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tinseltownie · 1 month
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Anyway I’m manifesting a Lewis Charles Oscar Lando Carlos podium aka any three of them in literally any order and I have no reason to believe this will happen like Max will win and Checo exists but imagine if it did
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zytes · 5 months
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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disteal · 7 months
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I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny
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mazzystarjpg · 6 months
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comments from tiktok about siblings pt.2
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bruciemilf · 2 months
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Bruce, introducing Harvey and Jason for the first time: Sweetheart, this is Harvey. My…friend.
Jason Todd, a 12 year old catholic: You know that divorce means you’re going to hell, right
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stuckinapril · 3 months
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megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.
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kingkatsuki · 3 months
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One more and then I’ll stop but like seriously imagine this hulking brute of a man preparing to mount his dragon to return home to his Kingdom after successfully pillaging another village. The loot strapped to the sides of the dragons as he stands victorious, covered head to toe in a sheen of drying blood that for the most part isn’t his.
And as he’s preparing to leave he notices something moving in the foliage out of the corner of his eye. Immediately reaching for his axe as he holds it up high, ready to strike— when he sees a small bunny rabbit struggling beneath a wicker basket. The poor animal looks injured, its paw a deep crimson that rivals his eyes and his first thought is to put it out of its misery and take it home as part of the feast.
But then he thinks of you, and the way you tremble in front of him much like the little rabbit in front of him now. Sliding his axe back into his belt as he crouches down to pick up the struggling animal, caging it in large palms as he holds it uncharacteristicly gently to his chest. Walking back to his dragon as his men call out to him.
“That’s barely a snack for a dragon, King.” Sero calls out, grinning from ear to ear as Bakugou shoots him a glare.
“Do you want me to put it with the rest of the food?” Kirishima offers as he reaches out to take the bunny by the ears.
“No,” Bakugou mutters gruffly, opening a sachel at the side of his beast as he places the rabbit gently inside. His men raise their brows but know better than to say anything as they take off, returning back home before nightfall.
The Kingdom is in celebration as the team return, gathering the spoils as a feast is prepared for tonight. And Bakugou decides to clean himself up before seeking you out, worried that if he found you covered in the blood of his enemies you’d never talk to him again. It was much like he looked the first time he found you; and he’ll remember that terrified look for the rest of his days.
Changing into fresh cloth and furs as he makes his way towards your room, and even though he’s trying to be respectful he still doesn’t knock. Stepping inside to see you curled up by a fire with a book that you quickly put down when you notice him, the tension in your body doesn’t go unnoticed by Bakugou who tries to be less intimidating. A difficult feat for a man who’s waged wars on nations, and spilt more blood than the rivers that flow outside the Kingdom.
He’s silent as he crouches, setting his sachel down in front of him as he opens it. Rough hands reach in to take out the quivering bunny rabbit, which you stare at with wide eyes.
“It reminded me of you.” He rasps, holding the animal out to you as you crawl over to him from your position in front of the fire. Gentle hands taking the rabbit from him as you hold him against your chest, soft fingers stroking at its fur.
“You’re not going to cook him after, are you?”
And Bakugou can’t help but smile at your question, it’s the first time you’ve seen him do so and it softens the strong frown lines against his face. His eyes rounder, fierce gaze less intense as he moves to sit on the floor beside you with thick thighs outstretched.
“He looked like he needed someone to look after him.”
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betweendyingstars · 11 months
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Artist Regulus painting his lovers
This is a DTIYS I’m hosting on instagram to celebrate 1k, so if you’d like to join go find me on there!
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turtleblogatlast · 11 days
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I think a lot about Leo’s tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when he’s forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until it’s already been done.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#His aptitude with subterfuge sleight of hand stealth and speed really push how being a ninja really comes naturally to him.#it’s arguable that his desperation for the spotlight and validation is an act of subterfuge against himself#note that when he’s offered a job as a mascot he’s fine being unknown#when he and splinter win the battle nexus Leo immediately says ‘they love YOU pops’#idk I think so much about how good a ninja Leo is#and how much his persona is more an actor#Leo as a tot is shown a natural skill at katana too so hear me out-#every Leo is a natural ninja but every Leo’s route in life is directly tied to their splinter so#since rise splinter is an actor Leo too aims for it#and he brings it into his whole life - masking always because a Leo makes what they do who they are#I think that Leo naturally falls more in line with that of a typical ninja#his eccentric performer self is his subterfuge skill just set to an 11 at all times#not that that’s NOT him - like I said it’s still undoubtedly a part of Leo#but? idk I think about little moments like Leo being the only one to choose stealth in bug busters#or Leo being the only one to almost get Gus’s dog tags in The Ninja Art of Hide and Seek (he was so close but luck was against him alas)#like- he’s clearly in his element there and he falls into those skills so easily#it’s like how everyone has skills in so many things but some exceed more in some than others do#like Raph? Raph’s the biggest Hero of the bunch of them let’s be perfectly real here. Raph is THE Hero#All the boys are smart in their own rights but Donnie is THE Genius.#and they all have mystic powers but Mikey is THE Mystic Warrior with immense untapped potential#likewise Leo I feel is THE Ninja#but yeah I love how much Leo goes for the spotlight anyway for better or for worse#he IS a performer again make no mistake! but again the way he does it still lines up with his natural ninja aptitude and I love it#Leo loving magic tricks and magicians so much works doubly well here because like#you’d think he’s focused solely on the performance flair - no it’s ALSO and ESPECIALLY the DECEPTION
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cowboysmp3 · 8 months
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it is always under appreciated how secretive phoenix is like he’s very breezy and hard to nail down. i feel like it’s bc he’s often seen in the context of his relationship with edgeworth but like. edgeworth isn’t cagey. if anything he’s somewhat willing to share a moderate level of personal details if he’s able to, he’s just awkward and very formal and task oriented. phoenix is snarky and impersonal but everyone allows it cause he gets deemed as harmless and goofy. kind of a slay
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happyfirstpri · 1 day
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Nothing more homo than having parallel or mirroring nicknames with your rival since childhood
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Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen. Also known as:
the phoenix and the dragon
the sun of maranello and the rain of milton keynes
il predestinato (the predestined) and the inevitable
eterni rivali (eternal rivals)
Eterni rivali is so sexy, like imagine signing off letters with that?
“Il tuo Eterno Rivale,
[insert name]”
HOT. SEXY. I’D KISS YOU ON THE LIPS.
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yelena-bellova · 1 year
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Twenty Years Later - Joel Miller x F!Reader
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Plot: It’s been twenty years since Joel and Y/n parted ways with a farewell so crushing, they were sure it would last forever. Now, fate brings them back together in the form of a 14-year old named Ellie and forces them to set aside their past in order to secure the future.
Warnings: M for violence, gore, language, implied smut, and adult themes (16+)
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Chapter One: Reunited
Chapter Two: Strangers In The Night
Chapter Three: Out On The Town
Chapter Four: Luck
Chapter Five: Soundtrack of Life
Chapter Six: Road Trip
Chapter Seven: Hands
Chapter Eight: Someone’s Something
Chapter Nine: Dry Your Tears
Chapter Ten: September 26th, 2003
Chapter Eleven: Almost
Chapter Twelve: As We Were, As We Are
Chapter Thirteen: Carry You Home
Chapter Fourteen: Violent Innocence
Chapter Fifteen: Room for Three
Chapter Sixteen: The Great Sin
Chapter Seventeen: Twenty Years Later
Post-S1
One Shot #1: The Little Things
One Shot #2: Symptoms of Survival
One Shot #3: Talking to the Sky
One Shot #4: The Artist Formerly Known As Joel Miller
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playlists
creations: moodboard by @nairafeather
Q + As + Headcanons:
Rosebud’s Age
Alternate Scenes
Alternate Ending (no Cordyceps)
Alternate Breakup (concept)
Joel and Rosebud + pregnant in Jackson (AU)
Joel and Rosebud + single mom (AU)
Joel and Rosebud + fights
Joel and Rosebud + cheating
Joel and Rosebud + meeting after Outbreak
Joel and Rosebud + pregnancy
Joel and Rosebud + baby names
Joel and Rosebud + accidentally injuring one another
Rosebud + leaving Joel post-Outbreak
Rosebud + joining the Fireflies
Rosebud + dating before Joel/meeting Joel pre-Austin
Rosebud + Taylor Swift songs
Joel and Rosebud + folklore
Joel and Rosebud + music
What if…Tommy and Rosebud?
Joel and Rosebud + multi-fandom ships
Rosebud + fancast
Harry Potter houses
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Oh, looks like your copy of Undertale had an extra attachment.. It looks like you’ve got a sans on your computer now..?
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He’s fun to have! Just uh.. don’t forget you’ve got company now, alright?
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Luckily, communication isn’t a problem!
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.. Whoops.
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(Don’t worry though, he likes you!)
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Should I draw him in your walls next? <3333
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finrinrinfin · 2 months
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I’ve been making reaction images into vld characters and I’m having a lot of fun
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markscherz · 4 months
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Why are lizards and salamanders so similar in shape?
That’s just what peak performance looks like
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shima-draws · 3 months
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Ghost Cora AU where he’s actually been following Law around ever since he died but nobody has been able to see him, so all he’s able to do is watch Law get hurt and suffer in silence. UNTIL, miraculously, the battle of Dressrosa ends, and for some strange reason—through some supernatural bullshit or maybe just fate—one person is finally able to see him.
Law is sitting on the deck of the Yonta Maria watching everyone party when Luffy comes trotting over to him. And Luffy plops down beside him and says, “I’ve been meaning to ask, Torao, but who’s that really tall blonde guy with the funny makeup that’s been following you around?”
And Law’s just like
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