#no beta we die like uncle ben

[gritsandbrits]

I should've added more to that amy and elise story but i had to get the thoughts out.

[begaycommittreason]

one of the Best things to ever come out of fanfiction is the ‘no beta we die like [insert notoriously dead character]’ tag

it’s so unhinged and it makes me chuckle every time, especially if the character is alive in canon

[allysunny]

imagine miguel x fem!reader who absolutely LOVES disney, and she’s able to convince miguel to watch snow white and the seven dwarfs (1937) with her. At first miguel thinks it’s just a boring cartoon, but ends up enjoying it. More importantly, he enjoys watching it with you

Watching Snow White with Miguel O'Hara

Words: 2.1k words

Warnings: None! Just pure fluff! Miguel is very skeptical and a somewhat bore but he's OUR skeptical and a smowhat bore! Please do correct me on the spanish if it's incorrect! No beta, we die like Uncle Ben.

A/N: Hey everyone!!! Here's another one of your requests! This one is short - I've been experimenting with that bullet point headcanon sort of format I told you guys about. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I loved writing this nevertheless! It had been a while since I had watched the movie, so I got to rewatch it and have a fun time :)

It's been a while since I've written for Miggy - please go easy on me!

I hope you all enjoy this!

You’d suggested watching Snow White after jokingly calling him “Grumpy”. He’d come home one day sulking because of some Spider Society affairs (apparently, he did not like the way that new Miles Morales kid handled thing – “too emotional”, he said), and you’d taken one good look at him and called him “Grumpy”. He clearly didn’t understand what you were referring to, so you thought it’d be a fun way for you to spend an afternoon.

Miguel didn’t get the appeal of animated movies. He thought they were for children and hadn’t watched many. They weren’t his style either – Miguel liked biopics, historical drama, not silly little animated musicals with talking animals and, in his humble opinion, “very impossible happy endings” – when you told him you believed in happy endings because you’d found yours with him, he blushed and turned away, pouting and mumbling something about “you clearly being the exception because you were special and perfect in every way”

One Saturday afternoon, you were feeling particularly lazy, so after cleaning the apartment with him, you decided to celebrate. It was time for a much-deserved rest. You prepared some popcorn, grabbed a few blankets (for yourself of course – Miguel thought you were an undiagnosed psychopath because of the number of blankets you loved to cuddle under), and sat on the couch.

When Miguel looked at you, he raised an eyebrow.

“What are you doing?” he asked, noticing the popcorn on your lap.

“I think it’s about time you get schooled on the art of animation.” You smiled and patted the seat on the couch next to you.

Miguel made a soft “tch” sound but sat nevertheless, wrapping an arm around you, as he always did. He could be grumpy and pout all he wanted, but you had him wrapped around your finger.

“So, what are you making me watch, huh muñeca?”

“We’re watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarves,” you quickly searched for the movie on your TV, and grinned once the bright Disney logo shone.

“Really? A kid’s movie? That’s why you’re wasting my time?” Miguel quirked one eyebrow and crossed his arms.

You scoffed, clearly offended. Sure, you could see his muscles through the fabric of the shirt when he crossed his arms like that, but it was beside the point and you would not let it deter you.

“It’s not just a kid’s movie! In fact, it was the first ever animated movie! It was a trendsetter! This movie walked so all animated movies could run! It’s a landmark in cinema history, it’s - “

“Vale, vale,” Miguel interrupted you, “I get it. It’s a big deal. Very important. Can you just press play?”

And so, you did!

At first, Miguel didn’t get it. It was silly. The plot was silly. Very silly, actually. Why would a Queen be worried about not being the prettiest? It sounded like a very weak reason to hate someone. It’s not like this Snow White girl wanted to steal her throne or her kingdom. And why dress her in rags?  Clothes wouldn’t be able to hide her physical appearance. Sure, they could make her look dirty and unkempt, but they wouldn’t necessarily make her ugly. And what’s the deal with that Magic Mirror anyway? How can it talk? Why is it magic? Does magic exist in this world? How? It’s not really established, it just sort of exists. And the animation – it wasn’t at all that good. It was rather rudimentary, and not at all like the great landmark you mentioned.

“Miguel, it’s a movie. Don’t think about it too much,” you’d mumbled when you saw his expression, the one he always had, with the furrowed brows and tightened lips, the one that signalled he was deep in thought. “Just go with it, okay?”

He did.

Once the Prince and Snow White shared their first duet, he was kind of sceptical, but after taking one good look at you and your content expression, he relaxed, holding you tighter. You curled into his side and smiled.

And to be honest, he started getting into it.

After the Queen made her request to have the Huntsman hunt down Snow White, he shook his head. “What a hateful woman,” he said. “Hunting down a poor innocent girl just because of her beauty. Maybe the reason she’s not ‘the fairest of them all’ is because she’s actually hideous on the inside”. You beamed at that. Miguel seemed to be getting in the spirit.

Once Snow White found out from the Huntsman about the Queen’s order and ran away into the forest, you could sense Miguel was nervous. The dark shadows and hidden figures that so scared the young Princess had him tense up. You nearly chuckled out loud. He was scared. “Everything alright, my love?” you asked him. “Pobrecita….” Was all he said, shaking his head.

When Snow White started singing and gathering the animals around her, Miguel snorted. You looked up at him, confused. What seemed to be so funny?

“That’s you,” he said, pointing at the screen.

“Excuse me?”

“That’s you, alright. Always surrounded by people, bringing them together. Everyone in Spider Society loves you. Watching you interact with those idiots is like watching this movie.” He looked at you and you melted before those chestnut eyes. Bringing your hand up, you pressed a soft kiss on his jaw and turned to the movie once again.

How sweet he was.

He could try all he wanted. He could be tall, bulky, mean, scary Miguel all he wanted at HQ – around you, he was as needy as a lost puppy.

“Pft – look at her! Breaking into a random house in the woods. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is how she got herself killed.” “Miguel, shhh –“ “It’s the truth! What if this is a trap set by the Queen, huh? Snow White is not as careful as she should be.” You chuckled at Miguel’s comments, most of them which funny rather than annoying. His scepticism and aloofness in life provided him with a different, more realistic view on the movies. You had to admit though – he was right. What if it was a trap?

“Hah – that’s us,” Miguel said as Snow White began to clean up the house. “Although I wouldn’t want a weasel cleaning my plates – is that deer licking them?!” “It’s a –“ “Yeah, yeah, I know. ‘It’s a movie Miggy, don’t think too hard about it’. I know, I’ve heard it. I’m just stating a fact – it’s disgusting.” You hummed, “I’ll be sure to keep that in mind next time you feel like licking me –“ “That’s different cariño, I just can’t help –“, “You’re not watching, Miguel!”

“That’s grumpy?!” Miguel’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. You laughed, shrugging your shoulders. “I think you look exactly like him. And look at his scowl!” Miguel shook his head and pouted, and while you should’ve stopped teasing him, you just couldn’t stop with the laughter. He looked exactly like the character, with his sulking expression and crossed arms. You had to pause the movie for a while because tears were streaming down your face. Miguel sulked even further, and only relaxed once you’d kissed him plenty and told him he was “a very handsome grumpy” and “the grumpy of your heart”.

“Tch, if I’m Grumpy, then you’re Dopey.” “WHAT?!”

It’s important to note it was only now that Miguel even realised you were clutching a bowl of popcorn, so he accused you of “hoarding” and placed in on his lap so the both of you could share. Or, well, share whatever was left of it.

You two watched the rest of the movie, Miguel still throwing in small quips about the characters here and there. He smiled as the dwarves danced with Snow White, foot actually tapping to the rhythm of the song. When Grumpy seemed to melt after the princess had kissed his head, he almost melted. “Maybe I am your Grumpy after all”, he said, to which you giggled and took a popcorn from the bowl.

 As soon as the Evil Queen appeared once again, he scowled cursing her name in Spanish.

“Snow’s far too kind for her own good. Who’d take an apple from a stranger? The dwarves told her not to let anyone in. She’s far too trusting for her own good.” He mumbled, shoving handful of popcorn into his mouth (you’d had to go get a new pack). “Well, she’s kind and good. She saw someone in need and wanted to help. It’s not necessarily a bad thing.” You replied. “Yes, but people take advantage of her. The Evil Queen is preying on her kindness. Qué pendeja…”

It was eerily quiet once Snow was inside the coffin, and the dwarves were mourning her loss. You tried to say something about it, but he quickly shushed you. The tables had turned – this was it; he was interested in the movie.

But that sadness did not last long. The Prince came along and kissed Snow White, waking her up. Of course, Miguel being Miguel, he made some sort of comment about how “how creepy it was he’d just kissed a corpse out of nowhere”, but there was a smile in his face when they rode off to his kingdom, so you paid it no mind.

After the movie had ended, you looked at him. It was hard to decipher what was going on inside that beautiful head of his, but you tried, nevertheless.

“So?”

“So what?”

“Did you like it?”

Miguel stared at the television some more, his eyebrows slightly furrowed.

“You’re telling me this was the first ever animated movie?” he asked, still looking at the screen.

“The very first.”

“I see. Well, the animation was quite rudimentary,” he began, “And the plot had some flaws. Snow was far too trusting.”

You bit the inside of your cheek. Of course, it had all been in your head. Why would he have liked an animated movie? It wasn’t his style and all. He probably thought it was girly and stupid, and you’d just wasted his time.

You were beginning to utter an apology when he kept speaking.

“But it was fun. I liked it.” His eyes were soft, finally holding your gaze. Sure, the movie wasn’t particularly his type. He wasn’t a big fan of princesses, and there were far too many musical numbers for his taste. But he got to spend one whole afternoon with you in his arms, watching as you smiled and giggled and gushed over this movie that you clearly held so dear in your heart, and he would do it all again in a heartbeat, just for the privilege of seeing you happy.

And if that wasn’t love, then what was it?

“It reminded me of how selfless and kind you are.”

You blushed under his praise, and hid your face in the crook of his neck. Miguel brought his hand up and caressed your cheek absentmindedly.

“I’m serious, cariño. Sure, I may be Grumpy all you want, but you’re just as good and altruistic as she is.”

You looked up into his eyes, cheeks aflame and heart all fuzzy.

“You think so?”

Miguel smiled and placed a chaste kiss on your forehead.

“No, I’m joking. You’re Dopey.”

He laughed loudly and you huffed, throwing the now empty popcorn bowl aside to all but jump on him, attempting to tackle him doing and tickle him. He let you do whatever you wanted for a while, pretending you could compete with him, falling on the couch and feigning defeat. But he quickly got bored, and held both of your arms with one hand, flipping the two of you so you were laying on your back, and he hovered over you.

When he kissed your neck repeatedly, you laughed out loud, willing to surrender. Miguel knew all your secret spots – he nosed the one you were most ticklish in, and you yelped, feet kicking up. He merely smirked at this reaction and kept placing kiss after kiss after kiss on the column of your neck.

“As I was saying,” he said, matter-of-factly, lifting his head to kiss you gently on the lips. You were so beautiful; he wondered what the shock he must’ve done to have the privilege to be with such an amazing woman.

“I enjoyed our time together. If you’re happy, then I’m happy. ¿Mañana vemos otra?”

[we-die-like-x-tag-tournament]

Round 5, Poll 3

[apple-juice16]

Fanfics I found enjoyable. Like a lot. My personal favs.

Masterkey override or the one time when everyone realised that Lance was smart ClaraCivry (Kat_of_Dresden)

No Archive Warnings Apply, Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt, Lance (Voltron)Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Matt Holt, Coran (Voltron), Smart Lance, Surprised Team, Insecure Lance (Voltron), Awesome Pidge, Types of intelligence, Realisations, People appreciatng Lance, Fluff

Basically, Lance asks Pidge to teach him some technical stuff, and it turns out that he is more intelligent than any of them thought (including Lance himself). A smart Lance fic, for all your smart Lance needs, featuring awesome teacher Pidge and startstruck team.

Words: 1,323 - Chapters: 1/1

Monopoly was a bad idea - AuroraDownTheRabbitHole

No Archive Warnings Apply, Keith/Lance (Voltron), Allura/Shiro (Voltron), Keith & Shiro (Voltron), Keith & Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura & Coran & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt & Shiro, Keith & The Blade of Marmora, Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Kolivan (Voltron), Ulaz (Voltron), Thace (Voltron), Antok (Voltron), Swearing, Team as Family, Board Games, Monopoly (Board Game) - Freeform, Chaos, Domestic Fluff, Dads of Marmora (Voltron)

The blade of marmora members really shouldn't have let the paladins play Monopoly,you know what they say you only play board games with the people you want to break bonds with ............. this was a big mistake.

Words: 660 - Chapters: 1/1

An Eye for an Eye - DpsMercy

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Martin Blackwood & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Sasha James & Tim Stoker, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Michael | The Distortion & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Helen | The Distortion & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus, Not Them (The Magnus Archives), Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), Other Character Tags to Be Added, Jon is from Night Vale, Crack Treated Seriously, Friendship, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fix-It of Sorts, Jon becomes friends with most avatars, Spooky shenanigans, Jon is too chill to be scared, No beta we die like Gertrude's assistants, Typical Night Vale Weirdness, Typical Night Vale Violence, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives), typical TMA horror

In which Jonathan Sims is not from the UK but instead, if you took his origins and turned them sideways twice then flipped them over, he technically would be from the US, the town of Night Vale specifically. Elias can’t do shit about it and gets a headache and slowly creeping madness instead. ***** On indefinite hiatus

Words: 15,555 - Chapters: 9/?

Welcome to...The Magnus Institute? - princeetheo

No Archive Warnings Apply, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Carlos/Cecil Palmer, Georgie Barker/Melanie King, Elias Bouchard/Peter Lukas, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Elias Bouchard, Peter Lukas, Rosie Zampano, Georgie Barker, Melanie King, Jessica Law (Fictionalized), Jordan Kennedy, Ben Below (fictionalized), Basira Hussain, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Dana Cardinal, Steve Carlsberg, Janice (Welcome to Night Vale), Abby Palmer, Cecilos are Jon sims parents AAAA, Non-Human Cecil Palmer, Cecil Palmer is Described, Autistic Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Trans Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Awkward Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), jon sims and dana cardinal are childhood besties, steve carlsberg is the best uncle, Cecil Palmer's Fashion Sense, Dork Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), eye avatar cecil palmer, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, FUCK CANON !, we ball, no beta we die like danny stoker, Pining Martin Blackwood, The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood

Carlos 'The Scientist' Sims and Cecil Palmer are Jonathan Sims parents, that's it. that's the fic.

Words: 2,325 - Chapters: 3/?

jonathan sims: part-time archivist, part-time wanted murderer, full-time bitch

ceruleancats

No Archive Warnings Apply, Jon & Several Cats, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Georgie Barker, Jude Perry, Michael "Mike" Crew, Basira Hussain, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Elias Bouchard, Martin Blackwood, Humor, Comed, ya bit cracky, Based on a Tumblr Post, everyone thinks jon killed leitner and they revere him for it, Season 3, Season 3 AU, Canon Asexual Character, Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Cats

Jon didn't kill Jurgen Leitner, but no matter how many times he tries to tell people that, they just don't seem to believe him! It's not all bad, though: while he is a wanted murderer on the run from the cops, Leitner was apparently so universally despised that Institute employees and Avatars alike are tripping over themselves to help him out. Now, he just has to figure out how to clear his name (though that's easier said than done).

Words: 17,189 - Chapters: 10/10

The White Wolf - JaskiersWolf

No Archive Warnings Apply, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, Nenneke (The Witcher), Shapeshifting, Shapeshifter Jaskier | Dandelion, Wolf Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion, Feral Jaskier | Dandelion, Established Relationship, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Protective Jaskier | Dandelion, Pack Cuddles, Sleepy Cuddles, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Mild Blood

Following an unfortunate encounter with a mage, Geralt gets cursed into a wolf. Jaskier and Geralt must travel the Continent in search of someone that can help them. - Can be read as a stand alone

Words: 6,018 - Chapters: 3/3

Five times Jaskier hid nothing from Geralt and one time the Witcher finally noticed the obvious

cucumber_of_doom

No Archive Warnings Apply, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier can talk to animals, Geralt is so dense he might collapse into a black hole at any moment, can be read as pre relationship, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Cares About Jaskier | Dandelion, curses gone right, 5+1 Things

Jaskier has a special talent he never tried to hide from Geralt: He can understand and talk to animals. He never tried to hide this from Geralt, but our witcher is a bit dense.

Words: 6,747 - Chapters: 1/1

The Viscount - pukner

No Archive Warnings Apply, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Original Characters, Eskel (The Witcher), Essi Daven, Valdo Marx, 5+1 Things, POV Multiple, Human Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Being a Feral Bastard, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is So DoneIdentity Shenanigans, Trans Jaskier | Dandelion, Genderfluid Jaskier | Dandelion, we're spicing things up yk, canon-typical weird euphemisms, POV Outsider, update it has feelings now, and yennskierand geraskierand geraskifer, why is it getting long

"I can't imagine just telling people I'm from Lettenhove, though," the man says, a smile caught in his voice, "How do you do it?" "Can I tell you a secret?" asks Jaskier, tone taking on a conspiratory tilt. Then, in a whisper that is no quieter than his earlier speech, "I think it's funny." "Funny!" says the man, laughing. Funny, thinks Geralt, bemused. Lettenhove isn't actually a real place. But Jaskier is certainly the Viscount of it. (Or, five times Jaskier tells someone he's the Viscount of Lettenhove, and one time he tells the truth.)

Words: 14,584 - Chapters: 4/5

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

Grief

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54317380 by Lailuhhh The anniversary of Ben’s death is right around the corner and Peter is nowhere to be found Words: 1659, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 5 of Backlogged Works Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Mess, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, No beta we die like Uncle Ben read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54317380

[junsei-draws-rotasu]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49539829

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Benjamin Parker | Spider-Man Noir & Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker Characters: Peter Benjamin Parker | Spider-Man Noir, Peter Parker, Spider God (Marvel), May Parker (Spider-Man), Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Michelle "MJ" Jones Additional Tags: No beta we die like Uncle Ben, This Fic only exist because I want more Noir content and MCU Spidey is my host, Author will be acting Spider God because he can, MCU Peter getting unexpected and unnecessary Traumas, The Spider God disagrees and says he's giving character development, Peter Parker not having a good time, BAMF Peter Parker, Mild Gore, Pre-Spider-Man: Homecoming, It's actually 1 month and a half since civil war lol, author is winging this, At some point. Author will write Peter getting away calling a cop a dick, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, This is more like a Alternate Timeline, Thank you Loki :), Out of Character, PLease be nice about my coding. I just figured out how to use CSS in ao3, Inappropriate Use Of 1930s Slang, get your mind of the gutter. it's nothing like that

Summary:

MCU Peter Parker got hit by a drone during his patrol then suddenly he receives Spider-Man Noir's memory!

Timeline Pre-Homecoming: 1 month and a half since the civil war. MCU Peter was Swinging around the city, hand on a phone, texting Happy; then out of nowhere, a drone hit Peter!

In another timeline, the drone wouldn't have hit Peter, but he was on his phone and wasn't paying attention. And his Spider-sense didn't deem the drone to be a threat. (idiot)

[ironstrangeao3]

The Weight Of A Soul(is far too heavy to bear alone)

by ocyeanic

After his parents, Ben, and May die Peter is left in an orphanage & let's just say the owners are not the nicest.

While trying to grapple with the deaths of his Aunt & Uncle, be a super-hero, take care of his siblings, make enough money to support them, doge the questions his friends give him on all his injury's, not starve to death because of his stupid metabolism, try to ignore his stupidly cute new lab partner, get along with the new vigilante on the block, and make sure the avengers don't find out his identity and/or kill him.

It's a lot to say the least. Will Peter be able to trust and reach out for help before its too late or will the presser of everything slowly crush him?

Or Let's throw everything at Peter Parker and see how long it takes for him to break

This is my first fanfic so please keep that in mind! I welcome all criticism I have no idea wtf im doing!:P

Words: 850, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Nick Fury, Happy Hogan, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Wade Wilson, Matt Murdock, Original Characters, Skip Westcott

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Thor, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Avengers Team & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Original Character(s), Matt Murdock & Peter Parker & Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Team Red (Marvel), Hurt/Comfort, Irondad, spiderson, Worried Tony Stark, Tony Stark Does What Tony Stark Wants, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Past Torture, Past Rape/Non-con, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Peter thinks he can do everything himself, he cant, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Mess, Medical Inaccuracies, Slow Burn, im gonna fit as many over done tropes as I can into this bad boy, Orphan Peter Parker, no beta we die like tony stark, does anyone actually read all of these tags?, Self-Harm, peter is just super traumatized in all corners, he thinks he hiding it well, he is not, De-Aged Wade Wilson, Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall, Everyone’s at least a little traumatized, scratch that there all extremely traumatized, Peter Parker Has Panic Attacks, Everyone Has Issues, Peter Parker Has Nightmares, I have no idea what I’m doing, My First AO3 Post, THERE IS 0 CANNON IN THIS FIC CANNON CAN GO FUCK ITSELF, It’s in first person I’m sorry but I can’t for the life of me wright in 3rd, Peter Parker Has a Family he just doesn't know it yet, peter Parker got kidnapped by hydra 4 a bit he is most definitely not coping, everyone is ooc

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46213936

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

Call it Fate, Call it Karma

Call it Fate, Call it Karma by RocketNotTheRaccoon

“And… What about you?” “What about me?” She chuckled. “Your name, silly. Who are you?” Izuku perked up at this. “Oh, you know,” he shrugged, shooting up a web to the tallest surrounding building. “Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.” He saluted as he was launched into the air. +++ Spidey-Deku AU because I saw one picture on Pinterest and lost my shit

Words: 1753, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Sensei | All For One, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri

Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Sensei | All For One & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Good Parent Midoriya Inko, Quirked Spiders, Mixed Midoriya Izuku, Accidental Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, eventually just wait, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, No beta we die like Uncle Ben

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48504472

[fuckyeahdarcylewis]

Too Busy Being Yours

by j (jreads)

After a highly publicized breakup, actress Darcy Lewis goes home in hopes of moving on.

[Title from the song Do I wanna know? by Arctic Monkeys]

Words: 8, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Darcy Lewis, James "Bucky" Barnes, Jane Foster (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Pietro Maximoff

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Social Media, No beta we die like Uncle Ben, Friends to Lovers, Attempt at Humor, smut???, Maybe - Freeform, tropey, Darcy Lewis is Tony Stark's Daughter

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[ao3feed--reylo]

i hate you this christmas

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/H0h8nvZ

by ninepiecesofcrait

When Ben’s horrible uncle dies and leaves him a bed and breakfast in the New Hampshire mountains, he only goes with the intention to sell the place or burn it down. Too bad he doesn’t own the entire property. Too bad the person who owns the acreage and the Christmas tree farm is a feral wildcat of a woman. Too bad they hate each other, but their bodies want to fuck. Too bad.

Words: 3666, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Rose Tico, Armitage Hux

Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Christmas Romcom, it’s a christmas tree farm bed and breakfast au!, we’ve all seen this story before and we love it, a lil cracky probs, i am not a lawyer and i also know that wills don’t work this way, NEVERTHELESS, alternating pov, disgraced lawyer ben bolo, grouchy rey, Grumpy x Grumpy, Belligerent Sexual Tension, snowed in oh NO, Plot? What Plot?, this is – and I cannot emphasize this enough – TRASH, No Beta We Die Like Clones

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[lila-rae]

The tag #no beta we die like Uncle Ben is so damn out of pocket and yet I crack up every time I see it.

[ao3feed-friendsofspiderman]

Empty Spaces

by Kittyinkypaws

There’s empty spaces in MJ’s sketchbooks, and she can’t stop thinking about it. But thats’s ok. There are things to distract her; like the sweet (if very awkward) boy who visits the coffee shop she works at.

Words: 1144, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, Ned Leeds

Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Kinda, No beta we die like Uncle Ben, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Amnesia, Identity Reveal, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Mess, POV Michelle Jones, Awesome Michelle Jones, Bisexual Michelle Jones, which isn’t really plot relevant but it’s important to me, Bisexual Peter Parker, Again not relevant but I’m not straight so neither are they, Genius Michelle Jones

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40470282

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

If You Can Dodge Traffic You Can Dodge A Ball

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ES15Guk by 3SpicyGeeseInATrenchCoat After being dusted by Thanos, he ends up reverse dusted smack dab in the middle of Gotham. And almost immediately gets run over. - In which life has plenty of wrenches to throw at Peter. Also Peter, please, that isn't the light from heaven those are headlights. Words: 3332, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Alfred Pennyworth, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Barbara Gordon & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Dimension Travel, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Not Canon Compliant, Kinda, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Found Family, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, No beta we die like Uncle Ben, Slow To Update, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Traumatized Peter Parker, Other Additional Tags to Be Added read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ES15Guk

[we-die-like-x-tag-tournament]

Round 4, Poll 13

[ao3feed-petermj]

The boy who never existed but the Hero who did

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/jxvCLhr by ThePiperPied When Dr. Strange’s spell took hold, Spider-Man realized that once again he hadn’t been specific enough. He hadn’t realized that with the way he worded it that he had also been included in the everyone who would forget Peter Parker. And now Peter Parker never existed…but Spider-Man did. And he…didn’t really know how to handle it. A vignette fic. Words: 4182, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 1 of The One, The Only...Spider-Man Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: No Way Home - Fandom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Peter Parker, Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Stephen Strange, Happy Hogan, Aunt May Parker (Marvel), Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel) Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Stephen Strange Additional Tags: No Way Home AU, May and Ben are really only mentioned, same with Peters parents, Loss of Identity, Crack, treated with semi serious undertones, no beta we die like may, oof, sorry - Freeform, Mostly Canon Compliant, Post-Movie: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), Ned Leeds is a Good Friend, MJ is a good friend and girlfriend, Protective Happy Hogan, Spider-Man is a Little Shit, Humor, How do I tag?, Many many mentioned spider-people, a wild Matt Murdoc mention, Canon? absolutely not, Vignette read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/jxvCLhr