#one just moved in with her gf & are thinking of adopting a cat

[therosejamjournal]

thinking about that post about how being in your 20s is so wild because everyone is on such different timelines and you have no choice but to accept it. really feeling it today.

[celestialprincesse]

🩰🥽

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish and his lowkey slightly unhinged GF headcannons ♡

Johnny himself is quite the character, and most of the girls he's tried to date have just been - dull, for lack of a better word.

He totally doesn't mind! Not one bit, they've all been lovely and kind - just not right for him. Not right for his lifestyle.

He meets his current girlfriend at some bar after she's just slapped some 6' unit for grabbing her ass, maybe a bit too fiery for her own good.

He's immediately at her side, torn halfway between holding her back or joining her in verbally annihilating him.

She's really quite flattered when he compliments her for her slightly idiotic, but greatly impressive bravery, buys her a drink and they get chatting.

They go on a date the week later, buying copious amounts of fast food, taking it to a park and people watching as they eat and chat about everything and nothing. He walks her home and kisses her at the door. She doesn't mind.

He spends copious amounts to send massive flower arrangements to her house, her work, wherever.

She bakes the ugliest possible cakes and sends them with him to work to feed the Taskforce. They look like shit but taste delicious.

She asks him to move in with her after dating for like two months - knows that he's the one for her. He obviously says yes.

Within a year, they're living together and thinking about adopting a pet together - preferably a weird looking one.

They settle on a cat with a massive snaggletooth and call it something fucking stupid like François.

[harocat]

Tell us about your cats!

Okay!! To note, I have a lot of cats. I live with my very long time GF and a long time roommate, so it's not just me, I promise. But yes, we are at catpacity.

I'll go in order as to acquisition. I wanted to do blurbs for all of them, but it was taking SO long so... short descriptions for now? I have the post babbling about all of them half written though, so I'll post it at a later point.

Ritz (full name Kensington-Ritz): ORANGE, sixteen years old, male, adopted from shelter.

JoeJoe (full name Joseph Chaucer II): Tuxedo, eight years old, male, adopted from shelter.

Harley: Tabby with white markings, nine years old, female, cat distribution system.

Bloomsbury: White with tabby markings in what's called a 'harlequin' style, eight years old, male, adopted from shelter.

Minerva: Full tabby (no white), seven years old, female, cat distribution system. She came to us pregnant (and is now spayed).

Tabitha: Tabby with white markings, six years old, female, Minerva's kitten. Birthday is 7/21/2018.

Chai (full name: Masala Chai): BLACK, six years old, male, Minerva's kitten. Birthday is 7/21/2018.

Darjeeling (Darling for short): VOID, six years old, female, Minerva's kitten. Birthday is 7/21/2018.

Vanellope: Tuxedo, five years old, female, cat distribution system

Fei: Grey Scottish Fold (we call his coloring 'toasted marshmallow'), four years old, adopted from owner who had to move overseas. Birthday is 4/20/2020 (blaze it for Fei)

Davie (full name: David): Black, twelve years old, male, foster fail.

Piccolo (Pickle for short): Scottish Fold Mix Tuxedo, sixteen years old, male, senior foster (he will be with us the rest of his life).

Orchid: Long-haired tortoiseshell, one year old, female, foster fail (our first foster fail in about thirty foster kittens, so I don't think that's too bad a ratio). Her birthday is 08/17/2023.

We also have a foster Mama and kittens right now.

EDIT: PICS ADDED.

[aboutkiyoomi]

intro ➠ ex factor

twins+adopted miya | the inarazaki bunch | certifiedcitygurls

cw: language is all !

quick lesson on these sillies :

⟿ yn's a gymnast for tokyos u18 team, her ultimate goal is to be an all arounder at the olympics. she moved to tokyo originally but her coach allowed her to move back to hyogo where she trains privately. she travels between tokyo and hyogo for meets.

⟿ the twins have known yn since birth, mama miya is best friends with yn's mom. so, they've grown up together but they grew distant after yn moved to tokyo and got even closer when she came back to hyogo.

⟿ both of your parents ship you and atsumu because since the two of you were little, you were drawn to each other.

⟿ yn is a smiling friends enthusiast, she quotes it everyday. she thinks that osamu is the irl v. of alan

⟿ osamu hates this gc because it always turns in to him getting bullied by you two because he calls you guys out for being madly in love

⟿ atsumu is a certified cat lover in this series. do not ask me to elaborate but he is just obsessed with all cats. especially orange tabbys and maine coons. (everyone is tired of his barrage of cat memes or references)

⟿ he now has 5 cats, 2 of which are free range and are typically outside and come in during the winter months.

' milk is the stray that tsum brought home from the tweet. he seems old but he's a ragdoll and that made tsum extremely excited.

' kura is his kitten, she's a 3 month old maine coon. hes obsessed with her and named her that because she's a bit of a klutz.

' tamago is his other inside cat, he's a 2 year old orange tabby.

' pip is one of his outdoor cats, he's not sure how old he is but he looks young. he's a pretty siamese baby who lives in his backyard along with his gf.

' estella is pip's gf and tsumu's other outdoor cat. he's once again unsure how old she is or where she comes from but she lives in the backyard.

a/n: anyways it was absolutely necessary for you to know about each and every one of atsumu's kitties. its important to the plot, don't question my genius. IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS BOOK IM LITERALLY Squealing ANS jumping For Joy. its actually based loosely on someone in my life and i find that funny.

taglist: open! (send a request, ask or dm to be added)

[pearcesvn]

"Babe, tingin dito!"

bsd characters as your filo s/o

characters : chuuya , yosano , osamu !

filo!bf!chuuya who will wait for you outside your university, and texts you "babe, are you done with classes na ba?"

filo!bf!chuuya picks you up in his motorcycle, he bought a helmet just for you because he doesn't want you to get hurt / get caught without one

filo!bf!chuuya na nagkakarera.. uhhmmm..!!

filo!bf!chuuya who buys you your favorite food, even if it's expensive, he'll buy it for you !!!

filo!bf!chuuya whos waiting for you outside your university, if you're in dlsu, he would say hi to the cats, and might even give them treats!

filo!bf!chuuya who wears a black button-down, black trousers or maybe brown ? usually he wears jewelry, he would look so good in gold like ugh!!! he has those expensive watches.. ohmyghooodffgt

filo!bf!chuuya sends you sweet messages like "I'll wait for you nalang" and when you say no he would reply "Hindi nga! you can't say that! I'll go there and wait for you, even if matagal pa labasan nyo!" He doesn't want you to say no , he is like an actual toddler omfg

filo!bf!chuuya who gifts you so many expensive gifts, sometimes you ask him "why? is there a special occasion" and he would shake his head, while putting on the necklace he bought for you with his initials on it. then later you would search up the things he bought and see that some are discontinued, and think 'how did he even get that?!?'

filo!bf!chuuya kisses your forehead, your jaw.. sometimes.. under your boob..! he carries you whenever you open your arms, and leads you to the bedroom, and I'll leave your imagination on that one (note: sev cant write smut)

filo!gf!yosano is so clingy! she would give you so many kisses and would ask you to cuddle up with her

filo!gf!yosano who is in the same uni as you, she would sometimes see you in campus and jump on you

filo!gf!yosano who brings you to the mall and sees a pet adoption center and immediately starts dragging you to go there idk i have a feeling she would want to see cute munchkins

filo!gf!yosano who texts you "Babyyyy can we get mcdo? ppllleeaaaseeee!"

filo!gf!yosano who scares you a bit when you're hurt, but she gives you small kisses while she treats you. (maybe)

filo!gf!yosano kisses you everyday and everywhere, sometimes when shes in the mood for more intimate interactions, she kisses your neck and it immediately hits you!

filo!gf!yosano who would say "Baby, look here! Magttake ako ng photo!" she would take so many pictures of you

filo!bf!osamu who has kind of long (?) not rlly but medium length hair and asks you if you have a hairtie "Baby, may sanrio ka ba? I need to tie my hair!"

filo!bf!osamu who lets you do whatever you want, he'd let you put makeup on him "[name]! ang light ng foundation mo!"

filo!bf!osamu wakes up and sees himself in the mirror, seeing that you drew on his face using eyeliner, and tries to remove it but it's waterproof

filo!bf!osamu who wears a white button-down or a dress shirt, with some black trousers, and a bit of jewelry, and a rolex !!??

filo!bf!osamu would send a photo of his fit, and asks you "Mukha ba akong gwapo?" or would give not so kilig pick up lines, napaka corny!!!!!

filo!bf!osamu asks you if you want to move in with him sa condo or apartment nya, so he could help you with univ hw

filo!bf!osamu who gives you so many kisses! whenever you're around he is so clingy, when he's with his friends he's usually just neutral, and kunikida would mention you and he raises his eyebrows or something.. uhmmmmss!!!?

note : FIRZT HEADCANON KO owemjiz oh my gowd!!!! bye natatakot ako ipost i2..

for : @tsjmra i labyo hehwhhehee

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I think because of SL!Winter’s life before the sanctuary, she’ll be ferociously protective over the wolf pup for when it comes to their first check-up? Like, willing to fight anyone before allowing herself to be temporary separated from mostly out of fear of never seeing them again considering what happened to her previous cubs? (How much trust has been developed between SL!Winter and Robyn? Would it be enough to allow Robyn to take the wolf pup to get a check-up without trouble?)

Once the two are separated, SL!Winter is just this fur ball filled with extreme anxiety as she waits. She can try to be as stoic as she wants about this, but trauma can get the best of anyone. GF!Robyn will do everything in her power to reassure SL!Winter that everything will be fine as the two wait for their adopted wolf pup to return.

Luna as a name suggestion for the pup? Honestly the first name that comes in mind.

Hi, Anon!

First, I apologize for taking so long to get to your ask! I was a little burned out on my Big Cat AU (and writing in general), and by the time I got back into wanting to write life got in the way of things. I hope the wait is worth it! And I'm sorry if it isn't, but I love this prompt!

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Robyn: Hey, there, girl. I see you're a little upset about us trying to take your baby-

SnowLeopard!Winter: (hissing, growling, and roaring viciously at Robyn as she stands over the wolf pup she adopted)

Summit: (wolf pup with eyes still closed gives little whimper yelps)

Robyn: Ah, yeah. I get it. I get it. But the little guy needs a checkup. (slowly but confidently reaches into the sleep box) So let's juuuuust-

SL!Winter: (roars and swipes at Robyn with claws fully extended)

Robyn: (pulls back) Holy Moly! (checks her arm for damage and sighs in relief at seeing no blood) Uh....

SL!Winter: (puffs up bigger and roars)

Robyn: Uh-huh.... (sits down in the enclosure and waits patiently) It's okay. It's okay. I get it. Your human counterpart told me that you lost three litters of cubs before coming here. We're not going to take your baby. We just want to give him a checkup. Make up he's healthy.

SL!Winter: (still puffed up and growling violently)

Robyn: Would having your friend here help? (knocks on the den door)

Winter: (enters the den carrying GreyFox!Robyn and sets the fox down on the floor) Still no luck?

Robyn: (watching GF!Robyn trot up to SL!W and stand out of claw range before slowly slinking in and nuzzling SL!W's cheek) Well, she isn't swiping at me anymore, which is a plus.

-2 hours later-

SL!Winter: (slowly relaxed enough to lay down, circling herself around the pup, but is still puffed up with anxiety)

Robyn: (shakes Winter's leg) Hey, look. I think she's calm enough to let me take the pup. Think you can do your vet thing quickly in here?

Winter: (glances at the pup finishing up nursing) I can manage that.

Robyn: (whispering softly as she creeps forward and gently lifts the pup from SL!W's belly)

SL!Winter: (growling threateningly as her eyes zero in on the pup being handed to Winter)

Winter: (takes the pup and starts giving a quick checkup)

SL!Winter: (continues growling and puffing up more)

Robyn: Easy, girl. (gently pets SL!W and sits next to her) Easy.

Winter: (finishes the checkup a few minutes later and hands the pup back to SL!W) Here you go. One healthy wolf pup.

SL!Winter: (picks up the pup and moves further away from the humans with GF!R trotting behind)

Robyn: (gently ushers Winter out of the den and sighs in relief) Okay, I thought for sure she was going to kill us.

Winter: What?!

[humorisstoredinthetits]

Random Heathers Headcannons

These all take place in an AU where JD be more chill and decides that murder and slushies are not in fact the best ways to deal with mental illness and goes see a therapist, also Modern Times and PolyHeathers+V

The Heathers + Veronica have lots of money after Chandler and Duke's parents die in a "freak accident"

So maybe JD didn't fully shed his homicidal tendencies, just turned them on people who actually deserved it bc they were all shitty people who traumatized people he begrudgingly cares about

Big Bud Dean also mysteriously dies around this time in a freak accident involving being in a building right before it blows up

Being the only children of rich assholes whose family abandoned them for petty rich people reasons means they inherit the mansions and money, meaning the four of them can live in peace and don't have to get jobs unless they really want to

Veronica decides to write, since she doesn't have to worry about making it in the real world she can focus on her passion projects

Mac works with her Dad, who is alive because he did not contribute to her issues, that would be how society fails to meet the needs of autistic people, especially in education

She eventually is going to take over the engagement ring business, which is a pretty decent amount of income on top of their massive fortune

She also volunteers at animal shelters in her free time bc she loves animals

Duke initially says screw jobs but she quickly gets bored and decides to go into Child Psychology, she wants to help kids who were like her and had nowhere and no one to turn to, and help those in abusive situations to get out of them, bc JD can't just murder all of the abusive parents in the world, as great as that would be

Chandler thinks they are all crazy for taking jobs when they don't have to, but she gets bored as well waiting for them to get home so she starts doing all the chores

What she thought would originally be meaningless busywork actually becomes fun for her

It turns out she likes to cook, which is good bc if she didn't her gfs would would subsist entirely on hot pockets and coffee

She learns how to bake and the rest of them would often come home to fresh cupcakes or cookies

She also takes up gardening, which surprises her bc she thought she would hate having to get all up in the dirt

She's always buying different kinds of flowers to plant in the yard

Obviously she gets the most of heathers, duh

It feels like a final fuck you to her parents, who wanted her to become a rich asshole like the rest of their family

They sell the Duke residence to JD, Betty and Martha for cheap bc they don't need 2 houses (and bc they feel bad about how they treated them) while they all move into the Chandler Mansion

Life is chaotic as hell, but they all love it

Everyone besides Mac is a Night Owl, she has to drag them to bed at a reasonable hour otherwise they would stay up all night

They cannot function without their morning coffee

They occasionally play games, but this always turns out horribly

Take the Mario Party Incident for example

Mac just wanted them to all play together and have fun, so she booted up Mario Party, quickly forgetting how competitive Duke and Chandler are

They scream at each other the entire time, Veronica gives up around Round 4 and throws

At the end Chandler has the most stars, but Duke somehow gets all 3 bonus stars and ends up winning

Chandler fucking throws her controller through the TV

She sleeps on the couch that night

Or the time they tried to play Monopoly, but Duke set the board on fire after landing on Chandler's property with 3 hotels

Mac really wants to get a pet, she loves animals and there's plenty at the shelter waiting to be adopted

Duke is the holdout, she hates furry animals, but relents when she can get a snake

Veronica brings her cat JFK from her parent's place, Chandler gets a Maine Coon who only likes Mac and will hiss at everyone else, Mac gets a rabbit bc she loves them, they're just so tiny and fluffy and cute, and Duke gets a ball python

Chandler tried so hard to get the cat to like her, buying her all these toys and shit, but she'll always go to Mac for attention and hiss whenever Chandler gets close

Chandler hates the snake, in reality she's just scared, a fact which Duke takes full advantage of, like after the monopoly incident

Chandler goes to put on her war paint (makeup) when everyone hears a scream

Chandler is hiding in the corner, shaking at the sight of this small little ball python sitting in the cabinet

Duke is a chaos gremlin

Duke also sleeps on the couch that day

Veronica is a weeb and will binge anime all day if she has nothing else to do

She finds this one called I'm In Love With The Villainess bc one of the characters, Claire, looks a hell of alot like Chandler

She forces the Heathers to sit down and watch it with her, and they all agree Chandler is literally Claire

She starts calling Veronica 'commoner' after that

[lightsaber-dorphin]

Ideas that involve Ketsu-Sabine-Shin

Everyone jokes about Sabine having a type and Ketsu looks at Shin (feral, violent, zero people skills) and has a crisis. (Honey no that’s not why it’s because you’re both dangerous women one of whom stabbed her and one of whom left her for dead.)

No one jokes about Sabine having a type but Ketsu sees the “tried to kill Sabine” parallels between her and Shin and has a different crisis. (This and above can work with Ketsu and Sabine as exes or still together.)

Someone: “why are you dating Shin? She tried to kill you” Sabine: “I just happened to be the job; it wasn’t personal! …oh hey Ketsu”

Sabine already knew she found women who’ve tried to kill her hot. New feeling for Ketsu though!

Shin is jealous of Ketsu not for romantic reasons but because she also occupies the “gf who used to be my enemy” spot. Ketsu wants to move on from ‘used to be my enemy’ and is perfectly fine with Shin taking that position.

Sabine: “that person who stabbed me was really hot” Ketsu: “why don’t you ask her out next time lol” [later] Ketsu: “this might be my fault”

Sabine and Ketsu were on a break when the show took place. Ketsu thinks Sabine is dating Shin to make her jealous. Shin thinks Sabine is dating her to make Ketsu jealous. Sabine genuinely likes Shin. Efforts to convince them both of that are hindered by Sabine’s complete inability to hide her feelings for Ketsu and the fact that she hasn’t had the polyam convo with either of them yet.

Sabine is dating Shin to make Ketsu jealous. (I think Ketsu would be disgusted if Sabine was using someone/ playing with their feelings, especially to make her jealous.)

Ketsu’s internet history: “what to do if your new metamore is a sith” “AITA for telling my gf her other gf looks like a wet cat” “how to convince someone to wear brown contacts” “my gf has terrible taste in women what do I do”

Shin’s internet history: “what to do when meeting your gf’s gf” “meeting a metamour social scripts” “how to convince your gf’s gf you aren’t evil” “wet cat photo”

During the decade timeskip Sabine had a lot of flings but Ketsu was her only recurring hookup/ booty call/ etc. Ketsu assumes Shin is just another fling

Shin is another fling and Ketsu assumed she isn’t and moves on

Ketsu assumes Shin is a Mandalorian who isn’t wearing her full kit. She doesn’t speak Mando’a which is uncommon but happens sometimes if someone has language difficulties and chooses to focus on another language, recently got adopted into the culture, etc. It takes her an embarrassingly long time to realize. Bonus of Ketsu not connecting “Sabine hooked up with with an ex-darksider” and “Sabine’s new gf Shin”

All three of them get together. Ketsu swaps out one of her purple contacts (for Sabine) for a gray one.

Ketsu: “this has never crossed my mind before but do you find the fact that I tried to kill you hot?” Sabine: …um

Ketsu is in a really good stable place in life. Shin hears all the jokes about Sabine having a type and assumes Ketsu having her shit together is a front

[reiningsoral]

my ocs on tumblr simulator:

🐈‍⬛kitty-cat Follow

haters (the hero institute) cant stand to see a bitch (me, a vigilante) winning (taking down more criminals than them)

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⚔️purple-bitch Follow

i hate mfs who go out of their way to make others' lives harder

🐈‍⬛kitty-cat Follow

so you didnt catch me then huh

⚔️purple-bitch

im going to hurt you

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🟩thegreenone Follow

my best friend, high on pain meds after getting shot: do you think if i tried hard enough, i could pop my eye back out of my skull again

⚔️purple-bitch Follow

that was supposed to be a private moment between the two of us

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unfortunately, one of our mods (Cat) has been temporarily incapacitated, there will be less updates from this blog for a few weeks as she recovers

⚔️purple-bitch Follow

the bitch shouldve stayed down

🌐fuck-law-enforcement

kys

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🖥️tech-floor-slobs Follow

guys pls stop asking us to take pics of the heroes while they're in gear, its hella weird

⚔️purple-bitch Follow

people are what 😀

🎧pip-the-squeak Follow

HELP LYNX YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

⚔️purple-bitch

HOW TF WOULD I NOT??/

🎧pip-the-squeak

I DIDNT THINK YOU FOLLOWED THE TECH ACCOUNT

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🔌thenerdever Follow

me when the cute redhead guy who works in the same wing as me:🤤🤤

🎧pip-the-squeak Follow

wjat

🔌thenerdever

ME WHEN I FORGET THE CUTE REDHEAD GUY WHO WORKS IN THE SAME WING AS ME FOLLOWS ME ON TUMBLR

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🐈‍⬛kitty-cat Follow

got beat up by the purple power puff bitch today. everyone manifest her getting hurt next patrol

🐈‍⬛kitty-cat

WHAT THE FUCK????

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🦋alienbug Follow

being friends with heroes that are 2+ years into this is crazy like she just threw a villain off a building meanwhile i breathe and apologize to the nearest bystander

🦋alienbug

glad this post is hitting it off with the introverts

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⚙️techgineer Follow

i swear to the fucking gods the next person in my house that comes to me with a broken phone is getting judo flipped.

⚙️techgineer

GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED LMAOOOO

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❌stupid-blonde Follow

having an adoptive mother whos in her twenties is insane. it's 11 am shes on her fourth glass of wine and i think that ria has been sitting on her lap for like an hour

❌stupid-blonde

it's not funny guys the apartment walls are thin

❌stupid-blonde

help me

❌stupid-blonde

update: they werent fucking they were legitimately moving the bed bc they saw a mouse

❌stupid-blonde

update: THEY ARE FUCKING HELP ME

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🍾baddescisions Follow

my kid is a fucking idiot she accidentally bit a crayon instead of her food and then after spitting it out, went in for another crayon bite

🍾baddescisions

for those asking, she is sixteen years old

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⚗️getpoisoned Follow

love patrol because i get to stare at my gf's ass the whole time

⚗️getpoisoned

update i got stabbed

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⚗️getpoisoned Follow

love patrol because i get to stare at my gf's ass the whole time

🦊forestanimal Follow

THATS WHY YOU GOT STABBED?????

⚗️getpoisoned

worth it for you, bbg

🐈‍⬛kitty-cat Follow

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

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[sehodreamsthoughts]

i literally just had 2 coolers in my own home :(( couldn’t stop thinking about sungchan :(((

squirting for sungchan after going out n being a little drunk help me!! omg u always respond with the best stuff n i feel bad bothering u sm but like, thank you for always tolerating me😔😔😔

i was thinking a lot about chubby chaser jake too and it was not good for my mental health… like.. it’s a slippery slope but anyways. kinda need him to just be obsessed with your tummy🫠🫠🫠

also ur gf wonbin is so pretty :(( do u think she’d be a baddie who wears like low rise jeans and crop tops or i wonder what her style would be like.. she’s a cutie

- 🥟 anon

Baby you're not bothering me at all 😭🩷, I love to see your messages, even more, if I'm being honest, sometimes I feel my answers can be a bit dull compared to your elaborated messages, and I'm afraid I sometimes can't answer them as fast as I'd like to 🥺😭 still thank you for saying that my answers aren't as bad I thought 🫂💖

Jake chubby chaser is everything!!! I have no idea why but I imagine him with so many kinds of chubby girls 😭, first I see him with a baddie that isn't afraid of wearing whatever she wants like tops that slightly show her tummy and legs (chunky platforms too), then I see him with a really feminine girl that loves dresses and flowers and maybe has a colored hair 🥺 (he'd love to buy her girl whatever she's into like skirts or knitted clothes and he'd BEG to pay her hobbies) and finally I even see him with a girl that doesn't really show any skin? More on the modest side and almost boring clothes (since they're "normal" like jeans and oversized shirts, etc) but he'd still love her because she's his girl 😭 (also, I feel this would turn him on a lot too because he can kind of "discover" what's inside those clothes 😫).

THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND MY GIRLFRIEND, I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART, MY HEAD, MY BODY, SHE'S THE LIGHT OF MY DAY AND THE MOON OF MY NIGHT, I WANT TO TAKE HER OUT ON A PICNIC, WEAR PRETTY DRESSES AND THEN WALK BACK HOME HOLDING HANDS AND SHARING HEADPHONES, THEN I WANT TO MOVE IN WITH HER AND ADOPT A CAT TOGETHER THAT WILL BE THE MOST LOVED ANIMAL IN THIS WORLD BECAUSE IT'LL BE OUR BABY. I WANT TO MARRY HER AND SHARE OUR INSURANCES, THEN I WANT TO GIVE HER AN ADDITIONAL OF MY CREDIT CARD WITH HER NAME IN CASE SHE EVER NEEDS ANYTHING AND THEN I WANT TO BUY HER FAVORITE DESSERT EVERY FRIDAY WHEN I GO BACK HOME FROM WORK AND AND AND AND (sorry i could continue for hours).

I think she would wear whatever she wants because she knows she looks pretty with everything and maybe sometimes if we go to parties she'll wear mini skirts and tops that show her cleavage (a baddie) but at home she'll walk around with oversized sweaters and pajama pants with fluffy socks and I don't know why but I feel she dresses more in a Y2K style but she also likes to be a comfortable nerd so she also likes hoodies and jackets in which she swims in (with a lot of denim too!). I'm sure that most of the time she'll carry around one of her big jackets only because after a couple of hours she'll want me to wear them and then when my lipstick loses color she'll make me go with her to the bathroom to reapply it but it'll be useless because she'll kiss me a lot inside and I just KNOW she'll be holding my hand the whole time in public because she doesn't want me to get lost or see a dumb macho man (probably Sungchan) flirting with me and I'll be like same because I don't want anyone to see more than necessary at my pretty girlfriend but Wonbin is definitely the one more possessive and jealous and we'll probably fight because she doesn't want to be jealous and I don't want her to be jealous but she's just so 😭 but I love her just the way she is.

I'm sorry.

I really love my girlfriend Wonbin.

[wulvert]

TUMBLR DELETED MY ENTIRE ORIGINAL MUNDANE FACTS ASK IM SO. ##########. I HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS LOST 2 MY POOR MEMORY. anyways sorry i got distracted writing a pokemon dnd campaign. happy weed day!! nd paperteeth day woooo!!! i wish u luck in ur drawing!!!!! nyways heres um. A Lot Of Questions:

HAS AVERY NOT,,,CONSIDERED BUYING CUTLERY THAT ISNT SILVER,,,

does avery have a preferred alcoholic beverage like scarlet or does she just. not rly care as long as it has alcohol content

do any of her 11 brothers have names or nah. if they do ur very brave i would collapse on my 6th google search of "1998 Boy Names"

ur knowledge of strange asmr continues 2 fascinate me as someone who listens 2 like. repairation/restoration asmr alone with no talking ever. nyways since asmr um. probably? didnt exist in 1998 how does scarlet get her 60% sharp 40% human vampire gf 2 finally rest so she herself can sleep,,,does she have 2 drag the tv in nd play vhs tape whale noises,,,does she start doing her own asmr on the spot,,,does she just. cuddle avery so strongly she cant move. WOULD,,,WOULD SHE JUST WRAP AVERY IN COUNTLESS BLANKETS 2 IMMOBILIZE HER ND THEN SLEEP WHILE AVERY STRUGGLES OUT OF HER COCOON,,,

did avery immediately take agnes in upon finding that beast in the bin or was it like. agnes kept harassing her daily and before she knew it or could resist the bin demon wormed its way into her heart nd she adopted her.

is the hand discoloration like. a blood...hunger? blood...thirst? blood...starved? i forgot the terminology. u get it. thing or is it related 2 having claws.

WOULD scarlet nd avery ever consider adopting a 2nd cat,,,that is also vantablack with blue eyes that definitely wouldnt be an inkitties reference,,,or if scarlet gave into her fears would they get like. another tarantula/reptile/fish like scarlet used 2 have before the Tragedy,,,

if avery ever stopped being embarrassed about simply existing would she knit even more plush creatures 4 scarlet,,,would she finally share her knitting tips nd they would knit more of them together,,,

is averys little vampire fangs phone charm real teeth that she kept from some (dead) guy or are they like. fake. also wht charms does scarlet have,,,

would scarlet wear those like. fake little clip on ear piercings 2 cope with the fact she cant get more real ones anymore.

THE...THE AVES INCIDENT???? WHAT DID SHE DO TO HIM.

miscellaneous rly specific question: can vampires get tattoos post-vampirism or would their healing ability just like. obliterate the ink or smthn. if they had a tattoo pre-vampirism does it forever stay in the state it was when they were turned or does it still like. fade over the years like tats usually do.

NOO RIP UR OTHER QUESTIONS- IF UREMEMBER THEM LMK THATS SO SAD

Sorry if my answers r even less ledgible than usual, my laptops still deceased and i cant use touchscreen keyboards very well for some rrleason and tbh i cant spell vry well

SHE DOESNT NEED 2 USE CUTLERY ANYMORE💪💪💪💪& her knives have handles :)

i think shes less specific abt it but probably prefers like colourful cocktails that dont taste of alcohol at all but obliterate you because u sip at 7 of them in a row but then again she probably likes to come off as someone who likes plain whiskey but she actually doesnt.

....they do not. i am still awful at names. i leave naming characters to the last minute- but imo they have a pretty like. idk old man naming convention. like ur gonna get ur edwards and georges rather than ur i literally cannot think of a name i would consider non old man ok whatever anyway.

i have a problem in regards 2 asmr. its like. i tap on things. all the time. anyway yea asmr wasnt a thing in then so probably just sits her in front of bob ross or makes her go on a 10000 mile run before dawn so shes tired out enough to just zzz as soon as her head hits the pillow. either that or yea def cocoon blanket method. she doesnt have to sleep just has to be immobilised. scarlet also does that as mentioned. they r cocoons. together. avery uncomfortable bc she needs to stretch her legs. but trapped.

probably absorbed agnes immediately and forgot about her job for like a day of blissfully washing fleas off a kitten. avery likes animals & wouldnt be able to leave her in the bin, and far too attatched to rehome. she keeps agnes to herself usually though and doesnt talk about her- (scarlet told avery to bring agnes over with her so she wouldnt be home alone (she wanted to pet the cat) (avery agreed bc she feels bad about abandoning her while she was dead for a week) (agnes is still in scarlets house)

discolouration from lack of blood!! vampires have fairly bad circulation as is. so extremities get a little corpsey after a while without any juice- it goes away with prolonged blood drinking though.

i think they would consider it but i also think agnes is a hater and wouldnt be happy about another cat- i think a little betta tank would b an option for sure- but scarlet would probably like to have a lot of pets in general :^)

she would for sure definitely, she probably has knitted kelly stuff before shes just shy about it. and eventually avery will be emotionally secure enough to share knitting tips 😌 proud of her

they are real teeth. from a person she murdered. probably the first vampire she killed, before she started at the lumber co so no need 2 turn them in for money.

scarlet probably has an obscene amt of little charms. the little smiley faces & the little scooby bracelets.

those little little ear cuffs maybe, shes probably most sad she doesnt have any helix piercings

a glare so foul

i wouldnt say so, itd heal up pretty immediately before you could even finish tatooing. which sucks- tattoos from before vampirism are now locked the way they were when turned, so even if the leg gets sawed off the leg'll grow back with the tattoo on it.

lmk if i missed anythingIwant my laptop back!!!!!

[rosenallies]

I had an overwhelming day bestie 😭 Can you write a few Jane and Nat hc for me pretty pls 🥺 I have no preference for what the hc are about, I just desperately need some serotonin and calming energy right now

-🐰

I’m so sorry I missed this bestie 😭😭 someone spammed me with likes(which I’m not complaining about at all btw) but this got lost in my notifs 🥺🥺 I hope u can read these when u wake up and feel a bit better 😞🙏🏻

-when they move in together, they’re very particular about sleeping positions and sides, Nat is a right side sleeper always bc it’s closest to the window and she likes a breeze bc she’s always warm and Jane is always cold <3 sometimes Natalie is like her own personal heater

-Natalie is a dog person and Jane is very much a cat person, so they compromise and have one of each but somehow the dog ends up following Jane around way more and the cat is obsessed with Natalie 😭

- they are clothes sharers fr, it started out when they were kids and Jane would constantly borrow Nat’s clothes bc she was always over and sometimes needed clothes, when they’re teenagers and Jane gets a little job and has some money to buy her own clothes, she still ends up in Natalie’s stuff way too often. And then in their romantic relationship it becomes a “thing”, Natalie always steals Jane’s boxers for around the house bc she’s that kind of gf 😭 all her panties are cute and lacy so why wouldn’t she borrow her partner’s comfy ones when she needs them 😭 and Jane is always in Natalie’s oversized sweaters bc she gets soo cold at work and it smells like Nat 😌💗

-in the future when Natalie gets the better shifts at the hospital I see them having a baby and becoming a little family 😌 I think either Nat would carry or they’d adopt but Jane would have 0 interest in carrying

[rennystrawberry]

Some random Jomaria Headcannons that popped into my head here instead of sleeping:

The reason we see Anne Maria in the back of the ridonculous race? They moved to new york where Jo is a private trainer for like the real househusbands or smth and Anne maria studies fashion for pleasure using whatever compensation money she got for giving up her spot in all stars for Gwen <//3.

the earliest Id say they could have moved to new york in 2012, assuming that ROTI is set in 2009 when they were like 16 so they'd be 19/20 at that point and the last season of Gossip girl was being filmed at the time so Anne Maria would literally take time out of her day to try and get into the background of as many shots as possible and be on tv again while jo would be constantly texting and calling her to make sure that she wasnt doing exactly that.

Jo will go on morning runs and sometimes Anne Maria will join but she refuses to run and ruin her juicy tracksuit by sweating into it so she does the milf speedwalk with weights in her hands and Jo thinks that its absolutely adorable and hilarious at the same time bc bbygurl why do you need to be doing this in a full face of makeup?

so she's always slowing down and walking backwards to tease a.m. she likes pretending that theyre strangers and saying cheesy pick up lines then playing offended when Anne Maria plays along bc 'omg my unfaithful gf! the horror! im not jo, im chad u cant like my lines!!!'

Jo once tried on Anne Maria's tight leopard print mini dress and thought that she looked so hot but would never tell anYone about it.

Anne Maria saw the whole thing.

she loved it sm.

She got Jo a dress exactly like that the next week and forced her to model for her.

Like she forces her to model all her designs and the new hairstyles she's been wanting to perfect at the salon.

Jo grumbles about it but she actually sometimes feels really confident in them. and she loves seeing her literal wife soulmate love of her life happy.

Anne Maria gets them matching tracksuits in bright colours with their names embroidered on the asses or smth like that.

Jo's perception of fancy clothing is dressing like someone's math teacher in some dorky button up or Hawaiian shirt with a mf bow tie.

but while she absolutely cannot dress herself, she pics up all of anne maria's fashion lingo and is like omg that's so passé to literally everyone whenever the roti gang have little meetups or reunions.

Anne Maria has a big family n Jo always feels so intimidated when she goes over, but then leaves absolutely happy because AM's little siblings adore her and prefer her n she always rubs it into anne maria's face.

that being said, anne maria's parents will ask jo before anyone else if they ever need a babysitter.

Jo's dads regularly visit jomaria's apartment in new york just for Anne Maria to take them places or cook them a meal n Jo will come home at the end of the day like, dad? pops? you didnt tell me you'd be coming is everything okay?

n all 3 of them just look up from whatever reality show or action movie they were watching like some deer in headlights.

the only time that theyve gotten into a genuine fight was over a really heated monopoly game where Anne Maria was convinced that Jo cheated so she wouldnt land on the go to jail square. n that was fuelled by AM's frustration over how many times she'd had to pay taxes to Jo that game.

safe to say they havent played monopoly since.

but they do like completing those puzzles that have like tons of tons of pieces and take ages to do.

they start a cooking youtube channel once YT becomes a bit more relevant.

actually, theyre probably the masterminds behind that one insta account where the cat cooks stuff

bc they so would adopt a fluffly lil white cat after watching the aristocats together and name her like penne pasta or smth like that.

spaghetti the cat

carbonara maybe idk why im only seeing this cat be named after pasta though.

[mrs-nate-humphrey]

it’s halloween month so I would love to know any and all of your dan/nate halloween headcanons (bonus points if milo’s there too) 🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡

you sent this on the first of october like the wonderful festive pumpkin pal that you are! but i have been sooo no thoughts head empty,,,, and i wanted to give this actual deliberation & thought before diving right in, so....

DAN, SPECIFICALLY:

ok. i think dan would have complicated & conflicting feelings re: halloween. we already know, canonically, that rufus was really into halloween, so this paints a pretty elaborate image in my head of halloween at the humphrey household - i bet it was a lot of fun! but then, of course: alison left. i think holidays in general become difficult for dan in the After, because they remind him of a time his family was truly happy that he cannot go back to.

so halloween is always bittersweet for dan, he'll carve all the pumpkins and get nate all the pumpkin flavoured stuff from all the cafes, and his wardrobe is so full of browns and sweaters that he's always ready for fall anyway, and he's happy! he is. but sometimes he'll remember another family he used to be part of that's all fractured & fragmented now, and he'll get a little sad. it happens less frequently over the years, but it never quite stops. (nate the ever observant always puts an arm around him and kisses his cheek, and says something silly to make dan smile. sometimes they talk about it; most of the time they don't. but nate is always there, quiet & non-judgemental, waiting for when/if dan needs him.)

NATE, SPECIFICALLY:

on the contrary........ halloween is natie's absolute FAVOURITE. much like the thanksgiving flashbacks we get in 1x09, i feel that halloween for nate, during his childhood, would involve being with blair & serena and all of them having the time of their lives. i think anne & howard would drop him off at the waldorfs, and eleanor would entrust blair & serena & nate to dorota's care. when they're younger they go trick or treating, and blair is very serious and very prim & proper and has on a perfect, sophisticated costume (she dresses as movie characters always) while serena's in a state of chaos, her costume for whatever she's dressing as (usually a witch or a ghoul or something like that) is a bit lopsided, the ribbons in her hair are coming out, her makeup is smudged (not deliberately!). nate, naturally, is sort of in between those two states - blair dolls him up and sets him to rights, serena takes his hand and runs around with him until his costume is a little wonky - by no means as much as hers, but definitely not in pristine, blair-approved state. blair just gives serena & nate a tired, Adult look, like they're toddlers and she's the babysitter (this doesn't change over the years, and this dynamic sets in remarkably quickly.)

once they're older, there's alcohol, there's halloween parties maybe, but nate still sticks with blair and serena, and they still hang out with him. halloween & the first of november are THEIR days, because they always do a sleepover on the 31st, and waking up together on the 1st of november is just something that makes the day Theirs, to nate. so unlike dan, for nate, he DID have that family feeling, and he had it consistently over the years, and he knows that it exists still.

DAN & NATE, FINALLY:

nate gets so excited for halloween! he goes full on into event-planning mode. he and jenny get really engrossed in designing costumes for the humphrey gang, and dan is like "who are you again?" and nate gives him the finger + an unamused look. halloween is a great bonding time for dan & jenny's gf, actually, because both of them get to watch their partner be an absolute dork over the holiday AND get really into designing (which is normal for jenny but not for nate, lol.) they just sit together and share drinks and act very, very cynical.

dan knows that halloween month is a special month for nate, and he's determined Not to be a grouch, so he goes out of the way trying to keep that cheer alive. he bakes sugar cookies that he ices to look like ghosts, he carves pumpkins, he does All The Things. but in a similar vein, nate knows that halloween month is a bit rough for his bf, so he is extra cuddly and patient, and goes out of his way to remind dan again and again that he loves him, that they're family now, etc.

i think halloween would also bring a lot of gender feels to dan, who gets this one holiday in which it's socially acceptable to wear makeup and doll himself up and dress up as whoever he wants to be. i think that'd give him a lot of euphoria, a lot of questioning, and a lot of anxiety, all at once, and i think nate would just be there like a stabilising force, because nate just loves dan that unconditionally, whoever dan is, even if dan is figuring that out - nate loves dan. i had more to say about This Point specifically but i am so tired, i kind of forgot what it was.

oh!!! vampire movies. all of them. nate and dan WOULD. they'd watch endless nights and they'd watch vampire porn and they'd definitely sleep together after THAT. nate would bite dan's neck and repeat some dialogue from the porno, and dan would laugh, but he would also be so, so turned on. (what! parts of this are literally canon!)

since dan also canonically reads anne rice (i wonder if he's one of the fic writers who got a cease & desist or whatever she was sending at them back in the day, that would be an interesting dan humphrey backstory) i think he'd read it aloud to natie. nate would just be lying there with his head on dan's lap, and dan would be sitting up reading aloud, one of his hands carding thru nate's hair.

at a blairena halloween party one time, dan and nate dress up as... *drum roll* each other. are you surprised? yeah, me neither. they keep making risque references to That Night At Yale, and blairena threaten to kick them out of the party (empty threats.)

MILO HUMPHREY MY BELOVED:

i wish i had more milo headcanons than just "jenny designs extremely elaborate costumes for milo, and nate goes trick or treating with him" but that's kind of it. milo would also end up wearing a LOT of orange-brown-maroons to school all through october (dan is like, nate, the kid is 5, is this the age to put your fall agenda onto him? nate is like, yes.) i think once he's older, milo would start getting these ridiculous mugs home in october - a pumpkin mug, a mug shaped like a skull, a mug shaped like a skeleton hand, etc. think mugs that look like THS thing that krysten ritter is holding:

dan looks at the collection of horror themed mugs they have with equal parts dismay and pride, and looks at nate like, yeah, you sure did raise this kid alongside me, didn't you? this is all YOUR influence, babe.

i also feel like milo would wear black nail polish ALLLL the time. he'd start during halloween and just never stop. i mean. if you're curious about this, i have two words for you: aunt jenny.

BONUS:

nate finds photos of a younger dan trick or treating - dan must be 7 or 8 in these photos, and he & vanessa are both dressed up as witches, with the hats and everything. dan is carrying a pumpkin shaped lantern, and marx is sitting in the lantern, peering out from inside it.

dan just smiles, and goes, "yeah, when i was a kid, all my costumes involved marx in some way." there's marx with angel wings (looking extremely disgruntled), there's marx with a green blanket around him ("he was a caterpillar that year," dan informs nate seriously), there's marx with a little bonnet on his head ("he hated that SO much," dan laughs).

the humphreys adopted marx when dan was around 7 - and given how unconcerned rufus is by lily's lack of pets - when he moves in with her, they do not discuss getting a cat or a dog or a bird or anything.. i'm guessing that maybe alison and dan went to pick marx out. i think dan and jenny have both seen marx grow from being a kitten to an adult cat, but because dan was older he remembers it slightly better. and dan and that cat were INSEPERABLE, to the extent wherein dan would often put marx in a pram and stroll him around everywhere. (there are halloween pictures of this, too.)

anyway, i'm just saying.

"he was my partner in crime," dan says fondly, looking at a picture of marx.

"i'm your partner in crime," nate corrects him.

"well, yeah," dan says. he raises an eyebrow. "but do you really need to compare yourself to my cat?"

/end

[nightshadedawn]

Persona 5 Royal Playthrough pt3

I ended up going through two Palaces before I could update y’all. Oh well.

...Yeah, no, quit calling me Miss Special Snowflake's boyfriend. It's not happening.

Ryuji, Morgana, and Yusuke having a conversation in the laundromat: "It's like he's our mom," says Ryuji... the mom friend.

Every time Morgana is like "I have to turn into a human so no one else can have Lady Ann!" then expects no one else to hear him makes me laugh. Like, bitch, no.

I have the restaurant in my Thieves Den 'cause I like it. Yusuke, Ryuji, and Morgana are there. They're so precious.

I got a three in a row Tycoon on cutthroat!!!

Ryuji and Ann just keep going "Shoulda figured" and other versions of the statement every time I win.

Ann just rejected Morgana's feelings HARD. I am happy.

Ryuji is too good, honestly. Why would anyone not like him? He's... He's always trying to build the team up, make them proud of themselves and what they've done. I will admit that he has his moments of being not a great human, but they're teenagers who were given absurd powers, so honestly, can you blame them?

I didn't know darts was an actual minigame! There's so many minigames. I'm so happy.

I don't like Akechi. I don't know why some people do. Like, his death scene was a bit... too late for a redemption for me, right after he tried to kill Joker, several times. His pain is understandable, but still... I can't.

Their "two sides of the same coin" also doesn't seem particularly fair. It's totally uneven in everything but color schemes.

Guys, GUYS, please, PLEASE decide whether you're going to react to my teasing or not.

"We don't have to deal with them directly," Ryuji says joyfully about the mafia. Oh you sweet, sweet, innocent child, if only you knew what I do.

I literally can't play this game around anyone else because I tend to yell "BABY!" to Ryuji, Ann, and Yusuke and "BITCH" or "FUCKER" to... a rather long list of villains in this game... and Makoto.

I can literally feel Yusuke's anxiety about his painting when you take him to Leblanc to see Sayuri.

How can you say Yusuke isn't gay when he says everything I do is beautiful?

I love Ryuji's 9th social link. It's LITERALLY written like a confession scene. This also means I kinda hate it because... I can't date him.

Also... PRETTY BOY RYUJI PRETTY BOY RYUJI PRETTY BOY RYUJI

I actually kinda thought that the new scene for Ryuji being a crossdresser is kinda funny??? Is this bad??? I wanna see him in a dress, tho. I gotta agree, he'd be a natural. Not the like, painfully obviously not taking it seriously from the dancing game, though.

Though I do think it's valid that he freaks out when two strange adults come up to him and try to take him somewhere, especially in a place known for being shady, and at night.

...When Ryuji complains about it, I do feel bad about ditching him. Then again, I blame the cat.

Ryuji may be my ideal type on paper, but I'm also highly attracted to Yusuke and this is so totally unfair.

*softly chanting* butlers butlers butlers butlers

Don't mind me just... *makes meticulous plot to avoid having Makoto join the team that i may or may not write a fanfic about*

Makoto is one dumbass bitch. Like, honestly, there's nothing she does that's in any way remotely smart.

...I thought I'd just skip Makoto's scenes until she became relevant, but here I am, still skipping her scenes. Does that mean she’s still irreleveant?

"Witch" I suggest, and Makoto complains! "Would you prefer "Bitch"? I can use that too.

I put Yusuke on the team in the middle of the palace through settings, replacing Morgana, who had been standing right behind me. Which made Yusuke stand right behind me. It looked like he was holding onto my waist and standing uncomfortably close. Bro, babe, I love you, but not in front of my boyfriend and girlfriend!

Just accept the compliment, guys, I'm not going to compliment Queen.

...Opening chests with Ann or Ryuji is just so sweet because they're so affectionate and touchy feely. Especially Ryuji.

Math. Fucking. Sucks. I should not have to use math in a game. I hate this. Obviously it's the Palace Makoto comes in that this happened.

Well, I finished the Palace in a day. I love the feeling. But it was getting close there. Joker and Yusuke were down to no spells...

...Yoshizawa hasn't showed up yet. When is she getting shoehorned in?

WHY IS THE VELVET ROOM RED!?

My very first playthrough I didn't execute a single execution except for the first one we have to do. It  really screwed me over my second playthrough...

...I broke the electric chair. That's certainly something that happened.

147 games of Tycoon later and I've only been a beggar 31 times in total, versus the pure thirty wins in just Cutthroat.

They're in their summer uniforms and it makes make miss warmer weather already. It's fucking snowing outside. Grrrr.

Beat Kaneshiro! ...Wasn't a fan of his new boss battle. I'm even playing on safe mode! But whatever.

Makoto is a DISASTER at Tycoon. She exclusively got beggar all three times I played with her!

...RYUJI YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT AND NOT LET ME DATE YOU.

Ann, sweeties, baby, you're doing so well.

She confessed to me, then in the call afterwards it was basically insinuated I proposed... WHICH IS LIKE FUCK YEAH 'CAUSE SHE ACCEPTED IT.

It makes me think of the future conversation where they're talking about marriage.

Anyway, if you haven't noticed, l love Ann.

My next playthrough I'm not gong to date her, though. I'm a completionist and I want ALL of the possible awards. But... I refuse to cheat on Ann. So I'll date everyone else then just hang with Ryuji... despite how cringy some of the date things are.

...If Akechi wasn't, you know EVIL and tried to KILL ME, SEVERAL TIMES, I might, MIGHT, like him. But in truth, I think that's really just the Persona 5: Revival talking. We get... into some stuff during that.

I know that either Atlus or the translators know EXACTLY what goes on in the Persona fandom because otherwise "He's too pretty to be wrong" would not be an option when talking to the newspaper girl about Akechi. I have to agree with her that his looks aren't really, you know, awesome enough for that.

Also, I read it as "He's too petty to be wrong" at first and I think that's an accurate sum of his character.

YO AKECHI-FUCK I HAVE NO NEED TO SEE YOUR ASS LIKE THAT WHEN I HAVE BOTH A BF AND AND GF.

...fucker fucking giving me shit about my fake glasses...

If you COULD date the boy out of mod, Akechi would definitely be the one they were pushing you to date. Like Makoto. Or Yoshizawa.

But hey, at least I get to not be nice to him.

I remember seeing this picture where Ann, Ryuji, and Joker kept going to the movies together and seeing 3D movies, and Joker couldn't wear the 3D glasses properly because of his own. I keep imagining that picture during this event with Caroline and Justine.

You know what? Some people call Joker a loli lover because of them, but nope! He's just adopted two more siblings. That is my stance on it.

FUcking

Fucker

WHAT THE FRRRRRRRR

FUCK YOU ATULS OR TRANSLATORS OR WHATEVER

APHRODITE AND MARS ARE FROM TWO DIFFERENT MYTHOS. Aphrodite is GREEK, Mars is ROMAN. Their reversed are VENUS and ARES. USE ONE OR THE OTHER PEOPLE.

I get very pissed about this, and it's worse with Hades.

7/4 is the day I am screaming at, if you were wondering.

My dad asked me if the other students think Joker's stupid because every time I answer a question right they get all surprised.

I don't really like Makoto, as I'm sure you've noticed, but she was super nice about Ryuji's special move idea. And that put her ahead of Akechi in my book.

TESTS ARE NERVE WRACKING EVEN WHEN THEY'RE FICTIONAL

Yusuke and Ryuji are good boys, the best boys. And they're so awesome about their special move.

AND RYUJI OFFERED MONEY FOR YUSUKE'S FOOD. And implied that he did it before???? Ryuji, you best boy.

This boys' outing DOES make me happy, though. Like, insanely happy. Dunno why.

Maybe because Joker gets to be so flipping cheesy.

...fuck you, Yoshizawa.

HONESTLY WHAT THE EVER LOVING--- Grr. Too many choices while with her. Too many. OOC Joker when with her. 0/10.

I LOVE THE FESTIVAL PHOTO

And you know, it's really hard to choose between Lala-chan and Ann, but... GONNA TAKE ANN ON A DATE

Got her some flowers. Lets see if we can give them to her this time!

"Such a good FRIEND." Babe, we're DATING. For like, TWO WEEKS NOW.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO GIVE HER FLOWERS

Ann called Yusuke a pretty boy, but then she's missing out on the REAL pretty boy, Pretty Boy Ryuji.

Ryuji, why're you so worried about other girls when you've got ME?

"I like the shade." "What are you, moss!?" Oh, admit it, Ryuji, I'm growing on you.

Cargona. Snrk. Gods, I love you, Ryuji.

Dome town with Ryuji! "Isn't it all couples?" That's the point!

I COULD GIVE RYUJI THE ROSES!?

Sadly, I bought those for Ann. Ryuji, you get the noodles.

AND HE FUCKING LOVED IT.

"It feels like I really captured Ryuji's heart!" FUCK YEAH I DID

Gonna give Yusuke the bracelet when I get the chance.

Why is everyone color coded in the chat room? Kawakami, Akechi, Mishima, and the reporter are all ORANGE. What's the point? Well, Akechi's more of a golden orange, but close enough.

While Mishima is not my first choice for a date, he's definitely not my last.

...But the boy really needs some fucking sleep. He's not drawn with the bags under his eyes, but I can see them!

It's not fair that they give Akechi a kicked puppy sprite. I'm... goddamnit, they're trying to make me not hate him.

When Makoto doesn't know something, I'm brought great joy.

NO DAD MAKOTO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND ANN IS AND SHE IS LITERALLY R I G H T T H E R E

First day in Futaba's Palace! I've gotta say, this is my second favorite palace. Kamoshida, Futaba, Madarame, Sae, Okumura, Shido, Kaneshiro, Holy Grail. In that order. I HATE Kaneshiro's place and dealing with the Holy Grail. But whatevs, man. I love this game. (Vanilla, at least, this one is still on the fence)

I found out a cool little thing. On the uphill sand slopes in the town (don't know about anywhere else) if you're running and turn back quickly, Joker will do a little animation to steady himself. It was cool and made it seem, I dunno, more human? Anyway, while I was admiring this, Ryuji and Yusuke just stood at the top of the slope and Ann followed me while I was running. Best girlfriend ever.

Kin-Ki is looking pretty kin-ky if you know what I'm sayin'

Please don't murder me because I do terrible puns.

*we fall through the trap door* *Ryuji starts screaming* Same, baby, same.

...Makoto is seriously annoying. Like, she's got no business acting as familiar with Futaba's situation. The one who WOULD be the most familiar is Yusuke, and I'm glad he recognizes that. It's not the exact same, none of their stories are after all, but I feel like those two get each other better than even Ryuji and Joker understand each other.

Yusuke and Ryuji's special attack is THE BEST

Ryuji and Joker getting up close and personal in the shadows. All those fanfics coming true, man.

I thought Futaba was sloth, not wrath? Why are her Will Seeds called Wrath?

Beat it in one day! It's so satisfying to watch all those achievements when I leave the palace.

You know, I'm thinking of wearing the Christmas outfits for the final battle. Just to be kinda funny.

Spending a relaxing day with Yusuke after going through Futaba's Palace... kinda want to take him to the bathhouse to check out that new scene, but I also REALLY wanna feed the boy... gonna feed the boy.

Apparently I can only make 'decent curry.' Which is fine. Because "I" can't make curry at all. Joker, you've done much better than I.

THE DATE CHANGE SCREEN HAD A RAINBOW AND RYUJI WAS COMING OVER ON THE SAME DAY FUCK YEAH MY BISEXUAL BABY

...Broooooo, the way you talk about your manga is how I talk right before I start shipping.

Took him to the bathhouse, 'cause I don't gotta worry about Mama Sakamoto feeding him.

...Can I take Ann to the bathhouse?

Asked Ryuji to move in. He was all up for the idea until he remembered that I live in an attic.

I'm Charismatic now!

...I was all hoping Ann would stop by but then Akechi asked me out. Laaaaaaaame.

Ryuji's smile is so fucking cute.

...I say we just be honest, and everyone's so fucking stupid about it until Makoto explains it. This pisses me off. They're not that dumb... At least, they weren't until Makoto showed up.

Futaba's hiding in the closet. ...I've spent too many weeks making jokes about closets to not have a joke about it.

Really, Yusuke? You see those books and think she can't understand?

...Wait, that sassy tone of voice... You were TRYING to pull a reaction of her. I knew I shipped those two for a reason. OTP and BroTP. Doesn't matter, they're both awesome.

I love you Ann, but I don't think your situations were the same at all. It's not like both are valid and bad, but... different.

Joker is SO fast compared to the others, especially when he's speeding.

What the...

Holy fuck...

JOKER IS TOO EFFING COOL

THAT MOVE TO GET FROM THE ENTRANCE TO TO TREASURE DOOR? Awesome!

Damn, Joker has my heart too.

I kinda wish we could see Futaba's costumes in her Persona. That would be pretty neat.

The moment right before Wakaba appears is so aesthetically pleasing.

...Futaba being happy is almost enough for me to accept Maruki's offer, and I haven't gotten there yet.

Ryuji and Ann keep smacking each other out of their ailments. Like, you guys just love each other so much! It's awesome.

Joker has lackluster responses to Wakaba... I'm hoping that isn't one of those "Answer these wrong and you break her!" things... Not that I think I was, but still.

I liked Futaba's new animation for when she defied her mother.

I wish the anime looked more the cutscenes. I'm trying to rewatch the anime so I can pinpoint specific moments for future editing purposes, but it's kinda painful.

1- This is the SECOND TIME you've landed on Yusuke while running from trouble.

2- YUSUKE LET GO OF MY GIRL

No Makoto, I don't want to go see Futaba with you! I can go see her myself.

So, I like Takemi's new voice with her lines during this scene.

Sure, she collapses every so often and sleeps for a while. Stays like that for a few days. Sorry that I put her into a coma for a month, Boss...

SHE LOOKS SO CUTE WITHOUT GLASSES

Guys, we have a month. Stop worrying.

THE TWINS ARE SO CUTE WHILE HANGING ONTO THE BENCH PRESS

Damn, Joker's dying to the amusement of two little girls.

I'm kinda disappointed I didn't get results for all that training. But I liked the scene.

Yusuke just casually be lugging bigass paintings around.

Taking the girls to the church may have been one of the funnier moments. These cement them as Joker's little sisters. With Futaba. Damn, Joker, you got no brothers.

Yusuke promises to come by every day and we can tell him to take his clothes off. ATLUS, you have some EXPLAINING to DO.

..And Yusuke took it and ran with it. My sweet summer child, I don't think I could handle you in as little as possible on the day to day.

"The heat induced delirium made me think outside the box." Same.

Guts takes sooooooooooooo long to level up.

"Punish me more" he says, as if Takemi won't do it.

"Good god. Well, none of my medicine can cure THAT." AT LEAST WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE

BATHHOUSE WITH YUSUKE

Awe, he had fun. :)

[katiemcgrath]

can we do the drama aunt just one more time? so i've been with my gf for 3 years. we moved in together a while ago because I was moving from my childhood home (had been planned for years) and she was moving out of our ex's (who turned out to be an abusive asshole after she displayed ptsd symptoms). so things are going great but then she loses her job like 3-4 months in. I tell her it's ok I was earning enough to keep us both afloat for a while and she had been having a hard time trying to keep her full time job while her symptoms flared up.

so she takes a few months off, getting unemployemnt and I'm working and things are fine. Then I change jobs and we move out to a new, bigger place and we're still doing alright but things are a little tighter when she loses the unemployement benefits. she has to be hospitalized because she had a bad panic attack in public and reacted violently so the cops detained her. she spends like 2 weeks in the psych ward and then when she comes back she's severely depressed. she feels like she's ruining things, she feels like a failure bc a 30 y/o should have her shit together right?. so I tell her to not worry bc I'm here for her.

flashforward a year and she's still a bit shaky but recovernig from the depressive episode. she's been told she's in the spectrum and she discovers she might be a they actually. so they go on a bit of a self-discovery journey and discover they might actually like to do artistic stuff for a living. I invite a friend over for lunch (let's call her A). A is generally a good person I hold her very dear to my heart but A is completely ignorant on mental health stuff and still very confused on the whole gender stuff. She was also raised evangelical which will make the shit she pulled next really fucking ironic. So A meets my gf and decides she doesn't like them. A says that my gf is taking advantage of me with this psych stuff. A says I'm working for two people when Gf should do her part. I get upset I tell her that as far as I knew partners supported each other right? even when things were difficult, even when there's no fucking money, even in sickness and in health right? and doesn't she work to maintain her father who is a pastor and hasn't worked for the family for the ten years i've known her?

She gets upset then saying that that's her family so she actually has to do something and I tell her well Gf is my family and I'd appreciate it if she left whatever. A and I stop talking but we still follow each other in social media and shit. A constantly posts about abusive relationships using economic power relationships for personal gain etc . Another friend messages me and tells me they think I'm in an abusive relationship. I tell her I don't understand why. This friend tells me that my Gf is taking advantage of the fact that I can work. I tell this friend that that sounds stupid but they say I'm being gaslit or something.

I start to think I might actually be in an abusive relationship but idk I don't understand. I google it and the internet is very vague about this. I don't know what the hell is happening. I start to think I might actually be the abusive asshole. I have a nervous breakdown that ends in me deleting all social media for like a year.

I lost my job. I got another one. I lost it. I bounced between jobs for almost a year. Then I get a good job that pays well. During this time Gf has decided that maybe she doesn't have the artistic abilities to do anything and stops trying to sell their art. They get into trading, buying and selling collectibles. I loaned them some money to start but then it became a self-sustaining thing. They pay me back and we go on a trip. During this trip A messages me asking how things are with Gf. I tell her things are actually good, she's got a business we're doing well, we adopted two cats. A loses it telling me my Gf is trying to tie me to them and that maybe this codependent relationship needs to stop. I ask her to explain me how because I really don't understand (my psychiatrist has suggested I might also be in the spectrum since I can miss social cues constantly). A says that Gf is manipulating me into thinking I am in a good relationship. She knows this because her ex did this with her. I ask her what ex but she doesn't explain.

I try to explain this to my psychiatrist whom I'm visiting because the lithium is making me sick and she needs to adjust my dose. She starts asking me questions about my relationship and I tell her. Yes, I knew she had ptsd when we started living together, yes, she did lose her job and spent a long time without one, yes she is in psych treatment. Then she asks me about my friend. yes, she's been in a bunch of toxic relationships, yes, she's been very vocal about my gf, yes, she's the same one that once tried to tell me my abortion was an offence to her god. my psychiatrist tells me she thinks A is not actually a good friend.

I try to talk about this with other people who know A to see what they think but I get told time and time again that A is just trying to help that I'm actually wrong about her because my Gf has turned A against me. My Gf doesn't even mention A, I tell her. This friend, who is actually a psychologist, then tries to convince me Gf must be doing it in my sleep.

I try to talk about this with another psychologist, one that I actually pay money to see and she tells me that she thinks my friends may be in a cult and they are trying to make me join them by separating me from my family (who is my Gf but also my sister who I don't speak to so much bc she lives a glamorous ER nurse life). I tell her it can't be possible because doesn't a cult need a leader or something? Psychologist tells me A is probably the ring leader.

So two nights ago I was making a playlist about songs from my country and I was kinda drunk and I messaged A to ask her what songs I should add. I tell her I kinda miss her and the way we used to meet for coffee and pie and she texts me back the next day saying she misses me too and I should add such and such song to my playlist and are you still dating Gf? I tell her I am and she doesn't respond. Then she sends me a link to a blog about abusive relationships and how many husbands stop working when their wife finds a job etc and I didn't reply.

I remember the thing Psychologist said. Now I can't stop thinking about if she is in a cult or not or if my Gf is the abusive one because I think she got in my head.

So, uh, help?

Oh.... My.... God..... This is a wild ride, lmao. Holy shit. This was genuinely a ride from start to finish and I don't even regret reading it. Like, I am exhausted from my fucking seteraline and I have a massive headache but this was.... Wow. Worth the weeks wait tbh.

First of all, so glad you're getting actual help. Like, obviously what I say is bullshit cause you're getting actual help.

Second of all, I'm a bit funny with money because I think it's okay to support a partner but it's so vital to make your own money incase a relationship goes wrong and you have no out. It's not an abusive relationship if one person financially supports a partner if they are in a committed relationship and they see longevity in the relationship. I think it's important you set boundaries as well though. It's good your partner has somewhat recovered and is making their own money too.

In regards to 'A' delete and block from all social media and just life, tbh. They don't like you, they don't respect you, they don't respect your girlfriend or your relationship. It's time to delete their number. I mean, the 'cult' is probably just evangelicalism, lmao.

Yeah, take the advice of your psychologist, hahaa.