#it STILL BROKE HOURS LATER

[sauriansolutions]

I have many stupid Floyd headcanons/scenarios, but this is my current, unbelievably stupid favorite.

The tweels are both big eaters, right? However, Jade seems to somehow always eat more. Are their appetites different? Or, maybe Jade is more focused while eating?

In truth, Floyd never manages to eat as much as his brother--in fact, he probably barely ever manages to finish his meals--because he's too busy playing with his food.

Imagine the octotrio in the cafeteria.

Azul is trying to very slowly chew and *savor* every bite of... whatever gross health food he's currently pretending to enjoy.

Jade is smiling serenely while industrially plowing his way through his seventh or eighth serving of spaghetti with mushroom sauce, a stack of empty bowls piling up in front of him.

Floyd? Floyd just can't eat normally. Floyd has to balance ever single French fry on his nose before he eats it. Floyd has to use his fork as a slingshot to launch individual meatballs in the air, and attempt to catch them in his mouth, (missing about 1/3rd of the time, to the annoyance of his fellow diners).

Floyd needs to construct an accurate diorama of the Night Raven College campus out of hamburg steak and mashed potatoes on his lunch tray before eating. With broccoli and asparagus for trees, alfalfa sprouts for grass, and savory broth for the rivers and ocean.

The bell has long since rung at this point. The cafeteria is basically empty at this point. Azul and Jade know, by now, the futility of interrupting Floyd's artistic vision.

It's just Floyd, putting the finishing touches on the NRC castle, made out of breadsticks. Epel is also there helping carve carrot sticks into the likeness of the Main Street statues. Cater is livestreaming this to magicam for posterity, and Sebek is in the background with one trembling hand pointing a finger, his mouth hanging open in awe, as he watches this all unfold.

Eventually, Crowley barges in, attempting to get mad about these shenanigans. But then he ends up crying over his precious students' display of creativity and school spirit. Crowley ends up trying to build a little wall around the diorama to preserve it until RSA visits for some inter-school function next week, so he can rub Ambrose's nose in it (maybe literally?)

The ghost chefs beg him not to, claiming this is an absolute violation of the Sages Island health code, to no avail.

Meanwhile Floyd shows up 45 minutes late for class, seeming very happy. Asking in a whisper, does Shrimpy have any tasty snacks they feel like sharing today?

Yuu (a gremlin): Uhh sure! I have these dinosaur nuggets I shoved in my pocket yesterday!

Floyd: Shrimpy. What in Twisted Wonderland are dinosaur nuggets?

Trein's class ends up getting hijacked as Yuu excitedly explains Earth prehistory, and Floyd convinces everybody to shove all the desks together and build an epic Triassic diorama out of stale dinosaur nuggets and random school supplies.

[worstloki]

Loki watching Thor go home with the people who hit him with their van, wrestle in mud, "you're big, fought bigger", fail to lift his hammer and collapse onto his knees about it: fatherless behaviour

Loki:

Loki: I have the funniest idea

[statementlou]

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[deadandphilgames]

oversharing in the tags time :)

[imperial-agent]

i realize how little i have in common with my peers simply because im not constantly on tik tok/instagram/facebook 👴

[guinevereslancelot]

being moved to a different classroom for my last week while the head of the program pretends she's doing me a favor but she's really doing my supervisor a favor 🙃

[backpackingspace]

My hubirs is seeing the Olympic archers and going I could do that. Back when I was teaching archery I shot at 50 yards and had gotten really good at that distance I could train up again and get up to 70 yards.

[danceworshipper]

So I hate jegulus and I hate "popular" fanfics. Anyway go read Crimson Rivers

[sketchy--akechi]

i will respond to the new asks i got tomorrow or the day after, thank you for your patience & your lovely messages <3

[willowser]

WILLOW IM GOING CRAZY OVER YHAT POLL OMG YESSSSS

like, you and him were classmates for a long time, and maybe you knew each other through mutual friends? you’ve always had your small moments with Katsuki, like accidentally catching him stare at you, or you lending your umbrella to him with the justification of “I live close, and you hate the rain” running off before he can reject it, feelings bubbled deep within him that he’s semi conscious of but chooses to suppress. It’s been a few days that he’s been absent from school, rumours spread in the class until after a week and a half, it’s found out that he’s missing and the whole class take part in the few search partys for him in the woods near by. But nothing is found. Years pass and while you may have also felt something for him, you pushed it deep down too. But you could never shake off the feeling of being watched. It wasn’t all the time, but particularly when you were alone, it always felt like someone was with you, stalking, watching.

NDDHHDHGDEKJD SORRY THIS IS ME BEING EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW WIP!!! I HOPE THIS MAYBE GIVES A LITTLE INSPO?? CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HOW THEY MEET

-🌘

my dear my friend my love this is us rn: 🧠 ⚡️ 🧠 beow-weow-weow-weow-weow (this is the sound of our brain waves in sync)

i can very distinctly remember being in junior high and it's like the age when people around me started to "date" ?? so i was very aware of boys, but i still found them so irritating LOL and also cute which was so unfortunate. SO — i can easily see this being similar, when you are in some classes with bakugou and he's like 😒 such a brat and a know-it-all and a lil bully 😒 but sometimes you get paired up for projects or in games or happen to sit together at lunch or walk home together and it's like. he's still a pain in the ass !!! but your heart is racing and so is his and you're both kind of thinking like. no one would know if we had a first kiss rn 👀 ajfheuajq idk !!

and that's all you have of him once he disappears 🥺 on a school trip nonetheless !! midoriya and todoroki remember him being right there ??? and then he was gone ??? and you aren't on the school trip, so you just kind of hear rumors about it until the boys return very suddenly, sooner than they were supposed to. and now it's a thing, on the local news and stuff 🥺 and you're still young, so it's so odd !! to have known a boy with his face on the television and your parents asking if you knew him and having class called out so you can volunteer in searching for him 🥺 SAD !!

(you start to have these weird nightmares after that. when you wake up in the middle of the night and feel something, but you're so frozen with fear that you can't even move your head to look out the window, because you're afraid to see the red eyes staring back at you.)

[pepprs]

ok i survived yom kippur. but it took every single scrap of strength in my body and i’m not completely better yet

[1ovestay]

have had a very disappointing and stressful morning but at least i am sitting by the ocean with the sun shining on my face

[yardsards]

so i have a form of delayed sleep phase disorder wherein my circadian rhythm naturally chooses sunrise as my bedtime if i do not make a constant effort to uphold a "normal" sleep schedule (and even the smallest thing can fuck this up and make me nocturnal again. imagine if a normal person had to get themself into the routine of going to bed in the afternoon, basically)

and the usually recommended tactics of "limit blue light" just do not work for me AT ALL (and w how far back my circadian rhythm is shifted, i'd have to start completely cutting out light hours before the actual sun sets)

so anyway i'm currently experimenting with using one of those seasonal depression sunlight lamps to trick my brain into thinking it's sunrise and... i actually AM starting to feel drowsy??? if this ends up being a viable solution for my dspd i will be very happy but also laugh a whole lot because this is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what ppl usually recommend ppl w our issue to do

[youcouldstartacult]

sometimes i think of the shit i got up to on the internet when i was younger and just have to laugh like it doesn’t even feel like part of my current reality… like that was someone else!

[thesingingrevolution]

reading my diary entry from 8th grade when the boy i liked so much gave me a kiss on the cheek..

[kinda-daily-warriorcat]

Going back to my roots and drawing on MS Paint