesn't want to sit still (for example he idly punches a tree while he's talking in the woods scene).

he tends to be pretty physically affectionate with dustin and he often leans into steve's personal space. he doesn't seem uncomfortable or awkward when he and robin are thrown against each other by the earthquakes in the upside down. so generally i think eddie is pretty comfortable with physical contact, at least among people he likes/trusts, and he likes to be close to his friends.

with dialogue i feel a bit less confident, but that's largely because eddie speaks quite differently depending on the scenario. he's always varying between performing and being sincere, and i don't think it's just like. a switch he turns on and off. it's a scale yknow? so like. sometimes he does this whole regal thing and other times he's more plain about it. but i think regardless he usually approaches things with a sense of humor and positivity, even if he's also a bit cynical or pessimistic. this is just my own personal opinion/interpretation of his behavior, but i think eddie's kind of naturally flirty and he has fun making people just a bit uncomfortable, though he doesn't try to make anyone feel seriously uncomfortable and, as seen with chrissy, will make the effort to try and make somebody laugh if he thinks they need it.

i think that eddie is well aware of how much the world sucks, and while he isn't holding out hope for sweeping change, he tries to make the best of things wherever he can. he's a little reckless and a bit of a dick, but he's also nerdy, incredibly passionate about the things he cares about, a little dorky, brave, and kind. he's intelligent but he struggles a lot in school. he's the kind of guy who sees two awkward freshmen in the cafeteria and decides to befriend them because they look like they need it. he's the kind of guy who fails his senior year twice and just keeps on trying. eddie can kind of be a mess of contradictions at first glance, and i honestly think the best way to figure out how to write him (besides of course rewatching the show) is just to practice!! the more i write eddie the more confident i feel in him and the more i feel like i get a sense of his voice.

so anyway i guess that's all i got??? i hope this helps at least a little bit. good luck and i hope u have fun writing!!!

[fantastic-rambles]

Fandom: Durarara!!

Characters: Izaya Orihara, Shizuo Heiwajima

Warnings: Explicit, Phone Sex, Masturbation, Canon-Typical Violence and Insults, Blackmail

Word Count: 2.4k

Summary: When Shizuo and Izaya swap bodies, they're both convinced that the other has somehow caused it. And to keep the other one out of their business, they find other ways to keep each other occupied. [Written for Shizaya Week 2023 | Day 3: Hands/Body Swap AU/(YMMV: monster, but affectionate) @shizayasweek]

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He’s surprisingly comfortable when he wakes up.

It’s not his room. It’s too big, too bright… too sterile. White walls, gleaming chrome, clear glass, and a bed big enough to drown in. With the sun shining in, it’s nearly blinding.

He doesn’t remember how he got here, either. A kidnapping? He doesn’t know how that’s possible, though: he’s got a high resistance to drugs, and not only because it’s hard for a needle to even get into his skin. Hell, half the time Shinra does a checkup on him, his friend gives up on his arm and decides to jab him under the tongue for the blood draws. That, combined with the fact that Shizuo is more durable than most people, is the reason he tries to avoid visiting Shinra for health problems unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Besides, what sort of kidnappers would stick him in a room with floor-to-ceiling windows? It doesn’t matter where he is: he just has to smash them, and then he can leave. As comfortable as the bed is, he can’t stay in it forever, so he rolls out of it with a groan to start to investigate his surroundings. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots a flash of black hair, and he reacts on instinct, turning toward it while pulling his arm back for a punch.

“I-za-yaaaa!” he snarls, the pieces starting to fall into place. Familiar, slitted red eyes glare back at him, the flea surprisingly making no move to dodge, but instead acting as though he’s going to hit Shizuo back, and Shizuo’s fist makes solid contact with a pale cheek.

And Izaya’s image fractures, a spiderweb of cracks spreading out from where Shizuo punched him. But more than that, his hand hurts, and he stares down at it in bewilderment.

His hand isn’t his hand, either. It’s pale and thin, looking like little more than a bit of flesh and skin over bone. It’s not his hand, but he does recognize it, even with the reddening knuckles. If nothing else, the silver rings give it away—the hell, does Izaya sleep with them on?—and as he flexes his fingers, these ones move, pressing against a small palm before unfolding again.

This can’t be possible. Absolutely not.

But as he looks up into the glass again, wide red eyes stare back at him from the mirror. They look startled, and it’s an expression that’s entirely foreign on the sneaky parasite’s face. Carefully, he reaches up to touch his cheek, watching the slim hand press against his skin as he feels the warmth and pressure of a gentle finger.

Why this? Why him? Of all the fucked-up things Izaya has done, this has to be the worst of them. Because there’s no doubt in Shizuo’s mind that this is somehow the flea’s fault, like everything else that happens around here. He has no idea how he could have possibly pulled this off, but it’s not like he can imagine half of the bullshit that Izaya manages to do.

If he’s somehow in Izaya’s body… does that mean that Izaya is in his?

It’s an unsettling thought, interrupted by a ringtone. Whirling around, he finds half a dozen cellphones scattered on the little table next to the bed, and it takes another moment to find the one that’s ringing. The caller ID just says “Shizu-chan,” and he snatches it up, answering with a snarl that doesn’t sound half as intimidating as it would in his usual voice.

“Izayaaaaa!”

“Tch.”

“Don’t you ‘tch’ me! What the fuck have you done? Give me my body back!”

“Give you your body back? Why don’t you give me back mine first? What is this, something that you and Celty dreamed up? I have more important things to do than play along with your silly games.”

Huh. Izaya sounds a lot different when he’s complaining in Shizuo’s voice. Is this how Shizuo sounds normally? He’s not scared of the louse by any stretch of the imagination, but there’s something about the growl in his voice that makes him understand how others can be scared of him, especially when he's pissed off.

It also makes Izaya far less convincing than usual. As it is, Shizuo doesn't trust him anywhere near as far as he can throw him, but Izaya's glib tongue and inability to shut up have tricked plenty of other people. With him like this, though, it just makes Shizuo want to laugh.

"Like this doesn't have 'you' written all over it. C'mon, Izaya, just admit that I saw through you this time."

"Why the hell would I want to live in some cramped, dingy little apartment? My closet is bigger than this place."

That's probably true, if this is Izaya's place. And it would be a reasonable argument… if it wasn't Izaya making it. After all, nobody understood how he thought or why he did the things he did. Sometimes Shizuo thinks that even the louse doesn't know, himself.

"Or I can take more drastic measures until you undo this."

Drastic measures? What the fuck is he talking about now?

But before Shizuo can even ask, the phone dings again, and he checks the screen, finding a notification for a text. Morbid curiosity draws him to open it, only to nearly drop the phone when he finds an image of himself, naked, with one hand holding his phone to take the picture and the other wrapped around his cock. As it is, he fumbles the phone, and when he checks the screen again, it looks like he's dropped the call.

Instantly, he hits the redial button, listening to it try to connect.

"Answer… answer, damn you," he mutters under his breath, but just as it's about to go to voicemail, there's a click.

"Do I have your attention now? Or should I send that to your contacts? 'Boss, Celty, Flea’—I’m going to change that one, by the way—‘Kasuka, Shinra, Tom-san, Vorona…' You don’t have very many of them, do you? I suppose I could always post it to the DOLLARS message board afterwards…"

No. Anything but that. Especially not Kasuka… his brother is fairly easygoing, and Shizuo doesn't think he'll ever say anything about it even if Izaya does send the photo to him. But he's already a failure of an older brother, making Kasuka worry about him. It feels like the only thing he can do for his brother is stay out of his way, so to send something like that… even if Kasuka isn’t embarrassed by him, Shizuo would still feel humiliated.

"Don't. Please, Izaya. I'm really not behind this. I don't know what happened. I can't fix it. But I’ll do whatever else I can," he babbles, trying to figure out what to say to stop the other man. If he was in front of him, Shizuo wouldn't hesitate to tear his phone away, and fuck whatever happened to Izaya, but he's not, and all of his usual, violent solutions to his problems can't be applied here.

"Don't grovel with my voice. That's disgusting."

Instantly, Shizuo shuts up, his heart racing in his chest as he listens to the silence on the other end of the line. Izaya isn't sending the photo out, is he? He has to realize how important this is to Shizuo, how he can use it to force him to do whatever he wants… but it would also be just like Izaya to do it anyways, just because it is important. Still, the silence drags on, and Shizuo takes a slow, shaky breath.

“Izaya?”

He’s answered by a sigh.

“Well, I suppose it’s a unique opportunity. Far be it for me to waste it.”

There’s the familiar creak of his bed in the background, and he hears Izaya sigh again. Longer, this time, echoed by another creak in Shizuo’s—Izaya’s?—hand as he grips the phone tightly, the plastic protesting its treatment. Maybe it’s a good thing that he’s not himself, or it might have turned to dust… but then again, if they weren’t in this situation, it wouldn’t be a problem in the first place.

“Izaya? What are you doing?”

“Mmmm… having fun.”

Because that’s fucking reassuring. There’s more rustling and creaking sounds, and then Izaya groans low in his throat, the sound making Shizuo’s own throat tighten. He couldn’t… there’s no way…

“Join me,” Izaya growls.

“Join… you?” Shizuo stammers, desperately trying to convince himself that the faint thwapping noise isn’t what he thinks it is. It’s better than Izaya sending the picture to Kasuka, but not by much.

“Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Play with my body. Figure out what feels good. Maybe it’ll help you—ah!—improve your technique in bed.”

Shizuo stares down at his slender, pale body. It looks so different from what he’s used to when he’s seeing it through Izaya’s eyes. Less fragile, the skin nearly unmarked even though they often spend an afternoon literally bouncing off the walls of the city. He doesn’t see the need to “improve his technique in bed,” but he has to admit that if the flea is occupied with this, it’ll at least keep him from getting into more trouble when he’s in Shizuo’s body, so it’s probably better to play along.

“What are you doing?”

Izaya’s voice in his ear startles him back to reality, and Shizuo clears his throat as he sits down on the edge of the bed, hesitantly wrapping his hand around Izaya’s cock. It twitches, and he nearly drops it, too, before he coughs again, his cheeks burning.

“I’m… uh… touching you. Your… um… you know.”

There’s a rough laugh on the other end of the line that ends in a small gasp.

“You’re still such a child, Shizu-chan. You can’t expect me to believe that you’ve never masturbated before.”

He has, but fuck if he's going to admit it to the louse. Taking a deep breath, he spits into his hand before grabbing Izaya's cock again, more firmly, and starts to jerk off the way he usually does, quick and rough.

It's not the same as usual, though. Izaya's fingers are smaller, unable to cover up quite as much, and his silver rings make things feel pretty different, too. They're cold and hard… but that's actually kinda nice. Shizuo rolls his hips a little, letting them rub against the underside of his hardening cock, and groans himself, hearing Izaya's shitty laugh on the other side of the line.

"See? It's good, right?" he purrs. "And you're so tight, Shizu-chan. Are you still a virgin? I can help you out next time: it might be fun fucking a monster."

"Oi! What are you—"

"Feeling good," Izaya laughs with a small hitch in his voice. "Imagine it, won't you? That cock you're holding, shoving deep into your body. Pounding you into the sheets, like you always do to me. You've never been curious?"

Hell no. Just the thought makes Shizuo tense up, even though he feels a small twinge of guilt. Maybe it's not fair that he's always the one fucking Izaya. Does the flea want to fuck someone, too? But if so, he has to have plenty of other fuckbuddies that would be happy to let him do that, right? Even in high school, he was always surrounded by girls, and some other creeps, too. That doesn't seem to have changed, even now. So it's not like he needs Shizuo or anything.

"Thinking again? You should stop. You're no good at that."

"Shut up!"

He knows that. He's never been smart. The only thing he's ever had is this ridiculous strength, and even then, he usually ended up hurting the people he most wanted to protect.

But at least he’s still better than Izaya, who could do good things if he wasn’t so determined to do bad ones. He’s smart, persuasive, and understands people. That’s what pisses Shizuo off the most about the flea, beneath his instinctive dislike of him: that he tries so hard to be good, but Izaya, who absolutely could be good, isn’t. Of course, he can’t control anyone else’s life or tell them how to live—the deadbeats he has to deal with every day are proof of that—but it’s frustrating.

“Ahhh~~”

Izaya’s cry derails his train of thought, and his toes curl slightly. Whatever the louse is doing to his body, it does sound like he's "feeling good," so Shizuo forces himself back on track, his own breath catching as the pleasure builds. His fingers twist around the tip of his cock, and he shivers as cool metal rubs against sensitive, burning skin.

“What… what are you doing… Shizu-chan?” the louse pants, and Shizuo wonders if he ever stops talking. Even when they’re having sex, Izaya always has to be saying something. And more than half the time, it’s stupid shit like “You know, the last time I saw Shinra, he had new glasses. Did you break his old ones?” The only time he does shut up is when Shizuo shoves his face into a pillow, but he’s pretty sure that the flea is still talking: he just can’t hear him.

“Jerking off, right? Like you told me to.”

“But how are you doing it? Do you… ah!… like the way my fingers feel? I like to squeeze them… as I move up my shaft. The part right under the… the… tip… is really sensitive.”

How the fuck is someone supposed to concentrate like this? Still, Shizuo’s hand follows Izaya’s instructions, and it does feel good.

“And when you’re… going down… let my thumbnail… scrape the underside.”

Shizuo’s hips thrust into his fingers when he obeys, and he’s panting into the phone, too, as he starts fucking his fist, tightening his grip while he ruts against warming metal and soft flesh.

“That’s right, Shizu-chan. Just let go. Fuck me… like the monster you are," Izaya purrs, and even though his words make Shizuo snarl, he can't stop himself anymore. Not when Izaya's hand feels so good, and when he can hear the louse's voice breaking. As the pleasure begins to overwhelm him, he cries out too, coming in long, sticky streams before collapsing back down onto the bed. The sound of harsh breathing comes from the phone beside him as he struggles to catch his own breath. Then, finally, Izaya speaks up again.

"Don't you dare go anywhere. I'm on my way over."

[mcrredacteddeadove]

dont know if this is even that nasty but i want to beat up mikey so bad. his face is so punchable (half affectionate.) i wanna hear him groan in pain and ask me to stop and start sobbing and i just keep fuckin punching him and kicking him. i want him to be doubled over on the ground with a bloody nose and black eye and bruised rib all because of me <33 id tell him he looks so pretty like this and that it really relieved my stress and hold his (maybe fucked up) jaw in my hand and kiss him and then drop him an' let him lay on the floor in excruciating pain until somebody finds him. sorry that was a lot i just want to make mikey way miserable hes so silly like that

<3

[volfoss]

hmmm can i get uhhhh worick arcangelo? grins

AUGHHH this will be so so so long im not normal abt that man

First impression: well when i first watched gangsta years ago i wanted that man carnally. i was not aware of his issues (the anime was cut short) umm but i thought he was really cool and everything to me

Impression now: does me having a 40 page worick analysis doc answer this question. um but seriously tho i love him a lot and hes probably one of my top 5 characters ever. um his diseases are funny to me love when a man decapitates someone and is boobs out and covered in blood.

Favorite moment: HMM i have a few. character development wise i think its definitely the little hints of how he is very good at covering his trauma with a joke or lightening a situation by doing so. hes a very very complex character and i could go insane abt it. for SILLY worick moments well id say its when he and nico as kids are playing cards and learning sign language together. with how tragic their pasts are, stuff like this is just really nice to see for me. i literally cannot narrow it down other than that bc EVERY worick moment is my favorite.

Idea for a story: id KILL for the years after the mansion massacre but before canon to be covered more. but i also think no one gets the characters properly enough to do that outside of the author lmao

Unpopular opinion: people that dont udnerstand he is fundamentally really fucking pretentious about media and annoying dont get him. he literally has old french novels in the original language on his bookshelf. mainly reads shakespeare. is canonically very annoying abt both of these. but he is ALSO a loser guy. look at him sopping wet at the end of this ask.

Favorite relationship: PLATONICALLY. him and nico. the intricacies of it make me blow up forever u don teven understand...

Favorite headcanon: hes a car guy (which technically. semi canon if u count the light novel) and has the worlds most nasty disgusting car... <- there are intricacies

worick panels where hes especially pitiful as thanks :)

^he was made to run about 20 ft at the age of 35

^sopping wet sad style

^lightly punched by an 80 year old

^feminism (i say this seriously like. he is but this panel is so... to me)

^it is literally enriching for him to be annoying and push his face against the glass

^tummyache

^his piercing blue eye that are so weezer blue album colored

but yeah :) hes very silly he sucks so bad (affectionate)

[watatsumiis]

🎤

The most punchable/character you wanna punch the most GO!

(Mine are probably venti sacramouche childe and just maybe albédo-I’m sorry I love em but some of the shit they do just lights some primal instinct in me to just *SMACK!*)

Sips out

shkhgfdsj now this is a loaded question-- Your answers there are entirely valid honestly.

SO I'd have to put my answers into two categories because sometimes i hit/punch affectionately.

Characters I'd punch (affectionately):

Childe - he sets off some insane wild animal instinct in me and i just want to tear his face off

Dottore - self explanatory. im going to grab him by the lapels and bunny rabbit kick him until he falls apart

Tighnari - same as childe but not quite as violent. he's just a sweetie and i wanna bop him but something about him drives me FERAL

Al Haitham - he seems like he'd bully me i think and i just wanna grab him by the shoulders and shake him

Kaveh - but i just know hed start it first hes very touchy i think

And now onto characters i would hatefully punch (censored since Id rather them not pop up in the main tags) ! = i

Pa!mon - self explanatory. her voice grates on my ears and i wish there were an option to mute only her-- she just comes across as insufferable and her character doesn't really seem to evolve much? She was kinda fine in Inazuma but it's like she stepped back in Sumeru

Ra!den Shogun/E! - idk theres really just something about her and her actions that bother me a lot, i really dislike her and find it hard to empathise with her or her reasoning at all, especially since a lot of it was done through exposition and lengthy chunks of text that i had a lot of difficulty parsing.

also, Scaramouche is in a secret third category that vacillates wildly between hateful and affectionate punching. I cant decide how i feel about this little asshole, i want to put him in a jar and shake him until he makes sense to me?

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Vortex II

I was bored one day or smth and I ended up expanding on this fic.

Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @rubybecker-rb2

Warnings: grief, loss of a parent, implied/referenced PTSD (don't like, don't read)

Morning slipped into the room, leaving Alisson with a decision to make. He had to get to Kirkby by nine o’clock, but all he really wanted to do was stay in bed.

He knew that they’d give him as much compassionate leave as possible. But would it do any good for him to stay at home alone? He wasn’t sure.

His alarm rang for the fourth time, and Alisson tossed it into an open drawer. The team needed him—it would be selfish to just sit around and do nothing, even though that’s what he really felt like doing.

With a huge sigh, Alisson dragged himself out of bed and to his closet. He decided to bite the bullet and just go to training. All they really had to do was run around and work out, which would distract him. Nobody would suspect anything. He was already amazing at keeping his mouth shut—he just needed to keep up the good work.

I won’t be alone, and they won’t have to worry about me. Win-win. Alisson opened the closet, trying to find a shirt. His hand brushed against a fluffy black hoodie—and he froze when he remembered it had used to be his father’s.

“Ali, did you steal my hoodie again?” Jose Becker yelled up the stairs. The heavy footsteps signaled everybody that he was coming.

Fifteen-year old Alisson tried to wrestle the too-large hoodie off of him before his father came. He gave up, wrapping his towel around him like a cloak, as his father opened the door.

“Filho, I thought I told you didn’t need to hide,” said the elder man, tossing the towel to the other side of the room. “Just warn me first. I was planning to wear that today!”

Alisson opened his mouth to apologize, but the senior Becker silenced his teenage son with an affectionate slap on the back. “If you want to steal my hoodies, that’s fine. Just return them, okay?”

“Ali!” Muriel waltzed in through the door, moch-groaning when he realized what was going on. “Dios, you two are at it again? Just buy two identical hoodies already! Now come on, mano, otherwise you’ll be late for the game.”

Alisson leapt off the bed to follow his brother—but not before tightly embracing his father.

Alisson fought back the growing lump in his throat and pulled the hoodie off the clothes rack. He had since grown to fit into it, and it was still one of his favorite garments. He easily slipped into it and glanced in the mirror, leaving the hood down.

He fought back the tears growing in his eyes as his father stared straight back at him. Alisson had always been a carbon copy of his father, but today it haunted him to no end. In the end, he decided against wearing the hoodie.

I’m just going to cry if I wear this, he reasoned, changing into a black sweatshirt.

*

He usually walked from his house to Kirkby, but Alisson decided to drive instead. He would get there in a shorter time, and he would be able to get home just as quickly.

Apparently, he hadn’t judged how quickly he would get pulled over. Out of nothing, he’d spaced out in his own thoughts. Now a car was guiding him to the side of the road. Alisson didn’t know what he’d done wrong. Did he pass a red light? Miss a stop sign? Speeded too much and ran something—somebody—over?

Could today get any worse?

“I didn’t mean it, I swear!” Alisson blurted as the door to the other car opened. “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone, I don’t know what happened!” He punched the steering wheel, burying his head in his arms.

He expected a speeding ticket, a blunt and impersonal request for ID. He didn’t expect the gentle tap on his still-closed window.

“Ali? What happened, mano?”

Alisson pushed the button, barely looking up at the window. The window rolled down, revealing his teammate and friend, Firmino Fonseca. Alisson searched for any anger in Firmino’s expression, but all he saw was concern.

“I was just about to leave for training when I saw you driving by. You almost squashed Freddie!” Firmino stuck his head through the window, gripping the door. “It’s like you weren’t paying attention.”

“I-I’m sorry.” Alisson internally cursed how pathetic he was being. He was about to cry over a lawn flamingo. “I thought I ran somebody over.”

“You’re usually a careful driver,” Firmino pointed out. He leaned further into the car. Alisson was sure that if he went any further, the other would fall headfirst into the car. And then he may get hurt, and then there’ll be blood all over again, and then…

As if he could read his thoughts, Firmino reached through the window and took Alisson’s hand. “Come on, Ali. We’ve carpooled to training before, and we can do it again.”

That was how Alisson ended up in the passenger seat of Firmino’s car. His own car was neatly parked in Firmino’s closed garage, and Freddie the flamingo had been staked back into his territory near the mailbox.

Firmino wasted no time getting to the point. “You seem very distracted, Ali. Tell me all about it.”

Alisson wasn’t sure what prompted him to tell the truth: the fact that Firmino had picked up on his anguish without even seeing him, or the cocadas that his best friend had offered from his glove compartment. Either way, he told Firmino everything—from the phone call, to his fitful nightmares the night before, to the whole hoodie incident earlier that morning.

“Mano…eu sinto muito.” Firmino pulled up at the stop sign to let a young family cross the street. “But why were you driving? You don’t need to come to training.”

“Bobby, the whole team needs me. Plus, I won’t do anything productive, sitting by myself at home,” Alisson admitted, fiddling with the sleeves of his sweatshirt.

“Some things in life are more important than football. Take a break until you’re ready.” Firmino started up the car once again. “The boss will understand why.”

Alisson shook his head, staring absentmindedly out the window. “I can’t go back home now. I’d have to drive, and what if I ran into somebody again?”

“I wasn’t thinking about sending you home alone,” said Firmino, navigating through the streets. The car passed a local pub, advertising the newest beer. “You can come to Kirkby with me and just…hang out there. You don’t have to train or anything, just be there.”

Alisson thought it over, taking a cocada from the box. It went down easily enough, but the coconut candies didn’t taste anywhere near as good as they usually did.

“Okay. I’ll go.”

Firmino visibly relaxed in his seat, turning the corner. “Good."

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Silly and short for you weekend questionnaire: what innocent/positive/optimistic/generally good characters from your favorite shows do you enjoy writing as Yanderes?

Ooh lemme think. Off the top of my head

BNHA: Twice, Mirio, Tamaki, Spinner, Izuku, All Might

Bleach: Izuru

DoL (OK so "good" may not be the best moniker but): Kylar

DCAU and/or Arkhamverse: I like characters like Amazo because I have unresolved attraction to him from my childhood that aren't really malicious, just very specific in their logic and morals. This is p common to me in characters like Amazo or nonhumans that are just...not inherently tuned to human moral standards lol

DRRR: Shizuo. Smth about a yandere that only really strays from a normal s/o when their Darling is in danger, causing them to FLIP THE FUCK OUT is smth special. Like 99% of the time? Totally normal loving boyfriend, if a bit awkward since he isn't that experienced and is very aware of his strength and anger issues. The 1% when they're in danger or if Izaya is within a certain radius of them? BEAST MODE. Terrifying. Darling feels like he's a totally different person that they and Tom and Simon have to pull off of a group of dudes before he fucking kills them

JJBA: Josuke and Okuyasu for the more innocent types of yanderes (tbh they don't have that many obsessive tendencies imo. They just love their Darling a little TOO much), OH and Stands! Like a User who is trying to keep their feelings and desires hidden, but their Stand who manifests their soul/fighting spirit has no reason to do that. Ie. Imagine Fugo trying to keep himself distant, but Purple Haze is constantly wanting to stare at and be close to Darling. Or Jotaro wanting to keep them at a distance to protect them from his family's enemies, but Star Platinum follows them around like a lost puppy and being super handsy and affectionate...much to Mr stoic Jotaro's distaste.

Obey Me: I love any of the characters when they're written as genuinely not understanding normal human morals and boundaries. Like...the brothers embody sins, so it's hard for them to think about things from a human perspective. If Beel wants to eat, he eats. If Asmo can sense Darling is turned on, he immediately wants to stimulate them even if they aren't dating or anything. They're creatures that can have discipline, but are ultimately beings that are...very Id-focused if that makes sense?

And Simeon specifically because I love the idea of an angel being attracted to the taboo "sin" of loving a human, of wanting to commit sins of the flesh with them. For a human it's just what comes naturally, but an angel? It's just so...shameful. And that intense kind of love he feels, that he KNOWS isn't what he's "supposed" to feel is exciting~

One Punch Man: Lots of casual and/or "puppy" yanderes. Puppy yanderes are the ones who kinda know they're obsessed, but whenever they're called out on it they're just like 🥺 "I know...but I can't help it and I don't know if I want it to stop" Your Metal Bat, your King, your Genos, etc. Also I love Saitama and would date the fuck out of him irl but he's way too chill to be a yandere for me lol. At most he'll just pop into Darling's place unannounced even if he wasn't told it was OK