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cas-coding · 2 years
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cas: dean, i need to warn you, i ran out of my meds yesterday so i may be a little… eccentric.
dean: oh i’m sure you’re over exaggerating! it’ll be fine, sweetheart.
[several hours later]
cas: and i just don’t understand why the jedi don’t allow them to fall in love? it’s not a systemic problem, anakin was just taken into the program too late. obi-wan could totally have a wife - or a husband, that would be so cool, but the movies are not from a great time frame for representation - wait, isn’t obi-wan canonically bisexual or did i stumble upon fake news again?
dean, absolutely enthralled: i’m going to be so honest, i don’t know, but let’s say i commit enough credit card fraud for us to afford to film prequels. will you be the time-period inaccurate husband to my obi-wan?
sam, not amused: cas, when your meds are back in stock, can you grab some for dean too?
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charlesoberonn · 8 months
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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marlindotzip · 8 months
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Thanks for liking butch chilchuk heres more
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mini-minish · 7 months
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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵
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arrowheadedbitch · 11 months
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Dick: Let's play two truths and a lie!
Tim: Okay, I have a higher kill count than Damian and Jason combined, I'm pansexual, and I'm toying with the idea of becoming a supervillain when Bruce dies for real.
Dick:
Dick: I don't like this game anymore
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stayoutofitnick · 1 year
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milkcioccolato · 4 months
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Coming out comic since it’s pride month yayyyyyyy
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ayo-edebiri · 5 months
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#Buck doesn't even need a clipboard to be a menace anymore
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michaels-two-dads · 5 months
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You know with Tommy coming out as “probably bi” I would normally love to make a “damn nobody want him fr” joke however unfortunately he both has a girlfriend and is married to his gay best friend and thus gets more bitches than I ever will
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eddie sweetie we will get you out of the closet i promise
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arabella-s-arts · 7 months
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.” (Thanks @adeptune01 I honestly forgot about this one.)
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wilchur · 2 months
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tfw you told your boyfriend to stand up for himself more so he decides to execute a man and seize the Fereldan throne on a whim
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hamable · 7 months
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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.
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kenneth-black · 4 months
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Spot The Difference [Challenge Level: IMPOSSIBLE]
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bagofbonesmp3 · 10 months
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aeroplaneblues · 2 years
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Positive Reinforcement 🍃
The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand sage job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.
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