#maybe with some spices and shit

[shriekthemighty]

I want to be the type of person with a Signature Scent so bad, but finding scents I like is shockingly difficult, especially when buying online. Unless a scent is the most basic thing imaginable (ie. the free sample I got that was just called Strawberry. It smells like artificial strawberries.) then there is a 98% chance it smells nothing like the description.

And I know that scents change when you wear them, but that shit costs money! If I already have a high chance of not liking the actual smell of a scent, despite liking all of the things it claims to smell like, and then I have to factor in the possibility of liking it in the bottle, but not on my skin, then how am I supposed to find a scent I actually want to wear without spending hundreds of dollars?

Is there some sort of secret code to deciphering what a scent is described as versus what it will actually smell like once you receive it? I am aware of the concept of top, bottom, and middle notes but like, for example, I recently bought Attempted Murder and Captain Moonlite from Sucreabeille. Both of them mention smoke and wood in their scent notes. I haven't worn either of them yet, but neither of them smell even remotely like smoke or wood just from sniffing them. Attempted Murder smells strongly of cornchips/feet, which is a problem I've had with a few Sucreabeille scents.

Why do they not smell like what they say they will? I just want to smell like a tree. :(

[highlifeboat]

Shitpost but also if I had to choose between Miranda and Saddler the Village from RE8 would need a new Goddess.

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

someone in the makeup department playing "how much bigger can I make Daryl's scar each episode until someone notices"

[castielafflicted]

soup time soon

[moregraceful]

kasper what’s the best kind of donut

I tried to put my brain into answering this but really had to just answer with my heart: old fashioned, glazed. it never misses. pull off the outside ring piece by piece and then eat the middle ring. it's like two donuts in one. also cake donut > the other kind of donut. yes this is a milquetoast answer but it's truly what it is in my heart. old-fashioned donut: It's basically the perfect donut, to me.

[notthatalex]

I'm always spreading my agenda. Always on the grindset

Some more thoughts in the tags if you want to hear me ramble for way too long about smosh games content

[cherrydott]

Not wealthy enough for the Mid Life Crisis and also life is unpredictable so I will be having an ongoing crisis

[fefairys]

the more i think about it the more angry i am getting over how much potential high guardian spice had for the rest of the story that we will never get to see because of the bigotry that crushed it.

like bro UGHHHH we could have had it all. i don’t even wanna talk about it bc the thing i wanna talk about is like THE spoiler of the entire thing. and i definitely recommend the show, as long as ur ready to be just as angry as i am that it will never be continued LMAO

[lemon-pilled]

ganji in the ice cream palette for a less agonizing time than what im about to send you

ice cream flavoured ganji!! this one was a lot nicer to do after literally just waking up

shitass poopoo color gauntlet

[solemntitty]

me adding that fucking chili oil in to any soup: how did I grow up with unsalted chicken and boiled vegetables

[iexistfor1post]

Oh and idk if this is feeding my anxiety or helping but I bought another phone charger

Why?

Cause it is for my old phone

Just the old phone

Not my new one that uses the same cord

Nope for the old one

I think it didn't help but who knows

Not this mess of a 18 to 20 something

Also because I brought up cord in relation to my old iPad and Ipod somewhere in my room hidden for out of sight out of mind ♡

Except when brain does a thinking

[corvids-corner]

I need to rework my OCs’ lore 🤔

[ilearntocook]

I forgot to post this I guess more steak with mashed potate and crispy Parmesan broccoli

[eye-in-the-wall]

the more tea i drink the more im like. dont think im a tea guy. lol.

[blodeuweddschild]

Me thinking about what the 13th doctor could’ve been if she had been played by Jo Martin and not Jodie Whittaker

[arolesbianism]

I currently have scug campaigns for 3 of my 4 iterator ocs, and I should rly work on the last, but why think abt the hypothetical slugcat Stars might make when I can instead think of the ones she made already even more (<- has already run out of ideas for iterator gimmicks and doesn't wanna think abt it more)