> be zuko
> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)
> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up
> fail miserably, because he is indestructible
> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain
> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang
> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety
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We’ve all heard of mansplaining. Now get ready for: PJO book purist-splaining. It’s like mansplaining, but every time you even think about liking a change made in the show, they jump down your throat with “ACTUALLY in the books…” because the show is “doing it all wrong” and the change is “so out of character” and “doesn’t even make sense :/”
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Me: What would happen if I slowed *that moment* down...
Me: 👀👀👀 And um...what if I, um, looped it?
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I...am having THOTS...and thinking about...SITUATIONS...and I... 😵💫
Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller in The Last of Us, HBO (Episode 9)
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I keep thinking about Mobius noticing Loki acting different. About how he was the ONLY one who noticed, and he wasn't calm and collected about it. He grabbed hold of Loki's suit and didn't let go, because touch is how they communicate seriousness. He said what the SHIT are you doing Loki? What the shit are you going to do? This is *not* how you normally act and you're scaring me.
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as an aro my number one fear is being nice to someone and having them think i was flirting
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Summary: Lilia becomes a father once again.
In his long life, Lilia can recall all the times he had cried.
Tears of loss.
Tears of grief.
Tears of happiness.
Tears of relief.
And now? Tears of unbelievable joy.
Tiny fingers grasped his finger.
His vision blurred before it was wiped gently by a hand.
You smile at him.
Your hair is a mess.
Your face flushed.
Body sheen with sweat and clothes array.
Yet, you were the most beautiful sight he had ever seen.
Lilia can’t help but fall for you once again.
There’s a slight rustle in his arms.
The precious bundle in his arms curls into him.
Lilia falls even deeper.
A child born from you both.
Lilia pulls you close.
A choked sob escapes him as you lean on his shoulder.
“Thank you.”
He repeats over and over.
As if you were his salvation.
You laugh tiredly and yet full of bliss, pressing your forehead against his.
“Congrats on being a daddy again.”
Lilia pulls you into a kiss.
So this is love
This is what makes life divine
The key to heaven is mine
[part 2]
This scene and that song wouldn’t leave my head 🥹💚🌺
I haven’t heard that song in ages but those lines just came to me instinctively 🥹💞
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even in the acrylic figures till will only stare straight forward while ivan is always looking at him unnoticed
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The 2023 American Girl Doll of the Year is Kavi Sharma, a South Asian American theatre kid who loves Wicked SO SHE HAS A REPLICA ELPHABA COSTUME. I am absolutely ecstatic that kids get this.
edit: SHE ALSO HAS A GLINDA COSTUME
SHE ALSO HAS THIS!! BECAUSE SHE PERFORMS A TRADITIONAL DANCE ROUTINE WITH HER FRIENDS AT SCHOOL AND SHE LOVES BOLLYWOOD
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if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.
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