#now it time to anon some people owo

[trashcanfills]

May I please have something with Cassidy and Hanzo where they’re introduced to reader on a mission and reader can’t help but say “woah, you’re hella pretty”

OwO yes this is a very good ask anon I like you. Also Im still dhjdjejss over the name change for the cowboy because of ALL FUCKING NAMES YOU PICK STH THAT SOUNDS THE LEAST COWBOY??? At least make him mcsomething bruh.

Then again if I was called Cole Cassidy and I wanted to be a cowboy I would def call myself Jesse Mcdonalds because it aint cOWBOY ENOUGH.

Now to actually answer the ask

Compliments in First Meeting

Cole Cassidy

“Well, I sure ain’t as pretty as you, sweet thing.” ;)

As soon as you finish saying that phrase, this man will not miss a beat in returning the favor.

Like cmon, Cole Cassidy has a talent with his words. He is def gon be that one smooth motherfucker with dem pickup linea yall.

He does like genuine compliments but won’t be too flustered by them in general unless it’s about something unexpected on himself or beautifully worded. I say this because Cole is a rather attractive looking person himself with a good variety of skillsets, so people HAVE come on to him a lot. As such, he is really experienced with the sweet talk.

That said, after the mission, do be prepared for the cowman to start some harmless flirting with you. Now that he knows you consider him cute in some way, he’s going to try and fluster you in some manner for his own entertainment.

Depending on your response, Cole would either keep on teasing you, or stop if you indicate some form of discomfort. Just be careful not to get a crush on him based solely on these interactions. Lord knows how many people he has to let down because of his charms.

Shimada Hanzo

Scoffs. Rolls his eyes for good measure and tells you to concentrate on the mission.

But if you are observant enough, you miiight notice that his ears are a bit red after that. Hehe xp

Shimada Hanzo, like Cole Cassidy, is one fucking fine specimen of a man. The only difference is how approachable they are. While Cole usually looks very friendly and chill, Hanzo looks incredibly intimidating and judgemental af.

As such, the amount of people who would genuinely compliment Hanzo is almost little to none, because the ones who think he’s hot would be too scared to say that to his resting bitch face, and those who do compliment on his appearance usually are just sucking up to him in some manner.

Hanzo is aware of his good looks. For sure. He was once the heir of the prestigious Shimada clan for god’s sake. With looks, money, status, and competence, this guy was prob like one of the most unattainable bachelors in his youth back when he was still in the clan. I can imagine him getting tons of letters from secret admirers writing literal poetry about his appearance, to which he then dumped into the trash because he didn’t care about crushes then.

So if you actually said that Hanzo’s pretty to his face, he’s gon brush it off at first as someone trying to butter him up, a bit flustered because rarely anyone nowadays actually says it blunt to his face (since he aint heir to the clan anymore and is just a mercenary/overwatch agent). Later on though when he realises you were being genuine and is just. Oh.

Hilariously Hanzo is gonna do the opposite of Cole and actually avoid you for a while lmao. He is absolutely not used to ppl being nice, genuine or kind to him in that sense. He’s also like ??? are u gon start hitting on him??? Because he’s pretty??? Yea poor guy has bad ppl skills pls be patient.

Its alright haha over time if you dont make a big deal abt it or u seem chill and hang out with him more Hanzo would prob be ok with you.

There will be times where Hanzo happens to recall that first meeting moment and he will just be flushing a bit in mixed embarrassment/appreciation/self-loathe before moving on. He’s really not used to direct compliments that is not abt his skills.

I know there are older asks I should have answered lmao but this one somehow was able to get my creative juices on the go so lucky u anon

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

For something more fluffy and funny

Imagine the AUs playing fucking DnD with Husk as the DM (because he was around the time DND got invented and I can see Husk being a good DM).

There is also a rule that there can only be ONE (maybe two depending on how big the party size is ) bard because Husk knows if that rule doesnt exist he's gonna have so many vicious mockery rolls its gonna give him a headache.

As for classes, now this is just me assigning peeps classes based on vibes and if they would play or not. If people have their own suggestions, please do share owo. (also please note I am baby DND noob, so most of info is coming from Baldur's Gate 3's wiki)

Canon Alastor-Bard, that is if anyone can get him to play and make him promise not to do something insane like teleport them into the world of DnD. (College of Lore branch). Sidenote: he only got bard because of that one animation where Alastor cats vicious mockery just insult Lucifer's height wheeeze. also because if you told al could hurt people with magical insults, he would go for it let's be honest.

Canon Vox-Artificer, since it seems up his ally but again this is a case of, can you get him to play it, probably more willing than canon Al, but would also rage quit if he fails dice rolls. (Artillerist branch)

Swap Alastor-He gives Cleric vibes. Probably more willing, but you would have to walk him through stuff. Probably ends up the team mom against his will. (Life Domain branch)

Swap Vox-Torn between Fighter or Paladin, leaning more towards Fighter. Probably not so willing, but would if his Alastor was. Would probably leave others for dead. (Champion Branch for Fighter, maybe Oath of Devotion branch for Paladin).

Secretly Married Alastor-Rogue, like Canon, would need to be talked into it, but may lean towards more willing just to humor it. Takes a lot of the notes and rolling the highest perception checks (Arcane trickster branch)

Secretly Married Vox-Sorcerer, like his partner, doing it to humor it (and also because sorcerer class sounded cool to him). Is hyping up his Al and somehow skating by on his rolls (example if the roll success require is like 15, he barley just makes it with the help of his modifiers). Also storm sorcery branch

Dadstatiocradio Alastor-Bard, because he does not trust his canon part to not pick fights with vicious mockery. May know more about the game thanks to his Charlie or not, who knows, but is the most willing to join in I say. (College of Valour branch).

Dadstaticradio Vox-Okay this one is hard, but like, he gives Enchantment branch wizard vibes tbh. Maybe just me tho. Also the most willing. Would threaten to cast fireball to make everyone shut up.

Radio Guard Alastor-Torn between Bloodhunter and warlock (Fiend branch because haha get it his deal with Lucifer). Probably legit only joined because Husk needed another sane player and or he was bored and was just "Fuck it". Is the one who takes it a bit more seriously and trying to gather the most information.

Radio Guard Vox-Ranger, because he thought it would be fun. Like Dadstaticradios, he is the most willing to join. Prides himself on headshots when he can get them in campaigns. ( Hunter branch maybe).

Blueberry-Warlock, really only joins after some convincing (and the promise of canon Alastor will be nice to him). The running joke and just confirmed campaign canon is Husk is Blueberry's patron who helps guide him around. (Husk Patron branch /j, Archfey tech).

Highschool Al and Vox are Dms with Husk since idk what they would be tbh.

May do a part 2 since this just,,,Vox and Als hfkdsjf

-⚔️ anon

I know the vicious mockery animation you're talking about it KILLS me I love it

I know very little about DnD as much as I want to learn but I love all of this so much, the overwhelming amount of AUs we have gathered makes for so much chaotic content when they're grouped together. You're so creative w these ideas

[fastfur07]

How Everyone Tastes

(an exhaustive study by fastfur07)

I'm not going to tag so many people, but I went ahead and tasted everyone who reblogged this post (and wasn't a NSFW/kink blog). Note that this was based on blog vibes only. Here we go.

23iamtryingmybest: Kicking things off, you’re spicy like an exotic vegetable soup. Great appetiser; my taste buds are all warmed up now.

better-with-dragons: Refreshing and cool; smooth texture that really slips down your throat. No, hang on, I accidentally swallowed. Oh no.

bug-on-the-floor: Hang on, give me a minute… *sips water* yeah, nice and savoury with sweet hints. Not too hard, not too soft. Top-tier snack here.

cardnompfs: Smells like fresh linen or something, but the taste is better. Warm and comfortable mouth feeling. 

cursedexbf: Bitter and weirdly metallic. Doesn’t taste like you should be edible, but there you go.

fruitydraws: Very sweet and juicy! A great palate cleanser. I think I’ll savour you a bit longer– oops.

glassmice-blog1: Okay, I promise I won’t swallow anyone else. You’re actually almost tasteless, but the little hints I’m getting go well. There’s nothing wrong with mildness.

gulo-gulottun: Similarly to the last one, you’re like a little pick-n’-mix of some other tastes; it’s hard to make any out individually. It’s like a big mouthful of jelly beans.

ineedtherapyrn224: Mysterious, almost like licorice or aniseed but a little more appetising (at least to me).

jackthenibbler: Soft like a muffin, and a weird fruity taste alongside it. I can’t quite tell exactly what fruit, but it’s nice.

lemonblackberrytart: A lemon blackberry tart, obviously. Tangy and strong. Tarts were never my favourite pastry, but friends always taste better.

nightmarevore: Cool again, and I’m picking up some of that metallicness from earlier.

nomminmothdragon: Creamy and vanilla-ish. (I know you didn’t technically reblog the post, but I wanted to include you anyway, and it was worth it; you’re delicious.)

nompunhere: Tangy again, kinda like sour candy, and… new car smell? Iunno, that’s just what I’m picking up.

novorehere: Sweet and fluffy, very tasty indeed… aargh… CAN’T RESIST… MUST SWALLOW–

owo-vore-time: Savoury with a soft and familiar texture. Faint scent of pizza rolls.

roseytoesy: Turkish delight (the original one, like Narnia), but milder. Definitely an esoteric taste.

saltedgutz: Fresh and minty, and tickly like hard candy. Hey, stop wriggling so much.

standusermoment: Mildly sour like blueberries. Very piquant.

tinystarwatch: A nice cup of Earl Grey. 

toothsome-troodont: A little bland, but that’s to be expected from a new blog. Faint fruitiness.

totallyvore: Crispy and a little chalky to finish off. 

Damn, all those weird tastes. Remind me not to try so many new snacks at once in future. I need something to settle my stomach: I think I'll go eat Mango Anon.

[altocat]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

I DEMAND that we hear more Catboi Sephcanons!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHH OKAY. You asked for it Anon. These are ~mostly~ crack-canons. BUT YOU FORCED MY HAND.

-Sephiroth enjoys lounging in the sun. And looking super smug about it. He doesn’t like being outside with a huge crowd, but he enjoys nice little hotspots by the window where he can bask in peace.

-Might just kinda be laying there vibing one moment before being startled out of nowhere and getting flustered for no reason. Sephiroth is apt to vacillate between nice and playful to aggressive and avoidant within the span of seconds. This is usually brought about by Genesis irritating the hell out of him or people suddenly running up to him without warning. When he gets huffy, he disappears into his room and stays there where no one will bother him. It’s YOUR FAULT.

-Genesis has a rather naughty habit of distracting him whenever he’s giving a long-winded report before the board, flashing sparkly pretty lights and laser pointers all over the wall. Sephiroth’s eyes follow the pretty light reflexively and he often trails off or pauses mid sentence because THAT RED DOT ON THE CEILING FAN IS UP TO SOMETHING AND HE NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE! His pupils blown to infinity often freaks everyone out, while Genesis tries not to lose it as he forces himself not to laugh.

-Seph loves pasta and burgers. His third favorite food is salmon steak. Whenever Angeal cooks as a hobby and decides to give it a try, Sephiroth is often hovering RIGHT OVER him the entire time, lowkey pawing over his shoulder all gimme as Angeal kinda gently nudges him away. It doesn’t work though and Seph is pretty much all but pressing up against him eating it out of the fucking pan before it’s even half ready while Angeal kind of quietly closes his eyes and cries.

-Seph has no qualms about quietly hanging out with Lazard in his office. But every now and then, for some strange reason, he has the unusual urge to knock that stray coffee mug off the desk. He has no idea why.

-Grooms himself meticulously. Nothing out of place. No dirt. No muck. Stay AWAY from the hair. Loved ones are not allowed to stroke his hair in an upwards direction. The results hover between life and death.

-Likes being high up. Sometimes, when they’re looking for him, Angeal and Genesis go out on the balcony and often find a huge green-eyed shape kinda staring at them all OwO from the roof.

-During zoomies time with Zack, Seph enjoys hiding in dark places and ambushing him. Which would probably be terrifying because Seph is huge and a literal man-mountain pouncing headlong and crashing into you would hurt like hell.

-Following his insanity, Sephiroth enjoys “playing” with his food. After a long day of torturing the hell out of Cloud, he enjoys cornering him and just kinda batting at his exhausted 100000% DONE body. 

...Anyway these are completely ridiculous this man has killed thousands of people.

[prismuffin]

OwO Anon, we need to stop sharing the same brain cell. I had it before my shift, did you take it??

Anyways, I noticed some of your tags and stuff about your snake and how crazy things have been for you. I'm not stalking your blog, I swear... I just have notifications on..

Please use this ask box message, to rant/ vent about what you are okay with sharing!

Because, you seem like the type to not bring up shit in conversation, snice you'll feel like an asshole if you took up space in a convo.

- Crow

CROW LMFAO not you calling me out perfectly with that last sentence-

yeah I practically have no one to talk to because of my current situation and I feel bad for ranting whenever but I'll take the invite and rant a bit- so with that in mind, you can ignore everything under the cut but thank you for this vent ask!

But yeah there's just a lot happening right now and it's all making me feel really bad which in turn is making me feel worse because I feel like I have no right to feel bad??

Things are pretty wild with my family right now- for some context my family is pretty big with my parents having 10 kids in total- my mom didn't have all 10 and all of my siblings are half siblings so growing up I was the only one with both of my parents present- the rest of my siblings were only related to my dad or mom. Now that mostly everyone has moved out or is living with their mom/dad they're trying to go into their retirement plan and the only problem with that is I'm still here!

my parents are trying to live in the US for certain parts of the year and in Mexico for the other parts which is totally fine but it's completely uprooting my life and I have no idea what to do. I already dropped out of my school because my depression was worsening (like it got real bad) and I couldn't take it anymore so I left it for college prep (which is online and allows me to control my hours and how much work I do) so I lost contact with most of my friends then and I'm losing time with all my other ones because I'm in a different country for half of the year- and in said country I also have no friends and the one friend I did make is leaving for Portugal so I can't hang out with them anymore.

Me moving countries/traveling often means that I have to sell most of my stuff since I won't always be in a place for too long. I already had to give away my dog and now I'm gonna have to sell my snake as well and it's terrible because I'm very attached to both of my pets. I also have to get rid of all of my clothes and throw practically everything in my room away to make moving easier and once again I'm very attached to all my stuff so it's really stressful.

I don't like to complain about all of this though because I think I sound ungrateful. Like- Wow, you get to travel the world often and at such a young age without having to worry about school? That sounds soooo hard, you're struggling sooo much. I feel like shit for hating the traveling because I know there's people that would do anything to be in my position and to see some super cool places that my parents are planning on living in for a while but the whole thing is really uprooting the comfortable life I built for myself within the comfort of my room with my snake and dog and classes that I could control. In a way it's like they're taking all of my control. I feel like I have none of it and in a way I kinda don't.

The whole thing is making my depression come back in full force- I was going to therapy for a bit but then that stopped.

Then there's the one time I was literally crying at a huge birthday dinner for one of my parents friends and no one noticed at all and at the end of the night I got yelled at in the middle of the street because I just wanted to walk home after the dinner instead of walking to the hosts house to continue the party. Random tangent I know but I think that's the night my depression fully came back and hit in the face.

Writing is a safe thing for me, I enjoy it and I enjoy making content for others and writing for myself even, at times. Recently I haven't been able to do much of that though not only because of school but also my motivation is dropping bit by bit which is why after these requests I might take break from writing while things sort themselves out in my life. I'll still be active on Tumblr and doing asks and such but writing full fics for others might take me some time!

But yeah, that's some of the things that are happening that I'm comfortable talking about. I feel like this post is too long already so I won't get into the other stuff that actually led to my depression worsening but-

thanks Crow! Even if you didn't read this I suppose it's a bit better to get this off of my chest.

[mencnfire]

[Yo, I just want to drop in and spread some love too. I'm super glad that we became mutuals, you have really great taste in muses and you add so much depth to what we already know from canon. Your portrayal goes the extra mile and you really make it your own. I just wish that I had been able to help or do anything for you, so please don't hesitate to bop me when you need someone. You should not feel bad about needing time and space, too- People need to be more empathetic about grief. I really hope that we can continue to explore dynamics with our muses and create awesome threads together! And don't let random bullshit from haters get you down, you are not here for THEIR amusement. You continue doing what you love and enjoy it to your fullest when you can. Your enthusiasm and boundless passion is positively infectious and I'm glad I'm able to be here as a part of that.]

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(( SODAAAAAAAAA. my sodie-pop owo

firstly, right back at you! i have enjoyed our conversations so much & find it so refreshing chatting to someone so down-to-earth / so willing to explore darker themes in a mature / responsible way. i love you & appreciate your honesty and just your general vibes. i feel very comfortable just throwing things at you dlsngksdngsl (legit can't wait to see jae and volgin be sickos together - i dont know if this meme is us or them but im putting it here for you to see lmao )

but also, you have helped me. i think, like a lot of others on here, you've helped just by chatting to me. writing with me. having fun with me. like, our dumb little convos (and the serious ones where we both get all antsy and ranty) have helped a lot because it's taken my mind off of things. it's weird because i'm in the stage of grief now where it feels random. like, sometimes i'll be chill and all's good and then suddenly it hits. it's been hard being so...temperamental? sensitive? i think i've felt the need to constantly apologise because i know that there are people who are like 'urgh how dare you post about irl stuff' - personally, i like knowing my mutuals. how they're feeling and what they're up to. i think it's good to be friends with people ( and its fine too if people dont wanna be! ) i've felt in such a confusing and strange place these last few months that my head's been jelly and i guess i've felt apologetic for that. i don't wanna scare people away by cracking up in those moments of sadness.

BUT ALSO, thank you soda. your words are real and they're kind and i take them to heart. writing my boys has helped a lot during this time ( even if my writing has been STINKY ) - kaz's grief has helped me with my own, keeping heid's heart problems has forced me not to censor dealing with that & looking at the others' sadness has given me a weird place to channel my own. i'm glad that like, my writing can be enjoyed by others ( i really hope it is ) because they help me a lot too and i enjoy doing it. i enjoy writing with everyone <3 ))

[hegrowth]

Same anon here, I do want to clarify that shaming you was not my intent at all (and I'm not the anon who did before because shaming is for losers). I guess it's just difficult to see you...seemingly so wound up over it. You tend to over-explain, and while that's not an inherently bad thing...it's also not beneficial to you. Because in the end, it's incredibly approval-seeking behavior, when the only person whose opinion on the thing that matters is yours. You'll be the one with the responsibility of running 20+ blogs if that's the route you decide to go. You'll be the one with the responsibility of running the multimuse if that's the route you decide to go. In the end, the decision and the consequences / responsibility of said decision all fall back on you, not someone clicking a button on a poll. I understand feedback is nice sometimes; I just worry you're hinging your decisions too much on the feelings of people who...really see little-to-no effect from the choices you're needing to make. (I also do want to clarify, I used anon then and now because I get really nervous about my words reading poorly and tone regulation - I'm on the spectrum)

firstly, hello again ! and thank you for following up, I appreciate it. also, your words don't read poorly at all. you've been very open and honest to my perception, and clarified yourself where I wasn't sure. so you're doing good, and I definitely don't think you wrote that message or this one with the intent of shaming me, so no worries !

trust me when I say what people answer in my polls has very little say in what I decide to do ! honestly, what most often happens is I make a poll and then after seeing how people respond I realize what I want to do. I use the polls as a sounding board more than anything, because that's how I do my best thinking. you can ask any of my close friends, the amount of times I'll ask for their input on something, thank them for their input, and then go in the complete opposite direction of their input XD seeing how folks respond helps me gauge where I am myself, so to speak. do I consider the answers provided ? sometimes ! are some of my polls geared towards finding out what other people think / want ? absolutely ! but in general simply having the input of others helps me make up my mind for myself, usually in spite of the input. I hope that makes sense, I've realized its hard to explain. owo;

its kind of a. I'm asking even though I already know the answer ? but not quite, because I don't know the answer yet. its just something I feel. its like, asking my friend if I want grilled cheese or salad for lunch because I can't decide. in asking I realize I want salad, if that makes sense. and sometimes my friend says I should have a sandwich, and I'm like that's an even better option ! it both helps me realize whats in my own mind, as well as sometimes revealing additional options. I hope that makes sense !

as for over-explaining things... yeah, you're absolutely right. but honestly I've never perceived my over-explaining to that end ? I've always felt the need to over-explain to reduce confusion or misunderstandings, or because I perceive that something might be taken a certain way and I want to clarify, etc. it's never really been a matter of making people happy, but being as accessible and transparent as possible because I worry about people not understanding what I'm trying to say. because I know I'm bad at explaining things, honestly ! but I see what you're trying to say. I just. like having all the information on the table, whether it was asked for or strictly necessary or not. and I know I have a habit of over-explaining, definitely, but its just. never been about me or what I want from people, but for the benefit of other people. and maybe that is people pleasing in a way ? but its like.

I honestly operate to help other people. I really, really do. I am painfully aware of how I perceive things and my own neurodivergent quirks so I try to be as mindful of how others perceive things and how their neurodivergent quirks may influence them. if I overexplain something or clarify something random, its because my brain detected an eventuality where I, on the other side of the interaction, reacted or thought a certain way and I want to remedy that for another person. I hope that makes sense. and like, I guess that really is people pleasing ? but again I've never expressed this behavior with the intention of receiving validation, just to make things easier for myself and others, assuming we're all anxious and neurodivergent.

just to provide an example, I'll start writing something and then be like well, what if someone thinks xyz or oh this could be read in a bad tone so I divert to clarify, and end up over-explaining myself. again, I hope that makes sense.

and I mean, again, you're not wrong. I am a people pleaser. but, I'm also socially inept and likely on the spectrum myself. honestly, if I don't look to other people on what is and isn't okay then... I struggle. a lot. let me tell you, I was ready to give up on this whole venture because that anon (not yours, to clarify) really fucked me up made me feel bad about myself. and then... I saw people on my dash making new blogs, and remaking, even though they recently remade or already had a new blog. and I felt safe in my decision, because if other people do it then I can too ! so in my brain I was like, if other people can run multiple blogs and not spend equal time on each then so can I ! if other people can put all their muses on one blog, then so can I ! if other people can remake and move blogs and still have people follow and interact with them then so can I ! if other people can make a blog, change their mind, and do something else then so can I ! if other people can exist being slow or only writing a little then so can I ! like. I needed that validation. and maybe that isn't healthy, but it boosts my confidence a lot and makes me feel like I'm... humaning correctly, to put it plainly.

I have to look to the behaviors of others to build my own behaviors and understand what is okay and right. because otherwise I don't know what I'm doing and I feel like an alien. by following in the footsteps of others I know I'm following a safe path.

so I am a people pleaser. and I overexplain things. and I need the context of others to help me make decisions. that's me ! but, I'm really not... well. I don't feel like I'm hinging my decisions on the input of other people, nor do I feel like I'm winding myself up. like I said, I've been taking things slow and feeling them out. but I can definitely see why people may worry about those things. and I really appreciate that concern. ♡

owo thank you for your words, and for raising some very valid points ! I honestly feel a bit better now because like. I've explained myself and how my brain works and why I operate the way I do, so hopefully people understand. not that anyone needed to really know why I operate the way I do, but I worried people were like ?? wtf is puffin doing this time. uwu; and in the process over-explained myself ! but that's just me at this point. I hope what I've said makes sense. ♡

and again, I am very thankful for your words and appreciate the time you've taken to write them. sending hugs !

[cheemken]

So like, Villain Diantha AU

Where were we again? I honestly don’t remember much from it. But I remembered about it and wanted to talk about the AU

You got anything you want to add to it? Anything you want to change about the plot?

But all I remember is Iris and Hau being manipulated by Diantha, and Cynthia, Lance, and Geeta being simps for her

I would to ngl

Not me mistaking this for the villain champions au bc I remember like the last bit of it was Diantha making Iris her successor as Kalos' Champion so imagine how confused I was going through the Villain Dia au tag and the last three posts were me simping abt her, an anon asking what would happen if Sycamore dies, and Dia manipulating Hau on killing Hala so like😭🤣

But yeah technically the last bit of it was Dia being proud Hau was becoming more of a "true Champion" by killing Hala hahaha

And now that you said it I do wanna change some bits of it y'know, there's just smth abt cunning and really secretive villain Diantha where people still believes she's a really good person (yeah this is abt my post abt villain Dia having the same vibes as Alt Gabriel lmao)

That'd be cool tho I've been thinking abt it bc villain Dia is just sooooo,,,, ough™ y'know, damn man imagine if we really got villain Dia from the start😭

Like imagine her playing the part of a Champion so goddamn well no one even suspects her of anything

Idk what Dia's motives are here na, or maybe she's just built diff hahaha like y'know what if she really just has a god complex, she's suffered enough, and now she's hailed as an angel, it got to her head, but ofc she knows all the things she worked hard for would just crumble before her if she forest the people to worship her, instead she just watches from the shadows, still acting like Kalos' beloved angel, slowly manipulating the people into relying on her and trusting only her

It's just chdnbdnd yknow, that she still has eyes and ears everywhere, that she'd know who'd start to doubt her, and if she finds out well,, ofc her informants can handle that task of taking the doubter out. Who needs people like them, right? And if news goes out that someone died, well, maybe it really was just their time, there were no traces of foul play anywhere anyways.

W the champions, y'know i wanna say she does know who likes her romantically like w Lance and Cynthia, and ofc her dearest Geeta, her childhood friend, how clueless she was of Dia's true nature. And ofc, playing the part of the angelic champion well, being everyone's shoulder to lean on, they can trust her, they can trust her w anything

God can you imagine if one of the champions did go against her tho, imagine her blackmailing them lmfao

But also Dia being so manipulative to the kids and even to Lance, Geeta, and Cyn, keeping them close to her, also manipulation runs especially deep w Geeta bc I've been thinking abt these two for a while owo

Your honour let me be self indulgent again by saying Diantha has Geeta wrapped around her slender fingers. Can you imagine how cool that'd be bcmdnd Diantha wrapping her arms around Geeta's neck, pulling her close to her, whispering in her ear how much she loves her, and how good she was for always telling Diantha everything that happens during the meetings when she's not around, that Geeta is so so loyal to her, that since childhood Geeta's been there, and ofc Geeta just caves in, that's her angel your honour, and that only fed Diantha's want to be called a god

Your honour they make me so ill chmdnd

Anyways hahaha idk I think it'd be cool if Dia's the type of villain that won't do any flashy thing, rather she's there for blackmail hahah and y'know, psychological torment ouo

[biological-catastrophe]

i mean. mostly just the recent stuff is fine. and possibly the current setting ? thank youu ! :3

also. same. its just that im. very embarrassed lol

-🍈 (if u dont already have any anons w that sign off ,,)

I think youre actually my first anon with a sign off!!! :D:D:D

Imma put everything under the cut bc im prone to rambling about ocs so idk how long this will be ehehehe

So just a short recap of previous lore, not too in detail:

Zee is Sou's younger brother (in this rp, Sou is transfem btw!). He kinda idolized her growing up, even agreeing to work at Asu-Naro but in his late teens he kinda realized. How bad she was.

As soon as she turned 18 he dyed his hair black and moved out, trying his best to hide his identity but obv it got out lol.

More recent stuff:

Zee is Not Doing Well since his sister died (Shin ended up killing her, tbh i dont remember why ive slept since then DSLKJ). Right before, he graduated college to go from working as an assassin to a biomedical engineer at Asu-Naro. Once he learned that Shin was the one to kill her, he kinda. Attempted to kill him. He made a poisonous medicine. Shin lived. I think after that, Zee left the cult Veritas Aurora and completely devoted himself to Asu-Naro. He works with Kaiser @ ask-thealchemist i believe it is to prepare for the next death game.

But like Zee's mental state has been getting worse and worse. He was extremely unstable, he threatened to kill Shin at least one other time. But it got Bad and he ended up cutting his arm off (he has a doll replacement). He was having Shin get rid of the evidence bc he couldn't do it himself and I think thats when Shin kinda. Sibling adopted him? That was a little bit ago. But afterwards his mental health was starting to get better.

Then.. Misty (aka Mars, or Mist-Shift) died. She was someone Zee was close to, one of his adoptive siblings. So then his mental health tanked again. After learning this, he grabbed some stuff and ran away from his home.

If you want to see the most recent Lore Video i made, i believe its under the hashtag 'lore'? ive made 3 videos but the other two are a little older ehe, theyre around when Zee started making the medicine that he ended up using to poison Shin.

Anyways long story short he ended up cutting his leg off. Shin found him (Zee was Not There Mentally and gave the poor man a concussion SDLKJS), he and Keiji got him to the hospital. He's doing a little better, but he's still a little unstable.

His current situation is technically at the hospital rn I believe? Shin is also there, Keiji is in the lobby last I was told. He's planning on staying at Shin's place for awhile until his mental health is better.

His normal residence is an apartment, nothing fancy.

A few other Fun Facts owo bc this is my Main Oc rn so I wanna ramble since i have the opportunity.

So when he worked as an assassin he actually would. Dress feminine to lure targets in. It was originally a little joke but fuck it, its canon now. People with a gaydar would often call him a lesbian. No honey, you got the gay in the wrong direction SDLKJD.

He has a tad bit obsessive boyfriend. Just a smidge obsessive. Yup. Nothing more. But its not Toxic, more just Clingy.

I absolutely fucking LOVE the symbolism im trying to make between Zee and Sou and im very happy its kinda working out

idk if ive said this but. zee doesnt honestly HATE Sou. most of it is surface level. like yes sou did some Bad Shit, but shes still his sister. he's angry he never got to reconcile with her.

last thing i think: theres this niftly little guy, the Zee AI back from when he was 12. He's currently with Shin right now, and he's besties with the Riley AI. his at is zee-ai I believe?

sorry thats a lot!! have a good one anon!!!

[twistyprefect]

Oh boy oh boy-

So can I request an MC who is so cutely in love, they thoroughly searched the web (or whatever they use) on courting rituals for their guy 🥺 Not sure how many people you do at a time, but could it be Sebek, Ruggie, Floyd, and the Scarabia boys?

I’ll probably request more later lol

{OHH this is so cuuute!! one of my favorite things to study in both fictional and real world cultures is dating/courting/marriage rituals! they're super fascinating walirghri- anyway, i tried to base these on actual courting rituals from where each guy is supposed to (kinda) be from,but i ran into a few issues (where is floyd from? sebek? and a few others-) so i really only managed that for Ruggie! and by all means anon request more owo}

Ruggie Bucchi

Ruggie was surprised when MC approached him and shyly held out a small box for him

he glanced from them to the box, taking it and opening it as they watched shyly

inside was a small beaded necklace, the colors a combination of his dorm's colors and theirs

he swallowed hard as he looked over the delicate jewelry, unsure of if they even knew what it meant for him

"Did I not do it right...?" they asked nervously, their hands clasped together anxiously

oh. they had meant to...he grinned as he realized they were indeed trying to court him

"You did great! Though usually I'm supposed to give the first courting present, but also fuck it, I don't mind either way~!"

Floyd Leech

Floyd stared from the gift to MC and back again, trying to process if they realized what this meant

they'd gone up to him after work, grinning and offering him a beautiful shell they'd found along the beach

to him, he recognized it as a courting gift; nice shells were hard to find since most were washed up on the beach, a place most merpeople couldn't get to easily

he grinned and thanked them, running his fingers over the smooth shell in his hand

"Great! So, does this mean I can court you..?" they asked shyly, looking up at him with a soft smile

he froze before grinning and hugging them tightly, laughing and squeezing them tightly

"Oh thank fuck you knew what it meant! Yeah, consider this me officially accepting your courtship! You're stuck with me now, Shrimpy~"

Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim was completely shocked when his crush approached him with a present for him

he opened the bag to find an obviously handmade pendent, the gold glittering up at him

he stared from the pendent to his crush and was about to ask them why they'd given it to him when they spoke

"I asked Jamil and he said if I made you some kind of jewelry it would convey that I want to court you..." they explained

he opened and closed his mouth a few times, trying to process what they'd said

grinning, he pulled them into a tight hug as he laughed, smiling as he felt their arms wrap around him

"Well of course I accept! How could I not when I really liked you? Plus this looks so cool!"

Jamil Viper

Jamil hadn't expected to return to the Scarabia dorms to find MC putting the finishing touches on his favorite meal

he chuckled softly, assuming it was another ploy of theirs to get him to take a break

when he sat down, they presented the plate to him, nervously fidgeting as they sat across from him

that's when he noticed that they hadn't made any for themself; he inhaled sharply and looked from the meal to them

they grinned sheepishly, scratching their back of their neck nervously

"Kalim and the internet said one way I could court you was to make you your favorite meal...I hope that was right?" they said as explination

Jamil smiled wide, flushing slightly as he slowly ate the meal; "Ah, thank you. It was beautifully made, so of course I'll accept your offer of courtship."

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek hummed softly as MC gently brushed through his hair, their fingers detangling any knots they found

they'd asked him shyly if they could brush his hair, something that was a bit unusual from them

he hadn't expected them to actually use their fingers and his heart ached slightly

to them it was probably just relaxing, but among fae, grooming and especially hair grooming was reserved for families and courting pairs

he opened his eyes and looked up at them when he felt them gently braid his hair on the left of his face

he frowned slightly and was going to object when they grinned and slid a bright green bead onto the end of the braid

Sebek blinked as he slowly realized what they'd done, grinning up at them and sitting up to pull them into a hug; "Well, you must let me braid your hair now! We can have matching courting braids. Do you have an extra bead? I can ask Lilia if not-"

[tsukituke]

Hello master of the mansion may im have uzui and his tree wives x adopted male child reader who is really shy and can’t talk a phrase without stutter platonic headcanons please

“What a cute little child”

A/n: OwO sorry if this toke a little long to get out I was write some stuff but this request is very cute! BTW you don’t need to call me “master of the mansion” You may call me tsuki or Tsukituke [if you wanna learn more go to “about the author” its on my navigate] that’s all thank you for requesting my sweet lovely anon :3 - Tsuki

Y/n was a young little boy [at the age of 4 right now] who parents abandoned him at a very young age. Ever since then Y/n has barely eaten and shower for the past year ,that’s until a day came where Y/n was sitting as he lay his back on the fence that’s when a woman with long hair that was tied into a ponytail and was wearing a white dress with an irregular square pattern with a lighter solid cloth exposing her chest and had fishnet socks that reach up to her mid-thigh along with light colored sandals.

The woman looked at the little {h/c} boy who was lying his back on the fence and pay no attention to woman not even spare a glance at her as the woman walked up to him “hello there little boy” ,The little boy lifted up his head “H-hi” “where’s your parents” as soon as the woman ask that question the little boy put his head down with a sad look. “t-their somewhere” the woman gave him a worrisome look “ Do you live somewhere” the little boy shakes his head back and forth “oh” the woman looked around as a few people walked around and buy ramen as she looked back at the little boy who held his knees close to his chest.

The woman stand up and as she pulled her hand out to the little boy as the boy looked up at her “ My name is Hinatsuru! what’s yours? “ the little with {H/c} hair toke her hand and stands up “Y-Y/n...” Hinatsuru started walking with Y/n “Well Y/n you will be stay with me and a few other for a few” Y/n’s eyes shined looking at Hinatsuru.

A/n: Now that’s over we can get into headcanons:

Hinatsuru finds you really cute especially when you get soo shy and hide behind her legs because it shows how you trust her and maybe kinda you see her as mom[hopefully] . She sees how you stutter a lot after seeing that she trys to make you more comfortable around her. She tries to spend more time with you like she wants some alone time but overall she really wants you to like her as much as she loves you!

Suma, As soon as she met you she quite worried that the fact she thinks she not ready to take care a child. She tried to talk to you {By Talk I mean she just gives you flowers} ,After a little time she start to accept you as her adopted child. Tbh You notice how she will cry during a battle with a demon and trys to protect you. She always trys to warm up to you like give you hug overall she really cares for you, Pls she cry's more then you do but if she sees you crying she might just cry with you or she with try to make you stop crying. and make you happy

Makio,Not going to lie I think she would ask why do we now have a child. Tbh after she found the reason you are here she didn't really care about you nor your existence. She will hang out with you sometimes but once she found out that you stutter can’t talk without stuttering asked hina what to do about it while hina tells her that she should try to make you more comfortable around her. She tried being not that aggressive around you which it kinda worked, You notice how reckless she is during battles  there are just some day your worry that she might hurt herself ,soon after a few months she started to take a liking to you.

Tengen, when he first met you he was quite disappointed that meting you was not like a “flamboyantly Meting” but now that he as a child he wanted you to be as flamboyantly as he was and that starts with ending that stuttering. He wants to make you stop having that little worried expression on your face but to make you stop stuttering he think he needs to give more confidences , he was try making you talk to girls who are little kids but it only ends you being friends sooo he just stopped and tried to teach how to be “ flamboyant”.  You loved to see tengen fight because he looks soo cool and “flamboyant” [of course]. but sooner or later tengen may or may not tech you to act flamboyantly  but he still treat you as if you were his son even if your adopted.

Bonus: Remember these’s three:

they might end up being your 3 wives...

[twsty-lav]

octa gang does an oopsie (murder)

tumblr ate an ask but an anon basically said: what if someone remembered yuu dying? but then they died again and they forgot? and i was like... owo uwu owo!!!

uhhh no res au <3 tw yuu dies and it sucks. jade commits a CRIME

- All three of them are there. The reason is unimportant at best; Yuu is as unlucky as always, of course, and gets killed somewhere during a mild squabble on the way to the octavinelle dorms.

- It’s ridiculous, of course, but it’s no surprise (to yuu, at least) when they start to fall apart in front of their eyes, flesh withering away like a corpse in desert sun. Yuu doesn’t bother saying anything, not this time. 

yuu doesn’t bother feeling anything, either. 

- It’s fine. It’s fine, it really is. Their save point wasn’t too far back at all--because they had just taken care of jamil, maybe, and that was quite the big event. it’s fine. They’ve gotten good at remembering what people say.

- ... why was jade looking at them like that?

-  let’s talk on the way to the lounge, azul says, same as before; floyd agrees easily, in a good mood. and jade would agree, because why wouldn’t he--

“Actually,” He cuts in smoothly (and god, yuu hopes, hopes, hopes--), "I believe that it would be best to cut through the Headmaster’s office instead,” and that’s such a big detour and it wouldn’t go near the fight at all and azul says something in reply but yuu can’t breathe,

they hope so hard it hurts, they hate it--

- “Jade,” They say, voice distant to their own ears. their lungs are too shallow and their spine is too stiff but they have to know, “Jade. I need to talk to you for a second in private. Just remembered. Do you mind... For a second?” 

- they make it to... somewhere. yuu doesn’t. know. yuu doesn’t know how.

 they feel like they’re floating. they feel like they’re about to fall through the floor. they feel tight like a drawstring and please, if he has to know, 

their voice is thin and reedy and choked with desperation, too breathless to manage more than a whisper. “I died.”

“I know.”

yuu starts crying. 

... 

...

- the next few weeks are euphoric. Someone knows, someone knows, someone knows, finally, they’re not alone. Jade is a lifesaver, surely. 

.

(”What you just described... That’s impossible.”

“I know it is. Which makes it all the more suspicious, don’t you think?”)

.

- he stays by their side and bats away stray spells, makes sure that they’re okay, so careful in a way that nobody’s ever even tried to be. 

it’s a deal, of course--there’s no way that azul would let someone like jade run around without pulling some kind of profit, but yuu doesn’t care. 

. (”Haaaah? Can’t we just squeeze ‘em ‘til we find out?”

“We don’t even know what they want, Floyd. At least wait until then, will you? You’re so impatient.”) 

.

- yuu doesn’t care. 

just having someone know, just having someone be there, someone who believes them when they say it’s happened before, when not even ace or deuce or grim has even tried--

yuu doesn’t care at all. they can be safe somewhere, don’t you see? they can be safe. 

safe. 

- what a nice word, being safe. it’s warm comfort and blankets and tea, it’s a cozy room and a crackling fireplace and the scent of amber. 

it’s also jade, now.

it’s lovely.

..

.

.

.

“Prefect, may I talk to you for a moment?”

“Sure, what do you need?” 

“I just need to ask you something. But don’t worry. There is no need to be afraid; I only want to help you, 

shock the heart”

.

.

- let’s talk on the way to the lounge, azul says; this time, jade doesn’t disagree.

what a fool they were, yuu thinks, closing their eyes. 

what an utter, utter fool.

[anne-i-write]

moriarty the patriot headcannons

| requested by anon: “uhhh kinda weird lmao but how would the moriarty bros react to an s/o from the future? (Headcanons) thanks! OwO” |

william x reader; louis x reader; albert x reader

word count: 1355

tw: a few swears, if i’m missing any please let me know!

a/n: i’m so sorry that these are coming out so slow please enjoy!

william: 317 words

please

as soon as you wake up he’ll be staring at you intently

“where am i?”

“durham, england, 1880… and in my room”

it takes you like ten minutes to process everything that’s going on because: “i’m dreaming right??? or did i actually shift???

after finally accepting the fact you indeed did not shift and are not dreaming, you finally looked at the man who had stayed silent during your incoherent ramblings

“you seem more awake now, is it alright if i ask a few questions?”

hhh he’s such a gentleman

you both honestly take this whole time shift thing really well

louis definitely walks in on you two and he’s like,,

“who tf are you and how did you get in”

sdjkfhd pls its so funny when you guys converse

his speaking manner is so refined and yours is just,, yours

but he loves it

he thinks its cute

he comes up with a story for you because there were people who were no doubt going to question how you came into his life

and from there you two hit it off really well

accidentally said you two were to be wed during a conversation and the nobles went insane

when you are on the carriage ride back from the party he apologizes for saying something so out of line

“i wouldn’t mind being married to you, william.”

this man always has something to say but THIS

YOU

he wanted to respond with something witty but you just,, existed and made him melt

“let’s go buy a ring tomorrow then.”

asks you questions about the future

only trivial things, never if his plan works in the long term

but judging by the way you talk about your previous life he can tell that everyone is somewhat equal, except for “the dumbass politicians” you speak about

oh did i mention he picks up your swears too LMAO

louis: 459 words

 he’s heading back to his room when you come OUT of his room

“who tf are you, how did you get into this house, and why are you here”

instant kill mode

you think you’re dreaming so you’re like,, ok cool and you tell him most of your life story and he’s like

??????

has never been more dumbfounded in his life

who is this person and what are they wearing and why are they telling me their life story

eventually the rest of the moriarty team gets involved and matters are settled lmao

you all agree that staying in the manor is the best course of action at the moment

louis thinks you’re taking this a little too well so he’s still a little sus of you

like seriously,, the future?? cmon now

the people you’re working for probably made those weird clothes for you

but anyways

you’re helping him clean the house and cook

“this is fun,,, but honestly?? if i have to do this by myself everyday i would cry”

you keep saying this and you know it’s getting annoying for louis but he ISNT TALKING

if you can’t beat em, annoy em

finally gives in

“how did you used to wash clothes in the future?”

and you get this big smile on your face and you start TALKING

you’re so excited that he finally spoke to you

even tho you know you lowkey annoyed him

but you’re talking and louis is like,, huh

you’re talkative, but not annoying at all

you have little stories that make him laugh sometimes

needless to say you both get closer

but it isn’t until one night louis is making rounds around the manor that he passes by your room and hears crying

so he’s worried and he goes into your room

bruh you try pulling that shit where you wipe away your tears and be like “oh i’m okay!”

like,, no u aren’t

louis makes you spill what’s bothering you

“my friends, my family… are they okay? are they looking for me?? they must be so worried”

note that you’ve already been at the moriarty estate for about two months without any word that you can return to your own time

and louis holds you

he teaches you more about the year that you’re currently stuck in and he tries to take your mind off of the bad things

asks william to buy more books to indulge you bc you have some book withdrawals bc “WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TALE FOR THE TIME BEING HASNT BEEN PRINTED YET” followed by a short crying session

he’s a really good boyfriend

you taught him what a boyfriend was and he couldn’t stop thinking about how much society’s view on relationships changed

albert: 579 words

is walking down the streets at night when he sees you barreling down the road in your clothes

you look pretty scathed when you run right into him

“are you alright?”

you’re scared and out of breath but he’s wearing what you can only assume is a uniform of england

he takes you to his place and tries to calm you down

he asks you questions and you tell him everything straight out

you know you look crazy but you couldn’t bring yourself to care

you were just walking back from a friend’s place IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and you felt dizzy and you woke up alone in a dark alleyway

“where are you from?”

you obviously give him your city but he corrects himself

“what year are you from?”

“2019”

doesn’t want to believe you bc you’re all frantic and maybe insane

but your clothes just seem to different for him to brush off the possibility

tells you to sleep it off and gives you his bed

he’s already writing a letter to his brothers that he’s possibly coming back with someone

“ohoho brother albert has a suitor now?”

anyways, albert asks you more questions about your other life as you’re both on the train to durham

albert went out to buy you more fitting clothes before leaving and you couldn’t even repay him

but he tries to get you in a comfortable position so you don’t spiral again

but he’s genuinely nice about it when he finally accepts the fact that you are in fact from the future

funny enough, you both don’t get each others names until you get onto the train

“oh, my name is albert james moriarty”

and you’re briefly like “oh like sherlock’s nemesis” but then you remember that this is only the victorian era

sherlock holmes doesn’t exist, it’s just a coincidence

so you both get to the manor and he introduces you to the moriarty team and this is where you’re like,,

oh my God

this is real and i know the ending

you suddenly want to travel back further in time and never meet them bc they’re all really sweet towards you

and you got attached to them more than you should have

albert notices you’re a little tense so he makes small conversation to get your mind off of things

“i do like to play the piano”

bro

they have a piano delivered to the house to make you feel more comfortable and hopefully keep you occupied

itching and nostalgic (ironic), you play songs from rachmaninoff and joe hisaishi, despite it being from the future

everyone knows chopin so shhh

“that’s beautiful, did you compose that?”

“no, but another composer did, i don’t even think he exists yet”

you’re very adamant on keeping things the same

like,, no i’m not going to tell you how to create a washing machine because i don’t want to mess up the timeline if i do go back to the future

you do get very sad occasionally because you are homesick and being placed in a world where you have only heard stories of is very disorienting

but albert and the boys make up for it

albert always tries to be by your side and if he can get his hands on a piano sheet he’ll buy one for you and see if you already know it

it’s always nice to have them around, but you know the troubles you’ll eventually have to face

moriarty the patriot taglist: @zoehanji

[oinkawa-bb]

first time dads!haikyuu pt.2

request: Hi! I just read your Haikyuu as first time dads and it's so cute! Would you mind writing another one with Iwaizumi, Suna, Atsumu and Osamu? I'm looking forward to seeing more of your writing. Have a nice day! -anon

note: thank u lovely anon for being my first request!!🥺❤️ i enjoyed writing this and i hope you enjoy reading it uwu <33 i really hope i did the inarizaki characters justice b/c i’ve just recently gotten to know them!! owo here is dad!iwa, suna, atsumu, osamu 

mentions/topics: pregnancy, domesticity, timeskip, female reader insert

part one (daichi, kuroo, oikawa)

part three (tsukki, akaashi, yams, kenma)

☀︎—hajime iwaizumi

iwa and you have been trying for months

and he’s been super supportive and comforting when each test comes back negative :/

but this one day, you feel different

and he’s sitting on the ground outside the bathroom door just trying to offer positive affirmations bc he’s waiting for you to finish taking the test

but when the door opens, he sees your face and just knows

you don’t even need to say anything bc he already has a HUGE grin on his face and is pulling you in for a hug

he definitely kneels down to plant kisses on your tummy

your attempts to stop him don’t work they never do

soon to be dad iwa is super protective and cautious

definitely feels most comfortable when he can hold or touch you some way when in public

he likes to place his hand gently around your waist or he’ll grip your hand if there’s crowds

sometimes he’s a little too firm in his affection, and you have remind him to lighten up to which he becomes a lil flustered

“hajime...i can’t feel my hand,,”

but when you do go into labor, he whips out this midwife-like knowledge out of nowhere

similar to daichi, iwa became super well informed by researching a lot (but just in secret, you really had no clue)

he watched videos, read through other people’s experiences, and asked a bunch of people for their input

and now he’s super helpful to you through your contractions in the car and at the hospital

he’s calm and firm, supporting you physically to the hospital and emotionally through the labor

but when iwa’s baby finally makes their appearance

he just becomes all ushy-gushy and weak with watery eyes

his hands are pressed together and placed at his mouth in awe when he finally sees you hold his child

and then when he finally gets to hold the baby,

boy oh boy

iwaizumi actually cries a lot more than either of you expected

he’s so smitten with his newborn, and he can’t stop internally & externally praising your strength for carrying and birthing his child 

like he sees you in a totally different light, and he thought it was impossible but he’s fallen even more in love with you now

and he can’t wait to take care of his new family🥺

☀︎—suna rintarou

suna definitely didn’t see this coming,,,

but nonetheless when he processes the meaning behind the bun you placed in the oven, he doesn’t feel anything but sheer excitement

suna’s actually wanted to have children with you for awhile

but he’s never admitted it out loud uwuwuwu

he holds you firmly in his arms and caresses your hair gently for a long time, and you have to ask him if everything’s ok🥺

but it’s literally because he’s lowkey tearing up and at a loss for words

after a few moments tho, he collects himself and slowly presses light kisses all over your face

“i’m just really happy.”

at night, he refuses to sleep when he knows that you’re struggling to sleep due to discomfort

so he’ll lay awake with you and mumble mindlessly about the future he sees with you until both of you doze off

sometimes he just sees you standing at the counter or something and he can’t resist bc ur just so cute!!!!

he’ll quietly come in for a back hug,,,

and he’ll place his chin on your head and his arms around your belly and close his eyes and just stand there for as long as he wants until... 

”rin.... i need to pee”

he’ll let go then probably

but when the day finally comes, his mind is literally all over the place and he’s trying to be calm on the outside

in the car, your breathing is getting heavier and sharper, and he’s lowkey a little panicked but he won’t stop reassuring you for one second

“hey, look at me, you’re okay, it’s gonna be okay”

he’s definitely in pain himself seeing you in labor,

but he’ll be by your bedside, gently holding your hand and letting you squeeze his as hard as you need to

but it’s all worth it when he gets to see his baby with his own eyes,,

when he sees you cooing softly and holding his dear child against your chest, silent tears fall out of his eyes

suna swears he’s never seen a more beautiful sight than this

☀︎—atsumu miya

atsumu comes home from an exhausting day of work, 

and right as he walks through the door, he’s whining your name, about to ramble about practice...

but then he sees a tiny pair of volleyball shoes at the front,,,

and he’s like... o w o

even though he’s tired out of his mind, his brain works quickly, and he’s connecting the dots in his head

you’re just standing there at the end of the hallway all giggly n cute

he raises his eyebrow and then his sly smile turns into a huge one as he runs up to you,

he clutches your face in his hands and is peppering kisses all over you to the point where you have to physically pry him away

basically immediately, atsumu starts using little nicknames for the baby, but they change almost every day LOL

he also definitely downloaded the pregnancy tracking app (even though? you already have one? and it’s unnecessary for him to have it too? he doesn’t care tho)

he checks it every day before work, lets you know what size the baby is, and kisses your bump aka his angel/nugget/muffin/dumpling/etc. before leaving

“y/nnnn my lil’ angel is the size of a bell pepper today”

“atsumu... i know.. i already checked”

atsumu also boasts so much when he’s sharing the news with his teammates and family members

like osamu was somewhat looking forward to being an uncle until atsumu hit him with the daily updates of your cravings and symptoms and how the baby kicked when he placed his hand on your belly and on and on

but he also just wants to make you feel hella loved and wanted during your pregnancy

he can sense that your body image and self-esteem sometimes takes a major hit

so it’s not uncommon for him to be showering you in compliments nonstop

but honestly it’s also just because he thinks ur even hotter... if that was possible....

this is embarassing but i feel like he has you saved as “hot mama” in his phone or smth

and then the day arrives, and the whole drive there, he’s going “oh shit” in his head over and over but he’s playing this cool demeanor on the outside

actually, this carries over into the hospital too, but he just decides that he’ll do whatever he can to pamper the hell out of you & make you feel less uncomfortable

upon first sight of the baby,

there’s no other words to describe how he feels other than his heart just melting on the spot. 

it’s game over for him because he knows that he’ll literally do anything for you and this precious baby now

anything. (prepare to be spoiled rotten)

☀︎—osamu miya

osamu returns from work one day,

and you’re just at the stove cooking, so he comes up behind you, snaking a hand up the bottom of your shirt to caress your bare waist while whispering his greeting in your ear

but then you wince when he touches your stomach

and he’s like “oh?”

he’s super puzzled so he intently observes you as you bite your lip and start to blush

“i was going to tell you this over dinner but i just can’t hold it in,”

osamu kind of already knows where this is headed but he watches as you reach for your back pocket and pull out a pregnancy test neatly tucked in a ziploc bag

he’s been waiting for this moment to come his whole life (osamu a sucker for domesticity imo) so he’s literally internally screaming for joy!!!

but outwardly his smile conveys it all, and he’s chuckling as he pulls you close by the waist to plant a kiss to your lips

during your pregnancy, osamu becomes overwhelmingly nurturing

it’s almost like you’re the baby ???

like he cooks even more for you and is always whipping something up asap when you mention your cravings

what if he made onigiri with the foods you crave as the filling

he does research on ways to quell nausea and discomfort and goes out to buy herbs and ingredients that would make you feel better

basically, he wants to take the best care of you possible my baby

at night, he’s going to let you use him in any way to sleep better

most of the times, you want him pressed against your back and his head nuzzling your neck

he whispers soft and sweet declarations of his love for you and the baby when he thinks you’re asleep you’re not

ok but when the day comes,,,

osamu is just so ready for the baby to arrive that he’s as cool and collected as ever

you’re definitely not tho, and he can sense it, so he’ll find every way to calm you down

meaning,,, he’ll play calming spa music in the hospital room, massage your lower back, gently repeat encouraging affirmations, etc, etc.

osamu takes care of you so well uwuwuwu

and when the baby makes an appearance, you bet osamu leaps to dad duty right away

he’s emotional but clear-minded, and he’s already mentally planning his life with you back at home with the baby🥺

he can see the future with you and this sweet baby for eternity and he’s so ready <3333

[hanniejji]

ITADORI, MEGUMI, AND SATORU W/ A BABY FACED YOUNGER SIBLING

[ itadori yuuji x sibling!y/n ] [ fushiguro megumi x sibling!y/n ] [ gojo satoru x sibling!y/n ]

anon: IS THIS YOUR FIRST REQUEST FOR JJK?? KASKAKS I SAW YOU WRITE FOR PLATONIC TROUPE SO CAN WE HAVE YUUJI MEGUMI AND GOJO WITH A SIBLING A YEAR YOUNGER THAN THEM AND LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BABY AND IS VERY VERY VERY ADORABLE? I HAVE ONE MYSELF AND I BABY THEM EVERYDAY :'D

note: first jjk request that i'm doing owo hope this quelled your enthusiasm bubs 😌 i also changed my format for posting owo | m.list

warnings: cursing haha get it?

ITADORI YUUJI

i think yuuji will be the best big brother of all time :')

since you're parents are mysteriously gone and you only have your grandpa, yuuji took it upon himself to protect his little sister

"you're just a year older"

"i am still your older brother :<"

insert angy whining

very very fun brother nonetheless

knows you very well and will do everything to keep out of danger

when ur grandpa died, the both of you spent the night holding and comforting each other

now in the case of when he ate sukuna's finger, he won't tell you right away and will probably won't want you to be involved in any of the sorcerer shit

cue angsty scene where you tell him that you're capable enough and that you only have each other so there's no reason to keep secrets >:

if the both of you decided to be sorcerers, then better prepare yourself for protective brother yuuji :D

sukuna will bother you every single moment of the day probs flirted with you to annoy yuuji too

loves to pinch your cheeks because wHy nOt?¿

"Y/N IS THE PRIDE OF OUR FAMILY"

"who wouldn't love my little sibling? look at them and tell me you don't love them and their baby face"

treats you like a fucking baby too

will baby talk you too :')

protective brother aside, he's pretty chill and vibes with you and is your number hype man for life

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

you're probably twins since gumi here has some family issues that we're still unsure of oof

but let's just say you're a few minutes younger or sumtn

gumi is protective as fuck and will not allow anything bad happen to you

doesn't matter if you're strong, brother dear must protect

y'all are probably the most comfortable siblings out there

like you either sleep in gumi's room or yours, you take turns especially on movie nights

buys you your comfort food when he passes a store uwu

pats you on the head and says "yoshi yoshi" it's a form of baby talk in japanese

grins if you pout angily at him

"ah, there's the gremlin"

YOU HELP HIM RAISE HIS SHIKIGAMIS HNGNH

he calls you and his young shikigamis a pile of babies

will randomly hold your cheeks in his hands then squishes them with a perfectly stoic face

you have a language together and eye contacts are enough for you to understand each other

gives you curfew

"no one's going to think that we're the same age if you still look like a baby"

"i mean, you are a baby tho"

deadpans at people if they tell him that you look like an innocent angel and says

"no, that's a fucking demon you're talking about"

GOJO SATORU

loves you very much

"i must protect this adorable munchkin of mine"

will use the one year age gap between the two of you against you

"can you buy me some chocolate on the way?"

"no"

"but i'm older than you!"

baby talks you in front of other people and will not stop until you're puffing your cheeks out of irritation

"aww look at that little baby!"

will manhandle you if necessary

actually, he'll do that anything he wants to take you somewhere

nicknames because he wants to tease you

"dearest little sibling"

you probably have a meme language that only the two of you understands

inside jokes are included

but he's also serious when it comes to your achievements and will flaunt it at everyone's faces

proud big bro :')

"see that? that's the youngest gojo and i'm very proud of them" will not care if you're not the youngest, in his eyes you are

will not let anyone, even the gojo clan, to insult you or talk bad about you

"what do you mean? they're one of the best, i suggest watching them kick ass for yourself before talking like that as if you're better than them"

will share sweets with you but only a lil

[rintoki]

Glad the beloved hooman likes it! Hehe, I did too <3 Neko-sama is always in the feeling of bullying someone (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧ but today, strangely, the feelings doubled, mufufufu probably because of that anon of yours gifted me some delicious, delicious salmons hehehehe *coughs* And to your question, neko-sama don’t have anyone that I’d consider ‘favorite’, but right now, neko-sama is eyeing a new vict- eh, um, toy :3 His name is Hanma, methinks hm hm.

Ah, and the little “thirst” as what you humans would called, is that you training someone who really into submission, but his mind is too ingrained with what the society said about men have to lead, yada yada. (Whoever, really, neko-sama doesn’t have anyone in mind). This is, of course, like any smart humans would do, after the discussion of what you like and don’t between your partner(s) (neko-sama herself is polygamic hehe), and then the path to mind breaking begin! Maybe Pavlov’d him a little bit uwu anytime anyone says or mention your name, his cute dick gets hard. Aaaah, and sweetly bullying him that for someone who wanna be in charge, his cute hole won’t let go of your cock. He is way too tight and warm! If he doesn’t like this, why everytime you pulled away, he looked so sad and he’s making the most pitiful noises?- it’s so endearingly funny owo

Oya oya, what naughty liar he is, but his body is being so honest. Training his body to be far more sensitive, more responsive and of course, more slutty <3! Make him wear pretty things, never skip on stimulating his prostate because poor boy cannot do it to save himself, use toys on him as he goes about his days (ah, his struggles never fail to make you smile!) And by the time you’re done, maybe if you’re nice enough, you’d let him keeping his facade of being the Big Bad. - neko

WAHAH i think a lot of people are thirsting for hanma after the new official art heheh the great neko-sama is not immune i see 🤭🤭

UGHHU I LLVE THIS SO MUCHC HNHN mmmm your big bad looking partner who gets pegged by you yes yes. he is shy about submitting but like you said he can’t help it :(( it’s feels too good, his hole sucking you in so greedily, even after cumming he still loves keeping you inside. making him moan your name, asking him who is the one making him crying and shake like that. so much until saying your name in public makes him squirm; reminding him of how he says your name when he cums. his pants becoming tight and suddenly he needs to go home to take care of some problems heheh

especially when he tries to act dominant over you in front of other people, you have to teach him again who is in charge. tying up his hands and edging him, a cock ring on and you fuck his aching hole. denying his orgasm each time he’s close until he’s sobbing and admitting that he’s just your slut, his hole is free use for you whenever you want <33

mmmhmh depriving his senses; blindfold, earphones on playing a sexy playlist. can’t see or hear you so his body is so much more sensitive to your touch. drip hot wax onto his chest, but then running an ice cube on his cock, maybe even making your fingers cold and stroking his prostate. poor baby would squirm and shake so much, everything feels so intense, might even cum early if you start kissing or sucking him <3

becomes so shy when you put toys on him in public 🤭 hides from people and clings to you so much. hugging and whimpering in your ear when he can’t take it anymore :( i think you’ll have to pull him into a corner and rub his poor cock until his knees are shaking and his underwear is all dirtied :((