#oh what fun it is to make the himbo cry

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok some things i LIKED about tua 4 since we all have talked exclusively about what we hated (SPOILERS AHEAD):

idc what anyone says the baby shark bit was iconic every time it came on i jammed

klaus had a comic book storyline from hotel oblivion!! let’s go source material!!

diego and luther being himbos

allison and klaus friendship

the entire birthday party scene was hilarious and fun and so THEM ok

the road trip scene that was in the trailer such iconic sibling goofy clownery they’re fucking idiots

klaus. he was in it. any time i get to see my little freak is time well spent.

incredibly unpopular opinion but i liked the ending i think they need an end from the cycle of apocalypses and suffering like they deserve a rest they’ve earned it and it was sweet that they all went together and the “i love you guys………but you’re all such fucking assholes” and then “fuck you” and everyone laughing and crying and THEN AND THEN ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM THE VARIOUS SEASONS BEING AT THE END i was SOBBING

klaus having a podcast of himself giving himself affirmations like that’s so funny

they actually gave somewhat of a shit about each other like diego was so DAD my babies have grown up but not too much they’re still fucking toddlers

lila is so pretty and funny and hot and unhinged she means so much to me

lila and klaus friendship!! lila and allison!! bonding!!

gene and jean were SUCH classic umbrella academy characters. loved them.

viktor gets all the pussy

i cannot stress how much all of the group scenes were so fucking sibling i love them ok

NO LUTHER AND ALLISON INCEST THANK FUCK

THUNDERBOLT THE GHOST DOG <3<3<3

klaus and claire oh my god i love uncle klaus so much and he loves her so much

seeing sober klaus and how hard he tried and then the heartbreak when that went away because he’s KLAUS he’s gerard way’s trauma self insert. as much as i want klaus to be safe and content and free from all this bullshit it was just so consistent and i can appreciate that. and i cried like a little bitch it was truly devastating but it was just sooooo klaus. also getting to see him make it incredibly clear that he didn’t want his powers back—him being the ONLY ONE who didn’t want his powers back—was important to me idk. and he was LOVED like he has a family!! he is cared for!! ahhHHHHHH!! love it

claire was great and getting to see her and allison and their tumultuous relationship and their love for each other after all of these seasons of allison looking for her and just wanting to be with her daughter

klaus got dave’s dog tags <3

more flashbacks to brellie kids!!

getting answers to some series-long mysteries

the underground subway system between timelines was so fucking cool and mindfucky 100/10

klaus’s look being reminiscent of s1 sorry that was my favourite klaus look ok

their sort of evolved powers when they got them back

so many good one liners and comedic scenes

ben being a crypto bro is SO FUNNY

will add stuff as i think of it. this is incredibly out of character for me i am an eternal pessimist but i did enjoy s4 (mostly because, as an eternal pessimist, my expectations are always low) so here we are.

[i-cant-sing]

Platonic Yandere Gojo with sister reader is also plaguing my mind. Just the absolute control he has over her life because he is the most powerful being in the universe, so everyone must listen to him if they want to live. If Gojo tells his clan to lock you in your room, they do. They don't even ask questions, don't bat an eye when you cry and beg to be let out. No, they stand outside and wait for their next command. If Gojo tells them to get rid of so and so person because they looked at you for a second too long, the clan does it with efficiency. If Gojo tells them to make sure you drink enough water, it doesn't matter if you're hydrated, the clan will make sure to hold you down and unintentionally waterboard you as they make sure you drink.

No one is allowed to talk to you, interact with you, not even smile at you unless Gojo tells them. Its all a part of his plan- to isolate you in every way possible until you start becoming insecure and feel like an alien, and then when dear old brother Gojo comes to visit you, you all but wrap yourself around him and practically beg for his attention.

You have an s/o? Maybe he's some poor servant of the clan who fell in love with you and starts dating you secretly. Boy, he was dead meat the moment he had thought of you romantically. But this time, Gojo brings you out to the backyard with him to see how he tortures your s/o to death, holding you tightly when you struggle against him. He knows its cruel, far too gore for your pure mind to see, but he must force you to watch if he wants the lesson to stick.

Never go against ni-chaan's orders.

Big brother Gojo who forbids you from leaving the estate unless he permits you to leave with his most trusted servants or with him. He just wants to keep you safe and allow you to have fun under his watchful gaze. Big brother Gojo who has strictly told you to never use your cursed energy, especially not without him? He says its because he doesnt want you or anyone else to get hurt, but its really because he doesnt want you to be able to leave him.

You try to run away from him, try to leave to country? Hell, Gojo has you on a no flight list, and he even has people at the airport holding you in a room as they wait for Gojo to come and collect you. You can go along with him crying and screaming as he drags you out and make a fool of yourself or you can go quietly as he brings you to his chest, thanking the officers for keeping you safe. Either way, no one will come to your rescue.

The sooner you realise that there is no escaping from him, that he is your only knight in shining armour, your captor and your protector, the only one worthy of your attention, the only person who will give you his attention and love, the only one who will hug you and wipe away the tears (even if he was the who made them spill), the better it will be for your sake (and everyone else's). He may have locked you in your room, chained you up and yes, he will be a jerk to you as most brothers usually are, but once you give up and apologise (you dont know what for, but u apologise), Gojo will free you and let you cling to his arms, shushing you as he allows you to stain his clothes with tears and snot, telling you that he's oh so proud of you for finally coming to your senses and realising your mistake.

"Y/n, shh its okay now. Stop crying, cmon. You know I'm not mad at you. No, you're my little sister. I only have your best interests in mind. I'm the only one who loves you, Y/n."

But while the idea of Gojo not allowing you to date is delicious, what is more intriguing than Gojo trying to set you up with Megumi, a child who he raised/groomed and sweet boy Megumi also has yandere tendencies for you. So, Gojo brings you to Jujutsu High with him so that you can fall in love with his protege Megumi.

You however must be blind because you fall for himbo boy Yuji instead and honestly, a little bit for Sukuna too.

Gojo is just trying not combust into flames, even if he's smiling as he beckons you to come with him (abd away from Yuji). Megumi is just trying not have a meltdown and kill his bff Yuji in jealousy but he forgets all about that when you ask if he'll join you and Gojo for lunch?

Oomph imagine Gojo's reaction when he sees you kiss Yuji for the first time, and you and Yuji remain unaware of Sukuna sticking his tongue out from Yuji's cheek and mocking Gojo. Like unhinged Gojo appears way earlier than he was supposed to, ripping Yuji off you and blasting him off while dragging you to your room to lock you away and its actually more for your safety than his because Gojo is trying very hard to not actually harm you. He needs to blow off steam and what better way than to make Yuji allow Sukuna to take over his body and fight him. And now its upto Megumi to hold back Gojo and stop him from killing his best friend, but perhaps... Megumi could hold that off for a bit so that he could console you. I mean, he needs to be there physically to wipe your tears away. He could always wipe off the blood later... if Yuji's still alive.

Yeah, Gojo wont kill him. Maybe.

[stars-n-spice]

TCW Era Cross Doodles

Based on the headcanon that he has terrible taste in men (because he does)

ft. his stupid gay ass bangs 🙄

Can you tell that my art style is inconsistent and idk how to draw Crosshair?

Closeups, text, and headcanons under the cut

"I could make him worse." // 'He'd make a great wife.' <- about the worst man ever

"A white guy??? REALLY??"

he's going to have to learn the hard way about white guys

"Men ain't shit." *not 20 minutes ago* -> *Crying and listening to Mitski's "My Love Mine All Mine" *

"You're stupid. I like that in a man." - "Thanks??"

"Hear me out-" - "No."

"How do you feel about Crosshair's taste in men?" Hunter: Don't even. Wrecker: *has threatened to snap any guy's neck if they hurt Crosshair* Tech: I don't know why he thinks he's getting laid with that haircut. Echo: *having flashbacks to Fives' taste in men* ...

What the shirt says 🤷🏽

Okay so I think that tcw era Crosshair and before that was a little more reckless and willing to get with any guy who gave him the time and attention - hence him having bad taste because he'll have whoever wants him

Then probably went through a really bad breakup or had a really toxic partner and that kinda turned him off from developing relationships/feelings from that point on :/ he became a little more careful after that

But before that? Oh, you just got to praise and butter him up a little and he's all yours.

The stupider the man the better honestly. I don't blame him, I love himbos too.

But also I think he's incredibly attracted to guys who display loads of loyalty - guys who are really passionate, dedicated, and probably won't take shit from him - that's kinda his "ideal" man

Also anyone who can handle his Firepuncher if you know what i mean

But alas, he can't seem to find that man so in the meantime he's just going to have fun and entertain himself with whoever he can get his hands on

Also, also, doesn't help that his brothers criticize his taste and tell him "he's no good for you" because Crosshair, being Crosshair, will want said guy even more

Brothers tell him no? Oh, now he wants it even more.

He'll pull the homophobic card on them whenever they make comments about his relationship and they'll be like, "We're ALL queer, Crosshair."

He does go to Cody for advice because 1) he trusts Cody 2) Cody is the only one in a stable relationship that Crosshair knows of and 3) like hell is Crosshair going to ask someone like Hunter about relationship stuff

Okay but good luck to Crosshair's boyfriends because like,, your ass is not safe and you better treat Crosshair right or you're having four highly trained, specialized clones coming after your ass

And Crosshair is definitely also coming after his ass too but like,, after he recovers from eating icecream, crying, and listening to Mitski on repeat for a few hours

Feel free to add on!

[bunniesnuggie]

ethan landry as a caregiver

ethan landry x hyper fem little!reader

summary: just some headcanons of our favorite nerd as a first time caregiver 💕

*this is a non-ghostface au, he’s alive and not a stabby boy 👍🏻💗

*not proofed*

quick lil heads up - i’ve literally never seen scream 6… and have no idea who anyone is except ethan so, keep that in mind. but i still have been kinda obsessed with him lately :3

♡finds out by coming home early from class and finding you fully regressed in his dorm

he’s so cute; he didn’t even know anything was “wrong” at first. just enjoying the sight of his adorable girlfriend laying on his bed in his shirt cuddling the build a bears you made for each other, watching barbie movies. that is, until you yelped and leaped off the bed, and literally started crying. traumatized him ™️

♡ himbo DID NOT understand,

he will never EVER judge you. but did have to do research b4 fully getting it, like cutiepie was reading phyc books during his classes and reading different posts online 💕but didn’t say anything abt it to you tho. just kinda became a mama bear one day 😭 he does ask you lots of questions when your big tho

♡ once he does get it tho…. OH BOY

he had no idea he would love taking care of someone so much, this is both of your guys first relationships. everything is new, this is no different to him than learning your favorite things or how you like to be comforted. he knows this is simply coping for you, and he would do anything for you. so helping you heal you inner child is nothing out of the question

♡ soft casual dominance is kinda already his thing, so it comes naturally

so he’s used to tying you shoes for you, holding your hand out in public, he’ll order you food and talk to strangers for you. so when he does become your caregiver, the dynamic in public isn’t really that different 🫶🏻

♡ bathtime, playtime, naps!!!

he loves spending time with you while your regressed!! he colors with you and totally plays dolls or dress up. he’s very pretty and loves when you tell him so while putting clips in his hair☺️

♡ lego bf!

literally buys you sm lego sets, easier ones like duplo for when ur smaller and the more complex “adult” ones for date night :}

♡ he also gets vv invested in your shows and stuffies lives

“he did WHAT?!? why would he do that, can’t he tell that is not Ariel????? i mean her hair isn’t even RED!!!” 🤬🤬 becomes an angry boi. he totally spills the tea with ur stuffies during tea parties😗

♡ makes sure you guys go on “little” dates at least twice a month

you guys are basically attached at the hip, young love and all, so dates are frequent. but when he became ur caregiver, he wanted to make sure you knew he wanted to do this and be there for you 1000%. he also wanted to help you with regressing regularly to help you cope with stress. you once told him that you hadn’t regressed once in like 5 months and it was not fun when you finally did, he learned abt “improper” regression that night and never wanted to let it happen to you again 🥹

♡ embodies spider-man!bf energy

he LOVES the hellokitty!gf x spider-man!bf trends. he literally thinks it was made for you guys nerd. makes you bracelets that say bunny and daddy on it, his is red a blue and urs is pink and white, awe💕💕lowkey feel like he’d dress up as spider-man for halloween too

♡ speaking of nicknames, say good bye to ur real name

even before he found out you were a little, it was always sweetheart, bunny, angel, pretty girl, baby, princess etc that boy loves you so much and he shows it. after though he added in little one, babybug, tiny, dolly…anything that makes you feel especially small

♡ literally always carrying you

this man is 6’2, he makes chad look small he towers over you and absolutely loves it. so he takes advantage of it when he can, piggyback rides are a common occurrence. he loves just holding you in his lap, seeing ur tiny body take up such little space and fit perfectly on him, makes him 🫠

♡ is SO SOO protective

people take him for granted, thinking he’s just some sweet, docile nerd who loves econ. and while that is true, bby can kick butt and will for you. he doesn’t let anyone near you while regressed, heck or even see pictures of you regressed. that is your safe space. he will be damned if he lets anyone taint it. he also asked of you would be ok with him monitoring you socials while small, especially if you have agere accounts. he does not take anon hate lightly and will not tolerate any nsfw accounts trying to interact with you

♡ he just loves you so much and wants u to always be happy

like i said he will do absolutely anything for you, that boy loves you more than anything in the world. he shows it to you every day, whether that be in big space by showering you with kisses and complements, showing you off in public with an uncomfy amount of pda. or in the comfort of your room, surrounded by stuffies and coloring books while your dada reads you a story 💗

a/n: ahhhh i’m back!!!! sorry it’s literally been like….a year👀i haven’t regressed in a very very long time and just haven’t had motivation to post :( i’ve also been obsessed with new ppl so i’ve been writhing non-eddie stuff lately :3 anywho here’s a lil smth smth and hopefully i’ll be posting a bit again. i want to write abt barry from obx but idk if anyone would care or read it 😭😭might just draft that one for me lol. i’ve also got a lot of requests and wips to finish so it’s just up to me to write them 🫠😭

*i’ll be updating my character list to included the new ppl i want to write about!!!

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[sulfurz]

ೃ༄ SHIELDING FEELINGS (LITERALLY) (roman reigns x fem!reader)

ೃ༄ PAIRING: roman reigns x fem!reader

ೃ༄ REQUESTED BY: anon

heyyyy!! i have a fluff request for roman x (fem) reader. it’s set in his shield days and the reader is a apart of the shield (or a really close allies with them whichever you want) and she’s kind of like the lita of the group. Her and roman have huge crushes on eachother and it’s so obvious to not only seth and dean/mox but the whole wwe universe. So the two guys try to come up with a plan to have them both confess to eachother 😅😅

ೃ༄ WARNINGS: this is pure humour and fluff! basically just himbos dean and seth struggling at playing cupid

ೃ༄WORD COUNT: 1.8k

ೃ༄ NOTE: hello lovely anon i got a BIT carried away with this i apologise but i hope it still works🥹 i had way too much fun writing shield as terrible matchmakers

dean ambrose had a plan.

albeit, it wasn’t a very well thought out one. but it was a plan of somewhat decent calibre.

you see, he had a lot of time for you, acting as shield’s manager and all. what he didn’t have time for was how goddamn dumb you could be sometimes (seth’s words, not his — although he very much agreed).

what was it that got dean so riled up, you ask? well it was the fact that you were so evidently in love with roman reigns, and yet never managed to say more than a pretty pathetic ‘uh, you look nice’ whenever the four of you were backstage.

even worse than you? roman. this man had not kept his crush on your quiet. apparently you were the only one who couldn’t see it, and yet instead of ever acting on said emotions, roman liked to play a fun game of hide from y/n in the locker rooms until it’s time for our match and then i only have to see her for five minutes before. this had, on many occasions, ended with dean nearly throwing him to the ground because of course all this was going to do was make you worry the very beautiful yet stubborn man hated you.

a pretty man, but clearly very little common sense, dean had concluded.

so that was when, after too many training sessions in which you’d sit in silence until your coach brought you into the conversation, he hatched his master plan.

now just to put it into action.

it just so happened the final member of the shield would be a perfect partner.

—

the plan was, in dean and seth’s eyes, bulletproof. they would probably have to undergo a pretty intense intervention afterwards considering how wrong they had been; but at first, their confidence was through the roof.

oh no, dean hurt his shoulder in practice — what a shame! good job seth was there to take him to the medic, a walk he definitely could have done on his own! but they were so smart, right? surely you and roman would talk about something if forced to coinhabit the same space without a buffer?

yeah. they really thought so too.

but after fifteen minutes of hiding behind a comically large stack of chairs, they felt it necessary to put the two of you out of your misery and cry that it was a false alarm.

maybe you two really were more hopeless than dean initially thought.

so came attempt two: the halloween party. because who doesn’t love a good dress up party?

apparently, cupid was more of a christmas fan.

as it happened, vast majority of people brought their dates to the work party, which dean and seth hadn’t planned for, but made the situation even more perfect. not to mention you and roman had accidentally both turned up dressed as demons (finn balor made a playful scene when you walked in) — it was practically a match made in heaven! or hell…

this attempt was easy in theory: set up a conversation about how fun dancing was, before abandoning the two of you at a table to take to the dancefloor themselves. surely you’d get fed up of being left out and want to join???? surely!

except, what dean and seth had failed to consider was that in the spirit of halloween, and the fact that some of the most iconic superstars in the roster loved a good prank, the place was practically decked out with tricks, instead of treats.

dean and seth observed quietly from the dancefloor (they had long since abandoned their girlfriends and were simply dancing together now, chest to chest (hey — this matchmaking was a taxing game!)), practically cheering when they saw the two of you finally getting somewhere.

roman stood, offering a hand to you with a good natured “if you can’t beat them, join them?”, and it was obvious the two of you were so close to finally making that first step as your hand reached for his—

then, a plastic skeleton hidden in a bowl of candy on your tabled decided to choose that moment to make its appearance very known.

and there went your glass of red wine, all down your favourite pantsuit (luckily — it was red too, but the dark patch across your chest was not doing you any favours).

roman very sweetly apologised on behalf of the skeleton, which was the very final part of the conversation seth and dean heard before you were scurrying away to change. they quite literally facepalmed as they walked over to a dumbfounded roman, who still played the entire situation off.

it seemed they’d have to step things up if they really wanted to get through the both of your very thick skulls.

so attempt three was… certainly less subtle.

worse still, it came only a month after the halloween party, when you were still in the thick of your ‘hiding from roman reigns’ era, so imagine your surprise when here comes dean ambrose and seth rollins, dragging roman up to you with the latter wearing an expression of confusion that surely mimicked you own.

“okay.” dean spoke, slamming a hand on the catering table “you, roman, like y/n.”

“you, y/n, like roman.” seth added.

then, like one of those old timely comedy acts, at the same time the men both exclaimed a “now talk!”

and to yours and roman’s credit… you did speak?

it’s not your fault the members of shield hadn’t made the topic entirely clear. it was obvious by now that when it came to roman, you were blind to any subtext, so they could hardly blame you for missing the mark.

“of course i like roman? he’s my friend?” you questioned warily, genuinely beginning to get concerned for the two men you considered friends.

“are you two okay?” roman added, genuine concern across his face as he outstretched a hand to slap seth? check him for a fever? both?

you hummed in confirmation, thinking back on every odd occurrence that had happened between you and roman recently, realising that the common denominator in every situation was the two other members of the stable you managed probably saying something extremely dumb.

—

eventually, dean and seth had to admit they were terrible matchmakers.

when the christmas party that same year had been announced, they very nearly put another thing together, but a swift reminder from the wonderful (and honestly; terrifying) randy orton, the two were reminded of every failed attempt in the past, and their plan unravelled before it had even found it’s feet.

as would turn out, when there wasn’t two idiots meddling, that was when things unfolded themselves.

after the many times you had embarrassed yourself in front of your teammate lately, you weren’t expecting roman to approach you mid way through the party. he had spent pretty much the entire night hovering on the opposite side of the room, and for good reason to. you were a liability after all, and his suit shirt was too nice to end up with wine on it. you had opted for white wine instead this time though, just incase.

“hi.” a deep voice came from behind you.

you had been watching triple h and stephanie dancing together for the best part of half an hour, nursing your glass of wine contentedly until the voice behind you had startled you. your glass wobbled in your hand in a terrifying suggested repeat of the halloween event, but roman was prepared this time, swiftly reaching a hand around you and saving it from disaster.

“i should have probably learnt not to sneak up on you.” he joked, motioning with your (thankfully still full) wine glass in his hand before he handed it back to you.

“i certainly learnt that red wine is tasty but dangerous.” you played along, your heart doing a weird thumping thing at how roman chuckled.

“i’m sorry if the other guys ever made you feel uncomfortable.” roman said genuinely, catching you off guard. it was rare you spoke, let alone when the topics brushed a level of seriousness. “we love having you working with us as shield, but they don’t know when to turn off the jokes sometimes.”

you shook your head quickly, hating the idea that roman was concerned about you. sure, dean and seth were idiots at the best of times, but it was a huge part of their charm. from them trying to break roman during promos to their odd, but intriguing backstage celebrations, the slight unhinged enthusiasm was what you loved.

“trust me. i love working with them. with, with you all.” you added at the last second, not missing the slight upper curl in the corner of roman’s mouth when he realised he was included.

you could already feel the blush creeping to your cheeks just because of all his attention being on you, and you knew you were just seconds away from blurting something stupid, when an equally annoying cough came from your side.

comically, both you and roman turned your heads at the same time to see the entirely expected source of the disturbance.

seth and dean were standing a little while away, watching you with the biggest grins you had ever seen. arguably bigger than whenever your team won.

when you realised what was causing their giggles, your heart stopped.

you had casually followed dean’s eyeline, just a simple attempt to see if you could figure out the cause, when you found it immediately. and it seemed roman did too.

mistletoe. hung exactly above where the two of you stood.

you couldn’t help but widen your eyes, going to take a step back but being prevented by a gentle, yet grounding touch to your wrist. when you looked back at roman, he was closer than before, and it was practically an instinct how your eyes flickered down to his lips.

“in the spirit of christmas, right?” he asked, a grin that told it was more than just christmas spirit, and in fact something he had been trying to tell you for a while.

still, you took your time, placing a cautious hand on his bicep as you leant in to connect your lips to his. “in the spirit of christmas.”

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

The Darling Who Beats Their Yandere at Yandering 

As a darling too many times have you been abducted, manipulated, blackmailed by your yandere. Well, how would they like it if they had to go through everything you go through? 

“So How do you like it huh? Do you like how I tied you up and gagged you? No? Well too bad it's what I went through! How do you feel not being able to do anything, huh? To have your freedom stripped away?” 

Whether you’ve been a good darling for a long time now or narrowly had escaped their attempts to have you. 

“Oh~ I love it! Keep going, baby! Tie me! Gag me! Baby, please do what you want~!” 

André Mortesque both pre-househusband era and after dude’s obsessed with you up and down. Punch him, kick him, kiss him, kill him for all he cares; the very air you breathe is sacred to him. If he has to kidnap you at any time it doesn’t really break his obsessive love for you. Your tied or he’s tied or you both are just naked in bed he loves it all.

“Go ahead baby~! A-actually i-if y-your doing what I did can you get my aphrodisiac pills from my bedside table!” 

“Hehehe love bug…okay…I get it.”

Morgan Jox pre-househusband era is put in his place. He’s tucking his non-existent tail between his legs. He really did plan to scoop up your unconscious body and lightly tie it to a bed. He didn’t mean to make you feel bad or trapped. He’ll sob and cry for your forgiveness after all he just wants to protect and love you the most. But househusband Morgan has a different reaction altogether if you are able to tie down this himbo hunk of muscle in the first place he’s tilting his head, in confusion. “But that’s all just minor in the shadow of our love.” He’s a hopeless romantic who doesn’t mind the journey rather than the destination. He thought by now you would have understood that…maybe the journey for your love hasn’t quite reached its destination.

“Lovebug, maybe you should spend some more time in the ropes then after we can both talk about how we feel. Does that sound like a plan?”

“Well isn’t this a familiar position? Tell me, darling, are we reverting back to our…hehehe…old ways?”

Wezley is an enigma to most and it's probably best it stays that way. After all, it is the reason why he’s agreed to be a househusband in the first place. But long before all that you’ve replayed this scenario with him. This time it's with rope but one time it could have been electric chords or steel chains. As well as who’s within those binds in the first place. You can say he’s simply ecstatic he’s getting a taste of your original rodeo. He gets bored of the home life

“Ah my (Y/n)! Shall we do the other thing we used to do?”

“Well yes but this means something completely different when you know how to get out.”

Michael Froth your dear eldest brother knows how to tie a good knot and how to undo them. He’s your wretched mother’s favorite child(after you) after all having taken all of her worst traits. He sees now. You’re frustrated, huh? Then the color therapy must not be working then. No matter, he has a contingency plan I’m sure you’ll feel a lot better once he starts that routine with the sleeping meds. He’ll enjoy it when you drunkenly let him rock you to sleep, like in the olden days.

“That’s fine (Y/n). I understand where you’re coming from but this charade has been fun. Time to sleep.”

“So unfair (Y/n)! You’ve put me in this horrible situation! All because you don’t think.

Rue, the roommate turned villain, is amused but he doesn’t appreciate you switching roles. He’s already felt helpless before, helpless when you refused him for who he is, helpless when you didn’t support him in his true occupation. You made him feel absolutely trapped when you almost died; now this! It’s simply unfair! Now its only right he give you one of his special punishments! He’ll make sure you’ll be forgetting your own name by the end of it.

“Ah darling I’ve decided I’ll be picking your punishment tonight and I promise I won’t go easy!”

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OMG GUYS GUYS GUYS! I really want to have some fun with some stuff here, and I really want to hear more from you guys! So, let me introduce you something new to my blog (of course inspired by other amazing writers) SHUFFLE PLAY - AKA, Bingo!! For fanfic of course... anyways!

here is the bingo card:

And if you need it, here's twenty-five prompts!

"I've never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly."

"Try to stay quiet, alright darling? We're in public, you can't act up like you do in bed."

A: "You need to behave!" B: "Behave? Baby, you don't like it when I behave."

"I like having you covered in me. Smothered in me, full of me. Want all of you, and you need all of me."

"No, you can't touch me, that's your punishment. You have to sit there and watch."

"Why don't you put that pretty mouth to use for something else, hm?"

"I swear, honey, you look so much better with my cock in your mouth."

"I love you darling, I do, but I fucking love when you get all cock obsessed for me."

"No, no don't do that! I'll be good, I promise!"

"What, does that feel good? Hm? Tell me how good it feels."

"Who said we had to have sex on the bed?"

"Oh my darling girl, I have to mark you -- I need to show everyone who you belong to."

"It's okay to cry, darling, I know it's out of pleasure. Come on, show me how good I make you feel. Cry for me."

"We've been at it for hours, how are you still hard?!"

"I know for a fact you can be a hell of a lot louder than that, darling. Come on, scream for me."

"What? Don't stop on my account, I'm enjoying the show."

"Do you think they heard us?" "Yes. We did."

"Don't you know the hat rule, darling? Take a cowboy's hat, you're in for the ride of your life."

"Don't be gentle. I want it all."

"Please, please- I'll be good, I just need to fuck you."

"You're such a good girl/boy, honey. I think you deserve a treat."

"First one to make a noise loses, and I know how much you hate to lose."

"You know I hate it when you tease me, darling."

"Never knew such a slut would like this so much."

"We're in public, y'know."

EVERYONE I WRITE FOR IS LINKED HERE! DON'T BE SHY TO ASK IF I WRITE FOR A CHARACTER! If requests don’t go well, I will do it on my own, but I really want you guys to interact and have a choice!! Let me know if you have any questions :)

UPDATE (06/14/23) I wanted to make sure that it was clear this will be BLACKOUT bingo! All spaces will be used!!

How to request: Just send in a request starting with: "BINGO: (space name) with (character name) and prompt (#) and a brief overview or description on what you want to happen in the fic! Please remember that fics might take me a while :)

Requests as of 06/09/23 MUST include a please and a thank you!!

Additional characters that I can think of are Ethan Landry, Dave Lizewski and other characters from the fandoms listed in my main masterlist ♡

AGHHHH AS OF JUNE 14TH 2023, WE GOT OUR FIRST BINGO WITH:

'HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS' with Dylan O'Brien 'YANDERE' with Finnick Odair our 'Freespot' 'MOMMY KINK' with Ethan Landry and 'SPOILED RICH READER' with Stiles Stilinski!!!

SECOND BINGO AS OF JUNE 16TH 2023 WITH:

'HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS' with Dylan O'Brien 'OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE' with Ethan Landry 'WEDDING NIGHT' with Andrew Garfield 'SOULMATES' with Finnick Odair and 'SPOILED RICH BOY' with Finnick Odair!!!

All fics are listed in the masterlist!!

THIRD BINGO AS OF JUNE 29TH 2023 WITH:

'FRIENDS TO LOVERS' with TASM! Peter Parker 'SUGAR MOMMY' with Spencer Reid 'HIMBO' with TASM! Peter Parker 'YANDERE' with Finnick Odair and 'FANTASY AU' with Finnick Odair!!!

Taglist: 𓆩[@lem0ns77]𓆪 𓆩[@cecepop15]𓆪 𓆩[@memeorydotcom]𓆪 𓆩[@your-favorite-god]𓆪

Oh, and I think that's it! I hope you enjoy, and please, don't be shy requesting! Please make sure to check reblogs for updates, there's a tab in the notes to see them :)

with love, asteria ♡

© asterias-record-shop

[shitpostingkats]

Yu-Gi-Oh Review Roundup: Zexal!

Favorite main character: Astral

Yeah, I like the funny little autism alien. Everyone contain your shock.

But aside from the fact that there is a main character who is a glowing floating non-human, Astral is such a well written character. He starts with some of the barest foundations of a personality, being literally an amnesiac with no idea what is going on. Over the course of the show, you watch him slowly learn about the world around him and his place in it. Same with his relationship with his co-protagonist, Yuma! They start off very combative, but then learn to rely on each other, then a blossoming friendship, until they grow into fully loving and protective best friends. And we get to see that! All the little moments of their friendship is onscreen from day one. 

And aside from Yuma, Astral is just???? Hilarious??? He has this very dry sense of humor that is so anachronistic to the rest of his general naivety and it makes me smile EVERY TIME. He’s FUNNY. 

A personal pet peeve of mine is the assumption that autistic coded characters don’t understand jokes, and the only way to make them work in a comedy setting is to have the audience laugh at them. No!!! Astral’s just got his own wacky sense of personal humor! Even as he grows closer to Yuma, he still has his witty jabs, but this time they’re affectionate. This really is the way he talks, not just some consequence of amnesia and social bluntness. I love him. He’s clever and funny and caring and learning to love and awkward and awesome.

Also, he glows and floats. 

Favorite antagonist: Vector

Vector may not be the most consistently written character, but GOD IS HE FUN.

About 80% of my love of Vector is just in the visual appeal of his design and animation. The black and grey, almost like a gargoyle, with pink accents, plus his chrysalis/butterfly/alien duel disk? Mwah. Because barians don’t have mouths or eyebrows, their facial animation has to be really exaggerated to convey expressions. Vector’s face is made entirely of squash and stretch.

Add on top of that the dub’s pitch perfect and very fun vocal performance, and I just grin every time he comes onscreen. The actor manages to sell how this guy is a wildcard and just evil for the FUN of it. The giddiness in his voice whenever tormenting someone with evil cardgames. Every one of the barian emperors is like “And then there’s this guy. What a weirdo. We’re not 100% sure why we keep him around, but he is OUR little office chaos gremlin and he is a VALUED MEMBER OF THIS TEAM.” 

 When Shark is introducing all the emperors after reclaiming his title, his literal words when he gets to Vector are just: 

“Vector! Need I say more?” 

And even after trying to kill Nash like three times, he’s still in the final Friendship Lineup for the duel of three worlds, his monster used with complete honor and seriousness, complete with a special summoning chant and battle cry. 

THEY GIVE HIM A SPACE IN THE FRIENDGROUP AFTER HE TRIES TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Favorite side character: Nistro

Check it off the Spk Himbo Bingo, everyone. 

Dextra and Nistro are honestly some of the highlights of the show for me. I love it when yugioh side characters are allowed to recur and get minor character arcs that don’t subtract from the plot but still have an overarching development. The two of them show up in the duel carnival, first working security, then resigning and entering the carnival as competitors. While Dextra, professional, focused, does not make any major changes to her appearance, Nistro seems to revel in the chance to finally wear his full length flame/fur coat. It’s a subtle characterization, but it makes his ultimate turn to WWE wrestler completely believable. 

He’s excitable, hot-headed, and values his relationship with Dextra; the two play off each other very well, somewhat paralleling the dynamic between Yuma and Astral. And, I cannot stress enough how much I loved having a male and female relationship that was just. Good. Dextra is an equal and he cares for her completely, and they work well together, both in chemistry and in their literal jobs. It’s just. Nice. To have this background duo with no drama or yugioh-female-character weirdness.

Nistro just happens to be my personal favorite because he decided the best way to confront an alien hostile was to hit a baseball at them, then casually lean on the bat and smirk. 

Favorite duel: Yuma vs. Eliphas

Basically the entire show, Astral World is this big question mark in the lore. So when we finally got to see and go there, I was excited. Like, kicking my feet and flapping my hands excited. (This is yugioh, after all. It wouldn’t be completely out of the question to just never explore this cool alien world that holds a ton of answers to questions in the plot.) Also, because at this point we had been missing Astral for several episodes, and I was ready for Yuma to have his funny alien bestfriend back. 

But first he’s got to duel for it.

And boy is it a good duel.

Eliphas is a great antagonist, his archetype being based around not only being powerful, but on being levels of power far above his opponent. In one duel, we get the whole deal of Astral world: toxic superiority. His monsters are all wonderfully creatchury, tapping back into some DM era egyptian aesthetics, and just delightfully weird. Etheric Amon is also a highlight. I especially love how it calls to mind the silhouette of Monster Reborn, and the pillar fading near the base gives it a trippy optical illusion effect. 

Being the first person besides Yuma and Astral we see use Shining Draw, it’s an excellent and immediate threat that instantly ratchets up the tension. Same with the New Order numbers using exactly the same summonings and sound cues as regular numbers. The magical powers our protagonists have been slowly mastering through the entire course of the series? Child’s play. Not even anything special.

Yuma v. Eliphas also kicks off the longest chain of duels that I unilaterally love that I have so far seen in yugioh. From this to the duel on the moon, it’s just all bangers.

Favorite arc: Mythyrian Numbers War

Zexal is the first show I’ve really agreed with the general consensus on the quality curve: It gets better as it goes on. Part 2 is just exponentially stronger, and with every episode grows more into its potential. That said, I kinda like the funky monster of the week format the pre-duel carnival had.

So the search for the mythyrian numbers feels like the best blend of those two flavors. It’s basically an arc of cleverly delivered build-up for the main villains, introducing each barian emperor’s backstory one at a time. Plus, some broader worldbuilding about Astral and Barian, which after over a hundred episodes of no answers, was sorely needed. 

It gives the villainous coterie some personality. Dumon’s quiet honor and chivalry, Alito’s brash competitive streak, Girag’s raccoon-based military career. The emperors are a highlight of Zexal, and it’s in large part to this time spent fleshing out each one’s personality and past. And we still get to bounce around to wacky locations and weekly boss monsters. Then, with the mini arcs of Astral World and the three barian mercs, it just encapsulates all of my favorite parts of this series. 

Greatest strength of the series:

*points at Yuma and Astral on the cover art*

It’s them.

My controversial yugioh opinion is I didn’t really love DM. I found the pacing boring, the duels awkward, and that it never delivered on some of its strongest ideas. The basic premise, two souls in one body, one foreign and confused, contrasted by the plucky average joe? Awesome idea. How do they interact? How does that partnership develop, literally sharing a headspace? What sort of adventures do the two of them get up to, racing around the world to uncover the secrets to the amnesiac’s past?

What does this have to do with Zexal?

Yuma and Astral is everything I wanted from Yami and Yugi, and more.

While I found the number of Yami & Yugi interactions in DM frustratingly few, I liked the idea of dual protagonists, and was curious what a well written version of that dynamic would look like. Zexal makes having two protagonist really work. They’re just a delight. From the stumbled irritation of first meetings, then the unsteady alliance of companionship, to straight up would-die-for-each-other partners. They both share the spotlight, learning from each other as the show goes on, and compliment in all the right ways. Their banter feels organic and refreshing, you truly believe these two are the best of friends. When they lose each other it’s painful, when they reunite, it’s cathartic. Their bond is literally the foundation of the show, in a way that I didn’t really see in Yami and Yugi, or the criminally little time we got with Jaden and Yubel. The first time we see Astral smile is when Yuma calls him a friend. There’s a billion little moments like that. The two of them speaking in tandem the first time they work in sync. Astral’s pure delight at getting to experience food for the first time as Zexal. Yuma’s desperation when he thinks he’s misplaced the emperor's key. A massive chunk of the show goes to building up these two, and, by the end, it’s far and away the biggest success of Zexal.

Weakest Points:

A good chunk of the writing effort apparently went into perfecting Yuma and Astral’s dynamic, because other characters suffer from a distinct lack of consistency. 

Shark, love him though I might, spends 2/3rds of the plot having no real reason to be there, then hard pivots into a heelturn that’s really cool, but breaks down the more you think about it. His entire motivation for the duel carnival arc was getting back at the person who hospitalized his sister, then he helps out with the fight against the barians for supposedly the same reason? Despite them having kind of next to nothing with Rio’s injuries. You could make the argument that his hatred of the barians is motivated by suppressed memories of Vector being responsible for his sister’s death when they were humans, except the second he recovers those memories, he turns around and goes back to leading them without so much as an unkind word to Vector. 

He’s not the only villain of the series to suffer from some questionable motives. Vetrix is also a mess, wanting to avenge Kazuma and himself by *checks notes* Opposing Kazuma’s son and abusing his children. Dr. Faker is equally comically antithetical, committing warcrimes for the sake of his sons yet treating both horribly.

Yes, there’s explanations given, but nothing that feels real to the character, just last minute plot twists. Vector’s appealing because he’s a loose cannon, yes, but he has the strength of performance and writing where that’s a believable aspect. His consistency is he’s inconsistent, and takes great delight in being so. Every other main villain feels like they’re just being jerked around into the shape the plot requires of them.

Also, for how exciting it feels to get answers in the latter half of Zexal II, it’s a bit much, even for yugioh, to hold the basic worldbuilding in such a stranglehold until then. Heck, no one even asks why the barians and astrals are fighting until like, episode one hundred. Even characters where it feels in-character to ask, to investigate, they simply. Don’t. For a series this long, I’d love to see that aspect worked into a more reasonable drip-feed of information.

Most yugioh moment: 

“Pack your bags, galaxy-eyes. We’re headed to the moon.”

He says this so seriously. Does he really mean for galaxy-eyes to get its little dragon suitcase and get ready for their trip? Is this a little joke, between an eighteen year old and his emotional support piece of cardboard? HE’S SO CASUAL ABOUT JUST. HEADING TO THE MOON. They need to have a card game on the moon for the sake of the world that is the single most yugioh plot beat of all time.

[prompts-by-anjali]

prompts masterlist

*smoothly turns around in swivel chair, petting a kitty in my lap* oh, hello. i didn't see you there. all the same, thanks for dropping by. i hope this little side blog helps you with some character inspiration and dialogue. else, try petting the kitty. it always helps me. *kitty jumps over to you for pets*

if the feline isn't the fix, requests are open. feel free to request dialogue prompts, an overly specific character archetype, or submit your own :)

✨ overly specific character archetypes ✨

the unhinged character

the wholesome fangirl character

the “i am shit” or “i am THE shit” character

the pure adrenaline character

the coward character

the villain-turned-mother-hen character

the reluctant villain

the well-meaning jinxed character

the polite rogue character

the tone deaf character

the infinitely armed character

the unassuming genius character

the “never hurt kids” character

the parent figure character

the himbo character

the comic-relief-turned-tragic character

the “ray of sunshine with a dark backstory” character

the “light among shadows” character

the broken ace character

the secret heir character

the gentle giant character

the “it’s all about the presentation” character

the “hopelessly pining” characters

the character who clearly needs therapy and a hug too probably

the "horror movie first kill" character

the extremely prepared character

the character who finally snaps

the character who breaks away

the "exponential gratitude" character

the "harem magnet" character

the character who will fight for your honor at all costs, even if you don't need them to

the character who appreciates culinary artistry

the "boy cried wolf" character

the "save the world" character

the "screw the world" character

the withering ace character

the parentified child character

the masked ace character

the "well-read by no bedside manner" character

the "sixth sense" character

the olive branch character

the wilted ace character

the "bridges have been burned" character

the "peacemaker in the battlefield" character

the "can only trust one person" character

the "soulless avenger" character

the "needs to take their own advice" character

✨ dialogue prompts ✨

that was a bust

i assumed you'd be disappointed

this isn't where we're supposed to be

i trusted you

do i know you?

i love you

why are you staring at me

and that's another case, all wrapped up

you had everything

you don't understand what i've been through

i never thought i'd see you again

i need your help

you love me?

i can, y'know. patch you up good

how long have you been spying on me, you pervert

go get out

i've wanted to ask you this question

you're three minutes late (princess x commoner)

what are you hiding

i can't believe you did that

and don't say fake-out make-out

can you not get killed so much

i'm not going to let you do this alone

these are how fights go

this isn't what i signed up for

i thought you said you had a plan

you're not too bad at this

dude! you just saved my life

that was a mouse

why don't you ever stay dead?

don't leave me here. please

i told them the ransom and they asked me for a discount

you're not real

i would do anything for you, your highness

oi. can you stop crying so loud

don't give me the silent treatment

you did this

we survived!

i could kiss you right now

will you not scream in terror now

get it over with

i'm home

that's it. im leaving

how have you not left yet

you're hurt, human

it's always been you

hey (meet disaster)

here to make fun of me?

you're so cute when you struggle

[6okuto]

NIA OMFG SO ABT THE DATING APP POST U MADE (replies could not handle the novel I am about to impose on you)

the way I am so in love with iwa but he’s the epitome of not my irl type 😭 gym bros and their bland responses to hinge prompts scare me and I feel that he would have the exact profile you were talking abt. his redeeming quality would be like. a dog.

SAME WITH ATSUMU AND IT PAINS ME. PHYSICALLY PAINS ME BC THAT IS MY HUSBAND.

Bokuto would be the exception to the gym bro thing bc he is also a himbo and it shows (in the best way possible) and no one can resist that.

half of hq would not be my type irl and the other half that would be?? I’d be too scared to try to match cause they’re. gorgeous??????? Hello???

HOWEVER Akashi’s profile would totally be like cafe date vibes, libraries and very just. CALMING AND NICE AND I’D DO THE SAME AS YOU. The only thing is I think his prompt responses (I’m on hinge so this is the only dating app format ik) wouldn’t really give you tooooo much to work with but it’s ok no one can be perfect.

I think kuroo’s would be like super bf material tho. Like the kind of profile that you’re certain gets a lot of interaction and makes you wonder if he’s even active on the app anymore LOL. also gives good responses, he’s just slightly dorky but it’s so endearing and it adds to the appeal of his profile.

I think suna’s would be super chill with like humorous undertones and I’d probably end up trying to match with him bc of that. he gives gooddddd responses that are genuinely fun and non repetitive. he’s also not dry if you end up matching.

yk what no I’m giving atsumu a chance here. his prompt responses are. interesting to say the least. dry. he comes across a bit cocky. but his pictures don’t if that makes sense??? like he comes off as a genuinely sweet guy in his photos and videos. maybe I’m just too soft for him and I’m projecting, this is embarrassing.

I wanna add something abt oikawa but I genuinely cannot think of anything other than his photos would be insanely aesthetic and pretty. responses need a bit of work and his opening lines come off a bit strong but. it’s okay. he’s perfect and can do no wrong imo 🤷🏻‍♀️

ANYWAY SORRY I JUST GOT EXCITED AND WANTED TO SHARE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THE SMAU, I WOULD EAT THAT UP!!!!!

HAIII REV!! EXACTLY. exactly. i'm sorry but not even a dog is enough for me i'm like Omg little dog and then don't match I'm sorry hajime.. Bokuto... my cutie pie naoooo 😭😭 i'd like to hope he'd answer the prompts cutely/in a funny way but i still wouldn't think we'd match well and skip him... BUT!!!! I think if they replied to one of my prompts i'd reply...?! < girl who Never Ever matches first Ever. like there's a photo where their smile looks very cutesie and i'm like Why not!

Akaashi. 🙂teehee. my favoritism i'm sorry everybody. he doesn't really have photos of himself so he has to ask friends for some and there's like one photo that's dimly lit where he's smiling with fluffy hair that would make my jaw drop and tears form in my eyes i'd want him so bad. one of his prompt answers would be like. a joke about how tired he is with all the work he has. something kind of basic But i love him so it's ok. for me specifically i mention my dislike for HTTYD 3 and i think he'd reply and be like wait you're so right can u explain more or something like that and I would Start Crying tears Of Joy PLEAASELEAASE PLEAPSAPPSLEPLEPA

omg kuroo. i understand. i actually first had the idea he looks kind of dorky (/affectionate) but he has a couple good photos and a meme and it's like Oh he's so real for that. also he's totaallyyy somebody who does an audio prompt 😭 it's something fawking stupid /Affectionate and i'd show my irls and we'd be like wait he's kinda cute while we laugh BJSHFBJSD there's also a group photo somewhere on there ! and maybe a video where you can hear him cackling! silly guy...

suna would have a stupid ass block text meme somewhere on his profile LOLLL there's a photo where he's in his room in the dark but i can also imagine he has one with good lighting outside that's one of the few he has... he Would be funny! he's all lowercase until u say something that gets him to laugh and he goes LMFAOOOOO WAIT and it's like Yes I got a good grade in Hinge. BFJSHBJSB

ATSUMU! totally has a pic where he's showing off his muscles or spiking But also wait he looks kind of cute and dorky in this other photo and also his prompt responses are funny this is crazy? I UNDERSTAND!!! maybe it could be like... he's not someone you'd swipe on initially but he sees Your profile and tries to switch it up to cater to you before replying to one of your prompts LOL. and maybe there's a pic of him helping samu make onigiri or just... something kind of domestic that makes u go oh alright he's nice?!

HMM OIKAWA.... also a volleyball pic somewhere. maybe with a medal or trophy of his LOL. but he can take good selfies Unfortunately smhhh /j so you're like aw fuck... i think i'd be like oh you're out of my league or Not my type but if that kind of guy replies to one of your prompts...Would you not be a little curious to see how that convo goes. he's good looking enough that he could just like people's first pic and move on but You're special and Funny and he's Curious okay!!!

THANK U!!! HTANKYEWWW I LOVE THINKING AND TALKING AND SHARING AND HEARING IDEAS IT'S SO FUNSIES NEVER APOLOGIZE 2 ME! i have So many smau series ideas bouncing around in my head i've never tried but if i ever do this one...U will b the first 2 know.

[sketchfanda]

Kirishima’s Mystique: Fun Times of the Chivalrous Stud Red Riot

Mina was a girl with purpose and ambition, not just the drive to become a successful pro heroine but when it came to sexuality and of course making her boyfriend very happy. Of course when her boyfriend happened to be a chivalrous himbo teddy bear of a guy most knew as Kirishima, Red Riot, or eiji/kiri as she loved to call him, why wouldn’t and shouldn’t she? Here they were in the pinnacle of their Second year, oh so in love and ooh from the very first time they did it together, not sound bragadocious but the sex was absolutely amazing, thanks in part to quite a few lovely details like her flexibility and her Red Riot being quite the talented sex machine, always eager and aiming to please. But Mina knew and felt she wanted, needed so much more, not for herself mind You but for Eijiro!! Lately she’d been having some very sensual, 3lewd and outright erotic thoughts, idly musing how hot it would be to give Kirishima a threesome with another girl or watch him one on one with said babe. From their bombshell teacher Ms. Midnight to girls in their own class and class B such as Momo or Kendou. The thought of that Adonis body of his glistening with sweat as he thrust that thick, long hard cock of his balls deep into another woman’s wet snatch as it welcomed The invading flood of his jizz. It made for so many sleepless nights but she knew he’d not go for it willingly, worrying he’d be unfaithful to her but to her, that’d be the furthest thing from the truth. If anything it said how much she thought so highly of him, thinking of him as a gifted stud and every girl should know and experience first hand. Which was what had lead her to her current train of thought and mission as she walked Around and wandered the near maze like structure of UA academy. It had just been a thought that came into her head last night when she’d been snuggling with Kirishima after their latest marathon session when she remembered the rumors she’d heard about a student in the year above them, when they’d been freshmen and she was a second year. Now a senior, she was just the person Mina knew she needed to see. “I have you now….” The pink alien like girl quipped as she found her target.

There sitting at the cafeteria making small talks with some friends of her own was a very exotic looking girl Mina had learned went by the name of Maya, an exchange student from some very remote Caribbean island called Jagua. Apparently it was so small you’d be hard pressed to find it on maps, not helping it was off the coast of some no name 3rd world country in Latin America but that was neither here or there. Not when it was clear why her quirk got her a place here at UA. Her summer uniform hugging her bombshell figure, highlighting her winning combination of sensual curves and firm muscle tone showing she definitely kept in shape. Her appearance eye catching in its exotic nature with her blue scaly skin and golden reptilian like eyes, her lush mane of red hair sporting some red streaks, she was more than easy in the eyes in such a way that even the most heterosexual girl would find herself bicurious. Mina licking her lips with sensual anticipation as she caught the attention of the kaiju-like babe, who turned towards her, curious and puzzled to why a kouhai from 2A would suddenly be approach8ng her like this as the horned girl quipped. “Hey there, how’s it going? Have I got an offer for you…..” as she fished out her phone, showing her a picture of her boyfriend, in all his Adonis glory as he was in the middle of doing bench presses in the famous gym. Now knowing she had both Maya’s attention and curiosity.

~~~~~~~~ Kirishima had a feeling if Mineta even got one hint of what he was up to, the grapehead would no doubt be crying out tears of blood and cursing him out for being such a lucky, cheeky, bold daring bastard. Not his fault the runt was single or that he and Mina happened to have a very active and healthy sex life in their relationship. Enough so that when he found a text from her telling him to come over during their free period to the campus sports equipment storage room for some “quality time” which translated from Mina speak meaning come over and bang her brains out. The red riot hero sometimes wondered what middle school him would think of him now,being a couple with Ashido of all people, as he entered the room, locking the door behind him to find himself in one of the most common spots for a naughty scene in a hentai or a porn movie. And there she was, in all her cotton candy pink, toned, curvy horned glory was his girlfriend Mina Ashido in all her sensual glory, sitting like a pinup model on a stack of landing pads that would no doubt serve as their bed for this. Wearing nothing but a smile as she was already naked from head to toe, her stunning exotic body a work of art thanks to her dancing and gymnastics among other things. “Hey there handsome, didn’t keep me waiting long…but seems you’re a bit overdressed, don’t you think?” She spoke in that sultry, sensual tone she knew just made his spine tingle, as she got up off from their makeshift mattress, striding over in a way that made her hips sway, her movements hypnotic as he knew she a, ways had him in the palm of her hands like this. Soon pressing herself against his front, arms wrapping around his broad shoulders as she locked lips with him. His eyes widening as her tongue invaded his mouth, practically massaging his sharklike teeth causing him out of reflex to respond and return the sloppy French kiss, hands grasping and squeezing her delightful as always juicy bubbly ass. Making the pink pseudo alien babe shudder and moan As they swapped spit and played tonsil hockey.

Kirishima was more than used to Mina’s forward and direct nature especially when it came to their sexy quality time together. But goddamn he had to say she was seeming even friskier than usual, as she pried herself off of him, breaking their kiss with a nice messy saliva trail between them. The acid quirk panting as a sensual blush adorned her face, eyes sultry as she still wore her minx like grin and got to work undressing him starting with unbuttoning his shirt. That confused him somewhat as usually Mina would playfully tease melting and burning burning his clothes off with her quirk. But he had to say, the gleam in her eyes like she was unwrapping a present she wanted and seeing his body for the first time was a bit of a turn-on. As he helped out in getting his uniform off, soon in just his boxers on which her hands grasped the waistband, her facial expression one of anticipation as she knelt down the ground, leg muscles tense in a squatting pose as she pulled them down. Looking in shock and awe at his thick, meaty cock as it stood so firm and erect you’d think he was using his quirk. Her mouth drooling as she grasped and wrapped her hand around it, proceeding to kiss, lick, suck and blow on his fuckrod as if she had just discovered the most intoxicating drug on the planet. Any doubts or confusion about some of her out of place behavior forgotten as that familiar set of her lips, tongue and throat began to work is magic on its dick. Forgetting to remind himself that she usually also liked to use amore safe, harmless mix of her acid as lubricant and give him a titjob. But seems she was really eager today, as she was diving right into deepthroating him, her ever warm, familiar unique eyes giving off a raw glow of desire and need. It was enough to just make him grasp her horns and hair firmly in his hands as with a deep breath and flex of his muscles, he grunted as he began to thrust and piston his hips. Pelvis moving like a jackhammer as she gave off gagged gasps and moans at the sudden facefuck. Those smooth, heavy balls smacking her chin as her drool splashed and spluttered. Joining with the growing puddle of her pussy juices on the floor as her pretty pink netherlips rained and dripped with growing arousal. The chivalrous hero in training so focused on pleasing his girlfriend that he missed a brief moment where her eyes turned more reptilian green, her hair longer with red and streaks of blue and her skin blue with scales.

All the while hidden under the wording vaulting horse, peeking through the gaps was the real Mina Ashido who was shamelessly playing with herself as she relished this raw voyeurism. Shirt opened to allow better access to squeeze and massage her bra clad tits, her free hand down her skirt and the waistband of her spats as she plunged 3 fingers knuckle deep into her pussy. “Aaahn, Eiji….such a man….that’s right stud…show her what a real beast You can be…” among other such things she said to herself as she enjoyed the show. She knew it would be erotic to see Kirishima do it with another girl like this, but this whole moment here and n9 was possible thanks to Maya and her quirk, as the blue bombshell sempai was in fact the Mina who was currently naked and getting an oral session so intense that it could only be called a preview for what her pussy was sure to soon be experiencing. Provided she could keep the form maintained and going but in her defence, she had no idea Kirishima was going to be so damn good and overwhelming!! Mayalin Divato, aka Maya Diva, hero name: Mystique Quirk: Shapeshifting. Maya can alter her own physical form in the cellular level, allowing her to change her appearance, enabling her to mimic anyone right down to their voice. It also allows her to make her own clothing meaning she is nude 24/7!! Maya was always down for some fun when it came to the age old dance between men and women. Hey when quirk activation and puberty hit you with a winning combination set of looks like she had, promiscuity was second nature especially when sex under the right circumstances with the right people can be all kinds of fun. Especially when so many guys and girls would pay you good money to look and sound like their fantasy guy or girl. So when her adorable pink kouhai came with an offer too good to refuse, how could she not accept? It just took a little matter of getting the details down right like her looks and hair while knowing all the nice little tricks that can arouse and please the alien girl’s boyfriend. But clearly Mina had been holding back or held out some details but damn if she wasn’t loving it!! Cheeks puffing, throat bulging and swelling as her tongue taste his pre oozing down her throat, her tastebuds tingling as she gasped at suddenly having him pop out of her mouth, amazed she was still maintaining mina’s shape and form. That drool soaked length resting on her face, eyes glittering with awe as Kirishima stood looming over her, deep breathing huffing and puffing from that broad strong chest of his as his muscles began to glisten and sheen with perspiration.

Suddenly Maya/Mina made a cute eep sound when she found the redhead suddenly grab and hoist her up, throwing her to the landing pad pile in such a display of speed and power that she was amazed she hadn’t dropped her façade out of shock. His hands on either side of her head as he was now looming over her, like a predator that pounced in his prey and was about to devour a delicious meal. the real Mina in her hiding spot tingling with anticipation as it seems Maya had gotten her “Eiji-baby” so worked up that he was looking to get right down to the main event. “Mina…goddamn you’re just too good.. I can’t help myself but wanna my all for you!!” With that declaration, he spread her long, toned luscious legs, Maya so thankful she and Mina shared the same yoga levels of flexibility as he was now grasping where her hips and waist met and connected, the tip of of his cock pressing and rubbing against her gushing wet netherlips as they drooled with so much nectar that along with her drool from her earlier blowjob Offered little to no resistance as that atlas physique flexed its muscles and with a thrust and pump of his hips, he was penetrating her. Inch after inch of thick, hot man meat sinking in until he was balls deep, Maya-Mina’s eyes widening as she felt her body twitch, shake and spasm. Dear god did she just cum from him going into her? Not having any time to rest and process this as Kirishima was soon thrusting and pumping away, making the mattress mountain snake and bounce as she found her rock world being rocked in missionary position. Good lord it’s no wonder Mina seemed so eager to have this plan go off, how could she not want to have this guy do other women?!! As she draped and wrapped around her arms and legs around him for dear life, focusing on keeping her quirk active as deep throated gasps and moans escaped from her. Mina now fully naked, massaging herself with a safe version of her acid as a massage body oil as she bounced and rode on a dildo she had yaomomo make for her, based and modelled off of Kirishima’s dick size measurements. One of many she had as she cotinued to watch her man assert his sexual prowess and skill. And he was just getting started!!

And oh was he going wild as Maya was experiencing first hand, deepthroated gasps,pants and moans escaping her lips,rsther mina’s lips as she still found herself miraculously holding onto the form she was maintaining. As he shark teethed Adonis who was plowing her flexed his powerful muscles, his spikey hair losing its hold as was working up a sweat not unlike when he would hit the gym, as if seeing Mina’s lucious link self glistening with perspiration and her face in the throes of passion and ecstasy was motivating him to further please her. Her stomach bulging from his sheer length and thickness. His smooth heavy balls smacking the rim of her outer netherlips and her jiggling,shaking cotton candy booty, the sway and bounce of her tits so hypnotic. And goddamn was she so warm,wet and tight! It was rsther like how she felt and acted their first time together before Maya-Mina soon suddenly found out that Kirishima was only just getting started!! Confusion,shock and excitement mixing in with her sky high arousal as she found the red riot stud proceeding to shift,move and adjust their positions,her body being put through its limits as she experienced first hand how driven,dedicated and skilled an attentive lover he was. Soon finding herself laying in her side as he laid besides her in a spooning position, holding up one of her long,toned legs as he kissed,licked and nibbled on her neck. Those shark teeth of his grazing her skin,making her shudder with ecstasy,as his cock continued to pump into her pussy, those balls smacking her clit as orgasms kept rocking her very core. Making her wonder what it would take and how long for this guy to finally even cum as the shapeshifter babe felt like her brain could barely keep up with body through this sexual montage of raw pleasure!!

Mina from inside her hiding spot but her lip,suppressing the increasing volume of her sounds of arousal as her naked cotton candy coloured skin glistened, hands grasping whatever she could inside the wooden vaulting horse as she continued to watch her boyfriend give Maya the ride of her life. The Red Riot rollercoaster in full force as the shapeshifter struggled to hold the shape and form of Pinky best she could against the onslaught too pleasure as she found herself being taken doggy style, deepthroated moans pouring forth as her swaying tips were either being grasped by those strong hands or her jiggling booty was being smacked and massaged. To soon straddling the stud’s waist as she bounced and rode atop him shifting between forward and reverse cowgirl style, as those gentle yet determined red eyes drank in either the view of her glorious toned backside with thst juicy ass shaking like jello or those hypnotic bouncing tits. Maya feeling her control slip as to eirjiro’s puzzlement, he found his girlfriend’s physical being seeming to shift to brief shimmers of blue,putting hay aside as he grit his teeth, feeling his dick twitch as the telltale signs he was about blow were pending as he sat right uo,wrapping his arms around her waist as she was facing him,surorise her with a liplock,her eyes widening as she held onto his shoulders for dear life!! An intense orgasm hitting her right as she felt him cum inside her,hot white batter erupting to soraylaint her inner walls and flood her womb as she broke the liplock to let out a sensual howl. Mina of course knew it was time to spring the surprise as she snuck out of her little hide away,pouting at losing the fill of the dildo but knowing she’d soon have the real thing as she snuck around and hugged Kirishima from behind, puzzling him as he looked over his shoulder to see her grinning nude self. Turning back to see the Mina he he was holding onto as she rode their shared climax together changed right before his very eyes. Her bombshell figure going from 10 to 11,pink to blue and clay,cotton candy fuzz growing into a long mane of red and blue streaked hairs and golden eyes to jade green reptilian. Maya panting and shuddering as she felt the orgasmic high as she wore an exhausted but very satisfied expression that screamed “Surprise!!”

Kirishima had the most adorable clueless look on his face,unsure how to feel about this sudden twist and development as Mina pressed herself against his backside,tits massaging his shoulders as she caressed his chest and abs. ““Hope you enjoyed that Eiji,I know I did. You were so amazing,I knew it’d be hot watching you but that was even better than expected….was it good for you Maya-senpai?” The pink horned and horny alien babe quipped,directing her boyfriend’s attention back to the very stunning upper class man still held in his arms and connected to him,who had gathered back up her barings, a grateful sensual smile as she pressed herself against him. Tits pressing against his strong,firm chest,eyes gleaming with seduction. As she kissed Mina,Eijiro blushing at seeing their turns dance together before they ambushed him taking turns kissing him,making it a three way kiss that overwhelmed him as maya finally spoke up.

“Mmm,pinky as far as I’m concerned I’m hooked on this stud and don’t want this to be a one time thing,not after that….and I defininiteky want a lot more…” the shapeshifter soon gave an adorable pout as she slid off of Kirishima’s cock, which seemed to be ina state between ready to get hard or soft at any moment. All coated ina nice lube of his sounk and her nectar as she sat back,legs spread as her azure lips oozed with excess jizz. ““But looks like I got to wait for little red riot there to recover….” At that remark mina grew a minx like grin as she nuzzled her boyfriend’s neck as if giving him some hidden signal or message. Eijiro was still puzzled but hot damn if he wasn’t starting to like that for whatever reason,his amazing sexbomb of a girl red ambushed him with a surprise threesome and he just had amazing sex with a senpai who wanted another round or few. And leave it to him to never back down from a challenge as a man,especially when a real man never left a woman unsatisfied and wanting!! Gritting his teeth as parts of his body bore telltale signs of his quirk in effect. But Maya of course found her jade green eyes drawn to his dick as she sass it suddenly spring uo,somehow looking even stiffer and bigger, looking hard enough to hammer nails into solid steel!! Mina gave a little sensual giggle as she purred,her harmfree variant of her acid coating her hand as she caressed and stroked that newly hardened cock,knowing she had Maya’s attention.

““Fun fact, when he focuses on his dick and uses 1% of his quirk, eiji can stay hard for hours…” With that said,Mina pried herself off of her man’s strong backside as she crawled over to Maya,the pink and blue alien looking babes soon sharing matching sensual expression as the former shot a look of seduction over her shoulder at her man as she was in her hands and knees,shaking her glorious bubbly pink ass at him,her pussy lips gushing as maya placed her hand atop thst pink hair and pressed mina’s face against her crotch,moaning and rolling her head in ecstasy  as the pink alien babe began to lick and eat ehr out,drinking snd lapping up the excess cum that had a fine mix of her pussy juices. The shapeshifter once again taking mina’s form as she made the term go fuck yourself be taken to a whole new literal level. Eijiro of course getting the unspoken message and signal as she moved closer. Grasping his girlfriend by her waist and thrusting his cock as soon as he felt the tip lined up with and pressing against her pussy lips. Penetrating her balls deep off the bat and jackhammering away as his raw primal instincts kicked in. Mina-maya leaning forward as she grabbed his head and pressed her lips to his,their tongues dancing together as they had Mina in a spitroast between them. As the pinky and red coup,e looked to solidify and forge their newfound partnership of sorts with the shape shifting senpai in what was the beginning of what was sure to be very beautiful friendship.

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It’d been quite the wild ride since the day of that fateful little threesome encounter and Kirishima could still hardly believe any of it. That it’d happened or that indeed it didn’t stay a one time thing. Maya had become a regular part of his and Mina’s relationship to such a degree that she wasn’t someone you’d call a third wheel that was for sure. She was more what his alien queen liked to call bff,best fuck friend and his pink girlfriend snd the blue bombshell wre so alike jn their friskiness that it was as surreal as it was sexy. Spots and places,like the storage room had become their regular love nests for their sessions as he came to think of them as. The shark teethed chivalrous hero in training sighing as he relaxed and soaked his muscles under boys’ dorm shower stall, with the hit steam bringing relief, recalling and reflecting on just how erotic and wild Mina and Maya got when together, especially with the game he came to know as “Guess which Mina is the real one”, which he had to was as challenging as arousing as Maya’s acting ability and effectiveness with he quirk was getting better and better along with her stamina. Jus a brief flicker of her eyes or a flash of her real hair or skin colour were all the hints and clues needed to nail a guess and he had to admit,the pair egging him on with their lewd praise was quite nice. But goddamn if Maya wasn’t a kinky wild thing when she went solo on him with her ambush games. And what games they were…..

~flashback~ the red riot hero soon found himself thinking back to the first instance of such a moment, as homeroom with aizawa-sensei finished as it usually did, everyone in class heading to relax during a free study period that day when Yaomomo had suddenly grabbed him by his arm,pulling him into an empty girls changing room on his way. His confusion giving way to shock as the voluptuous and ohsyically gifted creation heroine locked lips with him. Tongue invading his mouth,massaging his own and practically polishing his sharp,sharky teeth,red eyes widening as Momo broke their kiss,a trail of saliva between them as she wore an expression that was both shy and seductive. “Forgive me…Aahn,Kirishima-kun…but..lately I’ve been..thinking such things about you..I love shouto but..my curiosity won’t stop…my heart is racing…” Eijiro knew if his jaw could,it would fall right off from dropping in sheer shock. This couldn’t be Yaomomo doing and saying such things but his logic went out the window as the heiress of the yaoyorozu family began to strip right before his red eyes. Thst toned,genetically gifted,well trained stunning body only so daringly and proudly displayed in her hero outfit, which he had to admit he had naughty thoughts of more than once on occasion, now stood before him wearing lingerie that only Ms.Midnight herself would show off.

“aaahn,Kirishima-kun…don’t look at me with such eyes….is what I would say if it were anyone else…you…” the heiress quipped,biting her lower lip as if trying to suppress more bolder,naughtier urges and thoughts she was having. Their matching heights making her able to look him in the eyes as she walked with a distinct spring in her step,thst racy lacy set of bra and panties highlighting the hypnotic bounce and sway of her tits and ass as she pressed herself against him. Breasts mashing against his chest as her hands began to unbutton his shirt. ““Don’t be afraid Kirishima-kun…we are a man and woman after all,and midnight-sensei always says we must enjoy our youth…we must not resist our natural urges…” the heiress quipped with a tone of passion and desire,a blush in her gorgeous face as she got his shirt and coat off of him,licking her lips at his exposed physique. Any thoughts he needed to speak out about the fact she was rumoured to already be in a relationship being cast aside as she seemed intent on seducing him,causing his inner alpha male instincts to drown out his more rational,polite brain. As the class Vice President of class A got down to her knees,sensual gasps and pants escaping her lucious lips as she fidgeted with his belt and fly,undoing them as her eyes twinkled with shock and delight as his cock sprung out,resting in her face as she took in the sight and scent before proceeding to kiss and lick his length frkm base to it,eben making sure his balls had attention. Whatever rational thoughts he had trying to question as to whether yaomomo was even that far with the fire and ice quirk hero,nevermind being so lewd and erotic. But she was just too damn sexy as she soon took his dick into her mouth,her twinkling eyes looking at him with a mix of mischief and worship,hand wrapping around what she couldn’t fit in as she stroked,licked and sucked. Making the hardening hero shudder as admittedly,a small part of him was starting to enjoy this, a hand restin atop her mane of lucious,silky black hair,taking a grip of her ponytail before his hips bucked on reflex,causing yaomomo to gasp at the sudden deepthroat. And for the briefest but noticeable moment he saw her eyes flicker and shift to a familiar reptilian green shade he knew very well at this point, keeping a hold on that ponytail as he popped his shaft out of her mouth. A deadpan bemused look on his face.

“Real funny Maya,was this yours or Ashido’s idea…” maya-yaomomo flashed a shameless sensual smile at him and his remark,making it clewr he already knew the answer,as she gave his shaft a kiss and lick,stroking the drool soaked dick and massaging his balls with her free hand. As far as the red riot stud knew,they planned this little ambush to play on further on Mina’s personal fantasies of wanting to see her man do it with other girls but also not wanting to ruin her ships as she liked to call it,given she liked to consider herself th Cupid of campus. And the acid girl was likely in one of the lockers in this changing room,peeping on them like the cotton candy voyeur she was and recording it with her phone. As the shapeshifting bombshell exchange student from Jagua shifted her eyes between Yaomomo’s elegant onyx and her own jade lizard like ones. Letting go of his dick as she stood on her feet,hands caressing along his muscular torso,relishing his sculpted muscles as she kissed and licked along them to his neck,fsce and lips before she stepped back,doing a sexy Dance as she send her lingerie. Unclamping the bra to let it fall while she tugged down her thong. Exposing her quite stunning and very detailed take on the creation heroine’s stunning body,striking a few pin up poses before flipping her hair,her back to him as she shot him a look over her shoulder.

“Mmm tell you what handsome,I promise to explain….if you be the big,strong man I know you can be and indulge me and pinky’s game,won’t you?” Soon as she said that,the shapeshifter wesring the face,voice and body of Yaomomo shifted to lay herself on the cool,smooth marble tiled floor of the locker room,her juicy tits pressing snd rubbing against the surface,arms crossed as she rested her head on them,shooting her ever seductive courting glance at Kirishima,purring as she presented and shook her lucious,juicy booty at him,legs kicking lazily in the air. “Pretty please? Won’t my chivalrous hero show me again how he’s a riot on the streets and in the sheets? I’m sure you’ve always had dreams about your vice ores,especially in her outfit….with me,you can live it out all handsome….every,single one,no strings attached,no guilty conscience…..and it won’t be one time…you’ll never know when or where…but I’ll be on you like a spider to flies in its web…so come on Eiji…fuck,me….”

Kirishima dot exe had stopped working for a brief moment as maya-yaomomo’s words and actions overwhelmed him to such a degreee that the primal part of his brain pretty much took over. Gritting and baring his sharp teeth,muscles flexing with some hardening kicking in as he stripped himself fully,the nude Adonis pouncing as he mounted himself atop the shapeshifter babe,as if driven to mate like the animals they were,feeling like a wild beast drawn to a butch in heat courting him and wanting to discipline this minx for being so lewd with her quirk in ways midnight-sensei would no doubt approve. Deepthroated moans escaping her sensual lips as the gym locker room became filled with her erotic cries and the sounds of skin slapping,sweaty sex. Ass jiggling and shaking as the pelvis of the red riot hunk smacked against it,his thick,long meaty cock jackhammering into her sloppy wet pussy as he did her in a prone bone push up position. Balls smacking her clit,her tits rubbing against the floor as one of his hands held her waist,her legs wrapping around his and his other hand held her shoulder as he became driven to bring her to orgasm so hard she’d lose her hold of her quirk. Welcoming and relishing the challenge and the thrill of their passionate rutting,drooling as her face wore an expression of mind numbing raw ectasy she knew only this machine of a man could give her,as indeed Mina hid in one of the lockers like the voyeur she was,waiting when she was good and ready to make this a threesome once more as her fantasy played out.

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The next incident,if Eijiro figured that was the right term at least the right term to call Maya’s ambushes had come out of nowhere to say the least, as class A had finished up a training exercise, the kind that had involved and required them to wear their hero outfits. Suffice to say the red riot hero wasn’t all that surprised  that during the warm ups,Mina with that ever classic minty grin of hers would show off her flexibility when she’d catch him looking her way,knowing his eyes were drawn to her body,highlighted by her costume and the sway of her lovely assets. Or how he blushed so red his hair looked pale in comparison when he’d find himself looking at Momo and thst iconic outfit of hers Especislly given that thanks to Maya he’d gotten a first hand look. At what lied beneath. Hell it seemed like his libido was reslly drawing his attention to the rsther blessed attractiveness of the girls in his class or on all campus. It was taking all his will power not to have all his blood rushing to a certain part of his anatomy, like how was he only just now realising that Toohru was practically naked!? But he was a man and a real man was nothing if not respectful and chivalrous so he sure as hell didn’t want to come off as being as bad as Mineta. But damn if it wasn’t a challenge,the girls were all so naturally sexy without even trying, as he found his gaze currently locked on the backside of Tsuyu. Was it him or was her backside’s movements kind of coming off as hypnotic? Like she could tell without looking thst he was staring at her and making it impossible to look away. Was her ass always so thick?

His thoughts of course were put in pause as the girl who went by the hero name Froppy shot a glance over her shoulder. Those distinct eyes of hers with their piercing stare locked him in place,as if like a deer in the headlights, he’d been caught in the act. The next thing he knows,Tsuyu seemed to grin,to his surorise and puzzlement,flicking her long froggy tongue to give a slow,sensual lick of her lips. Following with a sway of her hips and making her asscheeks clap before suddenly reaching out to grab his wrist, the redhead finding himself being pulled along and away with her as she took him to the campus swimming pool. Eijiro didn’t have much time to process what had even happened, he soon found the frog girl locking those piercing eyes of hers his way as she spoke in that direct,blunt to the point manner of hers. “You were staring weren’t you? At the girls,at me…Especially me,I know you were. Do you like what you see?” She quipped,her speech as always peppered with the odd little kero/ribbit here and there. The girl who’d be known as Froppy walking over as she pressed herself to him,hands caressing his muscular torso as she leaned into whisper. “Would you say you liked this?”As she said this,she took his hands and guided them to her booty,his palms and fingers grasping and squeezing in reflex as she briefly shuddered,before moving away from him a few feet to assume a squatting pose. Her powerful,gifted leg muscles flexing as she stuck out and presented her green latex/spandex clad rear. Proceeding to shake her twin meat globes in a way that was hypnotic and too good to ignore,causing his brain to freeze as the blood began to rush to his loins.

“You want this? My butt? My massive fucking booty? My dump truck derrière? My Jean stretching cheek clapping dick gobbling fat cushion? This super duper perfectly round fat and juicy ass? Will you take out that cock with those big fat balls? Thst cheek clapping pussy pleasing,ass baling veiny peace of heaven? With those big heavy baby makers filled with thick,warm sex juice all nice and deep inside me?” Such words coming from the frog girl as her usual manner of speaking carried a sensual undertone,her arousal and erotic passion flowing through as she twerked and shook ass a him. As if she were courting him,possibly some side effect of her quirk putting her into heat. Those twin ass cheeks clapping like thunder as she looked over her shoulder at him. A blush in her face as if having him look at her with those red eyes of his alone was turning her on. Before she soon crawled over to the swimming pool until she fell snd dove right into the edge,breaking the hold her courting dance had briefly held over him as the red riot hero felt his face as red as his hair and his crotch reslly feeling majorly stiff that it was small wonder he wasn’t using his quirk right now. And before he knew it,Tsuyu came on uo right out of the water,surfacing like a water nymph with grace and beauty to reveal her now naked backside to him,her hair loose,wet and undone and skin glistening as she had her backside to him,her only modesty being her stocking boots and an outrageously sexy thing he never figured would be the kind of thing Tsuyu would ever wear!! His face’s shade matching that of his hair as the blood really began to rush and pump down below that it wouldn’t surprise him if he felt like quirk was acting up on reflex or something!!

Knowing she had her eyes focused solely on her backside,the frog girl shot a alluring gaze over her shoulder at him,sensually raising her long,wet,silky hair to show off and flex her back muscles as she began to jiggle,sway and clap those meaty,t-back devouring asscheeks. The twin mounds of meaty booty flesh rippling and shaking,her long tongue slipping out to lick her lips seductively as she blew him another kiss. A brief flicker of her eyes from their usual Tsuyu quality to a familiar shade of reptilian jade green was caught by the hardening hero in training. His face calming down as it now wore a deadpan expression of bemusement as his brain began putting two and two together. He may’ve been more gutsy brawn than booksmart brains but he sure wasn’t stupid to pick up the obvious clue that the resident shapeshifter friends with benefits he and Mina shared had once again pulled another swerve on him. “Real funny Maya,should’ve known it was you…I mean I don’t know or can’t say what Asui gets up to in her own personal time but her acting like that and wearing what you’ve got on?” He quipped as Tsuyu-Maya let out a melodic,sensual purr and giggle as she somehow made even those distinct little keros/ribbits sound enticing. Letting her hair drop and fall as she moved to pick up and raise each leg,showing off her flexibility as she held them in a split in turn,with a wave of her free hand as she made the stocking disappear,followed by the other with the thong the last to go. It was handy having a quirk so thorough ona cellular level that you can even make your own clothing as he watched her fully nude backside once more before she nudged herself off of the pool edge and into the water again. Swimming as graceful and smooth as an eel as she made her way on over to the other side. Getting an idea of what she wanted and knowing his pink acid making girlfriend was hiding somewhere with the best view,he wasted little to no time in shedding his hero outfit,now naked as the day he was born as his raging hard,stiffening cock finally breathed out in the open of the warm fresh air. Just in time as Tsuyu-Maya rose up from the water more graceful than a mermaid as she rested the upper half of her torso on the opposiing pool edge. Looking over her shoulder at him and taking in the view as she wiggled her finger at him to bring his sexy adonis self on over her way.

Eijiro certainly didn’t keep the shapeshifting lady friends with benefits waiting as he made his way on over to the side of the pool that she was resting on. Her Minxy eyes enjoying the view she could never get tired of, from those washboard abs and especially to that firm,hard set of cock and balls. The red riot hero not denying that seeing Maya portray tsuyu in a way that was so unlike the frog Girl yet seemed so her was quite the turn on, as he squatted and knelt down before her,his dick at her eye level as she wasted no time in grasping and stroking it. Showing off quite the skilled use of Tsuyu’slong,warm wet tongue as she began to assault his shaft with kisss,sucking and blowing away as that oral muscle massaged,squeezed and constricted it all over from tip to even his balls. Eyes flowing with hearts and shifting between her reptilian like jade green to tsuyu’s own unique gaze as the chivalrous Adonis grasped her hair and began fscefucking her. Before either of the two heroes in training knew it,the shapeshifting babe in the form of Froppy found Kirishima in the water with her, their oldies in the halfway part of the pool where the shallow and deep end met. The water so,asking around them as as her arms were wrapped around and holding his broad,powerful shoulders,legs Dan’s,ing around his waist below as her froggy booty bounced and jiggled. Riding and bouncing in his jackhammering cock as her moans were muffled by her lip locked with him ina sloppy French kiss,using thst froggy tongue in ways mineta could only dare dream. Wherever mina had been hiding as she njiyed and watched the show,she certainly had to be doing quite the job on playing lookout to keep anyone from hearing let alone seeing her man and the shapeshifter and catch them in the act of being so indecent. Iida would likely have an aneurysm!! Was toohru also 8nvolved,fed somehow!? And thst little poolside romp ambush was just another example he could recall…… —————————————-

Yes indeed Maya was relentless as she was creative when it came to the use of her Quirk, especially with Mina no doubt giving her ideas and Especially all the right details and information she’d need to perfectly pull sounding and looking like their classmates. Though the resident himbo of class 1A definitely thiughts Maya was taking a few liberties so to speak when it came to her portrayals but damn if she didn’t make it fun,he had to admit. Such as when Mina had him host a study session in her dorm room together with Kyouka. The first clue of course had to be what her and Kyouka had were wearing. Now of course Mina by herself wasn’t a red flag because of course his girlfriend took great pride in her body and showing it off. More so since beginning their little friends with benefit deal their shapeshifting senpai. But Kyouka well that was an alarm bell for certain. Despite what mineta especially thought or said,jirou actually had quite the body on her that was as unique and sexy in its own right. Even if it wasn’t on par with the likes of Momo or eben toorphru,it was sexy in its own right. And it was certsimly on full display right before him. A simple tanktop and thong putting her toned figure on display with generous views of her perky,handful sized tits and her quite lovely hips. Her face as cool,calm and aloof as ever as if she didn’t seem to notice now her state of dress seemed to their ultra manly classmate. He did his best to tune it out,as they did their school work but god was it distracting. Especially when he could see Kyouka shoot him flirty glances and place her hand in his thigh,giving it a squeeze and massage. ““Hey Red,been working out lately?” She said in thst usual cool desdpa time of hers,copping a feel of his bicep,Mina of course paying no mind to jirou openly flirting with her man. Even as alarm bells went off jn his head,Kirishima was getting bith aroused and scared,scaroused!!

But the game was truly afoot as to what was going on,as Mina handed him a book and to,d him to go to a page she had bookmarked. Eyes bugging out snd fsce noushjn as red as his hair as he saw the chapter title. “50 positions for spicy intimacy with yiur man!” Realising this was some adult magazine mina had no doubt borrowed from Ms.Midnight and hidden in some random textbook. Jaw dropping as he looked aghast at his girlfriend before turning to see Kyouka had suddenly somehow changed her outfit. Her tanktop skimpier and lower,exposing more of her upper torso and mid-riff,threatening to slip off and expose her fully naked as the day she was born. Her thong gone as she had gone commando,striking a little pin up pose,blowing a kiss his way. Before her eyes flashed toms familiar reptilian jade green. His expression shifting to deadpan as he caught onto their game. ““Really? Really?!!” Was all he could say,Maya-Kyouka giggling as she moved around behind him,arms draping around him as she nuzzled him and kissed along his neck and face whole Mina giggled that delightful adorable laugh of hers. Moving and nudging all their study material aside along with the tanks they’d been using,as she crawled over to her hardening boyfriend,her facial expression now one of coy sensual intimacy and sexual thirst. Locking lips with him,arms wrapping around his neck as she kissed him,Maya-Kyouka adding herself to the mix to make a three way dance of tongues and spit as they eased and nudged Kirishima to lay back flat on the tiger striped/leopard spotted style rug of mina’s vibrant wild dorm room. Peeling off his tanktop as they licked and kissed their way down along his torso,outright worshipping his pecs and Abs,fingers and palms caressing muscles sculpted with dedication and effort before they came to his baggy shorts,purring to see his crotch swelling and bulging,as they looked at him with those hungry eyes of theirs.

“Mmm,Yiu sound so done Eiji but we both know you’re loving this game and having as much fun as we are…so be a good boy,sit back,relax and we will just get to letting little red riot out to play,mmm?” Mina quipped erotically,as she and  maya-jirou got,to work undoing the bucks and fly,tugging down his shorts,boxers and all,leaving him fully naked,delight kn their faces as they beheld his cock in all its stiff,erect state horniness, hands grasping together as they stroked it,Mina using a safe,non hazardous ph level of her acid as extra lubricant. After all,she didn’t want to burn and melt her man’s pride and glory off. Soon assaulting it with a tandem duet of kisses and licks,making him groan and shudder as the duo made out with his cock between them. Soon nude themselves as Mina moved to straddle and sit atop kirishim’s hips and thighs,her backside to him as Maya-Kyouka still laid by his crotch,stroking and giving his dick a blowjob. Having no issue deepthroating him having become used to his length and girth as intimately as she had,a catlike grin his way as Mina looked over her shoulder at him with affection and lust.

“no worries handsome….this is still a study jam…it’s a hands on…team trut building exercise….sexercise shall we say?” Maya-Kyouka quipped playfully,as she slapped hismcock soaked and drowning in a mix of acid lube and their spit against mina’s juicy pink booty. Making the twin meat buns jiggle before his dick was hotdogged between them. Eijiro simply shrugged his shoulders as he grasped and squeezed that ass,pumping his dick between those twin globes,as Mina began to dance atop him,her slit adding nectar for further lubrication. Maya-Kyouka kissing and licking her way from his crotch to along his abs,chest and neck,to French kissing him before shifting to straddle and sit atop his face. Grinding and jumping her crotch against his mouth,moaning as she felt him kiss and lick beneath her. Making her shudder and moan,spine tingling as for a brief moment,parts of ehr form shifted back to her usual blue self,the overwhelming passion nearly making her lose focus and control of her quirk as the chivalrous kouhai ate her out,Mina bending and arching her back to milt her head,allowing maya-Kyouka to leaning in and kiss her. Tongues dancing as their study session devolved into the latest of their passionate little threesome romps. Nit the first and certainly not the last time…. __________________________ Days gave way to weeks and months of what had become quite a routine for the sturdy hero in training. Not that was complaining mind you, as with Maya things were certainly never dull. The transfer from Jagua Del Toro was as spontaneous as she was sexy, as she seemed to make it her mission to play out who knows how many fantasies he and Mina had. Especially when the self proclaimed Alien Queen had been very thorough and detailed about the looks and measurements of more than a few girls on campus, up to and including their own class,Class B, even the likes of Nejire or staff like Ms.Midnight. One time the sultry shapeshifter had snuck into his bedroom in the middle of the night,posing as Ochako. Wearing nothing more than a thong,a midriff baring tanktop and thighhigh socks,the sight of which would’ve thrown him for a loop for sure. Of course Maya could tell she knew he’d been trolling him at the time as it was a widely known fact Uraraka was an item with Midori-bro. Suffice to say the blue bombshell clearly took delight in how he responded and retaliated,pinning her down and fucking her fierce and ahrd to a point she could barely retain the shape and voice of Ochako’s form. The prior times she posed as Momo, Tsuyu, Kyouka as well as Uravity and Mina certainly weren’t one offs either when it came to these erotic ambushes of Maya Diva that was for sure. Just when he’d think he had her figured out out, she always found a way of keeping him on his toes. The red riot hero shuddering,as he felt a continuing rush of blood and familiar tingle in his loins. His body too honest for its own good as his mind continued to wander on its reflecting. Particularly one such surprise maya had pulled that really almost went over his head.

It had seemingly been just another typical kind of school day as their recent training exercise had concluded, which left them with a little free time for personal relaxation and study. The resident muscular ikemen of the class A boys having just finished hauling some equipment back to the storage sehd when he heard someone calling him,whispering his name Following the source to a more isolatd shadowy corner of the room,he’d found a peculiar sight. One that’d no doubt have Mineta dropping his jaw and riling him up to an erotic fever pitch of arousal if he’d seen this. A girl he’d never seen or met before, completely and totally naked!! Save of course for what seemed to be a very familiar set of boots and gloves. But what really clicked it together in his head was that bubbly perky toned voice. It couldn’t be,he thought to himself as he uttered her name.  “Hagakure?!” While he hadn’t been too loud saying that,the usually invisible girl made a shush gesture and expression as if making it clear she didn’t want attention drawn to her at least like this. Not that he could blame her, Mineta would have had a goddamn field day,as she explained that her quirk had gone all fritzy haywire on her and last thing she needed was risk getting in trouble for unintended indecent exposure,so of course eve being the chivalrous guy he was, Kirishima used the waist cloak from his hero outfit to provide her some cover and modesty, doing his best not to look of course. 

Wrapping her up like a burrito as he carefully and secretly carried her out of the storage room and made his way back to his dorm room where he could maybe give Tohru some clothes to spare until her quirk sorted itself out back in order. Any onlookers r passers by who asked what he was hauling,he’d bluff and say he was just carrying a spare sandbag for punching in his room. After what were just a handful of minutes that felt a lot longer,he’d breathed a sigh of relief as he gently and carefully place Hagakure on his bed and shut his dor behind him. Only to drop jaw and bug his eyes out as the visible girl whooped with joy,throwing off the cloak, exposing her nude self before him as she glomped him. Feeling her oh so generous bust press against his pecs as she proclaimed. “My hero!!” pressing her lips to his as she kissed him,making it clea she wanted to give a very special reward to him for being such a thoughtful gentleman. The Red Riot Hero anicng until he caught her eyes shifting to a familiar shade of colour that went between golden amber and jade green with a reptilian quality to them. His expression turning dead, despite his blushing face as he wore a look that clearly screamed ‘Really? Really?!’

The now caught jn the act Maya simply stuck her tongue out in a playful blep before she pressed her lips to the chivalrous dude. Moaning and purring into the kiss as she felt Kirishima return the gesture and affection in spite of any snide snark and annoyance he felt at her pulling the wool over his eyes yet again. Pressing and rubbing her naked body against that glorious physique of his as their tongues danced together to swap spit and okay tonsil hockey before she broke their liplock for air. The sensual shapeshifting minx prying herself off of him as she walked with a distinct seductive sway to her hips,taking delight in feeling his red eyes locked on her backside before she laid atop his bed in a way that boldly displayed her take on Tooru’s body all for him t see and take in. ““Mmm,have to admit handsome,nearly had you going there isn’t I? Oh if you’re wondering,invisi-cutie helped me and pinky out on nailing her looks,like wha you see? You ask me,god gave her the wu rim she had because the world just can’t handle this much cuteness and sexiness in one package..” the shapeshifting bombshell quipped playfully,a wave like  a magician gesturing for a trick as she cast aside the gloves and boots. A sensual giggle as she took in his reaction,seeing him blush. He had to admit she had a point in what she said,to be fair her and Mina always went out ther way to make sure she nailed the details in the looks and measurements though in his opinion it seemed Maya tended to take creative liberties here and there with the aim of enticing him to sexual excitement and arousal. And there was no denying she had a pretty high success rate,as his bidy tingled with growing arousal due in part to Maya-Tooru’s state of nudity and the passion of her earlier kiss. It seemed like everytime he made out with them either individually or together, their kissing game really upped the ante in turning him on. Seriously did the two practice together or something? His musings interrupted as he heard a giggle that wasn’t maya,his gaze drawn to under his bed,narrowing his red eyes as he thought,now who would know before hand to come his room and hide knowing he’d come back here with Maya springing another one of her erotic ambushes on him? Maya of course confirming as she spoke up nice again. ““So pinky on a scale of 1 to 10,how would you rate that?” Seconds after she said,out crawled he kne and omly alien queen herself,who’d taken to wearing one of his tanktop for make shif modesty,as his horn buddy and girlfriend lure and pressed her lips to Maya-tooru,the pair moaning as Mina gave her score.

“Mmm a definite 10 baby girl….and I think Eiji would now like to give his more hands on review…” the acid girl spoke sensualy,as she and Hagakure-Maya looked at their Red Riot,gazes locked on his crotch knowing what was tensing and rising beneath the material. ““Don’t be shy Eiji…”“she lured as she lifted uo her arms,raising them to allow Maya-Tooru to emote the tanktop from her,exposing her glorious nude form. ““Why don’t You come on over…and when Maya is good and ready…we have us another round of guess the real Mina…” that was all she needed to say,as Kirishima wasted no time in stripping off his hero outfit. The pair licking their lips,blushjng sensually as they saw their Adonis of a boyfriend in all his naked glory. Michelangelo’s David had nothing on their Red Riot,his cock looking so hard you’d think his quirk was kicking I out of reflex. Not this he didn’t have a trick or two involving it,like using just 1% after cumming would add to his endurance and stamina,to say nothing of the boost and perks to his already impressive length and girth. The pair of sultry bombshells laying atop his bed as he came over to them,assaulting his shaft with licks and kisses before they took turns sucking and blowing,deep throating him in turns and taking blissful delight in seeing one another take a deep,fast and fierce facefuck. Especially when they’d hang their heads off the edge of his bed,seeing one another’s throats swell and rise with a bulge indicating how deep he was,and his more than impressive size. Their tandem erotic tag team working wonders especially when they’d make out with his cock between them or give him a double titfuck,working him into an animalistic frenzy before their chivalrous stud took to enjoying maya’s take on Tooru’s stunning body. Truly she had the quirk she had because she was too sexy for her own good,as he held the shapeshiftedmina full nelson,grunting as he hammered her hot,wet snatch,his nalls smacking her clit as Mina used a lower ph level of her acid to use as a body oil to massage and squeeze her bouncing tits. Each and every orgasm they had they’d switch up to two on one or take turns one on one from Maya in her natural blue scalymlike self eating Mina out as Kirishima took her doggystyle,his hands squeezing her juicy bubble butt as he plowed her like a jackhammer to him eating her out snd rimming her as she wore Kyouka’s girl while Mina rode him cowgirl style and made out with their ever wild and sensual third wheel. To finishing things off with their most favourite game of all,Guess the Real Mina. Wherein he’d be blindfolded as maya would shift into Mina before they’d move around  and take it off. All he had to do was pleasure and fuck them who,e trying to figure out which one was the shifter babe and which one was the alien queen herself before he either came or made Maya orgasm so hard that she’d drop the form. It was often how they liked to conclude their sessions together,as the heroes in training were soon exhausted sexually. Laying together,sweaty,naked and sticky,basking in the afterglow as the link and blue tandem hugged their red riot stud who held them in his arms. It made the showering hero in the present wonder if snd when it was around thst time he started to think of this trio relationship different and why he’d said and done what he had during the recent one on one session he’d had with the shapeshifter exchange student….

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It’d been recent enough at the time,the weekend had arrived and had been a bit of a mixed bag. Mina had gone out with the girls of class A and B for a bit of bonding time between ladies to dish and share gossip no doubt. Which normally would’ve left resident himbo feeling rather lonely or having to find and hang out with some of the guys. Except mineta obviously,if he had to hear him make one more goddamn lewd remark about mina or any girl in class,he swears to god…izu-bro was a swell up to hang out with of course while bakugo? He really wondered how god gave him such high patience for outing up with that explosive blonde’s short fuse and foul mouth. Seriously always calling him dumb hair or shitty hair? Their hairstyles were more or less the same!! But he was digressing,as he laid in his dorm room at his study desk,idly doodling and sketching. Yes he could draw,he did have some artistic talent thank you very much! He had more hobbies besides his dedicated workout routine. Of course this particular sketchbook was a recent little treasure trove he’d taken to stockpiling as he had it filled with spicy pictures mainly and mostly of Mina and Maya which Mineta would no doubt pay major money just to even browse and glimpse at! Speaking of his shapeshifting bestie with benefits, who should happen to invite herself into his room,as he closed his sketchbook shut to see his window open, a look of bemusement in his face as the bombshell senpai climbed through, wearing a rare look few ever saw that she seemed to be her casual look. Or what she liked to call her quirkless look, goes to show she would’ve hit the puberty jackpot either way tha was for sure. ““There is a door you know…” he quipped,as the sensual exchange student simply grinned like the minx she was when she walked over and laid on his bed looking like a pin up model. Her lucious sensual form slowly shifting to her familiar scaly like blue skinned default.

“Oh I know,it’s just more fun this way. Always gets your attention…so Eiji,you seem so bored and lonely right now, and I know Pinky would hate you to be that way. So what do you say stud? What’s your flavour today?” The shapeshifter seductively purred as she changed into the familiar faces and forms he’d become well acquainted with since this began. From Momo to Ochako to even Midnight in all her dominatrix-esque radiance and glory. String a little pose throughout as she did so, clearly loving having his attention on her as it helped set the vibe and mood. “Maybe you’re feeling up to living out some teacher student fantasies, hmmm? How about it big boy? Show sensei your overwhelming vigorous youth…” The shapeshifter playfully teased in a perfect imitation of Midnight’s sultry voice, blowing a kiss as for good measure she shifted between the bdsm-like woman’s usual outfit to the bold,daring prototype she wore in her debut rokie run. An outfit so outrageous that new laws had to be set for how much skin was okay for any hero to show and expose. The chivalrous hero in training’s expression neutral as he took in Maya in her current form before getting up from his seat and making his way over to the shifter and getting her attention, her grin ever minxy and flirty as she went from Midnight back to her regular scaly blue self and her “casual/quirkless” form.

Kirishima of course continued to simply stare at her,blood red eyes locked and looking into hers as they shifted between their dazzling ocean blue to her reptilian jade green. Before he suprised her with a sudden liplock as Maya found this wasn’t the usual lust fuelled sort of kiss she usually got out of him. No this kiss was more the kind she usually saw him give and Mina share together. A simple,soft,passionate kiss, as she felt his tongue probe her mouth to explore and massage her own, the sharp points of his shark-like teeth grazing her lips with ticklish nibbles. This was a kiss that was more passionate and sensual, whereas she was more used to sloppy spitswapping tonsil hockey as her handsome himbo of a kouhai broke their makeout, leaving her stunned as a small blush grew on her face. Her form dropping back to her deault scaly blue self in all her nude glory as he finally spoke up, a in tone that was as serious as it was heartfelt. “I’m feeling like I want you just as is today. I want to just show much I love you just as much as I love mina…” That made the shapeshifter widen her eyes in shock and surprise as her jaw felt ready to drop. Wait what was he going on about? Before she could even respond, maya gasped and eeeped adorably as she felt the redhead start kissing down along her neck and shoulder with soft butterfly kisses, panting and twitching as he made his way along her her collarbone and down to her juicy breasts. Nuzzling them as he coaxed deepthroated moans from her as his hands massage her backside and went down along,making her spine tingle as he kissed and playfully licked down along her stomach. Oh yeah she knew how to crush and grind her abs,shuddering as he felt his hands squeeze and grope her ass before she found his face level with her crotch. His palm and fingers now caressing her hips ad thighs as he pried them apart. Her face blushing enough to match the streaks of red in her own hair as she stuttered and stumbled, finally speaking up.

“H-hey now whoah there handsome, what’re you goin abo-?!” Whatever her query was was cut off as she found him pressing his face against her pussy, lips latching onto her slit as he began to kiss and lick away. Probing her inner walls with his tongue as he lapped and drank up her juices,the shapeshifted shocked and stunned to find she was absolutely gushing down there. When and how,hell why was she getting so wet? This was different to their usual sessions be it one on one or with Pinky!! This wasn’t him being like some pornographic caveman, he was being so…so gentle!! So attentive and sensual when normally she would have him so worked up that he’d have her pinned down and pounding her like some kind of erotic butterchurn!! It was all so new and foreign to her in terms of sensations yet so familiar and similar all at once. Her hands grasping that man of redhair of his as she thought of trying to pry him off, pull and push him away and yet a stronger art of her went against such thoughts. Caressing his scalp as as she pushed him closer,deepening his oral worship of her slit as her nectar flowed into his welcoming mouth. Dazzling his tastebuds with her unique flavour. Legs draping around his shoulders,almost putting him in a headscissors a she fell backflat onto his bed, spine arching and bending as pure ectasy and small orgasmic spasms rocked her nerves. Her mind confused yet enjoying it all at once.

‘W-what is even going on right now?’ The shapeshifing senpai thought to herself,still trying to better comprehend why this moment was feeling so different compared to their past playtimes together. ‘He’s being so damn gentle! I mean not that I’m not enjoying this,but like he’s not looking like he wants to just fuck me!! It’s like…like…oooh fuuuuuuuck!!” The it started to come together to Maya like a million piece jigsaw all falling into place. He was full on Making Love to her!! It dawned on her during her past girl talks with Mina, how the self proclaimed Alien Queen went very in depth and detail about what it was like when she and Kirishima got serious and intimate deep into their relationship. from just horn buddies with benefits to full on boyfriend and girlfriend, how much of a sweet gentle teddy bear her man could be. So tender and such a gentleman, making her feel like a goddess worshipping her from head to toe,mind body and soul, focusing on bringing her pleasure before his own. This was what Maya found herself experiencing first hand here and now, this goddamn himbo was making love to her!! Oh sweet merciful god he was in love with her!! He loved her as much as he loved Mina and like the true Manly man he so often deemed himself,he was showing it through actions,rather than his words. Expressing his passion and romance for her as was, in her au naturale state of being. As strange and puzzling as she found it of course, she didn’t feel like ejecting him or telling him off for somehing so damn sappy, rather…she was embracing it? Welcoming it? Wanting it to neverstop?!! What was wrong with her?! But as soon as he brought her to her first major climax with that skilled oral magic of his though, her brain once again in a moment of clarity put two and two together. The thought popping into her brain as she rode out maybe the most intense orgasm she’d ever felt, her pussy erupting into his fce with a shower spray of jucies,rewarding him for his hard work.

‘Oh my God….I’m in love!!’ Yes indeed, she found she loved the damn ikemen kouhai of hers as much as he loved her and Mina. His sculpted physique, his fierce yet cute face….damnit she loved everything about this adorkable meathead himbo!! As she found herself clinging to him,arms and legs wrapped around him with wanton need and desire as he laid atop her,mounting her as he flexed that powerful body his. Plowing and pumping her at a steady,deep pace,shifting between slow and fast depending how much he liked hearing her moans and cries of passion. Damnit how did Mina come across such a gifted himbo!! Moaning as she felt him kiss along her neck and colalr bone, nuzzling her tits as he licked and sucked on her perky blue nips, her indigo blue scaly skin glistening with a sheen of perspiration. The tidal rush of pleasure making her ride it like the surfing lady of the waves she was as she found herself soon riding him cowgirl style, ass jiggling and tits bouncing as he caressed and held her before making her grasp hands with him, unable to help herself as her hips rode him like he was a rodeo bull. Holding her in those sculpted,strong arms of his as he spooned her and took her from behind, soon rolling her onto her front as he gently prone-boned her, those hands of his leaving no place cold and untouched. Damn sweet teddy bear himbo with his tender lovemaking care!! Making her fall more in love with him than she already even was aware of, as she bounced in his lap,sitting in the cnetre of the rocking,juice and sweat soaked bed with him. The sheets in disarray as they were ina seated lotus position,her tits pressed and rubbing against his powerful pecs, eyes locked with his as he whispered sweet nothings to her. Beautiful,sexy,pretty,cute were just among the many words he threw aroound,arms and legs draped around him as she could only keep riding the wave of erotic momentum,throwing her head back to howl as she felt the climax hit before pressing her lips to his. Kissing him as if trying to take his breath away, as she felt his cock erupt, his white hot cream flowing ad pumping into her eager,welcoming womb. Pink hearts glowing in her hazy eyes as she rode out to a tender basking afterglow with him,idly making out. No doubt about,she had it bad for him. She was so damn well in love…..

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That’d been the last he heard from Maya since, wondering and worrying if the bombshell shapeshifter exchange student was avoiding him. But Mina,his ever sweet pink alien queen had assured him he hadn’t done anything wrong, letting him know she was actually going to meet up with their bestie with benefits for a little quality girl talk time. Finishing up his shower as he hoped there wasn’t anything else wrong with Maya. At least nothing that would change or ruin their relationship. Not that he ahd anything to worry about for at this very moment in the UA cafeteria…..

“Sooo….I think I’ve…fallen in love with Kirishima…” Maya spat out,feeling so damn much like one of those lovesick,moonstruck highschool girls in those romantic comedy teen movies. Blushing with an adorable morbid look on her face as Mina sat across from her,a trolling grin on her face as if she’d been expecting this sort of thing and yet still felt vindicated and justified in being right anyway!! Maya could only pout adorably as she sensed the acidic girl’s mood as if she was saying she told her so. “Course You knew this would happen didn’t you? Just waiting for thst Damn big buff teddy bear himbo to win me over with that charm of his….” Not that she was mad mind You,just still reeling, she could swear she felt phantom sensations of orgasms rocking her from Eijiro’s quite skilled lovemaking. Who knew he could be so Damn smooth as well as fuck like a caveman!!

Mina simply grinned away, latching her lips to her straw as she sipped her soda can. Satisfied with her thirst parched,she gathered up her thoughts as she leaned in to plant a kiss on maya’s lips, the pink and blue duo sensually moaning together as they shared their respective passion and admiration for their Red Riot. The alien queen breaking the liplock,a small saliva trail between them as golden eyes looked into cerulean jade. “You bet I knew. I know ou and I know our Eiji,he’s a big strong guy with an equally big strong heart and a whole lot of love to give. Now that we have established that the feelings are mutual…what say we start taking this from beneficial to a full on threesome? Nothing but the best for our big red,right?” The pinky hottie quipped, soon finding Maya catching on as the shapeshifter got over her own awkwardness as she and Mina found themselves thinking as one. Indeed now was time for their chivalrous red riot to have his cake and eat it too….

The Beginning (To Be Continued)

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐥���� 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ  

SFW🌿

⭑ Both Eddie and Steve developed HUGE crushes on you, but they evolved into something deeper. 

⭑ There was slight competition between the two of them, but Dustin usually sorted it out. 

⭑ You did enjoy the attention - both attractive and charming, you couldn’t decide who you wanted

⭑ And then something weird happened one night when Steve and Robin were getting tipsy together

⭑ He admitted that he had feelings for Eddie too

⭑ And all the love Eddie had for you ... there was some for Steve as well

⭑ It was really awkward for a week. No one spoke to each other, and whenever you walked past each other on the street, you did a weird wave because they couldn’t meet your eyes.

⭑ Robin pushed Steve to speak up

⭑ Because why limit love when you can share more of it?

⭑ Love is what makes the world go round 

⭑ So Steve admitted his feelings to Eddie, and to you. 

⭑ And Eddie was so taken aback. 

⭑ He needed time to take in this information, as did you. 

⭑ How would the situation even work?

⭑ So you pretended that you guys were really great friends ... even though you do become really great friends. And then best friends. And then lovers

⭑ Robin is slightly jealous 

⭑ But she knows that she couldn’t be in a poly relationship. She would be too jealous

⭑ You all move in together and it’s absolute CHAOS. 

⭑ All of Hell’s Fire came to help you move in, along with Uncle Wayne, Robin and Dustin (of course). 

⭑ There’s many plants and the windows are always open - and one time someone broke in, and Steve uses that to always get you and Eddie to CLOSE THE GODDAMN WINDOWS.

⭑  YOU GUYS HAVE AN AQUARIUM, or like a medium-sized tank with a bunch of goldfish (because you guys can’t afford all the stuff for the other fish and you all agree that you don’t want to buy those other fish and watch them die.)

⭑ There is so much fun - someone is always suggesting to go to the beach, or the arcade, or the mall

⭑ Eddie’s room is a mess, but an organised mess

⭑ Steve’s room is SO organised. Everything has it’s spot, and he knows where EVERYTHING is. Which astounds Eddie utterly and completely 

⭑ There are posters in the living room, kitchen, and hallway. It’s not a huge apartment, but it is pretty spacey (renting was good in the olden days)

⭑ Steve gets a job as school teacher, while Eddie works on his music and ends up working at a car shop. 

⭑ Maybe you’re still finding yourself and you work in hospitality? Either way, no one is pushing you to find your career

⭑ Oh and obviously you’re all out of school

⭑ Robin is over A LOT 

⭑ She’s practically a roommate 

⭑ And so is Dustin

⭑ He’s usually on the couch, with a bag of chips and a soda 

⭑ But no one minds, he’s like an adopted child 

⭑ The threat of the Upside Down is still there, and sometimes someone wakes up from a nightmare and can’t get back to sleep

⭑ Or there’s a big bang and a panic attack ensues 

⭑ But there’s always a shoulder to cry on, and big arms to keep you safe 

⭑ Eddie forgets to lock the front door all the time 

⭑ And there’s a spare key underneath a pot plant at the front 

⭑ You probably adopt pets - but they’re strays. 

⭑ It started because you felt bad about an older cat who looked so hungry. So, you left out some food for the ol’ guy. 

⭑ Then another cat came

⭑ And then you realised that it wasn’t an old cat... it was a pregnant one. Who only looked old because she was a month from giving birth and she was waddling around. 

⭑ But she was malnourished 

⭑ And you told Steve that you couldn’t let anything bad happen to this mum cat or her babies 

⭑ And Eddie agreed wholeheartedly 

⭑ Eddie is definitely a himbo wife 

⭑ Steve is the ‘I’m in charge blah blah blah’ but really, you’re in charge. And he folds with one stern look from you. 

Theme Song: 

Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon

Relationship Tropes: 

  ✧ “Y/N yes” (You, Eddie) x “Y/N No” (Steve)

  ✧ The Adventurous (Edde) x The Hyperactive (You) x The Unheeded Voice of Reason (Steve)

  ✧ Chaotic Dumbass (Eddie) x One Brain Cell (You) x Oh God I’m In Charge, Aren’t I? (Steve)

[annakirk23]

@arty-e - characters and story belong to her: Alvis and Kamir Wilson…the entire universe of Cards…

Me - AU was my idea 💡!(and Arty-e if you are seeing this don’t get mad at me please 🙏—I am not making fun of anyone’s artwork or stories but I just wanted to make an AU for fun 🤩 and because I am bored)

Explanation—

Arty-e if you are reading this, I have always loved 🥰 Cards…And I want to make an AU where Kamir had lived(in this AU he ends up surviving the arrow but is too weak to lead his soldiers and has some battle wounds from his first year on the front—he is in his 40s right???—my guess would be 45-49 by the way he looks in the comics…I am putting this in as a factor because personally I have seen women and men in their forties having issues) and Alvis stands in for him as 4 of hearts!

This is the scene where he(Alvis) is introducing/embarrassing himself to his father’s soldiers but instead in this scene—it would be Kamir’s antics and Alvis gets embarrassed 😳 by his father’s antics…because we both know(since I am rereading Cards I think this scene would have made sense if Kamir had lived—And you created him—he is a himbo and dumbass at times…but it still happens even after Kamir death) this would happen right…

Here is a rewrite of the speech and the scene—Alvis was supposed to give the speech but from Kamir’s perspective if he was alive—

Kamir:

[Alvis is standing behind his father with the 7 of hearts(I have tried to remember their names but can’t…sorry Arty-e)]

Hello, Now I know I am having a hard time leading you all but have faith me like you all have in the faes…

Here is my replacement— [steps away from Alvis and his friend/7 of hearts]

[alvis turns blushing red with embarrassment]

1.Random soldier(or Neesha):

Which one is he?

2.Another random soldier:

Is he the super tall one…

1. Random soldier:

No…That’s the seven of hearts!

2. Another random soldier:

Oh shortie! [points at Alvis]

1. Random soldier:

He looks like he is about to cry…

2. Another random soldier:

I think he spoke to Mahira* …

Kamir:

My baby boy…Alvis [picks up Alvis despite not having a lot of strength in him] …

Alvis:

Wait what————Dad put me down [squirming in Kamir’s grasp] … you seriously going to hurt me and yourself…

[attempt’s squirms out of kamir’s grasp]

Kamir:

No…I just want a hug from my favorite son…

[attempts to hug Alvis and kiss him on the cheek]

Alvis: Dad! I am your only son…please stop not in front of the soldiers…ahhh… [attempts to squirm and not hurt Kamir]

[soldiers look at each other embarrassingly]

Alvis: okay-okay I’ll give you what you want…

[kisses Kamir on the cheek and hugs him back]

You win dad! Ugh…I am embarrassed now—

[jumps out of Kamir grasp and lands on his feet— stares at Kamir and the soldiers while being on the verge tears—leaves the canteen]

1. Random soldier: I think you made him cry and embarrassed him Lord Kamir…

2. Another random soldier:

We know that you haven’t seen your son in while but we all thought he was a baby!

Kamir:

Well he is 21…

Julian:

I thought he was 20…

Kamir:

He just had a birthday! And I wasn’t even around to see it because of this damn war… [growls a bit at the end and looks Julian]

[they(the soldiers) all went silent]

* king of hearts…I can almost 😅 never spell names correctly!

[iamvegorott]

Meeting A Magical Man Pt. 17

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“I can’t believe you did that!” Marvin laughed as he and Chase appeared in their hotel room. 

“I was being a bodyguard,” Chase said, using a knuckle to scratch the tip of his nose. 

“And that was so hot.” Marvin giggled, holding the front of Chase’s shirt and yanking him into a kiss. “I should get you to punch people more.” 

“I don’t think my hand could handle it.” Chase chuckled. 

“Oh, darling, I’m more than sure you can-” Marvin stopped when Chase’s phone started ringing. 

“Henrik’s calling,” Chase said, recognizing the song as Henrik’s assigned one.

“Boo.” Marvin rolled his eyes but didn’t try to stop Chase from answering. “Tell him he’s a cock-block.” His tone was playful as he decided to step aside and wait for the call to finish. He took out his nail file and worked on evening out his, as he called them, claws. He might paint them tonight. Maybe a blue or a fun red or-

“What’s up? Hen? Hen, are you good?” Chase’s worried questions made Marvin stop and put the nail file down.

“Is everything okay?” 

“It’s Robbie.” 

“What about him?” 

“Hen, you gotta tell me what’s going on in English. Is Robbie hurt? What do you mean he’s bigger?” Chase answered Marvin’s question with a shrug as he tried to get more from Henrik. 

“Shit,” Marvin said to himself and started packing up. He had a guess on what was going on and knew Chase would want to help. Sending him and Chase back to Henrik’s would be hard, maybe taking him out for a day, a few hours at least. He’s been to Henrik’s enough that he almost knew it like it was his own home. It should be-

Oh no.

Marvin got pulled from his thoughts again, but this time it was from a feeling within him. He knew this feeling. He knew what was happening. 

Someone was trying to take him away. 

A magic user was able to force someone to appear where they were. It was much easier to do it to someone who wasn’t one since they weren’t aware of what was happening. Marvin knew damn well it was going on. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” Marvin rushed over to the bag of ingredients. Surely with everything he had, he could throw something together to block this. 

“Are you okay?” Chase asked when Marvin dumped the one bag on the bed. “Marvin?” 

Marvin could feel the pull getting stronger, deeper, and almost painful. The more he fought against it, the more it hurt. It started to make breathing practically impossible, and a strong shiver went through his body. 

“Hey, Marv? Marvin?” Chase stood next to Marvin, holding his waist to hug his side. 

Marvin looked down at his hands, eyes wide at seeing black veins crawling across his arms to his fingertips. Several people were trying to get him. He was doomed. He couldn’t fight back against that much magic on his own. He was going to leave.

Wait.

Was Chase touching him? 

“Chase, you need to let go!” Marvin barely finished his cry when they were both sent away.

Out of the room.

Out of the hotel.

Out of Paris. 

Marvin landed in a soft chair hard, and it didn’t topple over because someone held the back of it. He clung to the arms of the chair and panted heavily, swallowing and gasping for air. The magic used to get him was slowly leaving his body, the black veins fading, and his brain finally back to the present. 

“I have to admit, you and Chase? That’s a couple I wasn’t expecting.” Marvin recognized Wilford’s voice behind him. 

“Not a couple,” Marvin grunted. “I don’t do that shit.” 

“Anymore~” Wilford sang his correction. 

“Fuck off.” 

“Let’s not get too carried away.” Another voice got Marvin to take in the room. The one who spoke sat behind a desk, Dark, dressed formally, and as smug as ever. He also saw Anti on the edge of the desk, and there was a fourth person. It was the same man he had seen with Jackie. Phantom? Or something like that. Of course, Jackie would get himself involved with another magic user. He swore himbos had a magnetic pull to them or something. Phantom must be new since he had no idea he was a part of this group. He might have even gotten sucked in the same way Marvin had. 

“You can fuck off even more.” Marvin spat. He knew he shouldn’t be trying to anger Dark. Maybe even attempt a touch of politeness to ensure he didn’t get hurt or even killed. But he didn’t care. He was pissed, and he didn’t want to be here. He got brought here because he was needed for something. Something big and dangerous. It took four of them to get Marvin to this place when it usually only took one or two. He was getting stronger, which meant he was more desired. 

“Do you want out of your contract or not?” Dark’s question made Marvin go still.

“What?” Marvin went to stand, but Wilford held his shoulders and forced him to stay down. His magical strength was nothing compared to Wilford’s physical one. He could probably use a spell to get away, but even he wasn’t cocky enough to try to fight four people at once. 

“I know you’ve been running to avoid working for me anymore,” Dark stated. “At the current moment, we’re in a predicament that we need all hands on deck for, including yours.” 

“What does that have to do with my contract?” Marvin asked. 

“If you can recall what you signed all those years ago, there is a clause at the end that if you complete a job to a high enough level, you are welcome to leave the company. No fights, no buying yourself out of it, just out the door with no worry.” Dark casually leaned back in his chair. His face told Marvin he knew this was an offer he couldn’t refuse. 

To finally be free. 

“What’s special about this that you need me? What am I doing?” Marvin asking more questions was a sign he was considering it. 

“A certain…counterpart of mine has recently acquired himself a new magic user, a new apprentice.” Dark looked like the word counterpart left a sour taste in his mouth. 

“Okay? And? He gets those all the time. Nothing ever comes out of it.” Marvin watched Anti bounce off the desk. He went over to Dark, leaning over to whisper something in his ear, a hand playfully rubbing the other’s chest. Dark rolled his eyes and moved Anti’s hand away. 

“You can go,” Dark stated. Anti giggled and winked at Marvin before he disappeared in a blink. “He’s going to visit your friend. His name is Chase, right?” 

“Where is he?” Marvin had to dig his nails into the armrest to sound as even voiced as possible. 

“You sound like we’d harm someone innocent.” Dark’s own voice was mocking. “He’s with JJ. You know how our usual routine goes. He’s likely eating some cookies, cupcakes, or something overly sweet.” 

“My Jamie’s been wanting a new taste-tester for a while.” Wilford chuckled, his hands still heavy on Marvin’s shoulders. 

“Yes, yes, now, back to the point at hand. This new apprentice has a relation to you. Not through blood, but through how you were when you first discovered your magical abilities.” Dark gestured toward Marvin’s face, pointing out the mask. “I’m sure you are more than aware of what I mean, considering the scars you still bear.” 

“I need to step out,” Phantom spoke softly and did as he said. Dark waited until Phantom was gone, and the door clicked shut before speaking again. 

“This new apprentice, believe it or not, is worse than how you were. He’s dangerous and out of control.” 

“You want me to kill this kid or something?” Marvin hoped that wasn’t the route. 

“Firstly, he’s not a child. He’s only a few years younger than yourself, and secondly, no killing. I want you to get him and bring him here. He needs an environment that knows how to handle his struggles.”

“And then trap him in a contract for the rest of his life?” Marvin’s comment made the room go silent. A long pause before he decided to break it. “If I get him here, you’ll leave me and everyone I know alone?” 

“Yes.”

“Are you going to kill him if he doesn’t want to kill for you?” 

“No.”

“How can I trust you?” 

“You only have my word.” 

There was another pause. A longer, more painful pause as Marvin thought about everything. If he said no, not only was he putting himself at risk, he’d be doing the same to Chase. Chase didn’t do anything wrong. He didn’t deserve to have Marvin’s past trying to hurt him. 

��Fine…I’ll do it.” 

“Excellent. I’ll send all the information you need to your home. I’m assuming you’d like for us to do the same for yourself and Chase?” Dark seemed to relax more in his seat, satisfied with the outcome. “Don’t worry. All your belongings in Paris will arrive with you.” 

“Yes.”

“Yes, what?” That question made Marvin bite his tongue, almost causing it to bleed. 

He wanted so badly to jump out of his chair and punch Dark across the face. To claw it open with his nails for even saying Chase’s name. Everything in his being was dying to kick him down and just keep kicking and kicking and kicking until either his foot or Dark’s body broke. But he stayed. He knew that this would be the last job he’d have to do for him. He could go back to just living freely and know that he’d never have to worry about Dark ever again. 

“Yes. Sir.” 

“Perfect.” 

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Tags: @brokentimewatch @bookwormscififan @d-structive @rainymae523 @ashtonisvibing

[safetycar-restart]

So he can’t be teased!! No no no!! He knows he’s a stupid little bunny, he knows!! So you can’t tease him about it, you have to help him!!

mhm. he's stupid. he has a little, peanut sized brain. no thoughts in it. he just wants mommy and pierre to think for him. himbo. poor, sweet himbo charles.

what gets me is the fact that he KNOWS he's a stupid little bunny. he acknowledges it, and he accepted his fate. he is stupid. he knows and he embraces it, actually. when he can't form a sentence, and instead he tries to communicate with you through his facial expressions, you'd tell him "poor bunny, can't even form a sentence, hm? so pretty and dumb for mommy." and he just nods. yes, he's pretty. he's gorgeous, actually. and yes, he's dumb. why would you have to be smart if you're pretty?

and he LOVES when you point it out. but he doesn't like you teasing him about it 98% of the time. he's okay when you tell him so in bed, but when he's having an actually hard time? oh god, please no! your poor baby bunny! he'll be in tears! the sweet thing cannot handle that, he needs your help and your cuddles. when he tries to help, tries to think of something and come up with something good, he actually tries. because he wants to help, he wants to make you happy. so it's not exactly nice being told you're dumb when you're trying to be helpful. so you don't do that, instead, you help him and try figure it out together. your bunny tries his best!

(himbo!charles is my everything he is so bbg i love himbos)

- 📓

Right I have two things to say. Firstly, himbo!Charles is now a tag because I love it and I need more. Secondly, I cant believe you sent me this masterpiece and then immediately sent me an ask saying you haven't been inspired or writing well. Because uh... THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT I LOVE IT?? FUCK OFF WITH THE NOT BEING ABLE TO WRITE THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

Anyway, lets move on to the actual content of this ask.

Charles has never been the quickest of thinkers, but that gets so much worse when he's with his Pierre and his mommy. The moment he's alone with you and Pierre, he just relaxes so much and his little braincell turns off because he doesnt need to think with you and Pierre around.

He's your little bunny!! Little bunnies dont have to think!! Little bunnies just have to listen to their mommies and their Pierres and be good!!! That's it.

He loves when you and Pierre call him out on that during scenes, because it just makes him feel so safe and subby? It's never framed as a bad thing, and you and Pierre always make it very clear that you're going to look after Charles so that he doesn't have to think for himself.

Charles truly feels so happy and loved!! The happiest dumb little bunny in the world.

However, it's not the same outside of scenes.

Because Charles genuinely does struggle sometimes. He has to put so much effort into speaking sometimes, because it's so much easier to just let you and Pierre take control.

Normally, he has no problem letting you and Pierre make all the decisions for him. But when he actually tries to make a contribution and struggles to do so, then you can't tease him. He'll start crying if you make fun of him, will feel so bad and so stupid and useless.

He needs you to help him then, to hold his hand and tell him you believe in him and give him all the time he needs. He can be a smart bunny! Really, he can!

But he gets so overwhelmed and scared so easily when he tries to make his own decisions, and so he needs you or Pierre to help him calm down. Give him some forehead kisses and cuddles and help him make some slow, deep breaths.

Of course he gets so much praise when he does manage to say what he wanted to!! He did so well!!

Though the praise just turns his little mind to mush and he ends up whining and squirming in your lap.

[as-i-watch]

hi bestie how's it going with whole cake drama and other stuff

and if you like to would you make a list of one piece characters as taylor swift songs (if you want to or you listen to her songs),,,

oh and, if you need therapy and ugly crying i'd say you should take a look at folklore and evermore, they HURT

good night 🏃🏻‍♀️

This was sent around the most angsty part of wci, its embarrassingly late but either way!

I really like Taylor's music but im more of a casual fan, so i have to consult an expert (i have a friend that is pretty much her biggest fan)

I gave them a brief description of the straw hats and here are the results:

Luffy - 22 : bc of the hype and friendship core of the song

Zoro - Style : i discribed him as an absolute himbo that would die and kill for his friends in the most epic way and they hit me back with this, idk. Also i told them zoro has one eye and 'you have thay james dean daydream look in your EYE' was hilarious

Nami - Look What You Made Me Do : badass. Strong. Also quite fitting to her backstory with Arlong.

Usopp - the 1 : one word, growth. Also a chill vibe

Sanji - The Man : this hits deeply with Sanji's complex relationship with masculinity. Also this song is about perception wich changes for Sanji's charecter after wci

Chopper - Love Story : soft and innocent

Robin - cardigan : a second life + the mature tone of the song

Feanky - Shake It Off : fun and unapologetic

Brook - this is me trying : this is more based on Brook's sad backstory and how he never seems to feel he is sufficient

Jinbe - long story short : basically how jinbe joined? He met luffy in jail and then after marine ford. Then he was in dept to big mom but now he would follow luffy to hell and back

We discussed thia for like an hour and is the best we could do lol