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[intramoon]

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Wednesday: Are you cooking for a village?

Amelia: Sort of. [soft chuckle] It's for us, but Penny and I are going out. I said I'd make her breakfast before we left.

Wednesday: Noted, I'll take my plate outside.

Amelia: You don't have to eat outside.

Wednesday: Rather that than Penny's eyes burning holes in the back of my head.

Amelia: I wish I had an explanation or knew why she won't come around.

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[doorbell] [front door opens]

Amelia: Wait your outfit is so cute!

Penny: Thank you! It's been sitting in my closet. I finally decided to wear it.

Amelia: Now I feel underdressed. [soft chuckle]

Penny: No no, you are so cute what are you talking about!

Penny: What are you making, it smells good and I'm starving.

[leaves rustling]

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[flick of the lighter]

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Miles: Hey, I don't mean to bother you I just wanted to introduce myself to my neighbors.

Wednesday: We need to get a house in the middle of nowhere.

Miles: That's easier when you live near a familiar face.

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Wednesday: What a fucking nightmare.

[aisy15-chan]

hi *post poke AU*

oc: Girasol

I love my favorite characters interacting in this AU really guys this is real

If you ask why I chose Volo of all the existing characters (beside i like him so much)? Volo is like a mix of Jazz, Vlad and damn Dash's blonde hair.

Also my oc here Girasol aka Giratina in his human form very closed to Volo they act they like sibling even act like fricking twin, yes they also has same face because Girasol is copy Volo face... thier history? Maybe i will talk about it soon :') i swear this not any random twinduo fanfic reference

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[trans-ralsei]

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[goldeaglefire1]

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[funtergeist]

propaganda

[aetherjay]

the real reason he did it

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that