#like bitch wtf

[graveyarrdshift]

[idollete]

oiiii, besties!!! queria compartilhar minha felicidade do dia: fui na bienal e comprei três livrinhos e um chaveiro de hello kitty 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 minha mãe disse que eu tenho vinte anos com a cabeça de cinco mas ela não entende que i'm just a girl afeeeer 🎀💋🍰💌🐇🌷 plus que eu tô me sentindo a mais mais de tão bonitinha que tô hoje tipo eu me beijaria ? e um gostosinho curtiu minha foto no story awn own ele tem o antebraço fechado de tatuagem awn own a vida é bela demaaaaaaaaaaais

[msshadowqueen]

This post is for Elriels AND Gwynriels: Stop trying to hand Lucien's plotlines to Azriel. Please and thank you.

[greetings-inferiors]

Yesterday I was at a barbecue and some people were talking about like ex girlfriends that were “crazy” but “worth it”, and one of them went “she was an absolute psycho but I mean look at her it was worth it” and showed a picture of just a woman and I looked at the others and they were all like “hell yeah” and I’ve never felt so sure of my asexuality lmao

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

when the person only you stood up for turns against you <<<<<<<<

[heavybreathingswift]

idc what surprise song she plays or mashes up JUST DONT PLAY MARYS SONG WITHOUT ME TAYLOR!

[derkillerfisch]

kity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dumbass-smolgayitalian]

So I started watching queens gambit and 2 episodes in i remembered that my highschool lit teacher once said the main character reminded her of me. And i don't know if i should take that as a compliment or an insult, like what are you trying to do call me traumatized and autistic... like you right but god damn-

[tediousmalcontentt]

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

[exbeaut]

there is a pimple on my forehead that is literally giving me a headache

[yuutaguro]

architecture student or shrimp 🦐

[day 5 - college au]

[kitamars]

hhhnhhghgjjghgugujgutuutghn piskin……..

[falafels]

pt.58!! <pt.57 pt.59>

would like to iterate that andrew CANNOT change a tyre he’s just chilling under the car so people leave him alone and maybe it crushes him. sometimes one of the cats follows and just watches him do this

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[cynicallyneutral]

Day 1: Soulmates

[mrmanbat]

What if Tim had a teacher who was so concerned for this kid bc Tim skips all the time and keeps showing up with bruises (from being Robin)?

Like Tim’s just trying to make sure Batman isn’t gonna off himself or anyone else- he doesn’t need Mr fucking Ross trying to get him to ‘talk about his home life’ after class.

And poor Mr Ross is just trying to make sure this kid isn’t abused and simultaneously trying his hardest to make sure Tim doesn’t get held back??

[nus4y]

little itty bitty babies