Machi's #15 DPxDC Idea
Bruce couldn't understand what was happening, or why, or how, or why, or when, or well, anything at all. One day he found two civilians, two teens goofing around the cave like two newlyweds. When Batman, with capital B; tried to interrogate them he only got mockery.
"What's with the long face?" They said before disappearing through one of the smaller caves. For a moment Bruce thought he had hallucinated the Asian boy and the Hispanic girl. Only to find the same Hispanic girl with a blond boy making out on Red Robin's bike. Plus another couple with them! And all of them were holding hands!
Then, a few days later, while he was investigating the lower levels of the batcave he found a black boy with a red beanie flirting with Jason, and Jason was flirting back? Batman had to pull everybody out of the caves and call for an emergency meeting. Only to find a boy with black hair passed out at the meeting table, using Batman's reports as cushions. Sitting next to him was a girl with also dark hair drinking with a straw from a coconut.
"Poor Danny," she said. "After all these years he still can't deal with alcohol." And then she promptly started to offer coconut milk to everyone.
He snapped at her but she only raised an eyebrow and left carrying the boy, Danny, on her back. And then the music started. Day and Night it would start playing at the most random moments. Samba, Rumba, Fados, Boleros, K-pop, anything went in, they even accepted petitions if the kids yelled loud enough. Steph had gotten in the habit of asking for Kill Bill's OST and Dick constantly asked for Taylor Swift. They even answered when Damian complained about their choices and asked for Chopin's nocturne. And then the batcave started to grow flowers! And trees? And the fruit was edible? What the heck?
"Sounds to me like you have a nymph infestation," said Wonder Woman after hearing his rant report. Batman stared at her like she had grown another head.
"I mean, flower powers, free love, did they have pointed ears?" Batman nood. "Yup, definitely a nymph infestation." Batman kept staring at her. Don't look at me like that, they are very common where I come from. The only solution is to wait until they get bored and move on. If you try to get rid of them violently not only you will fail. But also will risk the wrath of the gods." Batman kept staring. Wonder woman sighed. "I will call Pan to see if he is missing any nymphs and wants them back".
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Weight Loss: The Top 6 Fruits for Effective Weight Loss Snacks
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Today on #foodforthought I’d like to share this sketch #realigningobjectives inspired by experience.
It’s easy to fall into the trap of defining and rationalising a rigid personal #reason, #purpose and #motivation for performing a task, working on, or mastering something, for some of us to even continue living.
We use this very reason to drive us forward, to develop or degrade ourselves and our surrounding beings and environment, to behave in extreme ways, and to tolerate extremes.
Few questions to ask ourselves here:
What are we really seeking?
Are our beliefs sustainable?
Are our actions sustainable?
Where do we draw the line?
What do we really need to do to realign and maintain balance?
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🌱 10 Surprising Foods for a Lower Your Cholesterol Level! 💚
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Fatty Fish Fiesta: Dive into a plate of fatty fish like salmon, mackerel, or trout. These omega-3-rich superstars can help lower triglycerides and increase good cholesterol levels, all while satisfying your seafood cravings.
Leafy Green Love: Popeye was onto something with his spinach obsession! Leafy greens like spinach, kale, and collard greens are low in calories and high in fiber, making them an excellent choice for maintaining healthy cholesterol levels.
Bean Bounty: Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart — and your cholesterol levels too! Whether you prefer black beans, kidney beans, or chickpeas, legumes are packed with soluble fiber, protein, and antioxidants, making them a must-have for any low cholesterol diet.
Tea Time Triumph: Swap out your usual cup of joe for a soothing cup of tea. Green tea, in particular, is rich in antioxidants called catechins, which have been shown to help lower cholesterol levels and improve heart health.
Dark Chocolate Delight: Indulge your sweet tooth guilt-free with a square of dark chocolate. Not only is dark chocolate delicious, but it also contains flavonoids, antioxidants that can help reduce bad cholesterol levels and lower blood pressure.
Whole Grain Wonder: Make the switch to whole grains for a cholesterol-friendly alternative to refined grains. Foods like brown rice, quinoa, and whole wheat bread are rich in fiber and nutrients, making them a smart choice for your heart health.
By incorporating these tasty and nutritious foods into your diet, you can take control of your cholesterol levels and support your heart health for years to come.
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Natural Ways to Increase Breast Size: A Simple Guide
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I said before that Janja is taking out his insecurities on Cheezi and Chungu. I think it doesn’t help that the two of them have a slight obsession with him. While they do question him, they would never go fully against him unlike Nne and Tano. They admire him far too much for that.
In the same episode, they cannot stop thinking about him to a point where they even start dreaming about Janja.
Cheezi and Chungu are easy to use for Janja. They do what he says, they compliment him, they don’t challenge his leadership. They make him feel important so with Janja pretending to be better and smarter than the rest, I think Cheezi and Chungu also started to feel a bit more dumber than they actually are around him and with Janja constantly insulting them too they eventually just started to believe it - to a point where they feel they are dependent on him because at least Janja knows what to do.
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