#nonbinary zhongli

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Hahahaaaaaaa......

I debated which characters I should draw with this meme.... I ended up drawing both versions (´･ω･`)

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heizhong

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(mod neuvi is specifically tagging @theyoungphoenix for this one)

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flags used;

background left to right: queer, bisexual

zhongli; genderfluid, bigender, transfeminine

heizou; aporagender

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2024 Version here!

One does not simply ask an archon their gender.

Redraw of this post from last year. On this blog, it's pride month all year long

See comparison from last year below the cut

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More Genshin pride icons! I used official character art so there's no need to credit me if you use these! Also feel free to request specific characters and flags!

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𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝐒𝐅𝐖)

<𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭. 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝟏𝟐 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐧>

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧.. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧! 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤, 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭. 𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐚! 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝. (𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐌𝐅𝐀𝐎)

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐓𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨.. 𝐒𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐝? 𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐝. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐒𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞,𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞. 𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭.



𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝.. 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, “𝐌𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞“, “𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠“, “𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭“ 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐄𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝐒𝐨, 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐛.

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Wanting A Hug

Anonymous requested: hello! ☺️ i really liked your bday zhongli writing and i was wondering if I could get some fluff/comfort hcs for him and whoever else you want to write for! The characters being in need of comfort and wanting to hug nb reader aka their partner? I've been told I give the best hugs lol and I would love to see how you interpret the characters wanting a hug how would they ask 😳 I hope that made sense 😅 thanks and take care of yourself! ❤️

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This was such a cute idea! I adore fluff so your request was so fun to do! I hope you enjoy anon and take care of yourself too! <3

Childe, Diluc, Xiao, Zhongli x Reader (Gender-Neutral/Nonbinary)

Warnings: Pure fluff, angst if you squint, hugging, established relationship, fluff/comfort

Words: ~950

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Childe (Tartaglia):

Pffft you think Childe would ask his partner for a hug? Heck no, he goes in for it

In fact, Childe is the master of sneaking up on his partner just to hug the life out of them

He lives for it

But in the instance that he actually needs it (which tbh I think it would be a lot just because I hc he is very lonely due to his deceitful personality) he is just silent around his partner. In this case, he doesn’t ask but he wants one and he doesn’t go for it. he isn’t sure how to ask his partner for a hug because he needs it for comfort

The whole ordeal makes him a bit uncomfortable but if his partner knows him well and gives him a hug, he is 100% grateful

He returns the hug with enough strength to squeeze out your life force, but he doesn’t mean to

He really just wants to feel his partner’s warmth and the hugs you give him in these cases mean the world to him

He is reminded that you are part of his family because you choose to be, you choose him, despite any awful things he may have done in his life

He is grateful for you and these hugs are the longest hugs because he will not let go until he feels a lot better

Be prepared to just be held for a long time

Diluc:

Tbh I can’t see Diluc as a really affectionate person unless he knows his partner for a long time and the trust between them is top tier

When he needs comfort his usual first instinct is to go off and fight Abyss Mages or Hilichurls and when that doesn’t work that is when he turns to his partner

He doesn’t admit it often, but you really do help him in ways he can’t quite understand

He enjoys your company but doesn’t like it when you see his negative sides and lol that can be a lot of his personality depending on the company he is with

So, when Diluc is need of comfort and he realizes that you can provide it, he will either go straight to your home or he will send a letter from the Winery and ask that you meet him, man has his maids prepare a whole feast for you lmao, but it is all so he can ask for a hug from you later

In the case that he goes to your home, he will look very serious, his expression softens only slightly before he lets out a sigh and asks

When your arms wrap around him, he feels like he is able to breathe and think correctly again

He hugs you tight and takes in your scent, loving just how you are his partner and can provide him with instant comfort

Even so, he likes to keep his hugs short unless he is in the romantic mood

Otherwise, like when he needs comfort and after a good hug, he just wants to hold your hand or stay in your presence

Xiao:

Not gonna lie, he would be the hardest one to ask for a hug

He doesn’t want to be close at all to mortals yet somehow you wormed your way into his heart

He takes that seriously

He watches over you when he can while being very dutiful about his adepti responsibilities

He is used to being alone and does not seek out comfort when he does find it too much to bear, but when it does get overwhelming or he realizes that you have impacted him in a way that he doesn’t like, he deems it your responsibility to make him feel better

So, his way of asking his partner for a hug is a bit standoffish. He will just stare you down and if you don’t get the message, he will get irritated lol. When he absolutely does have to use words, you best believe that he is capable of being flustered (maybe he is lowkey a tsundere)

He will still be cold but much diluc he will give in with a sigh and ask, “Can I hold you for a moment?” Or “Will you hold me?”

He despises the weakness of this though so the moments are very rare, but when they do happen, he will allow the moment and will make sure no one is around to ruin it, and if you mention it later well… Good luck Charlie aljfdlak

But on a serious note, he really does appreciate these rare moments with you, no matter how much he may deny it later

Zhongli:

THIS MAN THIS ARCHON – whoo boy if he needs comfort, he has no problem asking

It is just he doesn’t care when he asks, so it may pop up in weird moments

He will be like “May I have a hug right now?” or “I am feeling a bit nostalgic, would you be so kind as to hug me?” even just a small demand if he is really in the need of comfort “I’m going to hug you right now.”

He will apologize only to you later if you say it was bad timing but otherwise, he really isn’t sorry

He just loves your presence and since he is an archon… He doesn’t know much time with you he has so he takes every moment with you and cherishes it

Other than that, he really loves holding your hand or having his hand on your back

It comforts him greatly that way

I really can’t get into Zhongli too much without it turning angsty lol so enjoy that.

[ladyviren]

Nonbinary video game characters

[aphel1on]

- furina using "boku"

- arlecchino being referred to as "father"

4.0 massive nonbinary W

[aokumu]

lovers

[catyaka]

pass the wangsheng yuri cocaine

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ARCHIMEDES

PROLOGUE

. .𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗟𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵𝘀. .

"Experiment 8509, please try to move your right arm." the smaller silhouette does as asked, the attempt to move the right arm is successful with much struggle and hesitation.

"Very good, you've passed phase one..you may be useful after all. Phase two will be targeted soon..Tomorrow, we will start phase two. Be prepared 8509. Your orders until then are to rest.. Goodnight.." with the sound of heels clacking and a loud slam the room turned shifts into an uncomfortable silence.

...

"This is a doctor lociva, It seems Experiment 8509 behavior has become an issue. During phase one he was blank. Seemingly bored or dead if you wish, we are now at phase 5, he has become unpredictable and brash 8 other clones have been sent into his room to continue with phase 5 testing and each one has came out either dismembered or visibly unrecognizable, this may become a bigger issue later on if his emotional state gets worse. He may become a failed experiment later on. Please keep 8509 on notice.'' Just as the female's voice finishes talking, a slam is heard , the sight of a body flying to the other side of the hallway is seen, dismembered as the organs of the victim are missing as well as his eyes and tongue.

"this makes 9..please add this to the notice."

...

"Kuma.."

"Yes E8509?"

"I don't want this.."

"Unfortunately E8509..i have no say in this. And neither do you."

...

"This is doctor Locova speaking, doctor kuma has been killed by E8509, reason being unknown as doctor kuma didn't record her testing with experiment 8509, with only 5 qualified doctors left we may have to cancel the experiment with 8509. E8509 behavior has worsened much more than we expected. We have attempted to find out the cause of the emotional change, but every time it is brought up 8509 acts harsh and rash towards whoever. Even doctor kuma who was said to be the experiments favorite"

...

"It seems you have been causing trouble for my clones and doctors, no?" A deep chuckle is heard after the sentence yet he gets no response, just two young red eyes glaring at him almost murderously as he speaks."hm, it seems they weren't wrong about your rash behavior. You weren't this way when the experiments started. Or when we 'found' you." just as the male says this a loud crash is heard. "Nice try, but I'm a bit more experienced than my..workers." the male says a mocking smile is heard in his voice. "I suppose so..it's only a matter of time you slip up..." with a ragged and bored toned voice the older male finally gets a response out of the experiment. He chuckles before responding, "I suppose~ you're right, but only time will tell, 8509."

"You disgust me."

"I can tell."

Just experiment grunts at this going back to ignoring the doctor before here hears the sound of liquids being mixed.

"Don't worry. It's simply a numbing agent."

"I'm not going to let you."

"And why is that?"

"I have no reason to."

"Do you not trust me?"

"The last time I did it went wrong for me, did it not?"

"Hm, fair point."

Before The experiment can respond he feels a prick on his arm.

"Goodnight 8509. We will resume phase 12 while you're unconscious."

༒༒𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗘𝗦 ༒༒

ρяσℓσgυє

[sparkysxi]

Signora's Coffin is from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

here you guys go, the glorious harbinger crackfic that I've been sitting on since winter nights lazzo came out and haven't posted.

ao3 link (see for tags): https://archiveofourown.org/works/49167907

word count: 3k

Summary: Childe has the worst day of his life on a field trip to Wangsheng Funeral parlor with the rest of the Harbingers.

Childe wasn’t entirely sure how’d the others would react to…this. 

He could only stare at the remains of the fallen Signora and the packaging that they had been stuffed in by Tenshukaku. It was a long boat ride home, but the Tsaritsa wanted her beloved Signora returned home for a proper burial, and since there hadn’t been much in terms of leads on Scaramouche-the bastard-he could be dispatched to escort a fellow warrior to her final resting place. Of all the other Harbingers, he at least considered Signora to be loyal to the Tsaritsa alone as well. 

What a mess. 

~~

His attendants tried desperately to convince him to at least place her in an urn to present to Pierro, but Childe knew that Pierro would want to see the sorry state of…this. He carried her within his hand, trying to quell the bloodlust within him. How dare-well, the Shogun was a goddess, perhaps this is just what she thought. But the Fatui deserved to know of slights and insults against them to retaliate accordingly. 

Childe knocked on the door to Pierro’s office. A small woman, Pierro’s secretary of sorts, opened the door, and let him in. 

“I’ve got her.” 

Pierro turned from the chessboard he had been staring at, and Childe recognized Zhongli’s-no, Morax’s-gnosis, as well as one that must’ve been Barbatos’. It was awfully garish compared to Morax’s. 

He turned his attention back to Pierro, trying to keep his calm in the face of his leader, and held out the cloth bag, basically scrap fabric hastily stitched together, with a small tag on it, reading “Talk shit get obliterated -Ei”. 

Pierro’s eyes narrowed. “How dare that pompous little bitch!” He roared, taking the bag. “Look at this!” He turned to Childe, “Did you order a counter attack?” 

“I’d rather not be in a second bag, sir.” 

Pierro seemingly growled at him, causing Childe’s anxiety to spike. Pierro took a deep breath, calming himself. He muttered something under his breath in a language long forgotten, then looked at Childe again. “You did the right thing, to show me the transgression. Our forces in Inazuma have been considerably weakened with the loss of their Harbinger and the resolution of the Inazuman conflict.”

Childe nodded, keeping his eyes steadily on Pierro, who gently set the bag down and ripped away the offending tag and threw it into the fire. “Aleksandra,” he called to his secretary. She came over, and took the bag. “Please find her a suitable place somewhere while we procure a far more respectful…final place.” 

Aleksandra nodded and disappeared. Pierro looked to Childe. “Come, Tartaglia. We must gather the Harbingers.” 

~~

Looking over a side of the ship they were on, Liyue Harbor in the distance, Childe had to remind himself that coming here was his idea, somehow.

Pierro had asked where they could get the best coffins possible in Teyvat, and well, Childe had but one recommendation. 

And thus began what Arlecchino had insisted on calling “Operation Giftbox”. Not the worst name for an op, especially by Arlecchino standards (including such hits as Operation Super Awesome Cool Murder and Operation Ruin Your Fuckin Day, Bitch). The boat docked with a small jolt, and Childe descended the stairs to the lower decks to check on the others.  

As he had been the only Harbinger in Liyue mostly, he didn’t have to worry about disguising himself (wasn’t his style anyway), but Pulcinella had mentioned how weird it would be if all nine remaining Harbingers showed up in Liyue Harbor (and would likely be taken rather badly by locals). 

So disguises for everyone else, which seemed to include a number of overly unnecessary items, large pairs of sunglasses, face masks, and rather gaudy vacation clothing. 

“Stick to the story,” Pantalone said, pulling on a pair of white gloves and a gauzy shawl, “We’re merely merchants from Snezhnaya procuring a little something for a high-profile client. It’s close enough to the truth that even you might remember it,” He finished that last sentence with a condescending chuckle. 

“Funny,” Childe said dryly, before wincing at Capitano’s look. He had opted for the full tourist: obnoxiously patterned shirt and khakis. 

“What?” Capitano asked, pulling his hair up to tuck underneath the large wide-brimmed hat he wore, that Childe could not figure out for the life of him  where he had procured. 

“We’re supposed to blend in,” Childe said dryly. 

“And? Am I not allowed to sightsee? I’ve been in Natlan and Mondstadt for so long, I want to travel farther!” Capitano whined a little. 

Childe opened his mouth to speak, but Pierro placed a hand on his shoulder. “Just try not to draw attention any further than you have to,” he said. Childe nodded, before his eyes bulged out of his head at Pierro’s look, with long pants, and short sleeved coat over a plain shirt, and a fanny pack clearly full of supplies at his hips. 

“Do I have to leave him?” Sandrone whined as her robot butler gently set her in her wheelchair, making sad little beeps about leaving his mistress behind. Thankfully Sandrone had enough sense to wear a simple light sundress, but had a Kamera slung around her neck. 

“He’s far too large to fit anywhere in Liyue,” Pierro said, “He’ll have to stay on the boat.” 

Dottore sighed dramatically, “If only you’d have-“

“Keep your filthy fudging hands off of my machines,” Sandrone hissed. 

Childe suddenly realized why they didn’t meet up all that often. 

They were escorted off the boat and taken up to the main harbor from the docks, where the attendant bowed and left. Childe looked around, and noticed a few Milelith officers standing nearby, trying to look inconspicuous. One accidentally made eye contact with him. He smirked and waved as they snapped their eyes away, blushing. 

He chuckled and turned to the others, who were all staring at him intently. 

“Are you going to flirt all day, or take us to this Wangsheng Funeral place?” Columbina asked. 

“Oh!” Childe pretended to not suddenly realize that they were waiting on him to take the lead, “We’ll get there soon enough, it’s not far! I just thought you needed a minute to do…whatever.” He waved his hand dismissively. Good save, Childe. “But if you insist,” he sighed, sticking his hands in his pockets and turning. “We can get going.” 

The walk to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was one Childe knew well, and it took just a few minutes maybe, but this time it felt like it took a lifetime with the way that people were staring at him and his odd companions. He supposed he couldn’t blame them, outlanders regardless of clothing usually got stared at, but this was so much worse. He almost felt as though he could die from embarrassment in the street, and it took all of his training and will to keep his face a perfect mask of cheerful indifference. 

He expected a nice little bonus for this. He wasn’t going to get one, but it would be really nice. 

“What interesting architecture,” Dottore commented, looking at the crossing walkways that led to the second story of the city, “They’re far more vertically inclined than horizontal, must have something to do with the influence of the mountains nearby.” 

“It’s cramped,” Arlecchino said. “That’s what you’re saying.” They did look rather uncomfortable, after all. Even in the fairly wide street. 

“It’s not cramped,” Pantalone said. “Here at least. Horizontal land purchases are far more expensive here,” he said more to himself than anyone else. “As the city has been developed for a thousand years, now they find it easier to expand up than out.” If his eyes were open, they would’ve been glittering. “Air rights should be fairly cheap….bank could loan…yes yes,” he smiled dangerously. 

Childe felt pretty glad that his main driving force in life was battle, not money. 

Eventually they managed to get to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, tucked in the back in the northern half of the city. “Here it is,” Childe said. 

“Awfully quiet place here,” Pulcinella said. “Is there anyone inside?” 

Childe shrugged, and opened the door anyway. The lights were barely on, and slowly the Harbingers filed inside, looking around-canvassing for threats. Wangsheng Funeral Parlor may not conduct certain unsavory business anymore, but it didn’t do anything to discourage rumors, and certainly didn’t decorate in a far more comforting way. 

Childe stepped closer to the counter. No one was hiding behind it, and nothing within the side office where Zhongli usually was, and the hallway behind the counter was dark. “Hello?” He called, looking around. 

No response. 

“Odd,” Pierro commented. He came up next to Childe, and scanned the little sign saying “Be back in a few!” With a small ghost waving. Childe recognized it as Hu Tao’s, the current and 77th Director of the Parlor, handwriting. “They appear to be on some sort of break.”

“Great,” Capitano flopped his body onto a nearby couch after parking Sandrone next to it. The couch creaked a little under his weight, and Childe really hoped that it wouldn’t snap and break like that one unfortunate stool in Snezhnaya’s favorite bar, the Polar Bear. 

“Now what do we do?” Columbina asked, tilting her head in curiosity. “Will they get back soon?” 

Childe snorted a laugh. “If Mr. Zhongli is out with the Director, definitely not.” 

“Ah, yes, the same Mr. Zhongli you’ve been sugar daddying for recently?” Pantalone asked as he gracefully sat in a chair. 

Everyone’s heads snapped towards Childe. He felt his neck get hot, and his face was flushing. He looked off to the side, laughing nervously. “Y-you can’t prove that.” 

“Your bank accounts are under the Northland Bank, which is, as you may remember, my department,” Pantalone smiled in a saccharine sweet way. “So, knowing this, when you started spending in excess on a consistent basis, I inquired about the unusual charges. Turns out, this Mr. Zhongli has a most discerning eye for sparkly and shiny things, and you’ve been providing. You’ve also taken him to several dinners. It’s all in the account records. There’s a copy in the bank here, I can show you the ledger if-“

“Nope, not necessary, I get it,” Childe said, waving him off. He could only keep his face down, unable to look from the floor at the gossip-hungry looks of his coworkers. 

“Childe, you should be far more careful about these things! My goodness, are you at least using protection?” Pulcinella asked. 

If he had been drinking, Childe would’ve spit it out. “What?!” He snapped his head up, his eyes wide. 

“You know I support you regardless of your preferences, but you still have to take precautions with escorts, male or female!” Pulcinella insisted. Several of the others nodded in agreement. 

“Woah woah woah!” Childe put his hands up in defense. “I think there’s been a mistake or some sort of miscommunication here-“

“What’s been miscommunicated?” Columbina asked, “Sounds pretty straightforward to me.” 

“Psst!” Capitano pretended to whisper across the room, “I don’t think he knows this Mr. Zhongli is an escort!” He lifted a hand to pretend to block Childe’s view from the finger he had pointed in the ginger’s direction, despite the fact that Columbina was quite literally next to Childe. 

“Oh!” Columbina gasped. She turned to Childe, “Oh you poor thing…”

“I knew I should’ve talked to you before you left about these things,” Pulcinella lamented. “Now look what I’ve done!” 

“Guys! Guys!” Childe waved his hands wildly, “Mr. Zhongli isn’t an escort!” 

Capitano’s body slumped. “He doesn’t even know,” he threw an arm up in defeat. 

“Tartaglia,” Pierro began, “An escort is-“

“I know what an escort is!” Childe cried. “Mr. Zhongli is a fucking consultant for this place!” He pointed to the office behind him. “That’s his office! He works here! Does this,” he spread his arms and gestured wildly, “look like the kind of place that an escort would work?!” 

Everyone got very silent for a moment. 

“So he’s a conman,” Arlecchino said. 

“Have you gotten anything out of the relationship?” Dottore asked, “Specifically asking, have you had sex with him?” 

“No!” Childe cried again, this time in exasperation. “He’s not a conman, and it’s not any of your business if I’ve had sex with him! He’s just a good friend!” 

Sandrone spoke up, “Have you fought him in combat?” 

It was Childe’s turn to fall silent. He never did get to spar with Zhongli, now that he thought of it. 

“Oh honey,” Columbina said, placing her hand on his shoulder. “You’ve been scammed.” 

“I didn’t get scammed,” Childe said, a little gruffly. “I just…he helped me with the mission I had here and taught me a lot…It didn’t matter to me what he wanted to buy, he always forgot his wallet anyway.” 

He wouldn’t convince any of them, it was pretty clear to him. Columbina rubbed his arm comfortingly, and it was probably the most normal thing she’s ever done. 

They were all quiet for a bit, and Pantalone had enough sense to look a little sheepish about the mess he had caused. 

Childe sank to sit on the floor, the rest of the chairs and couches in the waiting room taken up by the others. Pierro continued to lean against the desk, looking to his watch. Dottore had found a magazine, and had taken a pen and was likely labeling all the parts of the model in the spread that he would “upgrade” and did a mini vivisection on one photo to be really thorough. Capitano had leaned his head against the wall, likely taking a brief nap. Arlecchino had balled themself up and was scratching at the threads on the couch arm. Sandrone had found a book on new embalming techniques and was busy speeding through it, while Pulcinella had found a magazine on coffin styles, and was actually bothering to do the task they had come here for. 

The door opened after maybe thirty minutes, and the Harbingers all jumped as the fading daylight flooded the dim parlor. “Aiya! Were you all waiting long?” A familiar voice rang through the waiting room. Childe rose to his feet and Miss Hu Tao stood in the doorway with a bag of food from Wanmin Restaurant. Behind her was the imposing and elegant presence of Mr. Zhongli, also holding a Wanmin bag and a drink carrier with take out cups from Third-Round Knockout, a tavern Childe remembered with much irritation. Zhongli had managed to drink him under the table, a competition that Childe had thought, as a Snezhnayan native, he would’ve been a clear and obvious winner (he hadn’t been the only one, as many a grumbling gambler had had to hand over bags of mora to Zhongli, who looked far too smug when Childe was drunk.) 

“Childe,” Zhongli said, hiding the surprise in his voice. “I didn’t realize you were in town.” 

Childe was quiet for a few moments before Columbina kicked him gently. “Oh-oh yeah, I’m just escorting these guys,” he gestured, “They’re looking to procure a coffin for a high-profile client. I’m just the muscle,” he gave a signature grin. 

“I hope it wasn’t your muscle that caused the need for our services,” Zhongli smirked, a joking lit to his voice as he walked to his office and set the food down. “Forgive me, we are technically on dinner break.”

“Oh please,” Hu Tao piped up. “Business is business, any time of day! And anything for your little boyfriend’s pals, hehe,” she teased, placing her food behind the counter. 

Pantalone looked far too smug as Zhongli had a faint blush come to his cheeks. “Forgive her, she thinks that joke is funny.” 

“Oh we don’t mind,” Arlecchino said, “We find it amusing too.” 

Hu Tao flashed them a grin. “So are we just looking for a coffin, or would you like to engage in our funerary services as well today?”

Pierro straightened up, and gave her a small smile, “Oh no, the client’s family has insisted on doing all of the funeral planning themselves. They’ve merely contacted our firm in procurement of a coffin, that’s all the contract states.” 

“Well, we’re certainly capable of working within the confines of a contract,” Zhongli said, passing off one of the take-out cups to Hu Tao, who nodded in assent. 

“We should start with materials,” Hu Tao said, using her vision to light the lamps that led down the hallway, briefly disappearing into a room before returning with a slab, with various woods samples attached on, “I think the fir ones are lovely, personally, but sandalwood and maple are very popular this season-“ 

“Wood won’t do,” Pierro said. 

Hu Tao tilted her head. 

“In Snezhnaya, it’s far too cold for wood coffins. Far too cold to bury them, the ground is frozen solid,” Pierro continued. “Woods often splinter and break. Most Snezhnayan coffins are made of stone and lay on top of the floor in a mausoleum.” 

Hu Tao only nodded, “I didn’t realize! My apologies,” she placed the sample board on the ground. “We can do stone, however they are all custom orders, which will take longer. Thankfully,” she looked to Zhongli, “We have a rock expert on our hands.” 

A sort of look was exchanged between the disguised Harbingers and it took Childe everything he had left from this exhausting day to not roll his eyes. Not professional at all. 

Zhongli coughed. “I’m nothing to gawk at, but I do know a fair amount, as Mr. Childe can attest to. But is there something specific we had in mind? Sizing is going to be integral to-“

Pierro slapped a piece of paper down, drawn from his fanny pack. “This is it. All the material guides, design, and dimensions.” 

Zhongli took the paper, blinking a little, giving a slight judgemental side eye before looking it over. “And who is in charge of budget?” 

Pantalone raised his hand far too quickly. “We have no budget. I’ve been given permission to use whatever funds necessary to get the project done.”

Hu Tao and Zhongli looked to one another, mora signs in their eyes. 

Yep, they were going to get scammed. 

[wanderingavians]

Made these for me, my fiancé, and my best friend to use !! Feel free to use them too if you want :D also feel free to request pfps!

[athenatalks]

Venti x Zhongli x Reader (Smut)

Warnings: Top Venti, switch Zhongli, bottom reader, breeding kink, afab reader, outside s!x, improper use of Geo.

Y/N’s POV

I was wandering around the border between Mondstat and Liyue looking for mints to cook some mint jelly with. I stumble on a small clearing where I hear some loud noises. I peak out from behind a tree and feel my cheeks flush from the sight I see, Zhongli sitting on a large rock with his hand covering his mouth and with his pants pulled down and Venti between his legs, sucking off his cock. Venti stops his relentless sucking and says cheekily

“Oh my Morax~ you sure seem like you’re enjoying yourself.” Venti starts stroking Zhongli’s length halfway through his sentence causing Zhongli to let out a low groan and glare at Venti

“You checky bard, how about you put that silver tounge of yours to good use for once.” Venti chuckles and says with lidded eyes

“Oh? Are you trying to tell me what to do Morax? Guess I’ll have to teach you who’s in charge here.” I cover my eyes, embarrassed at what I’ve seen, but I can’t help but be compelled to continue watching the two of them. So, I uncover my eyes still feeling slightly ashamed of the heat growing between my legs, I watch as Venti stands up and takes off his pants, leggings, and underwear all in one go. My eyes are stuck at the long length of Venti’s, Venti smirks and shoves one hands fingers in Zhongli’s mouth, slightly choking him while using the other hand to stroke himself. Zhongli’s face is flushed, and he moves to stoke himself before Venti shoves his fingers deeper down his throat making him stop moving his hands, Venti takes his fingers out of Zhongli’s mouth after a minute and says deeply

“Good job Morax, taking my fingers down your throat like a good boy.” Zhongli groans at the praise and watches with rapt eyes as Venti inserts two fingers into his hole, Venti swears under his breath and lets out a high-pitched moan at the pleasure. I sit down on a rock behind the tree and quietly pull down my pants and underwear, I suck on my fingers for a bit and slowly slip one inside my folds moaning quietly, I move my finger around stretching my hole. I look up to where Venti is fingering himself in front Zhongli, Venti takes his fingers out of his hole and moves to sit in Zhongli’s lap. Venti locks his lips with Zhongli’s and tangles his hands in Zhongli’s long brown and amber hair while pushing him into laying down on the rock, they break apart and Venti says 

“Are you ready Morax? Cause once I start you know I won’t stop.” Zhongli closes his eyes and responds 

“Do as you wish Barbatos.” Venti’s eyes show a childish sparkle, and he grabs Zhongli’s cock and slowly inserts it into himself, moaning loudly at the sensation. I add another finger inside myself and start moving them in and out at a slow pace, moaning under my breath. I look up and see Zhongli arching his back while Venti rides him moaning loudly

“Ah- archons BarbatOs, can you be a little quieter?” Venti stops bouncing and leans in close to Zhongli

“Why? Afraid someone might hear us?” Zhongli bites his lip, drawing a small amount of blood and nodding his head, Venti grins

“Really? I could’ve sworn earlier when I was starting to suck you off that you were moaning out Y/N’s name instead of mine?” I feel my face heat up immensely and stopped my fingers movements, does Zhongli have feelings for me?

“Oh, please Barbatos, wasn’t it you who brought up courting Y/N when we were making out?” Venti flushes and brings his lips to one of Zhongli’s nipples and starts sucking, which shuts Zhongli up as he covers his mouth trying to muffle the deep moans he is letting out. I blush deeply and shift on the rock, but I accidently fall off of the rock, I groan softly and sit up. I hear shuffling over where Zhongli and Venti are, I turn and see them both staring at me in slight shock I blush furiously that they've seen me like this, they must think I'm disgusting for spying on them during their activities and getting off on it too, even if they might have feelings for me. I quickly hide behind the tree and try to hurriedly put my underwear and pants on, but I suddenly feel a breath on my neck, so I turn around and nearly scream as Venti's face is inches from my own

"Well, hello there Y/N~" I blush and cover my face with my hands as I sink to the ground

"I'm sorry Venti and Zhongli for spying on you during this. I'll just leave, don't worry I won't try to talk to you bot-" I'm cut off by a pair of soft hands taking my own hands off my face, I see Venti kneeling in front of me. His black and teal hair messy with his braids coming out, the teal part in his hair glowing dimly, pupils slightly larger than normal

"Now now N/N who said we wanted you to go? Judging by how you look you've been here for a while, which means you most likely heard me and Morax talk about you?" I nod sheepishly and look at the grass next to me before a much larger, and more calloused hand pulls my face towards him, there I see Zhongli his long brown and amber hair loose, amber eyes glowing, pupils pointed like a snakes, the gold lining if his black and gold arms glowing dimly, red eyeliner smudged "The bard is right Y/N we both wish for you to be our partner and have discussed courting you. But seeing as you're here now, would you perhaps like to join us?" Venti smiles wildly and nods along with what Zhongli says

"Yeah! We would love for you to join us, but if you don't want to you don't have to!" I blush and fumble with my hands, do I really want to do this I ask myself once, and almost immediately my answer is yes.

"I-I would love to join you both." I respond with, Venti cheers, pulls me away from Zhongli, and leans in close to my face he looks me in my eyes and puts a hand on my cheek (face cheek)

"Does this mean I can finally kiss you Windblume?" I blush at the sudden nickname, but nod none the less. Venti excitedly kisses me, and it feels amazing, his lips are as soft as his hands and taste like honey which I didn't expect since he drinks a lot of alcohol. Venti bites my lip ever so slightly wanting entrance, I moan slightly at the nip and allow him to enter my mouth "Oh my, watching the two of you get lost in each other is quiet the pleasure." Zhongli says from next to me, and that's when I realize that Zhongli's hands are wandering up to my clothed chest, he slowly takes it off of me then takes of my f/c bra before going after my breasts. I moan into the kiss with Venti when Zhongli does an experimental tug on my nipple, Venti breaks apart from me and sighs "You taste so good Windblume, and the noises you make are absolutely divine." I blush even darker, and Venti sits himself on my lap and proceeds to cover my neck and collarbone with hickeys. My thighs close together trying to get more friction because of all the pleasure I'm feeling "Archons this feels so good, Venti, Zhongli." Zhongli stops massaging my chest which makes me whine, but Zhongli leans his head down to my ear and whispers "That's not our name Y/N, say our real names." I decided to feign innocence and say, "What to you me-AN!" I'm cut off by Zhongli tugging one of my nipples and Venti sucking on another, Venti looks up at me with wide eyes and a smirk, he stops sucking my breast and whispers in my other ear as I'm releasing small moans and whimpers from the pleasure "Come now Windblume, don't you want to please your Archons? And for your Archons to please you?" I break and nod my head "Fu-uck, please fuck me Barbatos, Morax." And it seems that is what flipped a switch because I'm suddenly sat on Venti's lap with his cock between my thighs, rubbing ever so slightly against my wet folds. Zhongli stands in front of me, cock in hand and Venti says against the shell of my ear "Now be a good worshipper and suck on Morax's cock." I nod my head and bring Zhongli's swollen tip to my lips and place small kisses all over the head. Zhongli moans at the sensation and grips my hair gently, I slowly start taking Zhongli's cock deeper in my mouth and it's going smoothly until a feel a finger start moving around my clit, I moan around Zhongli's cock which makes him grip my hair tighter, give out a growl and push his dick all the way into my mouth. I choke slightly at the sudden length that's hiring the back of my throat "Aw I thought I'd get a bigger reaction than that." Venti whined before slowly inserting his middle finger into my slick, I moan loudly around Zhongli which causes his eyes to roll back and buck his hips into my mouth, I feel my hips shaking slightly but before I can do anything Venti places his free hand on my hip and says, "You better stay still Windblume, or I might not be able to hold myself back from fucking you senseless." I moan quietly at his vulgar words and start bobbing my head up and down on Zhongli, his thighs tighten from where I'm holding them and starts moaning deeply " Ah darling you feel so good, so good, so good." I smile at the praise and start licking along a vein and moving my head faster, while Venti pushes another finger inside me. I feel my eyes roll back and starts moving my hips subconsciously that makes Venti moan loudly at the friction against his cock. He starts quickly moving his fingers in and out of my, stretching me for what's to come, while Zhongli is moving my head fastly fucking my mouth "D-darling going to-going to cum, please let me cum in your pretty mouth." I nod my head signaling that I'll allow him to cum in my mouth, as Zhongli starts moving faster trying to reach his climax, Venti reaches that sweet spot inside of me and I moan the loudly which makes Zhongli cum down my throat. I swallow all I can, and Venti slowly pulls his fingers out of me which makes me let out a whine "Don't worry Windblume, I'll replace my fingers with something even better." I bite the inside of my lip at those worlds and look to Zhongli whose face is red, he sits down next to me and pulls me into a kiss while I'm still sitting on Venti's lap. I close my eyes and smile into the kiss, Zhongli's lips are soft too but not as soft as Venti's and Zhongli tastes like the Orthmansis wine he loves drinking. I open my mouth and Zhongli slips his tounge in my mouth, I moan into the kiss when I feel something hard poke at my entrance, I open my eyes and look down to see Venti poking me with his dick. I roll my hips forward, brushing over his dick I hear Venti intake sharply before he says in between mine and Zhongli's ears "Morax, stop kissing Y/N. It's my turn to cum." Zhongli reluctantly breaks the kiss and scoots a bit away to watch us, his hand near his yet again hard cock. I'm turned to face Venti and he smirks when he sees my flustered appearance "So Windblume, am I allowed to fuck you now?" I nod my head and Venti lays me on my back with him caging me in his arms "Thank you." Then shoves his cock inside me, I yell out at the combination of pain and pleasure with tears gathering in my eyes "Shit, that hurts." I mumble out, seeing a few tears roll down my cheeks Venti kisses them away gently and says "I'm sorry Windblume, I know it hurts. Just tell me when I can start moving ok?" I nod my head and Venti starts kissing my neck while waiting for me to get adjusted. After a minute I feel better "I'm better now Barbatos, you can start moving." He nods and starts slowly moving his hips out, I moan at the sensation of his throbbing cock against my walls. Venti then snaps back in, and my vision almost goes dark from the feeling "Archons Y/N you're so tight and warm, I just want to fuck you into the ground right now." Venti states while thrusting into me at an inhumane pace "I think you're already doing that Barbatos." Zhongli comments stopping his stroking of his cock. Venti laughs and says back "Don't feel jealous Morax, I'll fuck you next." Zhongli rolls his eyes and goes back to stroking himself. I feel my eyes roll back when Venti snaps his hips into mine and it hits the same spot from earlier "THERE, RIGHT THERE PLEASE." I scream out, Venti smirks and begins hitting that spot with every thrust making me reach my high in no time. A few seconds after me Venti grunts and his thrusting starts slowing down slightly "Fuck, I'm gonna cum, gonna cum." I clench my walls around Venti and say desperately "Please fill me up Barbatos, I wanna feel you." That seems to turn Venti on a lot because he starts thrusting faster and faster until I feel something warm fill my insides, I moan out at the feeling of being so full at the same time Zhongli finishes for a second time. I try catching my breath while Venti and Zhongli do the same, after a minute Zhongli comes over and instructs Venti "Barbatos, left their legs up I'll plug them up with a Geo construct." I look up in a hurry "What!?" Venti giggles "You asked me to fill you up, so Morax is just helping me make sure my cum stays inside. After all a gods cum is precious, you wouldn't want it to go to waste right?" Venti says the last part with a pout, I sigh and allow Zhongli to plug me up. After we wash off in a nearby stream and get dressed, I ask shyly "What does this make us?" Zhongli coughs awkwardly and says " Me and Venti are mates, since I claimed him years ago. If you wish it, I could mark you aswell." Venti chimes in "Or we could just be lovers!" I flush and say, "I think I'd like to be mates with you both." Venti cheers in excitement, and Zhongli smiles gesturing me over to him. I walk into his arms and his hand holds one side of my neck while he brings his mouth to the other side, he gently sucks on it before sinking a pair of what feel like snake fangs into my neck, I yelp in pain, but Venti rubs my hand "I know that probably stings, but it won't hurt afterwards." I nod slowly and Zhongli pulls away, small droplets of my blood on his lips which he wipes away. When he sees what I assume is a bright red mark with two fang marks he smiles and kisses my forehead "Thank you dearest." "Of course, Morax." I say before I kiss his nose "HEY! I want Y/N's kisses too!" Venti whines, I laugh when Zhongli sighs, I turn to Venti and kiss him on the corner of his mouth "There you go, you big baby." Venti puts a hand to his chest "Woe is me for my dear calls me a baby. Morax tell them I'm not a baby!" "You sure are acting like one Barbatos." ------T H E E N D------

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