#incorrect rick and morty quotes

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

"Jerry, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”

Rick at some point.

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Rick: Stop being a pussy and start being a cunt.

[sharkaiju]

Rick seeing Bird Person for the first time: It's a sign! ...That I'm high as shit!

[annaberunoyume]

Doofus Rick (singing, standing at the edge of his vehicle with Jerry at his side, both wearing helmets and jetpacks.)Come with me now to see my world, where there's beauty beyond your dreams! (He turns to Jerry) Can you feel the thing I feel, right now with you? Jerry: (blushes as he looks into his eyes) Doofus (taking both his hands): Take my hand (leaping into space) There's a world I need to know! Jerry: (cowers at first, squeezing his eyes shut, but then, seing that he is okay, opens them and happily flies with Doofus Rick )

[alan8tor]

Monster: NoW gIvE mE My StOnE!! Rick: I don't have your stone, and fuck you anyway!

[saturncodedstarlette]

[Horangi confronting Y/N for helping alien!König hides from the government]

Y/N : yeah, so what?

Horangi : So what?!

Y/N : Yeah, so what if he’s an alien that’s escaped from the Area 51, Kim?!

Y/N : At least he’s active in the community! 🙄

Horangi : Active in the community?! It’s been killing people whoever gets too close to you!

Y/N : At least he’s not a gambling addict whose debts keeps piling up by day!

Horangi, gasps : You take that back—

[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): Can you do me a favor?

Rick: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me to.

(Y/N): Can you wash the dishes?

Rick: No.

[deadqueerboys]

M/n: not that it means anything but I'm married to the smartest man in the whole world.

Another Rick: We are the smartest man in the world.

M/n: :3

M/n: Mine is better.

[uptolovegood]

barty: i wonder what it takes to please you. that’s the job i want. part time, full time. i want to be good at it, bad at it. i want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. i’m on my knees, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. what do you think about that?

regulus:

regulus: you’re hired, i guess?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Paul, walking into the breakroom: hey, I'm doing a coffee run

Ted and Charlotte: *making out*

Paul, immediately turns and walks back out: never mind.

[in-the-words-of-rick-and-morty]

Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

Morty to Jessica probably.

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Morty: Smokin' 'za with my pa!

Rick, in pain: I can hear the devil.

Morty: Don't listen to him!

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: Look at the General, such a dork around plants and animals

Wooley:...

Cody: I mean it's dangerous...at least it's interesting though.

Wooley:...

Cody: Though he ought to practice some more caution around the carnivorous plants.

Wooley:...

Cody: I mean it's kinda cute and worrying how his face lights when he can touch or pet the fauna and flora.

Wooley:...

Cody: How old is Obi-Wan?

Wooley:...

Cody: Old enough 'cause he's a Jedi Master and a council member and I've never seen a young Jedi Master.

Wooley:...

Cody: I think it's kinda sweet that despite his feats as a general behind closed doors he's a nerd.

Wooley:...

Cody: Wooley, I wanna marry Obi-Wan.

Wooley: OH REALLY?

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I’ve been replaying the Monster Prom games recently, and I’ve been trying to decipher why I find the meta-humor in those games funny, even charming. Normally meta-humor is one of the biggest turn-offs for a show or game for me. It’s one of the main reasons I stopped watching Rick and Morty after season 3. But, after some thought, I think I’ve finally figured it out.

With the Monster Prom games, the Meta-Humor never seems to come off as the characters hating their genre. Rather, they revel in it. Polly cracks jokes about you having to choose between two equally insane options instead of doing what any rational being would do in that situation. Aaravi gleefully enjoys being an RPG Protagonist in a Dating Sim. You can romance the fucking Narrator. And all of this is enjoyable because, while the characters are aware of the fact that they’re in a video-game, they act in good-humor and enjoy their lives all the same.

Most meta-humor seems to come from the characters resenting the genre they’re in. They joke about how much they hate the dumb story and how contrived it is. It’s always an eye-roll at the camera and it just gets tiresome. Rick and Morty feels like a slog to get through because the characters hate the story itself as well as each other. It just gets fucking tiring.

Deadpool makes jokes about how silly a superhero universe is, but he’s also giddy when he sees Juggernaut and eagerly points out superhero tropes that he enjoys. West of Loathing’s meta-jokes and arguments between player and narrator are charming and part of the fun. Because they all come from a place of genuinely enjoying the genre they’re a part of.

I dunno, just something I wanted to talk about. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go date Vera again.

[alan8tor]

Evil Rick: Oh no~! The invincible Rick defeated by Jerry! What dramatic irony! Ohohoho nohoho...just kidding.

Cronenburg Jerry: Crapbaskets...!

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: If we're going to survive the night, you're gonna have to channel your repressed rage.

Lan Jingyi: I don't have any!

Wei Wuxian: Spoken like a person with repressed rage.