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if-i-eated-soaps · 1 year
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i love being cursed with photo manipulation skills
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consteladasoieux · 2 months
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you guys are all on ur little VERSACE 💜 trend but i’m still out here bc i did, no i didnt❤️
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mi-miz · 5 months
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is there edible soap and shampoo to eat and drink in the shower bc what if i get hungry in there
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winebandages · 6 months
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Wait so I just found out the scarecrows. Are the crows scare because god bless. The scarecrows called scarecrows because crows. Donatella VERSACE 💜
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socsf · 11 months
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hnmmmm soab
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wombywoo · 5 months
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local cuisine 🤌
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naivegh0ul · 9 months
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Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)
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laughroditee · 4 months
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Weird domestic shit the TF141 guys do that (playfully) irk you, as their partner:
🏷️ | Price:
Wears socks during sex.
Tightens all of the jars in the house too tightly so that you’ll have to ask him to open them for you. (Toxic chivalry.)
Enjoys giving you beard rash anywhere and everywhere he possibly can.
💀 | Ghost:
Kisses you immediately after eating onions.
Leaves the toothpaste tube strangled in the center with all the toothpaste bunched at the bottom.
You find bullets everywhere, including in the freezer.
🧼 | Soap:
All of his dirty laundry is placed directly on the floor, next to the laundry basket.
Cleans up his mohawk but then doesn’t clean up the fucking hair clippings out of the sink.
Always wants to cuddle you so bad when he’s sleeping that he will squash you and/or push you out of bed.
🧢 | Gaz:
Buys your favorite snacks… for a price. Or is it… “for Price?” You’re never sure.
Offers to make you grilled cheese but then burns it because he’s too busy flirting with you.
Insists on giving you mani-pedis, only they’re so very messy. You assure him that they look great.
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konigsblog · 4 months
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no way, this SCREAMS stepbrothers simon, kyle, and johnny, you can't tell me otherwise... (🌽 link)
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Synopsis: Being passed around by your stepbrothers: Simon, Gaz, and Johnny.
TW/CW; STEPCEST, NON-CON/DUB-CON, RECORDING, FAUX SYMPATHY. MDNI 18+
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Your stepbrothers have always kept watchful eye on you. They don't deny that they're overprotective and perverted towards their little stepsister. They simply just can't help themselves from you. You fill the hole in their heart and satisfy their sexual needs, as if you're nothing but a fleshlight, your only purpose being to take cock.
“That’s it, little sis.” Simon growls out, tightening his grasp on your hips as he begins ploughing into your soft, slick folds. Gaz holds down your arm while stroking himself, fisting his lengthy and hard cock to the sight of your misery and pain. It's sadistic for them to get off to their little stepsister's pain and fear, but they can't help himself; it's addictive. Johnny records the entire thing, the way Simon cooes at you for squirming, for weeping, before slapping your cheeks, all three men chuckling at your horror. You look pathetic with tears rolling down your sensitive cheeks, mortified when you gaze down between your thighs, disgusted by Simon's perversity.
You didn't expect this from Simon. Of course, you were familiar with Johnny and Gaz being creepy and perverse, the way they'd grind against you and beg for a handjob. But you didn't expect this from Simon. He was your safe space, a shoulder you could lean on, a deep breath away from your perverted stepbrothers. It was part of Simon's plan to gain your trust so he could use it against you. Now, here you were, forced down against the dining room table while your parents were away, with Simon's gross cock stuffing you full.
Your cunt ached at the stretch, the way his filthy touch lingered and stained your bare skin. You cried harder when he would sympathise with you, slowly rocking his hips, dragging out his orgasm so he could spend more time inside his little stepsister's pussy. Your cunt was tight as hell, almost like a virgin pussy. Simon couldn't help himself as he began to pound into your gummy slit, his sticky and creamy tip rubbing and nudging against your bruised cervix. You gagged at the intrusive thoughts rushing through your mind, the way your body reacted to Simon's touch despite the way you'd wail and sob out for Simon to stop.
“Ya’like takin’ dick from your stepbrother, don’t‘cha? I can see it in your eyes - you like bein’ forced down and fucked hard...” Simon grumbled out. Your pussy clutched onto his veiny shaft at his filthy words. The feeling of being stuffed full with Simon's hot load left you silent, choking on your words as he rolled his sturdy hips into you, filling your hole with his creaminess.
After Simon's betrayal, you were numbed. You didn't care what would happen afterwards, who would take you next. You could only cry thinking about Simon's sudden change in behaviour, his brutality and cruelty.
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sky-is-the-limit · 11 months
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Alex Keller is the type to say "ooohh big stretch" with a beaming smile on his face as he pushes a third finger in you, and I won't elaborate.
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naamahdarling · 10 days
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Jasper!
Don't! Lick! the SOAP!
It tastes like that, yeah, just fuckin. Awful, man. I tried to tell you.
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cerise-on-top · 19 days
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Soap actually gets very affectionate when he's drunk. Sure, he's already a pretty touchy man while sober, but this multiplies a hundred fold when he's drunk. While it may be hard to get him drunk, he's nothing but adorable when he gets to that point. Think the r/ambien wife guy (even if you may not be a woman, he's not above pointing out how soft and awesome you are and how much he loves you). In fact, I'd go as far as to say he probably has a reddit account, on which he gushes about you every time he does get drunk. It's nothing but sweet. You're his beloved partner, the light of his life, and he's gonna make it everyone else's problem too. He keeps hugging you, keeps cuddling you, keeps pressing wet kisses on your forehead and your temple as he sits in your lap. There's a good chance you have no clue what he's trying to tell you, but it's probably just another anecdote about how much he loves you. Tears are sometimes spilled when you kiss him back and tell him that you love him too. Yes, alcohol may be involved, but it's nothing short of wholesome anyway. Is probably not even ashamed of all the things he's said to you once he's sober again. He means them, and why shouldn't you know that you're important to him?
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temeyes · 1 month
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never drew anything so fast in my entire life (based on this post!)
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shotmrmiller · 2 months
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simon telling the boys he'll be missing out on the family dinner cuz his girl keeps him very well fed and he doesn't wanna miss dinner but you ain't much of a cook and while the grub's borderline toxic, your pussy isn't.
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wispscribbles · 1 year
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back at it with wolf ghoap 🐺
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