#nora's arc

[howlingday]

And They Were Roommates

Ren: ...You've been sighing a lot, Jaune. Is something wrong?

Jaune: It's nothing, I guess... But Nora and I are roommates, and...

Ren: Oh! Congratulations. I'm sure you two will be very happy together.

Jaune: What?! Nonononononono! We're just roommates! But... I've been having trouble finding anyone worth going past a first date. Like about a month ago...

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About a month ago...

Jaune: Nora! Can you get the door?

Nora: (Opens door)

Girl: Huh? Is Jaune in there? I'm his date and... Why is there another girl here?

Nora: I live here, too.

Girl: Okay? That's weird. Actually, since it's just us girls, let me tell you that no girls are allowed any man I'm with, got that? I'll be sure to fix that once he's mine.

Nora: IF JAUNE WON'T PUT YOU IN THE GROUND, I FUCKING WILL.

Girl: Ah... Uh... O-Okay?

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A couple weeks ago...

Nora: (Opens the door)

Gal: Hi~! Is my new sugar daddy Arc in here~?!

Nora: WHAT?!

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A couple days ago...

Nora: (Opens door) WHAT?!

Lady: Omigosh~! You're Nora Valkyrie, aren't you? I am SUCH a huge fan of yours! In fact, I only agreed to go out with Jaune because I knew he was living with you~!

Nora: ...

BOOM!

Jaune: Nora?! What the hell was that?!

Nora: (Storms by, Dragging Magnhild) JAUNE-JAUNE, YOU HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN WOMEN! STOP BEING SO DUMB!

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Jaune: And every time I go out with them, they're all terrible people! And Nora is always getting so mad about! I just... I don't understand why!

Ren: Hm... I wonder why...

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A couple hours later...

Nora: Jaune? You okay?

Jaune: (Sighs) No, Nora. I'm not. I'm gonna die alone because I have terrible taste in women.

Nora: ...Do you wanna watch a movie and eat some dinosaur chicken nuggies?

Jaune: ...Yeah. I'd like that.

Nora: You get the movie. I get everything else~!

[rwac96]

Surviving Horror 101 (Nora's Arc)

Jaune: "Nora, what is the safest way to survive a horror movie?"

Nora: *blinks* "Be the cameraman?"

Jaune: *shakes his head* "Nora, they aren't 100% safe these days."

Nora: *shrugs her shoulders* "True. But even if you don't learn from other people's mistakes, you'd at least be the last to go."

Jaune: "That still ends in death."

Nora: "Don't be a Negative Nancy, Jaune-Jaune."

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: Red heads in short skirts are my weakness.

Ruby: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

Penny: ...

Ruby: You know what to do girls.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Nora: *Via Text* Post hole.

Jaune: *Texting back* Where?

Nora: Here?

Jaune: Okay?

~5 minutes later~

Nora: Jaune?

~An hour and a half later~

Nora: JAUNE!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Took you long enough to answer!

Jaune: I was doing what you told me to!

Nora: ???????

*Jaune sends a picture of a hole in the ground, next to a pile of lumber*

Jaune: I made a Post hole? Right where you told me to.

Jaune: Nora?

Ren: Nora has thrown her Scroll out of her window in a fit of Rage and Disbelief.

Jaune: Did I do something wrong?

Ren: No. No you didn't.

[brokentrafficknight]

Team NARC

[juanarc-thethird]

Nora should send a valentine’s day card

Valentine's Day letters. (Nora)

Jaune: A Valentine's Day letter from Nora?... Yeah, I bet it's a prank.

He opens the letter and says:

Roses are red, My thighs are thick. So put your cock between them, And let me squeeze your clean~💋

Jaune: *Horny, on the phone with Nora* Where are you, woman?! Send me your location! I'll bring the maple syrup!

[craziechwiv]

The taste of a dusty Knight is...

In the cafeteria, Jaune Arc is sitting with his friends and S/O (of your choosing) until he blurts out this:

Jaune: I wonder what I taste like?

What does your ship for Jaune say in response or what action do they take after hearing this?

And for shits n' giggles, here's some of my ships and their response.

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Nora's Arc

Nora: I can help with that~!

Jaune: Uhm, how?

Nora proceeds to slowly raise a gallon size bottle of maple syrup as she licks her lips, staring at Jaune hungrily.

Jaune: N-Nora...?

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Lancaster

Ruby proceeds to turn Jaune's head towards her and give him one long kiss, before releasing him from her grasp.

Jaune: visibly flustered and spechless

Ruby, licking her lips: You taste good, just not as good as cookies.

Jaune: ...Wanna see if that'll change.

Ruby: Hmm, gladly.

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Arkos (plus Dragonslayer)

Pyrrha: O-Oh... I mean if you wish to know so badly, I could-

Before Pyrrha could finish her sentence, Yang swoops in and kisses Jaune heavily before pulling away and licking her lips.

Yang: Ironically, not like vomit. Maybe I'll go in for seconds~

Pyrrha however pushes Yang away and kisses a now stunned Jaune for longer, slowly pulling away as she had the same stunned look.

Yang: Wow Py, didn't know you had it in you! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: ...so this is heaven.

Jaune: U-Uhm, so how do I taste?

Yang: Like a dream Pyrrha: Like I want to have more of you

Jaune: What was that Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: NOTHING!

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Now since those are done, write away on how your ship would react!

[rocknroll7575]

Nora Cuts hair Pt.1

*Jaune sitting in a chair while Nora cuts his hair*

Nora: Is it everything you thought it would be?

Jaune: *Creeped out* The fuck... what do you mean?

Nora: I just wanted to know after we finished with our cut, if you could stay for a little while

Jaune: Stay?

Nora: You know, because, uh... Being a Barber gets lonely in here while I wait for my next victim~

Jaune: *Gets up from the chair* No! No! Nope!

[notmaplemable]

Foosball

Ren: I asked Nora how many children she wanted to have with Jaune. She simply responded "football team".

Pyrrha: ...Which type of football?

Yang: And like a whole team, or just starters?

Ren: I asked the same things. She just smiled.

[howlingday]

Why do you like Nora's Arc?

What a thing to ask. Honestly, I don't think anyone's ever asked me that, either here or elsewhere. But I have gone on the record on multiple occasions and said that Nora's Arc, the ship of Nora Valkyrie and Jaune Arc from RWBY are my OTP, so the question is to be expected.

Let's start with the basics, which is... They're cute together. I mean, really, look at these two and tell me they don't look like they'd make a cute couple. That boyish smile, that impish grin... Makes me giddy to think about them holding hands.

Something else I like is their how their dynamic just... works, either as friends, as teammates, as lovers. They're kind of like a comedy duo, with Jaune as the straight man and Nora as the slapstick. Nora is the loose cannon and Jaune plays things by the rules, but there's also the other side of these with Nora having so much love and empathy that she's almost crying when Ironwood suggests abandoning Mantle, and Jaune is pulling underhanded tricks like stealing the Atlas bullhead from Argus right under Cordovin's nose.

They're criminals, your honor, but they're good-hearted criminals, like the Cooper Gang. Actually, now that I think about it, they're kinda like the morally inverse version of Partners in Crime, Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan. That's a neat idea.

Of course, it'll never be as big as some of the other ships on these waters, like Lancaster or BMBLB or Hellbirds, but y'know what? I'm fine with that. I'll just keep writing these little fics in my raft and share them when I come back into port.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

[littlelewdmable]

Nora: *Passes Jaune a note*

Jaune: *Reads it* ...

Note: Can I see your dick?

Note: If yes, smile.

Note: If no, pull out your dick.

Jaune: ...

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Nora: *Kicks Door Open*

Jaune: NORA, WHAT THE FUCK!

Nora: So YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T SUCK A FRUIT ROLL-UP OFF YOUR DICK AS A FRIEND?

[brokentrafficknight]

Introducing Cerise Arc! A bubbly ball of energy crossed with the loyalty and sweetness of a golden retriever all in one girl.

Figured that Nora doesn't much care for her 'family' name and if she married Jaune she'd drop it.

[intooned]

A cozy place to be, all I'm sayin'.