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sentimental-apathy · 5 months
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I literally cannot breathe omfg
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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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thoughtportal · 1 year
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Gentrified food snacks
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Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit
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ilaughalot2 · 9 days
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ms-t-marie · 1 year
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Fb find.
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Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)
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samreich · 15 days
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interesting! must check out these three's work
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the-original-gays · 5 months
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Regulus: I got 1% Indian on an ancestry DNA test.
Barty: 1% Indian? How could that have happened with your family?
Regulus: Well, it was a mouth swab test.
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so-very-small · 20 days
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
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yrsonpurpose · 4 months
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red, white & royal blue script easter eggs
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hoziercriespower · 2 months
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Hozier perfoming at Marlay Park in Dublin
❝ What did Daedalus say to Icarus before he fell off that fucking cliff? ❞
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kittanthalos · 1 year
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GEN V S01E03 | #ThinkBrink
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solastacia · 4 months
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NO WAY THE ELVES WANTING GIMLI TO BE THE ONLY ONE BLINDFOLDED IN LOTHLÓRIEN, THEY ARE SO PETTY, HELP?!!
AND GIMLI ANSWERING "BITCH NO, IF I AM GOING BLINDFOLDED, SO IS LEGOLAS!"
LEGOLAS BEING LIKE "I AM ONE OF THEIRS!?? HOW DARE??"
ARAGORN "THANK YOU, KIDS, NOW WE ARE ALL GOING THERE BLINDFOLDED, NICE JOB."
Tolkien is a COMEDIAN
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ilaughalot2 · 3 days
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seizethenightagain2 · 2 months
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Rob Anderson 💜
The guy drives me wild 🤪
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Not remotely jealous this guy is getting to share a shower with Rob 🤨🤨😝😝😆😆🚿🚿🚿
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