#mitosis…

[if-you-heart]

uhh we’re so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away he gets five big booms. boom ! boom ! boom ! boom ! booooom !

[blahaj-blazt]

Did their father even try

[thymehaspassed]

What the fuck I just registered we have 5 carts?

[neon-nick]

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.

🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵‍💫💫

👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭

😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔

�� And then there are the disguises… Because obviously, slightly off-looking versions of those cheerful critters will totally fool everyone. 🐤🐺 Never mind that they’re stiff, awkward, and so visibly uncomfortable. But hey—A+ for effort, right? ⭐✨

[akanemnon]

So THAT'S how they did it! I'm sure that will have no major implications at AAAAALLLLLL...

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[chwylaven]

Let the mitosis commenceth

[mrroxs-workshop]

Now done with the common toons!

they’re slowly multiplying

[Starters] [Commons]

Also alt for Shrimpo below here

[samipekoe]

nyanma

[adelaide-marmalade-g8orade]

Addy wanted in the shower, she always makes my day 🥹😭

[thedudejaxx]

soon there will be too many of me to handle

[fexjam]

Mitosis🧬

[astarfromsomewhere]

My eyes when its bright

Also headcanon that jane acted as brighteyes' bodyguard when they were searching for their missing husbands/family before geting forsakened <3

[kokii-omii]

Pls do the Hrt is amazing meme with neige and Yuki 🙏

does this count 😭

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

Continuing on my current “they would not fucking do that” bullshit regarding BFTC, imagine Batman has to go to a Justice League meeting and they decide that they don’t actually want to deal with putting up a façade of “our dad is alive, actually,” so ALL of them put on a Batsuit and go together, so there’s like 7 Batmen.

For comedy purposes, and also because Damian is capable of perfectly mimicking voices (which is a wild canon tidbit that is underutilized in both canon and fanon cuz ???), they have him sit in the chair and the rest stand behind him. So there’s this Tiny Batman with six much larger Batmen behind him, and the only explanation he gives is “mitosis.”

Honestly up to you how everything else pans out, but when Bruce comes back he’s absolutely baffled by his kids insistently telling him he has to tell the JL that he “fixed the mitosis,” and refuse to elaborate. He wishes they would elaborate themselves on why he has to do it, but honestly they’re all getting along which is better than he tends to hope for and he’s scared to ruin it

[neon-nick]

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

"They were once one, but now… they are apart."

Doey the Doughman, the once beloved protector of Safe Haven, was never truly whole. He was made of three—Jack, Kevin, and Matthew—each a child with their own unique personality, ripped from their lives and fused into something greater… and more tragic.

But after his demise, something unexpected happened: they split apart. No longer bound together, each fragment of Doey was left to wander, confused, broken, and incomplete.

The Fragments

💛 Jack (Yellow) – The innocent child, lost and afraid. A remnant of a boy who never should have been taken. 🧡 Matthew (Orange) – The leader who always tried to hold everything together. But now, without the others, he's unsure of himself. ❤️ Kevin (Red) – The mind, the one who fought, thought, resisted, aggression in him like a storm.

Aftermath of Mitosis

When the main body was destroyed, the essence of the children separated, forming new beings:

Joey – Silent, distant, clinging to what little remains of his past.

Moey – The closest thing to stability, but even he feels something missing.

Koey – The angriest of them all, fists clenched.

They remember something. But they are no longer one.

[noirbunnydeluxe]

Kailor shenanigans.