#kitchen chaos

[seungsluvv]

~Kitchen Chaos~

lee! Seungmin, ler! Hyunjin (a bit of ler! Hyunjin too)

Seungmin and Hyunjin were in the kitchen helping felix make his amazing and delicious brownies. Cookracha were also recording a vlive, which meant they showed stay every step of how to make Felix’s special. Felix knew what he was doing and so did Hyunjin, but seungmin had no clue where to start.

“Hyung, where do I start?” Seungmin gave Hyunjin the puppy dog eyes because he really wanted to help. Felix gave him some instructions:

115g melted unsalted butter

30g coco power

100g brown sugar

100g caster sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

1 tsp espresso

2 eggs

The puppy looked completely stunned by the list if instructions he had to follow in order to create a batch of the brownies. He started by weighing out all the ingredients from the recipe using a weighing scale and measuring spoons. “I hope I’m doing this right, I don’t want to mess up” the puppy thought to himself as he struggled. But to his dismay, he got half of the measurements wrong from the recipe felix gave him. What was he going to do now? He couldn’t just throw away all the ingredients, it would be a waste

“How’s it going? You seem to be okay, right?” Hyunjin laughed sarcastically as he put his arm around the vocalists shoulder who was trying to concentrate on trying to cover up the mistake he made. “can I see what you’ve done?” He tried to grab ahold of the bowl but Seungmin’s hands caught his wrists.

“Wait! It’s…uhm…not finished yet!” the puppy thought of an excuse as he yelped to his hyung. Hyunjin knew that his member had accidentally messed up the recipe but he played it off cool and pretended he didn’t suspect a thing. He tried to get himself out of Minnie’s firm grip but he was too strong. Seungmin knew what he was trying to do so he started to poke and jab his sides.

“Hehehey, lehehet gohohoho!” Hyunjin wailed as seungmin kept continuing to poke him. The vocalist stopped and trotted over to the sofa in a bit of a mood. His hyun followed him and the next second, Hyunjin had him pinned on the sofa with his hands above his head.

“wait! plehehehease don’t!” he cried as Hyunjin started to tease him with air tickling him. “I’ll doho anythihing~” the puppy giggled nervously because he didn’t want to think about being tickled

His hyung laughed “Are you going to tell me what happened? Or am I just going to tickle it out of you?” he jolted his fingers into his collarbones and Minnie tried to hold in his laugh

“mhmhmhmhmhmmhm” he giggled as he felt the ticklish sensations all over his sides. Felix laughed and observed from the kitchen as he carried on cooking. Jinnie started to get bored of seungmin holding in his laugh.

“what if I do this?” the vocalist knew what was coming next; it was one of hyunjins tactics to make his members tell him anything. He started massage his under arms, because that’s where one of his weak spot are (like some of the members: Minho, felix, han) he began to slowly move his finger in the puppies axillary and it was enough to make him laugh out loud.

“YAHAHAHAHA, PLEHEHEHEASE STOHOHOHOHP, YOUR SOHOHOH MEAN” the puppy s reached at the top of his lungs but Hyunjin wasn’t having it. Who dares to call him mean? Of course it’s going to be seungmin. He jammed his fingers all over his stomach and laughed along with Minnie.

“This is what you get for calling your hyung mean, you would never do it again Minnie, should you?” He hated being teased, especially if it was being teased by Hyunjin because he over exaggerates everything. “Just one more place and I should be done!” He smirked at him and Seungmin’s eyes were fixed in his hands.

Jinnie went to his worst spot: his sides. He attacked the sides of the younger and it was more than enough to drive him insane - he arched his back and threw his head back onto his hyungs lap, trying to get out of this tickly mess. He managed to set his arms free and he sat on top of Jinnie’s waist.

“WAIT- THATS NOHOT FAIR, FELIX HELP ME PLEASE!” felix watched from a distance because he didn’t want to get involved with the tickling, still knowing Hyunjin would get his revenge in him for sure later. The puppy started to drill his fingers into the older’s sides as revenge for what he did to him earlier. “NAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHA~”

“Your so cute!” he laughed but couldn’t continue because he was still weak from before, instead he got off him and he hugged Hyunjin.

ahhhhhh 😭 this one is like one of my fav fics I’ve dine since far now 😍😍😭

[zalpacka]

Drew a thing

Moral of the story, don't let Mepad cook.

[nymphaeya]

ok, i've only had time to watch half of the plate up stream so far, but the dynamics are amazingly chaotic and i'm willing to bet it'll just get worse as they go on lol

[erin-epica]

Unikitty's S&P notes, as posted by Careen Ingle:

(Those First Flight boards will be posted via reblog)

[cleverclovers]

added rose milk tea and chocolate powder to oatmeal with a touch of sugar. Pray for me as i venture into testing this abomination.

[thecupidwitch]

Herb's Properties

Basil:  money, luck, prosperity, happiness

Bay Leaf: energy, cleansing, can be charged with almost any intention

Camomile: Caring, kindness, luck, growth, self-love growth, confidence, avoiding negativity, happiness

Cinnamon: passion, quick success, fire magick

Chia seeds: Growth, health, kindness, Property

Chilli flakes:  Pride, confidence, power, strength, Passion

Cumin: Courage, bravery, protection, loyalty

Dandelion: wishes, charisma, success, good luck

Dill: sexual love, luck, protection

Eucalyptus: cleansing, healing, purifying, relaxing, comfort

Fennel:  hate, anger

Flax seeds: Prosperity, growth, new beginnings

Ginger: fiery passion, success, and personal power

Jasmine: love, dreams, sensuality, luxury and kindness

Lavender: love and attraction, purification, relaxation, restful sleep

Nutmeg: luck, Health, Fidelity, Love, Prosperity, comfort, loyalty

Oregano:  comfort, love, warmth

Paprika:  Pride, confidence, power, strength

Parsley: Cleansing. purification

Peppermint: healing, purification, love and energy, cleansing, prosperity

Poppy seeds: protection, intuition, self-assurance, hexing and cursing

Rose: love, beauty, harmony, romance, attraction

Rosemary: cleansing, purification, wisdom, protection

Sesame seeds: Prosperity, growth, health, nurturing

Spearmint: love, cleansing, renewal, blessing

Sunflower seeds: happiness, growth, joy

Thyme: beauty, strength, courage

Turmeric: confidence, creativity, energy

Vanilla: love and sexuality

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[hypewinter]

After Danny exposed Vlad and his corrupt dealings, the older halfa got the last laugh by getting his blacklists from all engineering jobs. Desperate for a job Danny ends up applying for a personal assistant position and he actually gets it. It only takes him a week to see how detached Bruce Wayne is from his own company. AND he has his 16 year old son running it as CEO!? No way is he letting that slide.

[emo-altdemon]

🔮🕯🌙🌿

[swampxwitchxhattie]

[lyselkatzfandomluvs]

Wang ZhuóChéng 汪卓成

Random pictures I like, just because!

[attichaos]

Colour Magick Correspondences & Ideas

*longer read*

Pretty easily applied for both beginner, closet and experienced practitioners alike! Can be used in most areas of mundane and magickal life (with some ideas listed below).

White

→ Cleansing, clarity, blessing, healing, innocence, truth, connection to spirits or the spiritual world, divine connection, consecration, dream work, psychic connection, purity, rest, moon magic, angelic work, devotion, harmony, prayer, peace, purification, universal truths. White can also be used as an all-purpose color for your intention when the color you want is not available.

Black

→ Banishing, transformation, uncrossing, endings, domination, protection, reversing, repulsion, freedom from evil, cursing, cloaking, sophistication, security, emotional safety, closure, breaking patterns, grief, mourning, absorbing, removing, trapping, encasing, the unconscious, mystery, shielding from the evil eye, *similarly to white - as black is an absence of colour it can be used for any colour if you don’t have them available* - personal opinion

Red

→ Passionate love, energy, action, attraction, sexuality, magnetism, will, force, anger, fire within, courage, warmth, lust, drive, pleasure, vitality, vigor, excitement, desire.

Orange

→ New opportunities, new ventures, new beginnings, change of plans, encouragement, opening the way, removing blocks, physical comfort, warmth, security, ambition, creativity, courage, optimism.

Yellow

-> Optimism, prosperity, happiness, good luck, attraction, success, confidence, visibility, fame, self-esteem, communication, concentration, focus, inspiration, intellect, logic, memory, knowledge, learning.

Green

→ Prosperity, abundance, wealth, generosity, money luck, career, growth, fertility, gambling luck, business, a good job, harmony, balance, healing, self-love, altruism, universal love, contact with fae and nature spirits.

Blue

→ Reconciliation, harmony, peace, kindness, healing, ideas, intelligence, wisdom, loyalty, sleep, meditation, communication, creativity, dream work, trust, blessings, calm, forgiveness, truth, bliss, inspiration, fidelity, honesty.

Purple

→ Healing, calming, tranquility, spirituality, meditation, pacification, cooperation, sensitivity, compassion, empathy, selflessness, empowerment, controlling, commanding, mastery, power, ambition, achievement, charisma, luxury, expansion, psychic ability, spirituality, authenticity, truth, transformation, insight, justice, wisdom, politics, divination, ESP, intuition, wishes, influence.

Pink

→ Romantic love, friendship, soul mates, sweet feelings, emotional healing, heart connection, affection, family love, admiration, physical tranquility, nurturing, warmth, youthfulness, healing grief, compassion, forgiveness, beauty, unconditional love.

Brown

→ Justice, balance, grounding, court cases, legal matters, being down-to-earth, practical matters, seriousness, reliability, support, stability, safety, earth, nature, animals, home, nostalgia, basic needs being met, balance.

Grey

→ Neutrality, neutralizing, invisibility, working in “gray areas,” anonymity, hiding from others, working in-between worlds, secrets, occult and arcane wisdom, reversing, uncovering mysteries and secrets, lifting curses, undoing prior spell work.

Silver

→ Dreams, intuition, psychic work, courtesy, honor, moon magic, rhythm, cycles, divination, illusions, glamour spells, wisdom.

Gold

→ Prosperity, fame, luxury, generosity, optimism, wisdom, enlightenment, victory, sun magic, confidence, life force, power, attraction, magnetism, vigor, charisma.

*highly recommend Madame Pamita’s Book of Candle Magic - covers colour magic especially in relation to spell work with candles.

Ideas

→ candle magick

→ glamour magick - also wearing/makeup using a colour which corresponds to the property you desire (good for closet witches)

→ sigil magick

→ craft magick

→ kitchen witchery - eg. Putting a specific colour food dye in a cake or drink etc

(Essentially anything you want!)

Merry meet,

Atti <3

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 756

Agatha: *gardening in the backyard* “My irises are about to start blooming!”

Y/N: “They’re looking great, you’ve really been on-top of weeding this spring!”

Agatha: “Not to point fingers, but I’ve always been a talented gardener. In Westview, my garden looked better than the toaster ever made his…”

Wanda: *sprays her with the hose*

Agatha: “AHHH WHY!?”

Wanda: “Don’t call him a toaster”

Agatha: “Why? The microwave is gone!”

Wanda: “BAD AGATHA” *sprays again*

Agatha: “I’M NOT A CAT”

[tangosyourtek]

JIMMY AND ZEDAPH WILL FINALLY INTERACT, NO ONE TALK TO ME !!

[esoteric-chaos]

Esoteric Chaos Masterpost - Online Grimoire

Need help finding all of my personal posts on my blog? Look no further! Here is everything collected in one place for you.

If a link is not working please let me know and I'll fix it immediately. If you do not see a link and it's just text* those are upcoming posts scheduled.

Spiritual Hygiene and Beginner Work - The foundations of witchcraft and spiritual upkeep

Grounding and Centering - How-Tos and Methods

Cleansing - The How-Tos and Methods

Banishing - The How-Tos and Methods

Protection - The How-Tos and Methods

Warding - The How-Tos and Methods

Low Energy Practices - Spoonie Edition*

Basics in Witchcraft - The basics of witchcrafting

Intention

Visualization

Energy Manipulation*

Safety in Witchcraft

Spell Crafting Basics - The basics of spellcrafting

"How do I create a spell? Spell reversals?"*

"What is casting a circle? Do I need to?"*

"How do I Power my Spells?"*

"Planetary Timing? What’s that?"*

"My Spell Backfired! Help!"*

"I Think I Was Cursed. What Do I Do?"*

Wheel of the Year Masterpost - Spoonie Witch-Friendly

Intermediate/Advanced Witchcraft - Types of more advanced practice

What is Intermediate and Advanced Witchcraft?*

What is Energy Work?*

Divination*

Cursing, Hexing and Jinxing*

What is Ancestor Work? Breaking it down and how to start + extra

Types of Magic - Different categories of witchcraft

Lunar magic*

Glamour magic*

Hearth magic*

Chaos Magic*

Energy Healing 101

Kitchen Witchcraft - Infused Cooking Oils, Dinner Recipes, Baking, Tea Blends, Syrups, Etc

Kitchen Witchcraft Masterpost

Herbalism - Herbal Education, Recipes

Herbalism Masterpost

Spells - Spells, Pop Culture Spells, Sigils, Spell Oils, Spell Powders

Spells Masterpost

Spoonie Witchcraft

Low Energy Witchcraft - Chronic Fatigue Edition

Disability-Friendly Prosperity Magic

Tips and Tricks

Low Energy Cleansing Tip

Extra’s - Any extra reading material on different topics

Sustainability and Witchcraft*

Endangered and Threatened Plants and Resins*

UPDATED: 4/06/24

[thecupidwitch]

Common Witchy Terms

Athame

A ceremonial knife, typically black handled with a double-edged blade. You use it to inscribe your candles or to cast a circle around the altar before commencing a spell.

Altar

A place where you do rituals or spells. It is often a special table or shelf where your ritual tools are kept.

Amulet

Is an object that is carried or worn on a person or placed in a location in order to draw specific energy or luck toward that person or location.

Book of Shadow

A Book of Shadows is a Witch's journal. It contains notes on experiments, information they picked up along the way, spells, recipes, correspondences, chants, traditions and more.

Coven

A coven is a community of witches who gather regularly for religious and/or social occasion.

Divination

Divination is the metaphysical work of finding the truth of an issue by using symbols and objects to interpret messages from the the collective unconscious or from communication with spirit beings.

Evoke

To call or summon a spirit or entity or deity.

Familiar

A familiar is a magic-user's spiritual helper manifest in animal form.

Grimoire

Is a magical manual or a magician's instruction book. It is much more formal than a Book of Shadows.

Hex

It refer to an unfriendly spell meant to bring about mischief.

Invoke

to summon or draw a spirit being into your own body. This is usually done to encourage communication between the spirit world and the material world.

Sachet

A small bag of herbs, crystals, or other objects that is meant to bring about a desired effect; essentially acts as a charm.

Ward

A protective barrier may be maintained by a spell, a talisman, a symbol or some other physical or energy object.

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[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: You don’t need to complain about my murder attempt when you’re reviewing a FUCKING CANDLE.

Mind [making no attempt to hide his giggling]: No, I think he does actually.