#james& marlene& peter

[maraudersblackinnonjilyronks]

Childhood Friends Headcannon/AU

1. Peter and Marlene ‘got married’ in elementary school. James officiated

2. When Sirius and Marlene started dating James and Peter would jokingly call him the mistress

3. After they got married Marlene referred to Peter as ‘her first or ex husband’ sometimes

4. Sirius does not find this as amusing as she does

5. James informed her that he wasn’t an officiant and so her marriage to Peter was not legally binding

6. Marlene and Peter were both ‘shocked’ at this revelation

7. Remus finds this all very amusing

8. Peter and Marlene get each other things every year on their ‘anniversary’

9. Neither has any romantic interest in the other they just think it’s funny

10. Sirius was so confused when he asked Marlene out and she said she would have to check with her husband

11. She then turned to Peter and asked him if it was cool if she went on a date with him

12. James and Peter both started laughing

13. In a world where Sirius and Marlene have a kid she sometimes refers to Peter as ‘other dad’

14. Sirius really doesn’t like this joke

15. The other Marauders do

15. When their kid is old enough to catch on the sometimes call Peter ‘Uncle Dad’

16. In a world where Peter did kill Marlene when she was reunited with James she told him ‘don’t you know the husband is usually the culprit?’

17. She then broke down crying

18. Lily pretends to be offended she wasn’t invited to Marlene’s first wedding even though they didn’t know each other then

19. Before Peter killed her she looked him dead in the eye and told him she wanted a divorce

20. This made him almost give in to his guilt

[prongsinrevolt]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[themoonandtosaturn]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[lunarlivs]

pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

[managone16]

Regulus and James being domestic and confusing the fuck out of everyone part 1: Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: Huh. He didn't pick up. Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What? 

[artachokie]

propaganda i'm not falling for:

straight remus lupin

the MCD tag on ao3

kittywater

lily evans hate

the marauders hated peter

dumb sirius black

halloween 1981

the new hbo tv show

james cheating on lily

straight marlene mckinnon

[icedcoffeebabyy]

I fear no fancast will ever match how sexy Sirius Black actually is.

[prongss78]

barty, stealing the marauder's map and figuring out how to open it- because of course he would, he's a genius- and seeing james and regulus suspiciously close together in the astronomy tower, dorcas and marlene in the gryffindor girls dorms incredibly close together, and pandora and lily also very close together in the ravenclaw dorms- not to mention, remus and sirius in a broom closet on top of each other, and peter and gilderoy in the gryffindor dorms also suspiciously close together-

barty, lying in bed half on-top of evan, fully naked: wow, did you know that all of our friends and all of our friend's friends are gay??

evan, who has been running his fingers through barty's hair for the better half of an hour: shocking

barty: i know! and they're all being little freaks right now!

[maraudersblackinnonjilyronks]

More Childhood Headcannons/AU

I had more thoughts about Peter and Marlene getting married as kids

Peter and Marlene made little rings for each other

Marlene 'proposed' to Peter

Sirius was a little jealous of Marlene and Peter's friendship when he found out about the 'marriage'

Peter was quick to assure him that there was nothing more than friendship between them

Marlene wanted Peter to be her kids godfather

He insisted James or Remus were the better choice

Sirius and her ended up making all three other Marauders godfather because 'you can never have to many'

Peter and Lily were both Marlene's maid of honors because she said it would feel weird not having him at the alter when she got married

Peter happily refers to Marlene as 'his wife' whenever he has the chance

Sirius is the first of Marlene's partners to accept this

James likes to joke that he can't believe Peter got married before he did

When Peter is feeling down about finding it hard to get a date Marlene reminds him that she wanted to be with him forever at seven and someone will come around

She also told him that finding love while married is hard

In a world where Peter wasn't responsible for Marlene's death he is devasted and retreats into himself

Sirius makes a teary eyed joke that they're both widowers now

No one laughs

Peter decides then and there he doesn't want to die

He takes the mark knowing that he is letting his 'wife' down

Marlene cusses him out in the afterlife when he shows up

She then hugs him and cries because love isn't simple and she has loved Peter practically her whole life

She simply tells him that she made a vow of unconditional love all those years ago and though a part of her hates him another part doesn't know how to

Marlene could read Peter better than anyone else and was very protective of him

Peter always felt more confident around Marlene

James refers to Sirius and Peter as 'Marlene's husbands' even before Sirius and Marlene are married

Marlene and Peter got married because they were playing knights with James and Marlene 'saved him'

She then informed him they needed to get married because 'that's how it works in Muggle fairytales'

Peter agreed because he said it would mean they had to be friends forever

Sirius didn't think the traitor could be Peter because of how close him and Marlene were

He fully believed Peter would never do anything to hurt Marlene

[lucerysgirl]

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

[outromoony]

My Spotify Wrapped

[professor-scribbls]

An early valentines post :)

[eternallyungrateful]

James, bursting into the dorm room: This is bad! This is really bad!

Peter, who was happily taking a nap before James barged in: Dude, what wrong?

James: I kissed Regulus

Peter: Oh my god... I owe Marlene so much money

[managone16]

Sirius: I'm bored. What should I do? Regulus: Jump off a cliff. Remus: Read a book. James: Prank someone!! Peter: Uhh- Peter: Go to a shoe shop, buy shoes and then go to Three Broomsticks, place your shoes on your head and dance on the table with beer in your mouth. Everyone: Lily, sighing: Just go fuck Remus or something. Remus: Wait what-