#minions x reader

[cherrygummycandy]

Lost and Found

A Young!Dr Nefario x reader fic.

(Sort of requested?)

Stepping out of 'Rick's Records', you balance your shopping bag in one hand, and your other previous purchases in the other. In hindsight, hitting so many shops at once was not your best move, but you had some free time. As you return to your relaxed position, having balanced the various heavy bags, you suddenly notice the time. 'Holly- 1:30 already! Jesus, I gotta get going!' You think, and quickly begin to increase your pace. Wearing heeled boots probably wasn't the best move, but god if these shoes weren't groovy!

Just as you neared your turn onto 32nd street, you trip on a rather large crack in the sidewalk. "Aah!" You screech, your numerous records falling out of the bag and fall to the concrete with a sickening crash. You quickly follow the records, dropping to your knees and grabbing at records. You try to shove as many back into the bag as you can, checking each small flat box for any damage. You sigh relived when each record seems to be undamaged. As you stand back up, you hear a sound coming from a nearby alley. You shake off the sounds, figuring it's just an alley cat. However, you hear a sigh, then what sounds like a sniffle.

You furrow your eyebrows at this, and peek into the alley. You can't make out anything other than the various boxes and trash that litter it. Then the sniffle comes again, this time seemingly from behind the commercial dumpster. As you step closer and peer around the dumpster, you're not sure what to make of what you see. A small, yellow, thing... is cowering. It appears to have a small teddy bear with it.

"Uh, hello?" You ask softly. The yellow blob looks up, allowing you to get a better look at it. It's wearing goggles and a small pair of denim overalls. "B-bello...?" It responds, wiping a tear away from under its goggles. "Are you okay, Who are you?" You ask, dropping to your knees in front of it. "Le Bob. Minion es lost-" He trails off with a strange language you can't quite place but somehow understand. "Bob?" He nods. "You're lost, right?" He nods again, and hops up. He continues talking, his small hands waving in various directions. "Okay, slow down, slow down." You say, hands out in front of you. You stand back up. "Alright little man, do you know where your home is, exactly?" Bob looks down at his hands, thinking, before shaking his head. His lips tremble as he begins to wail again. "Whoa, Hey, alright. Do you know anywhere someone might know you, or know where your home is?" You gently pat his head, trying to calm him down. "No, le bob no es-" His eyes land on your bag of records. "La musica! La musica!" He exclaims as he runs to point at your bag. "Musica-,Oh! Rick's Records?" You ask, but the minion shakes his head. He grabs the leg of your pants and points out of the alley. "Chill, tiny bro, I'm coming, I'm coming!" You laugh, grabbing your bag as he practically drags you by the hem of your bell-bottom jeans. After some time of walking, he stops and points upwards. A large sign looms over you, reading 'Villainous Records'. "Huh, I've never heard of this store..." You mumble, as you follow Bob inside.

Entering the colorful shop, you're surprised to see it has a pretty good inventory, but practically no customers. You're snapped out of it when you feel another tug, and look down. Bob points over at a counter, where a man seems to be tinkering with some sort of strange box. "Nefario! Bob amigo!" He says. You walk up to the counter. The man still doesn't seem to notice your presence.

"Ahem!" You cough, leaning forward on the counter. The man jolts up, banging his head on a lamp. "Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to spook you!" You exclaim. "No, No, sorry miss, it's my fault." The man rubs his head a little, before shaking it off. Now that he's standing, you see how tall this man is. He has brown sideburns and a bright outfit. He's kind of... cute. You try to shake off these thoughts. "I'm sorry to say, we just closed." He pauses, but looks up and shrugs. "I guess I could help you out though, even though you almost gave me a concussion." He jokes. Chuckling, you shake your head. "Well, thanks, but uh- I'm not here for music." You motion down, and the man adjusts his glasses and leans over the counter. Bob, who hasn't let go of your pants up until now, waves nervously. "Bello!" Bob squeaks, rocking on his heels.

The man sighs, and dramatically falls back into his chair. He rolls the chair over to a bright red rotary phone and begins to dial. He picks up the phone and waits a few moments, nodding in your direction. The dial tone plays a few times, then stops. "Hello? Yeah, it's Nefario. Are you missing one of your, uh-" He looks back over at Bob. "One of your little minions? Yellow fellas' with goggles?" he waits, listening over the phone. "Yeah, no, I'll ask." He puts a hand over the phone speaker. "Is that one Bob?" You nod. He puts the phone back up. "Yeah, it's him. No, I can't. I would, but I'm on the clock. No- just drive your bike down here, I can't leave. Just cause' the shops closed doesn't mean..." He argues over the phone for a while, before saying goodbye. He spins his chair and rolls back over to the counter.

"Alright, someones on there way to pick him up, where'd ya find him, anyways? His family's been lookin' everywhere." He asks, looking you over. "I found him, crying. Behind a dumpster." You say, looking down to notice Bob is gone. You look to see where he's gone, and see him running in a circle by the door. You tilt your head, confused at what he's doing. The man laughs at your confusion, and you turn to him with your arms crossed. "What's so funny?" You ask. He shakes his head, and calms himself. "Sorry, luv. I promise I acted the same way when I first met the little dudes." He admits. "Little dudes? There's more of, whatever Bob is?" You ask. He nods. "Um-" You look back at Bob, who is now trying to climb a shelf. "Can I ask what he is?". "You're already asking, aren't ya?" The man jokes, leaning back in his chair. His attempt to be smooth fails, as his chair falls backwards, dropping him with it. You burst out into giggles, before shuffling around the counter. The man glares at you from his spot on the floor. "I'm sorry! It's just- well..." You giggle again. The man stands up again and brushes himself off.

"To answer your question, I have zero clue what they are. A friend of mine takes care of em'. They're really not that odd, once you get to know em'." He says. You nod. "Asking a lot of questions, huh?" You nod sheepishly. "Can I ask one?" He looks at you. You laugh, and say. "Your already asking, aren't ya?" You repeat, mocking his accent. He rolls his eyes. "Very funny. But, seriously, what's your name?" He asks. You make eye contact with him, only for him to look away, seemingly losing some of his confidence. "I'm Y/N. who are you?" You ask. He looks up, a bit surprised you actually gave him your name. "Most people call me Dr. Nefario. Or, y'know, you can just call me Nefario, if ya want." He trails off. You smile, before noticing the clock behind him. "Oh! Oh no!" You quickly grab your bags. "I'm so late, god, I have to stop getting distracted." You quickly head towards the door. Bob looks up from whatever he was doing. He runs up to you and hugs your leg, before saying goodbye in his strange language. You smile down at him. "Bye, Bob." You coo, then look back over to the counter.

"Thanks for you help, doc'." You say, opening the door with your foot, smiling cheerfully as you leave. He stands there silent for a few moments, before snapping out of it. "Yeah, uh, anytime..." He stutters, fixing his glasses and returning to his work.

[nightcolorz]

we don’t give devils minion era Daniel enough credit bcus imagine ur boyfriend (who can kill you) has the emotional volatility of an ultra mentally ill teenager and u fight constantly and not only is this bitch prone to tantrum style throwing and breaking things when he’s angry, he can also *read your mind* and 100% is going to call u out and break down cry and scream etc over something you DIDN’T EVEN SAY OUT LOUD 😭😭 like omfg Daniel can have the most restraint in the world during an argument and his uncontrollable stream of consciousness is still going to get him in deep shit, it’s a miracle he fared as well as he did actually

[xxatinyminionxx]

ZB1 Reaction - You Say Their Name

Genre: Reaction, fluff, a pinch or two of crack

Background: You have been around him for some time but never really used his name to speak to him until now.

Warning: Yujin + Jiwoong’s are a little longer sorry I took a break while writing this 😭

A/N: Happy ZB1 debut day!!! At this point I haven’t seen the comeback yet. This reaction is a call back to Say My Name era on Boys Planet in a unique way! 🫶

Zhang Hao

He saw you as the more distant person among his acquaintances and didn’t bother you as much because of it. He respects your space and if you’re not comfortable enough to talk to him, he’d rather not push you.

One day you found a really funny meme and decide to show him. “Zhang Hao, look at this!”

“Hm?” He’ll ask with raised eyebrows, his heart moved by your attention to him after all this time.

You hold your phone out to him, meeting him by his side to watch his reaction. You get the cutest giggle out of him.

“Oh, then I have something to show you too.” He adds before searching for a funny post he recently liked that he thought catered to your humor.

You two bond over your sense of humor and exchange phone numbers before his schedule whisks him away.

Sung Hanbin

You took one of his classes when you were on the lookout for a new hobby. You had such a good time even though tutting isn’t easy.

Swamped with work again, it takes you awhile to sign up for another one of his classes. In the midst of your busy schedule, you think you see him in a store you frequently go to.

“Sung Hanbin?” You ask carefully hoping you’re right and didn’t make a fool out of yourself.

He turns his attention away from a display and smiles politely. “Yes?”

That’s when it clicks. He probably has no idea who you are. A lot of students attended the tutting class.

“Ah, I’m Y/N. I took your tutting class at your studio. I guess I wanted to come say hi and thank you for leading such an engaging class. Dancing is my new hobby.” You ramble on but manage to say everything you meant to say.

He smiles and nods through your immense gratitude for him, his eyebrows furrowing at particular parts that he thinks praise him too highly. Our humble king. “Ah, you’re lovely. I remember watching you try to perfect every hand movement in the mirror. I’m glad I could provide you with a new hobby! Will I be seeing you in class again?”

“Of course!”

Seok Matthew

Matthew was the saint that was always there when you were having a hard time. He held the elevator for you who was sprinting to make it inside, offered you a ride home when it was pouring outside, listened to your advice and opinions on things when others weren’t, and called you his friend when you least expected that title.

The difference this time was that you were going to take him by surprise for a change. That’s what his kind gestures have led up to. While you were used to saying “thank you”, you never really addressed him by his name. It was nameless appreciation.

But when he takes some of the items you were clearly having a hard time juggling to hold in your arms…

“Thank you, Matthew.” Is what you say.

As if his dream came true, his face brightens up and he gifts you with one of his shy smiles.

“Haha no problem Y/N.” He responds lightly trying to keep calm though he’s screaming on the inside.

Ricky

An extremely handsome guy enters your cafe during work hours and he takes you ABACK with his aura. You’re suddenly so glad someone traded shifts with you. Your somehow unphased co-worker takes this man’s order before handing it off to you to make.

You feel his gaze on you for a moment—until it drops to his phone to check something on it. With his head down, you can hardly take your eyes off him as you prepare his order. Unfortunately you may never see him again, which is why you call his name with the utmost enthusiasm.

“Ricky?!”

He peers up at you and greets you with a cute smile before grabbing his order. “Thank you~”

Your eyes remain locked on each other a couple seconds too long for just a meaningless encounter.

“Y/N.” You point to your name tag assuming he wanted to know your name.

He hums and nods. “Y/N, thank you. Have a good day.”

Little did you know he would become a regular just for you <3

Park Gunwook

You had been window shopping today and came across a busking event as you walked around the city. Music along with someone’s talented rapping voice echoes down the street.

You approach the crowd to get a closer look. That’s when you catch a glimpse of a guy you frequently sat next to in school one year. You talked sometimes, but you weren’t really on a first name basis.

You decide to cheer along with the crowd, remembering his name as it used to appear on his school uniform. “Park Gunwook!”

The sudden unique cheer throws him off and he looks over in your general direction. You can tell he’s flustered in the face when he spots you but he keeps going until the end of his verse.

Once his performances are over, he rushes to come see you before you decide to leave. “Y/N!!”

You smile at each other and applaud him again for his charismatic performance. “By the way, did I scream a little too loud?”

He shakes his head all giggly, flashing you his big smile. “I remembered your voice, plus I don’t go by Park Gunwook when I rap.”

“Then what do you go by?”

“TopGunz.”

You can tell he’s not joking.

Kim Taerae

You went to a gathering that people you knew were going to be at. You really were not enthusiastic about going, but you were curious and felt guilty since you had a track record of skipping events like this.

To your surprise, you have a good time up until the host initiates a game of truth or dare.

Sitting in a circle that looks more like an oval, you’re eventually the next person to ask.

“Y/N, truth or dare?”

You scan the room but it’s no use. No one gives away what they’re thinking through their facial expressions. This was a 50/50 question.

“Um…dare.” You choose.

“I dare you to hold hands with someone for the rest of the night. Who will it be?” The host instigates with the help of an online list of dares.

“Kim Taerae.” You say in almost the same second that the question into the air to be ‘oooh’ed at.

The called-out young man perks up not expecting you to call his name one bit. “Me?” He can’t stop smiling as he gets up to be beside you.

When your fingers lace together, you notice his hand is warm, some callouses adding to the nature of his hand.

“You’re allowed to switch hands, but you can never let go of each other.”

You two would never let each other go. A lifelong dare meant to stand the test of time.

Kim Gyuvin

You were sitting on the bench at a bus stop when a familiar acquaintance sat on the other end of it. You end up locking eyes and you laugh in unison.

“Hello.”

“Hello~”

Minutes go by and without delay, the bus arrives. You two get up to board it and end up sitting in rows across from each other.

The ride is quiet besides the couples of people to the front of you and behind you having their own conversations.

The bus stops at some photoshoot place and the tall male gets up to leave the bus, accidentally leaving his jacket behind on the seat beside where he was.

“Gyuvin!”

He turns around in shock at the sound of your voice.

“You forgot your jacket.” You get up, scooping up his leather jacket and handing it over to him.

He gives you a sheepish grin and bows politely. “Thank you, Y/N. I’ll um see you again sometime?”

Kim Jiwoong

As a staff on the set of a drama, not only do you get to service the actors, but you also get to peek in at the production occasionally.

The scene being filmed today requires several touch-ups to the actors’ makeup, so you have a closer look at the acting on set.

You make sure to run up to Jiwoong, your assigned actor, to reapply makeup as requested by the director between takes.

He is nice and friendly to everyone apart of the project while his character unironically contrasts so much in front of the camera. His character is cold, confident, and assertive.

Still not completely out of the emotions of the character, he has a somewhat tense look on his face.

“Relax your face for me, Jiwoong. You’re doing great.” You sneak in a compliment being thoroughly amazed by his dedication to the drama.

He gifts you with a small smile before relaxing. “Thank you Y/N, I have to work hard because you work hard too.” He responds in a similar tone as his on-camera character, which makes you hot and flustered inside.

“Still in-character?”

“A little~” He whispers cooly and it takes everything in you not to bolt out of the set area.

“Wow, you’re crazy Mr. Jiwoong...” You tease as you finish up his makeup and take a step back.

He winks at you before taking his place and resuming filming again.

Han Yujin

There is an internet cafe that you frequent since it’s merely a 5-10 minute walk from your house. You’re embarrassed to admit it but almost everyday, you come over to the pc room to play an online game that’s had you hooked.

The game is popular enough that you can easily play with others local to you. While you may have thought that was cool at surface level, you never really gave it a second thought.

You grow fond of a few players and “friend” them on your gaming account. You all start coordinating times to play as a result.

One day, you sit down to meet your online friends in-game using a mic and headset as usual. When you are successful at a specific mission that had you and your friends stumped, you can hear loud cheering from next to you.

There is a small delay between what you hear in your headphones and what you’re hearing beside you. You could’ve sworn you heard your gamer tag being uttered from both, saying the same thing.

“Ohhh! Amazing! Wow, you totally carried us, (your gamer tag)!” Seems to echo in-game and in real life.

The outburst, or outbursts, take you off guard and you push your left headphone off your ear wondering if you were just hearing things.

“Guys guys, let’s go heal up! I took a lot of damage.” The guy beside you says grinning ear to ear, eyes glued to a screen running the same game as yours.

“Wait…Yujin?!?!” You say overwhelmed with shock and kind of excitement. You poke his shoulder repeatedly and of course you scare the life out of him—he’s screaming bloody murder over voice chat.

He soon recovers and it’s clear that you’re the only one who has put two and two together given his bewildered expression.

“I’m (your gamer tag)!” You clear up quickly before he thinks a crazy person suddenly spawned in real life.

His eyes go wide as he recognizes who you are from your computer screen. He then leans far back in his chair letting out a heavy sigh. “Wahhh! It’s really you?!”

You laugh along with the rest of your friends—who are absolutely dying of laughter listening in online—and nod at Yujin.

“Sorry for startling you, you startled me! Don’t worry, I’ll buy you a meal.” You say to Yujin while the others “ooooh” over voice chat.

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[lokischickadee]

Look at this baby!! 🥺🥺

[cherichli]

IM FUCKING CRYING THERES A JJK X MINIONS CURSED TECHNIQUE FANFIC IN QUOTEV 😭😭😭😭

[sunsethw4]

TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 13

*lilia teaching teaching baby mal qualities that will make him a good ruler in the future*

lilia: respect, power–

baby malleus: BANANA :D

lilia: …. BANANA >:D

[headlessjest]

Director Phobos giving kisses to the reader

Lol. Funny minion lookin guy.

[thedelicatearcher]

modern!finnick odair can't sleep without his minion pjs and it's no secret minions 2 is one of his favorite movies of all time. he went to the universal studios park with the sole intention of meeting gru and the minions, and he has the photo with them framed on his room

[holylulusworld]

Hello, sweet Lulu!

I’ve been thinking of Goddess and Captain lately- I just love the humor but also the sweetness in their story!

Do you have any thoughts on how Captain would react if one of the first times he was nice to Goddess it momentarily glitched her brain and she ended up getting injured in a battle? Would he save her? Would he nurse her back to health himself? Would he feel absolutely awful and shower her in affection? 🥺

Hi lovely. Thank you so much for loving these two idiots in love...

A/N: I imagine this is (pre-) Worst minions ever.

It's another ordinary day for our favorite villain.

Damn, you feel good. And the new costume you got with the help of Carl, your most trusted minion, feels like a second skin.

You are ready to bring Captain America down today.

Enough of playing around with your nemesis. His good looks and smile won't save him today.

"Goddess," Steve dodges another attack. You just threw a car at him just for fun (and to help him stay in shape. Because you love America's ass.) "You look beautiful today, doll. Is that a new costume?"

"What?" You stop in your tracks. Did Captain America just compliment you? Wait...no. He wouldn't compliment you. Right?

"Watch out!" Steve screams your name. He threw his shield at you, believing you'd simply send it back or catch it like you did a hundred times before.

Not this time. This time the shield hit you in the chest. You end up on the ground, wincing in pain. "No...Doll!"

Steve is by your side in the blink of an eye. He looks you all over, praying he didn't hurt you too much.

"Whoa...you have a hallow, Captain Sassypants." You grin up at him. "But...why are there two of you? I can only handle one sassy Captain."

"Doll, can you hear me? Where does it hurt?"

Your head lolls back, and Steve fears the worst. "No. I didn't want to hurt you. Come on, Goddess." He carefully picks you up, running toward the tower to get help.

"HELP! I need medical help!"

"Capsicle, calm down," Tony grunts. "You know the meaning of the word enemy. Right? Why do you care so much about someone who regularly tries to kill you?"

Steve sighs deeply. "She's not a villain. If she wanted to kill me, I'd be dead for years. Goddess loves to fight against me, but she never tried to hurt me for real."

"This is sickeningly sweet."

"How is she? Can I visit her?" Steve walks past Tony to enter the hospital room at the medical bay to annoy the doctor checking on your condition. "Doctor?"

"She's got a concussion and two broken ribs. I'm a little worried about her mental state. She's talking about someone called Captain Sassypants all the time."

Steve grins. "Uh-I've got this. I'll take care of her..."

That's how you became his prisoner in his home. Even though he calls you a guest and pretends to nurse you back to health, you know Captain Sassypants tries to settle the score...

Not that you do not enjoy his attention, and the fact that he lets you sleep in his bed...

[cryingteacup]

How the creepa kiss (+ i have a very open inbox, send me stuff!)

Jeff-

He doesn't kiss its a full on assault on your mouth.

Its always very random too. Like you'll be minding your own business, talking with someone and he'll just grab your jaw and full on attack you with his mouth. He thinks he's being "sexy 😈😈😈" and "rough😩😩😩😩" but its just messy but you think its too funny to tell him. Very rarely though you'll kiss him and when you do, chaste, romantic kisses make him MELTTTTTT. Because of his outwardly violent and crude personality no ones ever very soft or sweet with him unless they're scared or they want something. So you coming in with a nice change of pace is always welcome. <3

Toby-

Probably did some dumb shit like make out with his pillow to try to be a good kisser for you when you started dating. Masky caught him and he had to pay him $80 and do alll his chores for 3 months. When you do get into a more *heated* kiss it usually starts sloppy, lots of teeth. But hes a quick learner and learns to melt into it quickly. Hes much taller that you. Hes always been on the lanky-er side so lots of quick head and forehead kisses<33

Masky-

Full grown ass man. He knows his stuff. I mean like not toooo well he studied film in college lol. But hes had a few partners he knows the basics on what to do. When he kisses instead of taking the mask all the way off he keeps it sort of half on so he can still wear it. Hes also got a stubble which kinda hurts but whatever. Lots of cuddling kisses. You guy will be chilling with a movie or tv show or something going on in the background and just kissing and cuddling.<33

Hoodie-

He hasn't kissed since his girlfriend in like, the 7th grade. If he kisses you first he like squeezes his eyes shut before he leans in. If you do it first his eyes are blown out wide he has no idea what the fuck is going on and he thinks you might try and stab him or some shit. After the initial shock though he does much better. He's always been good at reading people and picking up feeling in a room. And right now that room is you two kissing. <33

Ej-

In my head, he's like full blown demon, human enough so im not tooo much of a weirdo for liking him but he still has sharp ass teeth.

And hes very aware of that.

He never really initiates kisses unless they're small ones on the forehead or cheek. (Mostly head and forhead tho. Hes a demon. Hes like 7 feet tall)

But when you kiss him he doesn't move much because he doesn't want to scrape the inside of your mouth. He kinda just lets you do your thing. Makes up for it because his hands are always on you like 24/7 very very touchy it like kisses without a mouth. Always on a shoulder or a hip.( He totally uses your head as a arm rest)

But also when you guys kiss his hands just trail every where on your body.<3

Thanks for reading! Ive had this in my notes for a bit because i forgot i had a tumblr but i remembered and im going to be writing more so follow me if you wanna ill make a master list n stuff too :))

[a-dope-fiend]

this is what i see everytime someone says they simp for zim

[jayflrt]

𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 16. minecraft youtubers or property brothers

SUMMARY ▸ in which lee heeseung creates a minecraft server for his friends and all sorts of chaos ensues, including the budding romance between you and yang jungwon

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[gh0stsblogs]

the first one is a redraw i made, the second one is an edit my bestfriend made for my 16 birthday as a joke, im 18 now but i felt like drawing it

also, im sorry i dont know who is the artist from were she took that paps face

[xxatinyminionxx]

Bada with Benefits

Genre: SMUT 🔞, and a pinch of fluff

Pairing: Bada Lee x Fem/Afab!Reader

Word count: 914

Warnings: dom!bada, switch leaning sub!reader, Bada gives and reader receives oral, dirty talk, LOTS of implied and expressed teasing

A/N: Just Bada Lee 🌊 🌊🌊 that’s all you need to know.

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After some nerve-wracking yet arousing conversations, you and Bada decided to become friends with benefits for as long as the two of you wanted.

Now she’s in between your legs getting ready to eat you out on your bedsheets. You’d normally regret not taking precautions to keep your sheets from getting dirty, but you couldn’t care less right now.

Bada slowly pulls your bottoms off, kissing and licking down your legs as she reveals more of your skin. Her darkened gaze is fixated on your face the entire time. Her attention soon drops to your underwear that is embarrassingly wet from her rubbing your clit over your panties during the car ride back to your place.

“Y-You know I had bought these panties thinking of you. Do you like them?” You ask, voice full of nerves and anticipation.

She smirks and kisses your inner thighs. “For me? They’re perfect…but they’ve overstayed their welcome, don’t you think?”

You nod quickly, your head already spinning from her teasing. She stops touching you after not hearing an audible answer from you. “Use your words.”

“Yes, they overstayed their welcome…” You admit with pleading eyes that she continues.

“What do you want again? I forgot~” Bada innocently asks, toying with the elastic band of your panties drenched at the crotch.

“Eat my pussy…” You whisper under your breath nearly squirming with need.

“Hm? Eat what?” She inquires again, licking her lips the way she knows would drive you wild.

“Eat my pussy baby!” You say much louder this time.

The minute the command rings in Bada’s ears, she’s ripping your panties from your legs, throwing them across the room, and diving into that pussy.

“Ooh fuck!” You exclaim as Bada eats you out while grabbing your ass to bring you closer to her. It felt as if you’re her first meal in days. She licks and sucks your clit, her head moving side to side with a low, starved hum.

“Bada! Shit, slow down you’re gonna make me cum too fast~” You’re already gasping as you hold her head between your shaky legs.

The long-haired female listens, making eye contact with you as she slows down, dipping her tongue into your entrance. Her nose bumps your clit with every bob of her head while she gets a sinful taste of you.

“Mmmmh…” You raise your hips, meeting her halfway with your body rolls against her mouth. “I need you to fuck me with your strap on your next day off. I’ll cream all over your cock and suck it clean…”

Bada groans as if telling you to keep going with telling her your desires.

“I want you to dick me down on every surface. Then I’ll bounce on your dick and get you dripping too baby. Are you dripping now?”

“How about you find out after I make you cum?” She licks long stripes with a flat tongue on your pussy before inserting and curling two fingers into your entrance.

“Mmh deal~” You bite your lip knowing you wouldn’t be able to hold her back from making you see stars now. You suck in a breath when she finds an angle inside you that feels absolutely amazing. “Finger me right fucking there—“

She takes her fingers out slightly to wet them and plunges a third finger in. “You can take three, right?” She smirks at your gasp when she finds the right angle again with ease.

“Only for you…” You clap back flirtatiously.

“Only for me? Wanna repeat that for your neighbors to hear?” Bada doesn’t wait for you to answer her, taking your pussy back into her mouth. She fingers you fast and sucks on your clit, tugging on it deliciously with the shake of her head again.

She doesn’t try to stay quiet either—her lips are smacking, fingers tirelessly plunging into your wetness, and the mattress is creaking more often than you remember it doing usually.

She gets you moaning and squirming like no one ever has from eating you out. Taking her fingers out, Bada resorts to wrapping her arms around both of your legs to keep you steady and goes back to tasting you, face buried between your now quivering thighs. You feel the slight chill of your arousal and her saliva seeping down your crack and puddling on your sheets.

The sight and feeling of her eating you out with so much desire makes your eyes roll back and reach your climax. “I’m cumming I’m cumming oooh Bada I’m cumming!” Your back arches, your clit pulsing between her puffy, wet lips. She brings you down from your orgasm, giving you one final lick before wiping her mouth and crawling back up to you.

“You look so cute after getting your pussy ate…” Bada teases before pecking your cheek.

“Just wait until it’s my turn with you.” You turn her head by her chin and kiss her for a few seconds on her lips.

“After I go for seconds?” Bada suggests, one of her hands moving back down your body. Your eyes widen at the offer and Bada laughs. “What? You taste like my new favorite dessert.”

“Don’t go around telling people that.” You smack your friend’s shoulder lightly, your banter the same as it’s always been.

“Okay, then snack?”

You playfully glare at her. “I guess you’re not dripping after all.”

“Oh trust me, I am…” Bada smirks once more and leans in, kissing you softly while laying your heads against the pillows.

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🎀Date w Megamind at a Theme-Park/Amusement Park headcanons🎀

it would be his idea to go. He'd think it sounds like so much excitement. He'd want to take you. He wouldn't be subtly dropping hints, he'd pull up a flyer and say that he'd want to go.

Roller coasters would remind him of being rocketed around space in a little shuttle.

He'd hate the lines to enter. Usually often than not Theme-Parks have a long wait line to enter, and usually often than not it takes a while to pay/ get tickets printed, so he'd be standing in the heat for a good 10-20 minutes. If the line was too long he might use his dehydration ray on the entire line. He'd have to break in / sneak in because he's just... not allowed in.

"If anybody asked, we payed for our ticket."

He likes excitement, he loves a challenge, he'd an adrenaline junkie. He'd wanna go on as many rides as he can. He'd wanna go on the hardest to handle rides, and I feel like he'd beg you to come with him.

If you were afraid of roller coasters he wouldn't make you, though. He'd ask you to take pictures of him up there with minion.

He'd be the kind of guy who wants to go on high altitude rides after eating lunch despite it being a known rule to wait a few before riding another coaster after eating a full meal - especially if you're queasy. Minion would definitely nag him about not doing it, as Megamind wouldn't be used to rollercoasters (as I doubt he'd be allowed into Theme-Parks normally, he's a supervillain-) and he's not exactly the sturdiest person.

He'd really like droppers since he likes the thrill of likingly going really high, and then being thrown down to earth like how he was when he was a baby, or when metroman would throw him.

He'd be a Theme-Park food junkie. He'd want to try pretty much every food that's being sold. He'd want to eat an entire hot-dog, candy apples, funnel cake, cotton candy, milkshakes, all sorts of stuff before going on high jerker rides. He'd get extremely sick. He'd encourage his partner to eat a lot as well.

"Aren't we going on that roller coaster next?"

"Yes, so?"

He has no fear of puking. 😭😭😭 I feel like if he did he'd go straight back to riding afterwards.

He'd love little carnival games. He'd ask if he could use his own gun to win his date a prize of your choice, and one for himself. (He forgets about minion😭)

If minion wanted something he'd feel bad and go all the way back to get one for him after leaving the game minutes ago. He doesn't want minion to be excluded from the group.

"What's the matter with you, Minion?"

"I wanted a stuffy too, sir!"

"MINION! Why didn't you tell me?!?! What one do you want, I'll get it for you."

Minions just apart of the date honestly.

While he's walking around he ALWAYS has food. One second he has a cotton candy, then next he has a lollipop, then a milkshake. Minion has to constantly worry and warn him about a stomach ache but he would ignore him.

He'd probably encourage his partner to go on the scary rides with him even if they were afraid (He wouldn't FORCE them, but he'd heavily insist/beg😭)

"What do you mean it's scary, a hundred feet isn't even that high!"

He'd hold your hand on a ride.

"Its okay! Just hold onto me! Pretend you're a woman, and you're having a baby!" - He thinks that will take the stress away but he ends up sounding really goofy😭

He'd love the roller coaster photos and he'd want one so bad. He'd look so excited and happy, Minion would be indifferent, and you would be either excited or terrified. He would want to keep it even if his date looks terrified😭 "What do you mean it's an unflattering picture? I think it looks wonderful. Look at how happy I look!"

He'd really like water rollercoasters, not riding them but the fact that in some areas of the park, if you stand near the ride, you'll get splashed and soaked. He'd prank his partner and minion by gesturing them to stand in a specific spot so that he can "take a photo' - and getting them soaking wet.

He would take the photo and he would have it put in a frame later. Of you and minion. Sopping wet.

Minion would scold him, especially if it upsets you.

Minion would definitely be the type to prepare and pack with sunscreen, water bottles and towels, and he'd be wearing a sunhat even though he's a fish in water.

"Alright guys, come and have some water, you've been running around in the sun for an hour"

I guarantee Megamind would whine about being babied.

Megamind would also really want to see the animals. He'd be fascinated by them as he probably hasn't seen half of the animals here.

He'd want to get his face painted. He'd get it painted something super cute, but super EVIL... Like a dragon.

He'd encourage you and minions face painted as well. Minion would have his tank painted to look like a fish.

I guarentee on the ride home he'd be whining and feeling sick about his tummy hurting and feeling nauseous.

"Miniiooooon!! My tummy hurts."

"Well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten three corn-dogs, sir."

It's honestly rlly funny...😭😭😭 they'd bicker the car ride home. He'd have an amusement park hangover for at least two days. He can't commit villainy for a whole week 😣

[ilovepadme]

I can't unsee it :,)