Damian: If Drake and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Bruce: I don't know, both of you?
Damian: No, you could only save one of us.
Bruce: Well, I would probably save Tim because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.
Damian: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?
Bruce: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Damian: It's a family heirloom.
Bruce: I'm leaving.
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If I wrote a fic about the aftermath of Surv and Monk's family losing two pups at the same moment, would you guys read it?
it'll be filled with a bunch of my headcanons about them and I promise I'll make it interesting story-wise.
happy ending? depends on how generous i am. it'll probably only be a few chaps long. simply for fun!!
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see the REAL reason they killed off Jet was because if he lived and he got the required Southern Raiders-style field trip episode with Zuko they would have like just killed the guy. like no this time actually we're killing the guy. yeah nobody is learning anything its just murder in this one. and also because theyyyyy would have had horrible gay sex about it too. him and you know. the two of them.
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Part 1 - Next Part ->
Masterpost - Speach & Text Key - Character Ref Pages - Prompts List
This is prompt one through six. I finally finished them and I’m honestly pretty happy with most of them. Page four is a little chaotic though, hopefully it reads okay. The next part is only four pages, so hopefully it won’t take as long to finish.
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hi....scrapped wip again. im rlly not built for color. yap incoming
sorry my productivity tanked my 7 year old laptop is nearing its final breath and im just stalling buying a new one as long as possible to not violate the boycott but she (laptop) is making this shit DIFFICULT
im gnna be so honest w yall i havent had the drive to do shit all lately like. i need dopamine kicks to function but nothings working for some reason ??? i bought a jjk book and i fucking love jjk so i should be excited but im ??? not????? fucked up how that works
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though, lingering over that last post....I wonder how easily this trips into horror story? I mean, in this world where there are child-producing marriages and then sisterhoods/brotherhoods for the rest, this obviously allows the family to keep a stranglehold on their collective assets and wealth. Therefore, I bet that family is an even more tightly-locked cage for those born into it.
Oh, you thought that if you could just escape marriage you'd be free, didn't you? You thought you could join the local order and letter manuscripts or tend goats or say prayers over the dying---but no. No, that's for other people's sons and daughters. You have no escape. You will serve your family forever, whether you will or no. You marry who they tell you to and live in your family's third-nicest castle your whole life; you can have as many lovers and bastards as you want, you can earn coin all on your own, if you can, but it will come to naught in the end. You will be cursed with absolute surety of where you fall: res nullius.
As it was and ever shall be, amen.
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Jack: Can I take you all with me to my therapist?
The monks: ... What?
Jack: She is convinced I've made you all up.
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MY PARTNER SAID THEY WERE DANGO COLORED AND I WAS LIKE "OMG UR RIGHT ?!" SO
THEIR FAMILY NAME IS DANGO IM CALLING THEM THAT FROM NOW ON. the salsa rosa + third sibling dango goes so hard !!
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to monk (i love sending asks)
can i pick you up and run away. banana boy.
Gourmand: Get out.
Yeah, unfortunately for you Monk is well guarded. To get to her you’ll have to first get through: her tank of a dad, her protective older brother, her serial killer secretly adopted older sister, and her very good at fighting forcibly adopted (kidnapped) older brother. Don’t think ur gonna make it tbh.
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