#illegal magic

[verdan-the-druid]

Some alternatives to get around the ban on SUMMON KETAMINE APE:

Summon a regular ape and give it some ketamine

Summon a ketamine monkey/lemur

Summon me and I will wild shape into an ape and do ketamine

Just summon ketamine ape anyways and it will fight the wizard police when they show up

[thestuffmybraincomesupwith]

April 21, 2023:

Dream: [Scene was like 1970s desert Town orange and dustyish, but set near [my childhood church] I think]. I was 11ish. Mob/ gang kids were my friends, but then turned on me and chased me on their bikes. "I should have stuck a stick in their spokes ". Neighborhood mechanic (18? 20?) boy respected/ mildly feared (because he did mechanic work for the gang) let me hide by him, and he sent them away (they though he was going to "take care of me" 🤜🤚). Magic in first part? There were shops that I've run in, through, and out of in other dreams because I had been chased in those dreams, but now I just walked down the street passing them. There were other things but I forgot them all now.

Missing lots of details now

[Woke up a little in here to adjust and try to recall dream details. Fell back asleep.]

[Scene night, urban neighborhood, not the best part of town] Magic illegal forbidden. Me and 2 friends practiced secretly- also I was teaching them a little. In abandoned warehouse offices and 3rd floor rooftop condos that had rooftop sitting garden. Little black schnauzer dog. Guy was training me and my friends [scene inside loft kitchen, warm afternoon sun in window], because he was miles better at magic than I was (looked a little like Paul Rudd, but like closer to my age, and he was kind of famous in the dream, or at least very well known around the city). We became really close, and acted like a couple but denied to everyone that we were (because like, we weren't, but we also pretended there wasn't anything there, which was the biggest lie). [Scene warm and bright morning sunshine] Like I would throw my arms around him laughing, and he would pick me up and spin me then bring me back down to hold me in a spin and I would lean into him. While everyone else was literally in the next room, open doorway/ no door. [Scene back to warm soft late afternoon glow] Session technically ended, and I needed to go get pearl balloons to replace some that had been popped/destroyed/lost? Idk from what. [Scene late, overcast but not night, still pretty dark] City/ neighborhood was ragged and run down, lots of shops closed and boarded up, and I walked my 2 friends on their routes home on my way to meet the mail man. Mail man's shift had already ended (he was early shift), so I got the mail lady (looked like Yang from RWBY but irl). I was cool with both of them so it was okay. She gave me the pearl balloon package I ordered but the balloons were smaller than I needed, and I wasnt sure if they would work (they were like 9", and I needed 12" or something). I was telling the mail lady how much I liked my trainer, and how much I think he liked me back, and just couldn't stop glowing about him. One of my friends came back over to me from the street she had turned down (up a hill with a graveyard on the side), super nervous about magic stuff, and behind my box i was holding, I had a red rubber dog toy/ Kong in my hand, and using the box to block the busy street from view I held it in my hand, used my magic to make it float and rotate a little, and then grabbed it again. I smiled at my friend and told her not to worry, that no one would catch us and I wouldn't let anything happen to us. Then there was something about all of us in a car, including someone in the trunk (willingly, for fun). Convertible, but old and not a fancy one. Trainer was driving. I sat up front with him. There was a tension between us, and I don't know if it was because we were out in public together but "not together", or if it was because we were being seen together and it was going to look suspicious because people would suspect magic use. I woke up.

[sensnotes]

Innize Kielto

The rebel criminal breaking out the prized prisoner

[virtual-kangel]

antis: *enjoying media with dark themes like murder, drug trafficking, abuse, etc *

also antis when the media becomes even remotely sexual:

[gunpowdercarousel]

I think it's funny that in school teachers were like "don't trust wikipedia because anyone can just go on there and write whatever they want" and now Google is literally having a crusty pile of algorithms wordvomit out whatever random bits of information it hears like some misshapen abomination in the basement trying to mimic human speech and that's just ALLOWED.

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

“Why didn’t you tell me about your magic? What are you so afraid of?”

My favorite part about being in the fandom space as both a fic writer and an artist is that I can torture MYSELF when I thing of angst scenarios

[t4tadrienette]

Gotta love that he knows and never considered telling the police for personal reasons

[ambrosiagourmet]

Marcille didn’t use illegal magic to resurrect Falin bc she just loves Falin that much, she was able to resurrect Falin bc she already knew illegal magic bc she doesn’t respect elf cops.

[khaotunq]

What I truly admire the most about the production behind Cherry Magic (Thai), is the way they find increasingly weirder suit cuts and camera angles to try and make New Thitipoom look in any way, in any capacity, on any planet in any form, smaller than Tay Tawan.

They keep failing, but they do keep trying. And that should be admired.

[starghost-starjim]

~Consumed by Devotion~

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 243

You know what would be a hilarious friendship? Battinson and Fright Knight. 

Scrungly wet cat boy with giant beast of a dude. Who meet because their respective charges wanted to go to the park and they are weak to said charges’ puppy eyes. Or equivalent. 

They aren’t entirely sure how they became friends, but it might have something to do with Bruce’s social awkwardness and Frigh- er- Kerian “Rian” Knight- still re-learning how to human. And their wards both climbing on top of the swings and getting stuck. That might have something to do with it as well. Along with them being in the same class. 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

what kind of favour do you require in exchange for an equineswap jiang yanli

I will fight god if that's what it takes.

No favour required! These guys were in the original doodle dump!

[ratwiththetats]

Regulus being the biggest most pretentious magic nerd, even down to cleaning/domestic spells. He's using super complicated magic to wash the dishes: it only cleans marginally better than the typical spells, it is definitely not worth the effort (he absolutely thinks it is) and he's using blood magic to get their floors extra shiny. James coming home to Blondie playing and blood running down Regulus' palm holding a knife in his other hand 'Love, why do you have your ceremonial dagger out again?' and Regulus exasperated 'We’re having guest James’

[aroaceleovaldez]

funniest answer for "what happened during Jason's fight with Krios" is, rather than Jason having a physical one-on-one unarmed fight with Krios, Jason just tears Krios a new one re: legislation by chewing him out for unauthorized activity in a state park. Because one of Jupiter's big aspects is law!

Jason sends the entirety of the Titan Army forces in California marching out of Mt. Tam State Park with their tails between their legs with one strongly worded argument and some threats to inform San Francisco Fish & Wildlife. And he gets made praetor for it.

[hippielittlemetalhead]

I have discovered #uther ships it and y'all... What if Uther is actually ✨concerned✨ about not just Arthur's ability to potentially sire children but also what would happen if he did? He's made from magic, who knows what constraints that comes with? Or if any kids would inherit magical abilities somehow!? So like, when he sees the chemistry between his son and the SUPER NORMAL MANservant who seems to have been the catalyst to his son really growing up and coming into his own and caring about people more? Perfect solution. There's enough nobles and extended family that there's no real want for heirs with some claim to Pendragon blood. And Merlin is already smart enough Gaius took him on as an apprentice despite all the candidates he's turned away over the years, imagine what some time with the best tutors the crown can buy would do! Yes, this makes sense. The boys are already annoyingly devoted to each other and are always flirting in the hallways like lovesick schoolchildren.

Now he just needs Arthur to pull his head out of his ass and make a move, mark his claim, get that little fucker locked down cause too many people are also noticing that Merlin is smart and brave and loyal with pretty eyes and a quick wit and he will not have them stealing his future son-in-law! He wants Arthur married cause a married king is better than a single one (especially with such a well chosen spouse like Uther has picked out for him) and he will sacrifice ever being a grandfather for the good of the realm (and maybe Arthur's happiness).

[hellishfig]

man… evan kelmp truly is one of the characters of all time