#just like coffee. tho i will say at least with tea i can drink it without milk it jsut needs to be ice cold wheres nothing on gos green ear

[eye-in-the-wall]

the more tea i drink the more im like. dont think im a tea guy. lol.

[ador3him]

hear me out prompts “you brought me flowers?” dragged by “i’m falling in love with you” for quackity :’)

pairing: quackity x gn!reader

warnings: nothing?? uhh its not proofread and i def overused the pet names whatever tho

requested? yes by @mcyt-trash-can

word count. 0.6k

a/n: AWHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE EYIWEGFKWGIF anyways I MADE QUACKITY REALLY SOFT AND FLUFFY LIKE JUST TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THE READER :DDDDD

“Hey babe? I going to go for a walk to get some coffee, do you want me to bring you some tea home?” y/n pokes their head into Quackitys streaming room. He lifts off his headphones from his head and turns to face his partner. “Yes please, amor. Come here first though,” he reaches his arms out and make grabby hands. They walk over to him and stands in between his legs. “What’s up, darling?” they ask moving a piece of his hair that’s poking out from his beanie. “Just missed you, been so busy I feel like we never have time for each other anymore.” He grabs the back of y/n’s waist and pulls them in a bit, so his face is resting on their chest, kind of awkwardly hugging for y/n but to Quackity its as comfortable as ever.

“Hun? I have to go if I want to make it before the bunch rush. I will back in 30 minutes tops,” they say kissing the top of his head and pulling away, much to Quackitys dismay. “Be quick,” He yells softly as they walk out of his room. A soft ‘yep’ is all he hears before the front door clicks closed.

The coffee shop y/n is going to has an attached flower shop to it that they always admired, and so did Quackity. They always come here together at least once a fortnight to have bunch or just coffee and tea for Quackity. They have never bought flowers from the shop, for no reason just always admiring them instead. But today y/n thought they’d buy some after they get the drinks.

After ordering the drinks they walk around to the flower shop part and look for a beautiful bunch of sunflowers to gift to Quackity. There is a vibrant bouquet in the fair corner of the shop with a ray of sun shining through a window onto it. They walk up to it to see it better and make sure it smells as beautiful as it looks. As suspected it does and y/n grabs it, making their way up to the counter.

“Just these, thank you,” they smile at the old lady behind the counter who begins to trim the excess stem. “Lovey choice, not many people buy sunflowers, but they are so beautiful and personally I think they are elegant,” the sweet old lady grins at y/n and wraps the bottom of the flowers in pink paper. “Well sunflowers are my boyfriend’s favourite flower, and he is working so hard at the moment I couldn’t resist buying them,” y/ns lit up at the thought of their boyfriend and his reaction to the gift. “He will love these, it’s just $12.50,” they tap their card and go to get their drinks that were ready just as they walk over.

“Darling I am home!” y/n calls through the house struggling to get everything through the door without dropping it. “I am in here,” Quackity calls from his streaming room. “I got you something,” they say pushing his door open. “Oh shit, you have some much stuff here let me help you, amor,” Quackity takes the drinks from them and looks confusingly at the flowers.

“You bought yourself flowers? You like smokey dahlia not sunflowers?” Quackity looks at y/n still confused. “They are for you!” they push the flowers toward him grinning like a manic. “You brought me flowers?” Quackity whispers astonished. “Of course,” y/n laughs. “No one has ever done this for me,” his eyes begin to water. He loves y/n for this he is in love with y/n for this. “I’m falling in love with you,” Quackity bursts into tears clutching onto y/n like his life depends on it. “I’ve been in love with you for ages, Alex,” y/n replies whispering. “Also, you’re crushing your flowers,” they laugh. His flowers, his y/n.

[touchlikethesun]

coffee or tea?? (pt.2) ((actually it has v little to do with their drink orders i just had thoughts))

both ushijima and kita were instructed in how to traditionally prepare tea, and to this day, when they make tea, all of the steps are religiously followed and the tea is always japanese and very high quality - not really pretentiously so, they were both just taught the importance of quality when it comes to tea. they both have different brands that they are loyal to that they drank growing up, but when they get together for tea they will exceptionally drink the others' preferred brand. kita will also drink commercial tea if that's all that's available, like at a restaurant or at someone else's house, he's not such a stickler. however, if ushi doesn't have his tea setup, he also quite likes drinking fruit juice. i don’t know why he does, but this came to me in a vision~

iwaizumi is a green tea loyalist, hot or cold day or night, and oikawa tends to drink green tea as well, but he’ll get elaborate sugary coffee drinks when he’s out that iwa will pretend to be disgusted by (tooru offers him sips without saying anything and iwa accepts every time) (they both wrinkle their noses at super sweet matcha lattes tho)

kuroo drinks black coffee, no sugar - hot in the mornings, but any other time of day he prefers an iced americano. when he started drinking coffee during high school in cafes with friends he ordered black coffee just for the pun with his name and he hated it at first but didn’t want to admit that he only ordered it for a lame pun so he stuck with it and now he’s addicted and he can’t tell if he actually likes black coffee or if he’s tricked himself into not minding the bitterness

akaashi takes his coffee with a very sensible 2 creams and 2 sugars. for some reason everyone in the office thinks akaashi takes his coffee black, and always bring that back for him, so he stared keeping cream and sugar at his desk.

both kuroo and akaashi are the kind of people that need a cup of coffee (or several) before they’re functioning in the morning. they’ll both sit silently hunched over at the table cradling their mugs, and it kinda freaks bokuto out because they’re like zombie versions of his boyfriends. through trial and error he’s figured out kuroo will accept pre-coffee kisses with only minor grumbling but it’s best to give akaashi his space in the morning

without adults monitoring him, bokuto drinks hot chocolate every morning, even tho he's lactose intolerant. akaashi had been trying in vain to convince him to at the very least replace the milk with water, but when that didn't work he just started buying oat milk without saying anything, and that seems to have resolved the issue

kenma obviously has an energy drink addiction, mostly the original redbull, but kuroo bought him the watermelon flavour once because of the colour, and he didn’t hate it as much as he thought he would so now he’ll have one of those from time to time. the bin in his room is somehow always overflowing with empty cans, and more than a few people have expressed their concern but kenma can't for the life of him understand why they're so worried

[rattkachuk]

Get to know me

tagged by @goalsyoudontake tysmmm!!!! 💖

Do you make your bed?

yes. i make it immediately after i get up otherwise i won't do it at all lmao.

Favourite number?

18 cause its my birthday lmao 😭

What's your job?

print t-shirts/other warehouse for a casual outdoors wear company!

If you could go back to school, would you?

i usually say no but...i'm doing it this fall so yah i guess i would

Can you parallel park?

can't drive 💔

Do you think aliens are real?

yes....but. complicated question. i loveee conspiracy theories about aliens and watch a lot of docs, but i'm still like half/half about whether or not there are actually aliens here rn (tho i def believe there is life somewhere out there)

Can you drive a manual car?

noooo

Guilty pleasure?

tbh there's not much i feel guilty about enjoying. hockey to some degree but not so much this last year. maybe listening to nickelback?

Tattoos?

i have at least 30, i haven't counted in a bit haha. i love getting them clearly!

Favourite colour?

red!

Favourite type of music?

literally anything besides like intense techno/heavy metal

Do you like puzzles?

yes!! i love them, but my cat also loves to steal pieces so it's hard to do one in my house lmai

Any phobias?

flying. hate it with a passion.

Favourite childhood sport?

i rode horses as a kid! didn't really play any other sports tbh

Do you talk to yourself?

yahh i live alone and i catch myself doing it a lot. but i also just talk to my animals quite a bit.

Tea or coffee?

love tea a lot and probably drink it more, but i think i prefer the taste of coffee, i just don't drink it as much cause caffeine makes me crazy.

First thing you wanted to be when growing up?

definitely a vet lol. then i realized how much intense work that is and the mental toll it would take and said nope

What movies do you adore?

secret life of walter mitty, wild america, brokeback mountain, my own private idaho, top gun, goon, the muppets (any of them), spirit, dirty dancing....god the list goes on, movies are one of my passions haha.

tagging (if u want!) @gooses-chaos-demon @barkovsasha @sirjaybobobka @longliveyamo @annieqattheperipheral

[bingoboingobongo]

task force 141 + favorite starbucks holiday drinks

Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

Warnings: none

A/N: bc the 'alpha males only drink black coffee' mentality is stupid. give these men a creme brulee latte. also can u tell im running out of ideas (help)

simon "ghost" riley:

yeah yeah ik i said this was gonna be starbucks holiday drinks but guys you really think simon's the kinda guy to order a sugar cookie pumpkin spice creme brulee apple strudel frappucino?

yeah that's what i thought

the others will all follow the theme tho i swear

but for now let's talk about simon

he doesn't drink starbucks very much but when he does he usually has two go to drinks

a steamed apple juice or a london fog tea latte

he'll get the latte hot or cold depending on the weather ofc

his favorite thing to do is cozy up with a nice book and a warm drink from starbucks especially during the winter months

and bc he's an environmentally conscious king (and because he has a reputation to maintain let's be real) he always brings his own black tumbler for the drink

also i don't know why but i like to think that he has a bunch of starbucks gift cards from random holidays over the years

so he hasn't spent his own money on starbucks in months

he also never orders in person

and he puts down another name for his order too

sometimes ghost will order a hot chocolate though

but they have a tendency to be really sweet so they're not his favorite

john "soap" mactavish:

alright so i feel like soap's go to holiday drinks is the irish cream cold brew

also before i explain why why is no one talking about the shadows constantly calling soap a leprechaun and an irish person?

like it happens multiple times during the alone mission and it's so funny

anyways

what can i say soaps a cold foam kind of guy

he's just like me frfr

honestly he really doesn't have much of a sweet tooth (at least when it comes to coffee) and he feels like the slight sweetness of the cold foam mixed with the bitter cold brew makes the perfect coffee sweetness

also soap's the kind of person to get iced drinks no matter the weather

like it could be snowing and hailing and he'd still get his iced coffee

he also asks for extra cold foam

bc he likes those first few sips where all you get is the foam before the coffee starts mixing in

also off topic but soap also went feral during the free red cup day

like you know he dropped everything to grab one before they ran out

he's done it everytime they do it and he's so scared that he's gonna miss his streak because of work some day

kyle "gaz" garrick:

alright so maybe it's sorta simple but in gaz's opinion you can never go wrong with an iced peppermint mocha

i mean the name itself just screams holidays

and the flavor speaks for itself

gaz is just a fan of chocolate in general though

and he actually doesn't really like coffee, so the sweetness of the chocolate is nice because it combats the bitterness of the coffee

he also really likes peppermint so it works out too

like you know those peppermint chocolates you get from olive garden?

he eats those up oml

he also only puts in one shot of espresso

because a lot of caffeine makes him anxious

also he doesn't like staying awake at night most of the time

plus he always gets less whipped cream

it's surprising but he's honestly not that much of a fan

that being said though, you can't have a mocha without whipped cream

so he'll oblige a little bit

john price:

alrighty so price's favorite drink is a caramel brulee frappucino

and i am very confident in saying that

i don't really know why but i just feel like he would enjoy it

i like to think that the first time he had it was when someone else went on a coffee run and he told them to just get him whatever

so they got him this and now he's obsessed

he's always been a fan of caramel so it only makes sense

like he goes ham on the caramel

people have told him to just get a caramel frappucino instead but he never does

so instead he gets the caramel brulee frappe with caramel sauce, syrup, drizze

the whole nine yards

i mean price has a sweet tooth what can i say

he needs something to balance out the flavor of all those cigars he smokes

and yes gaz and the others always makes fun of price whenever he gets his drink

but price doesn't even care he is living his best life

he also definitely gets a reindeer cake pop too whenever he goes

the chestnut praline latte is definitely a close second for price tho

but he likes the texture of a frappucino over a latte

alejandro vargas:

okay so honestly ik it's kinda basic but alejandro is a hot chocolate kinda guy

i mean it's like the most iconic holiday drink there is

besides like eggnog or smthing but tbh i always forget eggnog is a thing

anyways hot chocolate is always like the thing to get alejandro in the holiday spirit

it brings him back to making ibarra hot chocolate with his family as a kid

ofc starbucks hot chocolate is not as good as ibarra

but hot chocolate is hot chocolate and it gets the job done in a pinch

one time he tried adding cinnamon to the starbucks hot chocolate to make it more like ibarra

man to this day he doesn't know what he did wrong but he knows something was wrong bc it did not taste like ibarra at all

it tasted worse than it started too

that was truly disappointing

he also likes getting a sandwich or croissant from the bakery too as a light snack

rodolfo "rudy" parra:

alright so this one is easy

and honestly like the first one i thought of

but rudy lives for the sugar cookie almond milk latte

i also like to think that rudy tends to run pretty cold (especially during the winter) and so he gets the hot version and holds it in his hands with his sleeve pulled to his fingertips and let's the steam warm him up

while he does like a little dance to try and keep himself warm

i mean what can i say rudy is like the epitome of having a sweet tooth

plus he really likes sugar cookies so it works out

like he loves those soft sugar cookies you get at walmart (the lofthouse cookies)

also rudy is lactose intolerant

ur welcome all my lactose intolerant readers out there he's ur representation

idk man i just feel like that makes sense to me

and bc like the rest of you lactose intolerant lunatics he's incapable of actually avoiding dairy (seriously you guys have a problem) he has a bunch of lactaids in one of the pockets of his vest

[rainyfestivalsweets]

Slim Pickins

9/1/24

Ever seen those reels or tik toks that tell you to run to the dollar tree?

Ya'll. Is dollar tree sponsoring just an epic shitton of those videos?

Because I was just there and it was terrible. It was the last of the 3 stores in my vicinity that I hadn't visited yet.

So you know I have some some hauls there before, on the hunt for some healthy shit. Pickles, banana peppers, a hidden gem here and there (True North 4 packs, iykyk).

It is barely worth mentioning today. I did pick up some sf hard 🍬 candies & some little bags of Russell Stover sf chocolates (portion control). The only other notable item was a couple cans of G Fuel. And consumer alert- watch the caffeine content in those. Idk if they all are, but some are 300 MG caffeine.

What else did I get? A 6 pack of pretzels. Again, small bags = portion control. Especially for me with carbs. My activity level is pretty high tho so I am trying to give myself on watching the carbs but.... I am starting to think I have a gluten intolerance from some recent lab work.

I got some drink mixes too, but I am pretty sure they are cheaper at walmart. (Confirmed- $1.08 vs 1.25)

Sf Cherry jello 🍒 4 pack

Some coffee. Jim Beam Bourbon Vanilla small bag.

Green tea.

But I swear I looked for some things that people keep saying to run to the dollar tree for ...and didn't find shit. No fun lotions. No quantity of health food.

You also have to watch out because at $1.25 some items are cheaper at walmart, or in packages too small to be a deal. See the drink packs above and the tuna and salmon below.

I did see a pack of freeze dried strawberries and 1 other freezer dried fruit. But the price point on that should be ... a 6 pack like the pretzels or at least a 3 pack. It was a 1 serving bag.

This time, I knew to pass on the tuna & salmon, spices, and certain other staples. They did have nuts but I passed on those because I have some already and too many nuts can make a deficit become a surplus really fucking fast. And I have been plateaued for a bit now.

The plus side is that the store was well kept and maintained, and it was busy so you know product turn over was high.

I remarked on the store being busy and the cashier said, "Yeah, we are always busy the first of the month." That broke my heart a little because the food picks were pretty damn sparse and like I stated earlier- cheaper elsewhere. If people are on food benefits, those little cents add up and it might mean they don't have transportation to Walmart or a grocery store.

I picked up a couple cans of spaghetti sauce, turkey gravy, & white cheese sauce. I thought about getting some pepper stir fry- which I think is a good price still 🤔 but I think my freezers are full right now.

Alot of their other freezer stuff was .... just pre packaged garbage. I think the pepper stir fry was the only vegetable in sight.

Sometimes saving money means not buying stuff at dollar tree even though all those influencers are highlighting their products. If it isn't a good deal and won't save you time or actual money, it's ok to pass. It's OK to walk to the dollar tree. And be skeptical. Price check.

Also beware of items that have higher prices. I think the reason I used to like them is because I didn't have to think about the price so much just see and grab. But that is when everything was a $1, before the 25% price hike. 🤔 but now they have $3 items and $5 items. Be skeptical!

An example of a time/energy/diet saver is when you are in desperate need of lunch and you are in a sea of fast food places. You see a dollar tree and boom, you could be saved: A jar of pickles, a pack of tuna = $2.50. Spring for a beverage for 3.75 total... that is still beating out most fast food places for a meal... or some of them even a plain ass little burger. Idk about ya'll but without a veggie just a burger doesn't really satisfy me right now.

An "I'm craving something sweet" could be those freeze-dried fruit packs or sf jello, a beef jerky & a beverage. It's totally worth it if it stops you from going into a different store and being inundated by all the various high calorie prepacked garbage.

[flyingspicerack]

Random Mao Questions!

Have you ever just wanted to know more about my s/i Mao? No? TOO BAD! Under the cut are just a random amalgam of questions, answered about Mao from this OC questions generator!

What is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink? OK so Mao tries not to drink all that much because when they DO, they get carried away so they've tried to stay away from it. They like the sweet fruity stuff tho. (I know however when i was in japan i drank little canned sangria that was only like 3% alcohol and can see them liking to drink those!!)

Does your oc get a nice tan in the sun or do they burn easily? Yeah, I think Mao gets a little tan when they're in the sun, but they're not out in the sun often, or try not to be, tooooo hot. BUT YES.

What is your oc’s favorite color? Does this color have any special meaning to them? Mao's favorite color is is like a periwinkle blue (same as their sweater and also my fav color) They just like how it looks, no special reason.

Is your oc allergic to anything? Do they have an intolerance? Mmmmm I don't think so... not an allergy at least... I'm personally lactose intolerant and it would make sense if they were too... but I don't want to torture them like that... If anything, maybeeee... actually, you know what? I think red bean/azuki makes their mouth a little tingly, not enough to warrant a TRUE allergic reaction, but they just think its normal for it to make ur mouth a little bit numb

Does your oc prefer to sit around and chill or be up and moving, doing something? Mao is VERY sedentary. They love to be SITTING and SEATED!!!!!

Does your oc like milk? They like milk! Especially strawberry milk!!!!!!! They also like soy milk too and drink it out of those little boxes!!

What are your oc's eating habits like? Oh Mao is a MESS! They make crumbs out of food that physically cant create crumbs. They get shit and sauce on their face all the time, not matter how neatly they try to eat theres always a LITTLE bit of mess, but more often than not, its kinda sizeable. They also, unfortunately, have some disordered eating in that they don't particularly mean to, but binge eat. They end up doing the whole like, only light snacking during the days they're working and when they go home just gorge themself.... Wehhhhh

What motivates your oc in their job? THE KITTIES!! Oh of course it's the kitties, they want all of them to get adopted so so bad <3

What does your oc do when they can’t fall asleep? Mmmm... Depends on WHY they cant fall asleep. If it's cause theyre scared or paranoid, they'll get fresh air or go on a walk, if it's just restlessness, they'll just stay up until they cant keep their eyes open anymore... maybe charge their jo crystal idk

What is your oc’s favorite season? Winter, hands down. They love the cold, the snow, bundling up, the snow, winter seasonal foods, the snow <3

Does your oc notice it when others are lying to them? Usually. One thing Mao is very perceptive of is changes in people's moods and behaviors as they're happening, so I think they can typically tell when a lie is being told.

What is your oc's go-to ice cream flavor? Mao doesn't go for one flavor all the time, they like to try the weird or uncommon ones, so it's always something different, truly.

What does home mean to your oc? Is it a place or people? Home is a person, or people to them, an arbitrary feeling and not a place. That being said, they've been feeling homeless for quite some time now </3

What are some places your oc really wants to visit one day, but hasn’t had the chance to do so yet? I think Mao would like to visit Hawaii maybe? Or somewhere in the continental US just to say they did? But they don't really have a desire to travel, i don't think.

How does your oc take their coffee? They prefer tea over coffee, but if they have to have coffee, it'll be with a fair amount of cream and sweetener, usually some type of flavor shot i think... PROBABLY A LATTE

Is your oc more dominant or submissive in bed? Ok... so Mao is naturally more submissive but is also a virgin, so like... has never done anything before so they would 100% be willing to try anything... SO when Mao and Ichi eventually DO get saucy together, it'll end up more of a 70/30 split of Mao being more sub vs dom with him >3

Who is your oc's faceclaim? M.... me.... as of right now i guess....

[marshmallowsqoosh]

[Ghost (Band) | Learning Curve (Ficlet)]

Written for @ominouscrypt based on these two [ one / two ] pieces, transferring from twitter :3

Gerbil prompt was “ i have a question, tho: do you think the ghouls have scars from kissing? like, horns nicking each others’ foreheads, etc? “

So I did a short Swiss/Mountain thing cuz. Swiss/Mountain. (This is actually more than what was posted to Twitter cuz I was super sleepy/brain mushy that day, but it was cute and I was determined to do more)

Swiss/Mountain, background Aether/Sodo and brief Swiss/Rain

words. ~1.100 warnings. headcanon, fluffy, fluff without plot, swiss wants all the kisses from all his friends

♥

Most of their band mates exit the second Swiss comes in. He's not too terribly offended. Rain lets him get a quick kiss as he's leaving, even as he's determined to keep his face against the mug of tea, either trying to absorb the steam or just inhaling the soothing scents; but, all three Ghoulettes exit the living area before he can even say hello to them. Stratus tries to wave at him from where she's been put over Cumulus' shoulder. He hears Cirrus mumble something about him having terrible ideas, but he still doesn't pay it much mind. He figures most—if not all—of them are still recovering from drinking so late into the night.

Sodo almost definitely is, considering the only thing he does is raise his head long enough to look over the back of the couch; scowl; and promptly throw himself back down on the cushions and try to tuck into as tight of a ball as he can, even when Aether sleepily makes his way over with a large cup of… what smells suspiciously, and deliciously, like chicken broth and his own cup of coffee.

Before he can decide whether or not it's worth trying to steal a sip—and maybe see if there's still bones at the bottom of the mug—he sees Mountain drag in from the same way the Ghoulettes just left and completely forgets he has any intention of antagonising Sodo. He's about the only other Ghoul that doesn't look… too terrible from the drinking adventures. Or, maybe he just hadn't been drinking as much as the others, Swiss lost track of him pretty early in the night.

Still, he slides up to the drummer, purring as he presses into his personal space and carefully nuzzles up at his neck, mindful of his horns. "Mornin', Mounty~"

He's not surprised he only gets a sleepy pat on the head and easily steps out of the way so Mountain can rummage around for coffee. Despite still being… mostly still asleep, Mountain's dressed to go out. Still shuffling around without his shoes—Swiss prays he's building up enough static he can get Sodo shocked—but dressed in… oh.

"Mounty, did you, like… sleep in your clothes…?"

"Mnngh? Oh. Yeah, I got up to my room and just passed out. Sorry."

Swiss blinks at him, slowly; he glances back at Aether for input, only to find his attention completely on getting Sodo into a somewhat sociable mood. The smaller Ghoul is still tucked in on himself, but at least sitting up, legs pulled tight to his body, tail coiled around his legs, and occupying Aether's lap, while his attention is fixed intently on his mug of broth. Aether simply offers gentle skritches while he's trying to work tangles out of the long hair.

Not getting any help from either of them, he turns back to where Mountain's finally managed to pour himself coffee and is already look substantially better. Still mostly asleep but less dazed than he was a moment ago.

"Sorry for what?"

"Hmm? Oh, leaving early. I ducked out after like two drinks."

That definitely explains why he's looking better than most of the others did. But, Swiss just laughs and puts himself back in Mountain's personal space, tail swishing behind him in a content manner. "That's no reason to apologise. If you were tired, I'd rather you get some sleep, yeah? But if you did want to apologise…"

He's ridiculously pleased Mountain turns enough to give him a chaste, gentle kiss and a soft nuzzle that causes their horns to bump. Soft affection that Swiss insistently returns—a little bit more aggressively to show he still wants attention—until Mountain finally laughs and gives him a less chaste kiss. A kiss that lingers and Swiss sighs happily—between the gentle fragrance of nature that followed him around and the taste of coffee—and doesn't fuss when Mountain gives him one more nuzzle to say that's enough for the moment.

Doesn't fuss immediately—not until Mountain tries to pull away and Swiss realises his horn got hooked in his hair.

Swiss manages to catch Mountain's jacket before he stands up all the way, standing on his tiptoes with the slightest wince and nervous laugh, "Hang on, Mounty—lean back down."

He waves off the hasty apology with a relieved sigh as he's able to stand with both feet flat to the ground again and carefully reaches up to swat Mountain's hands away, "I got it, just hold still a minute..."

Eventually they'll learn. Even if kisses didn't end in the tiny pricks and nicks and clashing of horns, the nuzzling almost always ensured someone was getting stuck. Usually Mountain catching his horn in Swiss' hair. Especially when it was pulled back.

But, easy enough to work free and Mountain catches him with an arm around his waist before he stumbles backwards, even as Swiss simply laughs, "See? No harm done!"

"Sorry..."

"Mmmm... gimme one kiss and we'll call it even—"

"For Lucifer's sake, will you two go back to one of your rooms, we all know you're just doing this to get naked, Swiss!"

Swiss immediately throws a scowl towards the couch. Sodo's still on Aether's lap, but returns the look with a narrowed glare. Mountain's turning a few pretty shades darker from the sudden flush to his skin, as Aether nearly chokes on his drink, coughing and quickly setting the coffee aside before he spills it on himself or the Fire Ghoul.

"Sodo!"

"What, it's true."

Swiss hums and shrugs, "I mean he isn't wrong... soooo... my room—aw." He's not surprised Mountain quickly exits the room the same way he came in. "Damnit, Sodo... why'd you have to remind him you guys were here?""

He doesn't get an answer. Aether gets one hand over Sodo's mouth—ignores he's getting bitten after the initial wince—and simply carries Sodo out the opposite door before the two can dissolve into bickering. Swiss sighs and turns his attention to following Mountain and trying to figure out how to get this to work in his favour.

He doesn't have to go too far. Mountain's hanging a little bit down the corridor, still a pretty shade of flustered and Swiss' immediate desire is to tease him more for a darker flush. But, he pushes the urge down and just leans on the wall, probably an arm's length away, and just clears his throat a little bit.

"Sorry." It doesn't get an immediate response. Swiss almost assumes he should leave—he starts to, even… but gets stopped by Mountain's tail twining with his and giving him a gentle pull back.

There's another stretch of silence. Swiss isn't really used to not knowing what to say; but, Mountain fills in for him before he can think of anything.

"... One more kiss and we'll call it even?"

It's the only permission he needs. Their tails are still twined together when Swiss presses up against him, arms loose around Mountain's waist.

A sweeter kiss. Floral and light. Worth the small bit of embarrassment.

[raeygina-george]

Hii Raey! For the emoji ask game (the one I answered) Can I also give you the whole thing? :D [Only if you have the time tho!]

In that case...the whole thing - ones you you don't wanna answer <3

(Tag me in it btw :3)

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

a picture of a gravestone that says 'drowned in the pussy on it' with 'rip raey' shittily written under it. since i know you're so enamored with this lockscreen that you want to know my homescreen as well, it's the same image but hand drawn by my bestie

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

chocolate but honestly both!

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

uhhh..... some of my friends call me pookie or raeybae but other than that not really lol

🎵 Last song you listened to?

against the kitchen floor by will wood!

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

yes and i just foudn out fairly recently that someone made a tumblr acc based off of one of my fanfics. that was a wild day

😏 Are you on discord?

yass. username commanderofspicyfire if yall wanna chat!!

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

i have the basic ear piercings. i think it would be fun to have more but ive tried some of like the fake piercings & they don't really look that good on me + they're covered by my hair + you're not allowed to have piercings in when cheering so i'd have to get them all during the off season but there's not really enough Time for the piercings to heal before the season starts again </3

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

as gon said, if you want to get to know someone, find out what makes them angry!

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

uhhhh... probably like a caramel chocolate chip cookie.....

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

DOGS I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!!! i do like cats too but DOGS BIG FLUFFY DOGS PUPPIES HOLY SHIT !!!!!

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

headpohones yumy

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

i actually dont think that knowing how many calories is in a human tooth is weird but i can't think of anything else off of the top of my head soo. 36. but while fact checking my answer i came across a much weirder fact, which is that the average newborn human baby has 420,000 calories in it. well... blaze it baby......

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

both but im more of a morning person tbh. ignoring the fact that i can't get out of bed on time to save my life

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

in my bed so cozy and eepy

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

yass

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

stupid bitch (affectionate)

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

sweatpants

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

i dont really drink starbucks but on the very very rare occasion that i do, caramel frappucino

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

i don't have any of those, but my least favorite color just like by itself is definitely that desaturated yellowy green

☕ Coffee or tea?

tea!!!! i haven't had coffee in a while but it made me feel kinda sick

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

since uhh june 2022 i believe? so not that long in the grand scheme of things

🌴 Desert island item?

assuming this is the 'what would you bring if you were stranded on an island' question, i would bring the anime character saiki k for obvious reasons

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

most of the time i just dress comfy but on the rare occasion that i do dress up it's like. pastel lesbian schoolgirl on the side of goth OR malewife.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

[winry rockbell head in hands image] i dont know

💙 Relationship status?

i mean ignoring the fake polyamorous relationship my besties have suddenly created, single

🤎 What color is your hair?

brown lol

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

nope

💄 Do you wear makeup?

not usually? sometimes i will wear some eyeliner but im kinda eepy

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

i cant really think of the Best One because a lot of people have given me really really really nice compliments and i appreciate them all lots

💞 @ your favorite blog.

@gxlexii and of course all of my mutuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love yall!!!!

(also, just out of curiosity, does tumblr not give you a notification when someone answers your ask?)

[vikugnavikugna]

Tagge by @that-one-empty-skull

coke or pepsi? Nearly exclusively water, but I'll go Pepsi if there's a gun to my head

disney or dreamworks? Dreamworks

coffee or tea? The black sludge is a necessity, tea I drink for pleasure

books or movies? Books!!!

windows or mac? If the question was Windows or Linux I at least would have to consider it; as is, the choice is clear

dc or marvel? I LOVE BOTH!!!!!! My shelf has more DC omnis and tps by volume tho and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Superman, so ig DC

x-box or playstation? Steam Deck

dragon age or mass effect? Neither, thank you

night owl or early riser? I wake up at 6 am on a weekend

cards or chess? Cards, ig

chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

vans or converse? I don't wear shoes like these

Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? What.

fluff or angst? Both, angst-leaning

beach or forest? Beach

dogs or cats? I dream of cats, but wake up to a tiny ass annoyingly loud chorkie at the foot of my bed

clear skies or rain? Clear skies if I'm outside, rain when I'm inside, thank you

cooking or eating out? Eating out

spicy food or mild food? Spicy!

halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? Dziady! (Halloween)

would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Cold. I would just wear sweaters all the time

if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Shapeshifting to deal with my trans-ness would be nice, electricity manipulation if I wanted to minmax life tho

animation or live action? Animation

paragon or renegade? What.

baths or showers? Shower!

team cap or team ironman? I hate those fucking movies, but I love Cap in general. On a very basic level he's *basically* Marvel's Superman, after all (fundamentally a good person representing the simplistic idealism of a bygone era forced to operate a much more morally complex world - also, punches people)

fantasy or sci-fi? I was once a fantasy head but I read near exclusively hard sci-fi for like a year now so who even knows tbh

do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they? “Can a magician kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange./Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a magician might,” he admitted, “but a gentleman never could.” Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell “This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth.” Rhyth of War “Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of a manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.” Blindsight (READ BLINDSIGHT) I guess. It's all I could think of at the moment rather than all time concrete faves tho

youtube or netflix? Youtube

[REDACTED] What- What does that mean

when do you feel accomplished? Raking leaves :)

star wars or star trek? Dislike the former, didn't watch the latter

paperback books or hardcover books? I read epubs on my Pocketbook so when I buy books it's just to look good on my shelf - hardback

to live in a world without literature or without music? I could eventually get used to no music, but I cannot realistically go on without books

who was the last person to make you laugh? "Fist my bump". I just finished Project Hail May a few minutes ago, as of writing this. The author is an unfunny techbro but he has his moments

city or countryside? I live in a small ass village and I would love to move to a city

favorite chips? Lay's Oven Baked green thank you

pants or dresses? I WISH I could pull off a dress

libraries or museums? Museum!

character driven stories or plot driven stories? Character driven!

bookmarks or folding pages? Bookmarks!

Dream job? I cannot imagine a satisfying life under the capitalist system. I could be satisfied raking leaves and picking up trash for 8 hours a day, but we don't pay those people well! Make me do that but for a livable wage!

What gives you comfort? Blanket and no light and I'm set

what are some of your favorite song lyrics? "Lately I've taken to vacantly making repetitive movements/Mistakenly seen as improvements/Nearing perfection but wisely electing/To shun my reflection preferring instead shoe inspection/Cheese and chalk do not talk/But their eyes synchronize with a secret rhythm/Which is a way one could say that I love you for psychological reasons"

favorite ice cream flavor ever? Mint! Mint! Mint!

first fandom? Hard question! Akame ga Kill was the first thing I was super into but Yu Yu Hakusho was probably the first time I made fanart and interacted with ppl on the internet abt it. Worm is the first time I made digital art for smth and posted memes on the sub!

Your desert island band?

I'm scared of tagging people. Sorry if you hate this. Add new questions at the end if you follow up. @larky-lark @n0brainjustvibes @clarissa39 @heyitschartic

[fanficwriter284]

DOUBLE INTERVIEW!!

PERFECT IF YOURS IS A MULTIMUSE BLOG! PLEASE, DON'T REBLOG! REPOST INSTEAD, REPLACING OLD INFORMATION WITH YOUR MUSES'.

You only gotta pick two tho!!

SHALL WE BEGIN?

Chucky: Alright

Tiffany: Ok!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Chucky: Charles Lee Ray but don't fucking call me that. It's Chucky

Tiffany: Tiffany Delilah Ray!!

FAVORITE ANIMAL:

Chucky: Scorpions

Tiffany: Spiders! I miss my old tarantula

FAVORITE COLOR:

Chucky: Red

Tiffany: Blue and crimson

WHO DO YOU LOOK UP TO?

Chucky: Myself ain't nobody better than me

Tiffany: I Love Martha Stewart!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EACH OTHER?

Chucky: Tiff? Well, I married her. Didn't I!

Tiffany: Asshole. Chucky can be an ass, but I love him for it.

WHAT DO YOU ADMIRE ABOUT THE OTHER?

Chucky: How she's able to put up with all my bull shit. I still don't know how she does it.

Tiffany: How never backs down from a fight. Can be a pain in the ass to deal with though

HAVE YOU EVER DRANK UNTIL YOU FELT SICK?

Chucky: You tell me. Course I have. And I never hear the end of it from Tiffany

Tiffany: Yeah, cuz I deal with his ass all the time.

YOU LIKE YOURSELF? BE HONEST.

Chucky: Who wouldn't love me?

Tiffany: Course I do!

FAVORITE FOOD:

Chucky: Swedish meatballs!!!! I'll take a steak every now and then. I like it bloody.

Tiffany: Hm, honestly. I'll eat anything. Chicken's good!

COFFEE OR TEA?

Chucky: I have two kids and a needy wife. Coffee

Tiffany: Asshole....I'll drink a bit of both. But I mainly drink tea. It calms the nerves.

FAVORITE CARTOON:

Chucky: I watched a lot of Tom and Jerry growing up.

Tiffany: Hm, I don't know. I liked Tom and Jerry too.

LAST TIME YOU CRIED:

Chucky: Do I look like I cry? And even if I did you really think I'll admit to that shit.

Tiffany: Yesterday. We watched the Titanic

Chucky: She's an emotional trainwreck.

PIZZA OR SUSHI?

Chucky: Pizza. I HATE FISH! It doesn't help Tiffany, Glen, and Glenda love it. Every time we go to a Sushi place, I just eat the damn rice.

Tiffany: Sushi!!!!

DO YOU REGRET SOMETHING?

Chucky: Yeah sure, marrying this bitch.

Tiffany: Sweetface, I live life with no regrets. OH IS THAT SO!

Chucky: Relax, I'm just messing with ya

HAVE YOU EVER WALKED ON HIGH HEELS?

Chucky: Yes, Tiffany made me. It hurt like hell.

Tiffany: I'm wearing heels right now!

FAVORITE BODY PART:

Chucky: What kind of question is that? Uh shit. I don't know. My earlobes?

Tiffany: What?

Chucky: Look at them! Feel how soft and smooth they are!!! And they're the only part of me with no scars!

Tiffany: Whatever, My nails!

Chucky: Thats not a body part dumbass

Tiffany: Shut up. You said your damn earlobes!

Chucky: Yeah, that's a part of me!

Tiffany: Fine, my lips

LEAST FAVORITE BODY PART:

Chucky: My eyes

Tiffany: My nose

DRUGS?

Chucky: Sometimes

Tiffany: Rarely

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR FANS?

Chucky: Hi? I guess? And don't forget to use Condoms!

Tiffany: Love you all!!!!

I'll tag @asktherays!!

[cupcakes-and-pain]

🍰 🍵 🕯

🍰 - If you were baking a cake to describe yourself what ingredients are you using?

Can I do cupcakes instead? :D No? Okay just asking haha

Hmm. I think it’s sweet, but it does have a bit of a bite underneath it. So maybe cocoa powder and coffee as main ingredients. There’s sugar, of course, but not quite enough to mask those tastes. But the bitter tannins make the cake stronger, you know? This is a cake that will do no harm, but take no shit, or at least it tries.

I’d have buttercream icing, because it feels right. But only only the top, not the sides. We don’t need to hide what’s going on inside the cake, let it show. Gold leafing decoration, because I like to be ~fancy~ when I can.

And maybe some raspberries on top. I hated them as a kid for some reason, but as I’ve grown, I realized it’s not their fault. Raspberries can be delight and really good. I just had to give them a chance.

☕️ - Plan a tea party! What will you be serving and who are you choosing as guests?

I think you meant this one? Because there’s no green tea in the ask game

Anyway! Little known fact about me but I LOVE tea parties. There’s a Christmas tea party in my area and I attend it every year. Besides that, I try to organize tea parties when I can, but it’s not always easy.

Because of this fact, I already know what I like to do for tea parties. I usually provide water when guests first arrive, then tea once everyone is there and seated. They can have as much tea as they want throughout the course of the party (I once had a guest drink 22 cups of tea. Considering her cup size, that was an absurd amount of tea. But it’s her choice and I respected it) and I provide a vast variety of flavors. I usually stick with the popular ones: chamomile, peppermint, green, black, chai, and then usually throw some fun ones in. My most recently hosted party had sour cherry, a personal favorite, and peach.

For food, I like to have three to four courses. They’re mostly desserts. I typically start with a scone and some butter and jam. Then there’s these really good tuna and grape sandwiches that I stole the recipe from the annual Christmas tea party. Sometimes I’ll serve soup. But I really like to end of with these absolutely incredible sour fruit tarts. They are SO good, and always a hit with guests.

I could go on way longer with how I’d decorate, but this answer is already long enough lol

As for guest list, I’ll probably invite my friends, people close to me, and the such. If I could have my dream invite list with anyone in history, I’d love to have tea with William Dorsey Swann and Marsha P. Johnson. They seem like they’d be fun to hang out with, just once. I’d probably die from excitement and the fear I’m going to mess up, tho. Maybe Jane Austen too. Just to talk to her.

🕯️- What are your secret dreams and hopes?

I want to have a family one day. I really like kids, and it’d be nice have some of my own and to see them grow up. My sister is going to off to college soon and it’s making me think about what it’s be like to be in my parents position.

Beyond that, I’d like to publish books and then get one or two fan interactions. That just seems like it’d be fun. I don’t want to be famous. I want to be a reclusive author who few know about and it’s like their in a secret book club. One sees me on the street once, and they stop and ask if it’s really me. They happen to have one of my books in their bag, and they beg to get it autographed. And then I say something wise or something and disappear. I want to be a legend but only to a small group of people. I want to be mysterious.

[himeren]

Thank you for tagging me, @imextremelynice! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Favorite color: turquoise (shade that goes towards cyan like my pfp :D) and red

Currently reading: I just finished/caught up to Chainsawman, and I'm thinking of catching up to "My divorced crybaby neighbor"; if manga counts. I haven't read a proper book since high school （；´д｀）ゞ

Last song: Anthropophobia apparently, is what my youtube is telling me. Coping with bittersweet vocaloid songs

Last Movie: I rewatched the old Addams Family movies in the summer last year

Last Series: Wednesday on Netflix; mostly watched it cause my coworkers praised it to hell and i got curious, i didn't want to really watch it since, i was cringing throughout the first episode and i couldn't watch it properly, but they kept telling me it gets interesting later; I was severely unimpressed (probably cause i knew i wouldn't like it, but i tried it for my coworkers T_T). I loved the principal in that series tho; at least she was based.

Currently craving: Tacobell fries... bro we JUST got tacobell in my city and they stopped delivering in December right when i was craving it, so I've been craving it ever since. (i will NOT go and take it myself, its inside a very popular mall and its always crowded)

Currently working on: I haven't had a project in awhile, but i can say what i last worked on; it was kinktober with mine and my friends OCs (only managed 4 days (´。＿。｀) )

Tea or coffee??: Hm.. neither ill be honest, they're both just flavored water for me so i cannot really drink them unless i just put a lot of sugar (probably more than typically in a soda), which defeats the purpose of the drink.

I'll tag the latest mutuals in my notifications (except the lovely mutual which tagged me), I'm sorry if you hate these feel free to ignore! @rakxasha @heretekadept @innocencelives @icebats @xayreah

[warofchanges]

☕ How do you take your coffee or tea? If you drink neither, what is your morning beverage? 😖 Which is your least favorite chore to do around the house? 💘 Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Who was your first? Who is it now presently? 🌱 Do you believe people can change? ⌚ What is a reasonable amount of time to wait on an RP reply via Discord, tumblr, etc? ⚠️ Are you cautious about who you RP with or do you just dive right in and see where it takes you?

☕ How do you take your coffee or tea? If you drink neither, what is your morning beverage?

My morning ritual is a mug equivalent to three large cups of coffee, with a little spoon of sugar and a bit of milk. I like black coffee too tho coffee addicted in general

😖 Which is your least favorite chore to do around the house?

Cleaning the floor. And I live in a small open-space apartment, so you might say 'c'mon Ika, it takes you 15 minutes'- nah, still lazy as fuck lmao

💘 Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Who was your first? Who is it now presently?

Goooood question, nnnnh... Rei from Beyblade I guess? It's the first name I came up with haha, I think I was... 7? 8? XD

Now─ I don't think I have a fictional crush, probably because my current crush is a musician lol

🌱 Do you believe people can change?

Yes, we change all the time. I believe that even in the future moment, you won't be any more like your past self of ten minutes ago ─ anything may happen to let you change your perspective, mature, or step back to your ideals. It's the natural cycle of life and we're part of it. Or so I think.

Nonetheless... I still find it hard to forgive someone even if they prove me to have changed. Unfortunately, pain is harsh to wash away.

⌚ What is a reasonable amount of time to wait on an RP reply via Discord, tumblr, etc?

As much as you feel like it <3

⚠️ Are you cautious about who you RP with or do you just dive right in and see where it takes you?

Yes and no. I'm generally an easy-going person, I love roleplaying with everyone and I am really thankful for the amazing people I had the opportunity to meet in each fandom I was in <3

Unfortunately, I still feel the weight of past drama in the first fandom I was in and I tend to be wary if I see someone acting like those who made me see hell once─ and being an introvert doesn't help at all, I am just so bad at reaching out in general eh─

[sl0wdiver]

footballers as flatmates/roommates headcanon

(imagining them as people with normal jobs + lives btw)

aaron ramsdale - domestic goddess, aggressive style. almost too happy to be cleaning. sets out a fucking cleaning rota for gods sake. drives everyone a bit nuts but whenever you have friends over they always say how nice your house is. has literally the loudest phone calls ever.

kieran tierney - quite content to watch netflix all evening every day of the week. always drinking vodka cokes at pres/party nights. folds his clothes as soon as they’re dry cause he knows his mum would give him a bollocking otherwise. attempts to cook - it sometimes works out. if in doubt, chicken nuggets at least 3 days a week.

michail antonio - house daddy. that man has that kitchen on lockdown. he goes in and comes out with the most insanely good food every single damn time. a complete hoot on nights out. rips the living piss out of everyone but life without him just wouldn’t be right.

ruben dias - quite possibly the most sensible flatmate to live with. amazingly consistent sleep schedule. always asks the group chat ahead of time if he can bring a date over. he is gymming/toning/working out about 23 hours a day mind you. at least he plays his workout music through his headphones.

jarrod bowen - the most reliable housemate ever. bills always paid on time. always down for a late night trip to big tesco. will play playstation with you until 4am. one word answers to anything in the house groupchat - “haha”, “lol”, “yeah”. but, will have the best dmcs with you in the garden when there’s a party.

mason mount - loves it when something breaks cause it means he gets to fix something. cooking skills are hardly world class michelin star restaurant level but he pulls out something every so often that surprises you. always planning what the flat is doing friday and saturday night. 

declan rice - believes the antibac wipe can do anything. tells you about all the great discounts he found at wilko today when you get off work. gets waaaay too into the film on flat movie night and cries. hogs the telly whenever there's a golf tournament on. always tries to get a dancefloor going whenever there’s a house party.

martin ødegaard - friendliest face in the house. his room is a marvel of scandi couture. he pretends it's minimalism but it's just ikea's posh range (and that's no bad thing). everyone thinks he's chill cause he likes reading and coffee paraphernalia but he hides a dark secret of playing THE WORST music at houseparties. hugging a cushion/blanket/djungleskog/himself throughout flat movie night.

tammy abraham - interior decor off the scales. the flat is literally glowing with his presence. the throws in the lounge are gorgeous. will defo have the loudest conversation with your flatmates right when you’re just tryna sleep but it’s all worth it. gets the tunes on as soon as he knows everyone is up.

harry kane - definitely in charge of all the bills. whenever he’s on the phone it’s usually because he’s chasing up some utilities company. this man is a provider. he cooks for everyone. wants everyone to be home for tea at the same time so “we can chat and catch up”. 

ben chilwell - has the nicest candle collection of anyone in the flat. loves a good houseplant. his dog is the glue that holds the flat together. interior decor choices are questionable but it’s passable. takes his meetings in literally every room whenever he’s working from home.

jadon sancho - panics over any house maintenance or any time he has to set the heating. “nah i can’t get it to work i’ve got no idea” he says to the thermostat. his vibe is always super chill tho, always has his door open and is never in the shower for too long. 

kai havertz - if he hasn't already got a house pet, he's strategising how to get one. rarely seen without a hoodie on. definitely rocking the flat's best comfy clothes collection. keeps to himself mainly but at least he doesn't cause any flat drama.

kostas tsimikas - i'm literally not even sure the boy knows how to clean. sleeps in til 2pm and never tells you his plans. will be out of the house for 36 hours and never answers his phone. the greek food he cooks tho? to die for. always ensures there is yoghurt in the fridge.

jack grealish - an unhinged experience. 35 minutes of hair drying everytime he has a shower, which in turn are the longest showers you’ve ever seen someone have. will cook the most astonishingly messy meal and ruin all the pans. secretly quite organised and always gets to work on time.

[wrenqueenisboss]

c!Feral Boys react - gn!reader losing a family member

warnings: angsty, talk of death, crying, grief a/n: some are c! and others are cc! - some are unspecified, can be romantic or platonic characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl, Quackity, and a bonus Wilbur and Techno!

~-~-~-~-~-

Dream:

when you came to Dream's house barely holding back tears, he knew something was automatically wrong

he sat you down and asked if you wanted to talk about it

you said no and he nodded, just pulling you into a warm and comforting hug

he wouldn't mind at all if your cried on his shoulder

he just wants you to be okay, but understands if you won't be for a while

it's okay to grieve

when you finally decide to talk, he sits there and listens patiently

if you're okay with it, he has his hand resting on either your shoulder or your knee to make you feel grounded

he'll stay up as late as necessary to help you, but he'll want to make you sleep just to keep you healthy

this man will not let you neglect self-care

he will make sure you keep eating, and drinking water, and going outside, and just generally doing what you need to

George:

George may have a more difficult time verbally expressing his emotions - or processing other's emotions - but that doesn't mean he isn't ready and able to comfort you

he'll sit you down on the couch and grab you a blanket

he'd make some comforting tea (or warm water w/ lemon) and a hug

George would most likely comfort you silently

he'd listen attentively as you let it out, but he wouldn't offer much response or advice, but you know he's listening

he'd most likely just give you a hug (and/or a kiss), nudge food in your direction, cuddle you even more lovingly than normal, give you subtle gifts

if you ever sent him a text or called him saying you needed to talk...

this man would drop everything just to listen to you and comfort you

Sapnap:

sapnap is one of the most comforting people

he'd hug you close as soon as he saw you

whispering reassuring words in his comforting soft voice, you felt safe and secure

I think that sapnap would use more of a distraction method; he would still be a good listener when you were ranting and/or crying, but just wants to make you laugh

takes you to get ice cream

watches a funny movie on the couch with u

cuddles (lots of cuddles)

c!Karl:

wishes he could go back in time and change things; he actually asks you if you want that to happen

but you say no because of the risk the Karl could lose his memory

"I don't need to lose another I care about" you say

he gifts you some of his sweaters to wear

never leaves your side

always ready to give cuddles and/or just listen to what you have to say

totally bakes you cupcakes

c!Quackity:

when he hears what happens, Quackity literally leaves the casino to come find you

the second he sees you, you're gonna need to expect him to drag you back to his house

"I need to make sure you're okay," is what he says in response to your protests

he shuts down Las Nevadas for two days (or he just leaves) to spend time with you

definitely tries to cheer you up with jokes

walks throughout the city

plays the casino games with you (not actually gambling tho)

he can be serious and just listen if necessary

cc!Wilbur:

as soon as you tell him over the phone, he rushes over to your house (you live in Brighton for this)

the second you open the door, you are being practically suffocated in a hug by a kind 6' 5" man

you cry into his chest and he just hugs tighter

knowing that you want the distraction, he takes you on at least three dates in a row around Brighton

bookstore + coffee shop date (ofc)

park date (aesthetic)

records shop to find a bunch of songs to add to your guys' relationship collection

he would also be an amazing listener

would make sure you take care of yourself

c!Techno:

we all know that the Blood God isn't great with emotions, but I know for a fact that he'd be willing to try for your sake

the second he saw you crying, the voices would think that someone hurt you

when you tell him what actually happened, the voices - and him - go completely silent

he is an excellent listener, though

he's the perfect person to vent to

never judges you if your voice wavers or if you start crying or if you just need a hug

he'll gladly wrap his arms around you (I think he really likes hugs, guys)

you guys would sit in front of the fire and he'd braid your hair (if it's long enough)

he'd share greek mythology stories, subtly changing the story so you were the strong protagonist

I also think that he has a really soothing soft voice that he'd use to calm you down if you ever went into a panic attack because of your crying

would 100% make sure you took care of yourself constantly

he'd also leave little gifts of rings made of piglin gold to cheer you up

cuddle sessions with The Blade *chefs kiss*