a ninja sex party and samurai abstinence patrol au where the nsp guys are the phantom thieves and the samurai guys are the police/detectives to catch the thieves
IT WOULD FIT! IT STILL HAS THAT RIVALRY ASPECT IN THERE!! omfg, the fucking outfits would go HARDDDD. i really want to design them so bad, but fucking college is killing my motivation 😭
ive decided that the entire family forces bruce to play gimme gimme gimme in the bat mobile. everytime they leave for patrol at half past twelve they automatically start singing it and won’t stop until bruce puts it on. jason and tim have an interpretive dance routine. cass and steph have their own (much better) interpretive dance routine. the reds’ has a lot more gyrating involved. dick knows all the words and belts his heart out every single time. at first duke just watched in horrified amazement, until the girls started asking him to be their backup dancer, in which case he immediately hopped on board. one time babs hacked the city speakers so that it played whenever gordon lit the bat signal. bruce pretends to hate it but he loves watching his kids have fun (and he’s been an abba stan since he was 12, give him some credit). damian despises it. everytime it starts playing he sits down and refuses to move. jason and tim have started incorporating him into their dance routine. anyways i just love them being a silly little family!!