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the-nefarious-vampire · 7 months

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #ace #aro #im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work #okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening #10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl #dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all

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artkaninchenbau · 6 months

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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shepscapades · 2 months

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Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

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sugarlywhispers · 9 months

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the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

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hehether · 3 months

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Batkids whenever someone insults Brucie/Batman badly on social medias

#only them can talk shit about Bruce okay?#Guess who comes at midnight and surprises you during your sleep?#WRONG! IT'S NOT SANTA CLAUS YOU BJTCH #IT'S RED HOOD WITH 10 LITRES OF GASOLINE 🫵#“where are all the kids Alfred?”#“they're doing a side quest Master Bruce”#batfam #bruce wayne #richard grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbara gordon #alfred pennyworth

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..

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aleatoryw · 1 year

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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

#obi wan kenobi #star wars #the most unrealistic thing about rots is that after killing dooku anakin wasn't like. okay score is now tied at one all #au where he resists palpatine bc killing sideous will give him a 2-1 lead over obi-wan #*slams palpatine off rooftop* GAME!

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tiny-vermin · 5 months

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communicatio in sacris by @voluptatiscausa

more art for vol, because these fics changed something in me okay!!

#verms stuff #verms go #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens #AZI'S HANDS FOUGHT ME OKAY #this whole pose fought back #i actually cant be arsed to push the rendering further than this #so it will just be mildly dissatisfactory to me #but its okay!! his shirt is where its at #delicious folds #im really into this caravaggio looking lighting #thats happening in my recent stuff

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officiallydoubtful · 4 months

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Y’know those evil personas that Youtubers had back in like 2017 or so? I love the idea of those. I think we should bring back using opposite names as like our 'evil persona'. I'll go first, hello everyone, my name is InformallyCertain! Awful to meet you, now I'm off to kick a puppy, or whatever it is evil people do!!

#not exactly sure what to tag tbh #text post #shitpost #i think #girl help im lost in the tags #this does qualify as a shitpost yeah?#yeah #url game #antisepticeye #darkiplier #uhh what other ones where there #didnt pewdipie have one?#pewdiepie #right?#youtuber shitposts #okay i think that's enough tags

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 month

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"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano

#okay predicting rn: cryo claymore #GRRRRRRR HES SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!#im ngl i didnt watch the rest of trailer cause man idgaf LMAO #i saw a glimpse of capitano on insta and was like SKIP SKIP SKIP WHERE IS HE #UGHHHHHHH HIS CLAW HANDSBARK BARK #is he smth abyss???????#he almost kinda reminds me of an abyss lector #that being said. mihoyo if you take off his mask i will commit crimes #but also kssing and bowing to you for the 8 or so secs we got of him #lol sry to my followers ik this isnt my usual content and also this prob isn great since i only rly gif irl #genshin impact #genshin #capitano #il capitano #catie.edits.

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wynandcore · 25 days

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Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?

#sonic 3 spoilers #sonic 3 trailer #Sonic 3 trailer spoilers #I’m. just confused.#I don’t understand #WHERES AMY N ROUGE AS WELL bad day for women Jesus Christ #YOU COULD SO EASILY FIT THEM IN THE MOVIE THO. LIKE YOU CAN EASILY PUT THEIR NARRATIVES IN THERE TO COINCIDE WITH SONIC N SHADOW’S #the GAME DID IT. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE #we’re not gonna see Sonic get arrested. are we gonna see the fucked up prison cell of Gerald. probably not #I have Thoughts okay #I ramble

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 4 days

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