#inherit functions

[cbarc]

@5nakeb4it the FIRST order of business when the saddle comes off

[ijustthinkhesneat]

Imagine the external speculation on Each of the kids inheritance. Like trash tabloids are all gossiping about how much each kid gets when Bruce croaks meanwhile behind the scenes they are all playing a very complex game of Batnopoly, Yahtzee, connect 4, poker and capture the flag to find out who gets the Batmobile, little do they know Bruce is leaving everything to Batcow, Titus and the bats that populate the cave.

The true truth that no one knows is that everything is actually in Alfred’s name and when he dies he’s leaving it all to Clark because none of the Wayne’s can be trusted.

Very silly, very mindful, Very Knives Out

[aesteriya]

Am I the only person who read Sel's demonia as a mental illness metaphor?

[thexgrayxlady]

split the apple down symmetrical lines

“…And by poison you mean…” Murtagh still wasn’t sure he’d heard his brother correctly. He set aside his notes and watched his brother from across the desk.

Their discussion about possible curricula for new dragon riders led to Eragon reminiscing about his time in Ellesméra. Murtagh braced for annoyance at hearing about his brother and his dragon playing with elves while Thorn was being flayed and he was almost hoping that the twins would find an interesting way to torture him. He hadn’t expected this turn.

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[themoonofblueside]

if i had a nickel for everytime a book spent a quarter of its chapters spending time waiting for stannis to strike, and multiple chapters where a keep is full of people whispering rumors upon stannis' march, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[pummelingbat]

vamppilled interviewmaxing

[eat-a-dicker]

i don't think stolas's relationship to blitzo makes him gloriously pathetic, i believe it's his passivity that he's adopted as a way of getting through his life (his passivity about marrying stella, his passivity about being complacent in the systemic oppression of imps and his passivity about his own honesty towards his loved ones) and framing stolas's "obsession" with blitzo as sick is pretty fucked up and disrespectful.

stolas is a passive and pathetic fuckboy who lets himself get pushed around by everyone but by no means does this mean his relationship with blitzo makes him pathetic. if anything, it has enabled him to learn and grow as a person. i do think stolas takes a lot of blame for the material conditions of hell more than he should, because again this is a system designed to work that way and everyone is complacent by default.

[musicalyeetreblr]

I hate it when people critique love never dies and phantom of manhattan by saying Gustave/Pierre acts autistic because my brother in Christ how do you think Erik figured out the kid was his.

[s2pdoktopus]

Something Ene, and only Ene can do, weirdly enough is to tell you that you're a person.

In their world, at least for the artificial humans, how you came to be is quite important. After all, the only reason they are not seen as a human is the method of how they are made. They are made in a lab, they are tools, and that's all they ever will be.

But if Enea, the god whose domain is fertility, the one who allows something to even be conceived, to be born, says that you're a person regardless of how you came to be, then you are a person.

You are a someone and not a something because Enea said so.

[akkivee]

skimmed thru the guidebook myself!!!! here’s what i thought was neat about it!!!

the book cover was warning text all over it lol and it reads:

‘hypnosis mic has the power to interfere with people’s minds. when handling it, please be mindful of the extent to which its users’ influence can reach. furthermore, possession of a hypnosis mic that is not authorised by the chuuoku is subject to strict legal penalties’

within the pages, there’s another warning that’s partially blocked off by the graphics, but is advising to thoroughly read thru the guidelines for optimal functionality for failure to do can cause errors, malfunctions and other issues lol

pretty sure said pages are of the box the hypnosis mics are delivered in lol

the current era relationship chart is insane lmao like there are so many arrows. if it’s important, there’s probably an arrow for it lol

a handful of timeline events were removed in favour of including info about everything all the way up to the music festival. most of these removed events were when individuals met each other, eg dohifu meeting, rei and otome meeting

i think it’s just funny lmao but the section in bb’s story talking about jiro and saburo’s jobs to get ichiro to consider making a team with them, they included a silhouette of some woman to represent hifumi’s stalker LOL

did they update the official site with rei’s blood type??? if they didn’t, he’s type a 🤔

according to dh’s most important persons page, rei and otome stopped seeing eye to eye about the true hypnosis mic and the ramuda clones

the explanations for nagosaka’s abilities are neat!!!

🎋: makes the other person laugh, weakening their abilIties (tho interesting to note it’s not written with the english word ability to imply the hypnosis abilities)

🍮: informs allies, strengthening their power

0️⃣: manipulates any number of people to his own advantage

📿:enters a meditative state that increases concentration to block the opponent’s ability (ability here is written in english to imply it’s the hypnosis abilities)

🌙:gathers courage that restores own power (parallels jakurai’s ability to restore to normality when tled literally)

⚖️:with a shout, repel all attacks back at the opponent and away from allies

otome’s likes are gardening, tea, and antiques. she doesn’t like bugs or coffee. her favourite foods are pasta and risotto and she doesn’t like meat

ichijiku’s likes are ribbons, general goods, and fashion magazines. she doesn’t like pigeons or roller coasters. her favourite foods are sweets and she doesn’t like curry

nemu’s likes are making sweets and aquatic sports. she doesn’t like tobacco or lizards. her favourite food is hamburgers and she doesn’t like shellfish

the guidebook says the effects a person experiences after the true hypnosis mic is used on them varies from person to person. there are plenty of unknowns about it, including why hypnosis abilities disappear once under its influence.

the guidebook actually doesn’t have those pics of shakku and co we got in arb lmao. tho to that point it’s kinda interesting the people’s photos they do include are yotsutsuji and hanabi

[cosmosarcana]

i don't think the implementation would be all that feasible or that it would be easy to make a simple enough function but honestly i would love for it to be possible to train pals to have certain passives (if they don't already have 4) i.e. petting a pal after bringing a wild pal to low health and then capturing it x amount of times would lead to it learning mercy hit

[devoutlywished]

far safer of a midnight– meeting

external ghost.

[finalgirlguy]

i could very easily be an alcoholic if i didn’t get nauseous every time i drink

[elektroyu]

I'd love to do some art already

but

✨fatigue✨

[clarissaweasley-10]

𝜗𝜚 this valentine's day, ode to the couples that couldn't be-

[get-along-little-khornedoggie]

they definitely wouldn't be in the dreamnotfound tag for... any other reason.........