#incorrect idots

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK, getting fucking decapitated: Not again, dude.

[g12-3]

wings of fire Incorrect quote 4

this completely wouod not happen but i wanted to do this sooo. Hers a scene.

Clay: If…that's your answer, then I will…be forced to stop you!

Peril: (laughs) That's cute. (kisses Clay on the cheek) You're cute. Have fun living to not fight another day.

Sky: The hell was that? You got a thing for Mudwingd now?

Peril: What if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway. (the skywings fly off)

Skywing: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad, you could just date a nightwing.

Peril Oh, my God.

Sky: Oh, right--they're dead.

Peril: OH, MY GOD.

Clsy: Wow… (thinking) Oh, man, I gotta tell everybody! But first, Dr. Senzu Bean. (reaches inside a bag and takes out a few Senzu Beans) (out loud) Huh? The hell happened? I had like fifteen of these. Eh, should be enough… Man, they are not gonna believe this!

(cut to everyone back on their feet)

tsunami: I don't believe you.

Glory: I can't believe you.

Starflight: I don't care.

Clay: Dang it. What about you, Deathbringer ?

(Deathberinger not paying attention to clay and being infuriated at losing screams and flies off)

Clay: See? He believes me… And he's jealous.

@mythos321

[sora-a-888]

23: Welcome, fellow idiots

Prime: Hello, 23

23: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Prime: You underestimate me

[incorrectdsmpandmcytquotes]

Vurb, after spamming the gc with Skephalo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Bad: Nope, absolutely not.

Ant: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Skeppy: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Spifey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

F1NN: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Velvet: *Sends Skephalo fanart* I would

[bitrashteddy]

Matt, walking into the office: ah, I see now

Harley:

Peter:

Foggy:

Karen: Matt, no

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

After they married Jack x Miko

Jack Darby: ¿Can you explain why there are six dogs in the house?

Miko Nakadai: They’re golden retrievers, they retrieve the gold ¡I did this for us!

[gothamcitycentral]

Scarecrow, standing outside Ivy and Harley’s apartment, shouting at Harley through the window: Can you pass me my fear toxin container?

Harley: Sure! *throws out a printer out, landing inches away from breaking John’s skull*

Scarecrow: Harley-?!

Harley: I thought you said printer!

Scarecrow: Why the fuck would I say printer? *sigh* Just pass me my-

*Harley drops fear gas container into the sidewalk, breaking it and making fear gas flood the street*

Scarecrow: That can’t be good.

[casspen-starlight]

Bad: Geppy, can we go to a haunted house this year?

Skeppy: What's wrong with the one we're living in?

Bad: WHAT?!

Skeppy: goodnight, Bad.   

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

Book Eskel: Where’s Netflix Eskel?

Game Eskel: I thought you were watching him...?

Alzur’s Legacy Eskel, bursting into the room with his sword drawn: NETFLIX ESKEL HAS ESCAPED!!

[thumping noises above them]

Book Eskel, drawing his sword: Dear god, he’s in the vents...

[incorrect-mcytblr]

Dteamblr, on a trampoline: trying to do backflips and jsut do everything and failing miserably

Sleepyblr: calmly jumping until someone says "I can jump higher than you!"

Hermitblr: the only actual calm one until someone bumps into some else

Idotsblr: screaming. Legit just screaming.

[incorrectcpucsquotes]

Rosalina: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Ken: What about starfruit?

Rosalina: So close! That is a shape <3

Tony: Guys… You forgot about blueberries.

Naomi: What about blackberries?

Rosalina: Black isn’t a color.

[incorrectsonamoo]

Sumin: Whats your preferred study method?

D.ana: Coffee and tears

[g12-3]

wings of fire Incorrect Quote 2

probably wouldnt happen but still. Glory: Don't you call me stupid!

Deathbeinger: Okay, then how about BITCH?!!

Glory: Arrogant DICK!

Deathbringer: Spoiled SOW!

Glory: FUCK YOU!

Deathbringer : FUCK YOU!

Glory: FUCK YOU!

Deathbringer: FUCK YOU!!!

(pause… Glory suddenly gets an idea…)

Glory: My room, ten minutes…

The Next Morning

Glory: (from inside the house) You are such an unbelievable asshole and Idot!

Deathbringer : (from inside the house) You know, you're being bitchier than usual today; and not in a hot way.

Glory: You got me pregnant, you idiot!

Deathbejnger: How is that my fault?

Glory: sighs You're a moron.

Deathbringer: Well, what do you expect me to do about it?

Glory: What you're going to do is go out, tell Grandure your marring me, and help me raise our child!

Deathbringer: Alright fine… How should i tell her so she dosen’t kill me

Glory: Your an idot

@mythos321

[honeyxmonkey]

Douxie: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Carter: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Douxie: Absolutely not.

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Carter: You often use humor to deflect trauma Douxie: Thank you Carter: I didn't say that was a good thing Douxie: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

He's bad at flirting, your honor.

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Carter: This is such a bad idea. Douxie: Then why are you coming along? Carter: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Douxie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Person: I think you mean cards.

Carter, 1000% used to it: No, he does not.

Douxie, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Carter, bad at flirting: I really like your name.

Douxie, equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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Carter, extremely concerned: Go to the hospital, please.

Douxie: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Carter: This is a mistake.

Douxie, enthusiastically: One we're going to laugh about some day.

Carter: But not today.

Douxie, still enthusiastically: Oh, no, today's gonna be a mess.

Honestly this one works for them both.

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Carter, fixing up THE GODDAMN IDOT'S wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Douxie: 0 stars. Would not recommend.

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Carter, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Douxie, slamming open the door covered in ink: WELL MAYBE THE SQUID WAS BEING A B*TCH!

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Douxie: You kill people for money?

Carter: I CAN EXPLAIN!

Douxie: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

This also works for both of them.

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Carter: So, me and Douxie are dating.

Claire, Steve, Jim, Merlin, and Douxie: *gasp*

Carter: DOUXIE WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED!?

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Ask, and you shall receive your incorrect quotes and DouxiexCarter content.

DHJDDJDJD ALL THESE ARE CANON

I also have a few 😊💜

Carter sitting in Douxie's lap: Pay attention to me

Douxie: we... darling we were just making out two seconds ago???

Carter: I don't see your point

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Carter: [pouts] where are my hugs and kissies? Where are my cuddles and affection? You are a cruel and unjust boyfriend and I am going to scream

Douxie: darling I just woke up-

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Douxie: Im sad

Claire: Why are you sad?

Douxie: Carter isn't here.

Claire:

Douxie:

Claire: hE's BeEn GoNe fOr FiVe MiNuTeS-

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Douxie, flopping onto Carter's lap: Tell me I'm pretty

Carter, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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Jim, five seconds after meeting Carter: God help the person who ends up dating Carter.

Douxie: im... I'm dating Carter

Jim: My condolences

[incorrectdsmpandmcytquotes]

Bad: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Vurb: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Ant: I personally was created in a lab.

Zelk: I just straight up spawned lol.

MegaPVP: I'm straight from hell

[higsonistheenemy]

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