#media clown

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[owlyjules]

Second doodle from yesterday! A Jester Vampire! They will at least make you laugh a lot before meal time!;)

[prokopetz]

The worst thing about the leering clown is that if it wasn't an ad it would be fucking hilarious. Capitalism really does ruin everything.

[devpalmer]

My game is out now!

re:curse is a surreal RPGmaker horror game inspired by the likes of OFF, Ib, LISA: The Painful RPG and Yume Nikki.

Play as distraction-prone researcher Linda Langley and explore as your laboratory distorts and degrades around you. Send emails. Grapple with your clown infestation. Face consequences. Maybe even survive!

This is a game about...

doors

screens

bitrot

self-fulfilling loops

computer viruses (not real ones)

trans-temporal communication software

gay subtext

surprises

secrets

re:curse was solo developed as a passion project, mostly between 2020-2021. I've returned to it and added the final touches necessary to make a finished game. Bundled with the game is a trove of bonus content for your perusal, including uncompressed source files, concept art, unreleased original music, 3d files, and more. I hope you enjoy!

Download for free on itch.io!

[ivytea]

goldfish orchid tea

[sw4nfire]

so I made the mistake of listening to the character songs sung by the voice actors and it sparked a buggy centric mad max style musician/music au and I cant get it out of my head here is a google doc with all the details and my reasonings

I tried not to change much about one piece's wacky world since I love it so much

[muffinlance]

Oh so the clown ads are over? Too late Tumblr I already cancelled ad free uninstalled your app and discovered the power of ublock in mobile FireFox. AND tags are editable in the web version?

There's no going back

[kacievvbbbb]

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

[disabled-dragoon]

Seeking help to make a disability more "manageable" does not:

Magically make the disability go away

Negate the fact that the person seeking help is disabled

Negatively "enable" people (???) (what??)

Mean that everyone who cannot/is not currently seeking some form of aid for their disability is a bad person

Give you the right to condemn the rest of the disabled community, even if you personally know someone in it

Disabled people can still be "awesome" whilst disabled.

Describing someone as disabled is not bad, insulting or negative unless you purposely use it in that manner. (which you shouldn't be anyway)

And just because you personally cannot understand how a certain action or exercise is helping someone manage their own condition does not give you the god damn right to insult them or insinuate they're "faking".

Grow up, learn some fucking respect, and find something better to do with your time other than trying to insult disabled people on the internet.

[tooquirkytolose]

Everyone's afraid of clowns but I think you have to understand what context they're in matters, for your own health and safety,like, for example:

Clowns at a circus/fair/carnival- this is their natural habitat, they are happy and content. As long as you keep a respectful distance you're completely safe

Clowns at a birthday party/rodeo- off leash but highly trained and disciplined, their trainer is nearby for emergencies. They have been bred for close contact and even enjoy interaction with people

Clowns at a store grand opening- this is a concrete zoo for them. For your own safety do not approach too quickly or they might startle and lash out

If you do see a clown in the wild, stop, and back away slowly. If the clown begins making balloon animals be prepared to fight, you cannot run, they are much quicker than you and WILL catch up. A quick strike to the nose should be enough to subdue them. In the event of a clown bite seek medical care immediately, as symptoms will begin setting in quickly.

If you have not sought a medical professional within 24 hours of the bite, the changes will be permanent. In a case like this, trained professionals will escort you to the nearest clown College where you will be accepted into the fold. But this is a worse case scenario, and only about 10% of clown bites have this outcome :)

[inchplant]

pochacco the clown

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

[cupid-tune]

It's a celebration!!

[xmultifandomsx]

Tim Drake's eating habits as an unsupervised child

Just imagine little Tim Drake all alone in his big mansion making food for himself for the first time. He's like maybe 8 and no 8 year old has a sophisticated palate no matter their tax bracket. So, TIm just has the most horrific food tastes known to man. Like he comes over to Wayne Manor for brunch and he's giving Alfred a heart attack as the butler watches this 14 year old spread jelly and marshmallow fluff onto handmade, wholegrain waffles. The first time he spends the night with Kon at the Kent Farm he's nearly taken straight back to Gotham because he's dipping Ma's famous fried chicken in soy sauce. He gets a whole article in the Gotham Gazette when he gets papped eating a hot dog with chocolate sauce and mustard (#choccymustard trends on Gotham twitter for a week). This kid has the most unhinged palate and the best part is up until Robin he doesn't really understand it because there is no one there to tell him it's weird and rich people eat weird shit all the time. He's just living his life eating waffles with jam and hotdogs with chocolate sauce because that sounded delicious to 8 year old Timothy Drake. Bruce just immediately accepted it like he did with Dick's incilination to climb every chandelier ever or Jason's penchant for making mix tapes (like honest to god cd mix tapes) of audiobooks with wild ass names and leaving them around the manor. Everyone else is horrified though.

[pybun]

🍦🔥Sweet and Twisted 🔥🍦

[koko-heads]

and what if i died