Okay so... (kinda mild) spicy thought incoming? I was making these gifs and well my photoshop is so slow that it started to look like something else was going on and now I can't unsee it.
So imagine. Eddie, on his knees. Robin has just heard Steve quickly get rid of a female customer and she's delighted to grab the "YOU SUCK" board again, however as she approaches she notices Steve's shorts aren't hanging a little low and he's gripping the counter and he's mumbling soft things so she starts off by saying:
"You suck Harringt— Oh. Actually, you don't suck, I guess."
Then, the most lewd sound of Eddie's lips popping off.
"Actually, I do suck. As a matter of fact, I'm in the middle of su—"
Steve has to quickly shush Eddie because new customers are coming in fast. Robin barks out a laugh at Steve scrambling trying to get his shorts back up and Eddie, well. He's just making sure Steve has trouble keeping a straight face.
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The bats have so many folks around, even if they aren't always working together. Enough that folks like to joke/write about Danny just kinda showing up acting like he already lives there. He just kinda blends in.
I'd love to see more magic motivated versions of this. Some kind of spell that affects the bat's perceptions of the past and present, making them actually miss that this boy wasn't with their family too long ago. Maybe it changes their understanding like it's a time line shift, maybe it fogs their mind just a tad and makes them glaze past something like it wasn't even there. I like the second if only because I feel like that would make it more likely for the bats to realize a spell was a foot.
Imagining this from Danny's side, hes terrified this whole time of getting found out. He knows how and when he showed up here and maybe even how flimsy whatever magic is in place is. Imagining a Desiree wish that was either very carefully worded or Not so carefully worded. Maybe he placed himself with the Wayne family with the expectation that he would quietly mooch of some rich idiot until he was ready to be on his own. Or maybe he wished himself to be a part of the batclan, taking up a mask and patroling with them as a bird that Doesn't Exist.
Ofc eventually the spell has to be broken, leaving the bats confused worried scared angry probably even amused, and a billion other things. WHY did this teenager decide to adopt himself into the Wayne/bat family? Who the hell is he and where did he come from. Someone call Zatanna, there is some magic Fuckery going on.
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I've been doing a lot of reflection as of late, especially after this past class.
This past class was about the Torah and Tanakh in general, and the way the rabbi talked about the commandments (specifically the ten commandments) has made me really reflect on how I interpret them, specifically the fifth commandment, or honoring your mother and father.
This is a commandment I have wrestled with for a long time - in fact, it brought me away from g-d at multiple times. I was severely abused when I was incredibly young by my mother, and I used to feel insulted at the implication that I were to honor her while she got to live a better life. It was hypocritical, in my eyes.
But this rabbi surmised that this particular commandment was because parenthood is an act of creation, something that is like the g-d from which we come from. My realization is this: I don't think we're necessarily meant to take even these commandments literally.
I this particular commandment is more of a call to honor creation - creation is a gift, and like any gift, many people simply will not like it and will discard it. The person who abused me created me, but she did not honor creation. She didn't honor me, but I can still honor it.
I have started to honor creation much more. I'm too young, too unstable, not mature enough to be a father (though I fantasize about it), but I create all the time. I create relationships, I create with my hands through crochet. I create memories, I create my world. And I can honor who I am and where I came from that made me who I am. I've been learning one of the mother tongues of my family (Italian, since part of my family originates there) and it was judaism that inspired me to do this.
I don't think g-d wants me to honor my abuser. I think He wants me to remember the Holy action of creation. When I am a father, that act of creation will be Holy, and indeed, I am already joyful about the thought.
I have seen many people struggle with this particular commandment, but I think this perspective helps me personally. I don't think I ever have to forgive my abusers (plural), and I don't think I am commanded to simply because they happened to be family. I am commanded to recognize the holy, to elevate the mundane. In doing so, I will remember g-d. Through creation, I honor g-d and everything he has done for us, for me, and for our collective people.
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Live footage of Aaron Minyard,,the most regular dude in a team of insane people trying to study except he can’t because not one but TWO whole people in said team have the mafia on their ass
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all night long the widow sends valentines to bitter friends
all night long the widow sends valentines to all my friends
'cause one good turn deserves another, one good turn deserves another, one good turn deserves another, another, another, a sister, a brother
get fucked
she's got a lot of legs just like a centipede
'cause I'm her kind of girl and she's my kind of boy
she takes a photograph and kisses it goodbye
because everyone everyone everybody dies in the cathedral
everyone everyone everybody dies in the cathedral
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finally revealing lunara's friend from the underdark... + lunara's pre-surface design which i've shown before!! i seriously want to make a lunara lore comic. she means the entire WORLD to me and i have SO much i could share about her if people would be willing to listen huehue...
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