#mitm incorrect quotes

[forumjutsu]

Kakashi: Why is Naruto in a box?!

Sakura: He thinks he's being delivered to another country.

Kakashi: What?! Can he breath in there?!

Sasuke: He's still making noises.

Kakashi: ... and he has water and food?

Sakura: Yeah.

Kakashi:

Kakashi: Alright, then.

[toxickimi]

Deacon: [runs up to Maccready] Do you want to make five caps? Maccready: How? Deacon: I need you to take the blame. Danse: [from a distance] Oh my God! Maccready: What did you do? Deacon: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked. Danse: OH MY GOD! Maccready: Make it ten and you've got yourself a deal. Danse: OH! MY! GOD! Deacon: You're a good friend. -Grabs Maccready- DON'T WORRY DANSE I CAUGHT HIM!

[deweyisking]

Reese: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Malcolm: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

[bonillart]

They are just looking at files

Alfred: *walking past*

Jason and Tim: *looking at files silently*

Alfred: What'd you do?

Jason: What?

Alfred: Don't give me that. What'd you do?

Jason: Nothing.

Tim: Alfred, I'm trying to study this cold case

Alfred: Wow, I'm sure you don't mind if I... took a look in here.

*pulls drawer to find nothing*

Tim: Alfred, I'm telling you we didn't do anything.

Alfred: No, you boys are up to something I can smell it.

Alfred: If you've broken another window it is going to come out of your...

*Windows are unbroken*

Jason: Are you done? You wanna frisk me?

Alfred: you just consider yourselves lucky... this time.

Alfred: *leavings closing the door*

Damian: *Tied up and hanging behind the door*

Tim: Either he's losing his tough, or we are getting better.

[malcolminthemiddleincorrectquote]

Reese: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth 

 Malcolm: You're a hazard to society 

 Francis: And a coward. Do twenty.

[squireofgeekdom]

sensible people, probably: squire, please, please work on one of your wips  me, writing nearly a thousand words of notes on my self indulgent roadtrip au concept that i will almost certainly never write:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[paperspence]

prentiss: who wants to make five bucks?

the rest of the bau: how?

prentiss: i need someone to take the fall.

morgan, from downstairs: oh, my god!

jj: what did you do?

prentiss: i can't tell you. yes or no, no questions asked.

morgan: OH, MY GOD!

rossi: make it ten.

prentiss: done. you're a good man, rossi.

[lokidyke]

coulson: what’s her name? the girl you’re trying to impress.

fury: it’s not like that! i’m not trying to impress her! besides, carol is a lesbian!

coulson: well maybe she wouldn’t be, if you tucked your shirt in.

[incorrectdanvsquotes]

Dan: *runs into Chris's room* Do you want to make five bucks?

Chris: How?

Dan: I need you to take the blame.

Elise: *from downstairs* Oh my God!

Chris: What did you do?

Dan: I can’t tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.

Elise: OH MY GOD!

Chris: Make it ten!

[pitchannawarmsourblackhearts]

Manny: So, how is it going with Anna? Got a date already?

Pitch: Not yet, we're still at the "awkward flirting" phase.

Pitch: At least, I'm flirting and she's awkward.

[fire-fist-stims-archived2020]

Doc: Murphy, man, you’ve been bellyaching non-stop for an hour and a half. Seriously all you do is bitch.

Murphy: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

[forumjutsu]

Jiraiya *running*: Quickly, who wants to earn 10 bucks?

Naruto: How?

Jiraiya: I need someone to take the fall.

Tsunade *from the background*: Oh, my God!

Naruto: What did you do?

Jiraiya: I can't tell you.

Tsunade: Oh, my God!

Jiraiya: Yes or no, no questions asked.

Tsunade: Oh, my God!

Naruto: Make it twenty.

Jiraiya: Done.

Tsunade: I'll kill you!

Jiraiya: You're a good kid. *Takes him by the arm* I got him, Tsunade! I got him! *Whispering* Don't worry, she'll make it quick.

[deweyisking]

Reese: What’s the plan?

Francis: Just before the warehouse closes at night, we hide here, in the store. Then, after they close, we have the whole place to ourselves. We can walk around, pick up what we wanna buy, have some fun…

Reese, excitedly: And then, we’re the first ones here tomorrow morning when the sale starts!

Francis: Yep.

Dewey: But isn’t that like breaking in?

Malcolm: [shrugs] We’re already in.

Dewey:

Dewey, nodding thoughtfully, his eyes enormous: That’s some legit logic right there.

[deweyisking]

Stevie: When’s your birthday?

Reese: April 1st.

Stevie: What year?

Reese: Every year.

Stevie:

[deweyisking]

Francis: If you could shapeshift don't even deny that you would shapeshift into a hotter version of yourself over time.

Reese: What if I'm already the hottest version of myself?

Dewey: If I could shapeshift I'd be a dragon.

Malcolm: If you really think about it, shapeshifting would be super useful. You could give yourself an extra arm, but only when you needed it, or eyes in the back of your head-

Reese: I'd be a dragon too.

[deweyisking]

Reese: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.

Malcolm, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.