#jealousy? pfff

[flowerflamestars]

Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Nesta Archeron/Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron & Nesta Archeron, Elain Archeron & Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron/Eris Vanserra Characters: Nesta Archeron, Lucien Vanserra, Elain Archeron, Eris Vanserra, Eris Vanserra's Hounds, Cassian, Rhysand, Morrigan, Helion (A Court of Thorns and Roses) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, timeloop AU, Absolute chaos after chapter one, Timeloop ending death but also. Murder, fuck around and find out as a Plan, The Hybernian War, Bisexual Lucien Vanserra, Bisexual Nesta Archeron, Found Family, Arson, best friends overnight, (and very different reactions to that fact), Elain Archeron has a personality and a brain, Bookstores as important rebellion, healing and becoming, Oral Sex, Canonical Abusive Relationships Summary:

It takes sixteen loops, to realize the trick to resetting is to let himself die.

@skychild29 @missanniewhimsy @blackcanary13 @ae-neon @theknittingoracle @andrigyn

[fairymint]

He is starting his language studies...! If he 'can't help' some people, maybe he can at least speak to some others...! Time to be stupid in more tongues than one-

[lovelaetter]

its me that julie ask again and i have another plot again

so one day, natty out of nowhere suddenly start flirting with you—why? actually she already know julie’s dirty secret [or should i say julie = your slut ;)] anyways natty knows you and julie fucked with each other after she accidentally heard julie’s moan when she walk pass by to whatever you room you two in to fuck, and oh yes natty now know she get a hold on julie; smirking to herself searching your sns.

the way natty flirting with you is something you feel giddy but to julie— it’s annoying af; and of course natty intend to do that; you and natty get along so well, she treats so nice make you smiling and giddy too the opposite of how julie treats you.

julie on the side oh man she is boiling in jealousy and try to not showing out her facial; i mean julie still pretend to not knowing you giving you the “pfff whatever lesbian”; trying her best to give you meanest comment and dirty look but she cant cuz she feel guilty to do that she already catching feelings for you~

and then one day, julie on her way finding you to have fun with and she heard whimper and moaning from her bestie natty, again these girls didn’t really care if they find their bestie fuck in school but she hear natty moaning your name which make her curious as she approach the room and take a sneak as she saw you and natty fuck with each other— letting out gasp her eyes widen in shock as her heart beating rapidly; she feel angry and sad and feel a drop of tear fall down her puffy cheeks— the way natty moaning your name when it was suppose to be her to do that— the way you touch natty and make natty feel good should be you doing that to her! not natty! she turn to walk away to the bathroom quickly picking a stall to get in and sit down to calm herself, hugging her feet while crying silently.

next day, as you walk around the hallway julie grab you and drag you to fuck immediately without saying anything, you just follow her confusingly; oh when you eating her cunt out she moaning out things like “oh fuck y/n yes eat my cunt, my pussy is the best right?”; “does her pussy taste better than me?”; “you like my body better than anybody right?”,…,… something just like that to seek for your validation.

also can i be the 😇 emo?

i love this, really do, but can’t with the angst, NOT today, i need to change the realities to not hurt my precious baby julie’s feelings!! and by that i mean, it would be funny if it wasn’t in fact you, like, julie getting so caught up in her feelings because yes, natty has in fact been flirting with you to get on her nerves and you’re not stupid, you’re smiley and flirty too but it’s more like a silent plan between you two to make julie come to her senses, but it goes all wrong and just ends up with julie THINKING she heard natty moaning your name and that she saw you but it was a completely different person.

and of course that leads to what you said, her looking for validation, pulling your hair a bit too harshly while you’re between her legs, things coming from her mouth and she’s very vocal, not to care about, but she keeps mentioning someone else— “i taste better than her, right?”— to the point you stop everything to look into her eyes and ask what the fuck is going on and she goes 😶 because telling you is obviously admitting her feelings and she’s not doing that… right? wrong, you’re giving her such a look, genuinely caring, hands creeping up and down her thighs, and it makes her heart feel like its going to burst so she ends up confessing everything, with zero pauses, rambling about natty and you and flirting and sex and liking you, a fucking lot, maybe loving you!! all while you’re like “natty and i what— oh you love me? 🥺”

things might get a little messy as you try to explain to her it was a misunderstanding, that you and natty were playfully flirting and that she has all the rights to be mad about that but you never had sex with her and julie thinks you’re trying to manipulate her, mess with her head, and she stays on that until you mention a very specific thing about said day she says she heard you with natty and she goes like “oh…….” and you can hear the gears turning in her mind, turning to you with puppy eyes and APOLOGIZING wtf miss julie han apologizing, saying she feels so stupid, she was so blind at the moment, of course it wasn’t you.

and let’s go lesbians, let’s go, only happy things now! remember, you were on a mission (fucking her). laughing and saying she does act rather stupid when she wants to and she pretends to be so offended, would say something back if you weren’t taking a few steps and caging her body between yours and the wall, not hesitating on going back to play with her pussy :( her breathy moans between messy kisses as you call her your stupid girl and it hits her that well, that’s definitely something because she has never been this wet in her whole life, looking absolutely pathetic while you’re three fingers deep inside her so easily… that’s how she feels, stupid, empty headed. and don’t let me start on telling her she will always taste better than anything while going down your knees and she tries to close legs at your first lick over her slit, too much, too soon, but how can you resist it? she’s the best thing you ever had.

dumbfication!julie nation rise :(

also natty deserves some points here, she was kind of a matchmaker.

[johnkahner]

Hii there! How are u doing😁? If requests are still open I wanted to ask if u could write something about an idea that came to my mind.

It's from MK1 and the thing goes like this: the reader (I picture it female but if u feel more comfortable doing gender neutral it's 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻) has a thing for Syzoth but since he has feels with Ashrah she keeps her distance and tries to forget about him. After some time Kung Lao sees this and goes like 'My turns assholes!' and he invites the reader to a dinner at Madam's Bo.

She accepts, thinking that she'll be able to have some good time with him. But when the night comes Syzoth appears like "Hey guys what a coincidence" during the dinner.

Basically Syzoth has finally got interest in the reader and having overheard about the date with Kung Lao a little bit of jealousy came over him. So he and Kung Lao pass all night throwing puns at each other and trying to get their s/o attention.

I just imagine the moment when dinner is served and Kung Lao be like "Yeah, didn't you mention earlier that you couldn't digest human food?" And Syzoth be like "Pfff... Lies" and eats something. Spoiler: he can't.

Well, I hope you have a nice day and thanks for your time pretty person😊😌.

AN: Hello, I'm doing alright! I appreciate all the Syzoth I can get lol. Thank you for calling me pretty also 😳. I wasn't sure how to start writing this, but I just went with the flow lol. Enjoy the story! Not proof read.

Notes: Female! Reader, Syzoth and Kung Lao are jealous of each other.

Syzoth and you were sitting down under a tree just relaxing. He seemed to be fidgeting like he was nervous about something. His actions were concerning you. He’s your closest friend, and not to mention the you 

“What’s bothering you Syzoth?”

“Oh. Um, It’s nothing.”

“You can tell me anything. You know that, right?”

He opens his mouth, but hesitates for a moment.

“I have a crush on someone.”

“Ooo! Who’s the lucky person?!”

Your heart flutters at his words, but the feeling is gone soon at what he says next.

“Ashrah.”

You felt awkward after that interaction. As time went on, you slowly started to distance yourself from Syzoth. You weren’t sure why you were doing this. When others were noticing this they would ask either you or Syzoth. You would ignore them, and poor Syzoth he would tell them he had no idea either. 

One person saw this as the time to strike, and by strike that means to ask you on a date. This certain someone was none other than Kung Lao.

“Hey, would you like to join me later for dinner at Madam Bo’s?”

“Is this a date, Kung Lao?”

“Of course! Not to mention I’ll be paying for the two of us.”

“My, what a gentleman you are!” 

The two of you are laughing, and you’re slapping his shoulder. After discussing a time for this date you both fail to notice that you were being watched. Syzoth was watching the two of you talk. He missed the interactions the two of you had. He feels as if he did something wrong to you, but he doesn’t know what. He decides that he will “coincidentally” show up at the diner at the same time as the two of you. 

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Kung Lao and you sit down at a table. Getting ready to order your dinner the two of you were looking at the menus. You hear a pair of footsteps stop at your table, and you think it’s a waitress about to ask if you two are ready to order. Before you look up the person speaks up.

“Well, isn't this a coincidence?”

You look up to see none other than Syzoth. Before you could say anything Kung Lao speaks with an agitated look on his face.

“Yes. Isn’t it? Why don’t you join us?”

He pats the spot beside him.

“Here’s a seat right here with your name on it.”

Not long after he sits down, the waitress appears to take your orders. Kung Lao and you order your food with no problem, but Syzoth struggles with what to pick. After a few minutes of everyone trying to help him pick something to eat. 

The energy at the table is tense, but while waiting for the food to arrive Kung Lao and Syzoth are taking jabs at each other. 

“Elder Gods, your breath stinks! Do you even brush your teeth?”

Or,

“At least with my strength in my Zettarian form, I don’t need to rely on a stupid hat.”

You were baffled. The two of them were acting like children. You weren’t really saying much, just sipping on your drink watching the two bicker. Syzoth was looking at you with the occasional glare towards Kung Lao, and Kung Lao vice versa to him. 

When Syzoth saw you with Kung Lao it made his heart feel numb. He hated how the feeling felt. Then a thought hit him, was this why you were avoiding him. When he confessed his feelings about Ashrah to you because afterwards was when you distanced yourself from him.

Kung Lao was pissed. This was his chance to get with you, and this lizard was getting in his way! Syzoth already had his chance to get with you, and he didn’t seize the opportunity to make you his girlfriend. Hell, Kung Lao even waited a week or two just to make sure it would be a good moment! 

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The food arrives. Kung Lao and you were enjoying your meals. You look over to see if Syzoth was at least enjoying the food. You didn’t know much about Zettarian appetites. It seems that the food wasn’t to his liking. He was just picking at it. 

“Is the food not to your liking, Syzoth?”

You were concerned, and thought that it would be something he might like. He looks paranoid, and he’s about to answer your question till Kung Lao speaks up before him. Kung Lao has a devilish smirk on his lips. 

“Hey, now that I think about it, around the time we met you said something about not being able to digest human food?”

Syzoth looks panicked for a moment, but quickly relaxes himself. He lies to the two of you.

“Pffff... You’re lying to make me look like a fool.” 

He shoves some food into his mouth. The taste is not anything he is used to, but it tastes decent enough. 

Throughout the night the three of you eat some more, and order some dessert. However, Syzoth’s stomach had other plans. He quickly stands up and before he rushes out of the restaurant he says.

“Apologies, but I must leave real quick. If I don’t return before it’s time to pay the check, I promise to pay you two back.” 

Kung Lao laughs as he watches Syzoth scurry away. You watch with a look of concern.”

“I hope he’s alright.”

“I knew it! He couldn’t handle human food!”

You look at Kung Lao with a look that just says “seriously?”, and that causes him to laugh even more.

[howi99]

Qrow: Hey, wanna talk?

Jaune: *blinking* Ex...cuse me?

Qrow: i know it's the kettle calling the pot black, but you can't solve everything by keeping it to yourself.

Jaune: Pfff! I'm fine! The tree fixed me, remember? Besides, no one would understand what i've been through. I mean how am i supposed to explain?

Qrow: *sigh* I know, i know. I.... Understand how it might feel. Not being able to save someone because you weren't there.

Jaune: ... No, you can't. When Summer died you never could have known. When i failed to save her i... I was right there. Years of trying to bring her back. I needed the help of Ruby and the others to finally let it go. *Chuckle* It's funny isn't it? She was brought back to me because i let her go. What a joke.

Qrow: *sitting down* Hey, at least you got her back in the end. All i'd give to get Summer back. *Looking at Jaune* No jealousy here, i'm over it now. But... Well, i guess if anyone here can understand me it's you.

Jaune: ... You know, i never liked you when we were in the same team. I thought you were pathetic. An alcoholic who couldn't get over someone's death. *Laughing* And here i was trying to save everyone without ever thinking about my own health. God if pyrrha was there, she would have kicked my ass.

Qrow: *smirking* Didn't you get it kicked by your girlfriend? Oh, sorry, i mean wife?

Jaune: *laughing even more* She sure did!... Hey, thanks man. I did need to talk a bit.

Qrow: Think nothing of it. *Getting up* Welp, gotta go, tell Penny i said i. Your kids too.

Jaune: *smiling* i'll tell em.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeleton's or S/O's dog comes home very proud holding a huge dinosaur bone they just dig out in the garden. Main boys reaction?

Undertale Sans - He loses his jaw lol. Sans is not just a space kid, he's also a dinosaur kid deep inside. He never ran so fast in his life willingly in the garden to check if there was more. He's so excited. When Papyrus goes home, the garden is destroyed, full of holes, and a very dirty Sans is sleeping in one of them. Papyrus is having a mental breakdown.

Undertale Papyrus - ... He makes sure it's not one of his femurs, you never know. But once he realizes it's not, he's really excited! That's clearly skeleton art to display above the fireplace! Sans stares in disbelief as he notices the huge bone a few hours later. It's quite ugly to be honest, but at the same time it's so freakin cool?

Underswap Sans - He's sad he's too late to ride whoever bones it's belonging to. He loves it though. He's going to show it to a museum to see if they're interested in exposing it. He didn't expect it to be a super rare dinosaur and now his garden is ruined because the museum asked to dig to find the rest of it. Welp.

Underswap Papyrus - He's just happy his dog is happy, really. He's celebrating with the dog and dancing, holding his two front paws. He really didn't care it was a dinosaur bone until Blue noticed it and said it was probably worth something.

Underfell Sans - Well shit. He's speechless. He let the dog dig in the garden to piss off his brother but he didn't expect it to bring a giant bone you know. What the hell is he supposed to do of this? The thought there used to be skeletons that big is quite scary actually. What if some of them are still alive? Are they going to die? Are they coming back to life? Ok, he's maybe a little bit panicking.

Underfell Papyrus - He screeches as the dog is running everywhere in the house, throwing dirt everywhere. He doesn't care what this bone is, he just cleaned the house and he's going to kill that mutt in a few seconds if he doesn't stop messing his house. That's why he doesn't like dogs!

Horrortale Sans - Uh. That was unexpected. He pets the dog's head to congratulate him, then just... stay there. Not sure what to do with this. Willow probably won't want that in the house so he just plants it on the floor in the middle of the cow enclosure as a decoration because why not. The cows are so confused.

Horrortale Papyrus - Damn. That bone is as big as he is. How the hell did his dog carry it to him? ... Well, now this is a bit suspicious. Should he be worried his dog has supernatural force? Uh. He's calling Toriel, just in case. What if his dog is becoming a dog monster? That's probably something that should be addressed.

Swapfell Sans - All he sees is free money. He's going to dig the rest of the dinosaur himself, using his own claws. He knows how much it's worth and he's going to make people pay so much for it their wallet is going to explode. This is the best day of his life. Rus is a bit concerned when he notices him later digging the ground like a crazy gremlin in his expensive homemade suit, laughing like a maniac to himself. He discreetly calls Alphys to go check on him lol.

Swapfell Papyrus - He adds the big bones to his "weird things my dog found" collection, right between a part of an alien spaceship and a shark teeth he found in the middle of the city somehow. That's quite a nice addition.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Pfff. You call that a big bone? That's pitiful. He can make bones bigger than this, you're not special. He grabs the bone and blasts it to dust out of jealousy. Only after he asks Google how a dinosaur bone is worthing and faints when he sees the number.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's inspired and paints a nice fresco on the big bone to make it prettier. He then exposes it in his room now that it's matching colors. He thinks it looks so cool. He hopes his dog will bring more so he can do the same with the rest of the skeleton. Somewhere in the world, a paleontologist died of a heart attack.

[kidsinsaturn]

What do you think about cunnilingus with Itachi, Sasuke and Shisui?

cunnilingus

[🗼] I just wrote an essay explaining my FANFICTION SKILLS to my english teacher I’m so ashamed of myself rn

characters: itachi uchiha; sasuke uchiha; shisui uchiha

genre: nsfw

warnings: fem!reader; cunnilingus duh; oral sex;

cunnilingus: oral sex performed on a pussy

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-my crow meow meow itachi is so sheepish at first !!

-everything that had to do with your pussy, itachi was so shy about itat first,,, but after a few sex sesh, he is now prepared to play with it heh

-he is so good I swear. itachi is very intelligent, so he picks up really quick at whatever task is in front of him

-slender fingers rubbing furiously your clit, he knows where it is of course, and his long and wet tongue playing with your pussy lips

-okk itachi is very fair with you during soft sex. he will always eat you out, and he is very soft about it. not really making a huge mess, and definitely not making you suffer

-BUT when he is in those moods, whether it was an act out of jealousy, he is stressed, or he is feeling simply kinky, theeen there is when you are whimpering and crying

-itachi will edge you to no end, but after a few times, he will stay like that and see how many orgasms you can take

-his tongue moves so quickly- you wonder how that fucking muscle is so agile, he doesnt even talk

-his fingers cover your entire pussy, concentrated more on your clit, and his mouth is swallowing your rich fluids

-itachi feels so flustered when he is between your legs because he gets to see your fucked out face between your round boobs, and he loves your titties to infinite levels please leave him alone

-very gentle boy, but when bothered, he becomes wild

-I can only see sasuke being moderately aggressive

-like he doesn't go down on you that often, but when he does, it is because he is HUNGRY, and he wants you

-he would like to take you in different places of your house too, not only on your bed

-testing how much your knees support your weight as he eats your pussy like a starved man in the kitchen huh

-sasuke prefers to use more his mouth than his hands, they are probably on your hips or legs to keep you on place. his tongue is doing all the work but you still get to cum many times kkkk

-you feel your flesh palpitate under his skilled tongue, the vibrations he makes sending you to cloud nine

-sasuke doesn't last too much eating you out because he prefers ruining you with his cock best

-if you beg enough though, he might spend maximum ten minutes getting your fluids on his face, but you have to make him cum twice for that ehhh

-very hungry boy who loves taking you on the washing machine

-shisui my beloved ay ay ay

-he takes he sweet time with you always,,, he is such a giver, of course he enjoys your blowjobs, but him going down on you is a whole different level of euphoria for him

-hearing your moans and feeling your tight tugs on his curls just encourage him to keep moving his mouth on your pussy

-bonus point if you squirt,,, he will bath his face with it,,,

-shisui loves overstimulation, so you can bet he will stay between your legs for at least half an hour

-you won't get tired-- no no, he is making you mewl all the time, just the best for his best girl

-he prefers using his mouth too, he thinks of it as if he were kissing the depths of your body, sealing your love. the only time he will use his thick fingers will be to work through your orgasm to overstimulate you

-but overall, he loves having his big hands on your thick thighs and your fat ass,,, he loves it so much he might as well eat it

-shisui also talks a lot during sex pfff so him eating you out is no exception

-he will tell you how erotic and hot you sound, how beautiful and creamy your pussy lips look, how you body is perfect for him, and how just squeezing your mere clit is making him painfully hard

-shisui loves working you out before thrusting in his thick cock, he loves you ok <##

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

*sniffffffff* https://www.tumblr.com/ask-mirage-mews/740515969028489216/espyfandoms-thebulletbot?source=share

smells like lore.

I feel like overanalysing today, so... let's go.

First off:

Bellatrix can mega.

Interesingly, from what I can gather, they don't have implanted mega stones. This looks like fluff,

And Zeus also has it, so unless the cloning machine can generate Mega stones, we can conclude that Bellatrix can Mega evolve on her own (and Fuji probably too)

Which leads me to my next point

Bellatrix's location

now, granted, a lot of this is based on existing context, and general mewtwo story beats.

She talks about how the sky became very dark very quickly, with the sun outright disappearing.

she also talks about a "Them"

telling her to stay put. Similarly, she stated that people coming after her was over.

Bellatrix has generally good opinions about/experiences with humans, as evident by this excerpt:

So, from this I've developed a theory:

Bellatrix has been living in a simulated environment (à la Terarium) or reserve like area for some time.

This living space was managed by, probably researchers, who regularly interacted with her; Hence the mostly positive opinion of humans.

Fuji found out, and sieged the facility with the intent of freeing her from said facility.

point 3

Jealousy

Pfff very fun to read

I will state that the bump is nothing more than a deformity all my Mewtwos express. I believe the megastore in chest thing is purely fanon TC started based on how Newt evolves in her appearances. Could be wrong 🤔

Interesting thoughts otherwise uwu

[solestbrillant]

"Ken-chin is pretty popular with girls, uh?"

"Hmmm, is jealousy what I'm hearing?" Draken singsonged.

Mikey snorted. "Pfff, why would I"

"Ah, I'm sorry" Ken-chin said, voice full of pity. "It's not your fault, tho."

"What do you mean?" Mikey demanded.

"That I've heard girls doesn't like shortie guys."

"Eh?!" Mikey exclaimed, stopping in his tracks to look at Draken.

“Yeah” he continued, kept walking like Mikey wasn’t fuming next to him “like, chibi guys like you-“

"I'm not that short, you're the who’s built like a fucking pole with almost all his head bald!"

Mikey could feel the way Ken-chin got irritated too.

"It's not 'bald', it's 'shaved', and you don't have any fashion sense!"

"Well, I'm going away from you, Mr. Fashionista, and your sorry ass hair!" Mikey yelled, stomping his feet while he walked away.

"Yeah, let's see how far you'd come with those short legs!" He heard Draken yell too, staying behind.

Mikey showed him his middle finger over his shoulder.

(the oppa kink fic)

[itsmariejanel]

61. Halloween pt.2

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transcript under the cut 

on this post we have gunther by @gunthermunch ; joaquin and sergio by @djservo + cas being mean to one of her sons 😩 ; don by @okruee ; oliu by @verthu ; gio by @moodnamars ; and ofc helios by @literalite ; also in the background the caliente sisters by @yekkiz <3

Mia - Hey Don. Don - Oh great, another Caliente woman… What do you want, Mia?Mia - Oh uncleach, Don. I come in peace. Don - Hm. Drink? Mia - Sure, why not. Don - Your usual? Mia - [nods] Thanks. Listen, I���m getting straight to the point. I can’t bear this weight on my chest anymore- My cousins told me what happened and I just wanted to make sure you and the baby are alright. If you have a place to stay, money, you know, everything you need to take care of a newborn. Don - Why do you wanna help me? Mia - Listen, what you did, what we did, was wrong. Hell, I know you were also fucking my cousins-  Don - Errr, you know about that? Look, Mia- Mia - Don, I’m not dumb and you were not that special babe Don - Ouch- Mia - I don’t care.You were my friend though, so I’m calling a truce. Don - Alright, truce. And hm, everything is fine right now, luckily Gunther took me and little Maximiliano in- Mia - You did NOT name your kid Maximiliano- Gunther - It’s ridiculous isn’t it?  Mia - Very. I can’t believe you’ve let that happen, Münch. Don - Maximiliano is a cool name- Gunther - Please, I need help. You should come by the house, I’ll make us some tea and we’ll discuss new names, maybe something less Don. Mia - Definitely! What the hell was he thinking? Don - I’m right here-

Joaquin - Damnnn Kiara babe, looking fine as hell, as usual. Kiara - [ giggles ] Sergio - [ sighs ] Of course he knows her… Jace - Hmpf, funny... I don’t remember Kiara telling us she’s dating someone. Do you?  Makoto - [ smirks ] Do I sense a ping of  jealousy, Jacey man? Jace - Pfff, no? Why would I be jealous? Of course not- Makoto - Hmhm, [ hic ] of course not... She isn’t though, buddy. Joaquin’s just an old flame if I can even call him that much. They hooked up once or something like that after Dustin. [ hic ] More of a rebound then I guess. Jace - That guy? For real? Makoto - Yeah well, she has a little “thing” for french guys- [ hic ] Cheers bro, you have my blessing.  Jace - [ laughs ] You’re so drunk, you don’t even know what you’re saying right now. Let’s go outside and drink some water maybe, yeah? Makoto - Water is a go [ hic ] good idea, yes.

Makoto - Hey there, little angel.  Helios - Hey devil man. Makoto - You look so cute like this, I’m not used to seeing you this angelic but it’s definitely very, very cute.  Helios - Angelic, you say? You say that because you haven’t seen what’s underneath. Makoto - Why don’t you show me then? Helios - You’ll just have to wait, won’t you? Makoto - [ whines ]

[vaynevicious]

Dmitri (Enzo) Antonov SFW Alphabet

‼️Tried to keep as Gender-Neutral as possible :)‼️

‼️gif: @glodessa ‼️

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?): In private, he's so affectionate. Like he is a huge hugger and he's just all over you. In public its a bit toned down since he likes to keep the 'tough Russian guard look'.. But nonetheless he's full heart eyes over you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?): Definitely best friends to lovers. You guys probably met through Hopper, and got along very well. You thought it was cute how they fought alot, like brothers.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?): 100%, but he doesn't like to admit it. He loves to hold you tightly close to him, and he rests his head on top of yours. He probably rubs your back too.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?): Man can't cook to save his life. Cleaning- maybe. And he would want to settle down with you, and only you.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?): Shhhhh we don't think about that here :).

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?): However quick you want, as long as he gets to stay with you forever.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?): Surprising gentle. Physically he's so gentle with you, he just loves lightly running his fingers through your hair, or rubbing his hand on your back. He likes to talk gentle, too (it makes it better with his deeper voice).

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?): He literally gives you the most amazing hugs. He does it mostly in private, but in Public he usually wraps an arm over your shoulder. In private, he always wraps his arms around your waist and lightly squeezes you against him. Also the occasional back hug.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He says 'I love you' after waking up next to you the first night you sleep together, which would be pretty fast, since he can't stand to not be in your presence. He just can't contain how much he loves you. Yes, he sometimes still puts on the tough act, but most of the time he completely fails.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?): Enzo can get pretty jealous, mostly because he hasn't had someone like you, and he's so worried you'd leave him for someone else (even though you've told him countless times you wouldn't). He mostly just gets a tiny bit more moody -queue the tough Russian guard- when he gets jealous, nothing major, and nothing that would make you uncomfortable.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?): When I tell yall that this man is the king of kissing. He can be gentle at kissing, rough, passionate, little pecks here and there, literally anything. Enzo loves to kiss your forehead alot, especially in public. But he's a sucker for kisses on the lips, and neck. He loves kisses on the lips from you definitely. He loves it anywhere but mostly on the lips.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Just gonna say kids are somewhat scared of him. -queue the tough Russian guard yet again-

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?): Lots and lots of cuddling (yet he still doesn't admit he loves it for some reason pfff), mostly made up of passionate tired kissing.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

You both love to lay in bed together, and maybe watch a movie. He'll definitely hold your hand the whole time. When you're not watching or doing anything he just holds you and plays with your hair until you fall asleep in his arms. Yes, his heart is racing, and yes, you can hear it.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?): He likes to slowly reveal things about himself, but not too slowly, because of how much he trusts you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?): Towards you, not at all. He never wants to make you uncomfortable in anyway. No matter what it is. He knows you aren't perfect, and he isn't either. Towards others, it depends. If someone does something to piss him off, he usually yells at them in Russian. But fuck if someone does something to piss you off? You'll never see them again. Enzo takes care of that quick.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?): He remembers basically everything. He has a good memory, especially having to use that in the prison. He loves bringing up little details to make you happy.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?): A lot of favorite moments. But holding his hand in public is a definite favorite. Seeing him get all flustered and looking the other direction, you love it. You also love the way he hold your hand tightly.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?): Very protective, but of course, not too much. He's more worried he'd loose you to something or someone. Him being a guard, he's known to be defensive. So that works with you. But Enzo is one to respect boundaries, so if he gets too protective and you say something, he'll immediately stop. Mf will do anything for you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?): Literally the best to his abilities. If you like indoor private dates? He's okay with that, he will set up anything you like. You like outdoor restaurant dates? He'll find the best restaurant. He loves giving you flowers, too.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?): Not a bad habit at all, but sometimes he talks in Russian a bit too much, like, he accidentally talks to you in Russian and you're just like- "What."

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?): After the prison, he got a scar on his face. Sometimes he gets insecure about it, but rarely. You tell him it looks badass, and honestly he agrees with you. But of course he has his days where he thinks worse.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?): Oh definitely. You're the best thing that has ever happened to him. He loves you so much and if he ever lost you, he'd practically go insane.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Steal 👏 his 👏 clothes 👏. Like if he sees you wearing something of his like his shirt, he'd would get all flustered and go head over heels for you. It's nice knowing that you're his.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He loves everything about you. Nothing bad at all.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He holds you the whole night. Or at least he has to have a hand on you. If he wakes up during the night, he usually kisses you on the top of your head.

Here yall go! Thank you all for the support on the other headcanons! I really appreciate it <333

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[ilaikyuu]

Hi hi 👋🏼 I’d like to humbly ask for jealousy HCs for Nanami Gojo and Megumi~ how do they react if someone is showing a little too much attention to their crush?

Hi,hi I will humbly accept your request, you ask i deliver ;)

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🌼Hcs: “jealousy is found beneth even the purest looking face “🌼

Featuring Nanami, Megumi and Gojo

Megumi

Megumi is the overprotective type and won’t let anyone close to him getting hurt, especially you. He will always find a way to help and if needed to protect you

Though he will analyze the situation before rushing to act like the knight on white horse, he isn't impulsive and surely isn't the type to make rash decisions. 

But oh damn that motherfucker, why is he talking to you like that

Of course he won't immediately jump on the guy, if he sees him doing something suspicious, moreover something that makes you uncomfy, he will easily flip the switch

So really only three things can happen

1. The guy just sees that u aren't interested, continues with his life and doesn't bother you with his existence

2. You flirt back and start talking to the guy (Megumi gets grumpy, his day is ruined and you are annoying the shit out of him) he will probably try to flirt with you as well, to counter the guy and will fail miserably  cute

3. The guy bothers u so today is the wrong day to be on planet Earth

Bingo, you just chose number 3

The guy is trying to pull a move on you and you don't look as happy as you are usually

“Give me your number, it won't hurt you, will it? You try to explain that you're not really into this but the guy is too pushy

While the fucky wucky boy is still trying to find a way to get your number, a strange, rather meaningful aura is around the whole place.

“You heard her, she doesn't feel comfortable, now leave her and go do something useful”

If the guy refuses and tries to fight back, well rip. Megumi will tell him 2 more times to leave you alone and if he doesn't bad for him.

After there are no more threats anywhere near you, he’ll just make sure you are okay and disappear.

“Thank you for saving…me? Wait where did you go, don't you want to at least exchange numbers?”

Fuck. He heard you but if he goes back he will just look desperate, so he will continue walking away and act cool. Dummy

Gojo

If you are trying to contest with Gojo Satoru, oh damn I'm sorry for you

If a guy (even with light hearted intentions) tries to talk to you in a bit more lovey dovey way he will find a way to tell him to get lost. To be honest he seems like a guy who will try to embarrass anyone who flirts with you with something along the lines of

“You are the guy from yesterday, right? The guy with y/n?. Oh shit, I remember you from high school, didn't you like shit your pants in chemistry class, a?"

But once again he seems like a guy who will find a way to get the poor dude alone and quietly tell him that if he tries something again, there will be tomorrow but not a happy one.

Perhaps if you flirt back with the guy I think it will push him off limits and make him tell you that you deserve more than any guy can give you - except for him ofc

Jealousy really is like gasoline for Gojo’s already burning flame and is only a chance for him to pull a move on you. He is possessive, selfish and thinks of himself as a god, so who are you to try to flirt with anyone else other than him?

If you are doing it on purpose he knows and he will fuck you up. Both mentally and physically 

So anyway he will handle things with manipulation and all of the endings will be the same - with you in his arms

You sold your soul to the devil honey

Nanami

Omg Nanami is interesting. He is something like Megumi but a bit more intense. If someone tries to flirt with you and you don't like it he will straightforward go and tell the guy to fuck off.

Like come on, if the guy tries to fight back Nanami, pfff pffffff he goin goin into hospital hospital

He doesn't give a damn about a lot of things but u aren't one of them. You deserve better than some funny looking douchebag 

If you try to flirt back with the guy he will get angry and directly go and grab you from whatever the fuck this was

“Nanami, what are you doing?!

“And you? What are you doing?

“Talking with a human being?

“The wrong human being. Wrong is the key word”

Possessive like Gojo, but if you get mad at him for embarrassing you he will apologize and feel guilty after words.

If you flirt with someone on purpose to tilt him, he will find a way to show you who you should be wasting your petty, flirty lines for.

[arklayraven]

I really got attached to the name Jayne now for my s/i so...lol

We'll be talking like living our lives normally rn...no au stuff.

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Jealous one?

J: Jealousy...It's mutual. lol

R: *already glaring at anyone looking at Jayne too long*

Cheesiest?

J: Am I really that cheesy?

R: Pfff

J: ???

Most petty?

J: ...Mutual we agreed...

R: I'm more petty though if pushed.

Better chef?

J: Apparently I'm the better chef as decided by him.

R: You are.

Better singer?

R: How am I the better singer? Your voice is angelic...

J: I sound like a demon trying to break free from hell.

R: Stop that. You sing just fine...You just...need practice with your range is all.

J: SO YOU AGREE!

R: ...

Scariest when angry?

R: Jayne. All the way. The ones who made this mess to begin with, have little idea how much they are holding back right now with their rage.

J: ... *takes a deep breath in, and slowly out*

R: *holds their hand* That's right...Just do your breathing exercises again like we taught you.

Easiest to scare?

R: Jayne~.

J: Well I like being scared sometimes so sue me.

R: It's cute when you literally jump out of your seat.

J: S-shut up...

R: Make me~.

Best seducer?

R: Jayne, again~.

J: I kept trying to put down him for it but he kept taking the pen away.

R: Because it's true, it's you. Especially when you--

J: MOVING ON.

Funnier?

R: Jayne, when the world isn't trying to literally drag them down into hell again. They always know how to make people laugh or smile.

J: ...

R: It's a compliment, Seraph.

J: OH.

R: 💜

"Social butterfly"?

R: Jayne.

J: HOW??

R: Do you really not see it?

J: ???

R: ...

First to fall asleep?

R: Jayne, only because I stay up to make sure they fall asleep first.

J: ...You really don't have to do that you know?

R: I know, but I still do because I love you.

J: ...

Best at keeping the house clean?

J: Him, for sure. I suck at keeping things in order and clean...

R: Shush...You know there's more to why you can't keep things clean and in order in your life right now...It's alright.

[underthemoonn]

goes to show everything is ALWAYS about her. the way she was belittling johnny for his films but was only a side character in her big break pfff. her jealousy was very telling in that tape talking about he sold out. i'm so tired of people defending her knowing damn well if they heard johnny not leaving her alone when she wants space from a fight, they would've sided with her, but that wasnt the story right, because hes a man somehow its not plausible for him NOT to hit her like??

Exactly this.

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

An Eye For Evidence

“Check this for fingerprints, and I’m pretty sure you’ll have your serial rapist.” Strike pushes the taser they’ve found in Yellow Tie’s flat across his desk with a pencil. “And our client every reason she needs to divorce that monster.”

Wardle, sitting across from him, shrouded in the stubbly and wrinkled mood of a harrowing case, raises skeptical brows.

“You sure it’s him.”

“Yeah, the pieces of the puzzle fit,” Strike replies. “With this, we’ll have proof.”

Wardle purses his lips. Strike sees the usual battle of jealousy versus gratefulness going down behind the DI’s cool veneer. Jealousy that, once again, the Strike & Ellacott agency has solved a case the Met hasn’t been able to crack; gratefulness that a particularly disgusting piece of scum will be taken off London’s streets soon, and for good.

“Alright, Gooner,” he finally concedes. “I’ll have the lab process it. If an arrest comes out of it, I owe you one.”

“I’ll put it on your tab.” Strike leans back and crosses his arms, demonstratively magnanimous.

“Pfff...” Wardle snorts. “I’ll strike it off yours.”

They both grin at each other.

Behind the policeman, the door to the inner office swings open, and Robin breezes into the room. Her face is attractively flushed and glowing with happiness. 

“Sorry for being late,” she says brightly. “It got a bit late last night, and I had to take the tube from the other side of… Never mind,” she finishes, looking away to conceal a mischievous glint in her eyes.

It doesn’t take more than a second for Strike to realize she’s spent the night with Ryan. She’s wearing yesterday’s clothes, she’s smelling of an unfamiliar shampoo with a musky, herbal note usually reserved for males. And she’s moving in the sated, confident way that good sex will leave a woman with after a night of feeling worshipped.

She might as well have grabbed the taser from Strike’s desk and applied it to his chest.

Wardle, with an eye for evidence like Strike has, tilts his head and casts her a teasing, suggestive look.

“He’s that good, is he?”

While Cormoran’s heart still seizes in his chest, he somehow manages to keep an even expression on his face.

Robin smiles, not quite as modestly as expected, cheeks pink, and opens her mouth to say something, but then she swivels around and, flustered, asks the room in general: “Tea, anybody? I could use one.”

And then she’s out of the inner office again, bustling about in the little kitchen, and Wardle looks at Strike. The DI’s expression changes from smugness to commiseration. 

“Ouch, mate.”

Strike huffs exaggeratedly. “What are you talking about?” he says, chest still aching. “She’s happy. He’s good for her. I’m happy.”

“Yeeaah,” Wardle extends the word into at least three seconds of ironic length. “And if you say ‘happy’ one more time, I’m gonna puke.” 

Strike almost fails at glowering at him.

Slapping his thighs, Wardle springs out of his chair and picks the taser up with his fingertips to slide it into an ‘evidence’ bag.

“I’m off duty once I’ve dropped this at the lab,” he announces. “How about a pint at the Tottenham in an hour?”

Strike wants to turn him down, but when Robin reappears, hips swinging, carrying a tray with steaming mugs and biscuits, looking painfully gorgeous, he reconsiders.

“Yeah,” he grunts morosely. “See you there.”

Also on AO3, if you prefer:

[the-god-of-sun]

You and Zephyrus are jealousy tropes. Except Zephyrus is the evil way and you’re the pathetic wet cat way

Hyacinthus x Zephyros = ‘if i can’t have you then no one can.”

Hyacinthus x Apollon = “PLEASE love me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

Pfff