#not-mom

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

I do not have a sketch request please take this as an excuse to draw something self-indulgent or fun for you!!

[VOTE GLENN CLOSE for a sketch!!]

i was gonna draw something a little more simple but then i rewatched the game grumps gingerbread house video and this clip was too perfect not to animate so!! here!!!

(please ignore the dogshit quality my ipad was putting up a fight with this one)

[ragsy]

@not-mom possum!! indeed!

[lichlover]

Congrats on the identity and stuff! 🥳 The new url slaps

thanks so much, hon!! it's been a great deal of luck and the kindness of others to get here, and there will be plenty more wonders to come.

[cactuseri]

collection

[matureheelsbeach]

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[gawki]

Night Mare

[gorgeousmatures]

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[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[bamsara]

Finor, the first follower.

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[matureheelsbeach]

[canisalbus]

✦ Picciriddu ✦

[bocaboy999]