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Hey did you know that asexual/aromatic people are more prone to dehydration?
Yeah we don't really feel thirst
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psa
#jokes about this and then continues to do it#terrible post sorry#tbc this is a joke entirely at my own expense lol i am the LAST person to judge anybody else for this
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
#funny stuff#funny memes#puns#bad puns#pun#terrible puns#dad jokes#bad jokes#toilet#toilet joke#funny#funny post#funny polls#funny content#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#dumb jokes
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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore
They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#peri fairly oddparents#a new wish#periwinkle#the fairly oddparents#dev#my art#fanart#I like how both Peri and Dev is the type who prefers not directly express their feelings because they want to be seen as cool/independent#and be loved by the people that they care of#in other words#a tsundere//hit#jokes aside I like to think another reason why Dev cried during that scene is because-#he realized he's doing the same thing that his dad has done to him but on Peri#and yet Peri still cares for him despite his treatment towards him#like how Dev still loves his dad despite being a terrible father#and just..want to do everything right by him to earn his dad affection#man#Also ngl I have a hunch that Dev might still remember since Hazel's ''no rule'' wish was pretty vague#so maybe he counts in that wish?#plus he was wearing sunglasses before the memory wipe which maybe that won't affect him as well?#you can see I'm coping rn#I do hope this is only temporary and we will see them being back together in season 2 tho#giving them both some time to reflect and growth#because Peri clearly needs more experience in his job and Dev needs his character development for season 2
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"the WHAT"
#Terrible choice of words Gale lmao#BG3#Baldurs gate 3#Astarion#gale of waterdeep#Its such a stupid joke but it got a good chuckle out of me#I mean it was a lot funnier in my head lmao
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In which the Harkers take advantage of the lull between diary entries.
#there is a terrible 'Getting that vampire hunter D' joke to make here but I am hiding it in the tags rather than the comic#you're welcome#jonathan harker#mina harker#quincey morris#arthur holmwood#abraham van helsing#jack seward#dracula#dracula daily#re: dracula#my art
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is this anything?
#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#bobby dawn#brennan lee mulligan#i made this in like 10 seconds on my phone so forgive the terrible quality#if someone wants to take this joke and present it better please do and tag me in it/send it to me?
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Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour
2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage
bonus:
#photos not mine#this is a joke#but also not because why am i spending my hard earned cash to watch these men have sex on stage being an adult is so funny#also if someone wants to make a sister daniel one of ur girls edit plssss im begging u (or link if its already been done)#phan#dnp#tit spoilers#titspoilers#tit tour#dan and phil#terrible influence tour#dont want to put this in troye's tag or sweat tour tag tbh lol#amazingphil#daniel howell#phil lester
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i don’t remember if i ever shared this here, but a while ago i posted a little twitter thread about bats and gas station snacks and some very talented podficcers made a podfic of it! 🎧
[podfic] Jersey Vigilantes Don't Pump Gas by isweedan & reena_jenkins
original thread (text under the cut):
nested tweet reading: ever since i learned gotham is supposed to be in new jersey i can’t get this concept out of my head: [a badly drawn bumper sticker that says “jersey vigilantes don’t pump gas”] / quote tweet reading: the batmobile can’t just slip in and out of a gas station unnoticed. an employee HAS to go fill up the tank. meanwhile the tired night shift cashier knows the various robin eras because they come in to buy different snacks as time goes on.
one night while the manager is out filling *the literal batmobile* the cashier blinks and comes face to face with a child in a leotard and green boots, buying a pack of twizzlers. “thanks!” the first robin calls, somehow vaulting over two rows of shelves on his way out the door.
years later, after a stretch of quiet weeks, a new, curly-haired robin comes in and grabs a bag of flamin hot pepper puffs. the cashier doesn’t even think robin 2 actually likes them, but he looks really satisfied with himself every time he drops them on the counter.
(even after the second robin abruptly stops coming in, the cashier keeps slipping flamin hot pepper puffs onto their order list. no one else ever buys them, but it just—feels like the thing to do, somehow.)
a stretch of months without a robin, oddly tense. then the third robin appears, even smaller than the first two. he slips inside and buys a cup of black coffee and drains it in one go right at the coffee station, nervously eyeing the door like he’s afraid he’ll be caught.
the fourth robin, when she shows up, makes a beeline for the protein bars. finally, the cashier thinks, someone remotely sensible for this line of work. (though maybe not sensible enough—or maybe TOO sensible—because small caffeine robin is back a few months later.)
the fifth robin, when he first appears, approaches the counter. “you will direct me to the best snacks new jersey has to offer,” he tells the cashier.
“uh,” the cashier says. “i like sour patch kids, myself.”
robin 5 nods. “i will take a bag of sour patch children.”
(one night, not much later, red hood strolls through the door. the cashier has lived in gotham for over a decade now; they barely blink, even when nightwing bounds in after him.
“oh, shit, flamin hot pepper puffs,” red hood says. “i haven’t had these in ages.”
“aw, come on,” nightwing says, already holding a pack of twizzlers. “no one else can stand those.”
“why do you think i got them in the first place, dickhead?” red hood says. “to fend off new jersey’s number one snack thief.” and he buys buys every bag in stock.)
#feat. my own terrible art drawn in the notes app of a decade-old ipad#the joke being that you can’t pump your own gas in new jersey#which i’m sure has been joked about plenty before#anyway the podfic is a delight and every once in a while i remember about it and re-listen for a giggle#batfam#my fic#OBVIOUSLY BRUCE HAS HIS OWN GAS PUMP IN THE CAVE#or the batmobile runs on solar (because it’s sustainable and discreet NOT because superman thinks that’s cool)#but: imagine.
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this idea's been rattling around in my brain for FAR too long and i can't make it pay rent so im finally evicting it onto the page
I'll add the links to the rest of the pages under the readmore as I complete them!
[START] - You Are Here
[more WIP]
#fallout 4#fallout#nick valentine#sole survivor#long time coming#comic#frankly i could have had the start point be waaaay later and save my time and energy However consider this: i get to do some funny banter#and a terrible knock knock joke
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"You just wanted to keep it for yourself, admit it."
—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 03
#jack and joker#jack & joker#jack and joker the series#yin anan#war wanarat#yinwar#jack x joke#jack&jokeredit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#my edits.#i give up#this colouring is is terrible#the last gif is somewhat ok but the rest is all over the place#maybe it's the terrible carpet lmao#i had the gf look over it with me#she thinks it's fine 🤞🤞🤞
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Ngl I keep thinking about your Ride Kamens comic where the green haired guy is brought back to reality when MC reminds him it's a front and he's all sad after he did all that work. And the only thing coming to mind is how the special name should be "Trois for Moi" to keep in with the French name game and the rhyming. I don't even play this game but I've been thinking about this all week
I. did think of "Trois for Toi" after I posted it. :') but uhhhhh leave Leon alone HE'S DOING HIS BEST OKAY
#art#ride kamens#jokes...en français!#saigo: bien cuit s'il vous plaît#agent: ...excusez-moi#that said trois for moi does work better because it was a very stupid reference to chili's three for me anyway#and i get mixed up between tu and toi so i don't even know if trois for toi like...works#i mean the worse it is the funnier it is i guess but i want to be RIGHT#(though my french is also vache-esque so please forgive me if i screwed something up terribly)
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(Sorry I had to shorten some quotes)
From: Anna Karenina-Leo Tolstoy A Tale Of Two Cities-Charles Dickens Moby Dick-Herman Melville Pride & Prejudice-Jane Austen War Of The Worlds-H.G. Wells The Iliad-Homer The Great Gatsby-F. Scott Fritzgerald The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer-Mark Twain The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn-Mark Twain The Divine Comedy-Dante Alighieri Romeo & Juliet-William Shakespeare My Immortal-Tara Gilesbie
#bookblr#books and literature#books and libraries#books and reading#classic literature#literature#literacy#quotes#book quotes#funny#bad jokes#terrible jokes#joke poll#academia#english literature#my immortal#ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
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An X-men sketch dump (ft. older doodles of myself idk idk). :)) Of course Kurt makes the most appearances. My fav doodle is probably sleepy Kurt in the second sketch page. This was when I was drawing him as a silly guy because later I try something else and idk if it works out lol.
Gave Jubilee some dimple piercings!! and ofc Kurt has one ear pierced. Also more shirtless Gambit doodles coming soon. Thank you X-men 97 for Morph and Logan, and the comics for Kurt and Logan also. I wish I would've added Ororo to the banter buddies, purely because I know she'd be lovingly roasting them alive. We love her. <3
I'm truthfully not happy with many of these doodles, but I'm posting them anyway, because I need to share my love for the X-men right now!! I feel like I'm going insane aisjisjis.
Idk when I finished these rip lol.
#omensarttag#i call kurt my wife as an inside joke with a friend and ofc i cant help but put tons of doodles and notes abt it. idk why i do that#xmen morph#kurt wagner#x men#hey what is morphs real name i actually have no idea omg im terrible#nightcrawler#artwork#digital art#x men 97#x men comics#marvel xmen#xmen fanart#fanart#logan howlett#ororo munroe#remy lebeau#jean grey#x men storm#x men wolverine#gambit xmen#jubilation lee#x men jubilee#art dump#sketch dump#artists on tumblr#queued post#queue#sorry for all the tags i hate them actually but also yk how it is
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#I got a lot of time on my hands did you notice ahaha#but it’s fun making these so whatever#pokemon#Pokemon horizons#terrible puns#Friede#professor friede#comic strip#pokeani#anipoke#dad jokes#pokemon comic
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This place is a message…and part of a system of messages…pay attention to it!
isles echoes so much of s1 that it felt like a show play. theres something harrowing as an unknown entity. nothing primordial like the light and dark, or maybe it is. isles wasnt a True universe in the way that mianite seasons 1 and 2 were. it was called mianitian isles. something close, something similar, but not quite the same as the others
it wants to be adored by silly little mortals who will devote themselves to its cause. it wants to be human, but only the shape of one. it wants to be greater than mere mortal beings. it wants to be indescribable.
sounds kind of like it wants to be a god
#fuck the main cast (<THATS A JOKE) i wanna know whats up with the worldbuilding of mianite and the relationship of gods that had a childhood#theres so much here about godhood and how its a terrible thing because to be divine is to loose your humanity and sure you can be “an eleva#but there is always a consequence to that. power has a cost. but these gods didnt ascend#they grew up into it like an inheritance#are you really willing to bind yourself to duty? are you willing to let yourself be objectified into the thing you will be prayed for?#are you willing to watch another desire such a horrible fate?#mianite#mianite fa#mianitian isles#mcyt#ianite#dianite#mianite the character#my art
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