My toxic trait with regards to middle aged actresses is I can't tell if I a) want to be them, b) want to date them, or c) want them to be my mother. Or a fourth option of simultaneously doing all three in the most fucked up version of Oedipus Rex imaginable.
I shall leave you with my unsolicited intrusive thoughts, my deepest apologies for making anyone read that
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if you aren’t a little gay for your best friend what are you even doing
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So uh. I did a thing! My first fic, ahahaha..
A summary: Bruce Wayne gets kidnapped by an emotionally challenged Joker, and maybe they kiss or something 🙄
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
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why are they both so damn purple
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Chappell Roan, a lesbian, went on a national broadcast tonight and performed a song about dating a closeted woman who refuses to acknowledge their relationship and denies the fact that she’s a lesbian. Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that happening but here we are and it’s amazing.
As a lesbian woman, to have an artist go out and be so entirely herself in every way, to be so proud of her own sexuality and to perform a song like this and have it be broadcasted to millions of people…it makes me so emotional. All I have ever wanted as a queer woman is to have this sort of unabashed representation and we’re finally getting it in such an incredible way. What an era we are living in and all I can say is long may it continue and I am so proud to be a Chappell Roan fan.
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