#its too late...

[devouring-hive]

There's no reason for us to keep you waiting, when the bottle can be left at your side~

[The enormous angel food cake is wheeled out to the table.]

"...O-oh, goodness, this is-" She quietly burps underneath her breath, her hand coming up to cover her mouth in a part to hide her surprise... Even as her eyes visibly widen at the sheer girth of that cake.

"This is excessively oversized, um... How much does this cost? I can afford it to be certain, but, if you're surprising people with such..."

Glrrrnn~...

"I'll figure it out later, ah... Just leave it, on the other end of the table there..."

[wolfythewitch]

She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk

[milkymolle]

i think kabru should be allowed to infodump on laios. equality

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alphabet bakery

[plutonicbees]

save a horse (the sequel) 🐎

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: God Damn The Sun

[lynxvixx]

Idk if anyone has already done this but I got bored and it reminded me of that Undertale surface art that one person keeps making and I can't stop giggling at it

Og underneath ⬇️

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

[justladders]

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY?

🪜 • reblogs help a ton <3 • commissions • youtube • bluesky

[drrba]

waiting for their ride 🚌

[moraent-keys]

I just wanted to draw protective wukong and little monkey xiaotian

Edit for anyone wondering: the initial idea for this wasn’t a situation where wukong raised xiaotian, its more like some villain had some kind of ability to rewind time on ppl and they did it kinda mid-air for mk and wukong got really panicked and had to catch him quickly

Maybe this was a little inspired by the new tbhk episodes who knows..

[cadoized]

[nomilatico]

MORE WILD LIFE DRAWINGS!! LETS GET WILD!!

The thought behind my Jizzie hairstyles… they love each other chat

Spanners putting the Spanner in Spanners.

Textless + ALT colors

[cherubheartz]

"you're so thoughtful, twily!"